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[majimasleftasscheek]

👉👉 main shop

❗ UK/EU pls use etsy! at this time I can't ship to Germany due to LUCID

*everything is on preorder till 12/31/23! shipping is expected around March! etsy will say the processing is mid February (but that's just the max I can put on etsy lol, shipping is still slated for March)

if anyone has questions or concerns, pls do feel free to dm me!

[theartisticintrovert]

Hello everyone! It's June again, which means it's pride month! (Yes I know it's the 10th shh don't worry about it). I'd like to remind everyone about my Pride Owls collection on Redbubble, which is my collection of pride merch! I have other designs as well, but these are specifically Pride-themed! Go check them out!

Brand new for 2023 is the Two-Spirit design, based on the flag by miigwan! This design is featured in the image above. Go check out the shop!

If you don't want to buy anything from the shop, my commissions are open. I'm also considering opening a Ko-Fi, because ya boi is Struggling lmao. I don't want to pull the "poor queer disabled artist" card, but I have literally $14 in my bank account, so anything helps lol.

Anyway, I'm not sure if posts with links still don't show up in tags, so please reblog!

Pride Owls Collection Regular Shop Commission Info (Regular) Commission Info (Furry)

[kitefreecss]

ayyyy finally the gingkite sticker pack!!

20% off sale!!!

[boyenthusiast]

girl help i want to digitize my financial notes but idk what a spreadsheet is

[teaboot]

Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.

"Closed at 6pm" does not mean "The entry door locks up at 6, but if you're already inside you can keep on shopping."

It means, "you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm."

This is not up for debate

This is just how things work

[radiance1]

The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

[vurelly]

how am i meant to ha wahoo yippee through life in these conditions

[robo-beasty]

Two brooos, chillin in a saunaaaa~

Print!!/Shop

[ineffablejaymee]

brb gotta decapitate my crush on a battlefield

[hoofpeet]

Girls b drinking iced coffee

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Shop is open”

1 - Green Eye - 5 currency

2 - enchantment stripper - 17 currency

3 - helm of savann - 46 currency

4 - purple crystal growth - 20 currency

5 - Sock shell - 50 currency

6 - Palm gauntlet - 20 currency

7 - heart - 5 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - Cain - 10 currency

Orb - ritual - 10 currency

Robes - red/blue - 1 currency per robe

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"Consumables"

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1 - Mana potion - 10 currency

2 - violet vial - 5 currency

3 - skin of dragon mana - 20 currency

4 - healing tablet - 10 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer @damnable-druid @local-pickpocket @ignisuadaroleplay @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem

[majimasleftasscheek]

more shop shit

I got plans for more merch next year like Goromi booby mousepad, more charms, standees, and some redos of older stuff I think I can do better with so more preorders will be held next year. no biggie if anyone misses the current one now! I'll also be sure to get extra stock anyway in case 👍 big thanks in advance to anyone that orders, I've been dying to finally get the blorbo train rolling 😩💦

[plutoarttv]

this has been sitting in my camera roll for almost a year now and i think it’s time it gets released into the world

[kitefreecss]

GLAMOUR GIRL PRISS Prints | Stickers (SILLY VERSION PRINTS)

wanted to see what would happen if i drew someone i hate :)

[boyenthusiast]

ooh you want to buy my gay little shirts you want to buy them so baddd

(these are just mockups i havent had a chance to actually make them)

[lazylittledragon]

ok so i can't remember if i've already said this here but very exciting news: i'll have a table at megacon london in january next year!!