#silly SEALIE

[gaspriceboner]

Guys….don’t be alarmed but….I think there’s a seal in my room……it’s blue…and looking…… RIGHT AT ME 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

All jokes aside I love my seal plushie I have three of the same damn one

[dootznbootz]

I'm happy that the "Helen is of Sparta, not Troy" post is getting seen and people are giving love to her as they should but I'm getting a wee bit frustrated by the Menelaus inclusion with the whole "She was a possession to others and never had a choice".

Yes, Helen is a victim of fate and multiple horrible circumstances. She gets kidnapped by Theseus and Paris. So much blame is being put on her when she really isn't at fault and doesn't have much choice.

A choice she made though? WAS MENELAUS!

The Oath of Tyndareus was all about how "If you want to have a chance of marrying her, you have to swear to respect her and her choice and defend their marriage if it's needed".

If anything, Menelaus was her "prize"! Not the other way around!!! And they are clearly shown caring for one another!!! uyfuygluhyutfugy

[puriette]

reblog or reply to dis if sealie can leave something in ur inbox :3c

[fwuffletail]

Hello 👋,,,

I’ve been drawing all this time- I just one day got all in my head and embarrassed posting here

[nat-seal-well]

Gonna start working on the stoner hux fic today and it will be 100% based on all my own experiences

[neowolf]

Link's no longer sealy about renting a sand seal....

What a downgrade.

[dootznbootz]

@thehelplessmortals Selkie AU with Helen and Menelaus and some people see them like this and wonder wtf their queen is doing.

Person: My Lady, you are holding a seal... Helen: No??? I'm holding my husband. *Sealy boy Menelaus boops his nose on her cheek* Person: ...Your husband is Menelaus??? Menelaus, popping his human head out of his Selkie coat: Yes, and?

And people freak out >:)

The ideal body type

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[ne0nfeline]

I need to be active on here more sorry

[silky-selkie]

Dunno where this silly baby comes from but my friend just sent it and I thought it needed more attention! Stay sealy~

[whats-it-mean]

haibigibugigu

jade

jade leech

he lives in the ocean right like the atlantic

so would he know what snow is like

would he know what a warm fire is like?

no

also add floyd in

we need both twinsies

if you couldn’t understand that:

can i have a fic where the it’s the Leech Twins first snow and it’s just astonishing to them how humans stay inside by a warm fire all winter

EELS

Dear Emphasis,

I’d like to thank you for inviting me over to Ramshackle this past weekend. It was quite the experience to see all the customs you little humans have for this time of year… Really, your little traditions are quite enjoyable to watch. Cute, even.

Especially the snow, i think- although letting Floyd run around unsupervised outside with the snow was most definitely a mistake, It’s just so fascinating to see all the things i never did growing up. You humans really are special little creatures, aren’t you?

Hmm… That reminds me- Azul had wanted to use some of your human traditions for a little party in the lounge. Of course, most other students are off visiting family for vacation, so the reception may be minimal, but i do hope to see you there. Seeing you in the lounge is always a treat. Maybe I can put up some of that mistletoe you humans like to hang for such occasions-...? I’ve read that you land-dwellers use it as some sort of excuse to kiss each other.

Really, I don’t quite understand you humans. If you want a kiss, it seems more sensible just to ask for one, no?

Oh well. So long as I get to kiss you, I suppose I don’t mind.

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Shrimpy!!!

You’re really weird with all these traditions you keep up, ya know that?  I really don’t see the point in all this stuff… Back home, we would just eat good food for the holiday and call it a day. Oh, that said, seeing little sealie all tangled in those ribbons was really funny, though. Him screamin’ while he tried to wrestle out of the bow on his head- ahaha! He looked so dumb.

Actually-.... Hey, this gives me an idea!! Hehe- Alright, you’re free tomorrow, right? right?  I’m gonna come over to your dorm, ‘kay? It’ll be fun! And, don’t worry, Azul made me promise not to bite you this time. Said something about you being important because of your ‘free real estate’.

You know what? Scratch tomorrow. I’m bored and writin’ this got me all excited. I’m comin’ over now, ‘kay? Oh, I guess you won’t really see this ‘till i get there… Oh well! You’ll be happy to see me, I promise, shrimpy~

A/N - WEHEHEHE thanks for letting me indulge in some floyd,,, sigh i love the silly eel boys. and eels in general. this probably isnt the most canon compliant but what the fuck nobody cares ya know

[wyrdle]

Some more shenanigans. Yes that is baby selkie Clavell with Android Cl4ve11 from @askaiclavell​ and Director Sada from @ask-directorsada-and-friends​

Various recent Clavell shenanigans and RP. Yes I will vampirify the old man, turn him into an eldritch monster, and put the sweet selkie man into situations.

Some art for some cool folks you should totes check out:

@alien-onyx @ask-directorsada-and-friends @askaiclavell

[dootznbootz]

"Interpret the Omen, Menelaus!"

