#incorrect quotes tag

[5ivebyfive]

Trimberly (and other Rangers) Incorrect Quotes:

[mysticstarlightduck]

Incorrect Quotes Tag #2

Thanks for the tag, @the-golden-comet (here)! I'll go with the cast of Supernova Initiative for this one!

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SUPERNOVA INITIATIVE

Jack (looking in the mirror): Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Jack: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Cassie: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Jack: Ominous positivity.

(*after crash landing in that frozen moon*) Kye: Shut it Artemis, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends. Artemis: Lets survive this together! Kye: I HOPE YOU DIE. (helps him anyways)

Lyorna: Now, Jack, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay? Jasper: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

Aleks: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Noctus: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Aleks: ... Fuck you.

Cassie: Can I go to the pool? Deimos: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free. Cassie: No, can I go by myself? Deimos: You don’t want to go with me? Cassie: I would if you didn't just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests! Deimos: (defensive) It’s the only way to establish dominance!

Kye: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Also Kye: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Cassie: HELP! I TOLD MY BROTHER I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Meridian, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?!

Pax: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Ethean (seriously concerned with his little brother): Kid, you’re too young to have enemies. Pax: Oh you sweet summer child, you don’t even know.

Elysia: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Gabi: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Well, fucking say that next time!

Lyorna: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Noctus, turning to Aleks: How tall are you?

The Director: What is wrong with you? Jack: Many, many things... Jack: And most of them are your fucking fault.

Kye: Wait- Your arresting me because I'm a homo?! A random Khosmonian Officer: ... Attemped Homicide. You tried to kill your own mother. Kye: THAT FUCKER AIN'T MY MOTHER - SHE WAS BARELY A DNA DONOR - (gets dragged away screaming)

Jack: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Deimos, rushing in: Jack! Meridian tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken! Jack: I withdraw my statement.

Lyorna: Where are your parents? Elysia: What are parents? Lyorna: Well...That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Pax: Ow! Ethean: What’s wrong? Pax: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Ethean: Oh. It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Vesper: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Tarah: How has life been treating you lately? Eos: Horribly.

Tagging (gently): @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin,

@oh-no-another-idea, @littleladymab, @winterandwords, @eccaiia,

@the-letterbox-archives, @illarian-rambling @agirlandherquill, @anoelleart,

@ray-writes-n-shit @writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @topazadine

@forthesanityofstorytellers, @finickyfelix

@cauliflowermaterial @thepeculiarbird,

@clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, and OPEN TAG

Taglist for Supernova Initiative below the cut! 🌠

Supernova Initiative Taglist (-/+): @ray-writes-n-shit, @sarandipitywrites, @smol-feralgremlin, @kaylinalexanderbooks,

@diabolical-blue @oh-no-another-idea

@cakeinthevoid, @clairelsonao3,

@thepeculiarbird

@the-golden-comet, @urnumber1star, @ominous-feychild, @anyablackwood, @amaiguri,

@lyutenw @finickyfelix

@elshells, @thecomfywriter

[oh-no-another-idea]

Incorrect Quotes tag

Thanks for the tags, @willtheweaver and @mysticstarlightduck! Let's play around with the Bent Nails crew, so we might get more acquainted :)

Rules: use this generator and share some quotes with us! 🍧

Michael: And what do I get out of this? Sutton: I will give you a dollar. Michael: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar! Sutton: How bout two dollars? Michael: You got yourself a deal.

Jacob: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

Angela: When I was your age- Michael, mocking Angela: When I was your height. Angela: Angela: Listen here you little shit-

Michael: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Nick: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? Michael: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

Angela: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look? Nick: Like its slips on and off really easily. Angela: Nick: No, I didn't mean it like that- Michael: We know what you meant.

Jacob: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes. Sutton: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood. Jacob: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

Sutton: Am I in trouble? Nick: Take a guess. Sutton: No? Nick: Take another guess.

Michael: Can you be serious for five minutes? Jacob: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Sutton: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Michael: Sutton: Michael: ...Please, go back to bed.

Gentle tags for anyone who sees this, and also @indecentpause @revenantlore @zmwrites @eccaiia and @sleepy-night-child <3

[the-inkwell-variable]

incorrect quotes tag

thank you for the tag, @theink-stainedfolk!

i am using the link provided here and i'll be using my characters from from matcha to murder, which i just finished! yay!

