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Johnny The Wiggle Shark
I got a sensory shark toy at an arcade and thought of this story.
I hope I can type it out well.
Johnny was a shark.
But he wasn't a normal shark.
No.
Johnny was a wiggle shark.
But he didn't know it.
He thought he was a swish shark.
He moved like a swish shark, swishing his tail back and forth.
He acted like a swish shark, swimming as fast as he could everywhere he went.
His family thought he was a swish shark, just like they were.
But he never felt comfortable with how he swam.
He always found it easier to wiggle his tail in a circle while he swam.
But his parents didn't understand it.
He was afraid they'd be mad if he swam like he wanted.
So he swam like everyone else did.
On his first day of shark school, he ended up meeting some new sharks.
He had been hoping maybe he'd find someone who'd swim like he did.
But he didn't.
Everyone swam like a swish shark.
So he hid it from everyone at school, too.
He eventually made friends.
And he shared everything with his friends.
And he told them about how he liked to swim.
He thought they'd be ok with it.
But they only saw it as something weird.
So, he went back to hiding it.
And swimming like everyone else did.
One day, a new shark showed up at school.
Johnny didn't pay much attention.
Until his friends said something.
But they weren't saying nice things.
They were saying mean things.
Calling the new shark mean names.
Making fun of them for something.
Johnny didn't know what for, but he joined in on making fun of them, too.
He was afraid his friends would think he was weird if he didn't.
One day, his teacher shark gave them each shark a partner for a project.
And Johnny got paired up with the new shark.
Doing as his friends would, Johnny made fun of the new shark.
However, the new shark didn't seem to care.
Johnny kept making fun of them.
Until he saw the new shark swim.
The new shark swam like he used to.
Moving their tail in circles and moving slowly.
The new shark swam just like Johnny wished he could.
He was scared to talk to the new shark, though.
He had just made fun of them.
And he was scared his friends would make fun of him.
But he decided to be brave and be kind.
So he did.
He was kind to the new shark the next day.
He asked them why they swam like they did.
And they said "Because I'm a wiggle shark"
Johnny then showed the new shark that he swam just like they did.
And they accepted him.
He explained why he had been afraid to swim like he wanted.
And why he was so mean to the new shark.
They forgave him and told him it's ok to be who he is and wants to be.
Yes, standing up to bullies is hard, but he'll learn how.
Until then, they'll be right beside him.
And now, Johnny and the new shark swim to school like they want to.
They swim to school like wiggle sharks.
And even when somebody says mean things about the two, they don't care.
They're who they are.
And they can be who they want to be.
And they are and want to be wiggle sharks.
#idk why i wrote this tbh#kinda sucks#no point in it really#i think i had a metaphor going#but i lost it#oh well#shitty story
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The day my world burned
CHAPTER 4
We go out to one of Lucy's favorite restaurants, and as soon as we walk in, I ask for a table for two. The waiter looks at me funny but he takes us to a table with two chairs as requested. Lucy looks up at me, âI think we should just get a to-go order.. I don't feel well.â I look at her, âAre you okay?â I ask. âI'm fine, I just don't feel like being out anymore.â She says. I try to reason with her but she's already out the door. I chase after her and grab her arm. âLucy, wait. I have a present for you.â I say quickly before she could go any further. She looks at me curiously. I pull a box out of my pocket, and inside is a promise ring. I look at her, âwe always said we were gonna get married, so when I first got to LA I looked everywhere for a promise ring that would fit everybody. And I finally found one and I kept it safe for you and-â I rambled on and on, but before I could finish I felt her lips on mine. I took a step back before I went back in for another kiss. Her lips felt soft but cold. She pulled back slowly and looked up at me, âCas, I would marry you in a heartbeat. I could never change my mind about that.â She smiles sweetly. âWhy don't we get married then?â I ask. She laughs, âWe should.â She jokes,âbut for now, let's go back to the house.â She adds. âOkay, sweetheart.â I say and I see her face go pink.
When we get In the car I can't stop looking at her. She's so perfect. âHey, dumbass. Let's go.â she pokes fun at me. âSorry, darling. You're just so pretty.â I replied as I turned the car on and put it in drive. She looked at me, âyou know, nobody's ever said that to me before. I mean my mom used to but I've never heard it from anyone else.â She admits. What? âYou're lying right?â I slightly look at her but still keep my eyes on the road. She gave me a small shake of her head. âHow? You're the most gorgeous girl I've ever laid my eyes on.â I replied, utterly shocked.
âI- nevermindâ She stops mid sentence. I went to ask her what she was going to say, but I decided not to press her anymore.
