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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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that wasn’t eddie checking out steve it was joseph checking out joe the entire time

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Uh i sure hope there's not

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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

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big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.

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THE TWINSSSS

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Do not. Under any circumstances. Do not even. Do not. Absolutely not. Even if you are in a country with universal healthcare. Even if you are in a hospital right now and have a doctor waiting. No.

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Dudes, I think I watched the wrong movie. I don't remember this scene in The Lord of the Rings. 😐

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Honestly it's my first time in Tumblr and I have no idea how it works, but here's my yaoi art summer mood 👍🌿

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Thinking about an AU where Eddie saves Chrissy but they both end up on the run from Jason Carver and the then-unknown Vecna.

Eddie's so headdeep in a freakout (hes on the news as some sort of satan worshipping kidnapper what the fuck--) he doesn't realize Chrissy has lead them to Steve's until he sees Harringtons double doors and digs his heels in.

Is halfway between ranting and babbling because "What the fuck Chris, what did I do to make you feed me to the wolves directly, I thought you knew--I thought you saw that Im not some fucking bad guy--"

And Chrissy is word vomiting right over him because "Steve isn't like that Eddie I promise of anyone will help its him, he always listens, even when he was kind of an ass and it takes him a minute, he listens--"

They have no idea how loud theyre being until Harrington himself interrupts by awkwardly coughing and asking if they'd like to get inside now, or if they'd rather keep going until one of the neighbors calls the cops.

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“white bread is so bad for you” “potatoes are so bad for you” “rice is so bad for you” you are afraid to LIVE!!!

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.