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localthumbcache · 2 months ago

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Can I just. Scream in the tags

#ok so i went to my cousins wedding and there was this girl.....#let me just say this: I COULD HAVE HAD MY FIRST KISS BY W A WOMANN #SHE WAS LOOKIMG AT ME ALL FLIRTATIOUSLY #THERE WAS TENSION #SHE WAS DANCING ALL ON ME??? AND SHE COULDNT STOP COMPLIMENTING ME #SHE EVEN TOOK ME TO THE DOCKS ALONE AND HAD HER NUNBER WRITTEN DOWN IN HOPES THAT ID ASK HER FOR IT (i did whew)#we were both shitfaced but i knew there was smth there but... im just so fucking awkward its the first time ive ever experienced anything #lile that 😭#the next morning i was in denial about it like “oh i was drunkkk maybe i was reading the room incorrectly” no babes she was FEELING YOU #im just 😭 so 😭 awkward 😭#FUCK i shouldve been more bold i will never stop thinking about this #she lives across the fucking country😭#and we have sm in common!!!!!!#shes so fucking bad bro 😭#anyways the wedding was super fucking fun #i did my afro all cute and ppl were all over me about it #i put fake flowers in it :3 #also the bartender was super hot too. i “flirted” with him by continuing to get drinks just to see him and then asking what his favorite #drink was #part of the reason why i got wasted 😭#rambling

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thou-babbling-brook · 3 months ago

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Finished AC Unity. RIP Arno Dorian you would’ve loved Alcoholics Anonymous (AA)

#assassin’s creed #ac unity #arno dorian #arno victor dorian #elise de la serre #babblingbrook babbles #NO BC I DONT LIKE ELISE BUT I DID CRY WHEN SHE DIED #NOT BC SHE DIED BUT BC I WAS SO UPSET FOR ARNO #BRO COULD N O T CATCH A BREAK #he’s on the baby girl list now btw I will be making art of him tonight #I felt so bad for Arno the whole game #also he’s such a fucking smartass 😭😭#I ALSO SEE WHY EVERYONE HAS THE FATTEST ASS #he’s second for me I think Connor has the fattest but #Arno is close second #hey guys I’m unwell someone pls talk to me abt this game (im 10 years late)#to be fair I was also. 10 when this game came out.#adding a tag that’s supposed to say why everyone says Arno has the fattest ass #whoops

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bibleofficial · 6 months ago

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bath is such a tourist trap 😭😭 the roman baths were neat but that’s literally all there is

#stream #skip sally lunn’s house unless u want to sit around for 15 minutes waiting to have ur drink order taken only to sit around for an hour to #have to go out and FIND THE WAITER bc we been sittin for an HOUR waitin for the damn FOOD TO SHOW UP #man didn’t show up once 🙄#literally i’m still so annoyed that im going to leave a review like bro what the fuck we were the ONLY people in the entire ROOM & we were #just ??? looking around ???? like what the fuck #i hate all non american restaurants unless they’re like #UPPITY UPPITY restaurants or like a PUB #anything in between is trash & i would rather kill myself than go to them #either give me bugs in my drink or a Real Server that’s IT !!!!!#😭😭😭😭😭#i wouldn’t have been dramatic if i wasn’t just drinking fucking BLACK TEA on an EMPTY STOMACH like BRO i was going to VOMIT #i got so annoyed i was like i’m just going into the kitchen bc what the fuck is this like guess i gotta cook this trash myself ?#then they just comped the drinks like … lol #omar covered bc i was going to argue bc the ORHER SERVER SAID SHES COMPING EVERUTHING BC AN HOUR IS BULLSHIT #THATS AN H O U R #FOR FUCKING 2 SLICES OF HAM W MUSTARD ON A BUN #I’m soooooo ANNOYED #like what pisses me off the most is slow service #be RUDE just don’t be fuckin SLOW #IF UR TABLE IS BORED UR DOING A BAD JOB

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spaciebabie · 8 months ago

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shoutout 2 this person in my class who i can tell wants 2 talk 2 me really bad but instead of doing that whenever she has the chance she'll talk 2 whoever else is around and ignore me entirely unless im mentioned by name

