#sim: grammar

[householdbinary]

i got tagged in both of these, idr who tagged me in the sim evolution one but @hazelsnakes tagged me in the sim questionnaire so i'll do that under the cut and kill two birds with one stone 👍 (also i got tagged in the oc pinterest thing a while back too, i'll do that soon)

NAME: grammar | tripp

NICKNAMES: n/a for both (tripp IS the nickname but it's basically his first name atp)

GENDER: cis woman (she/her) | nonbinary but his egg hasn't cracked yet (he/him rn, he/her in the future)

STAR SIGN: capricorn (dec 26) | leo (aug 1)

HEIGHT: 6'5" | 5'11"

ORIENTATION: both bisexual with a preference for men

NATIONALITY: english-iraqi (london) | american (los angeles)

FAVOURITE FRUIT: mangoes | strawberries

FAVOURITE SEASON: autumn | summer

FAVOURITE FLOWER: baby's breath | daisies

FAVOURITE SCENT: some lavender sleep spray she had to use as a kid | fresh baked pastries like in a bakery

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: both coffee (grammar hot, tripp iced)

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 6 | 10

DOGS OR CATS: both | dogs

DREAM TRIP: a place with a lot of old cultural places of interest like churches or temples | a big city with a lot of nightlife

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: one or none, she overheats easily at night | 2, he likes to be cozy but any more is just a bit excessive really

RANDOM FACT: when she gets really stressed she eats raw ground beef straight from the packaging like noodles | he regularly lets vampires drink his blood at parties because getting fucked up on blood loss is cheaper than getting fucked up on alcohol

[householdbinary]

YAY finally i have an excuse to share these, here and here :D although keep in mind these are moreso songs they would listen to, not songs that fit them thematically (even though there's some overlap)

if yes, please share!

[aurorangen]

The shed with the lime green doors

[rebouks]

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Hey Bird Boy!

I promised I’d write didn’t I? I’m missing you already, which is kinda stupid and cheesy, but true! There aren’t any other kids around now the holidays are over, so it’s just old people and super outdoorsy people who walk really fast with weird sticks and stuff, lame! Daddy lent me his crappy polaroid he uses for work so I can send you pictures and stuff so at least I’ve got something to do, they won’t be as good as yours but it’s better than nothing.

I tried to get a good picture but it’s hard to hold this huge thing with one hand and this is the best I could do but my teeth are totally starting to grow back so maybe I won’t look so dumb soon.. you can’t really see em but I can feel em poking through!!! It kinda hurts but I suppose we only have to grow em once so it’s not so bad. Growing teeth as a baby doesn’t count cos you can’t remember it.. how many teeth does your little sister have?!

I’m super looking forward to getting to know you properly since I can ask you stuff now! I’ll try n remember to ask you things instead of talking about myself the whole-time cos that’d be annoying to reply to, wouldn’t it?

By the way.. I took a bunch of pictures of my dad until I caught him laughing just to show you that he can be fun and nice, not always grumpy! He thinks he looks cool with his gold teeth but I think they make him look goofy, like a wannabe pirate haha!! YARRR!

I set Amber free cos I started to feel bad about keeping her cooped up in that tiny plastic box and I don’t think I’d like it if I were her, like how I’m starting to hate this stupid tower! I miss looking at her but I decided to start collecting fancy rocks instead since they’re not alive and don’t have any feelings. Dad digs up stuff for work sometimes so it makes total sense!! He said I’m not allowed to join him for that but we can do it on our own instead.. he bought me a big pretty one to start my collection, even though it’s kinda like cheating it still counts!

We found a birdwatching book stuffed in the back of the bookshelf looking for this notebook and dad said we should put some food out to see which ones we could spot.. they attacked him whilst he was putting the seeds out though so he said it was a stupid hobby and that he didn’t want to do it anymore. GET READY FOR THIS!!!

Ahahahahaahaaa I almost dropped his camera laughing at him and he took it off me for a couple days but it was totally worth it, please please pleaaaaase keep this picture cos I almost didn’t wanna send it to you so I could laugh at it forever and ever hahahaha!!!!

Oh, and I told daddy to take some pictures of me whilst I wasn’t looking like you do cos I thought it’d be neat, but I forgot I asked him to do it and got mad at him cos I was in my pj’s and my hair was all crazy.. it’s kinda funny I GUESS!! Plus, he said it made us even for me sending you the picture of him with the birds so here you go BUT DON’T KEEP THIS ONE!!

I got carried away and forgot to ask you stuff so here’s a list!

How old are you?

When’s your birthday?

Do you have any pets?!

What’s your favourite food?

Do you have all your big teeth yet? (it totally looked like it but you never know!!)

I was gonna think of more stuff to ask you and now the back of this page looks really empty but my brain farted and I really wanna send you this so you can send one back! I’ll think of more I promise!! I’m looking forward to “talking” to you so I guess you can write about whatever you want.. and I wanna see your house!! I bet your pictures will be way better than mine!

