#shout out to the women kissers

[inkedpawsss]

happy valentine's day to all the kissers out there

[theladysherlock]

She turned to Dylan. "No matter what happens, I'll never forget what you've done for us. I think you're the most brilliant boy I've ever met."

"Aye, well, it was just-"

Lilit didn't let him finish, but threw her arms around him, kissing him hard on the lips. After a long moment, she pulled away and smiled. "I'm sorry. I was just curious."

"Curious? Barking spiders!" Dylan cried, a hand at his mouth. "You hardly know me!"

Lilit laughed and lifted the body kite into the air. As its wings filled with the cool sea breeze, she stepped to the edge of the cliffs, her hands on the pilot strut.

"I know you better than you think, Mr. Sharp." She smiled, turning to Alek. "You don't know what a friend you have in Dylan."

...

Alek shook his head, wondering at Lilit. Her father was dead and her city in flames, and there she was-- soaring through the air, somehow laughing.

"That girl is quite mad."

"Aye." Dylan touched his mouth again. "But she's not a bad kisser."

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MUCH TO SAY ON THIS TOPIC!!!

1. Shout out to this scene specifically for introducing me to the concept of queer women. I remember sitting in the library at my school just staring at the page going "is this allowed??? Is this allowed?!?!" Thank you Lilit for my life.

2. Like I said earlier, I wonder when Lilit found out. Definitely during the time skips at some point, but which one? I don't think she knew before Dylan met Nene but I can't decide if I think she knew before or after fetching the scroll. Right now I'm leaning towards after-- Dylan gets friendlier once he isn't jealous of her and I think she could have pieced it together once he let his guard down just a little.

3. All of them are bi. I will stand by this until I die all three of them are bi. Lilit was attracted to Dylan before AND after she knew. Dylan's reaction to being kissed by her is "you barely know me" and "She's not a bad kisser" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! HELLO?!?! Alek I don't have any evidence for I just feel it in my soul.

4. Lilit's a real one for using her parting words to wingman for Dylan. After everything he's done for her and the revolution, she's trying to return the favor by talking him up without giving anything away. I love her so much your honor.

5. For as much as I rave about Dalek I really do like Dylit/Delit. I haven't taken much time to talk about my feelings about that ship but I'm gonna make a separate post about them because I'm already on bullet point five (5). Plus it involves a quite a bit of extrapolation and canon divergence, so I don't want to keep it in a post that deals with the actual text. But the short version is, I like that ship too and I think they can work pretty well together.

[silvesi]

Hi hi hello happy new year!!

@ people that have tagged me in the nicey people 2023 post or anything similar ever: HI I LOVE U GUYS SM ♡♡ \ (*´ω｀*) gives you a bug. Gives you a leaf. Gives you an acorn. Gives you a. The.

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This entire community is great, but I would also like to take this moment to give a huge shout out to the ✨️Guild Wars Two women kissers✨️in particular. Want u guys to know u and ur ocs have been the final step in curing me from the trauma of years of shitty female representation. Truly gods work tbh my life is better for it

[scooby-snacs]

things that are canon to me - marauders edition:

remus was james & sirius’ gay awakening, james in fourth year, sirius in third year. james panicked and went to minnie. she told him to was okay, calmed him down and gave him a biscuit. it was there that james learned that she happily married to poppy. sirius on the other hand ignored it and tried to drown it out by becoming a serial hook-up partner for any all houses.

sirius was in a relationship with marlene but split due to both being raging homosexuals - they were brutal to one another when together. but are friends now. no-one knew what they were to one another at any given moment for how often they went from snogging the daylights out of one another to shouting and cursing each other.

peter had a major crush on mary through years three and four. they kissed once and then realized they didn’t feel anything more than friendship to one another.

lily had a crush on narcissa, that she thought was simply jealousy for her stellar academics and beauty in year four. year five she realized she liked both men and women, and ended up in a relationship with mary — who she was terrified would hate her for it.

marlene always knew she liked girls but tried to bury that part of herself hence why she started dating sirius in year four-five. they were both us using one another in that sense and it was why they always fought, fucked, made-up and repeated the process.

james was regulus’ gay awakening and long term hate-crush. he serial dated/ hooked-up in year five after seeing james make-out with a girl.

pandora was dorcas’ first kiss, that left them giggling afterwards and thinking it silly.

evan was in love with barty for years, but never allowed himself to act on it until barty finally told him to either shit or get off the pot. barty was equally in love with him for years and actually used regulus to try and get over him. totally friends-with-benefits situation, but the relationship was doomed from the start as they were both in love with someone else

dorcas kissed many people, she was a great kisser but feared attachment with people so when she found herself attached to marlene she tried to flee. marlene took none of that shit and literally chased her down and was like ‘you like me I like you get over your issues becuase we’re doing this. it’s me and you babe.’

pandora was an equal opportunist, though she disliked the idea of sexual love making. she didn’t want or like sex, she only agreed to marry xeno because they were similar in that sense and she wanted a baby. he always wanted to be a father so it was a match in heaven truly.

pandora was the first person regulus told about him being gay. dorcas was the person he asked about how to know if he was a fruity person.

once marlene and dorcas became a pair, james was the one who asked them how to know if he really loved someone. he knew what love was supposed to look like, and how you’re supposed to act, but how to it’s what you’re actually feeling he was unsure. that was their big bonding moment between dorcas and james.

[beatlblog]

#paul's response would contain 17 separate instances of the phrase ''y'know''#and would somehow be a justification for how it would actually be very normal and not gay of him to fuck his clone.#in fact everyone wants to fuck their clone. obviously. he's not going to. but we all want to don't we#john's response would probably be a rambling treatise on how society damages people so much that they don't even want to fuck their clones#and how terrible and backwards that is#they would both proceed to fuck their clones.#so I agree that they would! but I also agree with op's assessment that these would be their answers lskdjfsdlf (via @jeremy-hillary-boob)

#torn between “paul would do it and just not admit to it”#and “paul would not waste time on sex when he could be recording music with his clones”#because he has girls for the other stuff after all#this might be a proxy for how I think of his relationship with john (via @ohblahdo)

#im imagining him having to explain it on live tv a la lsd interview#“the thing about it is it's actually MORE straight to have sex with myself because we're both going to be thinking about women”#“and actually YOU'RE gay for even implying that this isn't a completely heterosexual activity”#and john's definitely also narcissistic enough to want to fuck his own clone#probably wouldn't enjoy it but im sure he'd do it (via @veidelon)

#shout out to that beatle quiz book i had growing uo#all of ringos answers were about sex (via @boguskudos)

#there is absolutely no way paul wouldn’t fuck his clone#i can think of no more of a clone fucker coded individual#paul would fuck his clone and then give some absolutely batshit description of why on daytime television that no one asked for#and I would reblog the quote of it (via @iamsigningmylifeaway)

#no but i can actually HEAR paul saying that#that’s how accurate it is#the denial is real#babes (via @iinatilda)

#billy preston saying the only normal answer just feels so right (via @heckles-ye)

#correct quotes (via @itookthetardis2liveaid)

I respect your opinion but I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life than that George and his clones would have the largest, freakiest, most unsettling orgy in human history#kidding#I mean not really#he definitely seems like a freak (via @good-to-drive)

This comment 🤣 Paul starting a guitar battle with his clone and agonizing about his clone going after John. Paul x ClonePaul x John should be a fanfic 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ what if they fight over John and he has to decide who is the better kisser, better at everything?

Paul to his clone: "YOU MADE A MISTAKE, I KNOW YOU DID!"John just being in paradise because of it. We all know how he liked Paul to fight for his attention.#Mclennon#a clone AU (via @got-ticket-to-ride)

#Mclennon#a clone war (via @guaguaguaguaguaguagua)

#Ringo wouldn't like to have someone who plays exactly as he does. Paul couldn't stand another Paul. They Johns would make each other cry#George would be so happy with a clone though#he deserved a clone (via @georgeharrisonsmiling)

#would fuck his clone then get weird and jealous abt there being another paul#ultimately killing him in a jealous rage when said clone inevitably tries to fuck john#becuz he’s always gotta make it weird and homoerotic (via @paulmccartneyexplodingonstage)

[janice-is-not-an-arsonist]

Hey hot shots it’s your girl Janice.

I decided to make a tumblr blog so I could keep in touch with my coworkers and the company I work at. (Shout out to the amazing pony express)

I may or may not have been responsible for what happened to Oaksfield hospital on the 28th of May

I somehow got a job working as a janitor on one of the space ships on Pony express. I really don’t know how I got hired after I wrote “I’m totally not an alleged arsonist” on my resume.

I’m like 27 years old (I know that’s like middle aged)

I have normal hobbies like arso- I mean gardening journaling and photography

My coworkers are mostly chill except this one douchbag Jimmy who gives me the ick

Women are hot men are not

Girl in red>>>>>

Yeah that’s really all

Stay Lit or something- Jan

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Random Jan facts

-she’s a pathetic girl failure

-horrified at the idea of an ai uprising

-dropped out of three colleges

-janitor of another pony express ship

-has a criminal record

-uses humour as a coping mechanism

-girl kisser

-banned off of twitter

-eldest of seven children

-5’7.5 (very tall)

-Has a criminal record (we don’t talk about that)

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Ooc: mod is 17

[thespiritoflife]

𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫

fandom: Outer Banks

pairing: JJ Maybank x Fem!reader

warnings: no one. just fluff. cute fluff, i think. and grammatical errors! a little bit smutty. but only a little bit

summary: that idiot you are in love with, JJ Maybank, threw you into water. YOU WERE IN DRESS. you were so mad at him and you already thought that you couldn't be more angry, that it couldn't be worse than this, he confidently comes to your room, when you are in the towel.

A/N's note: it's my first time to write for this fandom, so i hope you like this. let me know, please, i will be really happy. sorry for my grammatical errors, my native language is not english and i am still trying to improve my english, so really sorry! feel free to tell me where i made a mistake, i'll appreciate it! thank you :)

"Maybank! I will kill you!" you screamed at him, your face was red.

That idiot instead of helping you just laughed and laughed. And his friends too.

Pissed, you came out of the water IN A WET WHITE DRESS. That idiot just threw you in the water. In white dress. Because you didn't want to go in the water. And he? He simply did this.

"Hey. Y/N! Where are you going?" he yelled at you as you angrily walked off the beach.

"Are you really asking?" you told him back and showed him your middle finger. He laughed again. At the same time, you noticed how his eyes widened when he noticed how your wet clothes were sticking to your body. You rolled your eyes.

When you found yourself in your apartment, you sighed. Maybank was an idiot. And you were in love with that idiot.

It's a shame that he only thought of you as a friend. Although.. sometimes you got the feeling that he liked you. Like now, for example. When he undressed you by looking at you coming out of the water.

JJ was still looking at Y/N's sexy back when John punched him. "When are you going to do it?"

JJ looked innocently. "What?"

“When are you going to stop being an idiot?" Kiara finished.

And she continued. "Man up! Tell her you like her and that's it. Don't act like a little boy," she took a sip of her beer.

John agreed. "Yeah."

JJ felt like he wanted to disagree.. but damn, they were right. He acted like a jerk. He had liked Y/N for a long time, but he didn't know how to let her know. So he did the worst, of course. He acted like a young boy, no wonder she was irritated with him most of the time.

That's why he was surprised when he heard himself: "I'm going to her."

Kiara stood up. "Jeez. Not so fast. She's still showering."

"It's been 10 minutes. She must have finished her shower,"

"But."

JJ cut her off. "Ugh, women. So do you want me to go to her or what?"

John supported him. "Go. Until you change your mind."

JJ smirked and went to Y/N.

You were in the shower for a long time. You thought about everything. About JJ. Why was he such an idiot? You sighed. You turned off the water and wrapped yourself in a towel.

It's time to get dressed...

Except a goddamn JJ was sitting on YOUR bed.

"Maybank!" you screamed for the second time today. You wanted to run away but he stopped you.

"Why did you take so long in the shower? I've been waiting for you here forever!" he shouted.

"Shut up! At least let me change, you jerk!"

“I hate you,” you growled.

"No! I refuse to wait any longer. Sit down!" he grabbed your hand and you sat down on the bed next to him. IN A TOWEL.

He smirked and tucked your hair behind your ear. "But you love me too."

Now you were shocked. "Wha.. what did you say?"

JJ was SO confident. He looked at you, at your body, and licked his lips. He leaned in and kissed you.

You didn't want to kiss him. Seriously. He was an idiot. But.. cute idiot. So you leaned over to him and kissed him back. And it was amazing. You knew JJ was an amazing kisser because you heard almost all the girls bragging about his kisses. They called him the kiss thief. And he was.

He suddenly stopped kissing you. You sighed in disappointment.

“Y/N, princess, I'm sorry for being a jerk.

You smirked. "Yeah, you should be."

You tried not to laugh. He looked like he was sorry. And you already felt sorry for him.

"Look, Maybank, you can undo it."

"With what?"

"With this," and you kissed him yourself, feeling Maybank smile in the kisses. "It will be my pleasure, princess."

[apomaro-mellow]

Part 3

"You guys really don’t have to do this.”

“Yes we do”, Robin and Eddie said in unison.

Every once in a while Steve wondered if he had a type and this was not helping things. But he knew he’d never be able to stop them, so he just threw his hands up and went into the kitchen to finish helping Ms. Henderson.

“I can’t believe you made that book club homemade brownies”, he said as he wrapped a plate in plastic. “I mean, after what Sheila said...”

“Oh I can’t afford to burn any bridges there”, Claudia said. “Or else I’ll have to go back to the women’s bible study group.”

They both shuddered at the thought.

“Besides”, she continued, “It won’t be all bad for long. I’m planning a coup.”

Steve’s eyes widened. He didn’t know when he became the type that thirsted after book club drama but that’s the kind of guy he was now. Before he could ask her to spill the details, Dustin called from the living room that they were starting. He returned to the living room while Claudia took her brownies and was out the door.

“Your mom is going to war, did you know that?”

“I know, I gave her the idea”, Dustin said while shuffling some index cards in his hands.

“I think you’ve got more important things to worry about now”, Robin said.

“Seconded”, Eddie said.

Eddie and Robin sat on the couch next to each other. Dustin had a whiteboard with both of their names, ready to be tallied up with scores. And a handful of question cards, custom made for the occasion.

“This is ridiculous”, Steve said, standing behind the couch and leaning forward, hoping to talk some sense into everyone.

“I think you’re forgetting about the strange correlation between relationships and this game”, Dustin said. “Ever since that first round at the cabin, you and Eddie got together, Mike and El broke up, and now Nancy, Jonathan, and Argyle are in this weird, trio thing.”

“And while correlation doesn’t always equate to causation, this game seems a pretty decent measure for how well you know a person”, Robin said.

“And the stakes are too high to give this up”, Eddie said. He and Robin had been fighting over shotgun rights in the car as well as the prime real estate that was Steve’s lap.

Seeing an opportunity, Steve leaned in close to Eddie. “If I promise you a ‘good time’, will you give up the game?”

“You’re playing favorites again”, Robin complained.

Steve covered Eddie’s ears. “He’s just easier to bribe. You’re too pricey, Rob.”

“Hey, I heard that. You callin’ me cheap?”, Eddie accused.

“Can we get started with the game, please?”, Dustin brought them all back to the task at hand.

“Get ready to lose”, Robin started.

“Not on your life, Bucks.”

“Alright. First question: How does Steve spend his days off.”

