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Reblog for a bigger sample size.

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Jacko herself

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@zillychu

BOY it sure is great when ur illegally downloaded boyfriend comes with absolutely no drawbacks whatsoever :)

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nine lines, nine people

Oh this is fun! I was tagged by @tragediegh (thanks for the tag!)

I'm tagging @mellowthorn @owlbelly @spectrum-color @motleywolf-et-al @feathersandblue @creatureofsunandsky @whatevsbla @roostercrowned (maybe lines from a comic script?) @showmethecrowfacts ^ No pressure! Some have already been tagged - I'm just adding to the chorus ✨

I've been working on a short fic from Hap's POV in which he meets Bee for the first time. Here's nine sentences:

 The next afternoon, I stumbled upon a seasonal market and used the few coins I had saved up to buy a wood-carved rattle with seeds inside. It was the smallest rattle I could find and the artisan assured me that it was the proper size for a newborn. The rattle was painted a deep blue with a rather charming pattern of bright golden stars.

By day I walked along the winding river and experimented with different melodies that would eventually become the lullaby for my baby sister. It was a task I agonized over. The song had to be perfect for her. I sought inspiration in the river water trickling down to the shoreline and in the way the leaves rustled together in a gentle wind. The birds were generous in the morning songs they offered and the crickets held their own chorus in the evenings. The world is never silent and so I thanked Eda for all she gave so freely.

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Finally got to see Wicked. I am not immune to Gelphie propaganda. Now I’ve got to read the book..

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A little bit of defiance at family Christmas! Imagine if our misfits made their own family.

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A doodle inspired by @tragediegh ‘s fanfiction concerning Amber and Jek!!

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Welp, I’ve managed to not update the fic I left hanging, but instead write an entirely different one based on a song I hadn’t heard in a while.

My brain is crazy stressed, so I apologize if it’s wonky!

The inspiring song is Regina Spector’s “Rowboats”

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Me and my siblings used to play “Velma in danger” by the swingset, in which I would be Velma, would walk past the swings where my sisters would violently crash into me on a double seater swing. I would go flying, pretend to lose my glasses, and proceed to wander into the swing’s path several times while looking for them. This usually involved me getting very bruised and my sisters giggling for a solid half hour. 👓

in complete hysterics over this

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As someone who overheats too easily, i have discovered that you can keep some snacks in the freezer that don’t break your teeth when you try to eat them, but help cool a person off. My favorites include:

Poptarts

Grapes (washed and picked)

Strawberries (good in water bottles too)

Pudding cups

It really helps on days when i want to eat something cold or chew on ice, to munch in frozen grapes instead. It’s a lot healthier than keeping ice cream in the work freezer too.

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Jek and Amber taking a peaceful moment! As inspired by this fanfic:

Thank you, @tragediegh for the inspiration! It was a fun draw~!

Rote fans- check out their fanfiction!!! It’s so worth it!

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A plan in the making: a diner across worlds. Featuring cameos~!

Featuring also my characters Gristle, Mal, and Martha.

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Another fanart based off of @tragediegh ‘s killer fanfiction, Of Cats and Closed Doors.

Lord Chance looking a wee bit scandalized~!

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@tragediegh Fanart for a fic I’m highly enjoying!

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/45875302"><strong>Of Cats And Closed Doors</strong></a> (22773 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ellipsis_truther"><strong>ellipsis_truther</strong></a><br />Chapters: 4/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Realm%20of%20the%20Elderlings%20-%20Robin%20Hobb">Realm of the Elderlings - Robin Hobb</a>, <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Tawny%20Man%20Trilogy%20-%20Robin%20Hobb">Tawny Man Trilogy - Robin Hobb</a>, <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Fitz%20and%20the%20Fool%20Trilogy%20-%20Robin%20Hobb">Fitz and the Fool Trilogy - Robin Hobb</a>, <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Farseer%20Trilogy%20-%20Robin%20Hobb">Farseer Trilogy - Robin Hobb</a><br />Rating: Not Rated<br />Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence<br />Relationships: FitzChivalry Farseer/The Fool, FitzChivalry Farseer & Prilkop, Past Molly Chandler/FitzChivalry Farseer, FitzChivalry Farseer & Patience Farseer, FitzChivalry Farseer & Lacey, Patience Farseer/Lacey (Robin Hobb)<br />Characters: FitzChivalry Farseer, The Fool (Robin Hobb), Prilkop (Robin Hobb), Thick (Robin Hobb), Chade Fallstar, Dutiful Farseer, Patience Farseer, Lacey (Robin Hobb)<br />Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Domestic, In A Cabin Era Way, There’s A Cat In This, FitzChivalry Farseer has to make some actual decisions, Not Dating Not Friends But A Secret Third Thing (Mutually Terrified of Being Known), pov Fitz, But Post Girl-On-The-Dragon Fitz, So He Has That Going For Him, Aftermath of Torture, Dreams and Nightmares, The Skill, All The Trauma that being Fitz and the Fool brings, Unresolved… like everything, Fitz Deals With His Issues (as only Fitz can), Genderfluid Character, Light Angst, Fitz the absent father strikes again, Slow Burn, Miscommunication but crank it up to 11 cause this is Fitzloved<br />Summary: <p>Fitz makes a single, fateful choice and drastically alters the trajectory of both his and the Fool’s future. But having made his decision, can he live with it? When both desires of the heart and voices from the past begin reaching for him, Fitz must decide which path he will choose - will he take the one foretold to him by the Fool, or forge a destiny of his own making?</p>

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Boonies Doctor Backstreet Boys: ain’t nothin but a heart ache.

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar