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"Shit, my tea!"
Due to repeating events lately, I'm starting to write down whenever I forget my tea and only remembered it after it got cold. (Maybe it will help me remember. Or it will remind you of your tea.)
Anyway, I forgot my tea and now it's cold: 7 March 2024 14:21
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About to create the Pelican Town Trailer Park
#I’m IN LOVE with the cabin options here holy shit#new setup for all my keg cabins is gonna be a cute trailer campground#sdv#stardew valley#spilling the Tea
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Enough with making Bee pregananat, it's Breakdown's turn
#no hate to those who make bee the poingant one love yall#this is a one off gag i will not be drawing this creature again#i dont really see them having children#maybe in the VERY far future when they get their shit togheter and when the terrans are older#also i would have made their kid already preexisting character#like hot shot for example would fit well as their kid methinks#also no hate to people who make fan kids love yall and more power to you it's just not my cup of tea#breakbee#transformers earthspark#bumblebee#breakdown#maccadam#transformers#tf es#earthspark#tfe bumblebee#tfe breakdown#tf earthspark#i changed the caption since i think it sounded too mean :(
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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Soo after I saw Starscream's tea party scene, I couldn't not see this meme in my mind.
Disappointed about S3 Starscream? obv, but not surprised at all.
At least he hasn't exploded yet... right Hasbro? 🫠✨
#transformers#transformers earthspark#starscream#transformers starscream#starscream meme#Hasbro Miguel o'hara the returns#obv I had to do the sequel of the last shitpost#maccadam#earthspark starscream#tf#tfes#spoiler without context#starscream fanart#tf fanart#my art#I am sorry Star Your canon event is shit PT2#He doesn't have wifi there#he can't even tell about this shit at his bestie Knockout#btw I think the decepticon are doing Among Us on that ship#fanart#shitpost#transformers meme#Starscream Tea party
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"Shen Jiu looks like/is an incarnation of Shen Yuan's older brother" But have you considered his da-ge could be Mobei Jun. have you considered this little sassy nerd boy only got this far bc of his 6'5" jacked up frigid bastard of an older brother who was loyal to a fault. have you considered SQH once saw this man across the room and never stopped thinking about him, leading to PIDW existing. Have you-
#SVSSS#moshang#Suga Rambles#modern flavored unrequited 50Mil words#no but for real tho you cannot have da-ge mobei jun AND er-ge shen jiu without SUPER MEGA ANGST so pick one#or don't. swallow the bitter medicinal tea all you want#I want Mobei Jun to look at Luo Binghe and go “You are not stealing my prize cabbage” bc SQH accidentally introduced him to Shen Yuan#and he put the pieces together without saying SHIT
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i’m going to make fiddauthor art with fidds wearing his wedding ring and you are NOT going to like it
big obligatory banner that says “cheating is bad don’t do it i just like stories with relationship drama”
closeted, internally homophobic gay men who are married with kids has to be the trope i’m weakest to. no person involved is escaping the despair brought on by a relationship built on a well intentioned, desperate lie, born out of a desire to be normal and good
he WANTED to love her so fucking badly. he felt no ill will towards her and he loves their son more than words can say. he thought the attraction, the way she felt about him, would come with time. it didn’t. he doesn’t want to hurt her yet was doomed to from the start, and he’s truly, truly sorry. this does not absolve him of anything whatsoever and she has the full right to never want to speak with him again. he lied! he pretended to feel the same when he never once felt anything but platonic affection! he’s been in love with someone else this whole fucking time! and their kid… he’s caught in the middle of it all, too young to understand why his father would hurt his family like this.
and then he disappears and never comes back. imagine you’re 5 and your dad goes to the middle of the woods with his buddy for science shit, all of the sudden your parents are yelling on the phone and signing papers, and then he goes MIA. for years.
imagine your husbands “buddy” was the one he was thinking of all this time, not you, never you. and the first chance he gets to run away from you, he takes, and you should have been suspicious by the rushed frenzy of it all, the phone calls getting shorter and shorter until it fizzles to nothing. he forgot to get you a christmas gift. he hand-made him two. there has to be something wrong with you, it has to be your fault. you wish you married the man he becomes when he’s in his presence.
