#shsl gardener

[dr-garden-tourney]

Fangan character submissions are also allowed for Blender Tourney!!

Next Tourney Announcement!!

There's only 2 rounds to go for the Killers' Tourneys, so I was thinking about if I wanted to do another kind of Danganronpa tourney after this. Maybe one for the victims? Or the survivors? Do I even have the time? And then it hit me. Something so ridiculously opinionated and silly, it made for a perfect subject for a tournament between Danganronpa characters. I introduce to you:

Blender Tourney!!! Send in your SHSL Blorbo and I'll put them through a tournament to deserve who gets the blender!!!!

Once the Killers' Tourney ends, I'll close submissions. Until then, get your blorbos loaded in! :D

[beautiful-despair]

𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓸 𝓸𝓯 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝔂

*The TV turns on to show a commercial. You see the silhouette of what you assume to be a beautiful woman, laying on her bed. She speaks to you in a calm and seductive tone.*

???: "Hello there, sweet little cubs of the wild~. Are you tired of your boring day to day life~? Do you feel burnout from a long stressful day of working retail~? Life kicking you in the ass and crotch at the same time~? Well then, allow me to give you the chance to find the perfect paradise for all your woes~." *The lovely maiden snaps her fingers as a lovely sign appears on screen.*

???: "Welcome to Club Despair, where our delightful remnants will do all that we can to help ease your woes~. We take your despair and, to put it in a simple way, convert it all into bliss and pleasure~. And no, it's not through sex, Making that clear now. We're not hookers. ಠ_ಠ" *The screen changes again to show the interior.*

???: "Stop on by and our lovely remnant hostesses will bring you a sense of calm, happiness, relaxation that we know you've long for~. Fufufufu~. Each girl has been training specifically for the sole purpose of making sure that your despair is a thing of the past. Feeling thirsty? Try our large selection of wine drinks that will give you a small buzz in your heart. Try out a wonderful selection of meals prepared by our expert cooking team in the kitchen, where your taste buds will drown in delightful bliss~. Fufufufu. We also have entertainment of the highest caliber and wonderful music of any genre that you may request~. Note that there is a voting system in place, so don't get upset when your pick isn't chosen. Deal with it." *the screen changes show a bunch of beautiful ladies standing across from one another as our mysterious speaker walks down the lane.* "I do hope that our little tour was enough to convince you to drop on by. We are so eager to meet you in person~. Until then, please remember our club's motto~. Tell 'em, girls.~"

Everyone: "Take delight in a Beautiful Despair~!" *They all blow a kiss at the screen while winking at said screen. A big heart appears and pops, showing you the phone number and location of the club. It does look pretty interesting to say the least. Why not check it out?*

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[fanganfessions]

I personally don't like Project Eden's Garden, and I feel like it's trying far too hard to not be Dangan Ronpa to the point that it seems frankly embarassed about having any association with it from its writing and its consistent attempts to try and subvert DR writing, from the characters to even the execution we've seen (that IMO, lacks the kind of "style" canon executions have in an attempt to be far more brutal and drawn out without anything actually interesting to it in an aesthetic sense. It feels gory for the sake of being gory, even moreso than another execution I'd criticize like V3-2) and like it's trying too hard to subvert the series it's inspired by to the point it genuinely doesn't feel all that fun to engage with.

Things like the idea of a character presenting themselves as an "Ultimate Liar" just feel, for lack of a better word, fanfiction-y. A lot of the actual meat of the project feels amateurish to me, likely a result of the project changing hands due to the fallout between the old director and the original writers parting ways due to abuse 3 years ago or so, like old plot points were left behind and people tried to make them work rather than scraping things that I personally think go against his attempts to make its characters more grounded or realistic.

I don't enjoy any of the characters as they are and feel no attachment towards them or their designs, and I think the decision to replace the mascot with a guy in a mask was a poor one in a somewhat misguided attempt to make the game feel more, I dunno, mature? But to me it just comes off as another attempt to distance itself from DR, which the game fails at anyway because the twist of "characters who seem important both die chapter one" is very much a DR-esque move, for example.

There's a lot I could get into, and these are just mismanaged thoughts, but I feel like the project lacks style and any affection for the original series, and also comes off as exceedingly pretentious at times. (I personally hate the orchestral soundtrack, and I feel like something like "here's a real life orchestral composition of our theme" feels a lot like showing off at that point) I also just don't see the project being sustainable, especially with the prediction of it taking another two years for the second chapter.

