#shocker i like girls

[l1vidity]

guys. if I see someone and they have ALOT of arm veins pertruding from their skin I wanna vomit bc like ITS SCARY. but If I see hand veins😈🙏 [insert that freaky sonic licking lips gif]

um anyway tumblr won't let me check notifs so😿 I'll see what the f that's about soon 💔

[menlove]

identity crisis? help is here. if you ever wanted to know which x coded y girl you are but for the beatles this uquiz will tell u everything u need to know. 100% satisfaction guaranteed

[ratatatastic]

vanha kauppahalli date but the dessert edition aka the more enjoyable edition if not because sasha has a sweet tooth so we can like these foods freely

sasha in the midst of eating merengue and almost choking to death because he thinks any comment out of maffhews mouth is funny maffhew sweetheart we have to think about the effect we have on the people around us for a single second here

[incorrectfatui]

Columbina: Woah- that‘s the most beautiful girl I‘ve ever seen… Pantalone: What are you talking about Bina? I don‘t see any beautiful girl. Sandrone, behind him: Just turn around! Arlecchino: Sandrone, please, only one of us can hallucinate at a time.

[tea-with-eleni]

Volenta Popofsky died about three centuries ago.

The lord of the land was more intimidating in the dark. He wasn’t the jovial host, tonight. He was more like a storm. Unreadable. Unknowable. He looked down at me. The candlelight caught in the ruby in the collar of his vest. It looked like a burning ember. 

“I did not expect you this evening, Miss Volenta,” he said, after a while. “But it seems that you have again managed to charm my wife.” Ludmilla, behind him, said, “She wanted me to kill her, milord. That seems a waste.” Strahd tilted his head. “You wish to keep her as… a pet?” 

“The thing in the mountain temple wants to make me into a monster,” I said. I wouldn’t cry in front of his lordship. “It wants me to betray the people I love. I would rather die.” 

“You came here to throw yourself to the vampyr, then?” Strahd asked. He sounded almost amused. “Would you rather I make you into my monster instead? Is that your choice?” Ludmilla stepped forward to take his arm. “Milord, I will point out that we have not confirmed what freed me. I propose a variation on your idea. The thing in the temple wanted to make her a vampire, most likely… a vampire not beholden to any other. It can hardly do so if we do it first.” 

“Your theory may not be correct. She could die.”

“She requested that first.” 

“Why are you so interested in this now? Why do you need this knowledge tonight?”

Ludmilla curtseyed to her husband. “Milord. Be sensible. This is a rare opportunity. Surely you would rather find out the way of things now, with someone willing, rather than… perhaps… as a woman you love dies of a disease you cannot cure.” 

This didn’t mean anything to me, but it made Strahd flinch. Ludmilla nodded with a faint smile. “I thought as much, milord. Let me keep this one.” 

I got the sense that this was a battle over me, for some reason. I also got the sense that Ludmilla had somehow won. I wasn’t sure that I was willing, but I’d ceded control over the situation to Ludmilla without a fight. So, apparently, had Strahd. That sense was heightened when Strahd nodded, then gestured. An unseen force lifted me to my feet. His eyes, just as red as Milla’s, burned with the same intensity as the gem he wore. Whatever happened now, I wasn’t going to walk out of here alive. It would save Nyshka from me, though, so it had to be worth it. 

I couldn’t look at Milla, but I felt her lips against the nearly-healed punctures at my throat. Her fangs stung, but the sensation faded quickly. My fear enhanced the electric rush. It distracted me, and I did not notice at first when Strahd took my wrist. 

His bite was different. It was far more painful; this pain did not fade, it only intensified, from a stabbing spike to an all-consuming agony. I could not move. I could not push him off. I would not have fought Ludmilla. I could not help but fight this. It was pointless. My vision began to gray around the edges. I would not have stayed standing without Strahd’s magic. 

It may have been a mercy that I could not cry out as dizziness swamped me. Eventually, Strahd tilted my head back and dripped something – I could no longer focus well enough to guess what – into my mouth. It burned. I coughed, choked, tried to spit it out. 

