#shinobi shitpost

[evilkitten3]

what do you call it when a ninja gets hurt?

a ninjury

[gaydinosaurbananamilkcarton]

I still love sakura. Even if she's a dumbass. No way am I sticking around for somebody that not only treated me like shit, he left me to take care of my daughter by myself for 9 years and then tried to kill her when he met her. The main reason I like sakura is because of her character development. Instead of being a weak sasuke obsessed character, she actually became a strong sasuke obsessed character! Yay!

Most people won't admit it, but they hate sakura because of some shit she said to naruto when they were KIDS(12), not to mention, she wasn't lying. He was an orphan 💀 but they go and say that she's weak, even after she gets stronger, and like rock lee for doing exactly what she did. (Training to become better) sakura never HAD the same powers that naruto and sasuke did. Yet she still MANAGED on her own. That's why I like her.

I like naruto, just not his mindset. Of course I want to become hokage and protect people that treated me like shit for my entire life! Then he became hokage, and made NO changes for the better. He didn't want to be hokage to help, he wanted to be hokage just because he craved attention and validation. He always wants to save people, and doesn't understand that he's making it worse. Sasuke IS more realistic as a character, and sasuke has had it worse than naruto has. Hate me all you want, but it's true. His entire clan was murdered by his brother, including his parents. And then he was obsessed with revenge, only to kill his brother and then find out WHY itachi did what he did and he had to regret it. All he ever KNEW was loneliness and anger, so he had no idea how to live without it. Naruto never had his parents or siblings, meaning he didn't have to LOSE anything. And that's why sasuke was angry with him.

I also think it's important to include Kakashi though. Not only was he practically USELESS for team 7 as a whole (naruto went to be trained by jiraiya, sasuke by orochimaru/? And then sakura by tsunade. It would've been cold if she trained under guy too but the author HATES a strong female character that isn't evil) kakashi needs to be analysed as a whole, especially with his treatment of sasuke. He claims to have gone through what sasuke did, and then tells him that revenge is pointless and leaves you hollow, and then he helps shikamaru get revenge for asuma. He's a hypocrite. He wins the award for the world's WORST sensei.

I won't even make a separate post for boruto, because there's no reason. The show is confusing as hell, and equally as pointless. Boruto hates his dad for no reason, all the important fights are for sasuke and naruto, naruto adopts kawaki and let's him beat up his son, kawaki seals them away and then flips it to make boruto look like he's in the wrong, there are no more shinobi, Boruto trained under sasuke, and then sasuke was sealed in a tree so now he cosplays as him. Sakura is NOWHERE to be seen💀 (good for her) himawari has kurama (how will she not be stronger than boruto?💀) and boruto has Naruto's abilities (rasengan, flying Raijin- minato, and shadow clones) with purple lighting and all of a sudden he's a god. I'm confused about what the jougan does. He also has his fathers weak mindset about not wanting to kill kawaki, but just wanting to punch him. Sarada has insane potential but of course the author won't let her be great because she's a woman! I hate the idea of borusara because I see them as nothing but teammates. It's like the dynamic between naruto and sakura. She treats him like a brother. She hugs her friend that she hasn't seen in 2 years that's also been framed and ostracised by the entire village and suddenly they're the best ship in the world 💀 Delusion at its finest. None of those kids need to be with ANYONE. Just focus on the goddamn anime and stop ruining shit. Because NO ONE is watching it

[depressedhangrybitch]

I know what is going on here...

A psychotic scientist is giving an unwanted hickey to his enemy cum best friend who is as straight as a hard dick and him defending himself by shape shifting into a white porcupine.

Tell me what u think is happening here in reblog or comments

[azurewildflight]

Posting some of my old video edits

I like this one 😌

[katatonicimpression]

Marvel characters as The Daily Mash headlines Part 7

[narutotravesties]

Dont say naruto didnt have any straight people. Jiraya is literally RIGHT there?

[iinexorabile]

Tanba every-time another samurai, and worse yet, an Oda-related samurai, is summoned to Chaldea as a Servant instead of his son the amazing Oni no Hanzō aka Hanzo Hattori aka Demon Hanzō aka the second greatest Shinobi to ever live (after Tanba himself) etc etc..

..... or just any other Shinobi really, Tanba would even take another Fuuma at this point--

[hana-akari]

@cc-sasuke / @cc-naruto-s-rank-shinobi // I thoroughly enjoy your Sakura portrayal, you add so much more than what we get from the manga/anime, and expand on her character with your tiredpunk spin on things!

I appreciate our plotting and (shitposting) interactions, and look forward to RPing out some of our SasuSaku headcanons, and getting our other muses involved, lmao

How's my portrayal?

I'm SO happy you enjoy her! I'm so, so, soooo looking forward for more SasuSaku stuff! I was not expecting it to become such a comfort ship for me but it has. I absolutely adore them! I always eagerly wait for your replies and posts! They brighten up my day!<3

[short-circuit-the-great]

A shinobi and his samurai son! Since I've drawn Hayato a lot but never his dad.

For the thing that started as a shitpost and turned into a chronicle about the horror of war

Tip jar

[djinarocks]

I am the Simp, banger artist, shitposter and scared.

Tagging @shinobi-illuminator, @mypersonalfirepit, @violetrose-art.

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

[askthemist]

Kushimaru: ladies, gentlemen, and underaged smartasses who've joined our ranks ILLEGALLY.

Haru and Haku: *fist bumps each other*

Kushimaru: I'm afraid that in recent days, I've come to the conclusion that we must retaliate towards the Mizukage in a mature, professional and reasonable manner....with dignity, responsibility and understanding.

*three hours later*

Various members of the Anbu plus Zabuza, because why not, violently pointing at yagura: BABYMAN BABYMAN BABYMAN BABYMAN BABYMAN BABYMAN BABYMAN BABYMAN!

Yagura: *writhing in pain and confusion* oh God what the fuck oh God please help me why are you all doing this please sthhap!

[depressedhangrybitch]

Day 20 of iconic naruto memes

[omoiintensifies]

Does anyone want to play tic tac toe?

[zabuza-thee-demon-of-the-mist]

This is just Zabuza’s life in general if we’re being honest

Ravi Zupa: Cats matchboxes & prints . A collaboration with Arna Miller • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

[katatonicimpression]

Marvel characters as The Daily Mash headlines Part 4 (Marauders Edition)

Bonus:

[kishimotomasashi]

Characters whose kink is getting their ass kicked are so fun bc the ships you can materialize out of this information