All in all, though, I just can't enjoy it personally because it comes off as a very generic Fangan dressed up with high production value that people aren't willing to criticize both for fear of being attacked by an honestly rabid fanbase, and because it's definitely the big kid on the block and it can be hard to criticize a fan project being done for free. I just find it to be, well, not that good, and unworthy of the massive amounts of praise it's been receiving, but I'm biased to finding it kind of irritating due to my own personal tastes and the large amounts of praise its been receiving I personally disagree with.

But beyond that, it just feels like it doesn't want to be Dangan Ronpa, and maybe it shouldn't be, and its attempts to distance itself from it while still being clearly derivative of it (SHSL talents, the artstyle, the format) come off as more irritating to me than anything. I just don't think it's that good or the second coming of Dangan Christ or whatever, and it falls into the same trappings I'd criticize pretty much every other Fangan, and even the official series for, but it sticks out even more due to how desperate it is to be not Dangan Ronpa, or more than just Dangan Ronpa. This one just has more budget.

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[shsl-analyzer-guy]

Every so often I remember that the V3 backstory for the Gofer project was to send 16 students into space for the human race to survive the death of the planet. It was a fake story, as we all know, and likely a last minute change on Tsumugi's part because of how Kokichi had taken over the game. And no wonder, looking at the students' talents in game. I could see justifications for, say, the inventor, prime minister, and some of the other art based ones for cultural preservation, but a robot that can't even repopulate? A magician? AN ASSASSIN?

Anyways, I'm curious what kind of SHSL talents you guys would look for if you were building a Gofer project. Imagine people with any kind of talent are willing and at your disposal. Which talents would you look for to ensure the best chance of survival? Which characters would you keep? Personally, my first thought would be to look for an agriculturalist or other gardening talents to keep people fed.

[its-just-hyper]

@nepeta-leijon-official ALRIGHT! SO! DRHF stars fuka toyoda as our ultimate lucky student and main character! (…till he’s… ahaha well-)

We’ve got a full cast (including a monokuma clone named monosune. Her banter with monokuma is that of a ‘wife’… it goes as well as you’d expect)

Rantaro Amami (ignore his hair thing I swear it doesn’t mean anything for Toyoda)

Fuka Toyoda — ultimate lucky student. He’s believed his luck has been nothing but exceptionally awful, always putting him in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe his luck is changing now that he’s been accepted to hopes peak, right?

Kei Keiouma— ultimate forensic scientist. She’s your kyoko, your sidekick ^^

Chinatsu Hara — ultimate pop sensation. She’s supposed to be a subversion of sayaka. She acts as your ‘antagonist’ and attempts murder at least once. (She fails)

Kohaku Bando — Ultimate Rockstar. What Leon should’ve been. Don’t think about the implications of a Makoto, Sayaka, and Leon homage, it doesn’t mean anything I promise (lying)

Toshiba Tone — Ultimate Basketball Player. We tried to fit into danganronpa tropes so here is your Sporty Big Tit Girl Who Miraculously Survived!

Shiori Shishido — Ultimate Veterinarian. Her size is intimidating until you’ve seen her holding a kitten. She’s a sweetheart and would totally wrestle an Aligator for anyone.

Geiichi Takata — Ultimate Playwrite. Short perv except he’s tall. His disrespect and bad behavior definitely won’t bite him in the ass (lying)

Umeko Mita — Ultimate Gardener. Umeko did nothing wrong. I promise. I promise. I promise. A they slash them (literally), umeko hates bullies and loves flowers.

Shinobu Akamine — Ultimate Blacksmith. Tragic lesbian. Strong and quiet and definitely a target of suspicion, with her weaponry and such.

Hikaru Ozawa — Ultimate Dungeon Master. Fast friends with Umeko, Hikaru is convinced that he’s the one controlling the game, getting more and more distressed and needlessly guilty as more people die. Hope no one hears him calling himself the Mastermind, since he quite genuinely isn’t.

Sayuri Kubota — Ultimate Ringleader. The small and cute one ™. Friends with Shiori over their love of animals (although everyone loves Shiori), totally not just himiko wearing blue ⸝⸝==‘⸝⸝

Hanzo Tsutsumi — Ultimate ‘Motorcyclist’ ashamed of his true talent (shsl janitor) he keeps his distance and tries to act cool. Whhhat, the hidden talent character ™ isn’t a protag? Who could’ve guessed. Huh.

