#shitpost sewing

[suprsaturatd]

Shrimps is bugs.

[annoyinganarchopunk]

i love the stereotype of punk just being purely scary and insane. like ya theres definitely some odd balls here (love u guys) (most of u) but im literally making myself a belt bag from an old pair of jeans!!!!! im over here doing arts and crafts for the sake of the environment.

fuck capitalism i wanna sew a bag. that i can attach to my belt. with loops. a belt bag. for my little things. fuck you!!!!! ill go listen to my political loud music too!!!!!!!

[jelsah27]

MC: *counting money*

Ace: Where did u get that much cash?

Mc: Well let's say I found certain... goods that many will pay a premium for.

Deuce: Don't tell me-

Sebek: *comes out of nowhere* HUMAN! HAVE YOU ACQUIRED THE GOODS I REQUESTED?

Mc: Of course, Sebek. Do you have the amount we agreed on?

Sebek: *passes envelope*

Ace: Hey wait a sec-

Mc: *checks inside then nods and pulls a Malleus plushie and a small black dragon plushie from their bag* Pleasure doing business with you. If you want another, I can do other forms, but it will cost you extra.

Sebek: A PERFECT REPLICA OF LORD MALLEUS! HUMAN, YOU HAVE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB. A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. WE WILL DISCUSS MORE LATER *runs off clutching the plushes*

*Ace and Duece staring*

Mc: Yeah, Prof. Crewel taught me how to sew. I decided to use it. You should see how much Iida pays me for anime and game merch.

Azul: *appears from behind a wall* Would you like to make a business deal?

[neylo]

I attended the Austerlitz reenactment we for the first time in my life. @thistlesandstories is delightful.

As you see, my favourite tings are social gatherings and having pictures of me taken.

And I stole a hat.

We also had a surprise private tambour performance. I loved it.

Special thanks to @cadmusfly for coming all the way from Australia and I hope you aren’t too traumatised.

[condohavenoking]

[unhinged-goblin]

We need to normalize cloaks. They're fashionable, comfortable, warm if designed for winter, can be adapted to keep the sun off your skin in warm weather, you can stick pockets on them, they conceal things you're stealing, and black ones are useful for disguising yourself as a garbage bag next to a dumpster while hiding from the kobold debt collectors.

[dragon-razor-writings]

Weiss:*barely awake, opening her eyes* "Can you not? It's three in the morn-"

Ruby:*standing in the middle of the room, eyes glowing, staring directly at the moon while speaking four languages at once*

Weiss:"…Nope." *goes right back to sleep*

[the-shy-artisan]

I'm sure I'll find more silly images for this, but take this humble offering for the moment lmao

[fractangle]

"I have a piece of clothing that's smaller than it needs to be - I'd like you to put it on so I can use your body." - me, asking my girlfriend to be a mannequin/dressform for the jacket I'm making

[eepybeepygotosleepy]

I need someone who is attracted to the fact that I keep a travel sewing kit in the heap of shit in my bag and if they ripped their shirt I could sew it and it wouldn’t matter what color the thread was because you wouldn’t even be able to see it because I know my shit

[chasingthe2000s]

I turn 21 today :)

[justasmisunderstoodasloki]

Making clothes is a process where you walk around a lot with pins stuck in your body

[bobcat-pie]

first time darning: Oh Geez, oh Golly, I sure hope I don't fuck this up!

fourth time darning, full of hubris: im gonna invent a new technique. called... "Diagonal"

[fleshymeatbag]

Sometimes I just need to spend hours making shitty little hammocks for my rat children