#sign of the unicorn

[shiftythrifting]

Found at Savers in Missouri.

[beef-unknwn]

Did someone say mean girl outfit swap?

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

[nilusart]

Zodiac signs, by me. Well, I was supposed to post them one by one but I grew impatient. Plus they look so pretty all gathered together.

You can buy prints of these in my shop.

[wafflekeks]

[mlp-natural-2]

Junior starring Arnold Shwarzeneggar jokes will ALWAYS be funny to me

anyway this is how sam would tell eileen lmao

[fandomnerd9602]

Male Reader meeting spidergwen in the spider society and mentioning that his dating a Gwen Stacy in his universe and when asked who

Gwenpool pops out of nowhere and is excited to meet spidergwen and wants to go on a double date

Meanwhile

Lyla: So gwenpool broke into the society again

Miguel: [Angry Spanish noises]

Gwenpool: ohmygosh! Isn’t dating a Spider person great?!

Miles: well Gwen and I only started dating

Gwenpool: (whistles) you should see some of the NSFW stuff Y/N and I do

Y/N: Gwen no!!

Gwenpool: hey readers! Spam FandomNerd9602’s inbox if you wanna see what I’m talking about!

Y/N: Gwen!

Gwenpool: you’ll all thank me later (winks)

A/N - What?! No please don’t!!

Gwenpool: do

A/N: Gwenpool get off my tumblr!

Gwenpool: never! I live on tumblr! I AM TUMBLR!!

[xskyll]

Any Lightning Struck Heart fans out there? I recently finished the fourth book in the Tales of Verania series. I decided to take a crack at drawing Sam and Ryan’s wedding in commemoration. I felt bad not including Tiggy, but I’m not creative enough to imagine what he looks like. So instead, I figured I’d just draw Sam’s mother best friend Gary and his step-dad soul-bonded sort-of-familiar Kevin. I figured they’d be appropriate inclusions since it’s their son’s friend’s wedding.

If you’re unfamiliar with the series, I highly recommend it! The humor is very early 2000s, especially in the first one. I described it to a friend and she said, “So like gay Shrek?” which I guess is accurate in a certain sense. Anyway, I loved Prince Justin’s development in the series, so I’m excited to read the final book, since it centers on him.

Fun fact, I couldn’t remember if Ryan’s hairstyle was described in the book, so I just Googled “douchebag haircuts” and went from there. If you’ve read the series, you get it.

[thegroundhogdidit]

hey ofmd fandom i need you guys to see this sign i found at my local thrift shop

[kwillow]

What are Ambroys' romantic preferences? I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking for myself. I'm completely obsessed.

Er... romantic. Yes. Such a romantic.

In his younger days, Ambroys was an incorrigible womanizer, an impulsive rake with a bad habit of sticking that long tongue of his in places where it didn't belong - like other men's wives. He's had a long string of flings as well as torrid love affairs over the course of his life, a source of endless frustration for everyone around him (including the ladies he's entangled himself with themselves). He's a sucker for love but he'll take what he can get for as long as he can until his dreadful personality inevitably ruins things and he has to throw himself at the next girl.

When Ambroys wants something, he wants a lot of it, and women are no exception to this rule. I haven't been making those jokes about unicorns and maidens for nothing!

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[shiftythrifting]

"Your marriage is now a threesome with The Lord" plaque, an accusatory religous book, 'WELCO", a pair of shoes with stolen artwork on them, a GIANT minnie mouse tsumtsum, concerned LEGO minifig plush, a brand new set of "new mom/dad" mugs, The Hour Of The Dreamlite Is At Hand penguin, and our old friend that Cat Piano

Not pictured: someone's entire collection of Reba Macentire CDs, a donated strap-on holster with the sanitary sticker still on the crotch, and a London Fog trenchcoat new with tags my roomie bought that is worth over $120USD in store

Found at Tacoma WA goodwill

[alienoresimagines]

Bucky: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Buck: John, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[verfound]

WIP Wednesday: 04.17.2024

This was not supposed to be an entire series rewrite??? And it's not??? Sorta???