Masuyo Hamamoto — Ultimate Chessmaster. Tragic lesbian part 2. She’s literally so cool and smart and selfless. Only good things happen to the smart and selfless ones, remember sakura? :)

Yuto Nakono— Ultimate Stand-up Comedian. His biting jokes usually get a laugh, even if they can be kind of mean. Of course, he doesn’t really know where to stop, even when lines are crossed. He gets along very well with umeko because of this. (Lying). Good thing umeko did nothing wrong (also lying).

Tatsuki Aoyama — Ultimate Lumberjack. Monokuma let him keep his axe to encourage murder, if not by him than of him for being a threat. He’s chill and would probably help you study for midterms, even though he wouldn’t understand any of it.

Oh yeah here’s some sprites in varying levels of completion, mostly done by @th3ratk1ng . We have all the chapters mostly planned out, also

(Pictured: Kohaku, Shinobu, Chinatsu (her hair is an edgeworth reference, yes) and Umeko)

Oh yeah and this lol

[thegreenshota]

Hi this is the person offering to make the monokubs game. I went through your posts to see what your personal canon is for the characters (And Kurokuma and Shirokuma) so I can be accurate but I didn't find much. Can you tell me more about all of them? I also saw a post with some IDs, but they were kinda small. Do you have IDs for them? Because I can incorporate those.

oh! about personal canon! okay sure i previously wrote short character analyses so that people could understand better, but the original was originally in Russian and I will simply put it through a translator (many letters) .･ﾟﾟ･(／ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･.

monotaro, aka izamu arai monokabs do not remember their father as well as motherkuma, which is why he does not hold a personal grudge against his father, but, as a ninja whose code is to protect his clan, his attitude towards his father is similar to the views of fumiko izamu is a very active child and has been one since birth, unlike his twin, fumayo, with whom he is the complete opposite a typical ninja fan who decided to delve into the philosophy of these warriors and went too far in this so much so that he awakened in himself a desire to revive the art of the ninja, or to be more precise, to regenerate it in order to create something new on the ruins of the old

valor, honor, complete dedication to his task and not a little stupidity and naivety - a brief description of a young ninja he did not throw words around just like that, but was constantly engaged in training, both physical and spiritual his hyperactivity found application in the art of ninja - this turn of events motherkuma did not expect, giving monotaro to the sports club, but is very glad that brother found a comfortable path for himself obviously, shsl ninja

the previously mentioned twin brother, aka fumayo arai, aka monosuke while his twin was running and jumping on the playground, the boy was immersed in books, but he was fascinated not by artistic or scientific, but by financial literacy most likely, the aspect of a constant hole in the family budget influenced the young man so much that he himself decided to find out how all this works in your business and quickly began to receive not only pleasure, but also real profit various types of services at school for a fee, from homework to spreading rumors - all this to monosuke of course, he was not engaged in dirty deeds - he did not touch any of these aspects, he just surrounded himself with people capable of doing all this an intellectual, overly cultured and having the habits of an aristocrat motherkuma did not lose when she entrusted the financial aspect of her start-up business to the hands of fumayo shsl banker

netsumi arai, aka monophanie

the only girl among the younger generation and this did not embarrass her in any way, probably exclusively thanks to the always nearby fumiko, who was not only a mentor for her sister, but also her best friend since childhood, monophanie adored flowers, which she surrounded herself with as much as possible and noticing this, motherkuma decided to help develop this interest into talent and knowledge so slowly but surely netsumi became a florist who knew both the scientific aspect of flowers and the creative approach to creating bouquets very cheerful and incredibly frivolous monophanie only seems stupid and very incompetent in appearance, but in fact she is a very empathetic person, feeling other people's problems and is ready to be there to support in difficult times for all family members, it was this pink flower that helped them not to lose heart and not give up as was previously mentioned, monophanie loves her sister very much, one might even say more, than her brothers, so she unconsciously adopted not only from her character but also from her appearance a lot from the motherkuma

shsl gardener

kayoshi arai, aka monodam his life fully justifies the phrase: "you have to sacrifice something to find something new", and, unfortunately, he gave too much in order to become what he is at the moment a genius of his family, who, unlike others, did not need to reveal his potential in something specific, because a photographic memory, quick assimilation of knowledge, musical ear and a predisposition to learning languages ​​- all this made the boy a prodigy there was not a single one in his environment or in the family who could beat him at chess when he was only 10 fumiko saw in her younger brother only a sign from above that all their troubles would be solved thanks to such a young supermind but everything changed in one day. cheerful and proud of his skills monodam will forever remain in the memory of those who know him

