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Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."

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So you think it should be legal for kids to murder their entire family

Sure why not

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made a uquiz to find out which regional jet you are. take it or else

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You are at a bar, and are asked to hook up by the person selected by this wheel. What's your response?

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It's tough pretending to be normal

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Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

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people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good

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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u

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guy i saw on train today

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings