#silly SEALIE

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Guys….don’t be alarmed but….I think there’s a seal in my room……it’s blue…and looking…… RIGHT AT ME 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

All jokes aside I love my seal plushie I have three of the same damn one

[dootznbootz]

I'm happy that the "Helen is of Sparta, not Troy" post is getting seen and people are giving love to her as they should but I'm getting a wee bit frustrated by the Menelaus inclusion with the whole "She was a possession to others and never had a choice".

Yes, Helen is a victim of fate and multiple horrible circumstances. She gets kidnapped by Theseus and Paris. So much blame is being put on her when she really isn't at fault and doesn't have much choice.

A choice she made though? WAS MENELAUS!

The Oath of Tyndareus was all about how "If you want to have a chance of marrying her, you have to swear to respect her and her choice and defend their marriage if it's needed".

If anything, Menelaus was her "prize"! Not the other way around!!! And they are clearly shown caring for one another!!! uyfuygluhyutfugy

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reblog or reply to dis if sealie can leave something in ur inbox :3c

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Hello 👋,,,

I’ve been drawing all this time- I just one day got all in my head and embarrassed posting here

[nat-seal-well]

Gonna start working on the stoner hux fic today and it will be 100% based on all my own experiences

[neowolf]

Link's no longer sealy about renting a sand seal....

What a downgrade.

[dootznbootz]

@thehelplessmortals Selkie AU with Helen and Menelaus and some people see them like this and wonder wtf their queen is doing.

Person: My Lady, you are holding a seal... Helen: No??? I'm holding my husband. *Sealy boy Menelaus boops his nose on her cheek* Person: ...Your husband is Menelaus??? Menelaus, popping his human head out of his Selkie coat: Yes, and?

And people freak out >:)

The ideal body type

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[ne0nfeline]

I need to be active on here more sorry

[silky-selkie]

Dunno where this silly baby comes from but my friend just sent it and I thought it needed more attention! Stay sealy~

[silverstormsxx]

Underreel - Pt.1

Premise: An undertale swap au where the swaps are decided by a wheel and i try to make a coherent story out of said swaps

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Swaps

Asgore takes the role of The Protagonist (Frisk's role)

Undyne takes the role of The Empty One (Flowey's role) and the role of The Soulless Angel (Asriel's role)

Frisk takes the role of the Caretaker (Toriel's role)

Papyrus takes the role of the Recluse (Napstablook's role)

Asriel takes the role of The Judge (Sans' Role)

Mettaton takes the role of the Ambitious (Papyrus' role)

Chara takes the role of The Captain (Undyne's role)

Toriel takes the role of the Royal Scientist (Alphys' role)

Alphys takes the role of The Celebrity (Mettaton's role)

Napstablook takes the role of the Monarch (Asgore's role)

Sans takes the role of the Fallen (Chara's role)

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Asgore:

The seventh fallen human. His fall was broken by a bed of seaweed.

The SOUL of Patience.

Makes the best tea!

Loves nature. Specifically has an interest in flowers but still adores animals, forests, etc

A natural leader. Fell down while trying to reassure other kids that there was nothing to be afraid off on Mount Ebott

Has back problems. Carries around a cane as a mobility aid.

Is notably taller than most kids his age.

Very calm and mature. Has a comforting, gentle presence.

Weapon is the Sturdy Cane and Armor is the Flower Crown.

Sturdy Cane

Info: Helps you move around. Can be used as a weapon in a pinch!

Flower Crown.

Info: Crafted from the Buttercups growing at the foot of the mountain.

Sealy the Seaweed

A weird, talking patch of seaweed that challenges asgore to a fight upon seconds of meeting him and almost kills him instantly, all while insulting him for being weak. Is fortunately swatted away by a stick.

Claims that Asgore has no chance of making it through the Underground. Killing him right now is Sealy's way of showing mercy.

Calls Asgore: "Punk" and "Snot-nosed brat."

Calls itself: "The Just Hero The World Needs."

Despises laziness with a passion.

Is begrudgingly pals with Mettacrit, whom it gives tips to in order to help him on his goal to becoming a well-known vigilante in Snowdin. In return, Mettacrit gives it makeovers (which it absolutely despises but tolerates for the sake of maintaining its friendship with Mettacrit, who it secretly cares about but would never admit it, instead claiming that it is purely for selfish reasons) and watches The Cute and Adorable Alphys' magical girl show: 'Petite and Cute~ Alphys sama!" With it

(Sealy pretends to hate it and find it cringe but is secretly drawn to the action of the show and 100% believes it's real)

Frisk

The caretaker of the ruins, despite their young age, and the sixth fallen human. Nobody outside the ruins knows they exist

They wear a crappily sewn lion mask whenever they exit their home in the ruins just in case someone manages to get in somehow. They're very paranoid

After falling down, they decided to stay in the ruins in order to guide and protect any other human that fell down

Very stoic and neutral. Almost impossible to read and very intimidating to the monsters of the Ruins.

When you get to know them, however, they can be very silly, making jokes and being overall very goopy. It becomes heavily apparent that they simply want to keep their loved ones safe and happy

Are also quite good at understanding monsters and resolving conflicts. They are considered an honorary monster to the ruins monsters because of this.

They don't want asgore to leave because they blindly fear the rest of the underground, going under the belief that since the monsters in the ruins were aggressive enough when they first arrived, the monsters outside would be worse

Befriended a kind someone who lives in snowdin. This strange someone kept playing pretend all by themselves, right next to the Ruins door.

One day, frisk decided to play along with them, coming up with their own character on the spot in order to join in on the imaginary adventure the strange person was making up.

Their friendship blossomed from there - with them meeting up often in order to roleplay.

..eventually, frisk ended up asking them to make a promise.

Butterscotch-cinnamon pie is replaced with the Cinnamon Bun.

Papyrus

An aspiring royal guardsman!

Lives in Waterfall. Son of nobody in particular :)

Has memory issues concerning his past. One of the reasons he wants to join the royal guard is because he feels his mysterious past has something to with the royal scientist in some way or another

That and he just thinks it'd be cool and that everyone would like him and that'd be sick :)

He goes to the Ruins often in order to contemplate what he needs to do in order to achieve his goal

Is completely oblivious to the fact that frisk is a human. They get into looney toon ass scenarios where papyrus is like: "HELLO LOPHEADED LION PERSON!! I HAVE A QUESTION.. WHY DOES YOUR MOUTH NEVER MOVE WHEN YOU TALK??" And frisk is fucking sweating while Papyrus very closely inspects them.. and then proceeds to say just a few moments later: "...I AM SURE IT IS NOTHING! GOODBYE NOW LION PERSON!!"

when asgore first meets papyrus, he is having a dramatic monologue about what he'd do if he had the fortune of capturing a human.. only to turn around and see one right in front of him.

Ghost sandwich is replaced by 'spaghetti' and 'laying around feeling like garbage' is replaced by 'posing heroically in order to feel cool!!!!"

Asriel

Lives in snowdin with his sibling, chara, while their mother does very important work for the Sovereign.. but chara prefers to visit waterfall, so they aren't really home most of the time

Befriended mettacrit shortly after moving into snowdin. he hangs out at his house a lot :) (he doesn't like being forced to acknowledge the empty house he lives in. Makes him feel lonely)

Admires mettacrit and is basically his sidekick in his heroic adventures.

Greets asgore as he exits the ruins, introducing himself as his new best friend :)

Is a bit of a pushover and lets metta drag him around

Secretly likes imagining himself as the almighty Absolute god of Hyperdeath - a legendary angel destined to protect and guide monsterkind to the surface.. maybe in another life.

Does his very best to fulfill a promise he made with a certain someone, even if he can't be everywhere at once like sans can.

He wants to get into flowers but doesn't really don't know where to start.. especially since snowdin doesn't have any. Perhaps asgore can help him?

(His equivalent to the sans grillby hangout is him and asgore bonding over flowers until he asks.. the question about a certain other plant. If you say yes or no, he will simply brush it off, saying: "I'm sure if Mettacrit likes them, they can't be all that bad!")

Bakes asgore sugar cookies shaped like the stars chara told him so much about!! They heal half his hp and can really come in handy.

Helped make chara's costume!! (Had help from toriel but he did the wings!! Sure they're a little.. oversized but who doesn't want huge wings??)

Mettacrit

The star of the show himself!!

The little cousin of Sovereign Napstablook. They were very close growing up and dreamed of becoming stars on the surface

But.. one napstablook took the throne, they ordered he be sent to Snowdin Town, not wanting to burden their cousin with their presence :(

Ever since then, they have been seperated.

Mettacrit's main goal is to entertain and distract the Underground from their..situation. As such, he likes to put on a grand and exaggerated facade. He often pretends to be a vigilante known as: "The Fabulous Tonton!" Alongside his sidekick, "The Meek Azzy."

So when he first meets asgore.. who is he to pass up this golden opportunity?

He got inspiration from his favorite TV show- "Petite and Cute~Alphys Sama!" Which he absolutely idolizes and forces asriel to watch it him often

Asriel also tries to talk him out of fighting asgore, to no avail. He does still help, healing asgore after every turn and stealing mettacrit's special attack

During his date, asgore gets to see a softer and more genuine side of mettacrit as asgore gets him to open up by simply being himself

Ghost sandwich replaces spaghetti.

At the end of the date, he reveals the unfortunate plot twist: the truth is.. he is not interested in asgore. Though who would blame him for falling in love with someone as perfect as him? Fret not, my dear, for there are plenty of other fish in the sea.. but for now, he would simply prefer to be friends.

Chara:

The fourth fallen human.

Wears a dragon costume. It has a smoke machine in it that makes it look like they're breathing out smoke, courtesy of toriel.

When he first gets into waterfall, asgore sees the silhouette of a child-like shadow running through the darkness, seemingly stalking from..

Only to disappear the second he turns around.

Eventually, it stops observing and starts throwing knives and fireballs and chasing him down.

We officially meet them as they stand atop a cliff dramatically, blowing out plumes of smoke.

"Greetings."

"I am CHARA."

"You..you are a human, correct?"

"..."

"You needn't speak. I would recognize one of your kind anywhere."

"You.. are a threat to the monsters of the Underground."

"Though you haven't hurt anyone so far.. that is merely one of your tricks, isn't it?"

"You act kind, and then stab others in the back once they get attached to you-"

"That.. is the true nature of humanity."

"..I have no clue as to why the Royal Guard hasn't apprehended you yet."

"But.. I will remedy their mistake."

"As is tradition for those who have taken on this role in the past, I will tell you the tragic story of Monsterkind from beginning to present."

"..."

"No."

"Someone of your species doesn't deserve to know."

"You would probably find some way to use it to your advantage, like the little rat you are."

"... I would know. After all.."

(They take off their mask)

"I am one of you, regrettably."

"... When you work up the nerve to face me.."

"Take a step forward. I will show you the true power of Monsterkind.."

"Channeled through my blade."

(Asgore steps forward)

"...Hmph."

"Typical human. Too cocky for their own good."

(They then jump down)

Chara corners Asgore at Hotland, and is about to land the finishing blow when asriel suddenly shows up, panting because he ran all the way there.

Chara is about to ignore him and do it anyway, saying that it's for the safety of monsterkind, but asriel brought backup.

Toriel suddenly walks on, doing her signature stare, which makes chara stop trying to kill asgore and begrudgingly go back to waterfall, asriel following behind.

Later, asgore visits chara.

