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cozylittleartblog · 2 years ago

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not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

#toh #the owl house #emperor belos #papa titan #the titan #art #doodles #comic #fanart #watching and dreaming #captioned #brief visit to ye olde days of memeing on belos... those still get spread around #i hope the titan saw him get his shit stomped in before they passed on #like yes luz was right there but did the titan actually get to see it. i hope so #shoulda been broadcast on penstagram too #there's a piece of fanart i wanted to draw after. i think o titan where art thou. but i never got around to it #because it had animation in it. and im regretting it now #maybe i will finally do it. and something else too #the whole titan reveal brings with it a lot of tropes and ideas that absolutely destroy me personally #and i need to Draw about it #edit - thank you anistarrose for the caption!#''he wasn't Really alive'' you're right they were a secret third thing. the heart still beats. they were still Somewhere #but it's easier to just say Alive. it's not Technically wrong #i try to keep my captions short ok

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badolmen · 8 months ago

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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

#ra speaks #personal #JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians #obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7 #fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background #my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated #by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods #edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.

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o-sunny-day · 3 months ago

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*WAS IT WORTH IT?

GAAAAAHH posted this on tiktok forgot to post it on tumblr

also i made a work-in-progress overview on tiktok and the sound got removed so im gonna do that for this too 😭😭 BUT AUGGGHHHH THIS THING TOOK YEARS OFF MY LIFE/pos (tbf this comic in general is taking years off my life so LEMME GIVE A LITTLE BACK TO COMMUNITY♥️♥️♥️)

its hard to describe after its all “done” (its not exactly done- but i’m calling it here cause i’m happy with it)

BUT I EXPECTED THAT! SO I RANTED ABOUT IT AS I MADE IT ON MY ART ARCHIVE SERVER!!! HAVE AT YEE

all the little ins and outs :3

since I can only post 1 video per pose ill post the works in progress’ after this- be on the look out cause I ALSO CANT JUST REBLOG THIS 😭😭 videos are weird on tumblr smh

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08-47 · 2 months ago

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mirage chilling wit the kagome veggie juice pack

#ULTRAKILL #mirage ultrakill #ultrakill mirage #MS PAINT #ALL ART #FANDOM ART #DOODLE #NO COLOUR #First Post!#THE GEIGER COUNTER #SMALL CAPTION #TAG YAP #EDIT FOR TAG TYPO #as a hafu folk mirage makes me very happy #i dont know why but she just does #it just makes me so inexplicably happy to draw mirage enjoying japanese goodies like how i did when i was small :-)#the purple kagome juice packet was (and still is) my favourite #so she has that here!#also mirage lowkey has that "hafu but cant speak japanese for shit” energy #SHES JUST LIKE ME......... FR FR..... /ref #i can feel it #god i literally just got this game last friday im already so attached to it #this is how you know its peak #go my autism /ij #i love my girlfriend picture meme but its the ultrakill logo #what the jib i talked so much #after a while this will be this blog's pfp >O<!! i think its cute #a lil nervous posting this but oh well i wont die #famous last words #if anything is wrong with this please be nice!

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coldbycrossfade · 1 year ago

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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this'#JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE....................................#like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

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flovoid · 5 months ago

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‘tied by blood and yet, you are my greatest nemesis…’

#the valentinos #yall these actually. an old pics like. dang.#yall imagine these pics from last year. like I was at my peak w/o editing LIKE I WAS HAVING FUN AINT WASTIN TIME #this just teases cuz imma just dump them all on october IDC I LOVE THWEMMMM #if yall curious abt them I did have a three years ago a vampire family #and oooh boy they are evil. VERY evil #maybe only adam & vlad are not #the father name is vlad but trust he is not the famous vladdy daddy. there is lore behind it hehe #ahahahsh #bro just watch me dump all their pics here. ITS ALOT.#like literally I wont even care if nobody seen it I WILL PUBLISH THEIR PICS THEY HAVE TO PRINT WORLD W THEIR TOUCH #and im surprised the pics were nice? I didnt use SRWE that time only gshade and I was having fun #now look at me crying over SRWE because I relied on it too much. literally I got spoiled by its service #rip. I dont even plan to fix my SWRE if it WONT EVER open w gshade anymore #rando flovoid shit #thorn valentino #vladamir valentino #dawn gaffney #luther valentino #lilith valentino #ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 vampires

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cent-scratchnsniff · 1 month ago

