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"Using the Chop Sticks."
China, 1920s (?).
#magic lantern#COLOUR Glass Magic Lantern Slide#china#chinese#shop sticks#chopsticks#orientalism#hand-coloured photograph#slide#exoticism
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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?
Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.
I hope this is the right meme.
More silliness below.
This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.
The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.
You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.
Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.
I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.
Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.
Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.
Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.
The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.
One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.
They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.
You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time#Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick??#As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt#no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in#Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter#I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international#But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping#The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind#I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done#King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic
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Prompt 218
“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!”
Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside.
He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude.
“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?”
Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny: I’m going to be a better parent than my parents & not get distracted by work#He has a couple of the clones’ cores too#Does it count as mpreg?#Danny has a garden shop/bookstore at ground level#He’s gotten better at cooking but he doesn’t trust them not to come alive so he sticks to drinks#Halfas are like phoenixes when they have to retreat to their core#They come out as babies thanks to having to rebuild their human flesh body from scratch#Why yes they’re in Gotham- he’s lived in several different cities over the last few decades#Doesn’t look a day over thirty somehow (it’s the ectoplasm)#Space Core Danny#Sun Core Dan#Moon Core Ellie#Why yes he named his clone-sons after stars#Shadow Core Orion#Bed Sheet Ghost#Earth Core Rigel#Monster Ghost#Light Core Algor#Tiny Ghost#Sun Core Draco#Yes Danny is an adult with a pair of small children & 4 more on the way what of it#dad danny#Mom Danny#He is both#prompts
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this has been sitting in my camera roll for almost a year now and i think it’s time it gets released into the world
#i made him transparent and now I just stick him places.#putting the Man in Situations(tm)#my art#can I call this art#saw the balloon in a shop said my boy needs that shit#digital art#Reanimator#re animator#re-animator#reanimator 1985#herbert west reanimator#herbert west#jeffery combs
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Stickers I did and one of my favorite AU, xianxia yay !! It was one of the prize for the Rally, but I still have a few leftovers. Available on my shop !
#I'm so proud of these stickers like I ordered a big batch just so I can keep half of them and stick them EVERY WHERE#shi guang dai li ren#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#I think on my shop I wrote Chen xiaoshi I'm so sorry#shop open#lycheeluv#link click#shiguang
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headcanon that Ghost doesn’t know how to drive a manual transmission. Military vehicles are all automatic, and he’d never had a reason or opportunity to learn, so he just… hadn’t. At least, not well. He’d driven stick shifts enough to understand the basics and not stall every time he got behind the wheel, but it’s not something he’s super comfortable with
When he retires (or is forced to retire), the car that Price sets him up with is a manual. He makes it back to the flat (that Price also set him up with) with no small amount of frustration, and he spends the rest of the following week in a state of near-paralysis
If it were just the car, it would be fine. He’s not afraid of learning new things, and he’s definitely not one to let his own pride get in the way of being a functional adult human being. But it’s not just the car. It’s the disruption to his whole routine, the stark unfamiliarity of civilian life, the fundamental alteration of his entire life being uprooted and hastily replanted. The car is just the physical embodiment of it
He’s avoids driving as much as possible, because he hates the reminder that things are different. If he just stays in his flat, he can almost pretend that he’s just on leave. So he lives on take-out, he doesn’t furnish his flat past the bare essentials, he doesn’t let himself settle in
It all comes to a head when Johnny tries to visit on his leave. He asks Simon to pick him up at the airport, and Simon… can’t. He’s built such a mental barrier around his car, the physical manifestation of everything slipping out of control in his life, and he just… can’t
He calls Johnny, who’s obviously still at the airport if the background noise is any indication, and he pours it all out. The empty flat, the constant take-out, the unmoored feeling, and above all, the fucking car. He’s scared, he’s alone, he’s in over his head, and it’s the first time he’s admitted any of it. When he finishes his outpouring of uncharacteristic emotion, Johnny just says, “I’ll help you buy a new car,” like it’s that easy, like that will solve everything
And it does, because the car was never just a car. Johnny cashes in all of his built-up leave time and helps Simon pick out a new (automatic transmission) car. He helps Simon shop for furniture, even if it takes all day and they both leave the store frustrated with nothing to show for it. He helps Simon stock his pantry with ingredients, snacks, and pre-prepared meals, because some days are worse than others. He helps Simon get his feet underneath him, because it’s something he’s never had to do before
He never drives a manual transmission again and he thinks that maybe that’s okay
#something something wanting to push through the discomfort but realizing he doesn’t have to anymore#anyway I’m stuck for the next week with only a stick shift for transportation and it’s genuinely anxiety-inducing#I’m writing this to stave off a panic attack over the thought of having to go grocery shopping tomorrow#I fucking hate city driving in a stick shift and I will project all of my anxiety onto Ghost because I can 😌#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#tombstone's epitaphs#tombstone’s silly hcs
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Hi everyone, I hate to do this, but unfortunately all of my bills got charged at once, so I'm in the negatives pretty badly.
