#shit gets wild

[treluna4]

WIP Wednesday

Bones AU. It’s at 40k and still growing but it’s getting there. Chapter 3 is wild, y’all.

Alex is three miles into his run when he hits the industrial park. It’s not his usual route, nor is it his usual pace. His body aches to go faster, but he ignores it.

His phone is silenced and in his pocket. His earbuds are in, but there is no music to distract him. It’s late, nearing midnight, but the dark sweatpants and black hoodie are enough to keep out the early autumn chill. He runs on.

Alex leaves the main road and weaves around a few of the office buildings, avoiding the orange light of the street lamps, before finding the entrance he was looking for. He takes out a key card and swipes it, opening the door just enough to pass through before closing it gently behind him.

The place is dimly lit and the air is musty. There’s a layer of dust over every surface and more than a few outdated computers. Alex takes off his hood and his headphones and does a quick sweep of the shabby offices lining the walls. Then he addresses the man waiting for him in a cubicle in the center of the large room.

“Senator Richards,” Alex says, shaking his hand, “Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.”

[idc-i-just-want-pokemon]

Missed undertale's anniversary but here

a wip of the 79'ers

[gabriel-xander]

Here's a few screenshots of my Twisted Wonderland Fanfiction: Sausage Party! FEATURING OC'S!!

I know a lot of readers have strong and certain opinions about oc's being included in any way in a Reader Insert story, so I thought I could give you all a glimpse of some oc interaction to show you how they are! :) If you like them, great! If you still decide it's not for you, that's okay too!

Links included at the bottom!! 🥬🦴

If I have successfully managed to convince you that maybe these bitches ain't so bad (especially Kaiko), please consider checking out the full (incomplete but a work in progress) story!!

DISCLAIMER: This Fanfiction is a companion Fanfiction of an EXISTING STORY (that I also wrote), but it is NOT necessary to read it to understand what's going on! AND AS SHOWN ABOVE: MANY OC'S!!!

Wattpad:

Quotev:

Ao3 (I don't recommend this version because it's not fully updated! But the support would be appreciated nonetheless!!):

[izztreme-art-n-stuff]

SRATSOR when I first thought of it: Wouldn't it be funny if I made my own version of Super Readers' Biggest Adventure with a goofy aah villain?

SRATSOR now: This is a dramedy with a goofy aah villain, heavy emphasis on the brotherly dynamic between Whyatt and Jack, a ship between Princess Presto and Power Paige, along with an oc x canon ship with Black Sheep and Jack, and a multiverse that revolves around multiple genres in fiction (western, comedy, horror, etc). There's also some nods to its original inspiration, and me making as many excuses as I can to make Jack the hardest badass ever conceived.

[solofanatic64]

Y’all I need to tell you about this dream I had last night it’s crazy

So

Basically there’s this weird purgatory thing that involves suburban houses with families and a weird hallway thing that’s decorated Poppy Playtime style and there aren’t any puzzles your just walking down a hallway and basically how you get there is a strange woman comes up to you in a suburban neighborhood and asks you to join her party or some shit and idk what comes after that your just stuck in Party Purgatory now (this information is important for later). Charlie from Hazbin Hotel goes to the house with families purgatory and does something, idk what she does but apparently it’s very important. 

So now we cut to a NYC sort of cityscape (which is just a long strip of tall buildings that transitions into the suburban neighborhood on one end and a wooded neighborhood on the other), which is constantly under attack by demons and so the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Shredders henchmen want to become famous heroes by protecting the citizens from said demons (also I’m there and I can fly, but it’s more of a glide style of flying rather than flying flying). So day 1, the city is under attack and they start slaying the demons (and I bring this random rabbit guy to a random apartment thing that doubles as a bakery and I come back the next day to get these small cookie brick things with chocolate sauce and it’s delicious), and the city is saved and everything loves them HOWEVER. The turtles got more attention than the Foot Clan. So they come back the next day (and by that time a statue and exhibit of the turtles is already being made) to fight off another wave of demons and they become famous too.

