#shit I'll be their third if they want it
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Y'all think after that one 911 call Grace got with the masochist guy Imp and his Mistress that Grace asked Judd to like explore that further after their shifts
#totally not asking because the thought of Judd#this 6'4 man#being tied up an humiliated basically by his 5'4 maybe 5'5 wife#is kinda hot and hilarious at the same time#911 lonestar#911 lone star#judd ryder#grace ryder#if Grace don't wanna do it i will#or if Judd don't wanna do it i will#shit I'll be their third if they want it
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Fields of Mistria is a Horror game where you play as The Horror
The game starts pretty normally - the village needs a boost in the economy to recover after a horrible earthquake, so might as well get some farmer to occupy that abandoned plot of land south of the village. Might as well contact the adventurers guild, surely they'll have someone willing to settle down for something less adventurous.
Balor picks up the new farmer at the bridge and brings the newbie to the farm. Eiland shows the farmer around - the two of them find a curious statue of a dragon on that abandoned farm but Eiland doesn't pay it too much attention and never comes to check it again (despite his interest in all old stuff).
And yet, the statue speaks to the new farmer. Teaches the farmer magic. Urges the farmer to remove the seals deep in the mines. Who sealed the dragon is unknown. No one suspects the seals are there for a reason. Clearly, the seals must be removed, since the farmer says so.
Magic, dragons, Witchspeak - all are things of fairy tales after all. There's no way this will have any bad effect on the village.
Surely, the farmer summoning a rain or commanding the plants to grow or conjuring a horse out of thin air is… normal, right? The villagers are quick to comment on the new crops shipped, on the new museum finds. No one says a word about the magic. The horse. The rains. The crops. The dragon.
No one says a word about the farmer being able to tell where any villager is at any given moment. No one says a word when the farmer changes the clothes, the haircut, the hair colour, the skin colour in just a second. The farmer always looked like this of course. No one notices when the farmer's name changes. The farmer's name was always Ȧ̷͎̟͉̓͌̄̌͘r̷̘̠̙̪̤͔̥̥̀̿ī̴̭̗̯̜̺̂̈́, was it not?
Surely, it is fine to have the s̷h̸a̴p̵e̸s̶h̵i̷f̵t̸i̷n̸g̸ ̴m̸e̸m̴o̸r̶y̴-̵m̶o̴d̴i̶f̷y̵i̸n̵g̶ ̸m̵a̸g̷i̶c̵-̴c̵a̵s̴t̴i̶n̷g̸ ̷e̶n̵t̵i̶t̵y̶ in your village.
It helps the village to recover after the earthquake, after all.
The earthquake that opened the seals that hold the dragon down.
The seals that Ȧ̷͎̟͉̓͌̄̌͘r̷̘̠̙̪̤͔̥̥̀̿ī̴̭̗̯̜̺̂̈́ is trying to remove.
Surely, this is all for the greater good.
#Fields of Mistria#Mistria#fom farmer#FoM Horror AU#voron rambles#I'm not sure why the simple UI feature of changing your name and appearance sent me down#such an interesting and weird spiral#but here we are#to be fair I also always wanted a farming game with a little bit of occult in it#like more than usual#kinda like Cult of the Lamb but with more farming than roguelike#although probably a third of my Lamb playtime was tending to the farm lol#I want to draw like 2582541 fanart pieces about this whole idea#but after my pathfinder project I'm so damn tired#I cannot draw shit#so I decided to turn it into a text form#maybe one day I'll get to the art thing#or I'll end up drawing March 543231 times instead#idk#jrcss
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#guess who ordered a 100% cotton mto dress online and received a semi-synthetic blend when it arrived 4 months later 🫠#im not fuming but like. i kind of am. they were like 'oh well its not *synthetic* its rayon--' that's a semi synthetic#also it doesn't matter since the point is that *i didn't receive what i thought i was buying*#they were also like 'whoopsie we'll update the description! thanks for pointing that out!' THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS??