honestly ronan calling himself a dad in cdth is just him overcompensating for the fact that in pynch relationship he is clearly a mom. taking demonic children out of his dreamwomb. ovulating 24/7. manic giant nightmare girling in every single book. don’t worry sweetie, declan being a malewife does not cancel out you being one as well. it’s in your dna, go thank niall.
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My wife and I were walking around the city and when we saw a dumbledore poster we immediately turned to each other and made this hand gesture LOL
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purple hawke who, at malcolm's death, lost not only a father, a mentor, the single most stable and safe point in their world up until this moment. but also the only person in their life who would consistently, gleefully 'yes, and — ' them. the loss, in one fell swoop, of both a beloved parent and your sole willing — no, not only willing, enthusiastic — improv partner. truly, the most unkindest cut of all that the maker could have seen fit to deal. (there's always so much less laughter in the house, after malcolm's gone.)
and then after all the horrors of the blight and trying to make a new life in the shithole turned shithome of kirkwall....... they meet varric. and something that's been slumbering deep within their soul dries a tear of relief and joy and whispers 'oh we are so back'. and they are so right
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kavinsky was a bit silly and insane about a lot of things but boy oh boy him thinking that gansey and ronan were dating was not one of those things. i would’ve done the same. i would’ve even killed myself in front of them to change the trajectory of their love lives forever.
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