once on a trip, in which motherkuma accompanied monodam to another competition like "the smartest" there was an accident in which the bus went off the road and crashed as soon as motherkuma regained consciousness, she first of all ran to check on her little brother, but she saw a terrible picture by the feel of a person from such wounds not only not alive, but he can no longer even be called a person - lacerations and open fractures were both on his legs and arms. it was difficult to say what other wounds he had, because kayoshi's whole body was covered in blood rescuers arrived very quickly and took the still living boy to the hospital along with his sister, who only prayed all the time that kayoshi would survive, because at that moment she felt a sense of guilt for what she had done as never before. her worries about the life of her family member were so strong that she didn't even notice that she had suffered in this accident too, she had one whole eye left monodam lay in a coma for a year despite the fact that they were able to put it back together. in what sense? literally. his body was so destroyed that his limbs would never work, but thanks to new techniques they were able to replace the non-working part of his body with mechanical implants he even stopped looking like that boy outwardly but fumiko didn't think of giving up and was ready to fight for her brother's life until the very last day of her own life. fortunately, her efforts bore fruit and one day he woke up emotionless and dead inside, monodam no longer felt joy in its true manifestation, food no longer had taste, the world no longer had colors only hatred and wild resentment towards this unfair world mechanical chips were installed in the damaged brain, which allowed monodam to save his knowledge and even directly upload new ones, but, obviously, from that moment on he was no longer a genius from birth, but only a living example of how far medicine has advanced now in the eyes of society he is not a genius, but a living computing machine, having all this knowledge only thanks to doctors monodam was very disappointed with this news, but not more so than the fact that he can no longer even be called a man he was ready to kill, chop, cut, do a bunch of other brutal things to people, because he harbored hatred for all living things, blaming the earth on which he walks for the situation he is in now, but there was only one thing that allowed monodama to keep his sanity - his older sister, who was always by his side. even when this event happened to him does he blame fumiko for what happened? no, because it was she who gave him that happy childhood that was taken away from kayoshi shsl cyborg, former potential shsl prodigy

teruo arai, aka monokid everything is monumentally simpler with him than with any of the previously described cheerful, wild, the life of the party, even though he is a guest in all companies, number one from the end, whom everyone wants to see the youngest of the five monokubs, although you can't tell by his appearance. well, what can I say, miracles happen thanks to puberty since childhood, his soul lay in music and fumiko supported this passion as best she could, which led to a musical career teruo's rebellious and marginal image, coupled with his brilliant playing, was quickly able to attract a lot of attention, and after the release of his first album, written by him independently at the age of 16, he made it clear to everyone - soon the world will see the shine of a new world star shsl guitarist

the amazing arai family has yet to highlight its youngest talent, who can rightfully be called kanaye arai, aka nanokuma his young age should not deceive you, because the boy's intellect is developed far ahead of his biological age living hand in hand with his wild family since childhood, kanaye adopted the experience of each of them, because in the case of nanokuma, the entire young generation from izamu to teruo, including, of course, fumiko, was involved in his upbringing the boy admired the magic of cinema all his life and always wanted to adopt this knowledge, so from an early age he learned how to use a camera, lighting in the frame and setting the frame. in addition to filming, the guy spent his free evenings creating all sorts of scripts for his short films, in which his siblings were the main actors surprisingly, but in character, nanokuma took more from his mother than monokubs, just like motherkuma, so when these five failed rangers give out cringe again, fumiko and kanaye catch the facepalm together preparatory course of the shsl director

one day, a not very conscientious person, whose name is erased from the family tree, being the definition of a black spot in history, started a family and produced a decent number of children he loved his daughter immensely, as well as his wife, but how it really was - only he himself can answer after a while, he abandoned the family, left his mother with pennies in her hands, and did not even say goodbye to his daughter the problem was that by that time he abandoned not only two girls, but also the other six children, who were so small that they could not even speak fumiko murakami, who thought that her beloved father was her main support in this world, stops believing in miracles and in one moment her world collapses unfortunately, for a child it was too hard a blow, but in the desire to protect her younger children and her suffering mother, she stood against the current, completely forgetting about her own needs she was ready to become the new mother of the family and this time not the murakami family, but the arai family maiden name, which she changed in order to forever erase that bastard who deprived the giant family of any hope not only for a bright future, but even for banal survival