“A jog, a big breakfast, then he spends the rest of the time lookin after you guys”, Eddie answered.

Robin looked at Steve incredulously. “You jog? On your days off? Steve, I think we might need a jock intervention.”

“It’s not just a jock thing. It’s a I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to run for my life thing.”

Dustin put down a tally for Eddie. “Next question: his go-to dancing song.”

“Take On Me!”, Robin nearly shouted.

Eddie raised a brow at Steve.

“It’s good head bopping music!”, he said defensively.

“Said the human bobblehead”, Robin teased.

“His worst date?”

They answered at the same time. “Lina Williams.”

Steve groaned. “I regret telling either of you now.”

“Who is Lina Williams?”, Dustin asked.

“Bad kisser.” “Chatterbox.” “Compulsive liar.” “Kind of a klepto.” “Won’t take a hint.” “But also never stops dropping them.” “Also a name dropper.” “Bad at head-”

“Okayokayokay”, Dustin stopped the duo’s back and forth. “That was more than I needed to know.”

The next few questions they both answered correctly as well. “Where is his grandma from?” “Describe his hair care routine.” “Favorite thing to cook?”

Steve looked at the scoreboard. They were still tied. He sat down between them and laid his arms against the back of the couch. “You know, I don’t see two competitors. I see two people who care about me very much and just want my attention.”

That made Robin pause. “When did I become the kind of girl who fought for Steve Harrington’s attention?”

Eddie stared into the distance. “Yeah...when did that happen?”

“Yeah, he kinda creeps into your heart, don’t he?” Dustin grinned. “Like a little stray.”

Robin nodded. “Like a little, wet stray.”

“Like a little, wet, sad stray.”

“Okay, feelin’ less loved here”, Steve said.

“Well let me give my stray a collar then”, Eddie smirked. “‘Cause I’m never lettin’ him go.” He leaned in the kiss Steve on the lips but then quickly went to his neck.

“Eddie!”, Steve protested in shock. “Eddie~”, he breathed out next, this one less of a protest.

Dustin covered his face and began voicing his own protests, as did Robin.

“We gotta have a rule for this, right?”, Robin said before removing herself from the couch.

“Yep”, Dustin said, still not uncovering his eyes. “We’re gonna bring it up the next time we have everyone. These two are not allowed within five feet of each other.”

“Dustin, make up your mind”, Eddie said when he came up for air. “Do you want me and Steve to get along? Or be apart?”

“This is like the wish you get from a genie. Or a monkey’s paw”, Dustin lamented.

“So are you two fine with calling it a draw?”, Steve asked.

Eddie and Robin shared a look.

“I call indefinite shotgun rights”, she said.

“Then that means his lap is reserved for me”, Eddie replied.

“Okay. Now that that’s settled”, Steve adjusted his position and Eddie immediately sat in his lap while Robin got comfortable at his side. “Dustin. Tell me about this book club coup.”

Dustin didn’t hesitate. “My mom’s gotten fed up with Sheila’s crap, right? And she’s not the only one. So she and like two other moms are going to...”

Steve didn’t know exactly when they’d all changed. Because there was definitely a time in his life where if you told him he’d be sitting in Dustin Henderson’s home, listening to the drama of middle aged moms, while cuddling up with a band geek and the school freak, he would’ve thought you were insane.

But somehow, someway, here he was. And there was no place he’d rather be.

END

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[briarrosedahl]

miss-falk​: 

Elisabet let out a girlish giggle, blushing a pink tint on her cheeks. “A…lover? No,” she replied, biting her lip. “I’ve had no time for that. Between taking care of myself, my father, and earning money for us with taking care of our village children, and then working at the palace…I’ve never had time to meet anyone like…that.”

She’d thought about it…had feelings. She knew she wanted to fall in love with someone. To experience what she’d talked about, feel the butterflies whenever someone you love walks into a room, see the look in their eyes when you know they feel the same…it had been something she’d always wanted. “I’d love to some day, though. I love love, and I want to feel it for myself when the time comes.”

💙

             𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 a brow and smirked a little at her reaction. ❛ It's not like the palace is empty, y'know you? You could have a secret lover. The name itself is self-explanatory. A pretty gentleman or a woman. ❜ She didn't know Elisabet's preference. Martina had brothers are very interested in men... This is why she brought up women as a suggestion. ❛ My first kiss was with a boy, in the palace. He was the son of the guard. I had to slap his face because he was a bad kisser. Nothing similar to the books sadly.❜ Says the woman with zero experience since then. Either way, she was focused in pleases her parents... To even think of it.

           ❛ You're very pretty miss. I'm sure you'll find somebody that will love you the way you deserve to be loved. When the times come, I do hope to be invited to your wedding day. ❜ She said with honesty, and throw one of her pillows towards her legs because Elisabet was holding her canvas, and literally, she planned to sell her art because she was broke... Martina lay on the floor feeling a backache. ❛ Shout out to all people who clean.. I mean. They do it so fast, I'm so slow. And useless. I promised Narisa that I won't leave my room until I clean it all. She is the queen of Italy, in case you wondering.❜

[sweetnsour1]

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Headcanons

JJK Men & Jealousy

Gojo

Our sweet sweet Satoru is actually insanely secure with your relationship. He knows he’s the best, so who could even compare?

It also helps that he trusts you with his life, jjk kids, and his blindfolds.

HOWEVER he loves putting on a show

If you’re approached by a random: he will walk over with “Hey, beautiful. Miss me?” Then he will obscenely make out with you before you can answer. He’s such a good kisser that by the time you realize what’s happening, the random has left or is watching with their mouth hanging open. He. Does. This. Every. Time.

If you’re talking to another sorcerer: he will grab your wrist and pull you away, shouting a “Mine!” without looking back.

If you run into an ex: this is probably the only scenario that triggers him. He hates knowing anyone touched you before him AND had the audacity to let you go. He drapes his arm around your shoulder and rests his chin on your head or shoulder until your ex leaves.

Nanami

Our sexy suit doesn’t see any benefit in acting in a jealous manner. Doing so would not significantly alter an outcome of a situation. He knows this…

HOWEVER he can’t erase his feelings. You know him too well and notice he’s acting oddly.

If you’re approached by a random: his eyes narrow and our man is frosty. He doesn’t like PDA, but he will kiss the side of your head and softly remind you of somewhere you two need to be and may even interlace a couple of your fingers with his own and gently squeeze.

If you’re talking to another sorcerer: He loves your work ethic. He would never dream of being bothered by that or interrupting. Unless it’s Gojo flirting with you…he will save you bc Gojo is just doing it to try to annoy him.

If you run into an ex: He is loosening his tie, walking over, trying not to pull out any weapons, wishing your ex was a sorcerer because maybe he could fight him if he was on the same level. He will actually say “You need to leave now.” and will stand in front of you until they do. BUT Nanami drinks respect women juice so if you don’t look uncomfortable, he will stand by your side politely instead. His answers will be very short if a conversation continues.

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[writemekpop]

Marry You | Lee Taemin

Pairing: Lee Taemin x Reader

Summary: You never expected to leave Vegas with a husband… but a handsome stranger becomes impossible to resist. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…

Genre: Strangers to Lovers AU, Virgin!Taemin 

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: Alcohol, sexual content, Taems being sexy

Gif: Mine

“Hey guys!” You wave at your friends, pulling Taemin with you. His black hair is ruffled, his shirt is half open, and there’s lipstick kisses littered down his long neck. 

“This is Taemin…”, you say, hiccupping slightly, “my husband!”

Everyone’s mouths drop open. 

Six hours earlier… 

“Yeri, don’t forget me when you’re a married woman!” You shouted over the loud music at your best friend, who’s wearing a neon pink sash saying BRIDE TO BE. 

“Can’t make any promises, babe!” Yeri laughs. “I’m not planning to remember any of this.” 

