#show yourselves!

[sincerelyaudri]

where are the men who eat coochie and/or ass straight out of the gym?

[hollywoodsargeant]

maybe not the right blog but desperately need to know ur other opinions on lol I am so content starved 😭😭

no this is the right blog this is loganfucker central. i was letting my paths cross yesterday my bad but the lol fic i am working on rn will be posted on miamis. heart

my opinions are that liam needs to be referred to as “princess” at all times and i’m still pushing the oscar = pretty thing agenda (no i won’t stop with that). the fic i’m writing rn is like. oscar and liam Fighting for logan’s attention bc reasons but i will also vouch for fics that are logan and oscar doting on/fighting over liam. the hierarchy (for lack of a better word?) in my head goes logan - oscar - liam. but there’s no room in lol to be picky there are like 13 fics in that whole tag

idk if that’s what. you were asking. but it gives me an excuse to Talk! i do want to write more lol also it’s one of my “as the ideas come” ships. like clemarcus. yeahh one of these days i Will write clemarcus however i just keep getting loscar ideas sooooo we will get there. :)

[anonimusunnoaniswriting]

Yeah I don't think I'll pick jjk up again. Not my thing...

[reality-detective]

How easily YOU people can be tricked 🤔

[logansbaby]

just thinking insane thoughts about hugh in this fit <3 need to be his controversially younger gf now

[rotzaprachim]

yeah i think the amount of time the left and wider liberal/centrist american culture have spent nitpicking the politics and Sketchyyyy national and international opinions of the american jews who make up 2% of the national population and went about 80% for Harris in comparison to the amount of time spent unpacking and analysing the nice corn fed applebees racism of the christians and evangelicals who make up over half the country and went wildly for trump - 82% in evangelicals' case- might be something reallllly worthwhile of a serious little think. a serious chat. idk. maybe time for some self reflection.

my point isn't that american jews are politically perfect or harmless but that i think we've been exotified and scapegoated on a systemic level in a way that has genuinely and systemically allowed the normal and Comfortable mainstream american christian conservatism to go sliding under the ice as a weird little national quirk

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[rocketboots564]

So like, I just finished the black light party episode of s3 and…

Stiles 100% needs to kiss a dude.

Like buddy… are you kidding me?

Not to mentions these scenes

Stiles, I know you have a crush on Lydia, but really man?

Your closet is made of glass and has neon signs that say “Bi Boy Inside: do not tap the glass”

GET OUT

If anyone has some fics dedicated to Stiles finding out he’s bisexual I NEED them. No joke.

[0-therw-0-rldly]

I’ll preface this by saying I’m not really a shipper. I just enjoy canon couples on TV Series/films.

Terms I’d like B*ddies to remove from their vocabulary because they don’t know how to use them correctly:

Media literacy: For a group that uses this term a lot you sure do misinterpret everything in this show.

Queerbaiting: Going to expand on this one. A show that’s already been pre established for having queer characters simply cannot queerbait.

Ship baiting: While sometimes you can argue that they could be doing that, that’s only if you look at the show in a very biased manner. You might think this is the case but the general audience doesn’t think the way you do.

Ship war: This isn’t a one tree hill situation where there was Team Brooke Vs. Team Peyton where the middle guy (Lucas Scott) had canonically been with both women. This is people not understanding fanon vs. canon and not being able to just watch the show. It’s like playing quarterback on Madden and thinking you could be better than Patrick Mahomes.

Plot device: everything’s a plot device. Move tf on.

Predator: You sound like crazy MAGA supporters calling everything regarding the LGBTQIA+ community as predatory. Sit down.

Co-parenting: I know this is a big one and discourse was brought up during the hiatus. Oliver and Ryan have loosely mentioned this years ago but it was never to be taken this seriously. Do y’all even know what co-parenting is or are you that big of a donut? Buck is someone who loves his best friend deeply and by extension, his kid too. Him taking care of him frequently does not make him a co-parent. Maybe he is a parental or uncle figure, but he isn’t a co-parent. Also, I swear y’all need to learn how a will works. He is a GODPARENT, not a GUARDIAN. Stfu.

Hag: This especially applies to women, but to say that someone 25-30+ is a hag for still being in fandoms or enjoying tv shows/films is inherently misogynistic. Men are never held to this much criticism for enjoying fictional media, but women aren’t allowed to?

Queer Coding: people of the same sex “looking at each other”, hugging, or having intimate moments all together doesn’t make them queer coded. It could mean that they just love each other that deeply platonically. While representation is amazing and just because you interpret a character as queer coded (just like my ship baiting comment) doesn’t mean others interpret it that way as well. In addition, network TV has stipulations, and also actors are allowed to decline storylines. Ryan has mentioned his character is heterosexual an abundance of times which means (at least for now) that he isn’t willing to go for this storyline.

Dead naming: Y’all construing the fact that Buck wants people like coworkers and some of his former love interests, to saying Evan is his dead name is inherently transphobic because do you even understand what a dead name is? Evan Buckley is shown as being fine with being called Evan by both Tommy and his sister. I’m pretty sure some of his love interests have called him Evan as well.

Fetishizing: You guys saw two hot guys who “looked at each other” and for 6 seasons have wanted nothing but to see those two make out with each other. Those of us who enjoy Tevan saw Buck giddy at the thought of Tommy and have wanted domestic fluff for them since.

Anything to do with racism, homophobia, and misogyny: I’ve seen the way you guys have conveniently weaponized Henren and by extension Aisha/Tracie when you didn’t get the Ryan/Oliver interview, don’t try to act like you’re morally superior. Not to mention wanting a canonically gay man to die in a show and not even holding those who use your ship name to write CSA fics accountable because you’re petty and want to throw hissy fits. Anyone looking at your comments as an outsider would think you’re homophobes and yes queer people can be homophobic.

I do hope you can expand your vocabulary. 🤍

[fordford]

i think actually the grossest thing i've seen is ppl being like "au where bill gets sent back to the shack to get redeemed!!" it literally makes me fucking sick. it is never an abuse victim's job to heal their abuser. what the hell is wrong with you people

[stillgotscars]

okay so where are my fellow guilty as sin? stans at

[hypewinter]

Danny decides to open a planetarium in Gotham. At first people only go there because it's one of the only neutral zones left (they're still trying to figure out how this human twig does it.) Then weird things start happening.

People start report seeing things during the shows. Little messages mixed with the stars. Some of the messages are simple like i'll always love you or it wasn't your fault or i miss you. But others are eerily accurate. Like don't forget to study for your upcoming physics test or you should move into those newer apartments. It'll be good for you.

Put simply Danny is doing something related to what he loves while also giving the departed of Gotham a way to say their last wishes to their loved ones. They in turn help him keep the planetarium safe. Not that he needs help but eh it's a nice win win scenario so he won't complain.

Too bad the bats don't see it that way. No clearly this guy is using some sort of mental manipulation hoodoo voodoo for some dastardly scheme. And they're going to get to the bottom of it.

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

Who I thought I'd simp for when I started HH:

Who I actually ended up simping for:

Vox has me in a chokehold and I'm not even sorry.

[queenofwerewolves]

hot take here

there isn't enough transmasc representation in videogames

we have several trans girls characters and blessed be all of them but where are all the trans men? Why haven't there been any transmasc characters in games?

I think that's something to think about

[reality-detective]

LOL 😂

[logansbaby]

i have many problems, but sucking off an older man would cure them all