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beauty-in-your-presence · 2 years ago

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SHOWER WINE: for when you lose a nail and a male lets me down this week. super fun.

#me #shower #shower wine #it’s been rough but it’s bed time #cheers to another regret #snap chat

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satans-knitwear · 5 months ago

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Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#I'm not mad I promise. I just dyed my eyebrows before I dyed my hair so I look rly pissed off abt everything 😂#Also i am freshly showered so I decided to dry off in the sunshine instead of the normal boring way #Trying to decide if tonights look will need clothes over the top (pop to pub version) or 😻 out kinda vibes (wine at home)#I'm leaning towards the later fr #satans knitwear #girls with piercings #alt pinup #pinup girl #Does my face give masc vibes just bc im wearing no makeup??? Kinda yeah. Very sexy of me.#Maybe it's the tired/dead eyes lmao #cheeky #Happy Friday my loves! Lots to do today but thinking about fun things for us this evening 👀✨#Spotify

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cursedimagedump · 11 months ago

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#cursed image #cursed consumables #your self indulgence of the day is to try one of my Glutton Baths #lukewarm shower. either sitting or getting a chair in there. wine. long ass youtube vid. a bunch of messy food #i do it every couple months and something about it inspires the most amazing crying sessions it resets my brain #eat a whole watermelon while sobbing in the rain please

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hiseyeisonthesparrow · 7 days ago

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If people read the sacrament hymns without knowing what Latter-day Saint sacrament entails, I think you'd just assume that we're a religion that is REALLY into bread. Which. Yeah. Bread rocks. I can get down to praise songs about bread.

#And wine #this is mostly a shower thought. sacrament meeting thought #tumblrstake #mormon #lds #sparrow squawks #bread

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theythemmer · 4 months ago

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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep #no braincell rn #goodbye it is wine time #hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you #just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc #god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW #art2 and craft2 #dnp #phanart #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester #phinktober #punk edits irl come back to me please #i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin #idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO #actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc #OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME #good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that #now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life

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winethorn · 5 months ago

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i cant decide

(was this too many choices again?)

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shiftythrifting · 10 months ago

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this is helen, we havent seen her since the accident

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #wine glasses #oddly personal #bridal shower shit #alcohol mention

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esprei · 10 months ago

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(wip) pop star ingo spotted 👀📸 (along with pop star emmet)

#ingo #emmet #my art #wip #he sing #lipstick chateau wine color~#white champagne shower with bubbles~#(sorry that's the english ish version XD)#for those who might recognize that

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faaun · 7 months ago

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we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆

#27% circle line with a lovely friend of mine rail tracks screeching etc etc u know the usual. im just gonna write down memories #a few weeks ago my friend read thus spoke zarathustra by the fire to the music she was dancing it was her silhouette #against the flashlight lit up gold and royal blues and tiger's silk i tried not to fall in love with her. in bordeaux we searched #for pomegranates he sent her 300 quid by the beach she cut it open with a knife her hand covered in red we each had a taste of her work #sweet red wet the sweetest grit. too barely clothed to go into the cliffside church they painted my eyes we painted hers #8 shots of gin she screamed joyfully IT'S ALIVE! at the book she said become the child i said i feel like a monster she said i was insane #i tried to believe her. fortified wine and later a red pen crossword defiled by humidity her hair in my hands two king sized beds #pushed next to each other she took her top off she told us to watch her arms raised up the musculature on her back was precise cut from #marble we saw oceans we saw the birds take cold baths the midnight sun over a wasp-infested pool our chemicals in their bodies #gold flakes dark skin gold cross shoulders against mine drawing some form of each other on the train i didn't hesitate #to say her eyes were beautiful over and over monks at the soapshop with titanium credit cards i loved you like i loved no other #he tied his hair up and walked us into the river he held a bullet between his lips i never held his hand he said what an honour #you own too much capital your mother thinks i'm a natural i realised i haven't told my mother i loved her in years she's always been mother #never mom i'll watch you watch seaweeds this is terminal akrasia i'll feel your fingers smear perfume on my lips your girlfriend grins #bite into the straw take the shot hold my hand get it all wrong draw in the sand kiss him right stab through leather shower in chlorine #you're the determinable vicissitude is all yours we won the Game AND the Battle AND the War i'm proud of you like crazy we feed each other #saffron cliffside lovers well-fallen brothers fat cats blue windows southwest sun ALife SynBio design aXAA grow us a city in silico #we've grown to the ends of glee fire-jumper ocean-eater sure-footed lists on lists hands on eyelids не устану искать тебя #...anyway ive put my face on this blog b4 but hiii again #feel free to rb btw the rants r not personal

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catz4ever · 5 months ago

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AFTER WATCHING EPISODE SIX I NOW KNOW I HAVE A THING FOR HANDCUFFS.

That's it...that's my review.

@baddybaddyadardaddy @theamethystvampiress @orehuna @bigblissandlove1 @eowyn7023 @clumsycopy @toddthekiwibird

#adar #sam Hazeldine #rings of power #galadriel #i am shook #my ovaries don't exist #pretty sure im pregnant #ill invite you all to the baby shower in 9 months time #please bring red wine for the father to be #and handcuffs for me #we are registered at target and hot topic

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lynne-monstr · 2 months ago

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it's another great day to be obsessed with soup! today's soup is red lentil and ngl it is amazing

#random text post silliness #food mention #lentil soup and sparking wine is an a+ combo for winter #my snow run absolutely knocked me out this afternoon #i think the cold kick my ass and i didn't realize it until i showered #anyway it was a minor miracle i rallied enough to cook #or maybe it wasnt the cold that made me tired maybe i was just hungry because my hapy hour eat-the-whole-avocado did wonders #it's not always easy to know how much to eat when my exercise isn't consistent lol #me @ my body: if you're hungry just say so

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themoonunderstoodmydadjokes · 5 months ago

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✨ Have some very tired, post-shower mirror selfies ✨

#mine #me #shower pics #mirror selfie #I’m so tired 😴😴#off to make dinner and enjoy a glass of wine #tatted girls #girls with tattoos #hand tattoos

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vulcanette · 2 months ago

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like it’s my fault that flowers bloom underfoot when I walk by and hearts start burning with love for me if someone should meet my eyes…. or whatever!!

#it actually is my fault bc I’m an angel 😚#can you guys tell I’m in a goofy mood #I am so happy bc I finally have time for self care #shower; little latte; playing goofing around #gonna take my mom to the airport today #gonna go see my bestie and my nephew #gonna make something nice for dinner? maybe some whole wheat pasta and veg meat sauce and greens? glass of wine?#Hope it all goes according to plan *spits 3x*#love you hope you have a nice day #💋#personal #a small diary entry

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identitty-dickruption · 1 month ago

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sorry about *gestures broadly* lol. being hungover always gives me the explainers spirit. bitch I will explain anything and everything about the universe until my head falls off. actually my head does feel like it is going to fall off regardless of the amount of explaining I do whoops. I am so hungover

#kill me lmao #had 60% of a bottle of wine last night #thinking about polishing off the other 40% once I manage to get my ass to a shower

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winethorn · 5 months ago

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(pls send tea recs i have like five different variations of earl grey and am starting to get worried) >-<

also kinda gave up on the emoticons for this one they were just too hard 😔

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leclercskiesahead · 1 year ago

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Giving his big brain champagne after that ‘tactical brilliance’

#he literally showered himself in ferrari in public. and for what #(Ferrari Trento sparkling wine but still)#carlos sainz jr #f1 #singapore 2023 #scuderia ferrari

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