#sighs if you insist

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

I'm going to kiss you.

Aaaannnd then kiss you again!

Audio source

[deadfileinthecabinet]

I have reached pique meme humor

Pose reference used: https://pin.it/4lkPR94

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[beskarfrog]

For the artwork post: I think anything ancient greek would be so awesome (I'm a classics major) with dinluke, but if you want a specific reccomendation, I would say the vase painting of Achilles and Patroclus, where Patroclus is bandaging Achilles' wounds. I'm pretty sure I've seen someone draw it with dinluke before, but there can never be too much art!

my friend, that is absolutely galaxy brain!! here you go

[officialspec]

genuinely curious, and probably will agree but on your tags for the post about mental illness terms being used trivially you said that it’s basically impossible to self diagnosis dissociation- genuinely i want to know why you think that

my stance is that its pretty much impossible to distinguish dissociation from other potential symptoms in any meaningful way without professional guidance, for a few reasons:

for one, its a widely misunderstood symptom even in actual psychiatric circles, and on top of that any legitimate information you might be able to find is surrounded by 100 times more tumblr-infographic-style misinformation and for most people it is straight up impossible to tell the difference

you (general) might be inclined to think 'i know not to trust infographics i would be able to tell', but the sheer volume of misinformation has saturated the field so completely that its plastered on very official looking websites, and even some more trustworthy sources, so a discerning eye wont save anyone

the average person simply will not be able to sift through the hogwash to any legitimate resources without direction from someone who knows what theyre looking for, no matter how savvy they might be. no one is immune

if you do somehow manage to separate the wheat from the chaff, the next issue is that dissociation is a wildly nebulous human experience, and the way it presents overlaps with about one million other things that are all managed in completely disparate ways. a treatment for dissociation might make someones actual problem much worse, or drive them to hopelessness if it doesnt change their symptoms at all. its a huge risk that i just dont think is worth it

this answer is already long as hell but ending on the usual disclaimers that im aware diagnoses are prohibitively expensive and also i cant stop anyone from doing anything. but i will have opinions about it. as is my right

[invinciblerodent]

also quietly remarking that having read through the preliminary patch notes for patch 7 of bg3, there are a few changes that I immediately don't like, chief among them the expression “fixes” for the PC in the AA kisses.

like I get that it makes for a more versatile story and a wider variety of possible characters for the PC to be, but Astarion, especially ascended, is already the character people most struggle to read. And I of course don't blame Larian for that, any complex story worth telling is bound to be misunderstood, I respect their commitment to bringing the story closer to their own vision (if that was the intention), but.... I really can't help but wonder if that's actually the case this time, or if they're just bending to the will of a loud minority of people who aren't even interested in engaging with the story beyond "he's strong and rich now, yay".

(I mean. not to say that certain AA fans wouldn't be able to see a big flashing neon sign across the screen that says “THIS IS A TOXIC AND ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP. YOU FAILED TO BREAK THE CYCLE OF ABUSE.” and ignore it just the same; but you know what I mean.)

[voxtekfanclub]

..... so.

we have a laios. in our system. aight.

and uh......... we just introduced him to undertale.

........

let's say he's very autistic about it

ut/dr fictives block tag #tw monster eating if necessary

[mothemotics]

i just know during the "ok for your solo patrol while im in brazil you have to scare the criminals with a hologram" conversation tim was like "shiva would let me beat them up :/"

[starryeyed-seer]

Have been discussing the captivating princess and the royal family and red honey a lot lately with @toxick-e amd want to say: I now get why people are so wild for her. Wild for the fucked up tragic horror stuff, that is, though I respect the other reason are people go wild for her too.

[smaller-comfort]

Sometimes, when writing porn, one finds oneself staring into the abyss, and the abyss whispers, "monster fucking and size difference." And you're like, okay sure, that's not that big of a leap at all.

But sometimes the abyss whispers "watersports" and you kind of just have to sit there on the edge and rethink your life choices.

Literacy was a mistake!

[nube55]

Mission: to get an anniversary gift for dear mr nube

Way to accomplish mission: look for the most horrendous piece of decor out there

[benoitblanc]

when there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? fox mulder!

[animentality]

As per usual, I am LATE.

But I have posted my newest Durgetash brainrot fic.

And it's a multi-chapter one, so...

I imagine I will try to be consistent with how often I update it...I imagine I will fail.

But I have every intention of at least updating either every week, or every two weeks, should disastrous things happen, or if I simply need a break to think of more disgusting ideas.

Sooooo.

With that being said.

MIND THE TAGS AGAIN PLEASE. THANK YOU.

Link:

Pairing: (Trans male) Dark Urge x Gortash

Warnings: Sex and swearing. Also, mind the tags on AO3. Not present yet, but I have every intention of being disgusting.

Summary:

The Dark Urge does not remember Enver Gortash, but the lordling refuses to accept that. He will force him to remember what they were to one another, before his memories were carved out. Whether he wants to remember or not.

[philhoffman]

“And you can’t lose! I mean, you think at that time, ‘I can lose,’ but you really can’t. And you try to tell people that young—it’s like, it’s not gonna matter. Make the mistake, who cares? You know what I mean? Be bad, go do that thing, it doesn’t matter.”

Last night I found this interview with Phil from 2008 and it really spoke to me. A lot of what Phil says means a lot to me, but this moved me to tears. Some wise and kind words of assurance for anyone else who needs to hear them 💙

[hermitsdump]

I wish all jujutsu kaisen fans a very media literacy and manga reread

[gato-hedonista]

dis song is so us .. 👅 also cemetery girl cld be us too but yuore not into necro............😞💔

bbg I can't lsiten to mysic im in class but I'll listen to it and if u say it's us then it's us