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lyn-1225 · 2 years ago

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One Word Interview

Pairing: Tobi Brown x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Sexual References like a lot, Fluff. That’s about it.

Word count: 8,000-9,000

https://youtu.be/kgiag4GKwF0

YouTube video link ^^^

A/n: sorry for my bad writing I hope you like this :) this is also a pretty long one as well so grab a snack and stay hydrated lol

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Your POV:

“Welcome, to another One Word Interview today i’m joined by four very special guests” Simon says to the camera gesturing to Me, Gee, Talia, and Freya.

“Eyy” Gee smiles to the camera. I chuckle, wiping my slightly sweaty hands on my black ripped skinny jeans. I couldn't help but feel nervous. I’ve been in a few Sidemen videos so i was sort of used to this but it was still anxiety inducing.

“Girlfriends” Simon finishes. Talia gives a sarcastic smile, putting her fist to her chin. I laugh pushing her shoulder a bit making her smile. Me and the rest of the girls are extremely close. I consider them my best friends.

“What?” Freya asks acting offended at his words. Simon purses his lips looking at all of us. At Simons face Talia starts laughing trying to keep her composure. “That’s rude” Freya chuckles when Talias head fly's back silently laughing, Simon also laughing at Freyas words.

I look over to Tobi who is laying down on the couch silently scrolling on his phone with a smile on his face. He lifts his head noticing that i was looking at him. He smiles a large genuine smile knowing that my anxiety was running a bit. “Oh my god” i mouth to him shaking my head slightly with a smile making him chuckle a bit. I chuckle as well looking back towards Simon.

“I am joking i’m joined with Gee” Simon says gesturing to Gee who makes herself know with a warm “Hi” throwing her hands up. Simon then looks to me “Y/N” he says pointing a hand at me. I smile to the camera saying “Hola” while giving a small wave. “Talia” he continues on before Talia introduces herself with a nice “Hello” slightly putting both her hands up. “And Freya” he finishes, her looking into the camera throwing an arm up saying “Hey”.

“All their links are in the description umm yeah, lets just, lets just start this” Simon says looking at his feet holding his phone in his hand already wanting it be over.

“I’m scared” gee says with a nervous smile on her face. Immediately I agree with her slightly gripping the arms of the chair I was currently sitting in. Looking over to Tobi I give him a small tight lipped smile. He gives me a reassuring look smiling at me.

A few nerves leave my body as I smile back at him pulling my hoodie sleeves down over my hands. I don’t know why Im so nervous but I am. I’ve always been like that. I was diagnosed with anxiety around the age of 13. So I had at least a little bit of anxiety during any situations that included more than just one person. I learned to find ways to distract myself from that anxiety. When I met Tobi he helped me through any anxiety attacks, paranoia and any overthinking I’ve had. I’m so grateful to have him.

“Let’s go with the big question first. Does size matter?” Simon asks us looking up from his phone with an interested look. Talia scrunches her face while I immediately answer “no”. Tobi looks at me with a smile knowing that was my true and honest answer.

Shortly after my answer Freya and Gee agree saying “no” as well. “Sure. Not” Talia says making me confused. Simons face has a surprised look maybe a little of worry showing through as well making me laugh. “No, I forgot it is a one word interview” Talia laughs while Freya and Gee both look very surprised at her first answer.

“Okay I haven’t explained. This is a one word interview” Simon remarks looking directly into the camera. “I did say that” he looks towards JJ. “Do you understand?” He asks looking back towards us mostly looking at Talia.

Talia hums in understanding while the rest of us nod. “Yeah” she says making sure the viewers and everyone else knew what she meant. “You sure?” Simon asks still looking at her.

Silence fills the room as Simon continues to stare at her waiting for her to answer. Gee points to Talia answering for her “yeah”. “Wait so they said size matters?” JJ asks Simon off camera with a puzzled yet slightly offended expression. “No they said size doesn’t matter” Simon tells JJ looking over to him.

“No” I repeat playing with my phone that is currently inside of my hoodie pocket. “Oh JJ, Cal, and Tobi are off screen” Simon clarifies as to why JJ was suddenly speaking during the video. JJ begins to talk while me and the others are chuckling. “Wait so if someone came through with a one inch” JJ stops waiting for our response.

If I’m being honest i wasn’t really to familiar with the whole sexual scene. I’m very much a virgin. I’ve only had a few boyfriends in my life and they weren’t like that. Mostly because they only lasted a few weeks. When I met Tobi it opened up many new things for me. We haven’t ‘done it’ yet but I’ll know when the time is right.

“Angles” Freya responds looking directly at him with one leg crossed over the other. “Angles?” JJ asks with a ‘really’ attitude. “Nice” I smile reaching over Talia to pat Freyas knee. She smiles back at me patting my hand before I lean back into my chair turning back to the guys.

“One word! I like that” Simon smiles pointing to Freya. “Yeah” she says with a smile on her face, proud of the word she chose. “All he is doing is penetrating your flap” JJ remarks making me go wide eyed.

Talia and I cringe at his sentence me being a little to embarrassed. I cover up one side of my face with my sleeve covered hand trying to hide my faint blush from the others. A few feet away I hear Tobi chuckle meaning he knows about my embarrassment.

“You need to stop” Simon says a huge smile on his face as he scrolls through his phone looking for another question. Everyone laughs at Simons words while JJ try’s to speak again. “No look” Simon exclaims pointing his index and middle finger at him slightly. “That made me die inside” Talia says pointing to herself with a sort of grossed out expression. “Agreed” I state still feeling the warmth in my cheeks.

“Virgin?” Freya says pointing at JJ slightly as a question more than a statement. I laugh holding my hand to my chest as everyone laughs along with me.

“You’ve all seen friends, I assume, a little bit?” Simon asks moving on to the next question. The girls agree while I sit there looking blankly at him.

If I’m being honest I’ve never watched it. I’ve heard about it and I’ve seen little clips but not enough to define anything.

“No” I say getting a few gasps from beside me and from the couch. “Okay well you can try your best” Simon says smiling at me. I nod my head as if saying ‘okay’. “Which one of the friends group are you?” Simon asks putting his phone down to look back at us.

“Phoebe” Freya answers right away nodding her head. “Why?” He asks wanting her to clarify. “Slow” she responds as Gee laughs at her reason. “Alright that’s a good answer” Simon chuckles looking to JJ then back to us. “Phoebe” Talia says looking towards the camera. “Why?” He asks wanting her to clarify as well. “Dramatic” she says making me nod.

She looks at me with a fake offended face before pushing me a bit while laughing. “Copied her answer still” Simon states looking towards me and Gee. I look to Gee silently telling her that she can go first. “Phoebe” she says nodding. “Okay” Simon nods signaling for her to continue on with her clarification. “Dumb” she laughs as Freya and her reach over me and Talia to high five. “I’ve got a sweaty hand” Gee says wiping her hand across her leg.

“Okay y/n?” Simon turns to me wanting my answer. I look at him with a blank face pointing over to Freya. “Freya” I say getting a few confused looks exchanged. “Elaborate please” Simon says sitting up a bit more. “Phoebe” I say not knowing anyone else. “Why?” Simon asks looking at me. “Slow” I clarify slightly feeling bad that I took Freyas answer. I just didn’t know what else to say. “Okay okay” Simon says scrolling through his phone once again. “I’m sorry I literally didn’t know who else to say” I chuckle nervously rubbing my legs.

“It’s true” Tobi chuckles replying to my reason as to why I chose Phoebe. I nod my head as everyone laughs. “What’s the most important thing in your life” Simon asks repositioning himself. “Happiness” Gee says putting her hands on either side of her face creating a ‘v’. I smile knowing that answer is true. “Aww” Simon exclaims moving his attention to me. “Phone” i smile getting a gasp from Tobi. He puts a hand on his chest in mock offense. Everyone laughs as I reach towards Tobi “kidding” I fake smile making everyone laugh more than they already were.

He smiles over to me as the laughter starts to die down. Simon turns to Talia now wanting her answer. “Talia?” Simon asks basically saying it her turn. “You?” She says definitely more as a question. “Music” she suddenly says with a straight face into the camera. I bust out laughing patting Gees knee a few times. “I was about to vom everywhere” Freya responds making me laugh a little more. “I was gonna say” Simon says looking at his phone with a smile.

My laughter dies down as I wipe the small stray tears that fell from my eyes. “She went with my music apparently” Simon says still looking at his phone. “Not your music” she says Freya and Gee laughing. “You said you. Music.” Simon responds very casually. Talia looks at him with an ‘are you dumb’ look on her face.

He moved on looking over to Freya. “Freya?”. “Family. I know that’s boring” Freya says in a sweet tone holding both her hands. “No that’s a good one” Talia says nodding her head.

“Who’s the best looking at of you?” Simon asks the next question getting a laugh from Talia, Gee and Freya. “Oh here we go” JJ says making Simon laugh. I answer immediately “them”. Freya, Talia, and Gee ‘aw’ while Simon looked at the camera with a weird look. “I don’t know if that counts” he says rubbing his chin. “Why not” I ask confusion written on my face. “I answered your question with one word. So it counts” I say crossing my arms giving him a small glare. Simon chuckles slight nervousness crossing his face. “We’re gonna move on cause I’m slightly afraid” Simon says making me laugh.

“Subjective” Freya says looking at Simon. Talia looks over to her in awe at how good her answer is. “Banger” she yells smacking her hands together. “That was good” i say nodding my head. To be honest, shes coming up with big words in her head that i wouldn't think of unless i read a dictionary. “Thank you” she replies in a proudful way.

“ok so you cant use that answer anymore” Simon says a look of disappointment on his face. “i dont know” Talia slightly whines moving her hand up while frowning. To be fair after Freyas word i dont think i would know either. Turning my head in Gees direction i see her writing in the air with a focused look on her face. “Gees doing maths” Simon says getting a laugh out of everyone in the room.

Finally coming up with a word Talia looks at Simon before saying “impossible”. Freya nods pointing at Talia. “Well-rounded” Gee starts before immediately throwing in that the word is hyphenated. If i was being honest i was a bit confused on what she meant. I sort of knew though.

“Did you just call them all fat?” Simon exaggerates looking at Gee in a ‘oh my god’ manner. We all laugh knowing that isn’t what she meant.

“No!” Gee says trying to make sure we knew she didn’t mean it like that. Lifting her arms up she starts to create an invisible circle with her arms. Blowing the action out of proportion Simon starts to yell “look! You see that?! She’s calling them fat again” he then starts to create a circle of his own with a smile on his face at the entertainment he’s now getting.

“Balanced” Gee smiles towards the camera continuing the circle with her arms. Freya immediately talks after her saying “curvy”. Nodding I smile liking the way she turned a hurtful word into something that is more positive.

Moving on to the next question Simon looks at his phone before speaking. “Ok so this one is just for Freya, Y/N, and Gee” he says as Freya takes a sip of her Starbucks drink.

“Oooh yes” Gee exclaims clapping. I slightly smirk to myself knowing that it’s obviously got something to do with the girl sitting next to me. Looking over to her she shows her disappointed demeanor knowing it’s about her. Freya then flips her off making me laugh at the situation.

Mentally preparing for the question I take a deep breath letting my shoulders relax a bit. “Out of me and Talia. Who is the settler?” He asks getting a laugh from Freya. “Neither” she responds leaning back into her chair. “Oh damn” Talia says in a small voice.

Simon looks around confused. “Judge, judge?” He asks looking in the direction of cal, JJ, and Tobi. Callux gets up joining Simon on camera before talking towards us instead of towards the camera. “I’m entering this part of the video to say that-” Callux starts before getting cut off by a laughing Simon.

“You just randomly popped up.” Everyone laughs thinking about what it would look like for the viewers when Simon posts the video. “To say that your making the vid boring” Callux finishes making Freya and Talia start busting out laughing. I chuckle to myself thinking about the answer I was gonna give. They want interesting I’ll give them interesting.

“We want some drama!” Both Lux and Simon say at the same time Simon being a bit more loud about it. “We want some argument!” Freya yells clapping her hands together.

“Talia” Gee says pointing her thumb in Talias direction. “Hm” Talia hums looking over towards Simon as if in a proudful way. Simon looks at us dumbfounded with a slightly angry look in his eye.

That alone makes me laugh at his expression. What can I say? It’s funny to me. I have a very dead sense of humor.

The rest of the girls laugh as Talia begins to speak “I’ve never heard someone say something so like uncomfortable. Talia.”

