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HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!

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comic transcribed from a conversation i had with my brother today when his joke did not land in japanese. it reminded me of them. the perils of being a bilingual funnyjokesperson

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Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords

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nuance for situation lovers: i would consider being able to use them as you can eat your entire meal functionally. to vote yes you should have good efficacy and using chopsticks. if you are inclined to write “kinda”, vote no

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do i actually use magic? no.

however, it is SO much more cool to say something like "my bone curse is acting up again as punishment for using osteomancy to predict the weather" as opposed to "the pressure systems are fucking with my arthritis again"

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Monty Python and the Curse of the Nat 1.

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Commission Me! (Regular | Furry)

BEHOLD! MY MAGNUM OPUS!

something something color/saturation symbolism

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‘cat’s out of the bag madame’

this au was bound to happen

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Commission Me! (Regular | Furry)

BEHOLD! MY MAGNUM OPUS!

something something color/saturation symbolism

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

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He's been there for twelve hours, poor guy

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Read enough stories featuring characters who very notably wear glasses, and you start to notice certain trends in romantic scenes.

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you see, unlike some folks i do believe siffrin can cook just fine. he’s lived on his own and traveled around for years, theres no way he doesnt know at least the basics of sustaining themself. maybe its not always the tastiest thing in the world, but id bet you he knows how to make a pretty solid, filling meal out of just about any ingredients.

the problem arises in the fact that, siffrin now has a support system. food going to waste isnt a huge deal because its easy to replace. and this is slowly dawning on them.

and unfortunately for everyone, they are the king of fucking around and finding out.

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queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man