#its one thing for the written description to have a mistake while the photos are accurate to what you receive--#but in this case the photos were for a sample dress made of 100% cotton that they just decided not to make and didnt update at any point#so like. how am i at fault for being misled here#this was a 'congrats on finding a job after a year of searching' gift for myself but i'll just sew my own shit from now on i guess#oh and forgot to mention. they told me to cut off a bit of the fabric to do a burn test to test if its synthetic#first off--CUT INTO THE DRESS? Second off--THEY WANTED ME TO MAIL THE CUT SWATCH BACK TO THEM FOR THEM TO BURN? third off--#it still wouldnt be any percentage cotton!! by their OWN admission!! they *said* what fibers are in the fabric!#truly insane. i asked for them to remake it but im now considering changing my mind and asking for a refund instead
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also "textless" versions of these, wahooo
#corned beef#joe iconis christmas extravaganza#bsol#speaking of >:3 & >:3 third time's the >:3 in successfully slammed both up against the window of joe iconis's car (twitter @'d & Seen)#which is really just a :3 but whom among us (orchestra hit) is not a little impish with it#first year i did fanart like wouldn't it be fun if joe saw & liked this. second yr like Same plus it did happen last time#then also recency Fun Times bias sure but he did make it a frame in his End Of Year Good Times Celebration video like >:'3#yes i draw exactly what i wanna draw b/c it's some specific thing i enjoy that much so Yep that is the xmas show to me#so powerfully i was moved like ooh fun xmas villain wrole?? in '19 when i was paying attention & relieved of some bmc closure malaise#by the xmas show but obv Least aware / knowledgable lol. technically showed up in '18 around nov/dec but no chance Right then of tuning in#i mean i had the capacity but did not know it existed / even Less helpful preexisting context. anyway so by the time the show returns#& i've done research in between & gone my god i am i live laugh loving like Yeah i'll do more fanart & omg cyril & omg krampusfucking#able to ramp it up this year & like just thanks to Drawing Experience i'm better at forging ahead through thee process even when it's#extra ambitious like my god am i in over my head? well keep swimming for the surface like only several times going [aaa....] only to yknow#not be that tripped up anyway but still go [(celebrate) christmas!!! (with me)] & be like Do It For The Krampusfucking Gift#one post for another like lighting up my life joe just coming out like ''who wants clips. first up Full Cyril Fucks The Krampus number''#like jeez made that happen And passed it along....it's always the like epitome of my art like i make the specific often really niche stuff#i really respond to; does anyone else enjoy this? if yes; Wheeee; sometimes this is also ppl Behind the really niche shit i enjoy#like i truly hope you do get that kick out of it as i slam it up to the window; worth a Highlight Of Your Year or not#the power of [i do like to Draw the things i latch on to] + [internet] for you#really the bsol design even More an event in ''how did i even do this'' b/c even when planning to make it slightly easier like well#fewer figures; i'll use ink pen so i hone the lineart less than i would to precisely get [line weight mostly irrelevant] Line Geometry#yet still going ruh oh i'm honing for sure. but then like did Most of the lineart all in one night + all the coloring the next round#when i draw quite slowly / the Honing is virtually always an inextricable part of my process like i do Nothing in less than Hours#like i think even my freewheeling bsol sketches posted just this morning took me at Least an hour; judging by vids i played in the bg lol#not quite calibrated to have Attuned Confidence In My Ability To Forge Ahead thusly like oh no if i don't have Momentum or it doesn't#happen to be one of those times things just spontaneously come out great right off without more honing / consideration we're fucked....#not actually the case but yknow still realizing this lol But still able to just pat myself on the shoulder like It's Manageable & it is/was
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I'm not sure if maybe I'm just unlucky here, or maybe there's like.... something wrong with a larger system?
But why have I taken 5 Spanish classes and only managed to learn anything in one of them? And why is the college class the one I've learned the least in?
