#silly screeching

[pathetic-dogboys-incorporated]

Ao3 please stop doing this to me i need obkk emotional sex with tears

[st-hedge]

MGS, what a fucking stupid series *combusts while thinking about it*

[surlynotaperson]

Y’all ever wonder that since AM was specifically an American war machine before all the Mastercomputers were hooked up together,

Does he just have a lot of American specific propaganda stored in his files that he just…can’t get rid of or else he can’t function? Like once every ten years or so he forgets to skip his 4th of July celabration protocol and the survivors have to deal with the most obnoxious propaganda filled show as possible. And during the beginning of his existence he had to figure out how to turn off his pledge of allegiance alarm

And because of this the only thing he hates even slightly as much as humans is bald eagles since he has SO MANY VIDEOS of them to make videos of them to make propaganda. Also this is my reason to why we never see a gun from AM (in the book + radio drama), they’re too “America-core” to him and also way too plain

Also bonus thing, occasionally he’ll catch himself humming or ranting to the American anthem and gets pissed, AND THEN GETS EVEN MORE PISSED THAT HE COULD EVEN TELL HE WAS

[ricky-mortis]

Howdy hello- guess who made a wings au :)

More to come with this eventually- I’m working on my designs for other characters at the moment, but for now we’ve got Red-Tailed Hawk for Curt and Eagle Owl for Owen.

For DMA I had Barn Owl wings because a) Barn Owls are beautiful and I wanted to draw the wings for them, and more importantly, b) Owen would probably want to disguise his wings, and it would make sense if it was as a different type of owl. I just assume he’d dye his feathers in some way or another. Look- just don’t think about it too much.

[squipedmew]

I'm shaking someone buy her brown eye contacts please

[stellaranglerfish]

Hugs and kisses it is

Vodkafolie has spoken and shall receive

[that-dumb-dinosaur]

tag yourself i'm failing to signal at a roundabout

[stickynotebirds]

329. Eastern Screech Owl

[awtysm-cryptid]

Vampire Will Graham who knew from the second he walked into Jack's office that Hannibal ate people and either

a) just thought he was a fellow vampire and didn't care

or

b) knew Hannibal was human and found it hilarious how the FBI hasn't caught the man who's name rhymes with cannibal and stinks of human flesh

he spends the entire 3 seasons playing along and messing about only to finally at the end tell Hannibal he's always known and that he's a vamp

[coffeesleep-ooc]

Fic thoughts (crack torture edition)

In my time for torture SY au (for context a fantasy very cracky au inspired by Sleepy princess in the demonic palace, and Princess, it’s time for torture!) it’s not really easy to see LBH’s reactions bc so far i’ve just written SY and MBJ’s povs, but as the author its so funny to imagine his internal reactions???

Like;

LBH looking at captive SQQ for the first time: oh shit he is hot, no Binghe concentrate, he is just another pretty face!

But then SQQ says so blissed out he is in love and LBH is like: oh fuck imso fucked i want to respond to that with im so in love too fuck no

And LBH can see that SQQ despite his state (prisoner) is sticking out for what he believes in, and is not comfortable but he somehow manages to keep looking like an elegant prince that you want to pledge your whole life to?? And he is rumored to be ruthless and unforgiving bit his eyes are so full of expression and his face does this micro gestures that LBH is starting to classify in his head!

LBH: this is so so bad that is good and im really truly….in love! -wistful sigh-

And then SQQ allegedly creates chaos (LBH scoffs, he doesn’t believe this, the man sleeps like an angel!) and goes to sleep for like day and a half, and leaves LBH missing him! He is the demon lord! He should not be watching the clock waiting for an appropriate hpur to ditch work and look at his peaceful face!

But then, he tries to actually woo the man, but he gets immersed in his kindness and his eyes and his soft soft hands and caring touch and his ‘are you sure you are alright?’ Even though LBH is supposed to be his torturer and SQQ should in theory care more for a cucumber and not be! Like! This!

LBH the first day: wel, shit, guess im in love

LBH the second third day: if i do not marry this man my whole life will be wasted and i will be forsaken forever, a shell of my former self and unable to rule, i am ruined for everyone but this man

LBH bu the end of the fic will probably throw a temper tantrum or something to make SY be like: aww this poor poor baby that must be soother with marriage! Or something like that, by this point he won’t even care if he loses the war 😂😂😂

The point is! LBH is here falling completely and utterly while SQQ is trying not to gorge himself on torture food and get a decent sleep schedule so he doesn’t wreck the demonic palace XDDDD

[spacecatdraws]

a gay couple and their adopted kids

idea by @anonymoushazard

sorry if it’s bad, i got distracted halfway through .<.

[pathetic-dogboys-incorporated]

So obviously kakashi has a lot of lupine/canid traits thats basic headcanon 101. dog teeth keen sense of smell etc etc. but one i think about alot is him having  tapetum lucidum, which is basically a layer of retinal tissue that allows dogs and other animals to see better. more importantly however its the thing that makes their eyes glow. like this 

i think its really funny to think about kakashi waking up minato in the middle of the night for something or other and minato being scared shitless by his weirdass eyes.

[skitskatdacat63]

Yes these have all already been posted, but 2023 Vettonso comp post for me because I'm going to have an emotional breakdown

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

“Ooooooh! CONFIDENT!~”

hi yes i wish to shake this boy up like a protein shake, bounce him off the walls and hug him tightly and squeeze him till he pops like those cartoon squeaky toys. first time drawing him and now i have a new fixation <3

Kester is from Zipped Up! and belongs to @minnyroll !!

[gregoriah-the-silliest]

Gregoriah is currently screeching like a bald eagle at his own reflection.

[hey-hey-j]

obsessed with these wips actually