“Ok Y/n” Simon says gesturing for me to answer his original question. At first I had a good answer that was sure to start something, but me being me I completely forgot about my answer. “I don’t know” I slightly laugh knowing I’ll have to come up with something soon.

“That’s three words” Simon points up three fingers slightly moving them in the process. “Talia” I respond looking over to her silently saying sorry.

“Moving on” I say wanting the attention to be off of me and onto the next question.

“In life who is better - Chip or Zerka. You have to pick” Simon smiles looking between us and the guys off screen.

Talia and JJ start to talk at once JJ saying something that I couldn’t really hear over the loud talking and Talia saying “Do you see how I’m getting absolutely-” before Simon interrupts her saying “that is many words!”

Talia gets a bit defensive making me laugh. “I was talking to them!” She says in a fast voice pointing towards the camera a few feet away from us. “Many words!” Simon repeats laughing.

“Josh” Talia suddenly says gaining impressed “oohs” from around the room. Simon looks down at his phone very disappointed that he got outsmarted. I pat Talias knee as Gee reaches over me and gives Talia a high five.

JJ continues his ‘ohs’ but in a completely different way than the rest of us where. It honestly made me confused. “It didn’t answer my question!” Simon yells getting frustrated with the fact that we keep out smarting his questions.

I suddenly realize why JJ was still ohing when he yelled out “drama alert!”

We all look at him weirdly before Simon turns back to us after staring at JJ with the same expression as all of us.

Pointing his thumb towards him, Simon looks at us with the most serious face he could conjure up “I don’t think he knows chips first name is Josh.” JJs face gives it away that Simon is correct making everyone in the room start laughing. Freya puts her hands over her mouth saying “oh my god” as if in disbelief.

“That is why he is shouting drama alert” Simon laughs doubling over in his seated position. “Shit” JJ remarks slightly embarrassed. “I was like, that was the least drama answer” Simon continued shortly followed by Talia who yells “he’s like oh damn!!”

We all start to settle down a bit still chuckling from what just happened. “Did you really think his real name was chip?” Simon asks JJ turning to look at him. Seriousness written all over his face. “Surely not” Freya replied looking at JJ hoping he wasn’t thinking that.

“No I just didn’t know his real name, I just knew it was chip” JJ says, everyone looking at him dumbfounded. “What!!” Talia yells leaning forward in her chair. I was trying to hold back my laughter the entire time as I lowered my head knowing his embarrassment.

“Yeah?” JJ countered more as a question than a statement. Deciding to let it all go we all laugh it off a bit more before Simon asks the next question.

“What does ‘KSI’ stand for?” Simon asks looking up from his phone. Gee immediately responds with “easy” while Freya thinks of a way for us to respond. “Knowledge” Freya says before pointing to Talia. Talia gets the hint responding with “strength” before pointing into my direction. Deciding I had a better answer I pointed to Gee so that she could finish what was started “integrity.”

“Your too smart for this” Simon sighs pointing to Freya while leaning back. Freya nods while Talia agrees with her boyfriend “yeah what the hell is going on?”

“Can you not answer first?” He asks laughing to himself before looking back down to his phone. “She is banging” Talia exclaims to which Gee immediately says “I knew that one” while holding her arms out to her sides. (Like this 🤷🏻‍♀️)

After everyone’s calmed down Simon turns to me suddenly realizing that I didn’t give an answer. “Wait Y/n didn’t give an answer” he says gaining the attention from everyone else. I smile to myself liking the answer that I originally picked out to this question “money.”

Talia nods with a tight lipped smile while the others laugh. “True” JJ remarks with a small smile on his face while he’s scrolling through his phone. Simon looks at his phone again looking for another question to ask us. Deciding on the question he starts to read out loud “you go to one place in the world for the rest of your life, where would it be.”

“Warmth” Freya answers having to explain after seeing everyone’s confusion. “That means anywhere warm” she clarifies as I nod in slight agreement. “You may as well have just said cringe” Callux jumps in off camera. Freya bows her head making me feel slightly bad for her while Gee ‘ohs’ and Talia gives no one in particular the stink eye before saying “who invited him?”

I laugh pulling my leg up onto the chair in a more comfortable position. My knee currently resides a few inches away from my chin giving my head a great place to rest.

“Yo, we didn’t actually invite him. He just turned up” Simon says not knowing why he’s there either. It allows for entertainment though. “England” Talia says shrugging as if it’s the most obvious answer.

I’ve always wanted to visit different places of the world. I’ve always liked adventure because of the beautiful sites you can experience. “Umm” I start still thinking over my final answer. “Travel” I finish smiling to myself.

“Home” Gee follows gaining a few confused looks. “Twitch con” she clarifies Simon and Callux laughing the loudest while the rest of us silently chuckle.

Simon moves on to the next question scrolling through his phone for what feels like the thousandth time. “Out of the other three, who do you think is the best streamer?” Simon asks us waiting for our responses.

This question was a bit unfair considering the fact that I didn’t stream. Don’t get me wrong streaming seems cool and all, but it wasn’t really my thing. Of course I’d play a few games of fall guys, GTA, etc. with the sidemen and the girls but it wasn’t the sort of thing where I would play for a living. I was more of a art type of person.

“Me!” I yell raising my hand in a childlike way gaining the attention of everyone. Everyone laughs knowing I don’t stream. Gee nudges me making me laugh along with everyone else as I lower my arm. “Ok I can admit this question is unfair for you” Simon admits still laughing. I nod my head at him even though it doesn’t bother me.

“Gee” Freya says me and Talia quickly agreeing with her. I wouldn’t watch streams often but when I did watch one it was a lot of hers. Besides Tobi of course.

“What’s your answer? I will ask why” Simon asks Gee pointing his phone in her direction. “Gee” she responds pointing to herself. Feeling proud of her I pat her shoulder slightly shaking it. Confidence is something everyone struggles with so this is a great thing for her.

“Yes!” Freya claps feeling the exact same feeling I was. “Okay why?” Simon asks looking between all of us. “Experience” Freya starts Talia saying her answer straight after her “built.” The attention turns to me waiting for my answer as to why I chose Gee. “Entertaining” I say remembering the few streams I watched of hers that caught my attention.

“Winner” Gee says still pointing to herself as I bend down in my chair reaching for my water bottle that was currently standing next to my chair on the floor. “So you chose yourself cause winner?” Simon asks as if it’s the most confusing thing he heard.

“Award” Gee clarifies seeing his confused look. “Oh!” Freya realizes holding her drink in between her hands. “Student of the year” Talia says giving a bit more detail in Gees answer.

I remember getting student awards when I was in elementary school. Not gonna lie, one of my most proudest moments. I turn towards Gee placing my arm around her shoulders lightly squeezing her left shoulder as if I was her mom letting her know that I was proud of her.

I’ve always been known as the mom of the group. Making sure everyone has drunk water, eaten food, hasn’t gotten in trouble, etc. that’s just the type of person I was. I’m proud of myself for it because it allows people to trust me. Not in a manipulative way but in a friend way.

“What is Talias worst quality?” Simon moves on looking to us. He puts his phone up to his chin very interested in what we have to say about his girlfriend that was sitting pretty much right across from him.

Cal, JJ and Tobi all slightly sit up as well suddenly interested in this topic. “Particular” Freya starts her voice kind of hesitant. Gee laughs before saying “sassy.” I agree with her knowing that Talia can be a little much sometimes. We’ve been friends for awhile so I pretty much have seen a lot of her sassy moments.

“Sarcastic” I say giving a quick response. I look towards her nodding my head at her as if saying ‘yup you know it’s true’. She laughs shaking her head at me before Freya looks at Simon. “I want to change my answer” she says suddenly coming up with a better answer than her first one.

Simon nods before she continues with her change of word. “Impulsive” she says getting nods and words of agreement from everyone. “That’s not always a bad thing” Simon says to Freya her agreeing with him. “No but, you don’t understand” she says as I quickly agree with her remembering all of the impulsive decisions me and her have done together.

“What is Gees worst quality?” Simon asks us looking up once again. Shit. He’s gonna go through all of us. “Losing” Talia says making Gees face drop in confusion and offense. I thinks she might have said the first thing that popped up in her head. Everyone starts to laugh JJ having the loudest laugh out of all of us.

“A quick flashback” Simon starts pointing towards Gee “winner” he finishes everyone continuing to laugh. “She loses everything” Talia sort of clarified. I’m pretty sure she meant as in forgetting where things are but you could interpret it as failing at things. “Forgetful” I say trying to make sure they knew what Talia meant.

Gee and Talia both agree Talia looking at me as if saying thank you. “Forgetful, skatty, losing” Talia names out different words for what she means. Simons face suddenly goes a little frightened when he lets out a laugh “I thought you said sketty” he says everyone laughing at what he said.

“All I heard was sketty” Simon repeats this time emphasizing the word ‘sketty’ while nodding his head. “Boys it’s working” Simon cheers pumping his fist as he turns to look at the three boys off screen. JJ and Callux look extremely interested while Tobi smiles at the stupidity of a few of his best friends.

“And what’s Freyas worst quality?” He asks continuing on with his questions. “Scary” Talia says as if it was the easiest answer in the world. She said it rather quickly as well. She wasn’t wrong though. I chuckle putting my left hand into my hoodie pocket while my right hand loops around my leg holding it in its upward position.

“Bitch!” JJ suddenly yells gaining the attention of everybody. My eyes widen slightly as he starts to laugh. What the hell just happened. “Oi you just called her a bitch” Simon exclaims just as shocked as everyone else. “Ah nah nah nah” he says trying to play it off as if it wasn’t what he just said.

“You said bitch!” Simon laughs loving the current drama going on. “They can’t choose just one” Freya smiles making light out of the situation. Talia says “strong-minded” Simon shortly after repeating what she said as if he was re-saying it for the people that didn’t hear it the first time.

“Self-belief” Gee says sort of as a question pointing over me towards Freya. “Her worst quality is that a she has belief in herself” Simon comments knowing that’s not what she meant. These boys I swear. “No!” Gee exclaims Freya deciding to finish Gees word for her “lack of.” “Low” Gee also clarifies wanting to clear the situation as she gestures to the floor.

“Direct” I say Freya turning towards me with a sort of impressed look. Of course being direct isn’t a bad thing but sometimes she can be a little too direct. “That’s a good one” she agrees nodding in my direction. I smile at her before giving her a light thank you to which she nods back at me with a smile.

“Now what’s Y/ns worst quality” Simon asks, me getting a bit more nervous for their answers. I’m not gonna take what they say seriously because it’s just for the video and plus they’ve been my friends for a long time so if what they say is a really big issue then they would have stopped being friends with me a long time ago.

This question gains Tobis attention more than the ones about the others. He’s always been more protective over me considering my past and the hurt I’ve gone through. He sits up in his position immediately putting his phone down. He waits for everyone’s responses making sure to be open just in case he needs to yell or beat someone up.

I’ve always loved him for that. I look towards him giving him a big smile trying to make him feel better. I honestly was feeling fine about this question which is honestly surprising. He relaxes a bit noticing the reassuring smile on my face. He smiles back lightly sitting back still a bit on edge.

“Shy” Talia starts slightly pinching my elbow making me slightly jump at the sudden touch. We both laugh at my reaction. I nod knowing my shyness can get a bit annoying. Even to me. “Indecisive” Freya responds crossing her arms giving me a small glare. I laugh thinking back to the night before when I couldn’t decide where to go out to eat. “Ok look I’m a picky eater I didn’t know what to do” I said laughing at her.

She laughs as well uncrossing her arms. Tobis figure seems to relax more once he sees that I can handle my own and that their words weren’t that bad. Gee goes last saying the one word I agreed with the most “stubborn.” “All very true” I smile looking at the camera.

I once again turn towards Tobi seeing his body now in the same position it was before when he was laying down. I smile at him getting a smile back before turning back to Simon that was searching his phone again.

“What’s my worst quality?” Simon asks us girls already knowing the big word. “Feet” Gee suddenly says pointing downwards at his feet that currently did not have socks or shoes on. We laugh at his slightly offended face when he suddenly speaks up trying to defend them “they are not bad!”

He then lifts his leg shoving his foot up to the camera lens showing off his bare foot to anyone that’s gonna watch this video when it’s posted. Talia cringes as everyone else laughs at his actions.

“Wait.” I start before taking a small pause. “Your showing your feet for free?” I ask in a shocking yet funny way making my face as serious as possible. Loud laughs start to come from everyone in the room as Simon lowers his leg laughing as well. “Oh my god Y/n” he laughs massaging his forehead with his fingers.