As soon as we went into the house, we started talking about our lives for the past 8 years we were apart. She told me she didn't really do much, she just went to school and never went to college nor graduated. I told her about how I worked at the mall in LA for a bit before I quit, and how my mom is working as a waitress at a restaurant there. She looks intrigued. âHave you ever worked anywhere?â I ask her, curiously. She looks at me and just shakes her head no. âIs there a certain reason?â I continue to ask. âno.â She says quietly. I had a random urge to tell her that I love her, like really love her. And I still wanted to marry her. 13 years ago is when we first said we were gonna marry each other and I still wanted to go through with it after all this time. But as I go to tell her, she says something first, âRemember when we were 5, and I told you I was gonna marry you no matter what?â I look at her with confusion, âOf course I do, that's the whole reason I got the promise rings for us..â I told her. âI would marry you in a heartbeat if I could..â She says, in a saddened tone. If I could? But she can, right? âWhat do you mean, âif you couldâ? were both 18, we could.â I told her, trying to see where she was going with this. âCas.. you know how I told you, after you left Oregon I went into the drain to grab the bracelet?â She asks me. âWell yeah? What about it?â I replied, sadness sitting on her words and her face as the next lines came out of her mouth, âWell.. when I was trying to climb out of the drain, I was too small to reach, and I grabbed something that wasn't stable,â she breathes before finishing, âand I fell down and hit my head on the ground..â She finishes. âOh.. I'm sorry.â I say, kind of confused where this was going. âYou don't understand, do you?â She asks. I shake my head slightly. âCas, when I fell and hit my head, I died.â Tears fell down her cheek. Why didnât she tell me sooner? Is this why my mom would make sad expressions whenever Iâd bring her up? My eyes widen and tears weld in my eyes. âBut how come I can see you and touch you?â I ask her. âBecause in the afterlife, I heard your wishes.. And I pleaded with God to let me see you. I have no clue how you can touch me though..â She answers. âYou heard my wishes?â I look down at her. She nods. âI can't go without you again, darling.â I admitted to her as tears fill my eyes. âI know.. I don't want to leave you. But I think it's my time to go.â She pulls the promise ring off her finger and hands it to me. She's my world and I can't fathom her leaving me like that..
Before she can leave, I grab her arm and kiss her one last time. Last time. This will be the last time I ever see my other half. She breathes slowly as she leans into the kiss, then shes fading away. she's gone. my world is gone.
That was the day my world burned.
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thatâs the end đś it was short but I donât think it was terrible. đ
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What I intended my character to look like (my art)- Lucy.
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Minecraft movie post credit scene leak
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Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature
#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#svsss#sqq#lbh#my art#which is honestly just to say that i've finished the other two print books i was reading#and am now prepared to leap feet first into svsss bk4#i succeeded in holding off for an entire two weeks. i have the conviction of a wet paper towel.#lets see bk4 was described as - what? - an ''angst and smut pile''??#i am very much looking forward to this#i was promised a story with my snake boy#because i am very much not over zhuzhi-lang's fate so this had better be A REALLY NICE HAPPY ONE FOLKS#anyway have sqq and lbh cuddling and reading as i project on them#i like to assume that as time goes on sqq is able to relax his persona a bit more around lbh#i think he should get to cuddle and bitch about shitty novels#but man sqh is really the ONLY source of any books that have an even slightly modern cadence/style i have a feeling sqq would be very keen#though if i'm being honest i really wonder if sqh could ever bring himself to write fiction again#if you're A Writer it tends to be hard to RESIST you just get an itch to tell a story#but also like... the fear that all of this could happen again... or that the characters you're creating might be REAL and SUFFERING...#yeah... i honestly suspect he can't write anymore and that it honestly probably sucks a lot... but for the sake of this joke he is :P
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Damn Jack... I think you might have hurt his feelings
#im letting the brain worms consume me#ill probs do more of these- just like lil funny parts from the books (and some from the blogs like the side stories)#Jack you apathy really is something else huh#tales from the gas station#tftgs#tftgs vol 1#tftgs jack#jack townsend#the man in the blue raincoat#i even added his shitty lil nissan#also i swear i can only imagine the gas station and the town being middle of nowhere appalachia so thats what my ref is#comic#art#artwork#comic art
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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever
#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEđđđđđđđđđđđđđđ#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son#literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MENđđ#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband#and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank#anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#doppo kunikida#kunikida doppo#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws
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warmup of the day is: here's to hoping for another year
#ooc#warmup#i had a nasty customer today so i was thinkin bout it is all#thought i might doodle my thoughts out#this doesnt mean we dont still get sick. fatigue and chronic illness are always around the corner. and our environment is rough#but its kinda nice.#anyway i guess the moral of this story is ill fight a thousand shitty karens before i let my sister die of the plague thank u
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#mine yoshitaka#kiryu kazuma#rgg#yakuza#Mine must have seen things during that one RGGO story when he was kiryus protection detail#did an incredibly shitty job at protecting him but yknow
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literally screaming at everybody âpete and ted canât ever interact with each other, theyâre played by the same actor : (â DO YOU FORGET WHO WEâRE DEALING WITH HERE??