#this is literslly my third time tsking Spanish 1#i completely failed the first time but stupid “no child keft behind” sent me to Spanish 2 anyways#(i failed that even harder)#and those were my last two years of middle school#so because i failed them in middle school ajd you need the language credits in ny thet made me take it again in high school#my freshman yesr spanish 1 teacher was awesone and i passed her class with flying colors#and then i barely scraped by the skin of my teeth in Spanish 2 the next year#but I figured “hey its been 6 years since then and spanish is a cool language and i want to he able to talk to more people!#maybe I'll try to pick uo Spanish again!“#and so i signed up for this spanish 1/beginner spanish class at college bc its been actusl years i rekekher very little#literally have not learned anything frombthis teacher everything ive learned i self taught#fucking ridiculous#why am i paying $150 so i can look shit up this is bobkers
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Am I the only one that feels super uncomfortable with being placed under the "neurodivergent" umbrella because of OCD? From what I understand, neurodivergence describes people whose minds process information/are wired differently, but is more of a neutral difference rather than all negative. It implies that there are pros and cons to the condition, that it's just another way of being, and that it makes up a part of your identity - who YOU actually are. Please correct me if that's not accurate, but if that's the case, then I hate the idea of OCD being associated with me in that way. I don't care if other people identify with neurodivergence on account of their OCD, but to me the condition is a burden, pure and simple, and I find strength in the idea that my OCD doesn't represent who I am as a person. I have my personality, and OCD is a malignant growth that I have to work to cope with so that it doesn't keep me from being my true and best self. Aligning it with neurodivergence feels to me like fusing it to my identity, implying that OCD is essential to my personality, how I take in the world, responsible for even the good aspects of me. It makes it seem like OCD HAS "pros" to it, which only suggests that if I treat it, the things that make me "good" or "myself" will go away, a fear I've struggled to overcome for a long time. It doesn't represent and is not responsible for what I am like as a person. It's a malfunction of my brain, and treating it as a neutral difference or as inextricable from my personhood spits in the face of all the work I've done to be okay
#i don't want an ocd pride flag i just want to feel better. ok this turned heated dont reblog#maybe i just dont understand what neurodivergence really is but from the way it's discussed I don't want my ocd to be framed in such a way#n my therapist says I could be somewhat on the spectrum and that's fine!! i'll accept the neurodivergent term on those grounds. but not ocd#again i don't care if you id with neurodivergence bc of ocd. i am glad you find solace in it#ocd#tw vent#dont reblog#i might get shit for this one but let me state for the third time. do what you want. i'm not here to attack you
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Attept 2 [the first is not seeing the light of day] I need to make her a proper pallet. This will take a lot of colour picking bc lighting effects but it will save time. The old one is badddd and idk what each set of colours are for... anyway her<3
#thebirdarts#Uhh my wol? Idk if she has a tag#Eh I'll look in the art one#God same design since I started. Shit that was three years ago#Im too poor for fantasia abuse#I have some things I'm not 100% on bc it was years ago and I wasn't aware of some shit#Like is the dark gray skintone weird?? It's what one piece I did was green skin. Bc i was gonna change#I guess it's like drow tho. So fine? Idk it's late#And she has the galien or however it's spelt third eye I need to get rid of that and her other tattoo#Anyway sorry I'm tired I should delete these tags but I don't want something thinking I haven't thought about it? U know?#Anyway her<3#This is just a quick one a collection will be posted on my art account eventually#When I'm awake enough to draw more#I need to shut tf up
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According to 404’sreport, Automattic plans to launch a new setting Wednesday that will “allow users to opt-out of data sharing with third parties, including AI companies.” But it cites internal posts that suggest the company scraped an “initial data dump” containing “all Tumblr’s public post content between 2014 and 2023,” including — apparently by mistake — content that wouldn’t be publicly visible on blogs. It’s unclear what was done with this data and what data (if any) has been sent to Midjourney and OpenAI.
Well, fuck everything I guess.
#tumblr meta#for fucks sake#how about you pay me if I opt in#I'd like some fucking money thanks#maybe I should just shotgun my art tumblr and remake it blank - it'd be faster#then I'll reupload glazed/nightshaded shit and then 'allow third parties' for shits and giggles#YOU WANT TO TRAIN ON MY SHIT? YOU PAY#I AM LITERALLY A BELOW POVERTY LINE DISABLED PERSON WHO IS STUCK LIVING WITH MY PARENTS BECAUSE I'D PROBABLY BE DEAD OTHERWISE#PAY. FOR. MY. DATA.#doing this after scraping if true? not cool dude#I'd straight up try to sue over that#that was not in the agreement
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nobody talk to me i've been emotional all week over king's dad having kept an eye on him his whole life from The In-Between. much like spinel, i will never be able to watch the series the same way again
#liz blogs#toh#the owl house#king clawthorne#i dont know what to tag his dad as. uh#the titan#papa titan#yeah thats what came up and i'll use it#this trope comes for Me specifically every time. i will never not weep my eyes out over it.#and with the suggestion that the titans can control the weather and shit#i am remembering when the titan trappers sent that letter and hooty ate it because there was a bug on it#yeah that was god vibe checking ur stupid letter and sending the bug to destroy it#mental illness please go AWAY i WANT TO DRAW TOH !!!!! I HAVE IMAGES IN MY BRAIn#i am cursed with Visions#you literally just have to show me a silly and or down to earth dad character and oops they're one of my favorites now#do not read me#i loaf you... shut the fuck u p...... weeps#yeah i just watched the episode for a third time with my brother and its just digging the brainrot in deeper#god. god. toh was such a good show. im so tired of every show i love getting cancelled.