“I just covered Freya” Simon says motioning to the camera. Freya laughs shaking her head. “I think we can all say it at the same time” Talia comments looking between Freya, Gee and I. Nodding to each other we all collectively say “stubborn” while Gee agrees with us by saying “yup.”

“Come on Gee” Simon says with disapproval on his face. “What?” She asks scrunching her brows a bit in confusion. “You were meant to stick with feet” he comments pointing towards his feet again. “Yeah feet” Gee agrees pointing to his feet as well.

Remembering I had a fidget ring on my left middle finger I start to mess around with it making some of the anxiety still in my body leave.

“Recently Callux went and sold Harry’s bath water” Simon darts before pausing to look at the camera. Wow this is such a great start to a question.

“It’s on his channel” he stops keeping his eyes on the camera for a quick few seconds. His attention turns back to his phone as he reads off the next question. “How much would I have to pay you to drink that bath water?” He asks Callux quickly intervening saying “he rubbed his balls and stuff as well.”

I don’t know why he felt the need to add that detail. It didn’t make the situation better in any way. My nose scrunches in disgust at the thought. God I did not want to think of that. Although it’s disgusting, money is money. I’d drink it even for a hundred dollars. Hear me out, I know that’s gross but think about it. It’s just a drink. Once it’s in your stomach it’s just gonna come out of you anyway. I don’t really see a big deal in it.

Talia makes a face that says ‘absolutely not’ while Simon laughs. “Like proper like” Callux finishes trying to make it known. “If that doesn’t sell you I don’t know what will” Simon comments on Cals words making me laugh. “What is this an auction” I ask throwing my arms in the air.

Simon laughs pointing a finger gun at the camera making me cringe. “It’s not bad” Freya starts. “A hundred” she finishes shrugging casually. “Freya!” Gee yells sitting up in her seat as Talia tries to get her to change her mind. “It’s not like it’s gonna stay in your body. It’s gonna come out eventually so I don’t really see the big issue” I say sticking up for what Freya said. Talia looks at me with disgust in her eyes. “Not you too” she gags looking back to Simon.

I shrug still trying to think of a price. “Shut up” Gee says trying to get us to stop. “Yeah Freya nods still not seeing the big deal. “She said a hundred” Simon points slightly up in an alarmed way. “A hundred quid?” JJ asks off screen trying to make sure she didn’t actually mean a hundred.

Tobi looks at me slightly alarmed as well a frown etching across his mouth showing his dissatisfaction. I laugh at him shoving my head behind my leg that is still up on my chair.

“There was stuff in there!” Talia yells trying to reason with Freya. “I don’t think it’s that deep” Freya says me agreeing with her statement. Gee snaps her fingers in Freya direction as Callux starts to speak.

“It was probably about that level” he says creating a level with his hands. I laugh at him realizing that he thought she meant the level of the bath water. “That’s just gross man” Tobi comments shaking his head. “Ya I agree but like Freya said it’s not that deep” I say trying to get people to understand me and Freyas side of the story. Freya points towards me nodding her head.

“I’m changing my Freya and Y/ns worst quality answers” Talia says earning a laugh from everyone. “Mad tings” JJ says honeslty shocked but still laughing. “Callux is about to have a follow up video” Simon laughs picturing it in his head. “Million” Talia says.

“I don’t think it’s that deep” Freya says getting a ‘really’ look back from Simon. “That is just ridiculous” Freya says not thinking it’s a big deal. “How much to drink Josh’s piss?” JJ asks obviously trying to prove a point. My mouth forms an ‘o’ at the gross comment.

“Bro that’s so different than bath water” Tobi counters sitting a little bit more up. Gee laughs while Talia shakes her head moving her hand side to side under her chin.

“Complelty different” Freya says Talia saying “nothing” right after basically saying that they don’t even compare. “What’s different? It is pretty much the same thing?” JJ says honestly confused. “It’s not” Talia says sorta annoyed.

“Jj piss and bath water are two very different things” I say my face showing disgust. I continue to mess with my ring out of habit. “One word! One word” Simon yells holding an arm up. “Harry probably peed in there” JJ says sitting up from laying down trying to continue his point.

“What do you do in your bath?” Talia yells honestly grossed out. “One word! One word!” Simon laughs pointing a finger at Talia. “20k” Freya says not really knowing an answer.

“Okay” Simon says looking up from his phone. “I’m the only one that saw it. You need to see that before you make your prices” Talia says disgusted slightly sitting back in her chair. “A million?” Simon asks Talia who answers back “a million” frowning in disgust.

“10k” I say going for something reasonable but not easy. “10k” gee says nodding and pointing to Freya. Moving onto the next question Simon continues. “You walk into a bedroom and you see vikstar naked” he finishes looking up for our answers.

Without a second thought I quickly respond with “leave” getting a laugh from Tobi which makes me smile. “Lucky” Freya says making Simon confused. Talia and Gee laugh. “Okay?” Simon says more as a question.

“Joke. Joke” Freya says looking into the camera. Talia says something but I don’t really know what she said becuase Freya quickly asks “why?”

“It’s his bedroom you walk into viks bedroom and he’s there naked and it’s completely just.” Simon finishes pointing his hand to the floor.

“Leave” I repeat shrugging my shoulders. “You’d just leave?” Simon asks. “Well yeah” I say pointing to tobi. “Not only I have a boyfriend but I also don’t want to see genitals of another person” I say trying not to sound mean. Simon laughs nodding his head.

“Fair play” JJ sighs scrolling on his phone. “Hey, I would just say hey” Freya says making everyone chuckle. “Hey? Vikstar is standing naked in front of you and you just go hey” Simon says casually saying ‘hey’ while shrugging his shoulders.

“Ayo what’s wrong with vik?” JJ asks as if we said he’s gross. “I’m not dating vik” Talia says. Pointing to her I agree. “He’s a good looking guy right?” JJ asks.

In the corner of my eye while JJs talking I see Freya stick up her pinky finger wiggling it around. I point to her and laugh throwing my head back in the process.

“Did you?” Simon asks his sentence falling out. “Wait bro. Bro. What?!” JJ exclaims making me laugh harder. Freya tried to play it off by asking “what.” Gee and Talia are confused while Simon is shocked.

I’m laughing my ass off. Thats shit was to funny. “Woah! Zoom in on that” JJ says looking to the camera. Tobis eyes are wide not knowing what he just saw Callux having the same expression as Simon. “Joke!” Freya says laughing afterwards.

I finally calm down rubbing my face with my hoodie sleeve. Well if I’m being honest it’s Tobis hoodie that I stole. “You’re not in the scenario, she just walked in” Simon chuckles to jj pointing to us. “What is your reaction” Simon asks wanting everyone else’s answers.

Talia starts by saying “oops” and Gee follows saying “fair” raising her arms in a duh manner. “I mean yeah, you’d be like mm, fair I’d supposed I’d just walk into your room” Talia says. Simon looks at his phone again searching for another question.

“Describe yourselves in one word” Simon says looking at us. Gee starts by saying “bubbly.” I go next saying “anxious” because it’s the truth. Talia says “irritating” in a serious tone making Gee “oh”. “Annoying” Freya says nodding at her answer.

That round went rather quickly. “Who has the most feminine boyfriend?” He asks looking up from the question. “Oh Gee” Talia says laughing. Gee nods accepting fate. “Me” she confidently says making me laugh.

He doesn’t even need me and Freyas answers to the question so he moves on. Suddenly JJ sits up into frame next to Simon making my anxiety rise. Oh fuck here we go. “We got one from the audience” Simon pauses as all of us girls groan knowing it’s gonna be some bullshit question.

“This may not make it in” Simon laughs. “Whose farts would you smell among all of you” JJ asks looking at his phone. Gee quickly answers “Freya” while Talia shrugs saying “my own. Me.” I agree with her which makes Gee “oh.” She didn’t think about herself.

Everyone laughs knowing she didn’t realize. “Gees” Freya says placing a heart warming hand to her heart making Gee “yay” while clapping. “If you could smash one of the other boyfriends, who would it be?” Callux asks now coming into frame where JJ just was.

“No” Talia says while he’s speaking then again after he’s done. “Just saying there’s a top link up for grabs” Simon says clearing his throat then laughing. Freya looks at me, Talia, and Gee.

“Yeah we already know” Talia and Freya say at the same time making us girls start laughing. Simon turns to JJ slightly worried. “They already know” Simon tells JJ who says “oh god” back. We continue laughing before Talia speaks “no one obviously.”

She brushes her hair out of her face seriousness lacing her tone. “No one” Freya agrees looking back at the couch. “I don’t like how girls talk” Simon says getting a laugh from JJ. Suddenly a risky idea pops up into my head causing a smile to form on my face. “Simon” I say very calmly knowing that there’s a catch.

Everyone looks at me shocked while I just smirk at the camera. I turn to Tobi seeing his facial expression show hurt and shock. I’ve never seen him like that. I couldn’t help but immediately feel bad.

Before anyone starts to actually believe what I said I clarify my answer. “I bet I could smash him in super smash bros” I say immediately hearing everyone’s relieved laughter. Tobi still looks shocked but relieved. He gets up from the couch and walks to the camera so that he’s on screen.

“I don’t know what just happened but it scared the shit out of me” he tells the camera making me laugh out of pity. “Sorry babe” I apologize pouting my lip out a bit. He goes back and sits down everyone’s laughter slowly going down. “That was good” Callux says patting Tobis shoulder who gives him a small glare before chuckling a bit himself. “Next question” Freya says smiling very wide.

“Ah ah I’ve got a good one” JJ says sitting up in frame again. “No” Talia says drawing out the ‘o’. “Oh my god. You see him just jump into shot.” Simon smiles looking at his phone JJ out of frame again. “Who would you snogg out of all of you?” JJ asks making me cringe at his words. What is with him and the weird questions?

Heat slightly rises to my cheeks making them a very light pink. “Pervert” Freya says pointing to JJ. Everyone laughs Me, Gee and Talia all agree on choosing Freya. “Prove it” JJ says laughing at his own comment. “Ok!” Talia yells getting a laugh from me.

“Ok ok you were right pervert!” Simon yells pointing an accusing finger at JJ. He laughs shoving Simons shoulder so that he’s slightly falling into the couch a bit. “Talia” Freya says making me nod. “Wow” Simon says looking at me and Gee.

“I don’t care” I say Gee agreeing with me. “If the worlds gonna end in Five minutes, what would you do?” Simon asks looking away from his phone. “I would just get naked and just go like run around. I obviously would” Freya says JJ shortly after saying “what?” “Join” gee says pointing to Freya.

“I was about to say join in” Talia says nodding. “So you’re saying if the world was gonna end in five minutes you were sat doing this interview you’d just get naked?” Simon clarifies trying to make sure that’s what they meant. “Yeah” Freya says. “Josh you hear that?” Simon says looking into the camera with a smile plastered on his face.

“We’re gonna die” Freya explains as Simon dead stares the camera. “Y/n?” He asks. “Love” I say knowing I’ll need to clarify. Simon looks at me confused which gives me the word that I do need to explain. “Tell everyone I love them” I explain getting a few ‘ohs’ of realization. “That’s sweet” Gee says patting my knee.

I nod putting my hood up on my head. I pick at the rips in my jeans slightly nervous still. My anxiety was a bit high today and I didn’t really know why. I lean my head on my knee waiting for the next question. “What’s your favorite type of porn” Simon asks casually. My face gets even hotter turning my cheeks red.

Like I said before. I’m not the sexual type of person. Anytime it’s brought up I get extremely nervous and embarrassed. It’s just a reaction I have. Don’t get me wrong I do have a sex drive just like everyone else, but I don’t necessarily feel the need to have sex.

“Oh my god” I mumble pulling the strings to my hoodie so my face is covered. “Hardcore” Talia says naturally Gee following with “lesbian” and Freya confidently saying “massage.” They all chuckle at the speed of their answers. “Woah” JJ says not expecting the quick response.

“These were rapid” lux comments. Still haven’t given an answer I look through my hoodie seeing everyone’s eyes on me. “I hate this” I nervously laugh seeing Tobi staring directly at me. I can tell he’s interested in what I have to say.

It was getting to the point in our relationship that I fealt comfortable enough for him to know these things. Maybe I was even ready to give him everything I have to offer.

A sudden surge of confidence hits me making me undo the strings of the hood. “f/p/t” I say slightly smirking in Tobis direction knowing he’ll get some sort of kick out of this. “Ooh!” JJ says making me laugh slightly. “We haven’t had an answer quicker than that” Simon says as me and the girls hide our faces.

