#incorrect quotes tag

[5ivebyfive]

Trimberly (and other Rangers) Incorrect Quotes:

[mysticstarlightduck]

Incorrect Quotes Tag #2

Thanks for the tag, @the-golden-comet (here)! I'll go with the cast of Supernova Initiative for this one!

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SUPERNOVA INITIATIVE

Jack (looking in the mirror): Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Jack: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Cassie: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Jack: Ominous positivity.

(*after crash landing in that frozen moon*) Kye: Shut it Artemis, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends. Artemis: Lets survive this together! Kye: I HOPE YOU DIE. (helps him anyways)

Lyorna: Now, Jack, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay? Jasper: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

Aleks: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Noctus: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Aleks: ... Fuck you.

Cassie: Can I go to the pool? Deimos: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free. Cassie: No, can I go by myself? Deimos: You don’t want to go with me? Cassie: I would if you didn't just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests! Deimos: (defensive) It’s the only way to establish dominance!

Kye: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Also Kye: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Cassie: HELP! I TOLD MY BROTHER I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Meridian, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?!

Pax: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Ethean (seriously concerned with his little brother): Kid, you’re too young to have enemies. Pax: Oh you sweet summer child, you don’t even know.

Elysia: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Gabi: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Well, fucking say that next time!

Lyorna: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Noctus, turning to Aleks: How tall are you?

The Director: What is wrong with you? Jack: Many, many things... Jack: And most of them are your fucking fault.

Kye: Wait- Your arresting me because I'm a homo?! A random Khosmonian Officer: ... Attemped Homicide. You tried to kill your own mother. Kye: THAT FUCKER AIN'T MY MOTHER - SHE WAS BARELY A DNA DONOR - (gets dragged away screaming)

Jack: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Deimos, rushing in: Jack! Meridian tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken! Jack: I withdraw my statement.

Lyorna: Where are your parents? Elysia: What are parents? Lyorna: Well...That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Pax: Ow! Ethean: What’s wrong? Pax: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Ethean: Oh. It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Vesper: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Tarah: How has life been treating you lately? Eos: Horribly.

Tagging (gently): @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin,

@oh-no-another-idea, @littleladymab, @winterandwords, @eccaiia,

@the-letterbox-archives, @illarian-rambling @agirlandherquill, @anoelleart,

@ray-writes-n-shit @writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @topazadine

@forthesanityofstorytellers, @finickyfelix

@cauliflowermaterial @thepeculiarbird,

@clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, and OPEN TAG

Taglist for Supernova Initiative below the cut! 🌠

Supernova Initiative Taglist (-/+): @ray-writes-n-shit, @sarandipitywrites, @smol-feralgremlin, @kaylinalexanderbooks,

@diabolical-blue @oh-no-another-idea

@cakeinthevoid, @clairelsonao3,

@thepeculiarbird

@the-golden-comet, @urnumber1star, @ominous-feychild, @anyablackwood, @amaiguri,

@lyutenw @finickyfelix

@elshells, @thecomfywriter

[oh-no-another-idea]

Incorrect Quotes tag

Thanks for the tags, @willtheweaver and @mysticstarlightduck! Let's play around with the Bent Nails crew, so we might get more acquainted :)

Rules: use this generator and share some quotes with us! 🍧

Michael: And what do I get out of this? Sutton: I will give you a dollar. Michael: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar! Sutton: How bout two dollars? Michael: You got yourself a deal.

Jacob: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

Angela: When I was your age- Michael, mocking Angela: When I was your height. Angela: Angela: Listen here you little shit-

Michael: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Nick: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? Michael: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

Angela: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look? Nick: Like its slips on and off really easily. Angela: Nick: No, I didn't mean it like that- Michael: We know what you meant.

Jacob: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes. Sutton: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood. Jacob: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

Sutton: Am I in trouble? Nick: Take a guess. Sutton: No? Nick: Take another guess.

Michael: Can you be serious for five minutes? Jacob: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Sutton: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Michael: Sutton: Michael: ...Please, go back to bed.

Gentle tags for anyone who sees this, and also @indecentpause @revenantlore @zmwrites @eccaiia and @sleepy-night-child <3

[orions-quill]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Thanks @honeybewrites and @leahnardo-da-veggie for the tag!