There’s probably some stuff that comes after that, but now we cut to Raphael and Tigerclaw in a suburban neighborhood. I assume they’re just walking around when suddenly a lady walks up to them and asks them to join her party. Suddenly the two of them have disappeared to Party Purgatory against their will and I have to write a very crappy note in green marker to everyone about what happened. Idk what happens next, but it’s nighttime and for some reason Rocksteady now has a giant Roman-styled mansion with a large pool and a-wife????? (Idk if it was a wife or if it was Bebop or someone else but from what I remember she was white, blonde, and decked out in pearls so wtf??)

Now cut to me in Party Purgatory going through 2 out of the 3 sets of hallways given to me to save everyone stuck in Party Purgatory (for some reason in those hallways were 3 versions of Meg from Family Guy and my entire family from my dads side). But apparently, now everyone (the turtles and foot clan) is stuck in the third hallway and the only way to get them out was to play the elevator game. I play it, I win, everyone’s safe, whoop-de-doo.

Other stuff happens, now it’s snowy and Tigerclaw has turned into a small, white, tiger-leopard snow child and apparently that’s how he stays warm in the winter???? (I guess???) So by now I’ve missed my opportunity to go see the TMNT exhibit that the citizens made in honor of their heroes, but don’t worry, I can also turn back time! (I’m scared to do so because I worry about the effects it might have but I do it anyways because yes). So I go back in time to see it and….it’s very disappointing. Like, Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience disappointing (literally, it was just concrete and large photos on display). And it doesn’t even stay a TMNT exhibit, it changed to other themes over time like Rainbow Bubblegem and shit.

And that’s all I remember from my dream. Also there was a plot point somewhere between act 4 and 5 where the world was gonna end by lava and fire explosion, but I guess that problem got resolved somehow??

Does anyone want more of these because I have more saved in my notes.

[cartoonscientist]

no one wants to call themselves a cartoonist bc it sounds low brow but honestly cartoonists are like the cool version of animators since they don’t have all the pressure of drawing frames + joining a most likely abusive animation studio in order to make it in the industry and just get to draw the cool parts that would only be the storyboard of an animation and they use this free time to smoke weed, fuck, philosophize, and generally go hard

[materialistteacher]

Downside to being sick: Sick.

Upside to being sick: Storyboarding while on three different cold meds.

[runesinthenight]

For everyone who is enjoying the Goncharov(1973) discourse on this hellsite, might I recommend a book.

Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves.

It has a very similar vibe to a lot of these posts. And it's very enjoyable. It's about a guy names Johnny putting together a book which was written by a guy named Zampanò which is a commentary on a documentary called The Navidson Record. The documentary is about the house Navidson and his family moved into which starts to break the laws of space and physics, resulting in a seemingly endless hallway off of their living room.

The Navidson Record does not exist.

There are a bunch of references in the book, about half of which don't exist.

Shit gets weird fast. It's a wild ride but a fun read. It is about 700 pages long but some of those pages have literally 1 word on them as the actual text gets funky starting somewhere around the second third of the book. I've never read another book quite like this one.

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski. If you're enjoying the unreality of Martin Scorsese's 1973 film Goncharov, give it a read.

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[zillychu]

AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!

[whitetrashgore]

my bday was yesterday... I'll be making a post about it but damn does shit seem to get fucked up around this time ....lmao

[sherlockggrian]

let's do this dance again

[axorcia]

There was a Cult Town where everyone had their cutie marks removed, put in a display case, then replaced by an equals sign, and everyone had to choose between 2 hairstyles only 👍

Also revealed that princess ponies age differently so at the end twilight looked like celestia while the others looked like actual middle age ponies

THE CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE COSPLAY AND RANMA 1/2 + SAILOR MOON TABLE AND THE DARING DO BONDAGE BODY PILLOW JOKE ALL IN ONE SCREEN?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[pencilscratchins]

atla renaissance pt 3 calls to me like a siren

[reds-skull]

Christmas comic in October? It's more likely than you think.

Also I would die for young Kyle and Simon

[foop204]

Something something about the irony of the watcher’s grief being displayed for the whole server to see