#should I continue this??

[bloogers-boogers]

Human AU

Alastor intensively staring at Adam.

Lucifer: the fuck are you looking at?

It’s been almost a year since he aimed his next target to the high-school’s popular jock guy’s boyfriend. Alastor was not in any way fond of Lucifer Morningstar. He despised that pretentious fucker.

“You better not be looking at my booty.”

Adam rolled his eyes, used to his boyfriend’s overly jealous behavior, “babe, you’re doing it again.”

“It’s not my fault that you’re that hot that I must protect you at all times from being sexualized by perverts.”

Lucifer steps closer to Adam, cornering him against the lockers, a hand against a locker, arm stretched out while indifferently back facing Alastor; a foolish attempt for blocking Alastor’s point of view. With his diminutive structure it was quite impossible. He could see Adam just fine.

Lucifer had quite a fame during their elementary and middle school years, stuck in scandals here and there from being a trouble maker, to a homeworker to being a backstabbing friend. He was caught in various rumors from stealing his best friend’s girlfriend to stealing the other, from fucking a teacher to stealing from the principal’s office and taking his father’s car to a concert. The only rumors being confirmed of being true was taking his ex girlfriend Lilith from his ex best friend Adam. It was quite the shocker to all, that in the end of their middle school years Lucifer Morningstar had also taken Adam, the guy he backstabbed and also took his girlfriends away. No one knew how can a guy like Adam, after being done all that, still, was capable to take Lucifer. Unlike his previous two relationships, none ended well for Lucifer. But surprisingly with Adam, their relationship has kept strong, it seemed he had been taking it much more seriously compared to the other two and had mellowed down in their first year of high school. Though he’s still the same pretentious asshole to Alastor. And for Alastor’s luck he had history with Lucifer Morningstar. He hated the guy’s guts.

They knew each other since they were little. He firstly met Lucifer Morningstar at their old preschool down town. Lucifer was a wealthy boy, everyone loved him and he was quite the star student back in those early days. Alastor on the contrary was middle class, nothing out of the ordinary to the other kids, not too smart not too dumb either, blended well with the crowd but wanted to be star of the show. He was quite competitive which naturally lead him to compete with Lucifer (another competitive kid) all the time. No one would think they would become friends but they did. Lucifer wasn’t all that bad when he was a spoiled toddler. Nowadays however Alastor would say otherwise. Alastor as a preschool child had wanted to play the main role for a play since the teacher had first announced it, to his dismay Lucifer was given the role and that of-course pissed and upset Alastor, Lucifer had seen this and felt bad; giving him the role saying “it was for losers anyways” and as much as the other boy took offense to this Alastor took it anyways. Somehow from then they became friends. UNTIL. They hit first grade. Lucifer immediately glued himself to Adam on their first day of school. A weird little boy that loved to talk endlessly about animals, telling facts and a lot more based from information and research his father would teach him; who he claimed was a zoologist which is were he got the interest and love for animals from. Lucifer had ended up gifting him a duck plushy for Adam’s birthday and the little boy was stuck to Lucifer’s hip ever since. Lucifer completely forgetting about Alastor. Adam was also a huge baby in elementary school, Lucifer would often stick up for him whenever any of the other kids tried bullying him or start calling him names, he LOVED playing the hero, and Adam loved playing the villain and victim. It worked well for them. Adam would sometimes get to caught up in his own act that he’d get someone else in trouble for his own little mischief. And not say a word to avoid getting in trouble. Alastor would see the whole thing. Almost a shadow to those two boys.

The Adam Alastor currently knew was far more different than the blabber mouth bratty-crybaby-kid he once knew. He was also a team player of the football team (Lucifer was from the basketball team), a jock at best, very vulgar and nasty mouthed on the fields but once hitting school grounds it’s like the guy changes masks and turns to a ‘example to follow’, current class president and straight A+ student, he was a teacher’s pet in lesser words. He LOVED following orders. But he was also a bully. Unlike Lucifer who had reasons to hate someone, Adam does it for attention, but everyone knew he would fold the moment he gets himself in trouble with the principal or his parents. Apologizing and doing anything to make up for it. Not wanting to be looked down at from his superiors. Unlike his boyfriend that was too stubborn and prideful to apologize at all cost, not caring what they thought of him.

Alastor managed to failed one of his classes and the teacher offered him to be given tutoring lessons from Adam, a perfect opportunity to get closer to the guy.

Alastor had been planning to kill Adam for a while. Watching his every move, memorizing his schedule, taking in all information he can from the guy. From who he hangs out with to who he last texted to. This desire to take out the young man all surged from Lucifer calling him out as a freak in-front of the whole school at an assembly. This only encouraged Alastor to hit where it hurt the most. Which was currently his precious boyfriend.