Rules: generate some incorrect quotes for your OCs (you can use the incorrect quote generator here)

These will be from Project Time and the secret project c: Just feeding Honey with some crumbs lol

Azin, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Blake: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Azin: Ohhhh- Ryo: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Azin: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Ryo: Hey, Blake? I need advice. Blake: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

Ryo: I couldn't do this without you, Azin. Azin: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

Azin: Did Blake just tell me they loved me for the first time? Ryo: Yeah, they did. Azin: And did I just do finger guns back? Ryo: Yeah, you did.

Ellie: We are gathered here today because someone- glares at Kevin's coffin -couldn’t stay alive!

Alex, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Nora: Well, Gabriel, is there anything you would like to say to Alex? Gabriel: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Matt: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Gabriel: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

[cherrybombfangirlwrites]

Incorrect Quotes Tag - Ships Edition

tagged by: @winterandwords

tagging: Open Tag and soft tagging @italiangothicwriteblr | @lyralit | @writingamongther0ses | @did-i-do-this-write | @circa-specturgia | @theeccentricraven | @blue-kyber | @ladywithalamp | @aalinaaaaaa | @friendlyneighborhood-writer (if you would like to play!)

Quote Generator~

I'm doing Asher and Damian from TCIO because I want to talk about them more (chaotic superhero x chekov's civillian boyfriends my beloved). Someone take this quote generator away from me there's too many for these two XD.

Suggestive content and swearing below!

Asher: You have to apologize to them Damian. Damian: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Asher: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Damian is? Because Damian is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Asher: What are you in the mood for? Damian: World domination. Asher: That's a bit ambitious. Damian: You are my world. Asher: Aww... Damian: Asher: Damian: Asher: OH.

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Asher: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Damian: Are you a software update? because not right now.

[anyablackwood]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Thanks for the tag, @mysticstarlightduck! Gonna give this one to Asteria Heights, lol.

Aven: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? Nina: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

Kai: What's worse than heartbreak? Nina: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Meg: Waking up in the morning. Aven: Waking up.

Meg: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch. Aven: What changed your mind? Meg: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

Aven: I didn't drink that much last night. Meg: You were flirting with Nina. Aven: So what? She's my girlfriend. Meg: You asked if she was single. Meg: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

Aine: Dammit, you ruin everything! Meg: You're welcome.

Townsperson: talking about Aine’s funeral You do know we’re burying a great person today! Meg, shocked: Did someone else die?

Gently tagging: @fayeiswriting, @cypriathus, @bunnymermaidwrites, and anyone else who wants in!

[crimsonscloud]

Wade: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the others? Robert: You don't need any help from me.

[winterandwords]

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game - Ships Edition

Thanks to @oh-no-another-idea for the tag! Here's the Quote Generator and let's go with Rafe and Gillen from Bridge From Ashes...

Rafe: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Gillen: AS ENEMIES?! Rafe:

Gillen: Fight me! Rafe: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* Rafe: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Gillen: I want to kiss you. Rafe, not paying attention: What? Gillen: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

Tagging @andromedaexists, @calicohyde and @cherrybombfangirlwrites if you'd like to do it, with an open tag for anyone else who wants to join in 💜

[phoenixradiant]

Kelovir Incorrect Quotes

My thanks to @paeliae-occasionally for the tag! IQ generator here. Let's get right into it!

Lycoris, looking at Maiph: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

Cellic: So I have made the decision to trust you. Kar: A horrible decision, really.

Narra: Is… Is that meant to be on fire? Lutian: No… not really. Narra: Are you going to do something about it? Lutian: Hm… nah.

Radiaten: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Narra. Narra: I hate myself. Radiaten: Alright, square up.

Lycoris, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! silence Lycoris: ****, y’all depressed as ****! Maiph: You didn’t clap either- Lycoris: SHUT UP!

Lutian: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Kar: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Kar: Alright, listen up you little ****s. Kar: Not you Lutian. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Narra, shooing Cellic away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

Alright, that's probably enough for now. Tagging... Let's see... @agirlandherquill, @willtheweaver, and @elizaellwrites!