fumiko arai, aka more famous motherkuma a caring older sister who, thanks to hard work, was able to raise her brothers and sister as well as she could while still a child being her mother's housekeeper, she got to know sewing better, which brought her many times more pleasure than anything else starting with ordinary patches on the shorts of the hyperactive izamu or stripes on the shirts of netsumi, the girl increasingly revealed her potential as a tailor, and then completely delved into the professional part of this action a thorny path, because in addition to her own career, she had to pull the whole family on her own back, she coped with it and achieved considerable success obviously, her seasoned character played a role in this

soft character on the outside, but don't let yourself be fooled, she clearly knows her worth and won't let anyone hurt her or her family in addition to the talent that the academy awarded her, she also masterfully copes with raising children, combining a kind and airy nature with strict control and a demand for clear actions unfortunately for her, "they have inherited their father's character many times more than they would like"

motherkuma, shsl fashion designer the girl already has a formal talent because she graduated from the academy and already has her own fashion house, which has a gigantic reach she pulled all the younger ones on her back, because dad went out for bread she has an animal hatred for him and wants to find and avenge what he did she had to grow up very early and temper her character to the limit, thanks to this she was able to give basic education to her siblings she may seem very fucked up from all this group of pipsqueaks, which is formally true, but she still loves and cherishes them very much they call her a second mother and she doesn't like it, because it ages her very much, and she, after all, is a girl only in the prime of her life

[shadestar413]

Me beloveds (fellow sim friendos @deadtonio @shsl-supreme-simp )

YOU CAN PLACE OUTSIDE PLANTS INSIDE AND ON RAISED FLOORING

COMBINE WIRH SOME INDOOR PLANTS FOR SEXY GARDEN (woohoo not including unless you have those bushes,,,)

[eggs-can-draw]

you: SESL talents for v3 kiddos, Shuichi could be SESL Hide and Seek, Kokichi’s SESL Line Leader, Kork sesl social studies, Himiko sesl talent show or magic show, Tsumugi is sesl dress up Nanami anon: Kaede sesl music room, Miu sesl computer class, Gonta sesl schoolyard, Angie is obv sesl art class firedemongaming: Rantaro: SESL Recess, Kii-bo: SESL computer, Tenko is SESL morning workout Yin: Maki sesl pe, Kirumi sesl clean up

firedemongaming: My idea for Gonta was gonna be SESL garden time

firedemongaming: it's hard to place Kaito, because he's such an idiot. You'd think science since astronaut, but he's definitely not smart enough for that Nanami anon: well. astronauts have to be relatively fit, they have to be able to do repairs and the like, frequently they need to be polyglots to communicate with other astronauts, they have to be able to understand readings on science instruments... Kaito's a dumbass but he's canonically good at astronaut things so. I guess he knows how to do those you: He has the vibe of like. Smart but ONLY when it comes to his hyperfixation, y'know? me: SESL Star watcher

Nanami anon: speaking of the WoH tho, what do you think they get up to when they're a little older? do you think they get shsl roles in nhp? you: Yeah I could see that

Hehehe sesl talents are so funky to me

[hardygalwrites]

Prompt: Water

Originally posted under the URL @shsl-whump on July 6th, 2020 for this prompt by @whumpmasinjuly

WARNING: abuse of power, unseen n*dity, verbal ab*se, psychological bullying

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He rapped his knuckles upon the hardwood door. “Milady? Your mother has arrived.”

There was no answer.

“Milady?” He knocked again. “Are you there?”

Once again, he was met with silence, and received no better results when he knocked a third time. Dread settled in, and he hastily opened the door.

“Milady…?!”

Oh god. He ran into the massive bedroom, looking around frantically. There was no sign of the young mistress anywhere. Dread morphed into panic and terror. He ran into the adjoining room, hoping–

He immediately stopped and spun around, nearly slipping on the moist marble floors in his haste.

“…Yes?” the young mistress said, voice deceptively (and inappropriately) calm.

“I– I–” God, he couldn’t speak. He could feel his face burning. What the hell was he supposed to do?

“Are you going mute now?”

He could see her face in his mind’s eye at her words. Her teeth bared in some predatory semblance of a grin, eyes twinkling with delight at her own mocking words. Except this wasn’t just a case of her bullying him in the garden or the hallways or the dining room or wherever, no, this was in her room, and she was–

Finally his wits returned to him and he made a hasty step towards the door. “I-I’m sorry to intrude, I’ll–”

“Stay right there.”

He did. What else could he do? His heart hammered in his chest. His palms were going clammy, and he couldn’t tell if it was due to the light steam in the room or his own mortification. That mortification only grew when he heard the splash of displacing water.

“What seems to be the problem?”

