#shorts (2009)

[allmyandroids]

James Spader as Mr. Black - Shorts (2009)

[jtspaderstills]

him wearing half-rim glasses— I literally could do nothing but kneel

[tubapun]

Not worth the rewatch

[k0sk1]

THIS GODDAMN MOVIE

IT WAS SO GOOD. I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS A KID AND THERE AS A SAUSAGE MAN LIKE A GUY GOT TURNED INTO A SAUSAGE AND THERE WAS A GIANT IT FUCKED SO GOOD AT LEAST FROM THE LIKE 5 SCENES AND THE VAGUE CONCEPT OF THIS MOVIE THAT I REMEMBER AND IT WAS SO. CREATIVE. I MUST WATCH IT AGAIN.

[doofusschweetz]

I'm not like other girls. She's my idol since I was 4

[chasethedemigod]

these too

anyone remember these

[mr--spock]

Admit it, Spock. For people like us, the journey itself… is home.

[homebrewandhypotheticals]

Hypothetical for you all: A fictional character of your choice from the last piece of media you enjoyed (whoever you think would be most interesting) finds a peculiar stone at the end of a rainbow: the Rainbow Wishing Rock from hit 2009 children's comedy film, Shorts! This stone allows the wielder to grant any wish they so desire, no matter how strange or ridiculous, even able to grant power that "could destroy the entire universe". It can also do stranger things, like give an infant super intelligence to the point they can stop time, summon aliens from another world to become your allies, alter a person's body so that they can only perceive you, instantly construct giant fortresses, grant a child "telephonesis", aka the ability to connect to any and all telephones in the world via a phone through his head purely because he forgot the word "telekinesis", and basically anything else you or the character can think of.

However, it must be noted that the stone is a conscious entity unto itself, and though it hardly ever speaks or exerts its own will, if it feels its powers are being used too fickly, it'll revoke all wishes made using it and teleport away through another rainbow, passing on to another place to tempt yet another would-be wisher. It seems to have a pretty high tolerance for bullshit, though, since it took a guy literally wishing to become the strongest being on the planet and almost murdering his entire company town for it to tap out.

What does your fictional character use the stone for, and how does the existence of this stone alter the story and the setting? Would they use the stone responsibly, or would the Wishing Rock revoke access and disappear? What's the weirdest wish that a character in your setting would end up asking for?

Tl;Dr: Fictional character of your choice from the last piece of media you enjoyed finds a magic, rainbow-colored rock that grants the wishes of anybody who holds it. What do they use the stone for, how does the stone alter the story/setting, and what's the weirdest wish somebody in the setting would ask for?

[itsvalpenguin1]

Silly comic I made after having a heart attack when I woke up with my cat staring at my soul

[morxynerd]

thing for fun (if they even could eat lol

[ronwestbreeze]

neteyam’s twin sister is the twin that came second but carried equal responsiblity.

neteyam’s twin sister is alot more outgoing and charming compared to the quiet and more reserved half of her.

neteyam’s twin sister is a mama’s girl. always wearing her emotions on her sleeve, always so expressive. she was the sylwanin and the tom out of the twins.

neteyam’s twin sister is his best friend. his other half. spiritually bonded for life the two of them. while different they somehow mesh as well as an oiled machine. she is the one person he could go to, the one person he could express himself freely without having to be a warrior first. or the older brother first. with her he is just a child, like her.

neteyam’s twin sister is jake sully’s first baby girl and that was never going to change. his little princess that reminded him so much of tom and him at the same time. the good parts of him, that is. and there was a certain innocence to her. one that af ather should protect with his last breath.

neteyam’s twin sister sometimes came at odds with lo’ak. the two had very hard headed and stubborn personalities. so much so, they would always clash and fight as siblings do. kiri would often be in the middle of it, calling them both immature. their fights wouldn’t last long, not with neteyam interfering and making them apologize to each other. neteyam was always the one to get her to listen. only him.

neteyam’s twin sister always had little tuk following her around and copying everything she did. she is her role model after all, tuk couldn’t help but look up to her and kiri.

neteyam’s twin sister doesn’t like the amount of responsiblity he puts on himself. always offers to share the burder as they technically already shared the title of older siblings. but neteyam always refused her, always reminded her that their paths were meant to be different and that she didn’t have to follow him everywhere. she was free to be her own person.

neteyam’s twin sister doesn’t like when their father cracks down on both neteyam and lo’ak. the sky people have made their return and everything had become so tense. neteyam is constantly training, lo’ak wants to be like their father. she keeps offering to help her twin brother, keeps telling him to stop taking on so much responsibility but neteyam just smiles and assures her things are going to be okay while their grandmother bandages his recent wounds.