“You need to drink, sweetness,” Ludmilla said. “Or you’ll die and rise a slave. Drink.” I wanted to obey, but I couldn’t move. I felt her thumb brush my lips. More of the burning, acrid, terrible liquid dripped into my mouth. “Drink,” she whispered. “Please, sweetness.” 

I tried. I don’t know if I succeeded. A noise I was scarcely aware of hearing seemed to falter. Something on the edge of hearing skipped. Paused. Tried to continue. Silence.

Well. Hopefully, I at least tasted good. 

[ashmp3]

i’ve been having horrible back pain and i have 1. high pain tolerance 2. i never complain about my body hurting (when i was a kid i went to school with a 40 degree fever bc i thought i was imagining being in pain and didn’t tell my parents like #satrunin1H) ANYWAY i realized what is the reason. my stupid cross body bag LMFAOKDJDJS like i literally can’t believe it i put it on and the sharp pain i felt… no something clicked. And that’s all u need to know about the state of my body. And i understand jeonghan better than anyone else…

[fappellmoan]

proof we were fated to know each other. how was miranda I was supposed to go but she cancelled the concert bc she sprained her ankle or some shit

😭😭😭 oh literally that’s sooo…. first of all come on miranda 🙄 i don’t remember how my mom got the tickets but it ended up being me her and my sister. and i remember going to a little italian restaurant afterward like it was a special night. sorry not to brag 😳 and ik my one cousin was there as well (of course this was a huge event for young girls) and stood outside to meet her and got a high five apparently. said the classic (im never washing my hand!) and high fived me so i had like meeting cooties idfk. anyway<3 literally we should’ve been chillin 😭😭

[powerpuffobsession]

I feel like Adam would LOVE these toys from the pits of hell itself

He'd wait until after extermination/training, walk up to one of his tired exorcist girls and say "hey, want some gum? :)" (whilst holding out this shit for her to pull from)

[yanderespamton78]

when a regretevator headcanon pisses you off so much that you become a feminist

[tallytals]

should I ask you about the fuckass blond kid for character bingo. I am

sighs so fucking sadly. hi rori love

[butchlesbiancosmo]

missy from finding emo literally appeared once and never again. and she still skyrocketed her way to first place in my list of timmy’s canon love interests by virtue of being so so niceys to him 🥺

[rainedroptalks]

Saw the word “nightshade” somewhere and was hit with the memory of a ghost book I read as a kid so hard I took psychic damage

[kdrama-movies-more]

[ask-cloverfield]

[kingtankgirl]

my boss is a wildly open poly kinkster (definitely too open w me) and loves to be like haha hehe im into all this fucked up weird shit u have no idea n name drop stuff like i dont know what shes talking about. i know im like Oh Sweet Summer Child to her but its literally like. whatever ur into im also definitely into it

[darklight-owl]

Was Temenos fun? Was his unrestrained Bastard energy fun? Was his refreshing take on a cleric type character fun? Were the detective vibes he gave off fun? Was his ACAB attitude towards the guard fun? Was the incredibly homeoerotic tension between him and Crick fun?

hdkdndndn glad I'm not the only one who noticed the gayness between him and Crick. I really liked their dynamic they're cute :']

I like Temenos. Why can't smart dudes in anime (or anime-adjacent pieces of media i guess) ever be normal lmao

Also yeah when i saw the Church and the whole vibe the town gave off i was kinda bracing myself for the same "corrupt Church/cult" plot I've seen 500 times but it's really cool that it turned out to be kind of a mystery plot with like the scriptures and rituals being used as clues :D

Love having a cleric who just does not give a shit and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty 💖💖💖 the "coerce" mechanic is weird tho like maybe i missed some dialogue explaining it but how does it work like does he fist fight their soul with his magic Church powers? Either way it's cool as heck and I like how creative it is :]

Anyway I'm very interested in his story tbh like i have no idea where THAT'S gonna go.