“Milady,” he started breathlessly, “I don’t think this–”

“I didn’t ask you to think,” the young mistress said pointedly. “I ask you one more time, what seems to be the problem?”

Oh god, he could hear her stepping out of the bath. “Yo-Your mother, milady,” he said, voice cracking. “She has arrived with her entourage.”

“Hmm.”

The gentle slap of her bare feet and the pattering of dripping water signalled her approach. He quickly shut his eyes.

“And why did you feel the need to barge into my room to tell me that?” she asked from somewhere to his northwest.

“I’m sorry, milady, but you didn’t answer when I knocked, so I thought–”

“Are you saying I’m required to answer when you come knocking?”

“N-No, milady…!”

The young mistress hummed, sounding closer than before. He was certain she could hear his heartbeat now.

“Well I would give you some acknowledgement for actually doing the bare minimum, considering how inept you naturally are,” she said, voice and footsteps approaching still closer. “Except… what kind of guard does his duty with his eyes closed?”

Something touched his face. Two fingers, brushing over his eyelids. He reeled back with a gasp before he could stop himself.

“…Well?” the young mistress demanded.

The lilt of pleasure within her impatient demand was familiar. Not for the first time, he wondered why she seemed to gain such enjoyment from tormenting him. He was hardly the only staff member close to the same age as her, and there were plenty of other staff members with much more timid personalities. Not like he would ever wish this treatment on anyone else…

It was the first time, however, he subsequently wished she were tormenting him in any other way. He would gladly consume a thousand peppers, take all manner of beverages poured over his head, if the alternative was being in his current position.

“I– I can’t… Your modesty, milady, your honour, I musn’t– A-And your father, your mother, they would–”

“Likely have you hanged, whipped, quartered, kicked out, and blacklisted from every potential employer known to man, yes,” the young mistress said briskly.

She was standing right there, right in front of him. The water droplets that had been left by her touch finally fell from his eyelashes and ran down his cheeks like tears.

“Did you catch a glimpse?” Her whispered words came out cruel and mischievous.

He stepped back again, shaking his head frantically. “No! No, milady, of course not, I swear…!”

And he really hadn’t. All he had seen was her head, leaning peacefully against the edge of the tub, the most relaxed and unmarred expression he had ever seen settled on her face. He knew that face was just the same as ever right now, smirking with a tilt of the head as she drank in his discomfort.

“I wish you were better at lying,” she sighed.

Some small modicum of relief fluttered beneath his torment. That meant she believed him.

“Not like that would matter to the rest of the staff, or especially my parents.”

The relief was crushed. “Oh, miss,” he gasped. “Please don’t–”

A hand closed over his forearm, dreadful and foreboding as a manacle. Water soaked through the sleeve of his shirt, his heart just about popped, and he stepped back one more time. He felt his legs hit something, then two hands planted themselves firmly against his chest in a solid push. His eyes opened in alarm, and he caught sight of the young mistress’s predatory grin before he was suddenly engulfed in water.

The young mistress was laughing. Her giggles and shrieks echoed slightly about the room as he flailed and splashed, hands frantically searching for the edges of the bath. He nearly opened his eyes again, but the young mistress’s laughter reminded him why that would be a terrible idea. Finally, his fingers caught around the edge of the tub, only for a hand to grasp his chin and force his head up.

“God, you’re a terrible guard,” the young mistress exclaimed. “You’re better at keeping your eyes closed than that fat, lazy cook.”

He just lay there, in the water, clutching the tub’s edge as though it were some lifeline, huffing as he struggled to get his breathing back under control.

“Oh, but I saw your eyes open for a second.”

“No…!” He tried to shake his head, but her hand prevented it. “No, no, I swear I still didn’t–!”

“God, I do wonder how mother will react…”

Her hand left his face, and he once again found himself flailing as he desperately attempted to leave the tub without the use of his eyes.

“Wait, milady–!”

Something pushed his head back irreverently. He fell back into the water and came back up moments later, spitting and coughing.

“Don’t beg, you’re already pathetic enough right now,” the young mistress said dismissively. The rustle of cloth indicated she had finally put on her bathrobe. “Besides, do you honestly think I would let you go like that?”

Fingers finally grasping onto the edges of the tub again, he quickly and frantically pushed himself up out of the water and tumbled over the edge of the tub and onto the unforgiving marble floor. As he lay there for a moment, gasping, and heard the young mistress approach.

“You’re probably the most entertaining embodiment of uselessness under our employ at the moment.” Her hand met his wet face with a few less than gentle pats. “Probably my favourite.”

