#shitpost sewing

[suprsaturatd]

Shrimps is bugs.

[annoyinganarchopunk]

i love the stereotype of punk just being purely scary and insane. like ya theres definitely some odd balls here (love u guys) (most of u) but im literally making myself a belt bag from an old pair of jeans!!!!! im over here doing arts and crafts for the sake of the environment.

fuck capitalism i wanna sew a bag. that i can attach to my belt. with loops. a belt bag. for my little things. fuck you!!!!! ill go listen to my political loud music too!!!!!!!

[jelsah27]

MC: *counting money*

Ace: Where did u get that much cash?

Mc: Well let's say I found certain... goods that many will pay a premium for.

Deuce: Don't tell me-

Sebek: *comes out of nowhere* HUMAN! HAVE YOU ACQUIRED THE GOODS I REQUESTED?

Mc: Of course, Sebek. Do you have the amount we agreed on?

Sebek: *passes envelope*

Ace: Hey wait a sec-

Mc: *checks inside then nods and pulls a Malleus plushie and a small black dragon plushie from their bag* Pleasure doing business with you. If you want another, I can do other forms, but it will cost you extra.

Sebek: A PERFECT REPLICA OF LORD MALLEUS! HUMAN, YOU HAVE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB. A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. WE WILL DISCUSS MORE LATER *runs off clutching the plushes*

*Ace and Duece staring*

Mc: Yeah, Prof. Crewel taught me how to sew. I decided to use it. You should see how much Iida pays me for anime and game merch.

Azul: *appears from behind a wall* Would you like to make a business deal?

[neylo]

I attended the Austerlitz reenactment we for the first time in my life. @thistlesandstories is delightful.

As you see, my favourite tings are social gatherings and having pictures of me taken.

And I stole a hat.

We also had a surprise private tambour performance. I loved it.

Special thanks to @cadmusfly for coming all the way from Australia and I hope you aren’t too traumatised.

[condohavenoking]

[dragon-razor-writings]

Weiss:*barely awake, opening her eyes* "Can you not? It's three in the morn-"

Ruby:*standing in the middle of the room, eyes glowing, staring directly at the moon while speaking four languages at once*

Weiss:"…Nope." *goes right back to sleep*

[the-shy-artisan]

I'm sure I'll find more silly images for this, but take this humble offering for the moment lmao

[fractangle]

"I have a piece of clothing that's smaller than it needs to be - I'd like you to put it on so I can use your body." - me, asking my girlfriend to be a mannequin/dressform for the jacket I'm making

[eepybeepygotosleepy]

I need someone who is attracted to the fact that I keep a travel sewing kit in the heap of shit in my bag and if they ripped their shirt I could sew it and it wouldn’t matter what color the thread was because you wouldn’t even be able to see it because I know my shit

[chasingthe2000s]

I turn 21 today :)

[justasmisunderstoodasloki]

Making clothes is a process where you walk around a lot with pins stuck in your body

[bobcat-pie]

first time darning: Oh Geez, oh Golly, I sure hope I don't fuck this up!

fourth time darning, full of hubris: im gonna invent a new technique. called... "Diagonal"

[fleshymeatbag]

Sometimes I just need to spend hours making shitty little hammocks for my rat children

[the-merry-otter]

How To Make Medieval Hose 🪡

Just don’t actually