#bruh lmao #so awkward. say something you dingus lol #ik you wanna talk 2 me so bite the bullet already #gyatt #spacie spoinks #literally. she was having a conversation with my partner for the project im doing. and like #heres the thing #if im not invited into conversation i usually dont participate #im like a vampire like that #and so like. after they're done conversating she'll just kind of. stand there. this has happened twice now #like dude sdkfjshlkdfj #im not upset by this behavior i have very awful social patterns as well and have been thru this (i am autistic)#am i gonna hafta say something. lol #probably #''hey bro whats up with you. i dont mean like how are you doing. i mean like. whats wrong with you.''#cant say that its not funny when you say it irl only when the ppl you're talking with know you're not being mean 😭#also like. this person has been staring at me lol #which like. makes me flustered so whenever she's around i panic and my face fucking turns red its god awful #for awhile it made uhh. my paranoia get really bad im ngl!!#its already bad when it comes 2 being around strangers but this like made it REALLY bad for a few weeks #im more calm now tho. rational brain won over and im chillin #i gotta work up the courage 2 say something b4 the semester is over or this is gonna bother me for the rest of my life sfkjsdhflkjs #i dont wanna put her on the spot #the only time i see her is when im in class #and . doing that interaction in front of ppl. i dont wanna embarrass her ksjfskjd

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yakny · 7 months ago

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Knight Bobo, wearing some of the patterns I drew :D!

#LN #colored doodles #bobo #ft.#agata #louie #(sorry. long tags warning ¯\ (ToT) /¯)#putting the blue patterns to use even if she wasn't the intended wearer for them (hey! big bro louie just has to learn how to share! lol.)#i am actually planning to draw all three of them more along with fafnir and some other nobodies. i cri—#speaking of fafnir!!! FAFNIR???!!! offering alcoholic drinks to nidhogg in the 9th anniversary hell event????!!!#fafnir who's helping agata bobo and louie against tyr?!! who has bobo on speed dial for info as she thwarts tyr's plans??? the guy who‚ on #the night louie leaves and visits him for a drink‚ offers him instead a hot cup of MILK and teasingly calls him a child?! ASADJFJDSK!!!#(there's layers to him offering that that makes it funny‚ i promise. he offers concoctions based on a person's personality? i think??? he #offered debbie a cup of milk that TASTES like books and mela something strong. losing it ✋😭) anyways he runs an INTEL TAVERN. is aware of #most things in the north. fuck. wait! omg??? what if he's the same tavern keeper from louie's dreamweaver??? regardless he is aiding #all three of them... somehow... and he's sharing a drink with nid which is funny cause nid is the same guy who has said before ''alcohol #destroys you mind and stops you from making the right choice 🗿'' and there's fafnir sliding a drink to a sad looking nid. asdjsfkgk #FAFNIR please 😭😭😭!!! (fafnir sliding a drink to nid: make some bad choice tonight boy.)#anyways im just happy there's new fafnir art. i was not expecting it. or him alongside nid. fafnir's name is ALSO named after a dragon in #norse mythology. 🤔 turning into a dragon is a symbol of greed. damn. imagine fafnir is ALSO from frigidfog? but then again...#OKAY I'LL STOP!!! (I WILL NOT!!! I AM LOSING MY MIND! THERE'S JUST SO MUCH I CAN PLAY AROUND WITH HERE!)#wait! okay okay okay. what if for some reason fafnir is ratatoskr 👁 👁? like the role he plays as an intelligence collector adds up #as louie said ''(fafnir) you're not even there yet you already know about it'' it's not far fetched #... i am officially losing it. im adding too much depth to a game that has time and time again made itself shallow 😔

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runningatypufullspeed · 8 months ago

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WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO SEE MY FUGLY UGLY ASS ALLEGORY OF THE CAVE X FAHRENHEIT 451 CROSSOVER DRAWING THAT I WAS FORCED TO DO FOR SCHOOL….. ITS SO UGLY AND MONTAG IS

WHITE.