...anyway, we're Mystik Spiral Kitty Section, but we're thinking of changing our name.

It all came together so quickly after that.

While Rose was out, they hauled some equipment up to the roof: a drum kit that was hanging around the basement studio (that Jagged hadn’t actually used since the air had broken), Juleka’s bass, Luka’s favorite guitar, and a few amps.  They spitballed ideas while Rose was gone, tossing around potential band names and set lists.  When Rose finally came back, a mountain of a boy was lurking behind her.

“Ivan!” Marinette cried, her eyes widening in surprise.  He waved sheepishly while he rubbed the back of his neck with his other hand, his eyes trained on the floor.  His face looked flushed, but that could have been the heat.  “You play?”

“…a bit, yeah,” he mumbled.  “Myles says I’m good, but I think she’s biased.”

But as it turned out, Mylène wasn’t biased.  Ivan was honestly, truly good.

“…this might actually work,” Luka said, nodding as Rose screamed a metal version of his dad’s first single into the mic.  He turned to Marinette with a grin.  “Sure you don’t want to join?  We have a tambourine hanging around somewhere.  Anyone can play a tambourine.”

“Weren’t the tambourine players mostly eye candy?” she asked, her nose scrunching adorably.  He chuckled and shrugged, looking back at the little makeshift stage they had set up.

“Maybe,” he said.  His smile softened.  “Maybe I just like having you around.  It could be something fun to do together, like Rose said.  Maybe we’re all gonna suck and the band’s gonna need some eye candy to distract whoever’s watching from how bad we sound.”

Her eyes widened at the look he gave her, heat flooding her face.  She turned back to the stage with a cough, shaking her head.

“I-impossible,” she said, sitting up straighter.  “You can’t suck — you’re performing on a Jagged Stone album, Luka.  You’re amazing.”

“That’s not skill, though,” he said, leaning forward to rest his elbows on his knees.  “That’s nepotism.  You know there’s no way I’d be on the track if I wasn’t his kid.”

“Give yourself some credit,” she huffed.  “XY being top of the charts?  That’s nepotism.  You know the only reason that idiot’s gotten anywhere is because his dad owns the label.  You, though?  Yeah, your dad being who he is helps, but you’re good, Luka.  He wouldn’t let you play if you weren’t — you know it’s just as much about making himself look good as it is giving you a foot in the door.”

He couldn’t stop the little smile that quirked his lips as he glanced back at her.

“Not a big XY fan?” he asked, and she snorted as she tipped her head back.  His smile grew a little at the indignant expression on her face.

“Please,” she tsked.  “I like real musicians.  Besides, I’m kinda over blonds.”

He looked like he wanted to say more, but the song was wrapping up and Rose was calling for his attention again.

“So?” she asked, bouncing by the mic.  “Is he in?”

He glanced back at Marinette, who was grinning at him as she nodded, and he sighed as he shrugged.

“Ok, if Ivan’s cool with it, I’m in,” he said, and Rose’s squeal — especially echoed back in the mic — was loud enough to make them both wince.  She started jumping and turned to Juleka, throwing her arms around her neck and hopping onto her.  Luka laughed as Ivan nodded, saying he was in, and whistled to catch Rose’s attention.  “Ok, ok!  Rose, since this is your band…what should we call ourselves, anyway?”

“How about…” Rose hummed, tapping on her chin as she looked up.  She looked back at Luka with a manic grin, snapping her fingers.  “Kitty Section!  And I have just the song to debut at the festival!”

“…o…k,” Luka said, nodding.  “I can roll with that.  Heard weirder names.  Do we even want to know what the song’s about?”

Rose’s grin was as dangerous as ever, her eyes lighting up in a way they had all learned to be wary of over the years.

“Unicorns.”

[cinnastray]

Virgo

[clottedscream]

your honor, i’m cute. leave me be

anyways it’s 2024 and i haven’t done a meet the artist since the last time my hair was bleached so i figured i could use a new one