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green apple flavor

#library of ruina #lobotomy corporation #lobcorp #lobotomy corp spoilers #lobcorp spoilers #couldnt help it. the box. the meltdownerr (going though severe mental agony manifesting in a form bursting forth from metal)#i have ao mant sketches... i havent finished.... lor angela floor of lit drawinfs.... but my motivation is ASS and most of what ive made #recently also feels like shit. mind empty doodles w netz to try and get myself out of the gutter #.... murky. gutter wky dont ask me w #trying to find time... ahhhh the time. the TIME .#anyways. netz :)#actually i forgot to tag him #Netzach #netzach lor #netzach lobotomy corporation #netzach lobcorp #covers it i think. yippee wahoo aghhbvabnamkpeiu #right giovanni too o guess. hey king. itty bitty tiny one. littlr guy.#the goodbye tender one was just because i was listening to it and dongdang kills the cover per normal #i really love fragment of the universe. one of my favorite abnos. i got it on day 6 ish in lobcorp. its not hostile or meaning to cause harm #it wishes to communicate and to be heard to to share knowledge and thoughts. yet it is also persistsnt and insistent to communicate the #whole of it. wanting the other to know and learn the entirety of it. to be heard and understood in full. the ways of doing so is forceful #and causes harm. which then causes a dynamic of it wishing to have full knowledge and understanding while the other party rightfully shuts #it out and refuses to listen. in the ego and in lor mentioning ignoring it and not paying it any mind. even though it trys to go out of its #way to communicate itself as friendly and around ideas of joy such as a childs scribble of hearts. plus with the sounds of something akin to #a whale iirc. then tying together with the line of singing and song. i love u fragment of the universe

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so-very-small · 7 months ago

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current, 26 year old me, conversing with my past self and telling them how we wound up: so, we actually really come around to G/T and stop being so ashamed of it. we start a blog about it that gets decently popular, and we meet a lot of cool people, and best of all, we make so many people laugh with our posts!

16 year old me, who was a little bitch sometimes: ugh that is so cringey

26 year old me, deciding to be a little bitchy back: well. okay. after The Neverbeast comes out the Disney Fairy movies get cancelled and there’s NEVER another one again.

16 year old me, distraught: WHAT. NO.

#g/t #TALK SHIT GET HIT LOSER #16 y/o me was a demon but i could fight them. i got the power of years of therapy on my side

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laissezferre · 1 year ago

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favorite bits from the terror screenplay, 20/20

#*edward little voice* c l o s e #the mirrored composition--it got me ok?#i have never hated a tent flap more #this is some pyramus & thisbe shit #rossier #the terror #terrorscreenplay #mine #edits

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dizzybizz · 1 year ago

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sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat

#hi remember when i thought i was in for a really bad bout of hsr fixation. lets see how thats going.. lets just check in and #oh . oh no. oh this was. this wasnt the plan. oh no #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #gill in pjs got to me ok. gill fighting in pjs got to me. the thought of gill sleeping in a barrel of water with pjs on got to me.#wheni tell you this fkn podcast is the only thing ive been thinking abt for the past few days dude what thef uck #theyre all so stupid they get up to so much bs its fkn great i lvoe the three of them so mcuh WHEHhghh >:'O #my art #i keep nearly forgetting that tag help???#ive slowly been getting used to drawing them jsut you wait til i feel good abt the designs n shit ok its gonna be epic or smth #oop s its 1am soon whoopsies ehehee but like ..... the dumbasses... theyre in my head..#there are so many stupid scenes i want to draw 😭😭😭😭😭#im sorry to. my friends. for jsut . yknow. and everyone really #i wasnt ready for this 😭 idk what happened i just started going through eps so quickly all of a sudden and ive gone through like 12 eps in #2-3 days and i feel absolutely insane and i think abt them so much. theyve taken up all my time help

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grif-hawaiian-rolls · 3 months ago

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sometimes u just get so filled w thoughts about a pair of characters u gotta just go bonkers ya know

#rvb #red vs blue #my art #batsy art #rvb tucker #rvb doc #rvb junior #docker #this file is called docker_and_son on my pc so ya know #tuckers hair being a mess post quest and post birth is v important to me #man got home took out his dreads and promptly fuckin immediately fell asleep face down on the floor and hasnt had a moment to retwist em #he very much meant to finish his hair first but his body had other plans #the picture has everyone in stolen clothes and that amuses me #Doc is wearing Caboose's shirt tucker is wearing one of tex's shirts and junior is wrapped up in one of church's shirts #not pictured is jr introducing doc and tucker to mason wu with 'hi mr wu this is my dad and mom-doc' 'dad doc this is mr wu :D'#and doc needs to compose himself from being called mom meanwhile junior doesnt even notice he slipped up he just auto corrected and moved o #tucker also missed it bc he was trying to figure out what mason's vibes are by force of eyebrows alone #mason wu is the only parent there who doesnt think doc and tucker are mid-messy divorce bc he looks at them and recognizes them #from pfl articles and chorus ones #so he Knows theyre soldiers and the shit they get up to and his previous frustration with juniors apparently absent family is nuked #theyre not absent theyre just keeping him Safely away from Fuckery

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anonymouscheeses · 11 months ago

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Chaggie human AU except Charlie is a demon Vaggie summoned.

