#shes sooo normal

[wlwizard101]

alt timeline morganthe where she goes to therapy.

[snoffart]

ford² + other gravity falls doodles!

[wyrmwright]

so, uh, zaraporter huh...

[cherrydistrict]

🕸 you won’t remember a thing except me. 

[origamiyoda]

Transparent little PS2 DMC3 save file Ladys for you. Mwah. Use as u please

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

Mel is alive because this is a parallel and Ambessa is pointing out that she was right all along to her daughter

I feel very normal about this

[ash-and-starlight]

soulmates not in the romantic sense of the word but in the way two people’s fates entwine again and again, in the way they’re a mirror of each other in ways nobody else would understand, in the way their actions shaped each other’s destinies, and are the only ones who can understand the particular way the other has been ostracized from society. soulmates whose presence resonates in each other’s soul as clear as a compass and yet through all this they just can’t fucking stand each other. soulmates (derogatory)

[transmascutena]

compilation of utena talking about anthy when she's with akio (she does this a lot)

[dailyloopdeloop]

loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask

DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

every so often (..every day) i think about how Ayda spent all her lives thinking that something was wrong with her and she was doing something wrong somehow and not understanding why she interpreted the world differently and then she meets the bad kids and becomes part of their family and jawbone tells her about autism and shes like oh. its not something im doing wrong. its just. a way my brain works and thats fine. and im crying 👍

[ethersierra]

Last time Amber got horny was when she killed that shark

"it was a savage bummer though, don't-- trust me, there's nothing that great about a history. You know? I got one. What did I do, killed a bunch of sharks? Last time I got horny, god and christ I can't even tell you-- well, it was when I killed that shark. But! Hey. We're all just kinda figuring it out."

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia):

She's a hot elf with mushrooms growing on her. She has 1 level of barbarian. She's bisexual. She shapeshifted into a dragon and ate a god.

how tf does the post not mention Moonshine’s giant boobs her greatest asset

Moonshine has canonically gone down on a woman for a solid hour without asking for anything in return. Moonshine edged a dryad just by kissing them. Moonshine faced down someone being controlled to kill everyone in his path and told him if he still wanted to hurt her, she would take his blows as a friend. Moonshine makes jambalaya for her family and friends. Moonshine mispronounced someone’s name for a month and that woman still wanted to hook up with Moonshine. These are just a few of the reasons why Moonshine is sexy.

shes illiterate

canonically huffs dirty water from a bong

has big tatas

wears a belly chain with a demon trapped in it

almost became the queen of hell

ate a god

turned into a pregnant moose & gave birth

Amber Gris (The Adventure Zone: Ethersea):

Middle aged woman who punches sharks to death. My hero

If you love me you'll vote for amber gris I swear to everything holy on earth amen

Amber is butch, instant win

Amber Gris has a negative charisma modifier and she pissed her pants on purpose in order to trick a guard and knock him out. She tied up a dude. She once killed an evil magic shark (they're out for murder. not like real sharks) by punching it and then picked it up and smashed it into another shark, also killing it. She talks in a southern accent. She calls people guppy because it indicates a lack of respect. She has a big pair of magical green arms that come from her stomach. She got a fancy jacket and immediately ripped its sleeves off. She has a gay thing going on with one of the political leaders in the city. She gets in fights with people and doesnt do vulnerability and tries to lay low and not get in any social trouble she doesn't have to. She jumped through a portal into a new world because she could. She's now the god of said world, alone with only afformentioned political leader, who was previously possessed and she had to fight. She spends her time in a bar called the Cloaca. She calls people she doesn't like claspers, because it means shark penis. She and her friend, an old man named Uncle Joshy, sneak attack each other and yell VIBE CHECK! She tries to talk fancy to impress people and she's really bad at it (verily).

She’s everything and more. She’s irreverent. She punches sharks for a living. She becomes God. What more do you need in a butch.

amber gris propaganda: she is straightup the physical embodiment of "women want me, fish fear me." also she's an appalachian post apocalyptic sea captain. that's just objectively cool.

Art of Amber from @cookie-nom-nom.

[steamclouds]

The things I'd give to have a giant astral panther best friend...

[fastianini]

Valentino Rossi & Marc Márquez

[ happy (belated) 9 year anniversary to sepang 2015 aka the one weekend everything went wrong, everything changed and that still haunts motogp to this day <3 ]

history of man by maisie peters

[robinfollies]

Been really pondering Fantoccio and the cursed citizens lately… like, if you’re stuck in a city for 15 years with some of your only company being these cursed globby versions of the people that used to surround you normally, you’d start to Notice Things that remind you of who they used to be, right?

[scarapanna]

Hey chat y'all remember storybook?/silly

I'm thinking of doing redesigns/a rework mayhaps...one day../silly

[Based on this hilarious post]

[maudiemoods]

Worst fuckin thing happened to me today I went to a festival with my sister, her boyfriend and my friend and my friend and I were joking around about the whole smash cake trend and they said something like "hear me out, king Sombra" and showed me a fukin picture and I said "yeah, yeah ok I see it. That's a horse but I see it" ABF YOU KNOW WHAT THYE SAID??? "At least it's not a triangle" AUGHHUURGAGGH!!! AUYGH!! MY SISTER WAS RIGHT THERE!! SHE STARTED LAUGHING!! NOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!! SHE SAID "haha yeah at least he's not a fucking shape" AUGHHEUAYHH I HATE EVERYONE!!! Even worse was that I was dressed at the oncler the whole fucking time