The air shifted and her bare feet slapped deliberately against the floor as she walked away. “You are dismissed for now, though I can’t see you getting easily to the door with your eyes closed. So I guess you’ll just have to stay there looking like a wet dog until I take my leave. Tell one of the maids to clean up the mess you made, or better yet, clean it up yourself.”

He very much wanted to just leave. His clothes were heavy with water, and he was starting to feel a chill as the room began to cool. But then, what he wanted was not really ever a factor in this house…

The young mistress could be heard readying herself in the other room. He slowly pushed himself upright and leant his back against the tub. Eyes still shut tight, arms clasped around himself, and knees drawn up, he settled down to wait.

[multiplefandomsblog]

[Identity V] Antonio x Ultimate Violinist/ Emma x Ultimate Gardener (head cannons)

Warnings; kinda angsty? Fluff, Gn!reader, Gn pronouns, unedited

Note; me and mod Toby both worked hard on this, I hope you enjoy it :D thank you for requesting <3

- mod chia

Antonio

◊ Antonio first viewed you as competition, as a threat.

◊ Before the two of you had gotten together, he treated you poorly. He would always brush off your friendly greetings and small talks, scoffing as you introduced yourself. 

◊ In all honesty, he had envied you quite a bit. But why should he? He sold his soul for music, he was devoted to music, so why should he feel this way?  

◊ One day, you were practicing with your violin in one of the rooms in the manor, unknowing of the tall male watching you closely. He had wanted to practice in the same room as you, but it was occupied so he turned to leave but; for some reason, your music had captivated him. He didn’t want to leave. 

◊ As he watched you concentrate on the piece of beautiful music you played, he could feel something strange in his stomach. He felt his pride in his music wash away, and instead, a feeling of animosity replace it. 

◊ When you noticed him, you quickly but carefully put down your violin, scaring him as you started bouncing towards him. “W-were you listening to me? Oh wow, uh- I love y-your work impossibly so, Mr. Paganini, you’re the reason I-” Before he could think to stop himself he interrupted you, “Call me Antonio.” He said, eyes widening at his own voice. He could feel his heart pound in his chest from how close you were. “Okay Tony,” You beamed, “I said Antonio, not-” 

◊ You ignored his correction, “how about we duet together? I’ve seen you play, and I’d be honoured if you’d duet with me.” He felt all traces of envy go away, feeling flattered as you put him on a pedestal. ‘I see, so they’re obsessed with me.’ He felt no reason to be threatened by you no more, so he smiled a toothy grin, nodding and picking up his violin.

◊ You two would go to each other’s concerts, always handing flowers and compliments to the one playing as they leave the stage. 

◊ You two would listen and comment on classical music together, sharing opinions and drinks.

◊ You two are kind of like, the ‘classy’ couple, always doing shit that nobles would do in public. Though he does it often, you never get used to it; you’re always flushed from such a small gesture. 

◊ He would kiss your hand in public, open the door for you. You know, making you flustered and crap. He loves the fact that he can make you, the ultimate violinist become a puddle of goop from a small kiss. 

◊ When you hold his hands, they’re pretty calloused from the constant violin playing but who are you to complain? You have just as many. And he makes sure to kiss each one of them.

◊ You often massage Antonio after a stressful but amazing performance, his shoulders always concerningly tight. You don’t do it because he asks, however, you do it because you’re concerned for him; which he doesn’t quite get yet, but he definitely isn’t complaining. 

Emma

◊ Emma was ecstatic when you first told her your Ultimate. You had to explain what ultimates were first, but once she understood, her eyes were literally glowing.

◊ She loved gardening, she loved you, put them together? 

◊ You have a lovesick Emma!

◊ She believes you two are perfect together, perfect for her.

◊ She’s happy she’s able to geek out about flowers with you instead of making small talk about them with uninterested survivors. Eventually, you’re the only one she wants to talk to as you’re the only one she is interested in.

◊ To express her love for you and your garden, she’d buy you bulbs, seeds, and plant food instead of what people would usually expect. Bouquets; which you both agreed weren’t as great as the flowers in the dirt.

◊ You often grow vegetables, spices, and fruits you both could use for cooking, which is fun but not as fun as the growing process of the plants, as Emma said.

◊ Emma loves cooking with you, but she often gets distracted and starts trying to get into your pants instead lmao

◊ She claims you’re too perfect not to kiss.