She leans into your ear. “Honestly, I didn’t think you’d make it to my bachelorette party. Vegas isn’t really… your thing.”

You frown. “Meaning?” 

“Y/n, I love you, but you’re not very spontaneous… Kiss a stranger, strip in a fountain - this is Vegas, baby, live a little!”

Before you can make a comeback, Yeri runs off with a flourish of her long hair.  

There in the casino, it dawns upon you that maybe you are boring. You work 9-to-5 in an office, then you go straight home to your kitten. 

Cold sweeps through your body. You’re determined to prove her wrong. 

Pulling your hair out of its tight braids, you lean against the bar. “Waiter! A whiskey please, make it a double.”

With the whiskey in your hand, you bound away from the bar… and collide head-first into a man. 

A man’s strong, hard chest, to be precise. 

“Oh!” you gasp. “I’m so sorry!”

You look up at the stranger. Your eyes widen when you see that he’s handsome beyond belief. He has caramel skin, thick lips and a blonde streak in his hair. 

And the front of his shirt is completely wet. 

“Let me clean that for you!” you cry, dabbing your shirt sleeve on his torso. Your feeble attempt isn’t drying his shirt at all, but you do get a good feel of the firm muscles that lie underneath. Your mouth goes dry. 

The handsome stranger chuckles. “It’s okay, I didn’t like this shirt anyway. I’m Taemin. And you are?”

“I’m… not boring, am I?” you say, ignoring his question. 

Taemin cocks his head to the side. “Hmm?”

“My friends seem to think I am. I’ve never done karaoke or-or had a one-night stand… I’ve never even kissed a stranger!”

Taemin pushes a hand through his perfectly tousled hair. “Well… I’ve only known you five minutes, but you seem pretty un-boring to me. In fact, you’re probably one of the most intriguing women I’ve ever met.”

You gaze up at the handsome man. Without thinking, you grasp him by the lapel of his jacket and pull his lips onto yours. 

Taemin’s eyes go wide as you kiss him, but soon his hands slide around your waist and draw circles into your skin. He’s a disturbingly good kisser. His scent is fancy, like jasmine and whiskey, the opposite of this sweaty place. His strong arms feel safe, way too safe for someone you just met. 

 When you finally come to your senses, you yank away. Taemin’s midnight black eyes bore into yours, smouldering. 

“Oh god! I am so sorry about that…”

Taemin just shakes his head and smiles. “That was… wow. We should do that again.”

You giggle, a heady rush of pleasure flooding your veins. 

Taemin laces his fingers with yours, with the familiarity of lovers from a past life, and leads you towards the door. 

“Where are we going?” Your fingers tingle where they touch him. 

“We’re going down your list, of course. What’s next- stripping in a fountain, was it? I saw one just outside.”

So that’s how you and Taemin end up knee deep in freezing cold water: you in your underwear, and him with his shirt off and his trousers rolled up to his knees. 

You’re in fits of laughter as you splash each other. 

“Hey!” you squealed, as he sends a particularly large splash your way. You almost lose your footing in the slippery fountain, but Taemin catches you before you can fall. He pecks your lips and guides you out of the fountain. 

Taemin looks so handsome with his dripping wet muscles. You can’t believe your luck. 

“Taemin…” you say, drawing out the last syllable. 

“Yes, darling?” He’s wringing out the water from his hair. 

“The final thing on my list is a one-night stand…” you bite your lip, but the fire inside you pushes you on. “What do you say we… book a room and make my wish come true?”

Taemin touches your blushing cheek. He gulps. 

“I really want to, Y/n,” he whispers. “But… the thing is – I… I’ve made a promise to myself that I’ll wait till marriage… before, you know.”

Your mouth drops open. “You’re not… being serious? 

Taemin points at the thin silver band on his right index finger. “This is a promise ring. I gave to myself.” 

“Oh…” It’s hard to hide your disappointment. You thought that this night would end up with you underneath this handsome stranger. It looks like the gods of sex have other plans. 

“I’d better get back to my friends…” you mumble, turning away. 

“Wait!” Taemin grips your arm, stopping you in your tracks. “Don’t go!”

You turned to face him. “Well?” You say, crossing your arms in front of your chest 

Taemin’s black eyes gleam wildly. “Marry me.” 

“W-what?” Your heart pounds against your ribs. 

Taemin stands up straighter. “It feels right, doesn’t it? We are in Las Vegas, the city of love.”

You giggle. “Isn’t that Paris?”

“Hey!” Taemin entwines his fingers with yours and pulls you towards him. “Will you marry me or not?” 

You brushed a dark curl of his fringe from out of his eyes. “I can’t believe I’m saying this… yes!”

Thirty minutes and thirty dollars later, you’re officially Mrs Lee. You can’t believe it.  

“Right, my beautiful bride, how about we head to the honeymoon suite?” Taemin’s fingers tugs at the straps of your dress, pulling one onto your shoulder. He leans down and presses his plump lips to your skin. 

Desire clouds your vision. Just as you pull his lips onto yours, you hear a familiar voice. 

“Y/n?!” 

Shock zapped through your bones. Yeri! You’ve completely forgotten about her. Taemin eyes you curiously. 

You step onto your tiptoes and whisper into his ear, “Just go along with what I say!”

Turning to your friends, you say, “Hey guys! This is Taemin…” you pull Taemin forward. “My husband!”

Yeri’s mouth dropped open. “W-what? W-who? HOW?” 

You can’t help but laugh. “I’ll tell you everything in the morning, but it’s my wedding night, and I have something – well, someone – to do.”

Taemin bows with a flourish of his hand and hurries behind you into the elevator. 

You barely make it inside your hotel room before your hands are all over each other. You pull off each other’s clothes till his bare skin presses against yours. 

Lying down on the mattress, you pull Taemin on top of you. 

You never expected to leave Vegas with a husband… but what’s life without a few surprises?  

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MASTERLIST

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[dirty-brainrot]

(Boingo’s magical book)

Smelly cowboy and French tiddy man time.

Pairing(s) Hol Horse x Reader x Polnareff

You couldn't believe that man. First, he pestered you to no end just to team up with him and defeat some traveling men. After finally getting annoyed enough, you agreed. But this damned bastard says that there wasn't enough power so he decides to kidnap a fucking kid.

You met Hol Horse a while back in your home country where he tried to woo you. Unbeknownst to him, you were also a stand user. So you fought him because he kept on annoying you and successfully defeating him. Who knew you would be friends with him after that.

With a deep sigh, you facepalmed and massaged your temples. "Hol Horse... You fucking kidnapped a child." You whispered with a hiss and pointed at the kid, who laid down in a crawling position and hid behind a small bush. "Don't be like that, doll. With the 3 of us, we can defeat the crusaders and get the rich!" Shaking your head, you kneeled in front of the child stand user. "Hey, your name is Mondatta right?" You asked with a soft tone, unlike what you used to Hol Horse earlier. He stayed quiet and stared at you. "It's useless talking to that ki—" Doing a 180, you glared at Hol Horse making him shut up. Turning back to Mondatta, your face softened. "Hey, I know it's scary being separated from your brother and getting kidnapped by a wannabe cowboy... but you can trust us! I won't let anyone harm you." You gave him a friendly smile and he relaxed... A little bit.

Standing up to your full height, you turned to Hol Horse and grabbed the book. "Does your stand really predicts the future?" You flipped through the pages until you were met with a blank one. "—Or is it just a rumor? If it is then I brought you ere' for nothin'." Hol horse adds on and looks over your shoulder to look at [Tohth]. "Even with it, your brother got blown to high heaven..." He looks at Mondatta and shouts. "Which is it, kid?!" You huff and elbowed his side, muttering "Be nicer to the kid. For god's sake, you kidnapped him—" The empty pages suddenly were getting filled with images out of nowhere! You outstretched your arms and showed it to Hol Horse. "Hm?" He leaned over and read the pages.

