#shoft

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Slay the Princess developers: put a gruesome scene of being torn to pieces by a feral beast-princess in their game to scare and gross out the player

My horny ass:

[atompalace-official]

best friend ribbon, atompalace’s royal version 👑🎀🩵

{my pokésona!}

[xstrawberryshiftsx]

he’s so boyfriend shaped

!!not my edit!!

[nat-20s]

T-shirt that says "stop fucking asking me to pick up shifts this is on purpose supposed to only be a part-time job"

[gwenlena]

JUST GOT OFFERED A TRIAL SHIFT I. 2 HOURS IM ALREADY DRUNK FUCk. SEND POSITIVE EMERGU I BEG

[muppet-lurker]

All day I'm trying to shift to be somewhere else to be away from it all right now and well I don't know if someone is messing with me or not but if you are you'd better stop because I am SICK of getting stuck in the Kappa Mikey universe against my will!!!

[mpregspn]

ok my hair is very soft and shiny. now what

[officialbillhader]

Its crazy how many comedies in the 90s and early 2000s were the entire premise is whether or not the characters will have sex or not that episode and i can enjoy those comedies but im still really happy sitcoms shifted away from that in the late 2000s

[orbitalpirate]

The thing that really bothers me about this whole purposely triggering fic in the bucktommy tags, besides the obvious, is they tagged it Gen and kid fic. Look, I don't care what the audience of the show is supposed to be there are minors in this Fandom. There are kids who are going to click on this. I know Ao3 isn't a kids' space, but there are kids there. The tags are one of the only things protecting kids who use ao3, and this is honestly child endangerment.

[youaremysunshine-court]

One thing I don't understand is, in the second logbook the writer says that the terris prophecies had changed to fit Alendi long before Rashek took the power from the well of ascension, then it changes again to fit Vin in hoa. So when Sazed is comparing notes with the kandra, wouldn't they both have the wrong prophecies?

[zephyrinx]

been idly working on this kokomi whenever i get the inspiration;;;;

[stonerzelda]

god realizing now when I was all dressed up for medieval times I shouldve done a fantasy version of HELLLLP HELP MEEEE HELLLLP tiktok. well i work for 5 days straight starting tomorrow

[tiredinwinter]

My colleagues all loved my cookies so much!!! It was so cool to see and everyone told me individually how they loved them and how they needed the recipe 🥹💕

[findafight]

I think I got soft fired from my job 🙃😔

[glitteratti]

tomorrows my first opening shift in fucking aaaaaaaages and it’s going to be nearly freezing 😭 oh im going to die for reallll

[kookslastbutton]

An hour before work i am writing fine print ch. II on a note pad. Im wheezing at myself...