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whoblewboobear · 2 months

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Crack fic where Zara turned Jace and Jace forgot to bring it up to Porter who starts getting very suspicious about some of Jace’s new habits.

He goes to Zara and he’s like “yeah idk what’s up with him lately. He doesn’t really have an appetite anymore, he sleeps all day, and he’s so cold all the time. I think he might be sick.” And Zara’s standing there trying not to facepalm bc 1. Porter wtf you don’t notice that these are vampiric traits u fucking idiot and 2. of course Jace just forgot to tell their partner she turned him. And she’s sure as shit not trying to get in the middle of a fight so she’s like “idk ask him if he’s sick 🙄 there has been a bug going around, maybe it finally bit him.”

And Porter is like ??? Bc “why do you always speak in riddles.” Zara just flips him off and leaves but she immediately sends Jace a text

[Zara]: you forgot to tell our boyfriend i turned you?!

[Jace]: sorry I’ll tell him tonight 😘💫

Jace’s way of telling him? Feeding on Porter the next time they’re fucking.

Porter is into, sure. He lets Zara bite him all the time but this isn’t Zara this is- 🤨

Porter wishes he has magic in that moment because he would teleport if he could and leave Jace empty. Because he’s really trying hard at this communication thing and the LEAST Jace and Zara could’ve done was rope him in on the conversation. He’s not one to police what they can and can’t do together, he loves the both of them and he’ll give them space if they wanna do their own thing but 🥺

And when Jace finishes his little drink he just sits there does lil jazz hands and says “Surprise~” but Porter is very frowny about it for the next few days and gives them both the silent treatment until they surprise him with new leather gloves and give him lil kisses and promise to tell him big stuff like that from now on.

#this was supposed to be SILLY #I have vampire brain but I’m permanently stuck in Jace brainrot #so of course those two hyperfixations are gonna kiss #Zara can’t type in capital letters to save her life she doesn’t care #don’t ask me why I’ve thought extensively about how each of them text #Zara is still mean to Porter but she likes him enough to also date him #she’s his hot mean goth gf and he loves herrrrr and she loves him or whatever 🙄 and Jace is a simp for both of them who’s shocked #blooddiamond #starbreaker

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secondchoice-ragdoll · 4 months

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#why dont they just sit on each others lap if they constantly jump out of their seats to be closer huh🙄#i must say i find it fascinating how their underwear choices/opinions match!#this new era of highfives is so funny to me😭😭😭 LIKE GIRL JUST KISS OR HUG OR IDFK BUT WHY YALL ACTING LIKE CLOSETED HIGHSCHOOLERS😭😭#(it is still very cute and i am just glad that they can find a way to be touchy)#T: why arent u a celebrity escort?(so i -a celebrity- can take u upon ur services) ((shes like i think K is good enough in bed to do that!)#T: u r so strong. i think u should go back to sucking dick for money bc the world just needs that rn. also i love stubble!😁#T: why arent u at sexparties? (so that u can *accidentally* meet her in one? or like what do u want miss T?)#T: u dont tell ppl u love them? (wait u have told me u love me!) ur facial hair grows in quick? (interestingly enough i find that hot!)#SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH K IS BOTTOMING MORE AND T IS TOPPING MORE? HMM INTERESTING??!??!?!?!? (what)#when T went “ah no good caca!” i laughed so hard that i hurt myself. no joke.#K in Ts clothes save me. save me these ppl sharing clothes. (AND HOW ITS BIG ON HER ARMS AND ITS OVER HER WRIST A BIT IM LOOSING IT)#i have way too many things to say abt this ep.#trixie mattel #katya zamo #trixie & katya #trixya #tbatb #holdy holdy grabby grabby

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fallingbyjuleecruise · 6 months

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every day i think about the ansur plot in act 3 could've actually had emotional weight if larian studios gave a shit about wyll. damn.

#like the whole gauntlet is about expressing the type of heroism that wyll has striven for his entire life.#the way the quest is so prototypical in it's fairy tale sensibility of the honest and true hero awaking a dragon under the city and -#saving the day and he goes through this whole gauntlet that's a test of how well he ascribes to the ideals of balduran and his father -#and everything he ever clung to to validate himself to himself after being coerced into mizora's deal as a 17 year old kid and then -#he succeeds! he passes the tests! only to find that ansur (literally named answer) is an undead abomination you have to put down #like it's SO SAD. and to me a big part of his story is accepting who HE is. seeing himself outside of his deal w mizora or what his father #wanted him to be and the fact that wyll isn't allowed to have a big emotional reaction to the ansur situation is so annoying #in fact wyll doesn't EVER get to have an emotional reaction to anything bc larian studios doesn't care enough to flesh his story out -#despite giving him one of the most interesting ideas for a character in the game! like act 3 should be WYLL'S act! he's so tied into -#everyone important in that act that it's actually a crime that he's sidelined the most there and he doesn't have enough vocal fans -#that larian studios will ever care enough to patch his story or add anything like they did for karlach or astarion. it's so dumb.#and it sucks that the writers don't recognize wyll's abuse bc his abuser is a hot devil lady. what she does to him is sick. god.#anyway. whatever.#baldur's gate 3 #my posts #.txt