Hol Horse introduced Mondatta to Y/N! He thinks that Y/N is really nice and better than Hol Horse.—

Hol Horse grumbles and you snicker.

While the three of them were walking around the outskirts of Cairo, they met a very pretty lady. Then Hol Horse suddenly jump-kicked the lady in the neck! The pretty lady was so happy, she gave Hol Horse her jewels.

Yahoo!! We're rich!!

"What the hell is this?!—" He shouts, taken aback. "A comic book."You replied sarcastically. He ignores your comment and snatches the book off of you. Approaching Mondatta he yells. "You call this a prediction?! There's no way this has to be true!" Mondatta rises up, still hiding behind the bush. "I—I'm telling the truth..." Stuttering and struggling to talk, he continues. "Y-you just—just have to t-trust it... They—they're never wrong! They're...They're right..100% ri-right everytim—"

"Quit messing with me kid! There's no way a lady is gonna—" Hol Horse continues to talk. But you were distracted by the pretty woman walking along with a man, they passed by. 'It looks like it's coming along...' Hol Horse grabs Mondatta and you shot daggers at him, making him put the kid down. Mondatta ran behind your leg. "I'll never hit a woman! See that?!" The man and woman pass by him and he was too far to be able to kick her. (Unless he ran after her.) After a while, he made a weird impatient humming noise and went after the woman. Jump-kicking her like as the book said but apparently, there was a scorpion in her shawl! You clapped and shouted. "Nice going Mr. I respect women!" The woman thanked him and gave him her necklace. You and Mondatta walked after him but once you arrived, he was in the middle of talking.

"—he three of us will be unstoppable!" And there he goes. Excited, he dragged you and Mondatta to Cairo.

★

Hol Horse hid behind a building while Mondatta hid under a crate beside you. "I'm getting sick of those faces... Listen Mondatta!" As he was about to kick the box, he decided against it knowing that you would beat him up if he did. He throws the box away instead, revealing the very introverted child. Mondatta crawls to the box and hid in it. You sigh and kneeled in front of the crate, comforting the kid. "We need to talk about your new prediction... Are you sure it's 100% foolproof?" You rose the box a tad bit to look at Mondatta. "M-my premi—" Hol Horse flicks a small rock at him, in return, you smacked his leg which did not affect him at all "My premonition are 100% accurate" He mocks. "Is that what were you gonna say?"

"Wow! Hol Horse you should be the book of premonition instead!" Hol Horse rolls his eyes. "W-well they are accurate...yes." You slowly let go of the box and stood up to look at the book. "Are you expecting us to believe this load of Bologna?" He re-reads the comic.

"We found them!" Shouted Hol Horse. "Joseph, Jotaro, Polnareff, and Avdol."

"Darn it!" Hol Horse fumed. "They're almost to Master Dio's manor!"

You snicker. "Do you really call him "master"?" He grumbles "We don't have a choice." and continues reading.

"Gosh-darn bafoons. They'll get a bullet between the eyes!" Hol Horse's mind was full of bad thoughts. "You're gonna pay for what you did to my brother!" Mondatta was very furious. But, Hol Horse and Y/N, couldn't use their stands which puts them at a disadvantage.

Because of this, they got caught but Y/N comes up with the greatest plan to make their great escape which includes something intimate!

"It just cuts off from there! Like hell what's this great plan Y/N comes up with?!" He drops the book and impatiently summons his stand. "Why can't I just shoot them with [Emperor]? It'll be much faster that way."

"Geez, it'll come just believe in the stand, Horsey." Now you don't really believe in the stand and the way it added intimate in the sentence was ominous but you have nothing to lose besides half of the money Hol Horse offered you in defeating the crusaders. Mondatta lifts up the box to take a peek. "It's premonition...! Y-you're not gonna-gonna be able to shoot... yes. " He grabs the book and slowly puts down the box. "I-I know from pe-personal experience that if-if you try to go a-against the comic you'll get consequences..! It's fate... Yes." He stutters, repeating "yes" in a couple of sentences. You lean on the wall and watch them talk about the consequences of the book. "Hang on! Your brother nearly died because he followed the comic!" He points at Mondatta. And Mondatta continues to explain the reason behind it.

They look both nervous and distressed about the situation but you were just looking forward to that great idea that the book says. "Then what now..." He grunts and looks at the crusaders. From where you stood, you weren't able to see them but you could see Polnareff approach him— oh— oh no.. This is not good. Mondatta quickly hides under the crate again.

Polnareff comes from behind and places his stand's èpèe¹ on his neck. "Don't move!" He moves it closer to Hol Horse's neck. "Unless you wanna be lanced." Hol Horse bit his cigarette in anxiety and let out a surprised grunt. "Ho—how the hell did you—" His fingers twitched as he tried to summon his stand but Polnareff was quick to notice and struck him from the back with his stand. Hol horse cough out blood as his cigarette fell.

You need to help him quickly.

Then finally it came, the idea, as it said in the premonition. It was absurd but it'll get the job done..... you hope it was right... Sprinting to Polnareff, you pushed him to the wall. Although, it wasn't hard enough to knock the air out of his body but enough to withdraw his stand. With hands still on his chest and standing on your tippy-toes, you kissed him. At first he was shocked but he closes his eyes and kisses back after a while, getting into the kiss. You side glanced at the stunned Hol Horse and smacked him upright in the head with the help of your stand.

Understanding what you meant, he grabbed Mondetta and ran away. You broke the kiss and ran after them. Although you struggled to catch up since the kiss took so long, making you ran out of breath.

The French man stares in the direction you ran, in absolute lovestruck. Ignoring the calls of his friends, he sighs lovingly. "Oh mon Dieu..." He hopes he gets to see you again.

★

"Y/N, What was that?!" You leaned on the wall, catching your breath. It looks like [Tohth] worked its charm. "I- hah- was saving your hah- hide just like the book said." Hol Horse didn't look tired from the running at all. 'He must be used to it.' He grumbles and puts Mondetta down. "And I can't even get a hug from you..." He huffs and grabs a cigarette. Mondetta shuffles away but you stopped him. "What does the comic says next?"

"Oh uhm..." He opens the book and you kneel beside him. Hol Horse loomed behind the two of you looking at the book and totally not at you.

The trio ran away, trying to think of another plan. "Curse that Frenchie!" Hol Horse furiously crosses his arm. He was very jealous that Polnareff got a kiss from Y/N instead of him!

Hol Horse crosses his arm and looks away. You snicker. "Really Horsey? You got jealous of that?!" You burst out laughing and held your stomach. He groans and grabs the book. "Ha- He was- pfft- a really good kisser too." You teased him while he flips the pages of the book, face flushed.

"What's the next premonition?!"

☆☆☆

1. Apparently, Èpèe is the sword that [Silver Chariot] uses.

[heartstopperfics]

Aged Up (1) Masterlist

baby mine (Ao3) - standinginmoonlight

Summary: Nick and Charlie make a big decision.

Down to the wire (Ao3) - bakuraptor

Summary: There are loads of things Nick Nelson's good at - for example, he's an up-and-coming sports journalist, a champion sleeper, and, according to the results of a comprehensive multi-year survey conducted by one Charlie Spring, a pretty damn good kisser, too.

On the other hand, it turns out that he's absolutely terrible at doing his taxes on time...

Here Comes the Sun (Ao3) - aelise

Summary: It's seemingly just another ordinary day in the lives of future Nick and Charlie, yet Charlie feels in his heart that today will be a rough day. As the sun illuminates the couple's bedroom, Nick holds onto his beloved Charlie and comforts him of his anxieties. Not that it fixes everything, but sometimes, as Charlie knows, it's just good to know someone's on your side.

in heaven love comes first (we'll make heaven a place on earth) (Ao3) - sonseulsoleil

Summary: Nick is overworking himself, and Charlie just wants to take care of him.