I look up to see Tobi smirking back at me with a small look of surprise hidden in his eyes. I slyly wink at him making sure that no one else saw but him. He looks away from me a small pink tint making its way to his face. JJ laughs shaking Tobis shoulder who laughs with him. “Hardcore. Fam?” JJ asks fist bumping Simon. “Damn!”.

“Did you just fist bump?” Talia starts before turning serious “dad I’m sorry” she says laughing. “Damn!” JJ says again a bit louder this time.

I look up from my knee seeing him get up into frame again. Oh no. I sigh shaking my head. “Favorite position?” JJ asks silence filling the room for a bit. “Cowgirl.. reverse” Freya says Callux high-fiving her. “I’ll see you there” he says making everyone laugh and Freya hide her face.

“Cant wait to watch” Jj says making me groan in discomfort. Gross. “Doggy. I don’t know” Gee laughs Talia agreeing. They look at me to which I answer with a confidence I never thought I would have. “f/p.”

“Ayy!” JJ says patting Simon and Tobi on the back. Tobi swats his hand away smirking while Simon bends over embarrassed. “This isn’t fair for us” Talia says pointing to me and her, me quickly agreeing. “Ayy!” JJ says louder as Simon looks pink in the face.

“Hardcore doggy yeah” JJ says making everyone laugh and Talia now being the one embarrassed. Gee fans her face while everyone tried to control themselves. “Well that was a ridiculously intimate um.. one word interview-”.

“Yeah” gee cuts him off before he continues.“As I said, all four links are in the description down below” Simon says Gee putting an arm around me making me smile. “Ay yo- ay yo! Fam wassup man?” JJ, Callux, and Tobi complain.

“Alright um well their links are much higher up then if you scroll quite a bit down theres another three links down there you can check out” Simon says as JJ, Callux and Tobi high-five in achievement.

“Umm.. thanks for being in this” he says making me laugh. “They weren’t even supposed to be here” he points to the other guys. “Thanks for watching. Peace” Simon says saluting the camera.

Letting out a breath I didn’t know I was holding I get up from my seat walking over to Tobi. Who’s happily looking up at me from the couch. He’s currently laying on the couch like he has been the entire video. I immediately place myself next to him, cuddling into him.

He laughs chest vibrating against my body as I lean more into his side. He kisses the top of my head wrapping his strong arms around my shoulders. “No PDA” Simon yells laughing after he says it.

“Shut the hell up Simon” I groan as everyone in the room laughs. “I’m exhausted” I whine looking up at Tobi who was already looking down at me with a smile gracing his lips. “Just relax” he says pulling me closer to him.

I start to relax in his touch when I feel his head get closer to my ear his breath fanning over my face causing goosebumps to rise on my skin.

“We’ll talk about those two answers later” he says making sure his voice is in a seductive yet calm tone. I blush shoving my head more into his chest making him chuckle.

God I love this man.

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A/n: I hope anyone that read this enjoyed it. I enjoyed writing it. It took me a long time to get this written and published. Luckily I had a snow day at school today so that I could easily finish it. Thank you and I hope you guys enjoyed it!

If anyone has a request for an imagine or head cannon etc. please contact me about it :)

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sinofwriting · 3 years ago

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Warmth - Harry Lewis

Words: 704 Summary: Harry’s girlfriend takes care of him after a long sidemen shoot in the cold.

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A shiver wracks through him and he folds his arm across his chest trying to keep warm as they take a break from filming. Batteries needing to be replaced in both cameras and mics and all the boys needing water.

Hearing a car door shut, he turns his head towards the parking lot, smiling when he sees his girlfriend get out of the car. Without sparing a glance towards the others, he begins to jog towards, shivering as the wind hits him.

“Hello.” Harry greets her, before wrapping his arms around, enjoying the feeling of her warm body against his. Feeling her hands press against the freezing skin of his neck, he pressed closer, humming slightly. “Your hands are so warm.” “You’re bloody freezing. Who’s idea was it to film a football when it’s so cold out?” He shrugs, trying to get even closer as the wind hits him again. “You’re going to get sick.” Her voice is filled with worry and he can’t help but smile. “I’ll be alright, darling. Just got another hour of filming or so then I can escape from the cold. Get all warmed up on the couch with you.” “You’ll shower first, and I’ll make you soup for dinner. You need to keep hydrated.” He wants to chuckle, tease her for being so worried, but he’s well aware that she’s seen more than her fair share of colds turning into something worse. “Will do.” He pulls away from her, hearing his name being shouted. “Want to watch? You don’t have to be filmed if you don’t want to be.” She smiles, pressing up on her toes to give him a kiss on the cheek. “I’ll stay on the sidelines, but I don’t mind if the cameras catch me.”

The rest of the shoot passes slowly as it gets colder and the wind intercepts some of their shots. But they press on, even filming for an additional thirty minutes despite being miserable, with wind chapped skin and bodies that won’t stop shivering. Just so they know that they’ll have enough footage for the video.

And it feels like ages before they get home. His body still occasionally having shivers wrack through it even with the heater in the car running. Getting home, he doesn’t even mind that he’s ushered into the shower and the fact that she comes in a minute later to put some clothes for him on the counter.

By the time he gets out the sun has set and the soup she had made is done. He’s just happy as they sit on the couch together that he’s no longer shivering and can feed himself. Twenty minutes ago, he could barely feel his fingers. It feels like a miracle that he can dress and feed himself.

As the soup slowly diminishes until there’s nothing there and spoons clink as they’re set back in, he can’t help but lean into his girlfriend’s warmth. Laying with his back to her chest. He can feel her laugh, but can’t be bothered to ask her what she finds funny as his eyes droop, barely opening as the busy day sets in.

He lets out a whine when he’s pushed away, frowning at the laugh she gives and the ruffle to his hair. “I’m just putting the bowls on the coffee table. Don’t feel like cleaning up broken dishes.” He barely notices as she pulls his bowl out of his slack grip, just waiting for her to hold him.

When she wraps her arms around him and starts pulling him into her, he eagerly goes. Loving that he can feel her chest move with each breath and the scent of her perfume that his mum got her last christmas is stronger than before. He also loves the way one of her hands comes up to rest over his heart, how tight her grip on him is. Making sure that he knows that she’s not going to let him go.

“Love you.” He mumbles, twisting his head a little so she can feel his hair move against the skin of her neck a bit. The closet thing he can give to a kiss in this position without moving. “Love you too, Harry.”

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gothicwidowsworld · 3 years ago

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Crazy for you H.L

Requested - @hoperu14 sorry it took so long x

Sighing the y/h/c girl relaxed under the stream of hot water. It was rare that Y/N needed the steaming water to distract her from her own mind. There were 285 days left of 2022 and Y/N L/N was already tired, emotionally drained and visibly exhausted. The scent of jasmine and patchouli failed to ease the stressed knot that sat between her shoulder blades. Scowling heavily the young woman realised the usually relaxing shower was doing nothing to squash the internal anger. The anger wasn’t specifically directed at any one person or thing if anything it was targeted towards herself. The day had just been plain awful, for no particular reason and that's what irritated the y/h/c girl the most. It felt like the world was out to get her and she wasn’t even sure why. Roughly drying her damp locks, Y/N glared at her reflection, she seemed to be doing that a lot lately, perhaps she was hoping if she glared long enough she’d find the issue and could attempt to fix the inner turmoil before it got too much and she cracked.

“You ok?” the guernsey native asked tentatively, watching his girlfriend close the bathroom door behind her now barefaced wearing an oversized sidemen t-shirt she most likely stole from him at some point. Harry used to get annoyed about that, complaining almost religiously every time he spotted her donning merch but now he loved seeing her relaxed and content. Carefree looked good on her. Admiring the y/h young woman for a couple of seconds the YouTuber frowned at the lack of response. He knew Y/N had had an off couple of days, he thought it was something to do with work or something so he didn’t question it. Harry knew the girl almost better than she knew herself, the amber haired man knew Y/N would open up eventually. Shuffling closer to the silent man the girl slowly got into bed, “Not really no.” Y/N replied quietly, a tight-lipped smile settling on her tired face. “Oh nelly… that bad?” Harry asked before trailing off. His tone was humorous before realising that comedy wasn’t going to fix this. “I’m… I’m tired.” Y/N mumbled bitterly not registering the look of concern from her boyfriend of three years. It had been a long day. Harry didn’t mind, he understood. Wrapping his pale arms around the girl’s body to bring her into his side Harry gently rested the girl's head on his chest. “Do you want to talk about it?” Harry mumbled hesitantly as he noticed the girl’s damp body tense. “Don’t have too.. If you don’t want too” The YouTuber stuttered out, attempting to backtrack.

“I’m just angry Haz… I don’t even know what at.” Y/N replied eerily calm, in reality she was trying to keep the tears of frustration at bay. Harry was trying to be supportive, he was always trying to play protector but this time she wasn’t sure he could help. “The world I guess.” Y/N added gingerly, it was hard trying to explain what was going on when she didn’t really know herself. “Or myself” Y/N muttered bitterly, snuggling into the light brown haired man’s shoulder. His familiar scent was soothing, and hearing his slow heartbeat was a thousand times more relaxing than the hot shower had been. Without realising it, just being in his presence was helping heal her recent mess she called her life. “You’ve got to go easy on yourself Y/N/N.” Harry mumbled, his arm was starting to ache in the odd position, but the younger girl finally seemed to be escaping the tension that had settled in her bones. “You’ll get wrinkles if you keep worrying.” Harry continued, his confidence back as he attempted to be funny again. “Whatever’s going on up there isn’t important.” Harry lectured softly. He was trying but the positive soaked statement sounded foreign coming from him. It was usually Y/N having to do the reassuring speeches, she’d been there for him a lot over the years and the guernsey native didn’t even know where to start in attempting to repay her comfort in his time of need.

Feeling the man move slightly the y/h/c girl frowned, Harry struggled with staying still but now his movement was accompanied with purpose. “Harry, what are you doing?” Y/N demanded quietly, the oversize t-shirt she wore hiding her growing frown. “It’s only 9pm… more than enough time to have a mini spa night… you’ve been begging me to join you for a while..” Harry replied, the pale man still distracted as he started gathering the supplies he thought they’d need. “Are you crazy?”

Shrugging his shoulder Harry pondered the young woman’s statement for longer than necessary. “Probably yeah… but I know I’m crazy for you and I want you to feel better.” the man declared assertively shooting the girl a bashful smile.

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justaphangirl07 · 3 years ago

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Hi, darling🤍

Could you please write an imagine with time progression in which y/n and Harry (W2S) have been dating for a long time and they have a wild night out and about(maybe some smut), than after some time they find out that y/n is pregnant? add some fluff too, please xo thank you<3

A/N: Here is your imagine, I hope you like it! :)

One Step At A Time (Harry Lewis/WroeToShaw Light Smut)

Y/N's POV

"I LOVE YOU!" I shout to him

"YOU WHAT?" he shouts back

"I LOVE YOU!" I shout again

"I LOVE YOU TOO!" he replies

I smile as I wrap my arm around the neck of my boyfriend Harry Lewis

We drunkenly sway together as music surrounds us in the club

Me and Harry have been dating for 5 years and we decided to go out with some friends for our anniversary today

The rest of the sidemen and their girlfriends were around the club dancing and getting drunk

But me and Harry decided to do our own thing and dance together

I turn around in his arms as the song changes, so my back is pressed against his chest

Suddenly the sound of Don’t Tell ‘Em by Jeremih fills our ears

There is always something about this song that puts me in the mood

I start to grind my hips against Harry’s and it isn’t long before I feel his erection grinding against my arse

“Your so hot baby” Harry mumbles in my ear

I hum as we continue to grind against each other

“Shall we get out of here?” I ask him

“Yes, like right now” he says as he grabs my hand and leads me out of the club without saying goodbye to the others

In all honestly they will probably of expected this to happen, so they aren’t likely to worry about us

We take a cab back to Harry’s place

Thank god for Harry’s place not being too far away from the club because I think any longer and the cab driver might of kicked us out because of all the kissing sounds in the back

Once we are at the front door, Harry gets his keys out and unlocks the door before opening it

“Are you ready for me to rock your world?” Harry asks with a smirk

I smack his arm

“Shut up and get inside before I change my mind” I say with a laugh as I push him through the now open door

Let’s just say that he was right, Harry did completely rock my world

-3 WEEKS LATER-

I groan as I sit on the bathroom floor after throwing up for the 4th morning in a row

Every morning at 8am on the dot, I have been throwing up

Which isn't good for both me and Harry who like to sleep in

“Babe, I think we need to talk” Harry says as he comes and sits cross legged next to me on the floor in his bathroom

“What's up?” I ask trying to compose myself

“I think you should take a pregnancy test” He says

I turn my head to look at him with wide eyes

“You think I’m pregnant? What makes you think that?” I question

“Well you are throwing up at practically the same time every morning and I really don’t mean this in an offensive way but have you left like your stomach might be a bit bigger?” He suggests

I chuckle and shake my head

“Harry, it’s just some kind of bug but if you really want me to I’ll go and get a test today” I say

“Just remember, we are in this together y/n” Harry says as he grabs my hand and kisses my temple

-A FEW HOURS LATER-

I’ve been out and brought 2 different brands of tests like Harry told me to

I am currently in Harry’s bathroom and I have just taken them

There is a knock on the door

“Have you done them? Are the results back yet?” Harry’s voice asks from the other side of the door

I smile to myself as I swing the door open to reveal a very worried looking Harry

“Yes I have done them and we have to wait 3 minutes and it’s been like 30 seconds, so just please sit down” I say as I take his hand and lead him to his bed and sit next to him

We sit cuddled up together, holding hands whilst we wait for the results

It feels like forever whilst we are waiting for the results but it isn’t long before the alarm on my phone rings

“It’s time” I say as I get up and walk into the bathroom

I pick up one test and it reads pregnant 3-4 weeks on the screen

I then pick up the other one and there are 2 bold lines on the screen indicating that it is positive

My head fills with worry

What if Harry doesn’t want a baby?