The past month he’s gotten to learn a lot about Adam. He wasn’t that bad to hang around with and was genuinely very smart. He also figured out why it was easy for Adam to get good grades, the guy was a quick learner he picked up a subject immediately like it was second nature for him after just reading a few pages or one lecture. He had his notes organized, naming them by things he liked claiming it was an easier tactic for him to “get the memo”. Only Adam could understand his own tricky methods of studying.

Lucifer of-course did not like the arrangement from the very beginning. Jealous by nature, skeptical from feeling. Alastor of-course had expected that to happen, so he came prepared for anything. However he couldn’t prevent Lucifer from sticking around their study sessions or following Adam around like a love-struck puppy, waiting for him to drive him back home or dropping him off to the class Adam and Alastor would usually meet up in to study. Lucifer made sure Adam was always never alone, safe and comfortable whenever he left him with Alastor. He did NOT trust Alastor. He never let Adam go to Alastor’s house to study, it was either a classroom while Lucifer was stuck in the fields practicing or at a public place.

It was like Lucifer was on his every move, and honestly, it impressed Alastor to a certain point.

“Lucifer, you promised you’ll try to not smoother me,” Adam lightly scolded as he gently blew a strand of Lucifer’s hair outta of the way from covering the blonde’s blue eyes.

“It’s not smothering you when I’m protecting you,” Lucifer defended as he smirked and grabbed Adam from his hips, making him move closer. Adam rolled his eyes with the biggest smile and a light chuckle.

Alastor rolled his eyes, walking away from the sickening display of affection of the two. However he stopped, slickly hiding behind a corner after overhearing something that caught his attention; Adam telling Lucifer something very interesting and useful.

“You should leave early today, I’ll be fine. Don’t wait for me.”

“I can’t. I don’t trust that guy.”

“Alastor is obnoxious at best not some crazy serial killer. Relax, babe, go visit your brother at the hospital. He needs your support more than anything right now.”

“… I know, but there’s just something off about him! I can’t pinpoint what it is..”

“You said Michael would have his surgery today didn’t you?”

“…” a long pause.

“Go.”

“Adam.. please be careful okay? Call me if anything!”

Alastor could literally hear the loud sound of a goodbye smooch on the cheek before the sound of squeaky sneakers; running from a distance was heard.

Alastor smiled wide. This was it. Lucifer finally left Adam completely alone. This was his chance to get Adam once and for all.

[97b0n3s]

Sigh maybe in another life Jim Kirk would’ve made a nice top model

ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT. Spock would be a sought after top model his sheer cuntiness, height, slenderness would all make him soo perfect. His ability to make any garment look absolutely amazeballs would lead to great things.

Kirk was told by many of his friends and acquaintances that his sheer charm and ability to serve needed to be brought to the attention of fashion designers unfortunately he was gifted with rocking pecs and a short torso but nonetheless for the fun of it he tried out at a top modeling agency in San Francisco that was known for birthing the biggest models out there. A long shot he thought but worth one.

It was all over the news about a young Vulcan taking modeling by storm being desperately sought out by modeling agency across the galaxy but settled on the one in San Francisco. After all it seemed to be the logical choice seeing the amount of top models came out of it absolutely victorious in conquering every quadrant.

Christopher Pike in this is a modeling agent taking Spock as his top student at this point he wasn’t even a student he was practically an upcoming empire but he noticed the new comer. Short torso.. height.. not too tall.. to any modeling agent they would scoff, what a joke! Not Pike, no. He saw absolute potential in this charming young new face in the business. The absolute gall this boy had intrigued Pike. He saw his interactions with the other models and no other new faces complimented each other better than those two..

[eyeslikewatercoolers]

Real haters of AI scraping write Omegaverse fanfiction to mess with them

Ooooh, good idea, friend! (I originally wrote this in like 20 minutes on my phone, but it's been edited, I got way too excited to fool the AI bots)

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Sasha looked over at the female wolf lying in front of her, who collapsed on the outskirts of the pack’s territory. The wolf’s skin wasn’t warm to the touch, so Sasha assumed she collapsed from exhaustion, not an illness.

“How long has she been here?” She asked her pack-mates behind her who lead her here.

“We aren’t sure, the twins found her by the spring this morning when they were gathering water.” Aura said behind her.

“Spice told us that she was walking really slow and ran off when she noticed her and Sugar.” Jax chimed in.

Sasha nodded, kneeling over the wolf to get a closer look. Her fur seemed dusty, and she had a scar through her left eye. Her breathing seemed ragged and shallow, and Sasha could feel the outline of her rib cage under the fur.

She stood up, turning to Aura and Jax, “I think she’s been in her wolf form for a while now, so I’m guessing she’s been traveling. She’s probably exhausted, and she seems like she hasn’t had a good chance to hunt in some time either.”