The good news is that I start my new job this week! The bad news is I won't start getting paid until next friday.
Until then I could use some help.
Here's a link to my ko-fi, I still have commissions open, and I also set up a shop!
https://ko-fi.com/okcassin
And to my Etsy, where I re-uploaded some prints that had heen taken down, and also have a 25% off sale for orders $40 and up.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OkCassinArt
Even just a couple of dollars goes a long way!! Only if you have the means though, and I realize there are much more dire fundraisers out there than mine right now which should take priority. Still, if you were already thinking of buying a print or something, now would be a good time 🙏
If you're broke like me, a reblog would also be so appreciated!
Thanks a bunch for reading this far, fucking godspeed everyone!!!!
#commissions#shop#donations#*ralph wiggums voice* haha I'm in danger!#i also gotta renew my drivers license in like a week#or at least by the end of the month. so that's another $80 or so#alright alright alright#forgot some tags oop#crowdfunding#mutual aid#financial aid#community aid#mp100#<- apologies but i'm gonna stick this in the tag after all
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(to know more about the story and the calendar on pre-order check out previous posts!)
August’s big thing is actually something they did many times already, but in the comfort of their own environment. This time, Allura booked their performance, one of her favorites, for a party - proud friend as she was, never shutting up about how many competitions they won her.
The standing ovation they get, seems accurate for the work they both put into getting there.
#klance#voltron legendary defender#listen august and keiths silly socks and lances pretty heels ar just so important to me#danceAU making them let go of their fears and grudges so they can have a healthy loving relationship is just#ugh#i also want to say allura is such a business woman in danceAU she is way too OP and im sticking by it#we havent reached first stretch goal yet but im dreaming of the second one i really want seasonal notepads#if its closer to the second than to the first i might do them anyway#i want grocery shopping lists on autumn and hobbies on winter and work on spring and summer and extracurriculars on space
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the restock basket is full - you know what that means >:) tomorrow (november 1st!) 5pm gmt, shop update!! 🎉
#the listings will be quite limited - even if they don't sell I'll be taking them down probably before the end of next week#because I'm moving the week after!#so these little guys won't be sticking around in the shop for long :)#art#crochet#amigurumi#pokemon#nintendo#pokemon crochet#steven universe#dragonite
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via earwolf (jacob anderson on TV, I Say w/ Ashley Ray) and Den of Geek SDCC interview
Jacob talked about him and Sam going to universal studios and spending 40 minutes in a sticker shop + the IWTV cast spilling the beans about Jam dates and Sam mentioning sticker play (whatever that means 🙃)
Sam: "It's a team effort" Rolin: "JACOB AND SAM GO BOWLING TOGETHER" Sam: "And ice cream and sticker play… Interviewer: Care to elaborate? 🤨 Sam: Make it up" 💀
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#assad zaman#delainey hayles#rolin jones#interview with the vampire#not the interviewer saying she also likes stickers and jacob going “anyways SAM AND I”#they are soulmates/kindred spirits#Dinner every night in the same restaurant; bowling; eating ice cream a lot; sticker play; long walks; sitting in park benches…Jam pleaseeee#i cant with sam making the chemistry question about the entire cast and crew in a super generic way just for rolin to bring it back to what#i think Sam wanted to say “sticker shopping” but the fact he didnt even bother correcting himself makes me think there must be some truth o#like where are they sticking the stickers?! i cant even. my mind goes to all the worst possible scenarios 🔞#what do you mean sir?#Either Sam is condoning/encouraging jam fanfic or he underestimates the imagination and kinkiness of this fandom 😂#Sam this is not how you stop the allegations
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#the article says the show runners are going to try shopping it to other streaming services#maybe next time you fucking actually stick to the plot elements of the IP#halo
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My lunch arrived :)
Screaming crying throwing up.
@blackseafoam THESE ARE AMAZING AAAAAAA THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
And the little Wrecker helmet doodle :')
Oh my god, I love these so much, I almost don't want to put them anywhere AAAAAAA I'm in love!!!
Love love love love!!
Thank you!!! 🩵
This has been a PSA to go and buy sticker sheets from @blackseafoam Do it do it do it
#not actually going to put these in my mouth#but aaaaa they're so lovely#just want to eat your art#this is amazing#made my whole fucking month#now to go buy something to stick these bad boys on 💪🏼💪🏼#tbb#the bad batch#tcw#sw tcw#501st#sticker sheet#others shop
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little tease been working on this adopts for a while~
#friend told me to do bidding but idk how that works </3#and i think i might stick to one site cause i feel a little overwhelmed adding these adopts in all of my active sites augh#kinda wanna just throw them into my kofi shop and ppl pay for it ya know#but i'll probs open dms for a short period for bidding ya i might try twt first#if it fails there i'll delete the post and migrate them to here#AND IF IT FAILS HERE i'll migrate them to insta AND IF IT FAILS THERE I'll finally settle them to my kofi shop#txt
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my boss loves shopping, and has mentioned a couple times that if I do come to visit the European headquarters, I should take some time, go to Milan! go to Paris! there's a train, it's so easy, you can lose all day to wandering through fashionable clothing shops---
I am running out of polite ways to demur, and not say "I can think of no more unpleasant way to spend a vacation."