(The replacement of the undyne hangout is chara's secret spot - the echo flower field!)

though at first they want nothing to do with him, they eventually open up.

"...What is that in your hands, human?"

"..Tea?"

"You.. you wish for me to have it?"

"...I decline."

(Asgore shrugs before sitting down next to them)

"...Why are you not attacking me?"

"...No one knows about this place except for me. You could kill me right now and no one would never know."

"..."

"Ha..haha."

"I have become my worst enemy, have I not?"

"Cruel. Heartless."

"I am a hypocrite. No better than the rest of our kind."

"I knew m-Toriel should have let me die that day, that way I would've been useful to Monsterkind-"

(asgore hugs chara)

"You..you.."

"You are an idiot."

"An idiot too kind for their own good."

"..Just like Asriel."

"..."

(Asgore hands Chara a cup of tea. They shakily take a sip.)

"This tea is.. acceptable."

"...I don't have good experience with humanity."

"They have done nothing but neglect, abuse, and discard me like a child's doll."

"It's the reason I even climbed up this mountain in the first place."

"For the longest time, I blindly hated them. It didn't help when I learned the situation of the Monsters."

"But..but you.."

"You never laid a hand on a single monster, did you?"

(Asgore shakes his head)

"I thought so. I just.. didn't want to admit to myself that you were so kind without any ulterior motives."

"I..pushed away Azzy, after you left. He only tried to make me feel better, and yet-"

"I am a horrible person. A real monster."

(A silence fills the air the air. After a few moments, asgore pulls the bulb of an echo flower and sticks it in Chara's hair.)

"...3 SOULs."

"That's all Monsterkind needs before they can break the barrier that keeps them down here.."

"And reach for the stars."

"...This morning, I wanted nothing more than for Monsterkind to reach this goal by any means necessary, no matter who got hurt in the process."

"...But now, I can't help but hope that somehow, some way.."

"You won't have to give up your SOUL in the end."

(Chara laughs bitterly)

"...Stupid humans."

"All they do is hurt."

[wyrdle]

Some more shenanigans. Yes that is baby selkie Clavell with Android Cl4ve11 from @askaiclavell​ and Director Sada from @ask-directorsada-and-friends​

Various recent Clavell shenanigans and RP. Yes I will vampirify the old man, turn him into an eldritch monster, and put the sweet selkie man into situations.

Some art for some cool folks you should totes check out:

@alien-onyx @ask-directorsada-and-friends @askaiclavell

[dootznbootz]

"Interpret the Omen, Menelaus!"

(Book 4, Odyssey)

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𓂃 SILLYBOYTHING ﹐

/)/) sillyboything flags 𓈒

a gender related to being a silly boy thing ; being a silly thing that is also a boy ; a boy thing related to silliness in any way ; etc . . .

♰ coined by sealie

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taglist ;; @scytheral @medusanne @hoardicboy @darlingchapel @hauntingidol @delusielle @candyic @imawanokiwaaa @ladyth @accessmogai @conductrel

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haibigibugigu

jade

jade leech

he lives in the ocean right like the atlantic

so would he know what snow is like

would he know what a warm fire is like?

no

also add floyd in

we need both twinsies

if you couldn’t understand that:

can i have a fic where the it’s the Leech Twins first snow and it’s just astonishing to them how humans stay inside by a warm fire all winter

EELS

Dear Emphasis,

I’d like to thank you for inviting me over to Ramshackle this past weekend. It was quite the experience to see all the customs you little humans have for this time of year… Really, your little traditions are quite enjoyable to watch. Cute, even.

Especially the snow, i think- although letting Floyd run around unsupervised outside with the snow was most definitely a mistake, It’s just so fascinating to see all the things i never did growing up. You humans really are special little creatures, aren’t you?