he folded when you started questioning him directly - he’d been to neurotic to ever be a good liar. you thought he was the one. he thought you were nice.
by the time the divorce is finalized he’s different in a wrong way. confused, angry, forgetful, insane - if the giant homicidal robot pterodactyl you’ve been harassed by is any indication. (he’s had a bad habit of building homicidal robots when he’s mad since they met -engineer things- but it was never directed at her - thankfully it never actually does anything) he’s clearly abusing drugs - you’d feel bad if he hadn’t abandoned you with the burden of explaining why your son can’t see his father anymore.
it’s a rotten bit of your soul, but time heals you. you move on and no longer think of him. trust in your career. find a man who truly loves you with no motives attached. raise your kid to be a good man. and in a fashion not unlike shakespearean dramatic irony, this makes him move to gravity falls to find and take care of his father. you couldn’t care less what hee doing now, but damn it, it’s his father, what is the kid supposed to do? but its futile- he appears to have no remorse, hell, no memory of the incident in the first place. (this isn’t his fault but how are they supposed to know that?) so he grows bitter and cold just like his mother used to be.
imagine that.
all over a mans inability to do anything but live in denial. to force himself to live in a box and pine like a dying man over the right one at the wrong time, destined to crash and burn. to take denial to a new level- a cult, brain damaging radiation, a total ego death - just to take the edge off. take off that damn wedding ring
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#emma may dixon#tate mcgucket#fiddauthor#ignoring the fact that he’s never depicted wearing a wedding ring. i’m ignoring it#it’s late i hope this makes sense at all#i love fiddleford. i love making him more tragic than he already is#cw cheating#just in case#ik this interpretation isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but it KILLS me#emma may and tate are so underrated bc there was no room in the story for them#let me MAKE the room#i may draw them…#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#my writing#ford pines#implied but he is here. poor oblivious homewrecker#i think ford obviously knew and was apprehensive but yk. he’s already hiding shit from fidds anyways what’s one more sin#and then it all goes to hell of course because of a stupid fucking triangle thanks bill#dude if my wife and situationship both left me AND i thought my situationship was about to end the world with his own hubris#i would probably fold to the memory gun too
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Spoilers for Wriothesley's backstory !! References to leaks of his backstory !!
When Wriothesley was younger and homeless on the streets of Fontaine, an orphan who ran from his foster home to fend for himself, there was no one for him to rely on. It was a dog-eat-dog world, and putting your trust in the wrong person could result in lying facedown in a ditch, just another casualty of the city.
Wriothesley was prepared to fight for himself for the rest of his life. Was prepared to sleep with one eye open, and ready to get stabbed in the back at any second. Everyone around him wouldn't cast him a second glance and wouldn't offer him a shred of help.
No one, maybe, except for you.
You were around his age— that much was evident from the first day he met you, when you found him crouched in an alleyway half-starved and soaked through by the rain. You were kind, if the umbrella you covered his head with was any indication. You had gotten soaked yourself, but you still smiled at him and told him to keep it, that he needed it more.
And lastly: you were born into good, good money. He found that out the next day when you bought him a packaged meal of warm meats and bread. Although he was hesitant to accept your kindness, cautious of what price you would attach to such a thing, the grumbling of his stomach won out and he finished the whole meal in less than five minutes. It was one of the best things he had ever tasted.
You said nothing as you sat beside him, uncaring of how the dirt of the sidewalk stained your clothes. When he was finished, you offered him a bottle of water. As he chugged it down, you gave him your first name, and when he hesitated to tell you his, you smiled and shook your head.
"It's fine, you don't have to tell me," you told him with a slight smile. And that was that.
From then on, you find him every few days at the same spot. He doesn't talk much, you discover, but he's always willing to listen to you talk. Anything under the sun— your lessons, your absent parents, the droves of socialites who try to butter you up with hollow words and false admiration— you can ramble about it for hours and hours and he'll sit beside you, interjecting on occasion, but generally letting you take the lead in conversation.
Once, you brought him a canister filled with tea, and watched as his eyes lit up at his first taste.
