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subtle reminder that hualian is a religion. they need to be prayed to everyday. did you pray to them today? no? well that's why you've been so down on luck lately. go pray smh
#do it im not joking here#shut your eyes#you can't be still reading this if you're eyes are closed close em#hualian#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mxtx#hualian is a religion#hua cheng#xie lian
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Being a fictive is so weird like
You literally know someone in such intimate detail but also extremely not
Like you're my stepdad but also you're him from when he was 12 and doesn't remember me like shit is wild man
#this might just be me#i've been going through it#if you know me no you don’t#shut your eyes#shut your mouth#look away#everything's gone to shit#i mean#might as well tag the fandom#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#⛈️#fictive#also i know how being a fictive is don't come at me im just having a hard time and i miss my dad so stfu and let me cope
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Shut your eyes and think of somewhere Somewhere cold and caked in snow By the fire, we break the quiet Learn to wear each other well
Shut Your Eyes, Snow Patrol
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Snow Patrol- Shut your Eyes
One of my favorite bands
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Simon who's an attention whore. You cooking? So he's clinging on to your neck, grabbing away that spatula and kissing you giddy. You on work ? So he's leaning against the wall, brooding and whining and mewing. You out with your friends? He's sending that Little scratch he got, captioned with, “need kissies now”, he lowkey wants your fuckin' attention all the damn time and he's so shameless about it.
#RAMBLING!!!!!!#but he's a bbg and you can't tell me otherwise#I don't know he's like always wanting your eyes on him#he's trying so so so hard#Simon doesn't care if you're married for 9 years he's like that 14 year old guy who's listening to your music to impress#he's that guy !!! he's like “You see that idiot ? he doesn't deserve you.” while you roll your eyes and mutter#Simon we married shut up#cod simon ghost riley#ghost call of duty#call of duty#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost fluff#simon ghost x you#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost smut#simon my beloved#folkloregurl fics🪩
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dead-easy prophecy to make about the future:
self-driving cars are going to get good enough to become legal. at some point. i dunno when; there's been overpromising and hype cycles about it for like a decade now- but at some point it gets there.
they're going to kill someone every single day. every single day, a self-driving car will make a mistake and someone will die as a result. it will be in the news constantly- we're going to call them, like, "slaughter machines", and talk about how the self-driving car business is run by literal blood money.
and this is going to happen even if they're ten times safer than human drivers and actively saving lives.
in just the US, there's 100+ vehicle fatalities per day. if 10% of the cars on the road are self-driving and they're 10x safer than human drivers, there's going to be 1+ fatalities per day. every single one of them is going to make the news. some of them are going to be photogenic children. everyone is going to have a story to tell about a friend of a friend whose friend died in a self-driving crash. it'll be common knowledge! everyone knows that these things are incredibly unsafe, and that getting into one is highly irresponsible.
(we know this will happen because it's already happening! everyone knows that Teslas are shitty cars that spontaneously catch fire all the time, even though there's ~43k annual vehicular fires in the US, and 1% of the cars on the road are Teslas, so you should expect ~430 annual Tesla fires but there's actually like 50-something. 50-something is enough for something new that people already hate to be in the news every single week! they got that nasty musk all over them- and self-driving cars are definitely going to have that nasty musk all over them.)
i don't have any illusions that making a tumblr post about this is going to stop this from happening, but know that once it does start happening i will be shaking my head condescendingly about it every time i see it.