Will be break up with me straight away?

Then what do I do?

I take a deep breath as I walk out of the bathroom and look at Harry

“Well?” he asks

I hand both tests to him and he inspects them with wide eyes

Silence surrounds us as Harry just looks at the tests

“Please, say something” I beg

He suddenly rushes over to me, picks me up and spins me around

“We are going to have a baby!” he exclaims as he puts me down and cuddles me close

“Wait, so your not mad?” I question

“Mad? I’m so happy! We are going to have a mini us!” Harry tells me

“I love you so much and I will love the baby as well!” He says before pulling me into a kiss

“I love you so much Harry” I tell him as I hug him again

“Then once you have had the little baby, we can get married” Harry tells me before he places a kiss on my forehead

I let out a laugh

“You haven’t even asked me to marry you yet! Let’s just take things one step at a time” I say with a wide smile

Honestly, I am so grateful for Harry in my life and soon enough we will have not just each other but a baby forever

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dinosmate28 · 2 years ago

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A COLLEGE GAL IN CLASS:

*Ik that this isn't in colour order but idc*

Apparently my childcare class need to care that some girl in my class couldn't find the key to the stock cupboard at work. Or that the only boy in our class needs a girlfriend but he doesn't even know how to be polite to the girls that are already in his class. Or that some girl drinks redbull for her breakfast. Or that the same girl who couldn't find the keys doesn't like to eat breakfast or that she had to read 3 books to her little sister last night and sing jingle bells. Who actually asked or cares?Ssssssslllllllllllaaaaaayyyyyyy iiiiiiiiiiiigggggggg

UPDATE:

The girl who couldn't find the keys has told like 20 people and is now singing Skyfall with her earphones in as the only boy in my class slow dances with a container of fried chicken. 😑

UPDATE 2:

Turns out the chicken is actually bacon, and I am in shock. He dropped it on the floor and someone just came in and slipped on it. The boy (let's call him Konan) keeps flirting with the girl who lost the keys (let's call her Helen).

I asked Helen if she liked Konan and she said no, but she definitely does. Now they're arguing about periods (he's scared of them) and about how in spain you can get a week off from work if you're on your period. Helen is now flexing about how the girl with the emu coat (iykyk) has leaked, why is she telling us this?!

UPDATE 3:

WE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT PERIODS.

😭😭😭😭

I think it's finally over now, thank god, THE DRAMA IS TOO MUCHHHH

UPDATE 4:

Now we're debating about if it's 'Breakfast, dinner and tea' (which it definitely is) or 'Breakfast, lunch and dinner'.

What do you think?

UPDATE 5:

Now we're talking about if bread and butter is nice or not. It definitely, definitely is btdubs...

🍞&🧈

UPDATE 6:

Now we are talking about different types of bread. I bet you can't guess what course I'm doing at college.

UPDATE 7:

Kodak (or whatever I called him) is flirting with Helen and it's actually so funny tbf. She was flirting with me on the first day and because i rejected her, she told the whole class that I was ace. 😑

UPDATE 8:

Konan says he wants to recreate the 'Lady and The Tramp spaghetti scene' with Helen irl. 😭✋️He wants to 'Netflix and sit down and have some pringles, mate' with her aswell. 😭😭😭

UPDATE 9:

Is it weird to wear your prom dress to be a bridesmaid? Yes. Definitely is.

UPDATE 10:

Helen apparently doesn't have social media but I feel like she has tumblr. Imagine if she saw this, she'd report me and cry about it.

UPDATE 11:

Kodak loves isbians (spelling intentional).

UPDATE 12:

Some old, crusty teacher keeps walking in our room and going, "Ohhh, I'm in the wrong room *giggle*". Like actually piss off, she's done it three times now.

UPDATE 13:

They're playing 'This is my fight song' as Helen was singing it really, REALLY, REEEAAAALLLLLLLLYYYY loudly on the bus.

UPDATE 14:

We've got a true Sidemen fan in our midst, all she ever wears is XIX hoodies and she has a water bottle too sksksks ✨️✨️

UPDATE 15:

Stupid fucking Helen has left me with no room on this pissing table.

UPDATE 16:

Konan is staring at people as they walk out the class and he just jiggled his arse for no reason 😭✋️

UPDATE 17:

Helen is listening to the loudest music I've ever heard.

UPDATE 18:

Konan and Helen have just had a lovers tiff, but it's all good now...

Just made some #Honan fanart

UPDATE 19:

Helen actually stinks like piss and weed, not an attractive combo at all. Just needed to state that, also I just need to state that although this may seem mean, she is rude and annoying so idrc tbh. 🍃👃

Here's a virtual joint to help you get through the hell that is this 'DAY IN THE LIFE OF A COLLEGE GAL IN CLASS'. Enjoy!

#college #random #college life #day in the life #true love #love story

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ketamineharry · 4 years ago

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I Love Me - Harry Lewis

Requested - Yes ~ can I request an ethan/Harry one where the reader is curvy (bigger boobs/bum/hips etc) compared to Talia + Freya and the other girlfriends and they are on holiday with everyone and the reader feels a bit insecure and scared of what everyone will think when they look at photos, have photo shoots and insta comments, love you and your writing!! 🤍

Trigger Warnings: Body image issues, self-confidence issues

Authors Note: This was originally requested as a holiday, but I changed it slightly as my most recent imagine was a holiday themed one. I hope you don’t mind!

As you entered the restaurant, an uneasy feeling took over you. Usually, being seen out in public with your friends, and your boyfriend Harry wouldn’t phase you — but over lockdown, you had put on a few pounds. Expressing your emotions in a healthy way, had never been your forte so when the lockdown restrictions hit, instead of going to the local pub to drink your sorrows away, with a group of friends you had turned to eating. Comfort eating had become the norm whenever you felt sad, lonely, happy, or to put it more accurately whenever you felt anything.

While you had been piling on the pounds, Talia and Freya, had been keeping to a strict fitness regime. So naturally, they looked incredible. While you just felt deflated. To make matters worse, this was a Sidemen dinner, meaning that not only were there going to be pictures, but eyes were going to be firmly on your table.

Instinctively, as you walked you grabbed for Harry’s hand. Thankfully, he was slightly in front of you, so you could hide yourself behind his broad frame. As soon as your fingers entwined, you found a sense of serenity; despite how short lived that may have been.

As the others crowded around the table, trying to figure out seating arrangements, you focussed your energy in trying to remain calm. All you wanted was to have a seat on the outskirts, so that you wouldn’t have to participate in the group Instagram photos. The self-loathing from the way you looked in this moment was enough to fuel your insecurities for a good few months, you certainly didn’t need the constant reminder on Instagram too.

Luckily, you managed to secure the seat you wanted. Josh, being the father of the group dictated where everyone else was going to sit. Usually, there was a rule of thumb that you sat in couples; but you had ended up sitting in between JJ and Freya. Harry was on the opposite side of the table, his phone in one hand, completely engrossed in an app, knowing him it was most likely Twitter. However, in this seating arrangement you felt sick. Your one lifeline, although not ridiculously far from you, had been cut off. You were going to have to brave this one out.

The waiter approached the table and introduced themselves. He had a cheery disposition until they made eye contact with you, their fake customer service smile fading as he served you his best judgemental glare. It lasted a split second, but you knew what it meant. The feeling of being out of your depth was confirmed in that look, it wasn’t just you that felt it, it was felt by those looking in on this dynamic of people. Why would they want to associate themselves with you?

“And for the lady?” He asked, glancing over at you again. His demeanour changed once more. You remained silent for a moment, mulling over whether to ask for what you actually wanted or order something that you didn’t want to avoid more disapproving glares.

“May I suggest the chicken caesar salad.” He adds, knocking you out of your stream of consciousness.

“That would be lovely thank you.” You respond. The last thing that you wanted was to cause a scene. In fact, the thing you wanted most was to be ignored, unseen. It was blatantly obvious what everyone was thinking, where their stares ended up… all on you.

The plates of food started to arrive, being placed before everyone. You looked around, envious. Their food all looked insanely good, Talia had mac and cheese while Freya had a vegetarian lasagne. To say that you were covetous, as you chowed down on some lettuce, was an understatement. Just some flavour would have been nice.

The same waiter came back to see if anyone wanted any desserts, Harry ordered a chocolate cake with some whipped cream and Freya ordered a cheesecake, Ethan wanted a coffee, the others weren’t really bothered though. What was made apparent, was that you weren’t even asked by the waiter.

Freya turned to you, a sympathetic look on her face. “Are you ok?” She asked, as she placed a hand on your shoulder and gave it a slight squeeze.

“Yeah, everything’s fine.” You mumbled unconvincingly, certain that Freya could pick up on how you were feeling. She had been sitting next to you the entire time after all.

“Let’s go to the ladies yeah? I’ll just text Josh to let him know what’s going on.” She said, as she retrieved her phone from her bag. She quickly sent the text before she grabbed your hand and directed you to the bathroom.

Freya held the door open for you, as you both walked inside, she went over to the sinks and climbed up on top of them. Crossing her arms. Inspecting you slightly.

“So, spill… what’s wrong with ya?” She questioned, with a small reassuring smile.

You took a deep breath in and out, as you tried to steady yourself. As much as you loved Freya, talking about your feelings to anyone was a challenge that you faced daily. It was hard enough being open with Harry about your feelings, and he was the person that you trusted most. Never mind one of your closest friends.

“I hate the way I look.” You confessed, as you subconsciously started to tug at the dress you were wearing. It all of a sudden felt too tight, too claustrophobic, as if the material had shrunk from the time it took you to walk from your table into the bathroom.

“You and Talia, you are both gorgeous and slim. I’m not that way at all. You can wear whatever you want and look good. If I so much as looked at a belly top, people would be disgusted.”

Freya remained silent, letting you ramble on about how much you hated your body and what you looked like. How out of place you felt and what you wish you could change about yourself. When you were finally finished, she jumped down off of the counter and engulfed you in a hug.

“Don’t you ever, ever feel like you aren’t good enough. You are the funniest person I have ever met. You make me belly laugh every single day. You spread so much positivity, and you make sure that everyone around you feels loved. I am slim, but do you know what… I’d kill for a rack like yours.” She whispered, as she comforted you.

“As for that asshole waiter who has been making you feel like shit all night, don’t think that no-one else has noticed it, because they have. They’re all too polite to embarrass him in public, but trust me, he’ll get his comeuppance. Now, wipe those tears and let’s go show him what a fucking bad ass bitch you are.” She laughed, as she grabbed your hand once again, as she led you back out to the table.

The bill was laid out on the table, the seven cards were placed on top of it as you rejoined the group.

“Here she is.” Harry beamed, as he reached out for you. You went and gave him a hug, before taking your seat again.

As the waiter collected the bill, Harry called him over. “I’d like to give you a cash tip, can you follow me outside so I can draw the cash out?” He asked. The waiter nodded, a gleam in his eye. Harry gave you a gesture, letting you know to follow him.

Once you were outside, how cold it was finally hit you. It made you recoil into yourself.

“Yeah, the tip I wanted to give you was to never, and I mean never try to ridicule my girlfriend about anything.” Harry said, swiftly connecting his right fist to the waiters cheek.

