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Ah yes, the wounded side trope… a good ol classic. It’s just unspecific enough that it’s still dire but entirely just for the purpose of adding tension and making the character look more hot just wearing those bandages around their chest with no shirt.

A good ol classic😌

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If anyone knows of a fic where Yue is the Avatar like that one fan theory PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS I NEED TO READ ONE

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THIS IS AN IMPRESSION OF MY CAT I DONT JUST GO MEOW MEOW😭

Hey. Meow. I wanna use the chair.

Hey! MEOW MEOW! LET ME USE THE CHAIR.

PLEASE ITS REALLY IMPORTANT MEOW I HAVE TO USE THE CHAIR MEOW MEOW

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Hey. Meow. I wanna use the chair.

Hey! MEOW MEOW! LET ME USE THE CHAIR.

PLEASE ITS REALLY IMPORTANT MEOW I HAVE TO USE THE CHAIR MEOW MEOW

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How the FUCK do people like black coffee???

Who lied to you and said this shit tasted good?

Do you know you’re drinking garbage water???

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My dad is the kinda guy who thinks all women should be lesbians or at LEAST bi. and honestly? Good for him someone had to say it

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Hey guy, it’s really super cool that you’re breaking gender norms by wearing nail polish but could you maybe also do something else too? Perhaps cook and clean? And perhaps learning to be emotionally intelligent instead of bottling everything up all the time like that toxic masculinity you claim you don’t have makes you do? That would really stick one to the patriarchy, thanks

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Me: *proud of myself for two seconds and does a smug face:3*

Me two seconds later: “okay, what’s next? :T”

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Some people are just famous because their dumb.

Right?

Logan Paul is just famous because he’s dumb…

RIGHT????

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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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OKAY WHAT THE FUCK😭😭💔

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

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“Man,” *sighs reminiscingly* “back when I still cared”

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Sometimes I just think.

It’s 1 in 6 women.

I know 6 women.

Do you know 6 women?

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Does anyone understand what I mean when I say “There are white people and then there are White™️ people”?

I feel like it makes perfect sense but maybe that’s just me.

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“It’s coming… and there will be blood.”

Has got to be the most badass thing I’ve said and it was about my period😭

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It’s always super embarrassing when I take too long in the bathroom. what if someone thinks I’m snorting coke?? Or worse- what if they think I’m shitting???😭

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Reverse vampire

You can only see him in mirrors

He give you brood via pushing it out his fangs

He’s not dead looking he looks like he’s be named chad or something