Hmm… That reminds me- Azul had wanted to use some of your human traditions for a little party in the lounge. Of course, most other students are off visiting family for vacation, so the reception may be minimal, but i do hope to see you there. Seeing you in the lounge is always a treat. Maybe I can put up some of that mistletoe you humans like to hang for such occasions-...? I’ve read that you land-dwellers use it as some sort of excuse to kiss each other.

Really, I don’t quite understand you humans. If you want a kiss, it seems more sensible just to ask for one, no?

Oh well. So long as I get to kiss you, I suppose I don’t mind.

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Shrimpy!!!

You’re really weird with all these traditions you keep up, ya know that?  I really don’t see the point in all this stuff… Back home, we would just eat good food for the holiday and call it a day. Oh, that said, seeing little sealie all tangled in those ribbons was really funny, though. Him screamin’ while he tried to wrestle out of the bow on his head- ahaha! He looked so dumb.

Actually-.... Hey, this gives me an idea!! Hehe- Alright, you’re free tomorrow, right? right?  I’m gonna come over to your dorm, ‘kay? It’ll be fun! And, don’t worry, Azul made me promise not to bite you this time. Said something about you being important because of your ‘free real estate’.

You know what? Scratch tomorrow. I’m bored and writin’ this got me all excited. I’m comin’ over now, ‘kay? Oh, I guess you won’t really see this ‘till i get there… Oh well! You’ll be happy to see me, I promise, shrimpy~

A/N - WEHEHEHE thanks for letting me indulge in some floyd,,, sigh i love the silly eel boys. and eels in general. this probably isnt the most canon compliant but what the fuck nobody cares ya know

[dootznbootz]

Our vision is coming to fruition. Soon the whole world will know of Sealy Boy Menelaus!!! >:D

just needed to tell you both @thehelplessmortals @dootznbootz that i do not look at seals the same way as i did before

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Hii hii hii omg I'm totally late but I wish you a very happy b'day. Your writing brings orgasm to each wanting...person (I was supposed to say lady but there are other genders who enjoy your work) but you get the point. Anyways I love you and your writing /platonic and wish you the very best in life

HI ANON im late as balls but thank you sm 🤵‍♀️💗 ! ! ! im sincerely glad that you enjoy my silly work that means so much :’))) hehe i understand! i loveeee you too you beautiful person, i wish you nothing but happiness in life also. happy holidays!

( asks i missed earlier 💘)

LOLLL ITS FINE. thank you, kind squirter 🫡. no worries !!! im just glad you’re here don’t worry about not knowing what to say hehe. TOJI ….. YES. I FULLY UNDERSTAND. THANKYOU AGAIN MWAH

thank you, sealie baby. 🫦my day was good! this hangover is beating my fucking ASS but we shall be alright !!!! im ab to call it a night in about a hour tho to sleep it off. i loveuuuu too mwahmwah xxx

THANKYOY AASHI GRAHHHH

thank you dearest wife 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. where’s my present </3 also i cooked for you again, it isn’t poisoned like SOMEONE did last time. and oh… that. well! that’ll probably charge you, sorry ;)

THANKYOU SO MUCHHHH WOAH WHAT. i appreciate u tons for reading my work my luv :((( that warms my heart a ton, ahhhh thankyou for ur kindness. have a good rest of your day, ‘kay?

AAAA THANKYOY 🤥NONNIE!!! also if you’re new, welcome !!!!! and happy birthday to ur mum ! hope she has the bestest day

KITTY THANKYOUUUUU gojo n nanami omg, i’ll take em off ur hands ur so kind 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💗💖💓

omg demon THANK YOUUU :(((( youuuu are the sweetest, this means so much. hehehe that’s right, screamiest of the pies BAYBEEEEE. im lactose so i unfortunately cannot eat cake but heh ill eat toji’s ass instead as a substitute <3 (who said that) THANKYOUUU THOOOOO ILY. and oooh i’ll look at this link rn :3

hihi lizard thank u sm 🥰🥰 !!!! i hope you have a good day too, you’re amazing always remember that and mwaaaaah ily2