“Run.” He shouted, as he grabbed your hand, your feet pounding on the floor until you reached the car. You were both panting, leaning on each other for support.

“You do know you’re still a ten out of ten to me. No matter what.” Harry smiled, as he placed a kiss to the top of your head. “Now let’s go and get a McDonalds, because I know you’re still hungry and it’s your favourite.”

#harry lewis #sidemen #w2s #sidemen x reader #harry lewis x reader #harry lewis imagine #w2s imagine #w2s x reader #wroetoshaw #sidemen imagine

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huhustuff · 4 years ago

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can i request a really angsty jj x reader? like way back when he was fight Logan, and Jake decides to verbally attack the reader or something? also don’t be shy to throw in protective!sidemen into the mix.

have a great day/ night <3

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𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚___𝙆𝙨𝙞 & 𝙎𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

Thank you so much for requesting and a good day/night to you too!! This is my first time writing angst, but I hope yall like it <3. Also the setting might be a little unaccurate, but it helps the story to flow better.

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From the start you had always been anxious about JJ doing boxing. Since it was JJ he put a lot of work into it and became very good. And of course you didn't even doubt that he'll beat Joe Weller. But even considering that, there was something in you that was always worried.

So here you were. Worried about him, again. You forced yourself to fully believe that he'll win, because you couldn't imagine what would happen if he lost to Logan.

Before the night you and the boys decided to go to a party before the big fight day. The others had noticed your worry and hoped that a few drinks and some fun would cheer you up. To be honest it had been ages since you've gone to a party without JJ. He had been quite protective from day one. Eventhough he knew that you could look after yourself, he still found himself always worrying if you were okay and well.

As the black car drove to the destination you sat on the backseat, playing with the hem of your statin mini dress and scolding yourself for being worked up. But soon you were snapped out of your trance. "You okay?" Harry asked you with a concerned expression on his face.

"Yeah, just a little nervous about tomorrow" you chuckled at the boy next to you, trying reassure him. "He'll beat his ass, don't worry" Simon said from the frontseat and you smiled, "I hope you're right Minter".

"We're here" Harry mumbled and you stepped out of the car, only to be met with unwanted cameras. At first you and the guys somehow rushed passed them, but after some time when you went to grab a few drinks they found you again. The paparazzi started asking questions about the fight, who do you think will win and some other overasked questions. You were answering their questions while masking your annoyance with a slight smile untill you heard one of the interviews say, "Jake! Any interesting opinions about the upcoming fight?". After tracing the interviewer's eyes to your right you were suprised to find Jake Paul coming closer to you.

You and Jake had a light history, if you can even call it that. Jake was once asked who was his youtuber celebrity crush and he had answered you. At the time you had a decent sized channel that had just reached 4 million subscribers, but it was still odd to many. Your friends found it really funny though and joked about it quite often. But you thought he was just a douche. So when Ethan joked about it in a sidemen video, you didn't hold back and gave your honest opinion on the spoiled brat. Of course Jake wasn't happy after that and went straight into 'i never liked you anyways you ugly whore' mode. But his hateful comments didn't really bother you since you didn't watch him nor cared about him.

He stepped right next to you and flashed a cocky grin to the cameras. "Well, you all know what I think. I think you should ask KSI's girlfriend that". Your eyes were looking for the others in the crowd, but you couldn't find them. As you didn't know what to say next, anxiety was rising in you. JJ and you were complicated at the moment, there wasn't any relationship confirmed between the two of you or on social media.

"I'm sorry, but I should go and look for the others now" you forced a smile, trying to get out of the situation because you felt as if you'll regret not doing it later. "Come on, Y/N. Don't act like it's a secret that the two of you are fucking" Jake laughed and grabbed your shoulder to prevent you from leaving. You looked into his crazed eyes and realized that he was heavily drunk. But the interviewers were eating up his non-filtered speech, knowing this will get them lots of clicks and views.

"Or does he just use you as a easy fuck. Is that why it hurts to be called his girlfriend?" Trying to get under your skin he moved even closer to you. 'Has he really forgotten that we're being filmed right now?' You thought to yourself. "Just because you treat women like shit doesn't mean that everyone does" you snapped back at him with a stern tone.

As Jake moved back from you his cocky grin turned into angry frown. Suddenly you spotted Josh in the distance and ran to him without any other words to the interviewers. "Gosh, we were looking for you anywhere" Josh said with a face of concern that was fading into slight relief. "Are you alright?" He gently touched your shoulder. Josh always noticed when you got overwhelmed and this time wasn't any different. "Um, just a little overwhelming, but, yeah, it's alright" you answered. "Fuck this place, let's get you back in the car" he started leading you to the car.

"He said what ?!" Tobi's eyes shot wide after you told the guys about what had just happened. "Fucking cunt" Ethan cursed and you just nodded at him as a response. "JJ is not gonna be happy about this" Vik sighed, making Harry let out a sarcastic chuckle, "Yeah, no shit".

The guys were frustrated and you weren't suprised, knowing their protective nature towards you. "I think I'm gonna go and head to sleep now. Good night guys!" You said and started heading to your room. The guys wished you 'good night' and continued talking, but Tobi decided to follow you.

When you were just about to open your door you heard a "Wait" and turned around to see Tobi speedwalking towards you. The man stopped in front of you and opened his mouth to say something, but suddenly nothing came out. Tobi somewhat knew what he wanted to say, yet he didn't know how to word it. "Yeah, he hit a little close home, but I've heard worse from jerks like him" you chuckled to ease your friends concerns.

"Didn't even doubt it from you" Tobi snickered and put a hand on your shoulder. "But...If Jide comes, what do I tell him?" He asked with doubt lacing his voice. "Nahhh, he won't come, he needs to focus on boxing and stuff. But you don't have to worry about it Tobi." you smiled, however Tobi disagreed. "He'll come" he giggled and you did the same, knowing he's right.

You layed on your comfortable hotel bed and relaxed your mind. As your mind was drifting to dreamland you heard knocks on the door. You opened the door and there he was. He shouldn't be here right now and he looked tired, but you were more than happy to see him. JJ stepped in and gave you a slight, yet genuine smile.

There was no escape now. You had to address the topic that you'd been avoiding for a long time. JJ and you loved, acted and fucked as if the two of you were dating, yet it was never actually made official. You hated this, but you you knew that the both of you deserved to know if you guys were lovers, were you just fucking JJ or was it the other way around.

"You look tired" you mumbled, having no idea what to say. "The thing he said. It's not true you know", he ignored your claim. "Nothing he says is" you tried to make the mood a little lighter and earned a little chuckled from the man standing across from you. "But it can always be the other way around." JJ said in unexpectedly vulnerable words and tone. "Well, it's not like that right now", you forced a slight smile.

JJ pursed his lip and took a deep breath, "I love you, I really do. I know we aren't really a thing...,but I-I want you to know that. Shit, umm. I mean, I was thinking if you would like, want to be a something?" He stuttered with uncertainty. You looked into his dark eyes and felt them mirror yours. At that moment you realized that you weren't the only one who had been staying up late, wondering what they're really feeling and crying because the fear of their own emotions is too much.

The tears forming in his eyes reassured you that he was dead serious about this. Yet you had no idea what to do. You loved him and he certainly loved you, but that made this all even harder. The thought of a relationship ruining the pure love was too realistic and happened too often.

A salty tear dropped down your cheek as you felt the emotions inside you burst. You wanted to say that you love him out loud, but that meant a relationship. So how were the 4 words gonna drop from your tongue if the word 'commitment' alone sent chills down your spine.

Silence had dominated the conversation as the both of you stood in the little hallway of your hotel room. But soon enough JJ let out a sigh of relief as you nodded. "I love you too", you said and didn't waste anymore time before locking your lips with his.

When you pulled away, the both of you had the widest smiles on your faces. "I'm still gonna fuck Jake up for that though", JJ giggled. "I'm sure you will" you whispered under your breath and kissed him again.

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#sidemen x reader #sidemen imagine #ksi x reader #ksi imagine #sidemen x platonic!reader #Simon minter x reader #simon minter imagine #zerkaa x reader #ethan payne x reader #vikkstar x reader #tbjzl x reader #sidemen imagines

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sour--disposition · 4 years ago

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Damage Control

harry lewis x fem!reader

This is Part 2 to Bad Girlfriend, which you can find here

You looked down to your phone, rolling your eyes at the name and photo popping up on the screen. “Hello”, you sighed, answering the call and sitting back down on the sofa.

“Y/N…”, Ethan trailed off. “We really need to talk to you. Harry’s really not doing well and we don’t know what else we can do to try and help him”, he told you.

You let your head fall back against the back of the sofa, letting out a deep breath. “I know you hate me and the rest of the boys and Harry, but he needs you”, Ethan begged.

“Where are you?”, you asked heavily.

“We’re all at Harry’s”, Ethan told you. “Thank you”.

Within half an hour, you’d managed to navigate the London traffic that separated both yours and Harry’s apartments. You were still pulling the hoodie over your head when you walked into the lift and hit the button for Harry’s floor. Ethan was waiting for you outside of the front door, arms crossed over his chest as he paced around a small section of the corridor.

“Hey”, he sighed, a small ounce of relief seeming to wash over him.

“Where is he?”, you asked instead of a greeting. Ethan nodded, and motioned for you to follow him into the apartment. As you expected, he led you down to Harry’s room. You passed the living room, where a multitude of shoes and coats had been discarded, and straight into the bedroom where the rest of the Sidemen and Cal congregated.

You got a few looks from some of the boys as you walked through the group and made a beeline for Harry’s bed. “Hey”, you whispered, perching yourself on the side of his bed.

Harry looked up at you, tears immediately filling his eyes. He pulled the duvet up and around his face more, trying to hide his blotchy skin and the dried tear tracks that you’d already noticed. “What’s this about?”, you asked him quietly.

“He won’t speak to us”, Josh said, voice laced with frustration and worry. You nodded at him before turning back to face Harry.

“I can’t help if you don’t speak to me”, you told him.

As much as Harry had hurt you, nothing hurt more than walking away from his front door after returning the cardboard box with his stuff in it. Seeing him like this, as a shell of the person you thought you were going to spend forever with, was crushing.

You rested your palm on the side of Harry’s face, feeling the rough facial hair that had been building up on his cheeks since you’d last left his apartment. “Harry”, you whispered. You left your spot on the side of the bed in favour of kneeling on the floor so you could come face to face with him, chin propped on his mattress. You let a hand rest on his hair, scratching his scalp gently. “Please”.

“I’m so sorry”, he choked suddenly. “I’m so sorry”, he repeated, just as brokenly.

Fresh tears were running down Harry’s cheeks, dampening the pillowcase under his face. “Is that what’s caused this?”, you asked him gently, swooping your thumb down to wipe away a few of his tears. Harry’s nod was barely noticeable. “Will you talk to me about it?”, you asked, voice still just as soft.

Harry’s eyes met yours before darting around the room. You could see when he’d made his decision, recoiling back in on himself. “Tell you what, I’ll bring you a brew and give you a bit and then see how you’re doing”, you suggested, standing up from your spot and turning around to make your way out of the room.

You turned back to the boys, silently urging them out of the room before pulling Harry’s bedroom door shut and walking towards the kitchen to make him the promised cup of tea.

“Shouldn’t someone be in there with him?”, Vik asked.

“No”, you told him simply. “He’s not the best with people anyway but he’ll just be overwhelmed with this many people if he’s this upset”, you explained. As you waited for the kettle to boil, back rested against the kitchen counter, you turned to Cal. “How long has he been like this?”, you asked him.

“I mean, he’s been bad since you left him”, Cal said with a slight edge to his voice. “But he’s been bad since you brought his stuff round”, he sighed.

“Are you saying that this is my fault?”, you asked, voice turning defensive. The six other men in the room stiffened. Cal hadn’t been there for the blowout between you and Harry and you doubted that he’d been informed about anything that was said.

“Maybe this is a conversation for later”, Josh tried to mediate, voice hesitant and wary.

“No, she needs to hear that this is her fault”, Cal defended. “Bog’s in there on his arse because she’s a selfish cow”, he spat.

You scoffed, turning around to busy yourself with making Harry a cup of tea. “Look”, you said, before anyone could step in and cause any arguments. “You can think what you want about me, but I’m just trying to help Harry. If you don’t want me here, I’ll leave”, you told him simply.

Cal was silent after that and stayed out of the way. He refused to look at the others who kept sending him funny looks and he stepped out of your way when you went to take Harry’s drink down to him. Your murmured ‘thank you’ when unacknowledged, but you couldn’t find it within yourself to care.