◊ ”Now, I think we chop up the- ...Emma.” You said in a warning tone as her face got closer and closer to yours, halting as her lips were only inches from yours. “The broccoli is going to burn.” You sighed, looking into her puppy dog eyes. “But it’s such a perfect moment.” She whispered, eyes not leaving your lips. “You say that all the time,” You huffed, “But fine.” You quickly pecked her, pulling away to go back to the pan. But before you could escape from her lips, she hastily cupped your face with her hands and pulled you back in for more.

◊ “I smell something burning- dUDE STOP HUMPING EACH OTHER, YOU LITERALLY SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE!” 

◊ She loves slow cooking food because she believes it tastes better and because she has the patience for it so, why not?

◊ I head-canon that Emma smells like dirt and wet moss, but like, the good kind? Like the moist cold smell of her garden. 

◊ During matches, you’d hug her from behind just to sniff her earthy scent. She loves it, do it more.

◊ She does the same, but not only in matches, everywhere. If she feels the need to kiss you, she will do it. She loves you a lot, and she loves getting dirt on you from her clothes. 

◊ I head-canon she’s pretty affectionate, she loves you, so why shouldn’t she show it? She holds your hand while you decode together, always stopping by you discreetly while she kites to check how you’re doing. It takes all her self-control to not jump on you and start cuddling you, she has to kite :(

◊ You give her a reason for her to smile. A real smile, not the meaningless ones she wears to fool others, a genuine smile she wears because she’s happy to be with someone as perfect as you.

[cher-rium]

A practice sprite for one of my DR OC’s Hanako Hatayama.

[dr-garden-tourney]

Next Tourney!

Before I put up the SHSL Survivors' finale, I wanted to go ahead and get the next tourney's bracket posted and pinned for y'all. Not quite DR, but after having played its first chapter? I just couldn't help myself lol

Say hello to the Eden's Garden Charactourney! Or just Garden Tourney for short. If you haven't played P: EG's first chapter or watched a playthrough yet, I highly recommend it. But I'll add a results button for those who wanna watch the vote go down without being familiar with the characters, too 👍

Edit: Garden Tourney will be starting soon!

[saturnarts]

quick break to introduce kirei! ze ultimate gardener. she likes fertilisers and has a resting b word face

[princessfetus]

i made some danganronpa ocs, these are jsut some beta doodles, but if you wanna draw them please do :’))))))

it’s not the best drawing but hope you like them or look at them hahahaaa

[shsl-analyzer-guy]

Intro Post

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DNI: no one. DNIs don't do anything anyway. Use your judgement and don't start arguments and just be decent and we'll be chill. That said, anyone who purposefully tries to drag me into an Internet feud will be blocked. Also, I don't like incestuous or pedophilic ships, so short of analytical content, don't expect that kind of stuff here.

This is very much a Danganronpa blog, but I may occasionally bring up other shows and games and such I'm into- Arcane, Gravity Falls, Madoka Magica, YTTD, etc, as well as occasional snippets of my real life

I'm doing a character analysis series for all 88 of the Danganronpa characters from all 4 games, the anime, and DR 0! Here's what I've got up so far:

THH: Taka, Mondo, Sayaka, Hiro, Junko, Hifumi, Toko(WIP), Sakura, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, Kyoko

DR0: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

SDR2: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

UDG: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

DR3: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

V3: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

Monokumas: ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???, ???

Asks are always open! Anons may go down for brief periods after I release a complete analysis though, for preventative measures. The analyses are meant to be as objective as possible, which means they go into some dark shit from time to time. DR is a dark series sometimes lol

Transfem Chihiro propaganda: part 1, part 2

My top 10 fav DR characters: Tsumugi Shirogane, Chiaki Nanami, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, Komaru Naegi, Toko Fukawa, Sayaka Maizono, Akane Owari, Peko Pekoyama, Himiko Yumeno, Maki Harukawa (& my full DR character tier list)

I am and always will be a "blue-haired girls VA'd by Dorothy Fahn in their localization" defender. Someone's gotta do it 🫡

My top 10 DR ships: Toko/Syomaru, Kuzupeko, Komahinanami, Fujisaba, Sakuraoi, Irumatsu, Leosaya, Junkan, Tsumiko, Shinhara

+ my sexuality and gender headcanons for anyone interested :D

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[caeboa]

Hey guys! Coming to you with some new art- sort of! It’s a preview for my page in the @pleaseinsertcoinzine , a zine for everyone’s favourite DanganRonpa Gamer Girl, Chiaki Nanami. Preorders start Oct. 22, proceeds go to charity, mark your calendars!

There’s some amazing contributors in it, let me testify, it’s going to be so good!