Amara: I won a new phone in a race. Rinarv: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Amara? Amara: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

Rasman: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

Rose: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house. Amara: You’re an American treasure.

Rinarv: How do you tell someone their breath stinks? Cilia: Hey, I'm bored, let's drink mouthwash.

Hendryk: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

Rasman: Have I ever told you that you cook well? Silenna: Awww, no, you haven't! Rasman: So why do you keep cooking?

This was fun! I got to see a bunch of characters interacting that don't interact in the book, and now I NEED them to interact IMMEDIATELY.

Tagging @the-golden-comet - @drchenquill - @dauntlesssdemiigod - open tag!

[vsnotresponding]

incorrect quotes tag

more old tags from the wonderful @seastarblue :]

Rules are to use this generator with your characters!

p:n has recently been on my mind because i've been thinking about the ending and so doing this was a welcome change in mood

sirio: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid! sirio: I’m actually very good at mathematics. sirio: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

actual canon

sirio, talking about enzo: Is this a friend of yours, marte? marte: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

also actual canon

marte: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. sirio: Being a fish. marte: Well, shit.

marte: You know what’s funny about sirio? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

scratch that probably he 100% does

ceres: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? ceres: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

marte: I am convinced sirio and enzo share a brain cell. ceres: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

sirio and enzo are literally geniuses but when they are together their genius often cancels each other

ceres: I just heard marte call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

fun fact they do have a dog (it's sirio's) his name is black jack he's a stray mutt that wandered into their bunker

tagging @walkman-cat @my-cursed-prince and @indoorghost + open tag

[orions-quill]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Thanks @honeybewrites and @leahnardo-da-veggie for the tag!

Rules: generate some incorrect quotes for your OCs (you can use the incorrect quote generator here)

These will be from Project Time and the secret project c: Just feeding Honey with some crumbs lol

Azin, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Blake: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Azin: Ohhhh- Ryo: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Azin: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Ryo: Hey, Blake? I need advice. Blake: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

Ryo: I couldn't do this without you, Azin. Azin: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

Azin: Did Blake just tell me they loved me for the first time? Ryo: Yeah, they did. Azin: And did I just do finger guns back? Ryo: Yeah, you did.

Ellie: We are gathered here today because someone- glares at Kevin's coffin -couldn’t stay alive!

Alex, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Nora: Well, Gabriel, is there anything you would like to say to Alex? Gabriel: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Matt: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Gabriel: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

[cherrybombfangirlwrites]

Incorrect Quotes Tag - Ships Edition

tagged by: @winterandwords

tagging: Open Tag and soft tagging @italiangothicwriteblr | @lyralit | @writingamongther0ses | @did-i-do-this-write | @circa-specturgia | @theeccentricraven | @blue-kyber | @ladywithalamp | @aalinaaaaaa | @friendlyneighborhood-writer (if you would like to play!)

Quote Generator~

I'm doing Asher and Damian from TCIO because I want to talk about them more (chaotic superhero x chekov's civillian boyfriends my beloved). Someone take this quote generator away from me there's too many for these two XD.

Suggestive content and swearing below!

Asher: You have to apologize to them Damian. Damian: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Asher: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Damian is? Because Damian is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Asher: What are you in the mood for? Damian: World domination. Asher: That's a bit ambitious. Damian: You are my world. Asher: Aww... Damian: Asher: Damian: Asher: OH.

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Asher: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Damian: Are you a software update? because not right now.

[anyablackwood]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Thanks for the tag, @mysticstarlightduck! Gonna give this one to Asteria Heights, lol.

Aven: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? Nina: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

Kai: What's worse than heartbreak? Nina: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Meg: Waking up in the morning. Aven: Waking up.

Meg: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch. Aven: What changed your mind? Meg: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

Aven: I didn't drink that much last night. Meg: You were flirting with Nina. Aven: So what? She's my girlfriend. Meg: You asked if she was single. Meg: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

Aine: Dammit, you ruin everything! Meg: You're welcome.

Townsperson: talking about Aine’s funeral You do know we’re burying a great person today! Meg, shocked: Did someone else die?

Gently tagging: @fayeiswriting, @cypriathus, @bunnymermaidwrites, and anyone else who wants in!

