#shits loudly

[de-noodle]

Imagine being late too a art trend couldn’t be me

[coco6420]

PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".

[mwagneto]

sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.

[starry-bi-sky]

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

[beatcroc]

last verse same as the first. look i love fake pep interning at peppino's pizzeria as much as the next guy, but...when it comes to actual work.... i just think there are options that are more mutually beneficial for everyone involved. bonus:

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again] <-u are here. the end! :')

[queer-lovebot]

Neil as a Raven is the most unsettling thing you could ever think of. He’s a guy who would stare a Lot. A silent stare. That butcher look that he wears? Yeah, that constantly. Some guy who plays with knives for fun and likes mind games.

And then you get him outside the Nest and he’s not only unsettling but super annoying and childish. He knows how to dress but purposely dresses terribly as a resistence against the Nest. Andrew would fall for him easily.

[kacievvbbbb]

Shanks trying to explain to people that Mihawk is actually hilarious and cracks a lot of little sarcastic jokes and his crews just like sure boss we believe you

Shanks growing desperate and frantic trying to explain that Mihawk can actually be really fun and is very sporadic a lot of the time and is the literal embodiment of “do it for the plot 🤷🏿‍♀️”and the crew’s just like captain’s really whipped ain’t he. Hawkeyes’ really got your number boss.

All the while Mihawk watches on eyes alight with joy only Shanks can see. This was all part of his plan

[haveihitanerve]

Bruce talking to his dead parents: can i show you what im proudest of? The Robins: the orphans Bruce: i adopt like seventeen orphans in Gotham City The Robins: the orphans Bruce: some of them aren't even parentless, i just keep kidnapping them The Robins: the orphans Bruce: in their eyes i see rage and murder, i see it in each one The Robins: ooooh Bruce: and when my time is up, have a done enough? Will they stop murdering people!!?!?! Bruce: oh I cant wait to see you again. With my nineteen children in toooOOOOoooow. The Robins: we are the orphans Bruce: my kiiiiIIIIIddsss The Robin: most of us have diiiIIIeeed Bryce: theeeeyyyy areeee mineeee The Robins: we are homeless Bruce: no, they, aren't The Robins: we die and live just to torment hiiiiiiiim

[natelia-aldelliz]

Gaz & Soap, joking that Price kidnapped them for the 141 Task Force :

Price : I didn't kidnap Soap. I went to all the right channels, I asked all his superiors, he's legally mine.

Soap : Will you tell me about my birth superiors one day, dad?

Price : You're a child.

Soap : Well yeah, that's the point of this whole joke, captain

Price : Anyway, as I was saying, I didn't kidnap Soap, but I sure did kidnap Gaz. In the middle of his investigation. To take him straight to Urzikstan. Got some choice words from the SAS for that one. But to be fair, I did text someone I knew that I was taking him so it's not like they didn't know.

Gaz : Damn. That's like my origin story. Maybe one day I'll see my family again.

Price : I don't like when you're both annoying at the same time.

Gaz : To be fair you already had me and you decided on your own to take Soap as well, you knew you'd never know peace again, sir.

Soap : What about Ghost, did you kidnap him as well?

Price :.... Well to be honest I have genuinely no idea. I asked him if he wanted in, he said yes, and then he was here. I haven't asked anyone else but no one complained so...

Ghost : Because if they complain then they have to admit that they know I'm not dead and they're keeping me on the field despite my very obvious ptsd. They don't want that kind of news to get out.

Price : Yeah.

Ghost : Soooo... Am I your son too, then, is that how that works?

Price : Oh my god Simon please not you too.

Ghost : =)

[mrmeepsmadmind]

rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious

[justanintrovertedweirdo]

TADC SPOILERS

(Also slight Kinger rant)

This show is gonna make me go insane. Y'know, when Pomni and Kinger were listening to all the recordings, I was making some connections due to how Kinger was acting in the moment. Oh, no, it's reminding him of his wife :(

But I wasn't being serious about it cause I didn't think Queenie was canonically his wife. Heck, it wasn't even canon that he had a wife. But oh my god. Then, this scene happened.

I was already going insane over what they had said, but holy shit.

We were right

WE WERE FUCKING RIGHT

HE MISSES HIS WIFE, GUYS

"You look beautiful, honey"

As he looks into the black mass of a bunch of glowing eyes, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

[silverraes]

idiots on a mission

[defilerwyrm]

Turns out misogynistic weebs who are upset by women's bodies when they're not built like blow-up dolls also get SUPER upset when you call them out on their misogyny.

This fuckin' guy on a Discord I'm in was whining about Lara Croft's design in the latest Tomb Raider animated series. His complaints were that

she's not feminine enough

she's not curvy enough

she's too bulky

she's bigger than a male character*

"her shoulders are wide as hell"

"she looks wide"

she's not "kickass" anymore because she "lacks curves"

I was imagining some, like, Mrs. Trunchbull-esque beefy butch. But then I looked up still from the show and IT'S THIS???

IT'S THIS????

BULKY??? NO CURVES???? TOO BIG???

THIS is what he's so butthurt about?!

My GODS anime has just absolutely lobotomized some cishet men.

Now on the one hand, I don't have a dog in the Tomb Raider race. IDGAF about the series. But I DO care about confronting and combatting misogyny wherever I see it.

So I did the ethically-correct thing: I fucking called him out on it. You can't let chuds talk this kind of misogynistic horse shit without correction. You can't let them just pop off with dogshit stupid opinions about women's bodies and other people's art. You can't let them continue to act like they're somehow being fucking victimized by a female character having room for internal organs in her torso. And you absolutely can't allow them to go on acting like their jackoff fantasy needs are the only legitimate consideration for character design in something that isn't remotely porn.

That shit's fucking ridiculous and unacceptable, and it NEEDS to be treated as such.

*In the screenshot he was referring to, she's in the foreground and the male character is in the background. I am not convinced that this guy understands visual perspective.

[hydrias]

COMMON DOLPHINS ‼️ (they're anything but common here)

[doubledyke]

🎶 my girl eddy used to always smoke cigarettes when she couldn't sleep 🎶

[donelywell]

HERES YOUR ART PAYMENT

SILVER!!!! (and Espio)

The boyyyy!!! Worth every cent!