#there are 10+ museums in your city. why on earth would I want to buy clothes.#we have clothes in the US! you know what we don't have?#churches founded before america was a country. (before your country was a country.)#also. well.#she has seen me in person. do you think there's a single shop in milan or paris that would welcome a tall fat american. do you.#I think I should stick to walking tours and admiring the architecture.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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Hiya! I love your writing and I'm so glad to be seeing you on my dash bc I haven't in a while! For your writing revival game, can I suggest:
"Incandescent" and either Ushijima or Osamu?
hi cheesy! 🥹 this is so nice of you to say, thank you 🥹 i've been a bit on and off here and there over the past few months because work has just been so busy 🥺 but i'm glad to be back here too!! thank you for sending in a prompt 🥹
contains: established relationship, halloween outfits, miya dynamics
osamu + incandescent
there are a lot of reasons why atsumu loves you for his brother―you bring osamu food when he barely has time to eat in the shop, and you send picture updates in the group chat you have with the two of them and ma. you also give him your extra onigiri when osamu says he's had too much.
you're there for osamu in times when he can't be, and for that, he's grateful.
this time though, he thinks he might just be indebted to you.
"people're g'na ask ya to sit on me," osamu glances at your costume before staring at the mirror again. from the dining table across the room, atsumu is holding in his laugh, doing his best to keep the water in his mouth.
tonight is onigiri miya's annual halloween party, and you've managed to somehow convince osamu to dress as a burner―red incandescent light and all.
"so i will," you smile sweetly, adjusting the foam handle of your outfit. the theme for the party is: onigiri miya, and truly, what is more essential to the shop than an electric burner and its pan?
from the side of the room, you think atsumu nearly chokes.
"it'll be cute," you step towards him, reaching for the black switch along his hip, "plus, you even light up!"
in an instant, he glows red, the spiral pattern along his chest lighting up like an electric burner heating up. atsumu snorts, erupting into a fit of laughter as he slaps his knee.
"shit," he wipes a tear while holding up his phone camera, "can't wait f'ma to see this."
osamu looks at him from the mirror, deadpan, "yeah, show'er ya shitty dye job too."
because atsumu doesn’t look any better at all, dressed as none other than osamu for halloween―black long sleeves with an apron, a pair of gloves and osamu's actual work pants. the cap on top of his head rests on temporarily dyed jet black hair, but he's done it in such a haste that his blonde roots are still showing.
you laugh, never quite getting used to their antics despite being a witness to it for years. halloween with the twins is always a memory you look back on fondly, and you don't think this year will be any different at all.
#osamu x reader#hq x reader#shotorus.workbook#hope you like this cheesy! it's a bit shorter than the others but i tried to stick to the 20 minute time limit i intended#and i love exploring the miya dynamics 🥺#incandescent was tough bc i didnt know that not all things that lit up were incandescent 😭😭😭 apparently there's a difference#from flourescent and LED etc. and so on#so i was trying to find the one thing that was incandescent and could relate to osamu#this honestly went through multiple swaps jhsbdfjs i was initially thinking of fallen angel osamu then i changed it to soulmate osamu#but finding ways on how to fit incandescent into it was a bit tough until i thought of this one !#anyway ! additional stuff: i thought atsumu dressing up as osamu would be funny esp if he still manages to fuck it up somehow HAHBAFSH#i also like the idea of a reader who just gets him to do outrageous things like this#+ i love the addition of the lights hsdbfsd i think it's so creative and so cute#i also know that most commercial food shops/restaurants would prefer gas burners/stoves but for the sake of the prompt#lets assume that osamu prefers electric ones for onigiri miya HAHAHA#there's rlly minimal cooking anyway ....#ask#rep#cheesypuffkins87#ask game answered
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finally got my fluffyrice keychain tests in! these guys turned out much bigger than I anticipated (and after noticing a very specific error on one of these 😅) but they honestly turned out pretty nice!
#kagarambles#trainer riley#stat trainer riley#champion lance#lance pokemon#its not specifically rice but. it goes in my tag anyway bfhdvfh#fluffyriceshipping#🐉🍚🌊#pmex ex colors and shiny colors are on the back while the front has the base colors and an epoxy coating to give it a rounder feel#honestly wasn't expecting this to turn out as good as it did. so i'm kinda proud of them#to the keenest eyes you probably will notice an error and honestly yeah. i didn't notice until they were already shipped out :[#that and size too these guys are like. a good 3 inches (big;;;) so I'm probably sticking to 1.5-2 inches for next time#but if there's any interest for these guys to make and sell on my kofi shop definitely let me know!#might throw a google form up in a reblog if people actually want some of these guys + more characters ya'll wanna recommend#I'm like. fluffyrice brained so of course i had to make the single thing keeping my brain afloat into merch catering to Me
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