#shitposting is fun

[mygenderenvyromance]

i am mature. i can buy my own juice boxes when i’m out with friends and i can cut my own spaghetti so it’s easier to eat at restaurants.

[skellymom]

Oh, but The High Holidays with my Country Coven makes it all worthwhile...and the occasional Puritanical villager we sacrifice to Black Pete.

(I don't bother with sacrificing my pigs anymore. The villagers bring us their tithes themselves. Easier than making those Skyclad Night Rides to snatch them off the streets.) 😆😈

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[good-to-drive]

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

[dreamsy990]

athena and her favorite mortal + that weird dog she found on the side of the road a couple years ago

[bottle-of-harpoons]

Headcannon: Silver is the whitest boi

Blaze made him a jumper because she's tired of losing him all the time.

[saltyfinalboss]

yep the moths are forgetting about u 👍

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Neil from the upperclassman’s perspective:

[nickpeppermint]

They didn't waste a second...

[artistelily]

[aimapandu]

Hhhhhhhh floyd... Whos gonna tell him..

[buttercupshands]

Accidentally created a semi-comic (not connected as much) with melt Frin because of isat ss discord

@starry-night-sky6, @a-weepin-willow, @fastrainbowdas, @gosteon, @kitcats-1-braincell to let you all be as happy as you can be about being bubbled on Tumblr too teehee

[protagaster]

Penelope: I think I’m in love with Odysseus…

Ctimene: ...

Penelope: Any thoughts?

Ctimene: And prayers. You’re going to need them.

[nemkero]

book 3 in a nutshell tbh

[deadshadowcreature]

New Golden Cheese update got some banger moments