[crimsonscloud]

Wade: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the others? Robert: You don't need any help from me.

[winterandwords]

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game - Ships Edition

Thanks to @oh-no-another-idea for the tag! Here's the Quote Generator and let's go with Rafe and Gillen from Bridge From Ashes...

Rafe: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Gillen: AS ENEMIES?! Rafe:

Gillen: Fight me! Rafe: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* Rafe: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Gillen: I want to kiss you. Rafe, not paying attention: What? Gillen: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

Tagging @andromedaexists, @calicohyde and @cherrybombfangirlwrites if you'd like to do it, with an open tag for anyone else who wants to join in 💜

[pluppsauthor]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Rules: Use this site to generate some incorrect quotes :)

I was going to wait to do a bunch of tags in a few days, but I went to the website and... these are WAY too funny not to do now. Thanks to @illarian-rambling for the tag. ❤

Np tagging @kaylinalexanderbooks, @mk-writes-stuff, @diabolical-blue,

@nixwithapen, @somethingclevermahogony, @paeliae-occasionally, and the ever present open tag!

I tagged a few peeps I don't think I have before, sorry if this isn't what you normally do, much love to all of you! ❤

Quotes Below:

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Dusk: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Zenith: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Dusk: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Kyr, recording: This is so cute.

Dusk: Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?

Yun: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Yun: It's me.

David, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Vis: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Vis: ... Vis: It's perfume.

Kai (Hellfire): You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container. Akita: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Kasi: Truth or dare? Rain: Truth. Kasi: How many hours have you slept this week? Rain: ... Rain: Dare. Kasi: Go to sleep. Rain: I don't like this game.

Dusk: You know, you were right. Dawn: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

Kyr, about a fight between Dusk and Dawn: It scares me how many knives were involved. Ino: There… weren’t any knives involved though? Kyr: That’s what scares me.

Dusk: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Reven: Killed without hesitation.

David: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Kai (Hellfire) rushing in: David! Akita tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Kyr: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Dusk: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Kyr: ... Dusk: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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That's all for now, this was a lot of fun. There were a lot I sorted through that were hilarious but I just didn't have any character with the right vibes y'know?

[5ivebyfive]

Kim: Happy April Fool’s Day!

Trini, points: Oh Kim! What’s that?

Kim: Wha?

Trini, shoves Kim in the closet and locks it: You can’t be trusted today! It’s for your own good!

[mysticstarlightduck]

✦ Incorrect Quotes Tag! ✦

Let's go with the main cast from my urban fantasy WIP Crash Stardom! for this one (:

Rules: Use this generator to get incorrect quotes for your characters!

Randall: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Tristan: You know there are other ways to say you want fast food. Randall: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Tristan: *sigh* What do you want? Randall: Fish nuggets please.

Beck: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Fabian: Spear. Beck: BLOCKED.

Arden: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? Noah: Um, make lemonade? Arden: No. They squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

Dassian: That's ridiculous, Arden doesn't have a crush on me. Tristan: Yes they do. Fabian: Yes they do. Arden: Yes I do.

Randall: Tristan and I are no longer friends. Tristan: RANDALL THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Noah: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

Seth, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?! Fabian, flipping through a cookbook as fast as they can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

Tristan (to Sinclair): I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you goddamn demon.

Arden: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. 13 year old!Fabian: Heck. Arden: You're on thin fucking ice. Arden: Oh no--

Beck: *closes a cabinet* *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* Aspen: What was that? Beck: The sound of someone else's problem.

The MCs: So I have made the decision to trust you. Seth: A horrible decision, really.

Kit: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Tristan: Somebody kill me nowwwww. Noah: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

Arden, talking to Dominic: With all due respect, which is none…

Tristan: Randall, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Randall: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Fabian: I couldn't do this without you, Kit. Kit: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course

Dassian: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once? Juniper: How does it WALK?? Dassian: Dassian: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

Chion & Noah: *Playing video games* Tristan: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Chion: *silence* Noah: *silence* Tristan, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Noah & Chion, in shame: Yeah...

Fabian: I have a problem. Arden: Kill it. Fabian: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

Aspen: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! Tristan: KILL IT! SMASH IT! Derya: BURN IT! Randall: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! Dassian: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

Beck: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Tristan: The afterlife, I guess.

