#shut up gio

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

[thedevilsrain]

im seeing a heavy influx of american politics memes today. what's bopping yankees

[scott-barringerr]

Shut up Gio

[toadtamer]

I haven't made a personal post in here I'm forever.

It's new years, and as much as I want to go into it with new confidence, all I can think is how 2022 took my dog, and how 2023 will be my first year without her in nearly 9 years. A year without her seems hollow already.

[virgothozul]

I don’t talk nearly enough about part5 and Mista. He’s my comfy dummy, bless this lil silly man. (wdym we’re talking about a mafia dude who does t0rtur3 and mur43r for a living)

[reelaround-deactivated05312024]

lonesome organist sith lord rapes page-turner jedi knight, by the dresden dolls

[bikananjarrus]

the high republic authors need to be STOPPED

[d0llfilth]

I'm gonna block you Gio I swear

alexis can girls see unfertilized eggs in their period blood

Erm...you have a girlfriend to ask these things as well you know ☹️☹️ and my name is just Alex gang ☝🏻☝🏻 but no, it's uterine lining not unfertilised eggs

[smoothiecas]

i hate i hate i hate meltdowns

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

defeated laxasia in lies of p and went back to talk to the npcs and uhhhh moodboard lol

[thedevilsrain]

I got a Round Canvas what do I draw

[vindictes]

he likes watching others fucking around and finding out with legendaries.

[timoswerner]

also can aggregator accounts just fuck off constantly trying to start pile ons on certain players. in fact can they just fuck off all together at this point

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

we need to free gio from his parents they’re crazy 😭

https://twitter.com/usmntonly/status/1635347244345085952?s=46&t=DoHrPV9Qtz5mP-wDVZ18TQ

His parents are so ew. I feel bad for him because now everything he does will be linked to his parents

[prettyiwa]

I'M SORRY TO APPEAR OUT OF THE BLUE BUT I REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FANGIRL WITH ABOUT THIS AND I KNOW YOU HATE HIM (affectionate) AS MUCH AS I DO AND AKSJAHAJFA HE DOES NOT DESERVES TO BE THAT HOT

OMG NO CAUSE NUME KILLED ME WITH THAT!!!! NUME POSTED IT AND I SWEAR I WATCHED MY SOUL LEAVE MY BODY AND THE SOUND THAT CAME OUT OF ME WAS UNHOLY. I HAVE NOT RECOVERED OMG! FOR WHY IS HE SO ?????? FOR WHAT??

This is the piece of art that has made me accept his role in my life. I hate it 🥲 My reluctant fave. My enemies-to-lovers story, if you will. The one character who turns me tsundere.

Nume's one of the only accounts I have notifs on and I run when she posts. Full on sprinting.

(also please feel free to pop in out of the blue because i love daiya i can't shut up about it 💜💜💜)

[archangeldyke-all]

@sumilane made this gorgeous art and i wrote a little something for it! i posted it already last night as a reblog but i'm going to make it it's own post so gio can add more art to it!! eeek!!!

men and minors dni

sevika is feeling strangely vulnerable.

it could be the bottle of whiskey the two of you have been sharing this evening. it could be that silco, the one person she knew best in the world, is gone now. it could even be the brat he left behind for her to take care of who's been slowly worming her way into sevika's heart throughout the time spent fixing up her new arm and changing their looks together.

it could just be you, though. the sorta-sad, mostly resigned look in your eye as you lament your relationship woes to sevika.

"i dunno... every time i think i could have something with someone-- not even like, marriage, but y'know-- just someone to share some intimacy with-- something happens and it doesn't work. after a while i just start to think maybe it's not the circumstances that are fucked up 'n maybe it's just me."

"bullshit." sevika spits, shaking her head and quickly refilling her glass with more whiskey. she has to do something with her hands to keep from reaching across the table and shaking your shoulders as she speaks. "y-you're fine. perfect--" she cuts herself off, a furrow in her brow as she glares at her whiskey.

you snort. sevika's adorable when she's tipsy, stumbling over her words and staring into space. fuck. you need to stop rambling about your heartache to the woman you're hopelessly in love with. "i-i'm sorry for dumping this shit on you sev. 's boring and stupid and--"

"no, shut up, it's just--" sevika blinks up at you then curls in on herself in a manner that's almost... shy. she clears her throat and looks away for a moment, almost whispering. "i-i'd marry you."

you blink.

"what?"

"i'm saying you're fuckin' stupid if you think you don't have options." sevika mutters, hunching her shoulders so much she looks small.

you're heart's beating a mile a fucking minute, and you squeak when you bite your tongue to make sure you aren't dreaming. "you said you'd marry me?"

"fuckin'-- obviously only in some hypothetical world where you were into me." sevika shrugs. "but...yeah." she grunts, before reaching out and drowning the whiskey in her glass, muttering a "fuck." under her breath.

you blink a few times, tears spontaneously bubbling up in your vision and a lump forming in your throat. "i was under the impression that i didn't have a shot with you." you whisper.

sevika's eyes fly to yours, wide and shocked. "what the fuck would make you think that?!"

"j-just..." you trail off, gulping again. "you're the most interesting, attractive woman i've ever met, and i am one of about a thousand other fuckin' people in zaun who think so. a-and we've been friends for years and you never said anything..." you trail off as sevika stumbles out of her booth and over to yours, shoving in beside you and cornering you against the wall, clutching your jaw with both of her hands as she stares down at you-- bewildered.

"is this a dream?" she asks.

"i bit my tongue to check-- it's real."

"i-i was serious y'know. i'll take you down to the courthouse tomorrow morning." she says, her voice shaky and sincere.

suddenly, the full reality of the situation hits you, and you burst into laughter. "i-i've been in love with you for years." you admit through giggles. "years!"

sevika starts to giggle too. "m-me too."

"and your fucking haircut is so hot all i've wanted to do for the past two weeks is kiss yo--"

sevika cuts you off with her lips to yours, and you sigh, wrapping your arms around her shoulders.

it's a drunk, sloppy kiss-- years of tension and yearning finally bubbling to the surface as sevika attempts to pin you to the booth.

you have every intention of letting her do just that when she pulls away, grinning down at you.

"you really bit your tongue, didn't you? i can taste the blood in your mouth." she asks.

you nod, clawing at her desprately as you try to get her to kiss you again. sevika grins, swooping in to do just that-- but when she pulls away the second thime with her leps stained with your blood, you gasp. "oh, shit!"

"i tried to tell you." sevika giggles.

"do i need stitches? can you give stitches to a tongue?" you ask.

"this really puts a dent in all my plans." sevika cackles. you snort, and she passes you the bottle. "drink. it'll wash the blood away."

"w-what plans?" you ask as you take a swig.

"the plans i had for your tongue."

you choke, whiskey spraying everywhere as you cackle.

sevika--covered in your spit, blood, and whiskey-- smiles so wide you think her face might crack.

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