#shit is gonna be so wack
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ANTAGONIST FIDDLEFORD❗️⁉️❗️❗️💥💥💥 FUCK SHIT UP BABYGIRL, I BELIEVE WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND WRONGS <33
30 years ago, during Ford and Bill's fallout; instead of threatening to steal Ford's eyeballs, Bill just goes ahead and steals Fiddleford's! Which then further leads to Fiddleford parting ways with Ford as his research assistant.
In my perfect world, where my AU is a 40-episode fully animated show; this episode would reveal the seemingly unsuspecting Old Man Mcgucket as the leader of a powerful secret cult of memory erasure. Mcgucket, believing Ford to still be under the influence of "the demon that stares," kidnaps him and attempts to "exorcise"/erase the so-called demon out of Ford's brain.
However, with the metal plate bolted into Ford's skull not only keeping out demons such as Bill, but also keeping them in; Bill is forced to instead take over Ford's body with nowhere else to go. Together with the twins who've come to rescue their Grunkle Ford, they frantically run from a hoard of cultists and their terrifying leader.
The twins discover that their Grunkle Ford's past goes much deeper than they had originally anticipated, and that their Uncle Bill isn't who they think he is....
#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#ford pines#stanford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#gee Stanford- how come you get to have TWO murderous bitter exes??#Fiddleford going through his villain arc and I am ALL for it <3#i love making unsettling men#you KNOW Ford and Bill have such a big argument later about the possession#I completely improvised the perspective in that first frame and the entire comic so my apologies if it looks like wack#POV you are the twins and you discover that your Uncle was lowkey a piece of shit back in the days- what do you do#the Bill redemption arc is still there somewhere in the plot but it's one that sucks for everyone involved and is SLOW#YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FOR THAT TRUST MISTER
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was watching apocalypse with my brother and once the cerebro scene popped up he was like 'charles has a helmet like erik, only instead of keeping people out, he tries to reach out and connect with others' like guys i need to bash him with a rock
#xmen#xmen apocalypse#xmen movies#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#is this cherik. probably#snap chats#GENUINELY what is his deal#'snap i thought you were watching x2' and i finished it and then my bro came up so i decided to rewatch apocalypse while he was here#hello chat. im aware the people enjoy my brother's quotes so here i am sharing another as it has damaged my brain#GUYS I HATE MY BROTHER WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THIS SHIT BEFORE I CAN THINK IT#so real tho ..... also i may be drunk so maybe im more emotional about this revelation than i should be but still#basic observation im aware but still ... doesnt become less wack when you say it out loud ....#thats so fucked ... i mean 'people' being charles but still ... why would you say that#i still have some of my whiskey left so im gonna pound it and then drink some water and probably cry myself to sleep#or ill doodle a sketch idk. im inspired.#for now good night !!!!!!!!!!!!! all my brother does is accidentally inflict psychic damage upon me#AGAIN you never expect it from your brother but thats what makes it esp whiplash inducing .......
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Day 223 | id in alt
Maki thinking some very unsorcererly things over a piece of damn cheesecake.