AND THE HOUNDS ARE DISGUSTING THE COLORING IS SO SHITTY AND MILDRED …. Well ok she looks alright kindof but the COLORING ….. SKETCH WAS BETTER but do you guys. Do you still want to see it…….,,,,,,

ALSO NO OFFENSE TO WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE I LOVE YOU GUYS 🫶😁👍 within reason

#like ok maybe it isn’t. THAT bad #NO NO I TAKE THAT BACK I JUST LOOKED AT IT RIGHT NOW AND THE COMPOSITION IS ALL FUCKING VOER THE PLACE #IT. IT IS. THAT BAD #IF YOU GUYS SAY YESS YOULL SEE #ok but nasty bad art aside I know some of you will be asking why white Montag is such a bad thing and #there isn’t anything wrong with it!!! it’s just that for me personally #after I did a bit more thinking I was. physically incapable of perceiving Montag as anything other than POC/nonwhite #so when I look back at my old f451 art and stare into the eyes of a pale skittish twink it just #it doesn’t click. like that isn’t MY Montag if ykwim #now trembling BROWN skittish twink. that’s a different story #AGAIN I DONT have any issues with ppl making their own versions white I just think that . for me specifically. he looked a bit funny #a little off. a bit too crackerish for my liking #where is bros melanin 😭#I’m complaining right now but if I wanted to I could just… go in and try and make the skin tone darker #I might do that depending on how tired I feel after doomscrolling #also if it matters even though I have read the book over at least 8 times now not once have I touched either of the movies.#and it will STAY THAT WAY. until I completely log my notes for the book #then I can move on to the movies 🥰#but I will admit 2018 did sort of lead me to having a change of heart w my design. just a little. just a teensy bit. kinda. sort of?#actually not really now that I think about it #I have my own reasons.#TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE MY EYES THEY BURN AAAYHHHHH MY EYES OW OW OW OWIEEEE #my Beatty design was so white that my eyes developed stage 4 cataracts #I needed a palate cleanser that WASNT Millie… oh god my Millie design…#she was white there too. terrible #it’s okay… 💔 I’ve since learned and moved on #ARGH GUYS I DONT HATE WHITE PEOPLE I JUST THINK THAT MORE SKIN COLOR VARIATIONS WOULD E NICE

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nobodybetterlookatme · 8 days ago

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Ahskakskal okay so it was still not a date but it fucking felt like it was To Me lmao like it was a family type of event and not a couples only thing but there were still a lot of couples there so there was that. I don't wanna say what the event was bc I don't wanna accidentally dox myself but it was at a park and we had to drive like two hours just to get there ahdkakska but like how am I supposed to be normal when he's holding my hand so we don't get separated in the crowd while we're walking around and we're sitting next to each other on a tiny ass blanket 😭 and I half jokingly made the comment that it didn't seem like his type of scene and he said it's not but he thought I'd like it??? So then I said I know of other events that are closer that might be more his speed and said I'd bring him to one of the ones I know of next year and he said it's a date and literally without an ounce of critical thinking my dumb ass blurted out "well I should hope you wouldn't make me wait that long for a date" and I almost fucking died and I had to awkwardly laugh it off like it was a joke but then he said "maybe I won't" like?????? Fucking hello?????? So idk if that was a joke and we were just like messing around bc we never elaborated or circled back to it but bro I'm still feeling things about that lmao like goddamn. But anyway we went to get food once we left like we always do and then he took me home so now I just get to sit here and think my thoughts until I see him again ahdkalsl

#not snz #I'm seeing my bestie today so she's getting all the chisme lmao #i know she's gonna laugh about me being so down bad for some guy tho 😭#oh also he drove there but he's like notoriously bad with directions when he's going somewhere he's never been #so he's banned from driving if we ever go somewhere again lmao #it's so funny bc he loves driving but he sucks so bad at gettingnfrom point a to point b #OH OH ALSO #so like i wore one of my cute pairs of jeans and a little cardigan that i really like which i thought was fine #like most people were wearing stuff like that or similar #and this guy wore a dark pair of jeans and this long sleeved button up #but he had the fucking sleeves rolled up to his elbows which is like objectively the hottest thing a man can do #and it was a green shirt and he looks so fucking good in green like bro 😩#both of these are things I've offhandedly mentioned before so like 👀#👀👀👀👀#I'm being so abnormal rn about everything ahdklalzla #literally going feral like i need to bite something

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airbenderedacted · 2 years ago

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What was the beta s2 villain design? I haven’t heard or seen abt that one n im curious

,,,,Bombshell my bbygirl,.

#she is So fucking cute & as a standalone design i love her but #for WOYS2's main villain.. for WOY's MAIN CAST........ bro absolutely not this is literally just 'hrjfdf woman hot' villan and nothing else #swapping this out for manic hot topic gremlin bastard lesbian was where they struck gold like. ty god hrjbhsdjgfbng #not that the way they used dominator was /perfect/ by any means #bc believe you me there's a few things in the show that were ehghhghhh at best & stuff from the crew that pisst me AWFF at worst but #overall dom was really solid. the purpose her character served and the writing & character building choices for her were all *chef's kiss*#there was a lot about her whole vibe that was communicated REALLY WELL through her design alone imo #(and a lot about her personality and motivations that you could gleam from JUST her first out-of-suit appearance on its own #i just really wish they'd given WAY fewer fucks about her being pewtty or conventionally attractive or Whatever bRO IT'S HOLDING YOU BACK!!#i dont think Any of that stuff was prioritized when brainstorming for bombshell here 😭 maybe they hadn't fleshed out those ideas yet #bc with Bombshell? the only things her design communicate are that she's hot & apparently that's Important + she has a bug theme going on #& i GUESS that she's ostentatious & goes for v loud clothing. those pauldrons command a room #so you can get ''commandeering'' and MAYBE even ''powerful'' from that #but for a MAIN VILLAIN meant to majorly challenge the main cast & shake up the show‚ THat is extremely milquetoast!!!!!!#again there's rlly nothing here to take away from her design overall other than that she's sexy. why define her that way for being a her #it's such a big ''nah man''#it's tired it's been done to death #the read you get on her from Overall Vibes alone are very bland!!!#i have to wonder at what point they really started to get the ball rolling in the right direction w/ their S2 big bad to end up w dominator #wondering if maybe it was when they figured they should make her a punk to contrast wander being a hippie?#do you think maybe they just got input from women #grateful every day for the absolute bastard supreme we ended up with #finalhaunts

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rottenlittlefink · 4 months ago

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Ngl I feel rly bad for dottie

#I’m keeping all shifting content to my personal my main isn’t rly for that #dottie trophywife #actually audhd #moral orel #Moralton DR #all she has is her looks 😭#she needs adderall xr SO bad 😭#she jumps topics so fast it’s annoying but I Get It™️#one second she’s asking for my cheesecake recipe and then she’s telling me someone’s deepest darkest secrets I can’t 😭😭😭😭✋#fucking BLINDSIDED BRO!!!!#she’s also in love with Florence I didn’t even script this #I didn’t even go out of my way to talk to her she just found me and decided we were besties 😭

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tohokuu · 2 years ago

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my girl advice is so nicki minaj coded and these bitches don’t like it 😒

BASICALLY- i said this

tw : suicide mention

AND THEY GOT MAD

“money isn’t everything” yes it is 😟 i know that bc look at the way i run to these gojo/toji sugar daddy fics 💀💀💀

idc if he’s toxic as fuck as long as i get the key to the benz and a birkin. why? bc i’m toxic too 💀

“baby i’ll kill myself if you leave.” “okay then do it” WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW ???

boohoo, baby. gimme the keys.

and the whole argument about “if he has a good character and no money, i’d stay with him rather than a rich asshole.” i want the rich asshole. how the fuck are you gonna survive ????

“i don’t need expensive trips and expensive restaurants.” huh- well i do 🤣

OH AND- if he’s giving you that BLUE BOX THAT SAY TIFFANY but he’s toxic as fuck, i know id be running back 😭😭 i am willing to get stuck in that cycle of this shitty man who spoils me so good. like yeah baby, i’ll leave unless you buy me that purse.

i’ve had my experience with a broke nice guy and lemme tell you- it’s NOT it. i tried to go for personality and kept telling myself that him being broke wasn’t that bad BUT IT IS 😃 i wasted 5 months of my life like that.

smd if you disagree bro 😭 mmm i’m probably much less compassionate but i know i don’t deserve any less 😹 and if you come in my inbox abt this suck my fat brown balls bitch