Love Bombs & Rainbow Discos (Ao3) - charcos

Summary: Nick and Charlie have been together for four glorious months when they are faced with some big decisions about their future.

Mr.Nelson, mum-magnet extraordinaire  (Ao3) - Lalalaartje

Summary: Charlie's helping Nick out at his school sports day. He's even tricked into participating, but he's getting even more fun when Nick denies that the mothers all fancy him... Let's bet on it, Mr.Nelson!

Rematch (Ao3) - Ka_th_leen

Summary: Nick and Charlie have just moved into their first house all of their own and celebrate by playing their favourite video game. 

Can Charlie win Nick's challenge?

the best thing that's ever been mine (Ao3) - jjemily

Summary: Nick loves his job as a primary school teacher, he really does. He just wishes he could find a way to tell the line-up of single mums that constantly hit on him that he really, really is not interested.

too far to whisper (too close to shout) (Ao3) - littlefreakjezabel

Summary: Charlie moves back home for a few months after 10 years of living in London. There, he reconnects with Nick Nelson, the one person who's been on his mind this whole time. It's just that things aren't as easy when you're 28 as they are when you're 15.

When History Repeats Itself (Ao3) - appletensai

Summary: When Charlie has been bullied back at school, he has been able to rely on his teacher Mr. Ajayi. Now, after so many years, it is time to kind of step in his footsteps and to be a teacher like Mr. Ajayi, helping one of his students who obviously struggles a lot.

Worst wing-woman ever (Ao3) - appletensai

Summary: Charlie meets two women at Tao's and Elle's wedding reception. One of them is very outgoing and tries to set her friend up with a guy. Charlie thinks the whole situation is hilarious.

[ks-dreams-fantasies]

Act Like It -Johnny Tuturro

Hey guys thank you so much for the support on my last post , I deeply appreciate it. Here is my first Johnny imagine. I’m in love with the guy, go Watch Graceland if you haven’t. Hope you enjoy it

Special thanks to @breanime​ for supporting me with my first story. Go check out her stuff she’s amazing

Warning: Teasing, Language

Word Count: 1.8k

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It’s been two months. Two months since I’ve joined Graceland, and everything was going great. I had finally been able to have intel on a gang leader that I’ve been investigating for the past couple weeks. Word on the streets was that Lorenzo was partying at this club called Moomba tonight and it was my chance to show up and get his attention. The problem was that I couldn’t go alone so I decided to go ask one of the guys.

Johnny and I have been flirting since the first day I entered the house, and everyone told me he had developed a thing for me. I would be lying if I said I didn’t like the guy. He was funny, always respectful and let’s be honest super attractive. Totally my type.

I went downstairs, grabbed a banana and headed to the living room where Mike, Jakes and Johnny were sitting and laughing at something Jakes said.

“Hey guys! I need a boyfriend” I said looking at them peeling my banana. Before they could speak, I continued “I mean, you know this dude, Lorenzo? I’ve been looking at his files for a while now and he’s going to this club tonight and I need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend. I heard he loves to go after women that are in relationships, likes the chase I guess” I shrugged looking at them taking a bite of the yellow fruit.

The boys were both looking in Johnny’s direction waiting for him to say something.

“So, Mikey, what do you say?” I smirked knowing it would annoy Johnny that I didn’t think of him. 

“So, it means I’d have to hold your hand and stay by your side the whole night?” He asked me, catching on on what I was trying to do.

“We’ll probably have to kiss --- I hope you’re okay with that” you said trying not to laugh.

“NO! I – I mean Mike has a thing with Charlie and Briggs… f-for a case they’re working on.” He looked at me and then at him. “Right Mike? “ He said to his friend, his eyes pleading him 

“Oh yes ! I almost forgot about that. Sorry (Y/N) I guess you’ll have to ask someone else” he said, holding his smile.

“I’ll do it” Johnny said almost shouting. Feeling all of our eyes on him he continued “I mean, I’ll come with you, I’ll be happy to, w-well for the cause” He said smiling at me, his cheeks red.

I looked at him, finishing my banana. “Sure, thanks Johnny, I’ll see you later guys” I said winking at him, turning around and leaving to go upstairs while I could still ear them whispering about what just happened.

A couple hours later I heard a knock on the door while I was getting ready “Hey (Y/N), I’m ready when you are, I’ll wait for you downstairs” Johnny said while I was applying the last bit of my makeup.

“I’ll be down in a sec” I answered back.

I looked in the mirror one last time before going down to the living room. I opted for this red skin tight dress with a low cut in the back and I paired it with my black strappy heels. I decided to let my hair loose and my makeup was natural but it still was enough to emphasize my features.

When I arrived downstairs, Jakes and Johnny’s eyes were on me

“Well, if I knew you’d look like that I would have proposed to come with you” Jakes said looking at me and then smirking at Johnny, looking for a reaction.

“Shut up dude” he responded to him “You look beautiful mami” he said smiling at me.

“Thank you, Johnny” I blushed “Ready to go?”  He nodded.

“Have fun lovebirds, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do” Jakes said laughing while Johnny flipped him off.

When we arrived at the club, I scanned the place, trying to find Lorenzo. When I spotted him, I dragged Johnny to the bar next to the V.I.P section where him and his friends were sitting. From where we stood, I could see everything that was happening behind me because of the mirrors that were placed behind the bar. Johnny ordered us two drinks and payed the bartender.

“So, what’s the plan here? Should we – “

“Grab my ass” I said cutting him off

“W-what?”

“He’s looking our way, you’re my boyfriend. Act like it” He didn’t waste a second and he grabbed me pulling me closer to him.

I gasped looking up at him “Was that good enough for you mama?” He said his lips resting next to my ear.

“I-I think we can do better, don’t you think?” He chuckled slightly amused.

He wrapped his hands around my neck, looking me dead in the eyes, pushing his lips on mine. I was slightly taken aback by his action, but I went with it. For a moment there, I didn’t think of anything else but him. The kiss was smooth but rough and sensual at the same time. Johnny was a good kisser no doubt about it. My hands rested on his arm while his other hand found my hips pulling me even closer. We pulled apart, both out of breath.

“Was that better? You think we got his attention?” He said smirking, looking down to meet my eyes.

I turned my head to the right, blushing, meeting Lorenzo’s stare. “Yeah, I think we did, he’s definitely looking at us now” I said turning back to face him

“He’s not looking at me” he said “It’s all you sweetheart. I mean every guy in here is practically drooling at the sight of you” he continued licking his lips

“Every guy including you Johnny?” I asked moving my hair to the side, smirking

“Especially me” he answered looking at my lips “I’m making everybody jealous right now if you didn’t notice. Even the bartender is staring at you”

I smiled “Are you flirting with me?”

“Maybe – Is it working?”

“Maybe” He laughed. We spoke for a bit as Johnny finished his drink excusing himself before going to the bathroom.

“Here you go darling” the bartender came to me giving me a drink “From the guy in the booth over there”he said pointing in Lorenzo’s direction. As I turned around, he was already looking at me, so I decided to go over to him. Two guys were standing in front of the booth and Lorenzo tapped their shoulders giving them a sign to let me pass.

“Hi! I just came to say thank you for the drink?”

“Lorenzo” he responded smiling

“Well Lorenzo, you sure know how to get a lady’s attention”

He chuckled “See, I couldn’t help but notice you sitting by yourself over there, empty handed”

“Oh well I’m not really alone, my boyfriend just had to use the bathroom – I should probably go before he comes back, he tends to get jealous” I said biting my lips “Thank you again Lorenzo”

“Wait! I didn’t get your name darling” he said standing up as I was leaving his booth

“(Y/N)”

“Well (Y/N), if you ever get tired of him, I’ll be here next Friday, you’re welcome to join me” He said smirking and looking behind me as Johnny came back to the bar area.