Yours excitedly, Alex :]

[imrllytootiredforthis]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NEED MORE PUPPY JAKE😩😩 he has been on my mind for so longg😔 i just wanna hold him and kiss him and breed him just need him under me so bad. my pretty puppy jake :(

puppy jake<3

sweet puppy who stays home and waits for you all day-even if he's needy and wants you so bad, he's a good boy that waits.

sad puppy who wants nothing more than you to just be with him so he has no choice but to bury his nose into your pillow, fucking himself full with a dildo, imagining it was you inside of him instead of the stupid toy.

good puppy that sits obediently on his knees, panting and waiting for you to get off your phone, on an important phone call he could not care less about. but he’s still good because he’s a polite puppy.

needy puppy that gets impatient, meek whines escaping his throat, face flushing pink. who can’t help but start to hump your leg, his cock all leaky and desperate. pathetic puppy who goes completely dumb when you give him some kind of release, pushing your leg up to aide him in his uncoordinated thrusts. letting him suck on your fingers, drool dripping down his chin as his tongue swirls around your digits, trying so hard not to gag as he takes them down his throat<3

ungrateful puppy who can’t help but whine for more, wanting more of you in him. whether it’s his mouth or his hole it doesn’t matter, he just wants to be close to you so, so bad :(

[voidfanatic]

Mmm Tank (Traducción en texto alternativo)

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Eng: (I hope nobody has done this before, if that's the case, I'll give credit just tell me). The image I downloaded was crunchy that's why it looks like that 👻

Esp: (Espero que nadie haya hecho esto antes, si es el caso, daré crédito solo dime). La imagen que descargué estaba crunchy es por eso que luce así 👻

[cosmic-ricky]

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[heeliopheelia]

I need a little hc about aftercare w/ enha hyung line coz they all seem to be mean in these smut stories ☹️

OMG OFC BABY!! 😚

So starting off with HEESEUNG:

-i'm sorry but this bitch would be so exhausted afterwards, he'd most likely fall asleep if not for you shaking him awake and telling him that you both could use some shower

-that kinda wakes him up and soon the two of you would be in the bathroom, lazily washing each other up

-pls he'd love to use his soap and shampoo on you bcs you smelling like him is so hot to him for whatever reason

-he'd throw one of his t-shirts over you and then swoop you up from the floor, carry you to the bedroom and cuddle the shit out of you until the both of you were asleep

I deeply belive that JAY is the king of aftercare:

-i'm talking preparing you a bath, carrying you in there and then drying you and dressing you up kinda stuff

-cause you're his lil princess after all right? how tf else is he supposed to treat you if not like the most cherished and precious thing in the entire world?

-would literally drown you in kisses and soft words as he'd caress your body with your favorite loofa

-would do everything you ask him for - food? done. cuddles? done. movie? done. whatever you want - it's yours

JAKE is such sweet baby but:

-i feel like he gets so talkative after nearly breaking his s/o's back LMFAO

-like you would be laying on his chest and he would be chatting your damn ear off, hands stroking your hair until he notices you're not responding to him at all and you actually fell asleep on him

-he'd coo at you for a second (would 100% snap a pic of you) before gently pulling you off of him so that he could clean you up quietly

-he'd quickly go to the bathroom to grab some towel and dampen it with warm water, then come back and wipe you clean while trying his best not to wake you up

And lastly we got SUNGHOON:

- his aftercare i feel like would be the simplest one but still sweet nonetheless ☝️

-he'd feel so bad after seeing how much he's tired you out pls

-he'd wipe you up with the first better thing that stumbles upon his hands - which happened to be some of your make up wipes but well as long as it works what's the difference, right? ://

-no he'd be sweet don't get me wrong, he's trying i promise 😭 he'd kiss and cuddle the hell out of you afterwards

-probably has some cookies stacked in his nightstand just for you <33

[soleysims]

Welcome to gossip sims, did you guys miss me, cause I missed you. Turns out, The CEO daughter of IMG agency is Pregnant! how did this get pass ME! I mean I have been distracted, But that's a story for another time. Social media is having a day. With Dawn being a NEPO baby. She's the only one with the privilege to not follow the strict agency rules. After all look at her getting rewarding with the cover of the new issue. IMG makes world wide super models. But would it really matter if your daddy owns half the agency. Congrats on the baby dawn. Who's the father? xoxo - GossipSims

[future-crab]

Somehow just realizing now the way mag 179 establishes that people who Jon cares about are the (potentially only) ones who can hurt him post-apocalypse and how, uh... significant that fact becomes in mag 200.

[hannahssimblr]

Hey, sorry that I haven't responded to your email from last Wednesday. I was hiking with some friends and had no reception.

You asked about the room. It is free from August. So that should go well with your move. I'm assuming that you can't come and see it in person beforehand. I've attached a few photos for you so you have a rough idea of ​​what the apartment looks like. Sorry for the poor quality, my camera is quite old and I'm not exactly the best photographer.

Unfortunately, the bedroom is still pretty chaotic at the moment. When Marie moves out next month, everything will of course be cleaned. Please let us know if you're still interested!

Thank you for telling me a little bit about yourself. I'm also really into sports and music. I'm actually in the gym almost every day and I also really enjoy bouldering and hiking. Otherwise, I like to go to parties or my friends and I hang out here. If that's not your thing, the shared apartment probably wouldn't be for you...

Please let us know if you would prefer us to write in English. I don't speak fluently but my English is ok.

I'm looking forward to hearing from you,

Jonas Osterhaus

Hello Jonas, 

Thank you for your email. The apartment is nice, and I would like to take it.

How can I send you the money? Please send your bank details.

I can pay in August, because that is when I will sell my car. 

It is good that you like sports and music. I am okay with your friends coming to the apartment. I like meeting new people and spending time with them.

I hope camping was fun. 

Jude. 

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[householdbinary]

only hit the gas when the light's green!

[head-archivist-mag-institute]

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Get your own cat i found this one fair and square

[blueshistorysims]

March 1919, Newcrest, England

Late March 1919, Edinburgh, Scotland

[mangosimoothie]

what do you mean duolingo's not a dating sim

[mostrizzaward]

consider the second episode of the sims season 2 as a warning for the next time dan puts foil in the microwave