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lovevalley45 · 8 months

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i, for one, would love more olivia swann screenshots to obsess over 👀

i have way too many bc i'm down bad so brace urself

n just to top it off here's a shot that looks like some gay dramatic painting as olivia's character mackey n her coworkers blue n evie think they're gonna die of oxygen deprivation

#alli answers shit #i couldn't get as many full body shots as i wanted but i think i got enough #also idk if u can see but her character has an eyebrow scar. which is very hot #i did also have to get that shot where u can see her shoulder tattoo #it feels like the costumers saw how good she looked in red as astra logue and said 'okay bet'#now excuse me as i actually go save these in my 'hot olivia swann pictures' folder sdfkj

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softerpixels · 5 months

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the urban homage kit rlly inspired me and now i have a whole sim i’m actually looking forward to playing with

#.txt #thinking maybe joy of life or smth else #also thinking of playing in the silent pines save bc this kit is so black 90s sitcom coded #anyway she’s so cute i love her can’t wait to show her off!!!#for the first time ever i don’t feel like i have enough space in the everyday fits #and i’m like well maybe we can move this to the hot weather category lmaooooo

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aromantyczno-liryczna · 2 months

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I went to take a nap at 6 because the heat was making me angry and tired and I just woke up and its late so I missed dinner and I'm thirsty and I didn't change into pjs but that's not the thing. I has dream of me being woken up and then a few specific events happening and I was JUST woken up and then those things actually happened I am so disoriented and it's. STILL. HOT.

#Not to even start but tomorrow's my friend's bday so I'm going have to go out and I haven't written her card #ALSO I overslept so I didn't take my medicine and the timer on my phone has been on 4 hours eating away at my battery and making my already #Sweltering hot phone hotter #Why is there so much happening #Actually yk what else #I have an earache #< enough said #ARGGHHHHHHHH #Lasar being incoherent #AND MY MUM WANTS TO 'BORROW' 300 FROM ME BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BORROW FROM MY UNCLE AND IT'S ONLY THE MIDDLE OF THE MONTH it's suppos #To be savings not your spending money whatever #Not even related but my sibling stole my stuffed SHEEP

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4tarosho · 2 years

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just reread the princess and the guard and i need a moment to lie down

#winter was 5 when she first saved the servant girl. FIVE. YEARS. OLD.#also JACIN AND WINTER USED TO DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE AND WATCH TV AND WINTER WOULD CRY INTO JACINS SHOULDER #why are we as a society not discussing this enough #and the few seconds where winter thinks jacin left w his parents and she has to deal w the fact that everyone she ever loved is gone???#HEARTBREAKING #winter hayle blackburn #winter hayle #jacin clay #jacinter #lunar chronicles #the lunar chronicles #tlc winter #stars above #marissa meyer

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sieglinde-freud · 3 months

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potential inigo dorothea interactions are obvious with both of them being performers and i think you could argue for their interactions to take a dorothea/sylvain route or a laslow/azura route but i propose this secret third thing in that they both see right through eachother. “you flirt as a defense mechanism!” “wtf well SO DO YOU??” they put up the same persona but for completely different reasons, and i think they’d sympathize with eachother to an extent. inigos not a noble in fodlan, so dorothea would be more open to hearing what he has to say as opposed to someone like sylvain, and i think after knowing what his own mom went through as a performer in ferox, he’d lend an ear to dorotheas struggles climbing the ranks herself. like i just think they could be the bestest of friends ever and also this is how ferdinand finds out he is bisexual. and then they kill sylvain

#garreg mach au #sorry i have two very hot very sad performer type characters in my head right now #am i… ferdinand…#anyways this was also part of my reasoning for inigo to be in be in that list but that was long enough and its less important than edelgard #but still. inigo dorothea friendship… pls…#if it ever did really happen i do think realistically it would reference one of the supports mentioned #but i dont like d/rovain or l/zura so i dont want to think about that #<- name blocking bc this doesnt need to show up in those tags #not that it ever would happen but to be fair. there is hope in a potential forging bond convo since base dorothea isnt in heroes yet #…for some fucking reason?????#she had like three alts and none of them are her in game attire like what the hell 😭#save her… free her….