"This is some really good stuff," he told you, awe in his voice, already going for a second sip. You smile, seeing him so pleased.
"I'll bring you more next time. I'll try to make a different brew, too, to see if you'd like that even more."
When he gets scuffed from street fights, you're there to patch him up. Clumsily at first, with a furrowed brow and tangled strips of bandages, but you get better and better at it over time. He doesn't reject the help, and you don't scold him for getting hurt. It is times like these where your hands —only calloused by the grip of a pen and nothing more, unlike his that are so scarred and rough— make you both remember how different your worlds are.
One day, you go to the place you two had been meeting for nearly a year now, and it's empty. That's not particularly unusual— it's happened once or twice before where your friend couldn't make it, so it's no cause for concern. You merely leave the food and water in a little nook he had shown you before, and make your way home, hoping that he's alright and not too banged up.
When you get home, the maids and the butler all tell you of a recent incident that happened not too far away in the city— of an assault and a mangled body, of the perpetrator on death's door himself, barely rushed to the hospital in time. While you have dinner alone, they urge you to exercise caution if you go out tomorrow.
So you take heed of their words, bringing a new platter of food and hide small knife in your pocket as you head back to the same place yesterday. The food and water from before is still there, hidden in the little nook only the two of you know of.
Anxiety grips you, but you try to shake it off. You return the next day. And the next. And the next. Each day, the food you leave remains untouched every time.
You fear the worst after a week is up— you fear for his safety, for his health. You fear for the only genuine friend you had ever made, who had seen you as more than just your parents' only child. You don't leave your room for a week, poring over the newspaper and anything else you can get your hands on. The househelp thinks you're ill— and you are. You're sick with worry, sick with the late nights spent up as you stretch yourself thin trying to find something, anything about him. But when your parents learn of your seclusion, you're forced to give up your search. In the end, you're the only one left to remember the nameless boy with the soft smile and a love for tea.
It is years and years down the line. Wriothesley had been doing well as the administrator of the fortress— so much so that he had been invited to the Palais Mermonia to receive the title of Duke. He had barely managed to sidestep a grand investiture ceremony, instead opting to sign, take the relevant certificates, and be done with it.
When he enters the office of the Iudex, he's met with the man himself and a surprisingly familiar face. One that he had never forgotten, even on days where the ground threatened to crumble underneath him and the walls of his prison cell felt like they were closing in.
Your eyes blow wide, your grip on the documents threatening to rip the papers, and he doesn't miss the slight wobble in your lip as you gaze at him.
"Good afternoon, I'm pleased that you could join us," says the Iudex. He sweeps one hand in your direction. "This is one of our top attorneys,assigned to assist with the processing of your documents and certificates."
Wriothesley smiles, wider than he has in a long, long time, and reaches a hand out for you to grasp.
"Hi," he says, never taking his eyes on your face. He squeezes your hand and feels you tremble in his hold. "My name is Wriothesley. It's nice to meet you."
#astronetwrk#「 🐈⬛ 」 catcze.desserts#wriothesley x reader#genshin impact x reader#cw gn reader#Cw Genshin spoilers#Cw Genshin leaks#Wriothesley#genshin impact#When i tell you this started as a thought of 'oh what if the reader is the reason he likes tea so much'#and then. Next thing I know I've been sitting in my chair for half an hour typing this shit up.
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Netflix robbed us of seeing Cameron and Ruby act out the aching, mortifying scene of Lucy's reunion with Lockwood at her Studio Apartment of Depression and I'll never forgive them for it.
#lockwood netflix#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#lockwood and lucy#seriously never paying for that shitty subscription ever again#Cameron looking at his trainers with his big sad sleep deprived eyes#saying “its only been a few months i haven't suddenly started taking sugar in my tea”#you're permanently on my shit list Netflix#yo ho ho i got other ways I'm not giving you money no way
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The lore reveals @/stringsnwires provides frighten me to no end.
#i should just give up and tag my shit properly. forgive me for putting this in the tags tea-for-two community#team fortress 2#tf2#engineer tf2#tf2 engineer#i wonder if eating salt is a thing all americans do. as a hobby.
