#shrimp cap

[kyruolio]

Thinking about my beloved shrimp cap and how he is now immortalized in this painting of scaramouche

[blastymcsplodo]

[ostdrossel]

The Chickadee babies are 6 and 5 days old, and have grown a lot (even if that's barely visible). I am happy that all of them are alive. Both parents deliver a steady stream of insects, and mom is keeping them warm.⁠

[gabbyp09]

Dandadan Ep 10 Have you ever seen a Cattle Mutilation? Cow abduction 👽

[bob-the-seagull-king]

My entrant for the Smogon CAP 33 design, with the prompt being a fast but bulky water/fairy type!

Here we see a swarm of little fairy shrimp in the shape of a whale (predator of shrimp), filled with light that shines from the inside of the shoal.

While this guy didn't make it, I'm a big fan of the winning entrant so go take a peek over on the smogon forums.

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

kitty double date, you say? (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

KITTY DOUBLE DATE OH JUST LOOK AT THEM!!!!! OUGGHH!!!!

THE SPAGHETTIIII THE LIL SHRIMPS LOOK ATTHEM OMHGYGOD- /POS

this fills me with pure joy- i have needed this so much in the past few days, the timing is perfect, thank you so much for these lil kitty blessings oughhhhh <333

[leatherbookmark]

Randomly thinking about my sense of humour and how it comes off irl. Well and online too now that I think of it because online I suppose it's even harder to tell whether someone's joking or not. Specifically I think with the way I talk? Because like. I must've said multiple times that I write the way I talk (and talk the way I write, my voice is the exact same), and the way I talk is that very often when I'm trying to be humorous I'll just adapt a tone that I think is OBVIOUSLY not genuine (a villainous drawl or a slightly nervous bright titter), something so "this is me playing a role for your amusement" that I don't stop for a second to consider whether it landed or not.

(I'm also someone who picks up/gets attached to specific phrases, tones of voice or basically "ways of speaking" a lot and uses it for humorous purposes -- for example, little phrases like "such is/is such that", "but however", "alas!" that I feel are at this point (see, another thing: the word order) a part of the tumblr familect (?), this way of speaking in a quasi-archaic, quasi-elevated style about things that are very mundane just to be funny. That's my jam.)

And I feel like with my father it usually did? Because our senses of humour were very similar, but my mother's sense of humour is like... it's not good fellas... and the typical scenario between us is I'll say something sarcastically, she replies seriously, I, pained, go "that was a joke" to which she replies that of course she knows! But I know she's lying. And I guess she's a special case, but I've had several other-people-cases where I thought I was saying that was obvious sarcasm/doing a bit, but the other person reacted as though they took me seriously. Like, I don't know, something is fubar, I go "oh, wahoo! how lovely!" v e r y dryly and someone goes "well um I don't think that's good actually".

But it's rather difficult to figure out whether the other person understands you in terms of like, the message you're trying to convey; figuring out if they picked up on the nuances of tone and sarcasm is much more difficult, especially if you give of a Weird Vibe. :/

[thelordofshrimp]

how hard is it to empty the lint catcher PLEASE PUT AT LEAST TWO PERCENT EFFORT INTO NOT BURNING THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN

[st-louis]

very excited to add andrew cristall to my list of current and future jewish nhl’ers

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

TO GOD WHO MADE THIS MAN, YOU BETTER HAVE ONE HELL OF A PLAN

[blastymcsplodo]

[technikki]

SIX HUNDRED AND FOURTY NINE????

yah <3

[akkivee]

physical hats and shoes with these designs when kr

[honeyviscera]

NOT 10 MIN INTO GO S2 AND IM ALREADY DYING

[pandakong]

[ID: Meme of the [x] brothers. A pink shrimp saying "im huh" and a grey shrimp saying "and im wuh," and its captioned, "The Not Comprehending Brothers," in all caps and red, flaming animated text.

second ID: Impact font meme of a little shrimp underwater, Me when Im huh??? Im wuh???? / end ID]

[plain text: My favorite meme ever hold on let me find it. This bitch. I love this, I reference it daily. /end text]

[dingyuxi]

SHE’S SO ANNOYED AHAHAHHA