(Read from right to left💥)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#itadori yuji#zenin maki#inumaki toge#its always the cheesecake tbh#cheese cake isn't bad i think it depends on the type for me tbh sometimes it takes too....cakey....???#fuck i dont even know#ive had some very good cheesecake in my life and man im trying to rob a relative of her recipe#anyway. Maki had a strict diet because of the clan but because Kugisaki showed up and found out her love of junkfood....#it all came crashing down VERY quickly#Kugisaki indulges Maki and vice versa. its kinda funny how they're both violent enablers of eachother#Not pointing fingers but if you're gonna be vauge in the comments then get out or post up in the asks#tell me what ails you#for the other people#these two are fucking deranged idk what their issue is but im sure ill figure it out sometime#im getting there nobamaki enjoyers im getting there TRUST TRUST#time to get hysterically distracted while i write the description of the images#suddenly everything turns into cocomelon#i fucked up the placement but yknow my ass#Kugisaki and Maki are just too silly they're trying to exist but they're so fucked up#my silliest silly#Maki has only the faintest idea of fucked up connections and nobody talks about how shes absolutely abysmal at it#my brain is envisioning Kugisaki with a brick and that's it rn#Beyonce songs are playing#am i hallucinating#the fucked up spoon....lordt#thought about those wack bitches with those wide ass necks and cried#i hope you all imagine everytime i type shit in the tags that its of those stressed ass evangelion screams
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I think I have unpopular Sandman takes bc I'm usually on his side
#like I would also not promise not to take revenge like maybe you shouldn't do things...to make him take revenge and just accept the possible#consequences#but uh I also assume he wouldn't have done much to the kid#and I'm not on the pregnant lady's side#Like obviously as a human Empathy for your loss#But letting the universe start falling to pieces and acting like you're somehow OWED a child with your dead husband#not to mention owed your dead husband#is so incredibly selfish#not to mention compounding the issue by apparently trying so hard to avoid the consequences of your action that you#a) refuse to accept your kid is like never gonna be a human and it's entirely your fault#b) try and fuck with the fabric of the universe AGAIN#like the consequence of her kid being taken from her probably way earlier than he would have to become Dream#That's like Minimum punishment imo#Being a parent is I'm sure a horrifying and painful thing to deal with a lot as is losing your husbandf#but I'm not going so far to valorize someone's individual pain that they don't have any responsibility for their stupid fucking actions#sorry it hurts and sucks but uh the universe doesn't owe you SHit#and I'm only for robbing it if you're like#eating the rich or fighting god not fucking over everyone else who you don't care about because you're a jerk#cmo's log#he's totally wrong for not forgiving his ex tho. WACK get over yourself you big fucking baby#get wreckt
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#hey boss#u uh- u said i was working sun n wed- can i have more consistent days so i have days to block out for interviews?#.#uve been forewarned#ok so its four months into my gap year and HOLY SHIT JOB SEARCHING IS SO FRUSTRATING#so im working as a clerk at this law firm mon and wed (only 8 hours total tho)#n i THOT i had my reatil job in the bag but then boss goes “yea im really sorry but i cant give u three days - only sundays and weds”#so i was like great ok i need another job thats cool ill just bliock out sundays and weds for potential employers#THEN on sat boss texts n goes “ahhh i dont need u till next week- also can u switch ur wed to fri”. ??????? MA'AM#so i go#she says sorry kid i dont WHICH IS FINE I APPRICIATE THE COMMUNICATION#so i have an interview the next day at a coffee shop for a time THE MANAGER OFFERED#i show up after having pit my day aside for this noon interview#i walk in employees go “uh ho manager stepped out”#she camnt come back for the rest of the day AND doesnt apologize in her email- just “unfourntallyyyy i didnt have time to check my email”#MAAM YOU SEND THE INVITE#whatever#luckily last friday i was invited to this job fair by like four diff locations in san fran n was immeditaly hired#(first trial shift tmr yay!)#but the commute is gonna be KILLER#however im hopeful n i love coffee so yay#also my pet sitting is taking off ive got two sits booked for october#which is suprising bc im also traveling for half the month#manchester edenbrough st andrews milan lake como babayyyyyyy#also this thursday im heading to chicago and maine for a wedding (yay go love!) and to tenessee for another wedding in jan#so now ive got law firm retail associate barista dog sitter n i just KNOW when the holidays roll around n both retail jobs will be wack ill#be floored#but. ahem anywats good things frustrating thinsg stressful things but GOD am i glad i took this gap year#oh yea and ive been hiking tones! lands end trail#tilden park
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sometimes i rly do feel like an oracle. few practical skills or remarkable physical capabilities, but im great at advising people on their problems