[sam-glade]

Incorrect Quote Tag

I'm taking advantage of @nopoodles open tag here.

And tagging: @elshells @writernopal @captain-kraken @autumnalwalker @tisiphonewolfe @flock-from-the-void. Also, open tag.

Rules: use this generator to make some incorrect quotes with your characters.

Varré: Why do you keep a diary?! Erya: To keep secrets from my computer.

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Anthea: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Lissan: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Lissan: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. Ianim: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Varré: What’s it like being tall? Marta: Is it nice? Erya: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Anthea: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Varré, to Anthea: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Gullin: You saved me! Why? Erya: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

[5ivebyfive]

Kim: Happy April Fool’s Day!

Trini, points: Oh Kim! What’s that?

Kim: Wha?

Trini, shoves Kim in the closet and locks it: You can’t be trusted today! It’s for your own good!

[mysticstarlightduck]

Incorrect Quote Tag Game!

Thank you so much for the ask, @thelovelymachinery (here)! I'll go with some of the cast from Supernova Initiative, Scrapyard Boys and What Lurks In The Hollow for this one let's goooo!

Rules: Use this quote generation to generate quotes for your characters, you can edit the generator to make it fit what kind of quotes you'd prefer and remember to rate the quote.

SCRAPYARD BOYS

Riley: What’s your favorite color? Adahm: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Riley: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Adahm: My favorite color is green. Taylen, eating chips and watching the exchange: (absolute wheezing)

Gwyn: Adrien! This soup is flaccid! Adrien, on the verge of angry tears: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Jordan: Pardon the intrusion, but- Valen: On this moment or just my life in general?

Quince: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Quince is such a nice person, Quince is so happy-go-lucky! Quince can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? I CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, I AM in a bad mood.

Saoirse: Adahm doesn’t look very happy. Taylen, shrugs, smiling: That's his happy. He just has a resting bitch face.

Valen: You saved me! Why? Adahm: People would think I murdered you if I didn't. Valen: That's not reassuring. Adahm: It's not supposed to be - I still might kill you. Emily: Let's change the subject!

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Damon: Which one? I have seven. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Damon: Which one? I have seven. Rhys, distantly: HEY!!!

Adahm: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Kiren: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Max: Wasps? Jordan: Terriers? Adahm: Nah. Taylen.

Valen: Hold the fuck up. Kiren: Excuse me? Valen: I said hold the fuck up. Kiren: [...] ? Valen: I’m the fuck up, hold me back.

Saoirse: It’s the gift that keeps giving! Kay: It’s the flower that keeps blooming! Valen: It’s the boat that keeps sailing! Adahm, feral: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

SUPERNOVA INITIATIVE

Artemis: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. Orion, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

Orion: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Dyma: Aren't you forgetting something? Orion: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Dyma's forehead before running out.* Dyma: No, pay your bills! Damn, who raised you?

Deimos: We'll talk about this later. Cassie: Fine, I won’t be listening.

Meridian: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Vesper: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

Artemis: Heyyy Kye, how’s your… drink?? Kye: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee. Artemis: You sure?? *Mischievously looks to coffee maker* Kye: *Concernedly looks to coffee maker* *Cement sitting beside the coffee maker* Kye:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead. Jack (bursts into the room): How the fuck didn't you TASTE that something was off??! Holy fuck are you okay?! Artemis: *Wheezes like a broken tea kettle*

Ethean: Yo dumbass, get over here. Pax: Okay- Meridian: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming! Pax, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass... Ethean: You're knucklehead

Kidnapper: I have your sibling Orion: What? I don't have a sibling... Kidnapper: ... Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Orion: Oh my stars, you have Gabi, I'm so sorry. Welp, good luck! Kidnapper: Wait, what -?! (phone call cuts to the kidnapper's anguished screams as Gabi guts them)

Noctus: Look, I hate to say ‘I told you so’— Aleks: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

Vesper, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Cassie, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Kye, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Jack, appalled: Yeah, call the exorcist.

