#perch lepacy

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MEET YOUR CONTESTANTS!

from top to bottom: mallory by @arogaba​, digyon by @tragicpixel​, mystery by @dragonplumbobs​, cleo by @aasimaar​, mavis by @vintageplumbobs​, henrietta by @geezsims​, lucy by @plumbobble-head​, harley by @nikatyler​, marilyn by @getboolpropped​, and FINALLY charlie by @lesbisims​! 

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Marilyn Mugo, 27 More like McNightmare

flirty • bookworm • handy • party animal • over-emotional - made by @getboolpropped

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Charlie Choice, 24 Fully Clothed and Afraid

never nude • hydrophobic • lucky • virtuoso • natural cook - made by @lesbisims

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It was a long battle but eventually Lucy and Charlie took a tumble, which means...

MARILYN: I WOOOON!

Marilyn Mugo wins! Well, strictly speaking, Lucy and Charlie will win the exact same reward as her, but it’s the thought that counts. Join us again after the break for the celebrations and commiserations as we see who will be the first contestant to leave... The Bachelor.

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Meanwhile, a local mascot managed to break onto the set!

MARILYN: does anyone else think he’s kinda... hot? HARLEY: i... yeah. MARILYN: i already hate it here.

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Lucy Lettuce, 23 Earth? Flat. Ass? Fat.

neurotic • technophobe • genius • perfectionist • childish - made by @plumbobble-head

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Henrietta Loveleaf, 27 Amateur earth tamper

good • vegetarian • green thumb • coward • easily impressed - made by @geezsims

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While Pippa met our third contestant, Marilyn Mugo, a mysterious portal from the future opened on the front lawn. The producers don’t think this is a breach of the isolation rules of the show, so it’s staying put for now. Anyone who emerges from it will be expected to sign an NDA.

PIPPA: so your profile said something about being a doctor..? MARILYN: yeah, i was watching holby city and then my housemate cracked open a bottle of malibu... and when i woke up, i’d applied to medical school and been accepted. think i also bootycalled some girl called, like, milhouse or something. P: [laughs] been there! M: drunk bootycalls are the worst. P: oh! no, i was talking about the night i watched smash hit pixar™ movie lightyear™ and sleepwalked into NASA hq. baaad night.

Seems like Pippa was totally into Marilyn’s lofty job prospects and taste in British medical dramas - she gave her a 10/10!

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And with that, the contestants have some free time to get to know each other! Marilyn immediately made a beeline for Henri and tried to show off her bee impression, but it seems like something might be in the air between these two...

MARILYN: [squeals] henri’s so cute!

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Harley Hamilton, 26 Not happy to be here

slob • good sense of humour • hot headed • athletic • friendly - made by @nikatyler

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HENRIETTA: the challenge is gonna start soon, right? and that apple ducking trough just appeared over night?

Several of the contestants - and Pippa! - decided to try out the newest addition to the house. We’re not sure whether they’re trying to practice, or if they’re just a bit hungry.

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WE HAVE OUR SINGLETONS!

thank you so much to everyone who sent me a message! i ended up adding an extra slot because i couldn’t say no to so many people, so here’s the seven simmers making pippa a future victim muse :^)

EDIT: i added ANOTHER extra slot bc im a dummy so we have eight contestants now

@nikatyler @dragonplumbobs @plumbobble-head @tragicpixel @vintageplumbobs @geezsims @getboolpropped @arogaba

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Up first, Cleo is taking shots while Mystery defends.

MYSTERY: i’m fourth in line to join the sunset valley regional football team. cleo’s sunglasses aren’t even fully transparent. you do the math.

We did the math on your behalf - Cleo managed to hold her own against our resident sports star, and both she and Mystery came away with 2 points!

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PIPPA: wait... is it too late to back out?

[muffled talking offscreen]

PIPPA: it is..? well, fuck. let’s get into it.

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Up first is Mystery Andrews, DIY enthusiast and local missing person! Let’s see what Pippa thinks of the first contestant.

MYSTERY: i told my family i was going on a hike and then i just drove over to the bachelor house PIPPA: MYSTERY: they haven’t heard from me in three days now. i think i’m gonna be on the news soon. PIPPA: turn off the cameras and wrap this show up. i’ve already found my perfect woman.

Wow! Definitely a spark between these two. Pippa noticed Mystery’s natural charisma and scored her a 10/10!

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Marilyn went through something of a journey before she finally finished her five attempts. Some of the other contestants even stayed in the challenge area to watch! Her prolonged efforts netted her two stuffed toys, leaving her with a less-than-impressive §52.