there are the insane quick changes of which we have: joey richter himself playing what i can only assume to be the entire population of independence (plus an ox) in one song:
and then, of course, the master himself, brosenthal, playing frankly 80% of the cast, but ESPECIALLY in this one scene. ONE SCENE:
âoh but joey left the scene for some of the quick changes in tto, he canât do that if the spankoffski bros are supposed are supposed to have a conversationâ FINE, the other option: just play two characters at once. which starkid has done before.
exhibit one, twisted. these two are not the same:
exhibit two, tgwdlm, a hatchetfield show. this already happened in a hatchefield show:
(also, it is two different characters, do not fight me on this. this scene is too confrontation from jekyll & hyde-coded to be the same character) SPEAKING off confrontation:
joey did already. play two different characters at once. iâm not here to argue the semantics or implications about personhood of saying confrontation and let it go has two different characters each, iâm just saying, acting-wise, thereâs two distinctive characters in both songs. like. guys. absolutely joey could just simply play both of them simultaneously. they literally do this all the time. whatâs your excuse now
#team starkid#starkid#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#joey richter#tin can bros#tin can brothers#brosenthal#brian rosenthal#shitty broadway#trail to oregon#solve it squad#aladdin#twisted the untold story of a royal vizier#paul matthews#tgwdlm
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"Hah, dude doesn't even know he's in my tamagotchi."
#For some reason he gave me early 2000s vibes as i was drawing him? So of course I turned his box into a tamagotchiâ¨#Tinky#I don't care about cannon lore or timelines... all i know is this version of Tinky would torment the SHIT out of College ted.#tânoy karaxis#Nightmare time#time bastard#thinks i proof read it: writes always twice#hatchetfield#Heheh - Silly slushie idea came from @yourlocalabomination#and Edgelord Tinky convo idea came from @raftersomefood#God this particular Human tinky would talk so annoying... SOOO Dude-Bro đ#Anyway i guess i should have tried making him look like curt instead of winging it cuz everyone thought i was drawing Goat ted???#I do think he came out too thin - I dunno know what happened#(PS. feel free to find me on insta for some close ups [same user] and follow me for my annoying stories where i post shitty progress pics)
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Here's the thing: I don't think Tashi and Patrick would have worked in the long run, even if Art hadn't meddled, because neither of them was willing to be a 'fan in each other's club,' which is why in a lot of ways their both drawn to each other â neither of them are gonna coddle each other, their going to call each other out on their bullshit, to criticise each other, to be each other's biggest critic and I think both Tash and Patrick are attracted to that, as well as attracted to the raw talent they both have. However, that doesn't mean they have the makings of a long term relationsip.
But don't get it twisted. Art did meddle.
I see a lot of people here wanting to make Art a passive participant in this, but he's not. Whether it's because he doesn't want to be left out or jealous (he wants Tashi, but he also wants Patrick), he deliberately planted the seeds of doubt in both Tashi's and Patrick's minds. Yes, they both clock it right away; Tashi says, "your a bad fucking friend", as well as what Patrick says in the churro scene.
He still ends up being the catalyst for the fight, putting doubt in both their minds that the other just isn't really into the thing they have together. As Zendaya herself says: Art is a snake. And here's the thing: they're all bad people at certain points in the film. That's literally the point; people don't have to write analyses as to why Art isn't. He's just as messy and ruthless as Patrick and Tashi are. The only difference is that Art is a sheep in wolf's clothing. He's not outwardly those things, but deep down inside he is.
For me, that's why the throuple works; they've all done shitty things and been shitty people to each other. But they need each other to survive; all three of them, they all need something the other brings to survive, that's why it's codependency the movie. We don't have to 1) make anyone the centre; they are all equally important to the throuple, and I need people to stop pushing out the POC women in favour of two white guys alone and 2) make anyone the victim or doormat.