Yknoww??? Stars??? Cuz morningSTAR??? Okay I'll stop *sob*

Here's most of the body design. This is my actual first drawing of them, I made the vest for Charlie a darker yellow but for now feast your eyes upon the minion lookin ahh 😭 (The cape was supposed to be yellow and the vest/suit thing was blue but it clashed with Charlie's hair and shoulder.... things.)

Dw abt the shoes, Charlie is shown later and Vaggies is just black Jordan's cuz she cool like that ig 😭

Angel Dust is the crackhead who sells drugs. No money? Get ready for a beat down brutha he about to 🔥 serve 🔥 a punch. (I'm gonna def change his clothes eventually to something else but I like everything else ngl I kinda ate 😍(no i didnt))

Human form Charlie! She looks like Shldon Coper if he went through a furry phase...... that was a HORRIBME comparison what am I on bro 😭..... uhhh just think of any teenage furry who isn't edgy, that's Charlie.

Hey wait a second, Chaggie angst? With ooc Vaggie/Valerie?? Unreal 🤯

PLEASE ASK ABOUT THIS AU IM SO DESPERATE. ANY CHAFACYER DESIGNS OF ANY CHARACTER YOU WANNA SEE (IF THEY ARE IN THE SHOW OFC), ANY FRIENDSHIPS, SHIPS(search for my shipping rank to see what I like or uncomfy with), DYNAMICS, WORLD BUILDING. I HAVE SO MUCH IN MY MIND RIGHT NOW AND IM GOING TO STOP BEFORE I RAMBLE TOO KONG... uhhhhhh, MY ASKS/REQUESTS ARE OPEN. PLEASE. IM IN LOVE WITH MY AU AND NEED PPL TO BE INVESTED AS MUCH AS I AM (ILL STILL MAKE ART BUT PPL NEED TO BE INTERESTED OR ITS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL)🙏🙏

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel art #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #hazbin #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin lute #hazbin adam #chaggie #rainbowmoth #varlie #i heard people on tiktok saying the new ship name is fallenstar or somehtn like that are we gonna have to poll like we did for chagg*ly 😭#first time drawing adam and lute sorry if they look wonky 😭😭#hazbin hotel au #hazbin au #hazbin hotel human #their town is like the vers of heaven its called Haven. sooo...#it would be called haven high school probably #i want to ramble guys. let me ramble. i have no friends that are jnterested in myy shit i only got my girlfriend 😔#will probably change lutes name but keeping it doesnt change much. its not as noticeable that its a short ver of lieutenant.#UNLIKE VAGGIE WHO IS LITERLLY JUST NAMRD VAGIAN??? THAT IS N O T OKAY. I H A D TO CHANGE IT. HER DADS WOULD NEVER NAME HER AFTER TAHT

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diddlesnap · 4 months ago

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Autistic girls sound off jn the comments

#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #the hunger games #hunger games #thg #pencil sketch #turns out scanning shit makes it look good. who woulda thunk #anyway does this shit piss anyone else off when ppl point it out like #no im not looking you directly in the eye. whatevers in there is none of my business. we are not married.#and inb4 someone says smth abt adhd and autism solidarity. katniss has BOTH peeta has NEITHER #and im going to need compelling textual evidence to believe otherwise.#peetas just got depression and anger issues #anyone else you want me to diagnose?? guess who has bpd. ill give you a hint. its also katniss #they both have ptsd obv that goes w/o saying but ill say it just so no one comes for me

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roguecanoe · 13 days ago

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Me trying to describe indescribables (oh golly i gotta tag all their long ass names a-)

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cervinae-canine · 2 months ago

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also maskless spy with a receding hairline *isnt a headcanon. good for me :P

#got a lot to process today holy shit #comic spoilers #f/o blog #proships dni #tf2 spy #💝🚬#[just me yapping]

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padfootastic · 2 years ago

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it’s funny that people write remus as this badass who’s almost rolling his own cigarettes and smoking joints in the common room or wtv when that guy gives me the exact vibe as those kids in school/college who would fake cough when walking past someone smoking while making full eye contact.

or, the scared kid who’s terrified of even being near smoker because they were a sickly child and they don’t want their lungs to shrivel and die + they’re terrified of their mom

#should i tag this anti remus lupin lol #i’m not even. shitting on him #i just—can’t see him as these uber suave individual #when he barely has adequate social skills #or atleast. positive social skills lol #he can gatekeep girl boss gaslight w the best of them of course #but otherwise. bit of a scaredy cat i swear #he’s got enough going on w his wolfiness/o adding other troubles to the plate #and he’s fully internalised that #so a remus who’s not only smoking but looking cool doing it…..#lol #just funny to me s’all #and i say that as someone who unequivocally finds smoking hot #half my makeout sessions have taken place *because* i find smokers hot #so rest assured i am not morally judging #just. remus? nah #pen’s notes

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