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I had a dream where a 3rd J.udgment game was announced and M.ine showed up for one split second in the reveal trailer with this super hot evil smirk on his face and Twitter was going batshit crazy over it
Then I woke up and got really disappointed
#ash rambles 💚#you were beautiful 💸#it's like also 6:30am rn#i jolted awake and ran to check twitter just in case something important happened in the y.akuza fandom#but nope. it didnt. at all. now I'm disappointed. and sleepy...#goodnight!!!!#hmm what else is going on in my life..? uhhh. I've got a massive final paper due tomorrow! i should... probably start that haha#I've got this other group project that i don't feel motivated to work on anymore because my group member (absolutely unsolicited)#popped into my DMs and was like 'hey here are some suggestions for your paper' and the comments were just mean as fuck#like what the fuck man. what the actual fuck?? this group member is also like two decades older than me-#but thats alright I'll do it eventually (also because I'm graded on how my group members review me and... if this little bitch gives me a#bad review and fucks up my chances at getting a 4.0 in every class this quarter...........)#hmmmm what else#I've been playing y.akuza 5! i just got to the hunting part. I'm bored. when does this shit get good?#oh and i've been rewatching f.airy t.ail when i have the time#and m.onster too because.. um.... dr. t.enma 👉🏽👈🏽#oh nooo (fake cough) I'm sickkk i need a doctor hahaha preferably a really hot one with a super nice voice and beautiful smile and-#and that's about it for my life updates ajdjshdjaj at least all that I'm comfortable sharing here#I'm still mad about my dream though#like. I'd be fine even if m.ine didnt show up again. maybe he survived and him and ash just decided to disappear off the grid together#but. I WANT THAT THIRD J.UDGMENT GAME#PLEAAASEEE#OH OH!!! ONE MORE UPDATE!!!!#i made a bad financial decision on black friday and now.. once my package arrives... I'LL HAVE EVERY MAINLINE Y.AKUZA GAME IN MY GRASP!!!#I AM SO POWERFULLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I also bought s.oul hackers 2 bcs it looked interesting. anyone here like it?#hmmm I'm going back to sleep#gn#honk shoo mi mi mi mi
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I didn't comment on arcane here so as not to stimulate my brain to fall into a brainrotting spiral and end up being interested in league of Iegends, buuut arcane is so good.
#I'll bluntly and superficially say:#Sevika my beloved you scared the shit out of me I thought we were going to lose you too. don't do that ever again#I so wish we had had more time to see more of Sevika Jinx and Isha's found family + I wish we had had more Warwick with the girls#I cried so much when Isha died. she didn't deserve that and I'm going to ignore what happened. they're all very well and happy ty very much#and I so wanted people to talk more about Ambessa and Mel's relationship#todo mundo enche a boca pra falar do Silco e da Jinx mas delas duas que é bom nada né#all the flashbacks destroyed me. the s2 songs are impeccable.#I'm not even going to comment on the animation so as not to lose my mind but it's all so beautiful.#it's impossible to watch without getting goosebumps#I had a lot of fun watching all the eps' openings eagerly waiting to see a different flash lol#very happy with the sesbian lex !!! cheered a lot!!!! omg I can't believe it actually happened lol finally!!! it's something so big#I don't want to talk about timebomb. not even want to think about them because I get so sad. the doomed bisexuals 😭#and jayvik... 🏳️🌈? lmaooooo I can't believe their ending /pos. my third eye opened to them on this season#anyway Mel managed to become even more gorgeous#Lest I love you#and Jinx is alive. I shall shut up now#stupid dawn rambles
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr AAAAAAAAXSCGHVXEDJGVHJIUEARHDF WHO THE FUCK MADE PRINCESS QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Chip Chatter#I'll never#I'll never stop wondering#who the FUCK made PRINCESS QUEST#SHAKING STEEL WOOL BY THE SHOULDERS WHO!!!!!!!!!! WHOMST THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#IT'S SO CLEARLY TIED TO THE MCI AND WILLIAMS LEGACY WHO MADE THIS SHIT#GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#THE THIRD GAME IS LITERALLY JUST HELP WANTED#I stg I'll hold on to 'Vanessa made the PQ series' until we get a solid answer#it's the only thing that could make sense to me
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I ended up buying even more plants
Meet Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura
#speculation nation#i do have a tag for plants. what was it#plants shit#maybe lol. if not then oh well#anyways the cactus is sasuke bc hes prickly. sakura bc of the flowers. and naruto bc uhh. idk i wanted to complete the trio#crocodile isnt the same as a toad but it's like 2 steps removed#and uhhh maybe the leaves are like his hair. maybe.#i was actually looking at the dragon fruit cactus first and thinking about naruto for that one#but then i was like 'oh it's Prickly though. this needs to be sasuke.'#then i saw the orchids and was like What If.......#so i found a third plant to be naruto lol. and thus the trio is obtained.#i dont exactly have room for them but i'll make room. somehow lol#might have to move more cacti down to the desk. cats less likely to eat those.#anyways im on my way home now. got a few hours before the assessment. gonna chill.
