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the name's Ulysses, it/its (es/sein), adult, secretly a wizard icon by @bloopdydooooo follow it immediatly!
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pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for
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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real
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penis vagina and asshole refs for you to use
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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"
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yknow évariste galois didnt die because of the duel. it's just what happens when you do too much algebra. im 6 homomorphisms away from fucking dying
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Shocking: new research finds repeating the same sentence in an increasingly annoyed tone doesn’t make a person understand the sentence any more
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go to hospitallll
I'm too shy
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they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life
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Today's Seal Is: Yes! Yes!! So True!
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Today's Seal Is: Pleasies Just For Me?
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Today's Seal Is: Footsies
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Today's Seal Is: The Warmth Of A Sealy Hug
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Today's Seals Are: Romantic Tango
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Today's Seal Is: Tempura Delight
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Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean
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Today's Seal Is: Leggies
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