#shut up mar

[mababwion]

Happy Christmas Eve to me and my 89k+ fic and no one else

[puckitupsid]

Halo ❤️ I love your header so much 🥰✨❤️ do you happen to have a post for it? And I love ur blog so much. Hehe xx

Hello! Thank you! Yes, I think I found it from this post:

he’s just so 🫶🏻

[aljenata]

this is all actually illegal in my country

Ngl I think most jobs should be illegal

[mars-hyperfixations]

Best thing ever created in the history of fashion: hibiscus heels

[holographic-mars]

The missile is very tired

(Edit: NOT SHIP ART‼️)

[mababwionarts]

still thriving 🙌🍾🙏🫡🥲💛🐦

I'm thriving.

[autisticphineas]

you ever see a comment so inherently incorrect that you get unexpectedly giddy when someone actually responds with the truth?

[faggotwalkwithme]

s-mart transgender day special

[randanopterix]

Everyone shut the fuck up im concnetrating

[slutnali]

She said don’t touch my hair unless you’re trying to get bopped😭

[celticcatgirl2]

Smh dont be homophobic Rei!!!

[marswasntthere]

The death note disease got me. i love you matt and mello. i love you mellodramattic. they have my whole soul.

[knockoff-conlon]

this newsies vs. cats drama is so fucking ridiculous, can i say?? people, my friends, who are children, getting hate from grown adults for being a little immature over a poll is so fucking stupid.

adult cats fans bullying minor newsies fans is the dumbest thing i have ever seen. you are making children feel bad for not having real world morality and maturity all the time. you're making them feel bad for just being children. you're making them feel bad because them acting like children makes you annoyed. what the fuck is the point.

if you don't like what they're saying. block them. do not spam them with hate and tell them how they're ruining fandom because that's so terrible of you to do. if they have personally offended you because they said "how is newsies losing to cats" BLOCK THEM AND LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE THEY'RE KIDS WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU??

they weren't even that rude. they didn't say "liking cats makes you an awful person" or "cats is so awful, it's the worst musical ever made" or any personal attack on cats fans. with some bad phrasing, they pretty much said "something i perceive as worse than newsies is winning and that makes me upset." BIG WHOOP

you perceive newsies as worse than cats, that's why you voted for cats. we don't all have the same thoughts or ideas or opinions and bullying someone until they cry or leave tumblr or just have their fandom experience ruined is stupid.

my friends are getting the crap bullied out of them because they made a little mistake. you are an adult. it's up to you to move on with your life instead of sending anon hate to FOURTEEN YEAR OLD CHILDREN

THEY. ARE. KIDS.

GET OVER IT

[two-entire-bits]

mar-bit headcanons because I have been consumed <3

Marcia steals his leather jacket all the time. He thinks it's the cutest thing ever

once Two-Bit got jumped and knocked out and Marcia was the first one to find him and he made one of those stupid "holy shit I musta died and gone to heaven cuz there's an angel in front of me" jokes when he woke up and saw her

Marcia's really good at school and especially loves science, but has a hard time understanding new math concepts (although once she gets them down she's off and running) and Two-Bit is surprisingly good at math for some reason (he doesn't try in school but he does put in 0.000001 mL of effort so he can pass and move on to the next level. but only barely) so he explains the concepts to her without making her feel stupid

Marcia knows Two likes blondes and once joked about bleaching her hair and he was horrified at the concept.

Marcia's really good at chess?? Like really good. Two-Bit has no clue how to play and he is too confused by how it works to start learning now.

Marcia LOVES to be carried around by Two ALL THE TIME. She wants to make some dinner? Two-Bit is bridal-style carrying her down the stairs from her room to the kitchen. She wants to get snacks at the movies? Piggy-back ride to the concession stand.

the latter style also gives her an excuse to kiss his head and mess up & play with his hair

She carries an old makeup compact with his favorite hair grease and a comb with her at all times in case of an "emergency" (when she messes up his hair)

He also carries around some of her makeup in his jacket in case she ever forgets it

Marcia WILL kiss his face all over and she WILL get lipstick stains everywhere and he will NOT remove it. absolutely refuses to.

He also will reapply her lipstick for her after such cases

They love doing as much as possible for each other that way, they love just taking care of each other and holding each other and being in love and also being silly about it

THEY'RE THE TYPE OF COUPLE TO DO THAT TWO-STRAWS-ONE-MILKSHAKE THING

He'll also do her nails (traits achieved by having a little sister) and he loves it because he gets to focus on something and they just take turns rambling

He steals stuff for her all the time (she finds it endearing) but the two times he didn't was when he got her a gift for her first birthday after they started dating (she then reassured him he didn't have to spend money on her just because it's a special occasion) and when he got her an engagement ring

He proposed to her at the drive-in (or where it used to be if it closed down)

Marcia and Two-Bit's sister (Tammy (short for Tamara (Two-Bit calls her Tamster))) get along slightly too well for Two's liking. they plot against him

It took Tammy a while to warm up to her but once she did they were an unstoppable force

Marcia will take her out to the mall to try stuff on and have a "girls day" every couple of months but Tammy refuses to let Marcia buy her anything so Marcia will report back to Two and he'll go out and steal things Tammy liked

I don't know if she'd go BUT if she did Marcia would help Tammy get ready for her school formal/homecoming/prom and teach her how to do makeup and Two-Bit literally cannot find the words to thank her enough because Tammy looks so happy and he never could've done that, not because he didn't want to, because he didn't know how, it's the 60's and he's a guy, she's a girl, yeah he's her brother but he has no clue how to make her comfortable in her femininity and such, and it just makes him love Marcia even more

Two-Bit actually learned how to cook a few meals because he felt like he had to give back to Marcia for loving him

He also picks up after himself when he's at her house even though he never does at home because he feels bad

Two-Bit has a big expectation of himself that he has to be happy and active and always moving and keeping up everybody else's spirits all the time that when Marcia does something nice for him or just holds him he's caught so off guard. he needs to be the little spoon sometimes okay.

Like he's so used to taking up space but with her he can just feel small and exist

He loves the gang and is so much more himself around them but he still has a Role and Marcia is on a whole other level of Two-Bit-esque weird that he can like, completely unmask with her once they've been together long enough

Early on he'd do something weird around her without thinking and go like "well, shit." because when he gets to be Too Much Himself it's driven people away in the past but then she finds it funny or endearing or she just doesn't react at all and he falls even more in love with her

It took him a long time to really learn that he didn't owe Marcia anything in exchange for her love

Marcia just wants to hold him sometimes also. In my head her parents are often absent and she doesn't have any siblings, so she'll just touch him or hold onto him a lot to reassure herself he's there and he's not leaving

Marcia will come over to Two-Bit's house sometimes and help make dinner or clean with his mom (they also get along well) or just spend time with all of them and it took them all awhile to not think of it as charity but Marcia just liked feeling like she actually had a family

They have THE most extrapolatory nicknames for each other. It starts off tame but it evolves to the point where their names and the nicknames have barely anything in common

on my dancer Two-Bit bullshit forever Marcia's house has a piano and she'll play music for him to dance to

this man has not missed one of Marcia's barrel races ever. he's there way earlier than he needs to be he stays until she leaves he is the loudest person on the bleachers.

Marcia started watching Mickey Mouse so Two-Bit would have someone to talk to about it

[memeshost]

[amarakaran]

top 3 underrated phineas & ferb songs go (and do NOT say busted or gitchie gitchie goo)