#shut up bailey

[dandelionisaks]

thinking about how much i wish the foxhole court was a tv show just so we could have tiktoks of aaron killing drake set to that beat that boy with a bat *smack* audio

[traumaticrehab2]

Hey there! The name is Angel or Bailey, whatever you wanna call me. I’m craving some roleplays after a bit of a hiatus. I’m 18+ so with that in mind I will not roleplay with minors. I’m looking for individuals who enjoy gushing about our ocs as well as making art, and pinterest boards. I value communication more than anything. If I’m going to be gone I will let you know. I also love making friends but it’s not a requirement. I am extremely active so the more online you are the better.

I’m looking for literate to Novella writing and do not write less than 2 paragraphs per reply. I also only do OCXOC

Plots I like: High school romance

2000’s era

80’s, 70’s, 60’s, and 50’s era

Fluff

Angst

Apocalypse 

Horror

Slice of Life

Pregnancy

College romance

Medieval/fantasy

Sci-fi

What I don’t do:

One liners

Erp (exclusively. I’m fine with it in moderation)

MxM (I just do not have the experience. All good with you if you do though.)

Here is my muse list

[baylishh]

My inner child is heartbroken today.

We haven’t celebrated a genuine Christmas since we were very little and even then the joy always got overshadowed by the toxicity.

Now I have friends who I love and admire, and I was hoping that maybe, just maybe someone would invite me so I could share in the joy. I don’t need presents or anything special (I’m just some guy of course), but to be surrounded by a group of people I love and the joy that comes from that…

I suppose it’s more important to focus on the special things, the things I’m grateful for, but it’s hard when I’m depressed and inner child me is too.

Basically, TL;DR: I hope you have a wonderful Holiday and enjoy these moments with the people you love.

[gotskamstuff]

[ravenquingvax]

Laura Bailey as The Matron is so fucking amazing - not my Matron of Ravens, they are very different, but Laura's is still amazing and beautiful and fun

she has an imp in her boobs??

she's possibly bisexual??

she's ambitious and ready to protect herself??

she has boots of haste???

Purvan was her guardian when she was a mortal child??

she's accidentally hilarious when she gets angry??

when she threatens S.I.L.A.H.A in his own tavern???

she's so fascinating

i want to be her friend

[hawklovesskippy]

Matt’s IG post supporting The Shameless Fund | August 7, 2024

[svnnyd4ys]

Grey's Anatomy incorrect quotes even tho most of these characters never fully interacted with each other

Lexie: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Owen: Not again! Lexie: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. Callie: Just wait until you hear about whales. Lexie: What now?

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Mark: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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George: On the count of three, what’s your favourite cake? George & April: One, two, three- George & April: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Mark: Our turn, Derek! One, two, three- Mark: Vanilla! Derek: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

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Jackson: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Cristina: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Richard: If you think I’m playing favourites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally! Richard, earlier: I don’t care for Alex.

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Mark: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Cristina: *looks over at Meredith and Addison* Cristina: Is it “sexual tension”?

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*after discussing a plan* Alex: Does anyone have any questions? April: Is this legal? Alex: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Callie: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Callie: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Callie: Go big or go home.

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Meredith: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate). Alex: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary). Mark: How are you talking like that in real life? Alex: Witchcraft (derogatory).

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Cristina: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Patient: What’s updog? Cristina: Alex! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Kidnapper: I have your partner. Jackson: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Jackson: Oh my god, you have Cristina.

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Jackson: So, are they your friend or... Bailey: They’re like April, but if April was ordered to be around you. Jackson: Oh, so Meredith. Bailey: Precisely!

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Callie: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat. Cristina: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther. Owen: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"* Meredith: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*. Derek: *actual flat-earther.*

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Jackson: Once Cristina thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.

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Meredith: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

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Callie: What’s your favourite colour? Bailey: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Callie: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8ml of sulphuric acid at STP? Bailey: My favourite colour is purple.

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April: Does everyone know their job for today? Arizona: Water the flowers. Callie: Vacuum the carpet. Meredith: Wash the dishes. Alex: Pretend to be a wolverine. April: Close enough.

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Meredith: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for. Meredith: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table* Owen: ...Thanks.

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Derek: You’re jealous. Meredith: Jealous? Derek: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Meredith: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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April: The first time I ever got upset in front of Meredith, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me. Meredith: I was doing both, for your information. Arizona: The first time Meredith hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Callie: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Arizona? Arizona: Derek, easily. Derek, laughing: What the fuck, man. Arizona: Well, Owen would be too easy. They’d probably be into it. Owen, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

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*during a group project* Owen: *does 99% of the work* Jackson: *has no idea what’s going on* Derek: *says they’re gonna help but does not* Callie: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

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Alex: Cristina won’t come out of their room! Meredith: Just tell them I said something. Alex: Like what? Meredith: Anything factually incorrect. Alex, shrugging: If you say so. Cristina, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Callie: Compliment me. Alex: You have eyes. Callie: Yeah, that works.

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Arizona: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Callie? Callie: No. Arizona: I think I speak for Callie when I say it sounds really super.

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Jackson: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have April periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Jackson: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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*Meredith is speaking on the phone* Meredith: Yeah, I'm with Owen. Owen: Im fucking dying- Meredith: Yep, they're okay. Owen: I have a knife in my chest! Meredith: No, they can't talk right now. They're sleeping, sorry. Owen: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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Derek, on the phone: So no head? Derek: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*

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Arizona: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

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Lexie: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

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Alex: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Alex: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Owen: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Bailey: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Bailey: It's me.

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Meredith: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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April: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F... April: ...How did I fail being born?

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[fishwikipedia]

i remember about six months ago when in the car with my brother i started daydreaming about speedball wrestling takeshita in aew and i let out a terrible noise out of pure hypothetical excitement that shocked and agitated him greatly . anyway i WIN

[fonthoura]

Kanthony is so hot that I refuse to acknowledge their problems because them kissing should be legally mandatory.

[rocksandmirrors]

no no guys you don't get it, they're working..... definitely studying......

[darriness]

Imma just leave this here…

[dandelionisaks]

modern au where chrissy gets billy into squishmallows

[samcat18]

Laura bailey continues to be the most ice-cold performer ESPECIALLY at live shows, i love herrrrrrr

[baylishh]

I swear the pile of shit that I’m being dealt keeps getting bigger and bigger and I haven’t wanted to die like this since 2019…

Here’s hoping I finally get something good here soon

[kyuponstories]

I used to be disgusted at the fact that rich women were the exception to ridicule of having babies out of wedlock due to their financial status. Single motherhood is always made adjacent to "being broke". So when a woman is financially stable, people who aren't themselves seem to not care about them not having a husband. It's similar to how folks don't care about rich men being deadbeats, because apparently children needing active father figures in their home suddenly doesn't matter if their wealthy daddies can afford to pay a significant amount of child support.

But the way that the Black community is currently so obsessed w/ tearing down Keke, Halle & Skai, I see that the true exception is being rich and still in a relationship with the child(ren)'s father - regardless of how triflin he may be. I do acknowledge that things would be extremely different if they weren't as public w/ their relationships to begin with (especially the men in these situations bc my gosh have they been embarrassing 🤦🏾‍♀️), but it really sucks to see that women's relationship statuses and our proximity to men in general still matters this much to people.

[themanstateofmind]

I wish I got bitches the way Marisha Ray gets bitches