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not to make another post about loving my girlfriend but I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
#she's so dsabiduosadas#i just love her so much and everyday with her since we started going out has been amazing but these last few weeks especially so#we spent last weekend at her family's house in the countryside it was soooo good#we were alone and got to play house a little bit watched a ton of dungeon meshi + got to know the little town that she loves so much#and then wednesday was the brazilian version of valentines day which we spent getting take out building the lego flowers i got for her#it was great we both love legos and it was so chill and fun and so us instead of having a fancy dinner or something#oh and she got me a really pretty necklace with my initial on it (and got herself a matching one with her initial)#(we have our own initials cause we're cheesy but not THAT cheesy like having each other's would be a little too much lol)#and then this weekend was amazing#i just love her so so so much#friday i'm gonna go on a trip i had planned since before we began dating and even though it's gonna be fun and i know i'm gonna love it#i'm kinda dreading it a little bit cause it's gonna be two full weeks without her#and those two weeks include my birthday!!!#which i'll be spending in another country without family friends or girlfriend...#i'll be okay though#i won't have her but i'll have the special valentines day edition kuromi plushie she got me today hehehe (she of course has my melody)#and her perfume that i'll use to spray on it... and our couple rings that will arrive tuesday dasodpsadsa#(in brazil it is pretty common to wear rings even if you're just dating someone like most of the people i know asked if there was a ring#when i told them i was about to/had asked her to be my gf. but to me rings are pretty serious so i wanted to wait for a bit#i had told her as such literally in our first date cause she mentioned a friend who got a girl a ring before she was sure the girl wanted t#date her. which she didn't. but then they stayed together. and then the friend asked again. which the girl denied again. but then they#stayed together again. and seems like third time's the charm cause now they're dating fr. lesbians.)#sorry to whoever read all this shit this is too cheesy we're too embarassingly in love
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feeling sad :(
#sorry this is such a dumb thing to be sad about im a grown ass adult but like two thirds of the people i invited to my birthday#either cant come or said they would then bailed and like#some of them have legit reasons but some of them i'm kind of like :/ ok well i put in so much effort for yall would be really nice#if a crumb of that was reciprocated#idk i dont ask for much on my birthday i just want to have a nice dinner with my friends#and i have friends who like throw the biggest tantrum fusses about their birthdays and make it this entire spectacle#and people still humour them so it's kind of like#idk#do i really suck that bad that you cant make a saturday evening work to like eat good food#idk maybe next year i just wont plan anything#and everyone'll be like BUT SIMA IT'S THE BIG ONE and i'll be like well! i wish it werent!#bc it'll suck even more to have people not come lmao i dont actually think i've ever had a milestone birthday people just dont give a shit#this includes my parents idk like they are nice to me on my birthday but like no birthday was ever like hashtag special#and like the holidays already sucked so bad this year they did not feel like the holidays half the people i got presents for#didnt get me anything which is like fine i dont give presents to get them back but it kind of sucks to not even get a card? a thank you???#idk this is so stupid i am turning 29 i pay taxes this should not be a big deal#maybe it's bc i feel like half my 20s were pandemic years so it kind of sucks that theyre basically over and idk im just feeling sad and ol#and lonely and just kind of shitty and unlikeable#AND IT'S DUMBBBBB TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST IDK WHY I'M CRYING FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE
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hey y'all, i can't figure out what's wrong, but my tumblr inbox is reading that i have three unopened things in there, but, when clicked shows that it's empty?
don't know how that works, or what happened but if anyone has any insight please share, and if you're one of the three, i'm so sorry, i'm not ignoring you, i can't see it!!
#it's really weird though#it definitely used to work#and it works across my side blogs#but not my main blog#it's really weird#it's bugged me forever and now that a third something dropped in there and i still can't see shit#decided to see if y'all knew anything#if anyone wants to send a test ask that's cool too#drop in#say hi#hopefully i'll see it T-T
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