Harry was in the same position that you’d left him in, bundled up in the duvet staring blankly ahead at the wall. “Here you go”, you said, placing the cup down on the side table, perching on the side of the bed as you did so. Your hand returned to his hair, stroking through the messy, knotty pile of dirty blond. “I’ll come back in a bit, yeah? Drink that and see if you come ‘round a bit”, you told him, letting your hand have one more smooth over his hair before you got up and left.

You paused in the hallway after you’d shut Harry’s door. You let your head lean back against the wall as you tried and failed to fight the tears that had been bubbling just beneath the surface ever since you’d arrived at Harry’s. Seeing him in the state he was in seemed to reopen all the wounds that you’d managed to emergency triage over the last week or so and it ached so deeply that you didn’t know how to cope.

“Y/N?”, a voice asked from down the hallway. You stood up straight as quick as you could, scrubbing the tears off of your face and sniffing unattractively. “Are you okay?”, Josh asked you, coming closer.

“Yeah”, you told him, but your blotchy face and broken voice gave you away instantly.

“Freya told me how hard this has been for you”, Josh whispered, standing in front of you. “I tried to get Ethan to not call you but…”, he trailed off. “I’m so sorry”, he said.

“What for?”, you asked him, running the sleeves of your jumper under your eyes once again.

“Harry told us everything… I hope”, Josh started. “We were all awful to you and we thought we were protecting Harry. You don’t deserve any of that”, he told you.

“Cal clearly doesn’t have that idea”, you laughed sadly. “Me and Harry both kept secrets, we thought it was the best thing for the both of us. If I knew he was this bad…”, you trailed off.

“Come on, there’s a tea for you in here”, Josh said, guiding you towards the living room. He handed you a cup of tea that had been left on the side for you and went to sit down with the rest of the boys. You sat down in the free corner of the sofa, putting your cup down so you could wipe your tears once again.

“Why did you never tell us?”, Simon asked. “How bad he’d got? Why did you let us hate you?”.

“I don’t know”, you told him truthfully. “It was easier, I guess”, you shrugged.

“If we’d have known…”, Tobi started, trying to find the right words. “I don’t know, we’d have done something, though”. Each of the boys looked distressed, seeing Harry the way he was was taking a toll on everyone, but so was finding out the truth after 6 years worth of lies.

“I know that, but I don’t think he did. Or does”, you said sadly. “He’s terrified of disappointing any of you. I was terrified of disappointing him”, you shrugged weakly. “So I did everything I could to make sure that I didn’t”, you admitted.

Talking about it felt like pouring salt in the reopened wounds. “I guess that didn’t work”, you whispered to yourself, but the room was so deathly quiet that you may as well have shouted it.

“What do you mean?”, Ethan asked. “What didn’t work?”.

“Harry’s always deserved better than me, I guess he finally figured that out”, you said, as though it was obvious. 6 of the 7 faces in front of you wore incredulous expressions. “What?”.

“Harry said that he’s always thought you deserved better than him”, Josh told you sadly. “That that’s why he tried to push you away”.

You looked down to the cup in your hands, fingers tapping relentlessly as you tried to process what Josh had just told you without breaking down into floods of tears once again. “I never knew that”, you said, voice cracking around your tears. “I never thought it would end up like this”.

Nobody knew what to say to you. Josh and Simon had an idea from Freya and Talia about how hard this had hit you and you still dropped everything and came running when Ethan told you that Harry needed your help.

“I know I don’t know everything and I probably have no right to even say anything, but it’s painfully obvious that the two of you still love each other”, Josh told you. “You’re the only person he’s interacted with, let alone spoken to, in the last week”, he reminded you.

“What if loving each other isn’t enough?”, you asked brokenly. You could see the pity written across everyone’s face, even Cal’s, but that did nothing to ease the pain that was hacking away at your insides.

It was clear that no one had an answer, so you sat up straight, took a deep breath and wiped your face. “I’ll be back in a bit”, you told them. “I’ll text someone if we need anything”, you promised.

You knocked on Harry’s bedroom door, but didn’t wait for a response before walking in and pushing the door half shut behind you. The mug on his side table was empty but Harry had curled himself back under the covers. He looked to you when you came in, before letting his eyes drift closed. He looked exhausted, but you weren’t surprised if he hadn’t been looking after himself.

“What can I do?”, you asked, sitting down next to Harry. He only shrugged in response, still not opening his eyes. “Harry, this isn’t safe, baby”, you whispered, letting your hand rest on his face again. You watched as Harry leaned into your touch, moving his head slightly so that as much of your skin as possible was touching his.

“I’m sorry”, he whispered again, voice a little less hoarse than before. “I don’t deserve this”.

“That’s not your choice”, you told him. “I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t want to”, you promised him.

“Don’t”, Harry said, voice as harsh as it could be given how weak he was. “I don’t deserve you looking after me again. Don’t lie and tell me you want to be here”, he whispered.

“Okay”, you said. “Sitting here hurts more than walking out the other week”, you admitted. “Because I still love you and seeing you like this is breaking my heart even more than it already is”.

Harry squeezed his eyes shut again, stray tears leaking out of the corners. In a change of plan, you stood up and went to the bathroom, grabbing the comb off of the side of the sink. “Let me know if it hurts”, you told him, before taking a small section of his hair and started working the comb through the very ends, working your way down to the roots.

You sat in the same position, slowly working your way through Harry’s hair, for 20 minutes. You did your best to cause him as little pain as possible, but some of the knots kept snagging on the comb because of how big they were. “Beautiful”, you smiled, putting the comb down on the side before turning back to him.

“Thank you, feels better”, he mumbled.

“I’m glad”, you told him, running your fingers through his, albeit greasy, knot-free hair. “Feel like taking a shower?”, you asked him, knowing Harry would find it hard to resist, especially if he hadn’t showered in a good few days.

“Wanna, but I’m too tired”, Harry murmured.

“Bath?”, you asked him. “I’ll get it running so all you need to do is go sit in there once it’s full”, you offered. You watched as the idea ran through Harry’s mind for a few moments, before he smiled up at you weakly and nodded.

Once you’d set the water running, you wandered back through to Harry’s room, sitting down next to him again. “Things aren’t right without you here”, Harry admitted. “Feels wrong”.

“I know”, you said.

“I wish I didn’t ruin everything”, he whispered.

“Josh said you always thought I deserved better than you, that that’s why you pushed me away”, you told him.

Harry looked confused. “Yeah”, he said, like it was obvious. “You’ve always deserved so much better than I can give you”.

“I always thought you deserved better than me”, you admitted. “How were we together for 6 years and didn’t even cover the basics?”, you scoffed.

“You thought you weren’t enough?”, Harry asked, and you could practically hear his heart breaking even more in his chest.

“You tried to push me away, I did everything I could to make sure I never disappointed you… I guess it was a cycle that just needed breaking”, you said sadly. “Your bath will be ready, go on”, you instructed.

While Harry was in the bath, you dug him out some clothes and a few towels and left them folded up on the sink before returning to his bedroom and finding out a fresh set of bedding.

By the time Harry had dried himself off from the bath and gotten dressed, you’d stripped and remade the bed and shoved the bedding into a laundry basket. “You didn’t have to do this”, Harry told you as soon as he spotted the fresh bedding.

“I know, but I need you to be okay and looking after you is the only way I know to make sure that you’re okay”, you told him honestly.

“Are you okay?”, Harry asked you bluntly, coming to sit on his bed. “Tell me the truth”, he whispered, taking your fingers in his.

“No”, you admitted quietly, eyes trained on your fingers.

“Talk to me”, he said quietly.

“I’m not ready to stop loving you yet but I’m scared that it’s not enough to try and make this work”, you said, eyes burning with brewing tears. “I don’t think I can ever stop loving you”, you croaked, tears finally spilling over and dropping onto your conjoined fingers.

Harry wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you between his legs, tucking your head beneath his chin. He squeezed you tightly as you sobbed unabashedly into his chest. Harry kept his head rested on yours, keeping you cocooned in his frame. It also meant that you wouldn’t be able to see the tears flooding his eyes at the sight of you so broken.

“I know I’ll never be able to stop loving you”, he admitted quietly, lips catching on your hair as he spoke. “I know the second tries have never worked before, but we never actually spoke about what was wrong”, Harry told you.

“Maybe breaking up and getting the whole truth out to everyone was the best thing that could happen for us”, you said weakly. “Well, I say that like you’ve not just had your first shower in a week and I’m not holding things together by a thread”, you snorted.

“I meant what I said”, Harry said suddenly after a few moments of silence. “Things aren’t right when you aren’t in my life. And it’s not just because we’ve been together for 6 years”, he told you. “I mean, like, I’ll see something on twitter and my first thought is that you’d find it funny, and how I nearly started crying in M & S because they were out of your favourite pasta shapes and then I remembered how much you hate M & S so I had to leave before I had a breakdown in the pasta aisle”, Harry said.

“I cried in Asda because I walked past a couple bickering about sushi and whether or not it was nice”, you admitted before laughing through the remnants of your tears as you sat up. “We’ve spoken more today than we have in the last 2 years”, you reminded him.

“Maybe another shot is worth it. You make me too happy to not try”, Harry whispered, resting a hand on your cheek and smiling softly when you leaned into it. “I love you too much not to try”.

Instead of replying, you leaned forward and pressed your lips to Harry’s. “I love you, too”, you whispered against his lips. You kissed him once more before pulling back and smiling at him.

You and Harry walked back out into the living room a few moments later, both still with blotchy faces and drying tear tracks and a few fingers hooked together. Harry ducked his head, a shy smile crossing his face when he saw that everyone was staring at the two of you.

Harry smushed himself into the corner of the sofa and quickly pulled you down to sit in the small space beside him. His arm rested over the back of the sofa, fingers twiddling your hair absentmindedly as you let your head drop to his shoulder tiredly.

“So... you all good, Bog?”, Ethan asked warily.

Harry turned to you briefly, an unmistakable look of bliss settling onto his features when your eyes darted up to meet his. The smile that you gave him pulled all the broken pieces back to the centre and the way you rubbed your cheek sleepily against his shoulder glued them all back together again.

Harry looked back up to Ethan, letting his arm behind your head drop down to cradle your shoulder and hold you to his body.

“Never better, mate”

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multifamdomfan12 · 3 years ago

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Sidemen Masterlist

Fic Recs

Harry Lewis (W2S)

Imagines/Blurbs

Sidemen Assumptions

jj knew, of course he knew. so the only way to make harry admit it is to submit an assumption of his own. only it was to be uploaded on youtube.

Sidemen Awkward Dating

You’re sat minding your own business at the park when a random stranger comes over to meet you. He awkwardly talks to you but you find it cute and endearing, What becomes of this meeting.

Happy place

y/n owns a cafe that harry is a regular in. he keeps her separate from the rest of his life, until he can’t anymore.

Camping

you go camping with his family.

Wedding bells

your wedding day with harry.

Mumma Behz

you meet baby olive for the first time

Sister, Sister

you break the golden sibling rule and date the best friend.

Adventures in Babysitting

olive comes to spend the night

The Roast

harry’s girlfriend is a roaster in The Roast of the Sidemen

The Rekindling

you think it’s worth giving it another go.

Secrets

harry and y/n have been seeing each other for a while, but the secret's out when harry accidentally exposes some very intimate truths

10 MINS OF X AND Y BEING THE CUTEST CHAOTIC COUPLE

a compilation of your and Harry’s best moments as a couple caught on camera

Periods

Blinding lights

harry & y/n get drunk and clingy.

#masterlist #sidemen #sidemen masterlist

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findingjoynweirdstuff · 4 years ago

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Dream SMP Recap (July 9/2021) - NotDream SMP

Ponk comes to Foolish with a special request.

Tommy and Tubbo work on Tommy’s house and a strange new visitor arrives on the server.

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk

Foolish

Tommyinnit

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- Ponk works on the Boom Station and places down signs with instructions along the corridor

- Foolish examines the damage Drista’s pig squad did in Kinoko Kingdom and repairs it

- Ponk calls Foolish as the evil version of himself. Ponk arrives there

- They walk and talk to the tree house, and Ponk breaks some news

Ponk: “You see...I am but a humble servant of this poor world, and you’re a god. Right? Loosely? Well, your godliness is pretty cool, you know? And me being a humble wanderer of this cruel world...it is not my place to take a king’s life, Foolish.”

...

Ponk: “How many kings do you know, Foolish? How many kings?”

Foolish: “I don’t know, is this a trick question?”