“Thanks for the offer, I’ll think about it” I said winking at him and going back to Johnny, swinging my hips, knowing damn well Lorenzo was still staring.

“Everything good?” He asked putting his hand on my arm.

“I got his attention, he was flirting and even invited me back here next week, so I guess the plan worked” I said shrugging my shoulders taking a sip of my drink.

“Great, so what do you want to do now? You want to go back ho-“

“I wanna dance, come on”I said downing my drink and pulling him to the dancefloor.

He took my hands and turned me around so that my back was against his chest. Both his arms around my waist, he came closer to my ear “You really are beautiful (Y/N)” he said leaving a kiss below it. I smiled as I started to sway my hips against his to the beat of the song that was playing. He followed my every move.

His hands were touching me, and I could feel his breath on my neck. All I could think about was the kiss we shared earlier, I felt so many emotions and all I wanted to do was connect my lips with his again. I turned around facing him. As we continued to move in synch, I put my head in his neck, kissing it slowly, enough to get a reaction.

“Fuck (Y/N), what are you doing?” he said groaning lightly.

“The things I would do to you right now Johnny, you can’t even imagine” I responded gently nibbling on his skin. I felt his hands pulling me closer to him.

“S-Stop playing” I moved my kiss to his jaw slowly reaching the corner of his mouth.

“I’m serious! You think I wasn’t messing around with you when I asked Mike to pretend to be my boyfriend earlier?” I said in between kisses “I just wanted for you to come with me. So, it would give me an excuse to do this” After the words left my mouth, I connected my lips to his.

He pressed me in closer to his body, if that was even possible, deepening the kiss. We were both almost out of breath, but we didn’t want to pull away. The kiss was eager, needy, his teeth grazing my bottom lip as we moved back.

“You want to get out of here” he asked me

“Yeah let’s go” he pulled me by my hand, and we were out before I could even make out what had just happened moments ago.

The minute we arrived back home and saw all the lights were off, Johnny closed the front door, pushing me against the wall as he attacked my neck with his mouth. A soft moan leaving my lips as he chuckled lightly “Shhh baby, we don’t want to wake the others” he said picking me up, wrapping my legs around his waist and taking me upstairs to his room.

The next morning, I went downstairs to make breakfast for everyone. As they were all sitting at the table talking and waiting for the food to be ready, Johnny walked in the kitchen. He grabbed a glass of orange juice and then proceeded to kiss my shoulder as he walked behind me.

“Good morning baby, slept alright?” he asked me as he sat down with the others. I just smiled at him and finished fixing all the plates.

“So, (Y/N), after what I heard last night, I guess Johnny took his role pretty seriously huh?” Jakes said smirking down at him as I was putting all the food on the table blushing

“Oh my god, shut up man” he answered throwing him a piece of bread while everyone laughed.

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Thanks for Reading  

Hope you liked it, let me know what you think

-K

[this-is-spn20]

FLUFF ALPHABET! Sam Winchester!

A/N: Here’s Sammy boy! My small adorable baby! Let me know what you guys think about this! 

-Marissa

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A ctivities- What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Sam is a pretty laid-back man. When he sees a chance at relaxing with you, he snatches as quickly as possible. Whether it’s just walking or driving around towns, going to the local library (cause God knows the only book they have at the bunker are the Wizard of Oz books, and the men of letters’ books.), to looking up fun recipes to try with you. The man will always keep you occupied!

B eauty- What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Sam likes that despite you being very soft-spoken, you’re nowhere near dumb. You’re also very confident. Of course, you’ll still ask Sam what he thinks if you piece together a somewhat bold outfit. But you might as well call him Bruno Mars cause- well you know.

 I feel like if you are an artist of some sort, he might decide to pick up your art of choice as a hobby for when he has no research or hunts. Maybe if you draw, he’ll buy both of you sketchbooks and pencils. Or if you use a tablet he might buy you a better one. He’ll try doing simple drawings to start off with a tree or two. An eye here and there. He struggling and he’s probably gonna get a bit upset with himself if his skills don’t pick up like yours. But he’s trying really hard! If you like making music, he might ask you to play guitar. He might even ask you to teach him how to sing! But be patient, he can barely carry a tune but he’s so happy to learn! Might take him almost a year to get the hang of it, but once he does, he is an absolute Beast with some strings!

C omfort- How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Sam has anxiety himself so he knows the signs when one is coming on. He’s been around stressful things/people/events all his life. His father was abusive throughout his and Dean’s childhood. When he ran away to go to college, he had to learn to interact with new environments and people. In conclusion, the man KNOWS what anxiety is. And how to handle it. He’ll have you sit down and close your eyes. He won’t touch you just in case it makes you more nervous. He’ll breathe slowly with you, serving as a guide to get your bearings. Once you’ve slowed your breathing he knows you can’t hold anything so he gets you a glass of water with a straw and holds the glass for you. He knows you probably won’t want to eat anything so he just picks you up when you say he can, and brings you to bed, and reads you to sleep while holding you close. 

D reams- How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Sam knows for sure he wants to marry you. He also wants kids with you but the risk of being raised in the life he kept him up at night. Now don’t get him wrong, he knows that whatever happens, family will take care of it. They always do. But he’s not sure if that’s a risk worth taking. He just wants to have the apple pie life. He’d kill every monster with his bare hands just to have that with you. 

E qual- Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Sam is quite dominant in the relationship. He always takes care of everything for you. He doesn't buy into the stereotype that women should be doing everything for their partners. He tries to help you out with everything and he doesn't take no for an answer. You've known for a while that Sam's love language is Acts of Service. All he's done all his life is help people, so it just seeps into the relationship. Sure he believes that a relationship should be a healthy balance of 50\50, but at the same time, he can't help take over and take care of you. This man is just precious. 

F ight- Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Depending on what the fight was about Sam would be pretty open to forgiving you pretty quickly. However sweet Sam can be, if he believes that he has even a pinky toe to stand on in the fight, he’ll stick to it. It’s only when the shouting has gotten too much for you that you walk away that he may see where you’re coming from. Give him a or two. That way you both had time to cool down. You’ll spend the rest of the day talking it through, seeing each other’s perspectives. Even if you guys can’t agree with each other, you’ll know how to better handle the situation next time. 

G ratitude- How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Even though he mostly does mundane things for you, you try to help out as much as he’ll let you. For example, if you noticed that he has a lot of research to do, while he’s sleeping or is on a supply run, you’ll continue his research so that he’ll have more time to relax and let loose a bit more. You think he doesn’t notice but he does, and he appreciates it. It makes him feel like he hasn’t been ‘slacking off’, or that he hasn’t wasted too much time doing other things. Sometimes you’ll even finish the research and he’ll have nothing much to do for a while. Except relaxing with you of course!

H onesty- Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Sam doesn’t have to hide much from you. You’re a damn good hunter. He would even go as far as to say you were better than him and Dean. He knows damn well you can take care of yourself and that you don’t like being babied often. He knows your secrets as well as you know his. It takes a big weight off his shoulders, knowing he doesn’t have to hide who he is with you. 

I nspiration- Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

You were always an adventurous and carefree person. You always had a hard time balancing fun and work. Sometimes it got you into trouble. Sam noticed this when you two first met and as your relationship got more serious and tried to help you with the balence. By all means you aren’t magically better, but you’re learning. Sam on the other hand, had the same issue. The work and fun balance is a tricky one to master. You help Sam have more fun, like you he’s getting better at having more fun. But again it’s not going to happen overnight. Oh and you eat a salad of two once a month now!

J ealousy- Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

On the rare occasion the Sam gets extremely jealous, it's usually when someone tries to touch. Regardless of whether you let it happen (for fun) or not, he can’t help himself. He wants you all to himself. No Sharing!!