Aleks: Do even you know the ABCs of first aid? Orion: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Pax: Holy shit, Ethean, do you know what this means?! Ethean: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

Orion: *pitches a plan idea* Dyma, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Jack, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

WHAT LURKS IN THE HOLLOW

*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.* Zach: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.* Zach: *Finds tortilla chips.* Dylan, to Amy, on the verge of frustrated tears: See, he knows what we're here for. He knows what he's doing. Be more like him. Make a goddamn decision, Amy!

Amy: Christmas lights? Zach: Check. Amy: Thermos of hot cocoa? Indie: Check. Amy: Santa suits? Conner: Check. Amy: Shovel? Christine: Check. Amy: Alibi and bail money? Dylan: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Mayor Whitaker (bloodied knife in hand): Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! Zach (tied up but unimpressed): That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

Amy: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes. Dylan, angrily stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

Christine: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Dylan? Dylan: No. Maeve: I do! Christine: I know, Maeve. Maeve: I’m sad. Christine, sighing: I know, Maeve.

Dylan: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Dylan: AMY IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Dylan: ZACH GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T ! Zach & Amy, watching in ✨ sheer confusion ✨: .... Dylan, running around: THE CHAIRS NEED TO BE PUSHED IN, THERE CANNOT BE ANY SIGN OF L I V I N G IN THIS HOUSE ---

Zach: Are you drunk? Savvy, words sluggish: Only on the spirit of Christmas! Amy: And the spirit of whisky apparently.

Amy: We need a plan to beat them. Christine: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. The entire group, appalled: Christine: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Liam: I have a problem. Kev's ghost: Kill it. Liam: Dude, I know you're dead but can you chill for like, two seconds? Kev: No.

Amy: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Amy: And I started thinking. Amy; Like, it was just trying to get food. Amy; What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Dylan: ... Are you ok?

Conner: What do you have? Ethan: A KNIFE! Conner: NO!

Indie: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Erin: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Indie: Mean.

Amy: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Christine: Six? I only got three! Zach: You guys got sleep? Dylan, comes stumbling out of his room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: ... What year is it??

Christine, in the middle of the cursed woods: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Christine: Oh, look! A butterfly! *it was not, in fact, a butterfly*

Liam: So... This is my full potential? Kev's Ghost: Yes, if you don't change. Liam: So, then it's... Kev's Ghost: All downhill from here, kid. Liam: Like Toby. Kev's Ghost: I do not know what this Toby is. But it sounds disappointing.

Dylan, still in his pajamas: How did you even get in here?! Charlie: Amy's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Charlie's door"! Amy: I’m closing the window.

Tagging (gently): @sleepy-night-child, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin, @oh-no-another-idea, @littleladymab,

@winterandwords, @eccaiia, @sarahlizziewrites, @illarian-rambling

@agirlandherquill, @anoelleart, @ray-writes-n-shit

@writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @forthesanityofstorytellers, @finickyfelix

@i-can-even-burn-salad, @cakeinthevoid,

@thelovelymachinery, @an-indecisive-nerd, @thepeculiarbird, @clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams

@wyked-ao3 and OPEN TAG

[pluppsauthor]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Rules: Use this site to generate some incorrect quotes :)

I was going to wait to do a bunch of tags in a few days, but I went to the website and... these are WAY too funny not to do now. Thanks to @illarian-rambling for the tag. ❤

Np tagging @kaylinalexanderbooks, @mk-writes-stuff, @diabolical-blue,

@nixwithapen, @somethingclevermahogony, @paeliae-occasionally, and the ever present open tag!

I tagged a few peeps I don't think I have before, sorry if this isn't what you normally do, much love to all of you! ❤

Quotes Below:

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Dusk: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Zenith: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Dusk: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Kyr, recording: This is so cute.

Dusk: Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?

Yun: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Yun: It's me.

David, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Vis: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Vis: ... Vis: It's perfume.

Kai (Hellfire): You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container. Akita: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Kasi: Truth or dare? Rain: Truth. Kasi: How many hours have you slept this week? Rain: ... Rain: Dare. Kasi: Go to sleep. Rain: I don't like this game.

Dusk: You know, you were right. Dawn: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

Kyr, about a fight between Dusk and Dawn: It scares me how many knives were involved. Ino: There… weren’t any knives involved though? Kyr: That’s what scares me.