Kit, teaching Juniper to drive: Okay, you're driving and then Dassian and Seth walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Juniper: Oh, definitely Seth. I could never hurt Dassian. Kit, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Noah: While I'm gone, you're in charge, Tristan. Tristan: Yes! Noah, whispering to Randall: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad. Randall: Obviously.

Tristan: Oh, fiddlesticks. Arden: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Tagging (gently): @sleepy-night-child, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin, @oh-no-another-idea, @littleladymab,

@winterandwords, @eccaiia, @sarahlizziewrites, @illarian-rambling

@agirlandherquill, @anoelleart, @ray-writes-n-shit

@writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @forthesanityofstorytellers, @finickyfelix

@i-can-even-burn-salad, @cakeinthevoid,

@lassiesandiego, @thepeculiarbird, @clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams

@wyked-ao3 and OPEN TAG

[oh-no-another-idea]

Incorrect Quotes tag!

Thanks for this tag, @winglesswriter :) I thought we'd play with Bent Nails characters since I don't think I've ever done this one for them?

Sutton: We have a problem. Michael: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them. Nick: We're having a baby. Michael: Oh, congradu- Angela, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here. Michael: I give up. I am so tired. Nick: Get the emergency supply! Sutton: *carries Jacob and places him in front of Michael* Jacob: *smiles* Michael: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO Sutton: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Pussy. Sutton: “I’m not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward. Sutton: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall give me the gun bitch. Jacob: So, are you two friends? Sutton: Yes. Michael: No. Sutton: And now for a gay update with Jacob and Michael. Jacob: Getting gayer. Sutton: Thank you, Jacob.

Ugh, you can just have too much fun with these ;) I'll tag @space-writes @aalinaaaaaa @mysticstarlightduck @willtheweaver and @eli-writes-sometimes <3 Generator link

[bunnymermaidwrites]

Incorrect quotes tag!!!

Thank you, thank you, @anyablackwood ! I always wanted to do this!!!

Adél : Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Pre story:

*Bendegúz sneezes*

Endre : Bendegúz , are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Ákos sneezes*

Endre : Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

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Adél : What are you planning to do?

Bendegúz : Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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Ákos: Why do people always say "mess around and find out" like it's a bad thing? I love finding out! It's one of my favorite things!

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Adél : I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under

(Bendegúz: Adél, you're literally a princess)

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Adél : Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Bendegúz : Let me copy your homework.

Adél : I was gonna copy yours.

Bendegúz : Well, shit.

Adél : Guess I'm not doing it.

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Bendegúz : *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Adél : I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Bendegúz : *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Adél : Yes?

Bendegúz : We’re in too deep.

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Ákos : Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Bendegúz : Bet you I can!

Adél : *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Ákos : I will send my army to attack!

Ákos : *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Endre , looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Odette : Well, that's you.

Endre : Me?! Is that what I look like?

Odette : You don't know?

Endre : Busy day.

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Bendegúz : What state do you live in?

Adél : Constant anxiety.

Odette : Denial.

Endre : Perfection.

Ákos : NEW YORK!

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Adél : How are you so calm?!

Endre : I’ve passed beyond “stressed”, beyond “hysteria”, into the gray misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.

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Adél , singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Bendegúz : A family.

Endre : A better love life.

Odette : Mental stability.

Ákos : *clueless* Bagels?

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Endre : It is 6:09 .

Endre : I am wondering why I’m still alive.

Endre : Send Wendy’s.

Ákos : The whole restaurant?!

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Endre : I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Tagging: @illarian-rambling and @thecomfywriter if you want (no pressure ❤️)

[forthesanityofstorytellers]

Incorrect Quotes Tag!

This tag game brought to you by the letter M for @mysticstarlightduck (Here!)

Rules: use this incorrect quotes generator to come up with incorrect quotes for your OCs!

Oh so Gently Tagging: @vacantgodling @fire-but-ashes-too @skyderman @cat-esper @bloodlessheirbyjacques

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(Doing Rod/Alyssa/Kashi/Layla for this)

Rod: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?” Alyssa: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

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Kashi: So, what are we doing? Layla: Wasting our lives. Kashi: I meant for lunch…

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Alyssa: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Rod: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box. Rod: That’s a trash can.

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Kashi: Last week, Rod tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

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Rod: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

(Some of these are easily accurate, and especially this last one for Rod LOL)