#unless the fatality rate actually exceeds the (horrific) human driver fatality rate which will be something to keep an eye on#also this is not to defend teslas unless they stop putting touchscreen controls in them and doing slimy your-car-as-a-service shit#just the fires thing that people won't shut up about because they've never heard of a statistics in their life
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this will never NOT be fucking crazy
#“ronan who could want anyone but chose adam for his hungry eyes” SHUT UP#maggie im at your door#the raven cycle#trc#maggie stiefvater#adam parrish#ronan lynch#pynch#blue lily lily blue
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#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop nature au#fop dev#fop dale#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#art#digital art#comic#The 'Thanks' after all of that makes me so insane Im not even sure I can fully articulate why#I mean. He got what he wanted. Honesty. Thats what you wanted right Dev?#what else do you say to that#He's spent his whole life being sure he knew the answer. That deep DEEP down dale did love him#Have you ever seen that post thats like“I was bawling my eyes out and somebody told me to shut up and I was so taken aback I stopped crying#I think he was so stunned that he just stopped crying.#or like when you get so upset that your feelings turn themselves off to protect you#is that a normal thing that happens to people Erm. anyway#Sorry lol as someone born to parents who.. should not have had me. Writing dale basically admitting as much is actually really cathartic#He shouldnt have had Dev. He doesnt love him. He cant. Dev cant do anything to change it. Its just a fact.#Hes not 1:1 with my parents they tried their best ig but like. their best was still pretty awful child neglect LOL
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i want the whole SEASON of bucktommy
i want buck being wooed - flowers and being taken out and a little protective hand on the small of his back
i want to hear all the soft ways tommy can say evan and the look on buck's face when he does
i want to see them at tommy's karaoke trivia place because holy shit buck would love it (and didnt oliver say that we're getting buck singing this season cause uhhhhh)
i love that this is such a fling, such a happy thing for buck - he is finally feeling that puzzle piece click into place and it is freeing
and i cant wait to see all the small ways we see that play out!!!
let buck be happy challenge 2k24!!!!
#i'll never shut up about this i fear#i am just SO happy to see a happy bi!buck exploring what his feelings mean!!#just getting to be!! and grow!! and flirt and have FUN!!!#god that euphoria when you realize that its okay that you dont have to choose you can just *be*#its so fucking real and i cant believe i get to see it through the eyes of my favorite character#is this?? real life??#fuck me up man#otp: better ways to get your attention#bucktommy#kinkley#tuck#?#evan buckley#tommy kinard#911 spoilers#911 abc#911 on abc#im just so fucking shook i cant believe it#its REAL#em speaks#mine
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just thinking about erik making his house accessible on genosha
all the other mutants wondering why this tall guy made all his furniture low to the ground
they express their concerns about his back
then it all makes sense when he brings charles to live on genosha
“Oh he was just down bad this whole time”
bro looks like an egg. smooth ass dome
#god domestic cherik on genosha has me in a chokehold forreal#erik preparing in advance for his husband to move in#its funny he does this#and then goes ‘your always sorry charles and theres always a speech but nobody cares anymore’#crying i cant use commas in the tags#erik acting nonchalant infront of his friends#bro was about to go kill his stepdaughter#and then later he was just 😁🤗#‘whoops! silly me! wanna get married 😻😻’#GRAHSHSHAH#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#cherik#x men#professor x#magneto#xmen dark phoenix#wish does not shut up#looking at erik in the gif and you can see the amount of love in his eyes#thank you michael fassbender WHAT#charles also down bad he can’t help falling for this man AGAIN
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made them take too big of a hit and after coughing for a minute they whispered “that was too much” while looking at me like a kicked dog. baby i’m seeing red!! blinded by lust!!
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Real talk with sskk reunion, I want Akutagawa to see Atsushi, his eyes widen, and Atsushi awkwardly tries to say "I'm back..." but is interrupted by Akutagawa tackling him in a hug, knocking them both to the ground. He buries his face in Atsushi's neck, and it's the first time we see him cry.
Atsushi sits there in shock for a moment, before relaxing into it and reaching up to run his fingers through Akutagawa's hair, before repeating, softer this time, "I'm back."
#something something Atsushi bringing out the emotions Akutagawa tries to lock away#atsushi whispering ''tadaima'' into akutagawa's hair while he cries is something that can be so personal#akutagawa squeezing his eyes shut‚ willing the tears to stop‚ but he's trembling in atsushi's arms#atsushi presses their foreheads together‚ gently wiping away akutagawa's tears‚ and THEN sskk kiss#asagiri i have it all planned out just let me project the thoughts into your brain#sskk#bsd sskk#shin soukoku#akuatsu#bsd akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd 121#bsd 121.5#etc etc#a.txt
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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