#i spejd all day smoking weed and consulting my magical deck of cards#so that my loved ones can come to me with their many relationship issues and i can be like#'that shits wack as hell girl. you gotta say something or shits never gonna get better'#and theyre always like 'thanks roxy ur so emotionally intelligent and ur sense of practicality and perspective is so good'#and then i suck my own dick so hard i turn into an oroboros of girlcock and transcend the physical realm
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god gives his easiest battles to his most unmedicated soldiers. so the ease is fuckig irrelevant
#bc the bastard can't let any battle be won that fuckin easily ig#suffering academically to the extreme lads#probably gonna have to defer if that's still possible. and I was GONNA graduate this summer#but I am genuinely so fucked this semester#and I think if I'm gonna make it in another semester. I'm gonna need to get diagnosed bc shit is so wack rn#I'm kinda coming to terms w the idea of deferring. I'm seeing some silver linings#but was genuinely having a breakdown over the mere idea of having to tell my friends and family I'm spending a 7th year in university
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Getting rid of the tongue ring and the lip ring might be the worst thing CM Punk has ever done
#i don't care how many years pass#i'm still not over it#PUT THOSE THINGS BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME#cm punk#princess fuckrat#also his hair when he came back to wwe was... wack#after looking so good in the shit i saw from aew#if he brings back the long boys i'm gonna fight him
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The worst part about neverafter ending is that we’re never gonna get to hear Lou’s Pinocchio voice again
#dimension 20#dimension 20 spoilers#neverafter#neverafter spoilers#it was always so fucking wild to hear it and hear him say just wack shit in it#I’m gonna miss it
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In case anyone following me didnt know im a rancid fuckin proship/let people ship what they want freak and have been for years (minus a fandom trauma induced stint for a couple years)
So uhhh, *reblogs sebaciel to scare off anyone not down with that*
#sebaciel is honestly tame imo for proship#sebastian is quiet literally a predator in the sense of his end goal is to consume ciel#but until ciel dies he has all the power and seba cant do shit to ciel about it#so the power imbalance expected between them is both wack as hell and oddly balanced#anyway im gonna be watching school arc soon :3#maybe even liveblog for giggles
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i like illiari
#overwatch#overwatch 2#illiari#potgs#first game of the day ... and the first potg i got with her ... hi ..#her ult's kinda weird to me still but im gettin used to it i think#playing support again for the first time in Ever's kinda wack but it is nice- plus i like how she's a support with an offensive ult yk#like it's not a supportive offensive ult it's an outright attack LMAO#its not that i dont love zenny anymore i do but i love the mix up illiari brings .. evry satisfying to play her .. also she's cute#its also just fun moving the pylon around and having So Much Movement. ALSO This Skin's Cute and inexpensive for my ftp ass#we can tell i JUST picked her up cause i dont have a highlight intro for her that shit too expensive for me rn 💀#plus i didnt think id ever get play with her ... lol ... only support im legally allowed to get play with is zenny vaeLKVE#i got a second play later but we lost that game ... oops ... also it didnt save so WEH#but yah anyway gonna Not Be Toxic and actually play something besides damage now jAEJLKJ
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I've got like 5+ other creative projects i want/need to do, but holiday cookies gotta be made, lol. Started with almond cloud cookies <3
Ft. A lump of soon to be choc chip cookies
#frankly. id love to have my shit together enough to do those baking challenges through Dec#but uh... yeah. i dont have enough people to bake for yet to justify it to myself anyways lol#i need a baking/cooking tag in case anyone doesnt want to see these. uhhhhh#[teles cooks]#that'll do perhaps. for now at least#idk. technically this is a interests/hobby blog thing. and baking counts as both. so??#was thinking about the folks that come around for rbs or art. and instead get the odd ramble and baking stuff. like. welp :/#ya get what ya get ig. tis an everything blog. theres gonna be a bit of everything :]#also also. this is super totally unrelated but its been bothering me all day-#whyyyyyy do some of these younger queer kids wanna put everyone in a box againnnn#witnessed a debate about the validity of he/him lesbians again. and i wanted to claw my eyes out#like. augh. 1. read your history. 2. why does it matter so much?#maybe its part of the journey now or smth. idfk. back when i was in my early teens i just worried about going to hell and stuff#now its like. you gotta become a little gender cop to justify yourself to yourself now or smth#its wack. and as a technical he/him lesbian. whenever the fancy takes me. who gives a shit?? dont be an ass. too many of those these days#it makes me feel old somehow. like christ. chill out. theres so many other far more important problems than lesboys. stfu#its tiktok tho. aint it :/ usually is. augh#...anywho. uh? yay for the holidays? one last hurrah before we all have to buckle down for who knows what? yippee?#ok oven beeped. chit chat time over