Ponk: “I’m pretty sure you know two, alright?”

Foolish: “Wait, who’s the second one?”

Ponk: “Eret and...Sam. You know Sam’s king of the creepers. He wears a crown on his head, do you know that? Apparently he is.”

...

Ponk: “But Foolish...if it comes, a time and a place, would you do that for me? Would you take Sam’s life, yes or no Foolish?”

Foolish: “Well, is there like a good reason for it?”

- Ponk says he’s said enough and goes back down, saying he can get other friends to do it

Foolish: “Is this for the arm? You wanna kill him for the arm? I thought you and Sam were like, best buddies.”

Ponk: “...Best buddies?! BUDDIES?! Are you mad? Are you mad?!”

Ponk: “Foolish, Foolish, if I ripped off your arm and killed you -- he killed me, Foolish! He killed me!”

Foolish: “Oh...did you have it coming?”

Ponk: “I DID NOT HAVE IT COMING, FOOLISH! I DIDN’T! You know what I did? You know what I did, Foolish? I -- it wasn’t even -- ugh, and he did that to prove a point! Now I’m doing this to prove a point, and apparently my point isn’t gonna be proven because you’re not a good friend, Foolish.”

Foolish: “Woah, well don’t you think that’s a lot to ask for? Hey, good friend, let’s go murder someone.”

Ponk: “Well, Foolish, look. You’re not murdering them. You are simply a tool in this revenge plot, Foolish, okay?”

Foolish: “So what would I be doing?”

Ponk: “You’ll have to press a button or swing a sword, Foolish. That is all.”

Foolish: “Press a button or swing a sword.”

- Foolish doesn’t think that sounds too hard. Ponk leads him to the barn

Ponk: “Look, Foolish. Everything will be laid out for you, okay? Everything. Alright? You’ll just have to be there. You’ll have to be there and be square, okay? You know who built this? Come this way, you know who built this?”

Foolish: “Alyssa?”

Ponk: “You know, Alyssa was a good friend of mine. She would have done this for me without asking any questions.”

- They’ve been through so much together, as Batman and Robin, as Holmes and Watson...so if Foolish wants the duo to carry on, he’ll have to help Ponk seek his revenge

- Ponk can’t swing a sword nowadays. She tells Foolish he doesn’t have to help her if she doesn’t want to, but at least he must witness it

Ponk: “We need a witness to prove to the world that this happened, okay? Someone has to write it down in history.”

Foolish: “Do you still -- another question. Do you still have plans for that one thing? On what you want to do with it?”

Ponk: “Foolish, Foolish, Foolish, you see...a good plan comes together, alright? And a good plan master never reveals his plan. It’s all about playing six-dimensional chess. I am ten seconds -- ten seconds ahead of everyone!”

- Ponk asks Foolish to take his helmet off, promising they won’t put a pumpkin on him. They ask Foolish to trust them with a TNT cannon

- They talk about building the tree

Ponk: “When the time comes, can I trust you?”

Foolish: “Mm...you think Sam deserves this?”

Ponk: “Yes. 100%.”

- Foolish says he needs time to think about it before he says yes. The two part ways and Ponk goes to cry in the forest. She’ll ask Niki next

Ponk: “Okay, Foolish...but you’re a god! You’ve killed many people, have you not? You’ve probably had human sacrifices in your lifetime!”

Foolish: “Well -- I -- uh -- I’m gonna go, I’m gonna go now, I’m gonna go now!”

- He leaves the call

- Tommy logs in and sees Puffy’s new house. He promptly tears it down

- Then he rebuilds his own house while talking to chat

- While building the roof, a spider comes over. Tommy is fond of it and names it Shroud. He asks Foolish for a nametag, then Ponk. Ponk is offended at Foolish from the Endermite incident

- Foolish brings over a nametag for Shroud and they get Shroud back to the house

- Tommy finishes the house. Ranboo logs on just to say “cum” and immediately leaves. Then Tubbo logs on and runs over

- Tommy shows Tubbo Shroud

- He decides to go plant some trees around. They head to Las Nevadas to get more and Tommy shows Tubbo how to not be rich. They discuss Mumbo Jumbo, as Tommy claims he is too British

- They return home and fix it up a bit

- Then they decide to destroy Karl’s house. They get rid of the first layer and leave a message saying they’ll get rid of the rest if Karl says he’s using it

- Tommy goes to gather more dirt. Ranboo logs on as the Pringles guy then logs off. They start arguing over Pringles cans

- Ranboo logs in as himself. Tommy and Tubbo start filling in the holes in Tommy’s basement

- They go to get more dirt

- NotDream123 logs on. Tommy and Tubbo go looking for him at Spawn, wondering who he is, but he isn’t there

- Quackity logs on and starts running around Las Nevadas. Foolish is confused

- Tommy and Tubbo bein to run back to the main area when they notice NotDream following after them

Tommy: what’s your name?

???: whats your name

Tommy: tommy?

Tommy: Big Man

???: mine is Tom

- Tommy gets mad and says that his name is Tom, and “Tom” replies that Tommy said his name is Tommy

- Tubbo wants to keep him as a trophy

- Tommy asks what Tom’s interests are. Tom asks what Tommy’s are, and Tommy says “girls,” “Britain” and “dogs”

Tom: Same

- Quackity logs off. Tom likes the Queen as well, and his catchphrase is “POG,” which Tommy is not pleased about

Tubbo: “You’ve got like a little mirror buddy!”

- Tom gets a Discord

Tommy: “He has a stache! I can’t grow a stache!”

Tubbo: “Oh, so maybe he’s the better version!”

Tommy: “No! No!”

Tubbo: “I honestly -- honestly, I can’t even tell you guys apart.”

- Foolish and Ranboo spy on them from afar. Tommy and Tubbo decide to keep Tom for themselves and build “L’Landburg” around Tom to claim him

- Tom joins their call on Discord (his username is “NotDream”). At Tommy’s request, Tubbo goes into the other room to hit Ranboo. Ranboo quits Tubbo’s game and Tubbo disconnects

- Tom knows Dream since Dream whitelisted him. They start walking back to the main area and Tommy asks questions about how Tom joined

- Tom has watched all of Tommy’s streams, even the very first where Tommy joined and got exiled to the snow biome. Tommy presses him on what the very first Hypixel game he played in the first stream was, and Tom says “Skywars,” which he claims is how they say “Bedwars” where he’s from

- Tom is apparently from “Bedskytown.” Tommy pulls Tubbo aside and Tubbo has the idea to put Tom in Tommy’s basement cell

- Tommy reminds Tubbo of the “Tomtract,” which states that Tubbo is only allowed to be friends with one Tom

- Tommy gets Tom and they start walking down the path. Tommy asks Tom if he has a girlfriend. Tom asks if Tommy has a girlfriend and Tommy says yes, so Tom says yes as well

- Tommy accuses Tom of just being Dream. Tommy asks him if he likes smoking. Tom asks if Tommy likes smoking. Tommy says yes and Tom says yes. Tommy then says he doens’t like smoking and Tom doesn’t like it either

Tommy: “What’s your favorite smell?”

Tom: “What’s your favorite smell?”

Tommy: “You first.”

Tom: “Women.”

- They get back to the house and Tommy shows Tom Shroud the spider. Tom breaks a glass block, then grabs an iron chestplate from the chest to wear. Tubbo worries about Tom getting more geared up, but Tommy insists that neither of them wear armor

- Tom puts on some diamond pants and Tommy asks Tubbo to hand him his armor to follow the rules of the Tomtract

- Tom goes into the back room and Tubbo says he’s escaping. Tom asks if he’s a hostage, then asks if Tommy likes Coke. Tommy says yes, so Tom hands him the picture of Coke

- Tommy threatens to fall out with Tubbo if he doesn’t follow the Tomtract, so Tubbo walks away. Tom whispers to Tommy to say something so Tommy shouts to come back, then walks out after into the rain to dramatically ask for the armor. Tubbo cannot argue with a statement like this, so he gives it

- Tommy puts the armor in the chest. Tubbo asks what Tom’s surname is, and Tom says “Simmons”

- Tom runs away while Tommy is explaining his school’s points system and Tubbo tries to chase after him, but Tommy says not to since they should make a good impression. Instead, the two return to filling in dirt

- Tommy turns around and abruptly comes face to face with Tom

- Tommy asks Tom some more questions about why Dream added him and what his purpose is

Tom: “What’s your purpose?”

Tubbo: “To find happiness and eternal bliss.”

Tommy: “...To get bitches.”

- Tom’s purpose is the same. Tommy scolds him because one should not call women “bitches.” Tom agrees with that as well

- Tommy brainstorms fun opinions for Tom to agree with. He likes the Sidemen and thinks they make the best vlogs. He thinks KSI is the best YouTuber and everything he does is incredible. He thinks George is really ugly (Tom pauses, then leaves the game)

- Tom comes back, Tommy repeats it, and Tom pauses for a long time before saying he agrees. Dream would never say that, and Tom is not Dream

- Tom begs for food, so Tommy eventually gives him some after leaving for some time

- Tommy says that the Manhunts are faked and Tom agrees, but he would have to ask his friend Detective Dream. Tommy and Tubbo are confused at why there are so many and ask to speak with Detective Dream

- Tubbo suspects that Dream may be able to clone himself

- Detective Dream arrives and Tubbo wants to interrogate him. Tubbo changes to his inspector outfit and Tommy changes into his suit

- Detective Dream’s first name is “Detective” and his surname is “Dream.” His parents are Mom Dream and Dad Dream. Tubbo concludes the case and decides that Det. Dream is official

- Tubbo looks Det. Dream in the eyes and gets him to say that he is a real detective. If that is true, Tubbo says, Detective would have laser eyes. Detective uses his laser eyes while looking at Tubbo’s face and Tubbo’s eyes get messed up

- Detective gets killed by Tubbo’s dog

- Detective knows about Dream and he has inside info on him that he can’t share

- “Drinnit” is Tommy’s detective name. He has been working on this case for fifty years

- After some more detective talk, Detective leaves. Tubbo tells Tommy he plans to kill Tom, as there can only be one

- NotDream comes back, this time dressed in a duck onesie. He is “John” now, and Tommy does not approve of the onesie

- Connor logs on

- John has a confession: He is actually just Tom. In fact, Detective Dream was also Tom! Tom heard Tubbo say he was going to kill him, so he created John, as he thought that Tubbo wouldn’t be able to kill something so cute. Tubbo says he didn’t mean it

- Connor asks Foolish for help getting back home

- Tom traps Tubbo and Tommy in a box. He does not have Creative mode

- Tommy asks Tom if he is good or evil. Tom says he is good and changes out of the duck onesie

- Tommy asks Tom what he thinks of destroying Karl’s house, and Tom approves as a third party. They watch Tom take down the house

- Connor arrives back home and starts building across from Tommy’s house. They VC him and Connor asks where his house went. Tommy tells him it was for tax purposes

- Tom dies by magic after Tubbo shoots him in midair

- Tommy tells Connor he can’t build on his land. Tom, Connor, Tommy and Tubbo chat about subscriber comments

- Connor starts building his house in front of Tommy’s bench and Tommy doesn’t approve of it blocking his view and destroys it

- Tom asks for food again. The server might be going through a bit of a famine

- Tommy continues filling in the basement and decides to form a Not Funny Club with Tom. They start telling jokes about YouTube

- Tommy gets the idea to do some standup: Minecraft Comedian vs. 3 Hecklers

- Tom gets hungry and takes Tommy’s God Apple to eat, but Tubbo shoots and kills him before can. Tubbo says Tom still has one canon life left though

- They walk down to the theatre stage by the Community House. Tubbo evolves

- Tommy does comedy up on the stage while Connor, Tubbo and Tom heckle from the audience. All of Tommy’s jokes are just pickup lines

- Tommy gets booed off the stage and next up is Tom, who tries but quickly gives up

- Tubbo is up next. He starts reading out information about tax legislation. Tommy starts taking notes

- Then, it’s Connor’s turn. He tries to play off of the audience

- It’s always canonically Tuesday on the Dream SMP

- Connor gives up and Tubbo goes up to keep reading the tax information. Tommy goes up to make it a comedy duo

- Tubbo starts selling his cryptocurrency known as “Piss and Shit, Screw the Children Coin”

- Tommy leaves to speak with Tom by the Community House. Tom says he’ll be back. Tom looks at the poster

Tom: “Look at this. ‘Bee does science’ ...This is groundbreaking!”

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Upcoming events remain the same.

#dream smp #dream smp recaps #long posts #early one tonight ayy

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