neteyam’s twin sister cries and cries and cries when they are forced to go into exile from their home. their shared grief brought them closer again, after a year of feeling like they were too far away from each other.

neteyam’s twin sister isn’t fitting in well with the metkayina clan. she’s not used to their world and feels out of place, out of her element. neteyam and her are back to being inseparable, navigating this whole new world together.

neteyam’s twin sister starts getting along better with lo’ak because they both shared their insecurities about being outsiders. neteyam is glad.

neteyam’s twin sister feels helpless every time neteyam and lo’ak are yelled at by their parents. but she sticks up for them the best she can, even if her parents discourage the behavior. and whenever she does, jake and neytiri always wore looks of disappointment. as if they expected better.

out of bitterness, neteyam’s twin sister is called “the perfect princess” by lo’ak and she utterly despises it and gets into another fight with him, this time neteyam nowhere in sight to break them up.

in the end their fight didn’t matter…

neteyam’s twin sister is scared to death when her stubborn yet sweet younger brother goes to save payakan. she doesn’t hesitate to go along with her twin, tsireya, and the others to help him save his new friend.

neteyam’s twin sister doesn’t hesitate to save her little sister and brother from the sky people. nor does she hesitate to go with tuk to try and save kiri. it didn’t matter if she ended up captured with the two of them. as long as the two were protected by her, then it was okay…..

neteyam’s twin sister feels a sudden hole in her chest. she doesn’t know where this feeling had come from but she dreads it. as if something was wrong. as if something bad had happened….

neteyam’s twin sister feels her heart sink when quaritch mentions loosing one of his boys. she wonders right then which brother she lost. she wonders if this hole in her chest had already given her an answer…

neteyam’s twin sister reunites with her family on stray debris, allowing them to pull her in to a tight hug. but she doesn’t bother to respond to any of it.

you don’t bother to respond to your father’s cautious yet gentle calls of your name. you don’t bother to acknowledge your mother’s tears as she cups your cheeks.

you’ve….

you’ve lost him.

you find your twin lying still on the piece of rock, right where your family had left him to come and save you.

you never could imagine loosing your twin. nor the pain that came with it. the silence that settled around you. the emptiness of it.

lo’ak’s older sister falls to her knees.

and cries.

and cries.

and cries.

and cries.

he had never seen her cry. not like this.

lo’ak’s older sister is quiet as stone when she watches her twin lay with eywa. leaving her behind for good.

[allmyandroids]

[zegalba]

Yohji Yamamoto Pour Homme 'Silk Cobra Shorts' Autumn/Winter (2009)

[brawngp2009]

Brawn: The Impossible Formula 1 Story | Monaco 2009

[beautyofattolia]

Avatar: the Way of Water Incorrect Quote

Jake: All right, now pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Lo’ak: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Jake: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention span.

[s-14r1s]

eyes tell a thousand words - johnlock

| wordcount: 409 — extremely rushed, i just wanted to post something for my page may be deleted if this totally flops </3

— eyes tell a thousand words solaris

john watson x sherlock holmes - sherlock POV

There he stood proudly, with a promising smile and enlightened eyes locked on his newly wedded wife. No other trace of thought, not even a pinch to his shoulder, could pull his gaze away from her. Away from her, and to me, it was unattainable. It was even absurd to think that I, with rough brown hair and a bruised face, could even become nearly as fascinating as the gentle blonde-haired lady with skin smooth as porcelain. Though, even though I, the great Sherlock Holmes, observed from the sidelines playing the appreciative friend, sinfully yearned for his attention in a moment that had no involvement in my existence.

A selfish bastard I was, to even think of taking the light of Mary Morstan. To have my hand taken gently by Watson, just as he does with her.

I felt the shame, through and through.

The con of being gifted with such a great mind is having to deal with a strong imagination that often tugs at your heartstrings at the wrong time. A mind distracted by the possible future I could’ve had with such a man. More adventures, more memories, more time. This end was inevitable. It was only a matter of time before he left our home, distanced himself, and found a love of his own. I only wished I had made a bolder move beforehand. Regret is what drives me to ache for Watson more. The thought that I, Sherlock Holmes, could’ve even had the slightest chance with him. It felt like a crazed idea at the time. Though now that I stand here, at my dearest friend's wedding, I only wished that I’d realized it sooner, that my time with Watson had been limited from the start. I only wished that I forced myself to place myself in Mary’s spot.

But, I am not a lady. For I do not have the same golden hair as she does, or the slender face complimented by her glowing color, and the subtle curves of her body. No, I do not have the touch of a woman that Watson hopes for. On account of this, I must shield my thoughts behind a stubborn face and act proud for my dear Watson.

I watch, with a slow gaze, as he takes his wife into a soft kiss. One that I’ll never be given the chance to share with Watson because I am but a troublesome, psychotic man with no heart.