“Where do you want us to drop her off at?” Aura asked since Sasha was strict about lone wolves roaming around their territory. It's been years since the Alpha allowed in a new pack member.

“No need, bring her to the main cabin. I’ll have Loosey take a closer look at her in case she’s injured.” Something about this wolf made Sasha want to keep her close by the pack, who knew what this wolf could have been through?

Aura and Jax lifted the wolf carefully and started carrying her back to the main cabin. As they walked by, Sasha could tell this wolf was an Omega.

Her distinct scent made Sasha know immediately that she just got out of her last heat.

[djungleskogs]

it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.

[noodles-and-tea]

Last part whoo!!!

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4

[odetoscavengers]

YEAR OF THE SNAKE

[velvetwyrme]

aHhh okay so the discussions of Titan!Megatron on @callsign-relic's blog have fully. FULLY taken over my brain and ive been drawing stuff for it for like the last few days nonstop

the tl;dr of this is AU is pretty much "what if Megatron got turned into a titan/cityformer as a form of penance/imprisonment and now roams the empty wasteland of Cybertron forever" plus "IDW Megatron has really fucked up internals so... what if that, but as a City?"

and of course since he's a Titan, that also means he has a cityspeaker... or three. One per sub-AU thing. Theres 3 options. 3 flavours of AU.

i have so much art to make. but in the meantime, for more info! check out the #titan au tag on Relic's blog :]!! (also uhh potential ns//fw warning for the link shfjbdkd)

Hi. My battery is running out once again so design and art notes get chucked here instead of an image.

The cuffs and collar are hardwired into Megatron, so I made the lights the same colour as his biolights!

I imagine that on the tops of his shoulders there are solar panels, even if you can't see them here lol.

I really wanted to keep the swirly bits on Megatron's chest from IDW

Other art notes:

The second picture with the seekers is (loosely) inspired by a discussion about whether or not Megatron gets visitors or not. I thought about who would visit him and well... I think this is as close as Starscream realistically gets to visiting him.

Extra detail about that piece is that Thundercracker and Skywarp are keeping watch from above! Also drawing Megatron took me like 8 hours because I was struggling with his legs really badly kshffkbfkdsbdk,, the background went much faster, funnily enough.

Optimus specifically isn't wearing his Autobot badge any more.

This isn't relevant in this series of images, but Ultra Magnus's eye markings are only on the Magnus armour. His other two forms do not have them :] (... until he begins to discard the armour, that is.)

Megatron is roughly 3200m/2 miles tall. Technically he could have clouds around his knees, but I thought this looked a little bit cooler lol.

Also, height chart! Him big. I didn't even attempt to put a human for scale because that'd be. near impossible with this scale.

[vivitalks]

freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia

junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress

[egophiliac]

since Eng is getting 7.5 soon(?), I felt motivated to go back to my Meleanor rig and make her a couple of lesson animations! ...except for alchemy, because the cauldron bubbles proved too hard to photoshop around, whoops.

maybe she just got lost on her way to the classroom...?

(credit: backgrounds are from the game, I just put her on top of 'em)

(aside from the backgrounds, this is not an edit, I drew her from scratch! please do not tag or treat as an edit!)

[doesephs]

spent six hours on boobalicious vi when i could have learned to backflip. my life is a joke.

[dollyfetti]

a little nerd!bakugou x bimbo!reader drabble bc i love nerds!! :3

"mmh, i dunno, you're just so pretty, baby." you exhale shakily, batting your lashes seductively at the flustered boy sitting inches away from you with textbooks surrounding him on your bed. you were supposed to have a study night with your boyfriend, but it's hard when he looks like that! his cute reading glasses falling down his nose, a simple black tank, and messy blonde hair after a long day. katsuki's nose twitches as he readjusts his position. your hand falls to his knee, your thumb rubbing in small circles while waiting for him to make eye contact with you. he shyly drops the pen in his hand, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose with a nervous sigh. "we haveta study babe. ya promised, r'member?" he huffs, grabbing ahold of your hand while you slightly pout your glossy lip. you whine, scooting closer to him so you can feel his hot breath fanning against your face. "but honey..." you whine in a sugary-sweet tone. "i need you.." you whisper, pawing at the collar of his shirt. "fuck this." katsuki spits, throwing the textbook of his lap and pulling your neck towards him into a heated kiss.

[qoldenskies]

i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases

[anistarrose]

I've seen a poll like this for both fandom size and romantic ("/") rarepairs on AO3, but never for platonic ("&") relationships, so:

[4bsurdcreature]

These two idiots

[hyenaa-euphoria]

best buddies

aaahhh hope you like this idea jajaja i tried to do angst for the first time in my lifeee

dogday is a therapist for kids btw :P

[v-albion]

“Nexus Champion”

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