#sid incorrect quotes

[helinwillain]

Someone: the main thing you learned from your mother?

Walter: how to respect women

Lance: How to teat women

Marcy: How to girlboss

Killian: ACAB

[elvencantation]

SID as screenshot quotes i found in my downloads folder

zhao yunlan:

shen wei:

da qing:

zhu hong:

lin jing:

xiao guo:

ye zun:

[torukmaktoskxawng]

"Why do you fantasize about fictional blue aliens and not real people?"

Me:

[hidingoutbackstage]

Tucker: I'm ambidextrous Caboose: Good for you, Tucker, love whoever you want to

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Snafu, pointing at Sledge: What the fuck is that?

Sid: A Marine.

Snafu: I know its a fuckin baby, what's it doin here?

Sid: I said MARINE. though. baby is fairly accurate too.

Sledge: SID!

[incorrectwwfquotes]

1-2-3 kid: being sid's boyfriend is so strange

1-2-3 kid: he'll say the sweetest things that will almost make me bawl like a baby and then immediately say something absolutely fucking insane

1-2-3 kid: the other day he said i'm prettier than the aurora borealis and no one has ever said something so sweet to me

1-2-3 kid: and then immediately after he was trying to pick up a snake to show me because he thought i'd find it cute

1-2-3 kid: it was a fucking cottonmouth

[incorrectslipknotquotes]

Kidnapper: We have your DJ.

Corey: Sid? Sid Wilson?

Kidnapper: Yes.

Corey: Good luck with that.

[nevrevrshppn]

More bandits shenanigans incorrect quotes:

[lime-bucket]

Joey:why are you smiling?

Clown:what? Cant i just be happy?

Corey: Sid tripped and fell into the parking lot...

[bitchapalooza]

(Little) Star: *is on a child leash, he points to a shiny rock*

Sid: Oh yeah. Pretty rock, ain’t it?

Star: *he picks it up and puts it in his pocket*

Sid: I’m sure this won’t become a problem.

(Some time later)

Naigus, putting laundry in the washer: Uh… Hey, Sid? Why is there a bunch of rocks in Black*Star’s shorts?

Sid: I was powerless to stop him…

Naigus: W-what…?

[ilovettrpgs]

Podcast: Time sensitive question how flirt boy. Lucky: Throw rocks at he. Lars: Hot Dogs. Trevor: Kill him. Podcast: Thanks guys.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Helga: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical of you guys.

Arnold: Slight?

Sid: A bit?

Gerald: Tendency?

[ihugmomo]

teething(?)

shawn: why is sid chewing on a baby teether toy?

jim: he kept biting and gnawing on one of his transformers figures, so we gave him it so he wouldn't tear it apart.

sid: -aggressively gnawing on the teether, growling softly-

shawn: it looks like he's gonna tear that apart too..

[incorrect-blue-bloods]

Danny: that was my sarcastic voice

Gormley: you know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice

Danny: I’ve been told that

[padfoot0216]

Freya - Do I look nice?

Sid - You look like you’re about to kill someone.

Freya - Perfect.

[void-botanist]

Incorrect Quotes: more AOM

I couldn't not take @ink-flavored's open tag for this.

Rules: Use this link to generate some incorrect quotes for your characters!

A proper intro to Sid's Ensaum friends Palmyra and Colin is coming soon but for now enjoy them in incorrect quotes:

Palmyra: How would you like your coffee? Sid: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Palmyra, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Palmyra: Sid is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Colin's mom: Here you go, Blondie, a nice hot cup of coffee! Colin: It's cold. Colin's mom: A nice cup of coffee. Colin: It's horrible! Colin's mom: Cup of coffee. Colin: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Colin's mom: C U P.

Colin: We can't lose. Because we have this. [points to their chest] Palmyra: We have heart? Colin: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

Colin: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. Sid: Please never become a surgeon.

Colin: [is wearing silk pants] How does this look? Sid: Like it slips on and off really easily. Colin: Sid: No, I didn't mean it like that- Palmyra: We know what you meant.

Sid: I'm having problems with a guy… Avis: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

Sid: Mom, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Emma: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

Emma: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. Sid: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Emma: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Emma: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. Donovan: That is not something you actually have installed. Emma: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

Avis, to Sid: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

Bonus:

Leon, to Avis: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable. Avis: … Leon: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

I'll tag @kudzucataclysm, @writernopal, and @outpost51 plus anyone else who wants to join in!