Dusk: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Reven: Killed without hesitation.

David: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Kai (Hellfire) rushing in: David! Akita tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Kyr: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Dusk: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Kyr: ... Dusk: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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That's all for now, this was a lot of fun. There were a lot I sorted through that were hilarious but I just didn't have any character with the right vibes y'know?

[bunnymermaidwrites]

Incorrect quotes tag!!!

Thank you, thank you, @anyablackwood ! I always wanted to do this!!!

Adél : Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Pre story:

*Bendegúz sneezes*

Endre : Bendegúz , are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Ákos sneezes*

Endre : Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

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Adél : What are you planning to do?

Bendegúz : Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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Ákos: Why do people always say "mess around and find out" like it's a bad thing? I love finding out! It's one of my favorite things!

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Adél : I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under

(Bendegúz: Adél, you're literally a princess)

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Adél : Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Bendegúz : Let me copy your homework.

Adél : I was gonna copy yours.

Bendegúz : Well, shit.

Adél : Guess I'm not doing it.

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Bendegúz : *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Adél : I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Bendegúz : *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Adél : Yes?

Bendegúz : We’re in too deep.

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Ákos : Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Bendegúz : Bet you I can!

Adél : *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Ákos : I will send my army to attack!

Ákos : *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Endre , looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Odette : Well, that's you.

Endre : Me?! Is that what I look like?

Odette : You don't know?

Endre : Busy day.

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Bendegúz : What state do you live in?

Adél : Constant anxiety.

Odette : Denial.

Endre : Perfection.

Ákos : NEW YORK!

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Adél : How are you so calm?!

Endre : I’ve passed beyond “stressed”, beyond “hysteria”, into the gray misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.

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Adél , singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Bendegúz : A family.

Endre : A better love life.

Odette : Mental stability.

Ákos : *clueless* Bagels?

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Endre : It is 6:09 .

Endre : I am wondering why I’m still alive.

Endre : Send Wendy’s.

Ákos : The whole restaurant?!

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Endre : I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

Tagging: @illarian-rambling and @thecomfywriter if you want (no pressure ❤���)

[forthesanityofstorytellers]

Incorrect Quotes Tag!

This tag game brought to you by the letter M for @mysticstarlightduck (Here!)

Rules: use this incorrect quotes generator to come up with incorrect quotes for your OCs!

Oh so Gently Tagging: @vacantgodling @fire-but-ashes-too @skyderman @cat-esper @bloodlessheirbyjacques

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(Doing Rod/Alyssa/Kashi/Layla for this)

Rod: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?” Alyssa: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

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Kashi: So, what are we doing? Layla: Wasting our lives. Kashi: I meant for lunch…

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Alyssa: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Rod: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box. Rod: That’s a trash can.

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Kashi: Last week, Rod tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

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Rod: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

(Some of these are easily accurate, and especially this last one for Rod LOL)

[kitty-is-writing]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Not tagged, but I've seen this going around and it looks fun, so here we go! I did a few with the characters from the Dragonmage series and a few with the Lost Tribes characters.

generator if you also want to play

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Tanwen: What was that?

Soris: My shirt fell.

Tanwen: It sounded a lot heavier than that.

Ember: He was in it.

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Caiara: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Soris: Yeah-

Ember: *kicks in the door*

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Tanwen: The floor is lava!

Enkarini: *helps Ustin onto the counter*

Soris: *kicks Caiara off the sofa*

Caiara: *lays on the floor*

Tanwen: ...Are you okay?

Caiara: No.

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Caiara: One time I went to hand Enkarini a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.”

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Remlik: Kandrina...

Kandrina: Oh no, 'Kandrina' in B flat.

Kandrina: You're disappointed.

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Braklarn, to Remlika: If you see Wordarla, give her this message *makes a neutral face*

Braklarn: She'll know what it means.

*later*

Remlika: oh, and Braklarn said to give you a message.

Remlika: *makes a neutral face*

Wordarla: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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Nerlarina: We all have our demons.

Wordarla, grabbing Remlika: This one’s mine!

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Remlik, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Tagging @rhiannonhgarrard , @eli-t-spoon , @kaylinalexanderbooks and open tag for whoever else wants to play!