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reading Krakoa era out of order bc reading lists online make it confusing and my local library only has so many books
just as god intended right on my friend you're doing everything right and don't let anyone tell you otherwise
#snap chats#the key to reading comic books isnt to read them in order or even all of them just the ones you like#until eventually someone tells you some wack as hell fact about an issue and then you go read that one#many such cases why do you think i picked up onslaught revelation. cause that fucker is back#why do you think i picked up wolverine number 3 because my beautiful wife is hammered for two pages in it#brother was just talkin to me casually bout onslaught one day and i was like NO FUCKIN WAY thats how you do it !!!!!!!!#like the first krakoa story i read technically was resurrection of magneto followed by the trial of magneto#clearly we see i had an agenda vjALKJKLAJ BUT STILL#it was STILL a really good run ... i could piece together enough of the background before then and really enjoyed it on its own#with that said tho it was very cool/funny to see crumbs Of trial of magneto in way of x#BUT NOW I HAVE LEGION OF X HAHAAAA i cant wait to properly sit and read it ..... after i get through my New Mutants issues ....#i got those a while ago but i kept putting off reading them ... oops ..... i read the first one at least#i was gonna say something but i forgot. oh no i didnt i remember thats what i love about comic books#because theres So Many and so many timelines and stories it invites a lot of community interaction#just to be like 'oh hey did you know This happened in This issue you should check it out'. thats beautiful#even if. its to talk about utter dog shit like she lies with angels BUT STILL ITS COMMUNITY !!!!! we can be lovers AND haters together <3#its why i love getting physical comics too. i mean i dont have friends or people who visit me LOL#but i like the idea of bringing up what i have and letting people borrow it. community ......
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ok y’all i have 4 riddler songs written they are called riddle me this, puzzle king, rat race, and (un)mask and i am currently making a beat for riddle me this
#edward nashton#riddler#the riddler#the batman 2022#paul dano#the batman#batman#danonation#ed nashton#riddler year one#music#this is kind of wack i’ve never actually done this before#like i’ve written songs i have an ep out with my band and a few others out w my other one#but this is like solo shit based on a fictional character#which is what i’ve always wanted to do#but i’m so afraid it’s not gonna end up how it sounds in my head and it’ll be dumb#but whatever we grind
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What do you think Mine’s reaction to Masato / Aoki be like?
tbh they'd probably be. amicable. at the very least.
#snap chats#like they have similar values its just that mine's more openly depressed about his belief system and doesn't take pride in it like aoki#i talked about this before omg thats so funny... but yeah no aoki's more proud of 'how the world is'. prob cause he's 'on top' of it#mine begrudges the fact he needs material goods to be useful to people#meanwhile aoki's happy to exploit others if it means he advances. for the most part anyway#he only really starts to show some regret when confronted by ichi. and get the shit kicked out of him for twenty minutes#wait i was rewatching the cutscene and started to throw up cause i got reminded of me in high school again aoki you're 42 stop this#Back On Track Though. mine and aoki had similar pursuits: attain power to be loved thats the core of it in simple terms#they went about it differently ofc: for mine money was power and for aoki popularity was power. Both Very True TBH but anyway#mine realized that even with money his person wasnt valued#and aoki realized that even with recognition people didn't value his character. sins the arakawas. fcukin dummy#i mean aokis a jackass so no wonder but thats not the point of this. fuckfest of tags#they wouldnt be friends. aoki's incapable of friendship and mine would probably quickly recognize aoki as being power hungry#i think mine's been in enough business meetings And Knows Enough About Politics to recognize Professional Fakerism when he sees it#actually do you think mine'd be swindled by any 'kindness' aoki expressed like when kanda left him and he thought he just went to get help.#that shit was wack LMAO BUT REGARDLESS idk i have to go to class soon so im not gonna spend too much time thinking of this#if they needed to they'd just use each other for whatever purpose they needed the other for. idk why mine would need aoki tho#TLDR mine probably wouldnt think too differently of aoki compared to any other power-hungry freak#we can revisit this topic when. im not learning about JP history vjERJALKJ
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kiryu learning about ai in gaiden i'm cackling
#lad gaiden#like a dragon gaiden#kazuma kiryu is a popular italian chef i GIGGLED#chot dtt be so very serious#the substories are good fun in this game#buuuut minor nitpick is that i kinda dont like that u have the board?#i usually like just running around and finding them on the map but now u have to do all those things for akame#and do a whole accepting thing idk it feels more natural when kiryu sees some wack shit going on and is like ok... im gonna intervene
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