(Book 4, Odyssey)

[puriette]

𓂃 SILLYBOYTHING ﹐

/)/) sillyboything flags 𓈒

a gender related to being a silly boy thing ; being a silly thing that is also a boy ; a boy thing related to silliness in any way ; etc . . .

♰ coined by sealie

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taglist ;; @scytheral @medusanne @hoardicboy @darlingchapel @hauntingidol @delusielle @candyic @imawanokiwaaa @ladyth @accessmogai @conductrel

[dootznbootz]

Our vision is coming to fruition. Soon the whole world will know of Sealy Boy Menelaus!!! >:D

just needed to tell you both @thehelplessmortals @dootznbootz that i do not look at seals the same way as i did before

[roseytoesy]

I'm gonna need some Floyd vore headcanons, if you'd be so kind as to share your brainrot with me

You have no idea the tidal wave of brain rot you have unleashed. This eel, this crazed eel is honestly the best near cannon pred in this game, other than Leona.

gonna put this ramble under the cut. It’s going to be long.

Floyd is a playful or scary pred. Usually both.

is able to eat people full size when in his human form. Super stretchy and flexible.

can and has eaten up to 3 people in his mer form. His mer form has 2 stomachs too.

has eaten other students when hungry enough but always lets them out. He doesn’t want to get expelled.

calls eating people “the deep squeeze”

favorite people to eat are:

riddle (his angry squirms and yelling are so silly to Floyd, totally worth the collaring he gets afterward)

grim (sealy is sometimes just asking for it)

shrimpy (he loves his little shrimpy and they taste amazing!)

and of course Azul. Octopus is one of his favorite foods anyway.

I’m not going to focus on the shenanigans between Floyd and shrimpy, maybe their friends to.

once the whole overblot thing was over he like the brave little shrimp!

he loves giving shrimpy squeezes and at some point happily ate them up because they were too cute!

assures them that he means no harm, he just likes the squirms, they tickle in the best way.

Usually has his tongue lolling out of his mouth when he’s eaten someone. It just feels so good!

if it’s someone he knows/cares about, he happily pokes and prods at them, kneading into his belly to make them squirm and readjust.

beware if serving in the mostro lounge and you spill food on yourself because in any mood floyd will happily take a break to help clean you up. swallowing you up and commenting how the food added to your flavor.

this eel is a menace and will chase you with a pie or some sort of dish to throw into you so he can have an excuse to give you a deep squeeze.

has also used this method to bring people to the lounge if they are required to be there by some contract or other reason.

Prefers full sized prey since they make his belly nice and full and their squirms are that much better.

wouldn’t hesitate to swallow up a shrunken student for fun though. It’s his little secret!

if for some reason his prey is a bit oblivious to his obvious hunger he will lick them and chomp at them to try and give the hint.

best way to know when he’s in a pred mood is when he stares at someone alot and drools alot. Maybe whines and rubs his tummy to try and calm it down.

doesn’t eat people in class since the teachers have frozen him mid snack before.

in that case he will just snatch who he wants in the hallways and skip his own class to enjoy his snack.

is in a pred mood more often when in eel form. Beware

LOVES swallowing people up into his second stomach along a part of his tail. Very squirm and punch and kick sends a blissful tingle down his long body.

if jade had some prey, he happily teases and pokes his twins belly, sometimes whining that he wanted to eat them (if it was shrimpy)

if he was allowed to, probably could have eaten the ADuce + grim group. Leaving shrimpy and jack to jade.

when he’s eaten his shrimpy he loves to squeeze his belly nice and close, sometimes nosing and nuzzling into the dome of wiggling flesh.

if in eel form, he will wrap his tail around his rounded belly and squeeze shrimpy closer that way

does happy wiggles when he’s eaten someone. likes to sing little songs about his prey, saying cute little things like:

”yummy yummy, shrimpy in my tummy!”

”ne, ne. Shrimpy you’re so wiggly! Maybe you’ve got some eel in ya, hehehe. Nah I’ve got some shrimpy in me though!”

has used this to scare many others too.

if his shrimpy started to cry though out of fear he would let them out immediately and gently hug them close, assuring them it was safe, it’s just his way of “making shrimpy mine for a bit. It would be boring without you. So don’t worry about being digested! You’ll be fine.”

he just loves shrimpy so much, even if it’s unwilling most of the time, he doesn’t want shrimpy being scared or sad.

if shrimpy is willing he’s over the moon! He’ll hug them close and tease them a lot before gobbling them up and squeezing them even closer to his very core, cooing out in a daze about how he loves his shrimpy so much.

[haysprite]

just a lil headcanon but I think Susie's spirit animal would be a baby seal like those white fluffy ones idk why but every time I see one they just remind me of her.

OH MY GOD ANON THAT'S SO CUTE??? She would SO have a seal plushie that she holds v near and dear to her heart. She named him Sealie because she thought it was silly <3