K iss- Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Sam is a very good kisser. He always kisses you like he hasn’t seen you in years. Most of the time his kisses are very rough but intimate. The first kiss was after four dates. Yes that’s a long time but you wanted to make sure you did this right with Sam. Plus he reassured you that he’d wait as long as you wanted to. You were sitting next to Sam in the Library doing some light research since most of it had gotten done earlier that week. The tension had been building up all week, you were finally ready to kiss Sam. Despite this not being your first kiss, you hadn’t kissed many people so understandably, you were nervous. You reached your arm over his and gently closed his laptop and angled your body toward his. You leaned over to him slowly, creeping your hand to his shoulder and finally your lips connected. Sam’s hand softly grabbed your hand on his shoulder and you both stayed like that until you both needed air. That was one of, if not, the most intimate moment you’ve had with Sam so far.

L ove Confession- How would they confess to their s/o?

Sam would be a bundle of nerves when he tries to confess. He’s tried to do it at least three times but each time he either got too nervous or something would interrupt him. Eventually settled for being simple, yet intimate. He had invited you to come to the library with him to sit and read for a while. It was about an hour and a half of you both being immersed in your own books that he told you he was going to the coffee shop in the bookstore to get a coffee. He got you your favorite drink. He had the barista give him a sharpie before they made your drink, then he wrote his message to you and bought you the drink when the order was done. You could see Sam was shaking and fidgeting but you couldn’t tell why.You figured you’d let him tell you when he’s ready. If only you know. You were only a few sips into your drink when you noticed some writing on the cup. Curious, you read the message which read; 

(Y/n), I have loved you from the best of times to the worst. Would you do the honor of going on a date with me?

-Sam

You sat up, a bit stunned. You looked at Sam to see him smiling shyly at you. You couldn’t do much but giggle and nod at the giant softie. 

M arriage- Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Marriage is something Sam and you have talked a lot about it. You two know you definitely want to get married but the question was when. You want to do it sooner rather than later. While Sam agrees, he also feels like that it should be a sign of both of you leaving life for good. Sam is a very nostalgic person, which means he’ll most likely recreate him asking you out and your first date. At the end of the night he’d get down on one knee and before he gets to say one word you burst into tears. When he finishes his speech, you of course say yes and the night continues...elsewhere. 

N icknames- What do they call their s/o?

Sugar is used more often than not. Baby and babygirl are pretty prevalent. Honey Bunch is used less but when he does call you that usually puppy dog eyes are shortly behind. 

O n Cloud Nine- What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

When Sam is in love it’s less obvious to everyone, but if they know Sam, they’ll notice the little things. Things like Sam now has permanent smile lines and his shoulders don’t hold so much tension anymore. If you didn’t come on a hunt with him and Dean he always has Dean stop off to get a bouquet of flowers. Of course he gets shit from Dean but he still does it everytime cause he is a good big brother.

P DA- Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

While Sam will let anyone know that you’re together (if need be), he’s pretty subtle about it. There is the subtle hand on your thigh or around your waist. Maybe a little quick forehead kiss but other than that unless they knew you, someone wouldn’t be able to guess you two are together. 

Q uirk- Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

Sam has this really deep, rich, raspy type of voice. That makes him the BEST narrator ever! He often reads you to sleep when you two spend a lazy night in or if you have a nightmare. He’s there with a book you’ve been reading and he reads you a chapter or two before you’re out like a light. 

R omance- How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Sam is the KING of romance. When he plans something for you, he goes all out! When it comes to making you happy, he’ll do whatever it takes. There are almost no limits to his love. He lives by the term “Happy Wife, Happy Life.”. Sam is pretty nostalgic so he’ll be cliche, but he’ll be creative and add his own twist to it! So you could say he’s pretty creative. 

S upport- Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Sam loves learning about your goals and helping you achieve them. If you have 5 different goals, he's all there for you, helping you learn ways to achieve them quicker. If you want to. If you feel like those goals are impossible to reach, he’s there to help you see nothing’s impossible.

T hrill- Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

While Sam likes to have a solid routine, he tries to keep things *spicy* when it comes to your relationship. Whether it's something mundane or outrageous, you and Sam try your best to keep things fun for the both of you. 

U nderstanding- How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

You and Sam know each other so well it's gotten to the point where if you or him need something, you know what’s needed and how much before the other even opened their mouth. When this happens, Dean just kinda stares at the both of you with a “what the actual fuck?’ look. 

Sam: *sees you walking into the kitchen* Hey babe we-

Y/N: We need to get some milk today. You wanna leave at 11?

Sam: *goes back to drinking his coffee* Yep.

Dean: *freaking the fuck out*

V alue- How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Sam knew from the first date that his life would be in your hands. He trusts you with everything he has. What’s your relationship worth to him? More than any diamonds, jewels, or power. Nothing can ever be worth more than you. 

W ild Card-  A random Fluff Headcanon.

Sam took you to an event at a bar one night for a date. The theme that night was ‘50’s and 60’s dance night!’ He bought you a dress that would be worn in that era and he wore his brand new tux he bought, just for tonight. Just for you. Your feet were screaming in your heels but you and Sam were having too much fun to leave the dance floor. When you guys got home that night Sam gave you the BEST foot rub ever. 

X OXO- Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

In private, Sam will smother you with kisses and cuddles. The man can almost never let you go. The poor touch starved baby.

Y earning- How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Sam likes to log in to your Spotify, he knows most likely wherever you are, you’re listening to your music. He likes to listen to your playlists with you. It makes him feel closer to you. 

(He’ll never admit it but you have better taste in music than him.) 

Z eal- Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

It’ll be a close call but if he had to choose to save Dean or you, he’d choose you. It’d break him for a while, but he knows his brother wants him to have the apple pie life with you. And in the end, he’d always do it. No matter how hard it’d be for him and you every time, he wouldn’t change a thing. 

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A/N: Thank you guys for reading! I hope you enjoyed it. Requests are always open!

Spread Love!

-Marissa

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PIPPA PERCH IS LOOKING FOR LOVE! 🌹

sunset valley’s hottest new single is looking for someone to start a family with - a dynasty of sorts, or a legacy, if you will. hang on, sorry. our producers are letting us know that she wants to start a LEPACY, whatever the hell that is. 

we’re looking for six lucky(ish) contestants to test the fates and see if they can find their soulmate in this wannabe singer-songwriter... with compensation, of course! we understand that the recently leaked footage of pippa eating a worm has started this season of the bachelor off on the wrong foot, but we promise that all contestants will be financially compensated for time spent with pippa, and all worms have been removed from the vicinity of the set. 

if you think you’ve got what it takes to be this gal’s wonderwall, check out the application below and we’ll see you in sunset valley!

sorry, someone is shouting from the other room. pippa wants us to let you all know that she has golden fingers, and a- no, sorry. we can’t say that here.

hello and welcome to the actual info! thank u for considering my smelly daughter and a feature on this smelly blog. here’s some stuff about pippa to get started! 

her traits are brave, daredevil, lucky, great kisser, and easily impressed, and her lifetime wish is golden tongue, golden fingers (aka max guitar and charisma).

pippa is a lesbian! hopefully, this doesn’t need spelling out but just in case: trans women are as welcome as cis women, as well as any nb contestants that wld feel comfortable dating a lesbian and being considered a wlw etc. please don’t be weird about this :)

i only have two real requirements for contestants, though. the first is a little silly: every contestant must have an alliterative name! feel free to go crazy on it - anything can be a name if you want it to be. the second requirement is that the contestants need to have base game traits and ltws! even though the bc is gonna play out with all the packs installed so i can have the most fun, the winner will be going to found a lepacy with pippa and needs to be able to live in a basegame-only save. i’m happy to have cc/store content (with free links is even better cough cough) within reason, but everything else has to be base game or from one of the stuff packs. 

if you’re interested in sending in a contestant, feel free to just send me an ask/dm to reserve your slot and i’ll keep track of em here. and even if you’re not - thanks for sticking around this long! :^)

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