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Cute selkie fabrics swimming into my Spoonflower shop: https://www.spoonflower.com/profiles/snow_moth_studios

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*has been reading dark, lovecraftian-esque scrolls and somehow has learned how to use jutsus without using hand signs*

"....no".

-kiri

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"is it about those weird arcane scrolls again?"

-kushimaru

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"no. I'm busy with my studies you fool"

-kiri

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"Kiri-chan?"

👉👈

-Kushimaru

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Headcanon:Reign of Mizukages

Byakuren:(16 years) He was the first mizukage,the wisest kage of his time.He dies weeks before first ninja world war,due to old age.

Gengetsu Hozuki:(2 years) He is chosen by councel. Dies in a battle against Iwa's second tsuchikage mu,who also loses his life.

Third Mizukage:(33 years) he reigns longer than other mizukages.He was killed by curse jutsu casted by madara from countries away,which too,shortened madara's own lifespan,forcing him to find a vessel to fulfill his plans.

Yagura Karatachi:(13 years) He was selected by councel in his teens.He was,unlike second and third mizukage,not so kind and generous. Believing that death of his predecessor(third mizukage) was result of betrayal,he became merciless toward his own people and brought chaos upon his nation,spreading clouds of terror in sky of kirigalure and began the bloody mist era.He dies after ao finds him alone and breaks obito's genjutsu,which drove him to madness and soon,he dies.

Mei Terumi:(20 years) Perhaps the kindest of all mizukages,she is truly worthy of being called "savior of hidden mist". She ended the bloody mist era and maintained peace within the village for two long decades.

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Day 6 | Mizukage!Kisame for @kisameweek-2021 💕

yes even in an au he still keeps his arm warmers and nail polish 😌

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* jaws theme intensifies *

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collecting these like trading cards

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*gregarian chanting infinite, the existence of Buddhism and Shintoism on Kirigakure suddenly vanished, Pope Yagura now clears a holy war on the rest of the Ninja World that's creating the ninja crusades*

Kisame has Become Catholic

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*holds a gun with a shaky hand and tears in eyes*

"FUCKING APOLOGIZE!"

-Kushimaru

I’m not sorry

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*does this shit every time Yagura speaks*

-Kushimaru

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

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"fine like fuk you we like it here."

-kushimaru

Oops, my hand slipped. :3c

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"and he epic failed at it too!"

-kushimaru

Zabuza really stopped going wherever he was headed to bully an orphan he passed by on the street.

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"Fuck you leave me and my fantasies a lone!"

-Aohi

Deep-sea angler fish mermaid poster from the Italian film: Il prato macchiato di rosso (1973)