#challengers movie#tashi duncan#patrick zweig#art donaldson#I'm done seeing the âart is a babyâ shit#josh o'connor#zendaya#mike faist#no because sometimes i think people can't just like it for three shitty people#like that's the story
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Thinking about how Hotch almost certainly has The best monologues in the entire show. From âmy team? Let me tell you about my team.â To âWhen im home, itâs like im in this silent panicâ to âat your core, youâre a cowardâ to âsometimes the day just⌠endsâ Hotch has some of the most moving monologues in the entire series and i think its so interesting when you think about how quiet he is normally, heâs so reserved and usually his sentences are clipped and direct, more like orders than monologues, and yet on the other side he has an almost theatric delivery to his monologues that makes it so captivating to listen to, makes you hang on every word. Heâs so eloquent and concise, every word he says is so intentionally chosen, and it really lands when youâre watching the show. His monologues will always be the ones that stick out to me the most as some of the best line deliveries in the entire series
#i just love him so much#i think part of it is that heâs a prosecutor so his arguments are well structured#but i also think part of it is the fact that we see several times thru out the story that hotch is a fan of theater and classics#hes extremely well read and well versed in theater even if he was a shitty pirate number four#im sure its also TGs juliard training coming thru as well#heâs got such theatric delivery itâs mesmerizing#aaron hotchner#criminal minds
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MORE FNAF/SPAMTON!!! LOVE U GUYS đŤśđŤś
#haiiii back again w my bs#art#the little shitty one is Sundrop and Dave Mustaine (megadeath)#LMAO IT WAS MY FREINDS IDEA#my sketchbook is pretty much full of crappy little doodles me and my friend draw during classes#super silly theyâre so fun!#fnaf#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#sundrop#sundrop fnaf#moondrop#moondrop fnaf#five nights at freddys security breach#fnaf security breach#security breach#OH ALSO SECOND TO LAST ONE IS @Shirajellyfish âs RILEY!!! (my interperetation of them!!!)#idk if I should @ them because Iâm not sure if Iâm being annoying LMAO#Anyways if u see this shira ily and your story#the brain mold is real and itâs infectious#also#fourth to last one is a little something Iâm working on!! I just liked how that frame turned out đđđđ#my art#nuttdoodles#spamton#deltarune#spamton g spamton
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averaging twenty billion cakehole twins doodles every day
#team fortress 2#tf2#freak fortress#tf2 freaks#piss cakehole#cakehole piss#tf2 sniper#id in alt text#era.png#these are mostly shitty ms paint doodles. made with a mouse. for that i am Sorry.#but AAOAIUUAOOUHGGH AAUUOOAOH. THESE TWO.#umm. anyway i have this cheeky hc that cakehole is a massive hopless romantic so hes hashtag YEARNING !!!!!!!#and fun story the doodle of them in the rain is from a freak fortress powerpoint i made (i made it so i can infodump about ff to my friends#there is a joke/bit with the rain doodle but on its own i think its a cute doodle in of itself :)
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Keith: You have another headache? Levi: [grunts] Iâm fine. Keith: If you didnât spend so much time rotting your brain in front of the television, youâd-⌠Levi: I said Iâm fine!
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Tiffany: The fridge is still broken-.. whatâs the point in mopping? Levi: âCause Iâm sick of getting my socks wet. Nadia: Levi! Piano. Levi: The tutor isnât even here yet. Nadia: I donât want to hear her complain about your lack of progress again today... Itâs like you want to waste everyoneâs time.
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Aster: Are they not done yet? Levi: I donât know, man.. they do this shit for hours. Penny: Why do you have to be so boring; would it kill you to be in one photo? Levi: You donât even want me on your simsta! Penny: Thatâs not true! I just want to airbrush you a little bit first-.. please? Levi: [sighs] Fine.
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Penny: You know I love you, right..? Levi: Uh-huh⌠Lauren: Whatâve I told you about being here?! GET OUT! Phillip: Are you deaf? Levi: No, sir. Phillip: Then how about you use this instead of that and remember what I told you? There isnât a third strike, Levi. Can your tiny, one-track brain comprehend that? [Levi nods] Phillip: Good, now get the hell out of my house.
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Levi: Guess Iâll fix it myself⌠Tiffany: Should you be doing that with all this water on the floor? Levi: Like you care. Tiffany: [scoffs] I saw your girlfriend last week, guess who she was with? Levi: Blah, blah, blah. Tiffany: Of course you-.. dad! I fixed the fridge! Keith: Ah, you beat me to it. Good job, sweetie! Keith: See, Levi-.. initiative! You could learn a thing or two from your sister. Levi: Uh-huhâŚ
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#levi sears#keith sears#nadia sears#tiffany sears#aster caldwell#madison belrose#penelope fletcher#lauren fletcher#phillip fletcher#titus alaniz#ffffgflkl.....#a much less fun montage.. levi is straight up not having a good time#i hate his parents sm#they're so needlessly shitty with him and his sister sucks too#ough#also.. phillip is obvs penny's dad and he's already told levi not to come to his house/spend time with his daughter#so that's what he's on about with the second/third strike thing cos he already caught him up there once#he claims he'll âruinâ levi on the third strike so..... ig he better watch his step skdjskj#twdrugs
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