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Fifteenth century tarot cards, possibly the oldest known deck. Look how beautiful they are! These are from way back before they were used for cartomancy.

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Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout

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Orgone, also known as "European qi" is a vital energy created by the body-

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theres so much bliss in becoming. im so happy we're all here

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I was watching the latest foodguessr vod and you said that an Indian dish with Muslim origins was “probably from the northwest.” HOWEVER the description itself said that the dish was from Kerala, which is in the far south, and due to its important historical position in regional trade actually has one of the oldest Muslim communities in all of India.

"Streamer FAILS the parsi cuisine gambit"

This type of shit is why I love foodguesser. I love when you're like "oh al pastor I love al pastor that's Mexican" and the game goes "Check out this IDIOT who doesn't know about Mexico's thriving Lebanese diasporic population"

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Sinkdog is Mattie's sink and Mattie doesn't know that that's weird for a kitchen.

A central concept of Mattie is that he is ontologically immune to kink logic. He meets sinkdog, he washes the dishes. He meets an inflatable rubber cat? He's relaxing by the pool with a mint julep. Dronification cybernetic fox? Mattie is microwaving a burrito in them. Scary serial murderer gore OC? Mattie turns it into Tom and Jerry logic.

If you give Mattie a glowing pink potion with heart shaped smoke coming out the top, he chugs it, the laws of the universe will bend to to keep Mattie from drinking it. A barfight will begin, and Mattie will smash it on the table to use as a weapon. A comical mixup will result in someone else drinking it. Or the spilled liquid will feminize some poor bystanders mouse fursona hanging out under the table.

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Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

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Hey can I return my apple VR headset? Every time I try to watch a video it's just a really well made 3d model of me dying by mishandling live electrical equipment.

Apple store worker: Oh THAT'S who that is. Yeah that's been happening to a lot of people. Lot of people have been asking about the "loser who keeps getting shocked to death." Third return today.

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your boyfriend was so small we dropped him into the bong where he was defeated by very small wild boars

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women & bitches love my cavern

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Hey mathblr! Did you have a calculus class in your curriculum (at the university, not highschool)? I don't mean have you learned calculus, you probably have, but like did you have a class called 'calculus' or similar? Tag/comment to what extent did you learn proofs, what exactly was your major and any other information!

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Set Theory Axioms

Extensionality: What a set is

Empty Set: Oh no we forgot to make a set that definitely exists

Pairing: Why do all our sets only contain one element

Union: But what if I want to ship these sets?

Powerset: But what if I only like a little bit of the set?

Comprehension: Russels Paradox was bad, but also really cool?

Infinity: It would be great if we could do some maths now. Guess we’ll just assume the natural numbers exist

Replacement: I mean infinity isn’t that big, we could give ourselves a little more room

Foundation: We should probably have made sure that all these sets made sense earlier, huh

Choice: This one simple trick might just break everything! A subset of mathematicians hate them!

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cant find a working stream rn killing myself

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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DNI: people who pretend to throw a tennisball but then keep it behind their back

Its honestly super problematic, especially when you then just laugh as the puppything runs around trying to find it

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tshirt for doomed people that says I ♥️ LIVING IN THE BEFORE TIMES