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now that i've spilled the beans to you all on what my irl day job is i should totally make a "REAL day in the life of Mr Lancer feat. Danny's inevitable IEP accommodations" fic
#danny phantom#i think tho if i did this#half of u would believe im making shit up#i've only been a high school teacher for one (1) school year and already the things i've witnessed...#i love my job and my students tho real tea#even when they try to punch each other and i have to explain for the 100th time that violence is wrong 🙏
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Headcanon that Cinder can create weed smoke by chewing on weed leaves, and emitting smoke from his mouth, so when he blows towards someone and the smoke hits them, they get high as balls.
He has done this to Jay several times btw. And did it to Nokt once for the funny but he almost murdered him afterwards so it never happened again.
#Jay being a weed addict is the funniest thing to me. the s9 tea side effects really got him hooked on that shit LMAO#also cinder being a stoner gotta be one of my favorite headcanons tbh#they're both stoners#soul's shitrambles#ninjago spoilers#kinda#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#ninjago dr#cinder ninjago#ninjago cinder#dragons rising cinder#cinder dragons rising#jay ninjago#ninjago jay#jay walker#nokt ninjago#ninjago nokt#ninjago headcanons#ninjago hc#ninjago shitpost#weed mention
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whenever you feel like you're not good enough, remember Sanji's words
#YES SPILL THE TEA KINGJI#like? usopp basically been a loser up till this point bt THEE sanji one of the strongest strawhats gave him the confidence#and then usopp actually fucked shit up at ennies lobby and contributed#this is why he is the best character for me#he's such a good teammate and friend#stanning aint enough i need to cradle him in my arms#this is why he's goatji#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#one piece#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#kuroashi no sanji#op epi 297#this was so freaking good i love you Sanji
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STAY ★ TRUE || patreon print for dec / shop
#art tag#patreon tag#linocut#printmaking#block print#block printing#relief print#traditional art#linoprint#they should invent a baren i like more than my dented tea canister lid. the bamboo one is ok but the texture roughs up the paper#if only i wasn't allergic to spending money on better stuff#also i fuckin. hate speedball professional that shit sucks. gets fuckin tacky as hell even tho its oil base#what a nightmare. caligo you are my one and only love#i shouldve asked for one of those fancy clay or glass barens for christmas. you know the ones with the really smooth glaze...#ok anyway yeah this is the patreon print for december!#for once i wasn't very careful about the chatter so a lot of them have some bits on the edges. whatever its art#gotta remind people its all carved
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i have the urge to throw him across the room but also to tuck him into bed
my lil skrunkly 😿
#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure#I NEED HIM#IN A PLATONIC WAY‼️#TEA TIME WITH CHARLES XAVIER PLEASE AND THANK YOU 🙏🙏#god damn i am in a good mood because i found more songs to add onto my really long playlist 😻😻#AUURGH THESE SONGS ARE KILLING ME AND IM HAPPY ABOUT IT#if your wondering how long my playlist is it’s 600+ songs#i don’t have separate playlists that shit just always matches my mood and i’m good to go#charles xavier#professor x#xmen#cherik#tagging cherik because i can 😔#xmcu#xmen first class#wish does not shut up
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sorry im not drawing much but much but here, i did this months ago for an event :) (it was supposed to have an angel duo prequel but i never did it sorry 🧍♂️)
#fun fact idk if its visible the tea is from niki's bakery and she was the one to make it. special#also idk if its understandable but theres like a big attack going on while techno is kidnapping him#several different villains start attacking the city in different places and shit#which is why all the bangs and wee woo wee woo start appearing very quietly#its quiet bc wil's senses are already messed up#dsmp#dsmp fanart#technoblade fanart#wilbur soot fanart#cwilbur#ctechnoblade#c!wilbur#c!techno#ctechno#idk how to tag this but these are the CHARACTERS not the CCs#also did this like. months ago#and everything went down as i was finishing it which kinda sucks#bc i love this comic really#i was very anxious to post this tbh#my art#sbi#dark sbi#twins duo#twins duo fanart#sbi fanart#comic
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