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halogalopaghost · 8 months

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#I'm having anxiety for some reason which is an unfamiliar physical feeling for me #I do depression and my SISTER does anxiety we're the mental illness brothers you see #but nooo apparently she has lent me some anxiety or whatever #anyway I was feeling useless and kind of like shit about how I never do anything anymore #and never get anything done or help around the house or even clean up my own living space #so I just decided I was gonna get out of bed at three in the morning and sweep the whole house #which like. that's fine I guess #and I wouldn't sit down or take a break even when I wanted to stop because I have got to!! start fucking doing things I can't just #be a lump that complains and consumes resources all my life #but anyway that was a bad idea or whatever bc my hands and feet got real hot and red and now I feel like I'm gonna frow up #I'm laid out on the couch near the phone charger. save me phone charger. charger for my phone save me #so what do we think am I feeling unwell from the activity because I don't do the activity enough or because I am just unwell #last time I swept a large area AND mopped was less than a month ago #I. also had to lay down after that actually except I was at work #just laid across a row of seats like yeah just. gimme a fuckin second to necromancy myself here #anyway #I'm a lil anxious bc of my neurology appointment I guess?? it's either that or the Wellbutrin #OR a yet to be identified food sensitivity maybe??#I actually have no fucking clue I just have a bunch of ideas ranked by plausibility #I'm. a little dizzy and the nausea is mcgetting me #farewell cruel world it's been nice knowing u

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look-at-the-stars-tonight · 10 months

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I'm just slowly falling back in love with marcia

#marcia overstrand #the NUMBER of times she's saved septimus.#like. dozens.#at least #like she's helpful even when she's not there #(i'm on syren at the part where sep almost falls for the song and then remember's marcia disapproving face)#(and that's enough to snap him out of it.)#also his memory of her going HOW DARE YOU USE THE EMERGENCY MODE ON THE STAIRS. THERE ARE ORDINARY WIZARDS U ARE INCONVENIENCING.#when there's. a STACK of complaints about her use of the emergency mode on the stairs whenever she feels like it.#what an icon #also syren is GREAT #the descriptions of the elevator were so well-done it took me a Hot Min to realize that's what it iwas #and i wouldn't have if i hadn't just been reading something about this being set 10000 years in the future #and the submarine!!!!!#and the old stories about people going to the moon in ships...#oh i got distracted #anyways marcia is a queen #she listened to sep complain about being in the army and then packed him survival gear based on it : ((( she really listens #like when she doesn't want to she doesn't and is infuriating about it #but in her defense. he's 12 #13 now maybe #he's her kid.#more than sarah's #and maybe that's unfair to sarah #she didn't choose to have him snatched from her and presumed dead as a newborn #like she was very much the victim there #but also she's just not as fun as marcia #stuff just seems to happen to her #she doesn't make a lot of decisions

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sanasanakun · 11 months

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I can’t tell if this reveals a type for me, but I feel like this is as nature intended and I’m at peace with it. Also, I shit talked Astarion literally two days ago about not being hot but that man can fuck, and I like having a good time. Smash.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #tier list #I actually think this reveals that I hate overly positive or plucky people lmao #aside from Wyll of course but he’s more subdued and just adorable #but like Karlach Alfira…bleh #and dame aylin is hot but she rides that line between annoyingly positive/over the top and confident enough to make me like her #but she’s on thin ice lmao #her thighs save her for me

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kaerinio · 7 months

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my mind is buzzing with thoughts about the true significance of the house of the undying as not only a vehicle of prophecy and revelation . . . but as a huge figure of true foreshadowing (about the outcome of the upcoming long night).

#;; i always think about how much of a defining moment it is for drogon and dany's relationship #;; where she *really* understands what all of his actions and screams mean! where she *trusts* him enough to FOLLOW HIS LEAD #;; and he saves her life over and over again bc we don't KNOW what would have happened if dany just??? took a wrong turn?#;; we even see her almost get led astray but drogon gets her back on track #;; BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY. THE UNDYING ONES SUCK SO MUCH LIFE OUT OF HER **HER HEART STOPS BEATING**#;; AND IT'S DROGON WHO SAVES HER BY SETTING THE INDIGO HEART ON FIRE AND TEARING INTO IT #;; but also . . . undead figures with magical origins? feasting and preying on the living? blue? and drogon piercing the heart?#;; yeah it's giving PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED! AZOR AHAI AND LIGHTBRINGER!#;; i still don't fully know if ALL the dragons are lightbringer or if it's specifically DROGON?? BUT . . . IF DROGO IS DANY'S NISSA NISSA #;; IT MAKES SENSE FOR DROGON TO BE *THE LIGHTBRINGER* BECAUSE HIS EGG WAS PLACED OVER DROGO'S HEART #;; WHICH IS ***WHERE*** AZOR AHAI PUT HIS SWORD INTO NISSA NISSA ??#;; and dany did mercy kill drogo pretty shortly before the ritual with a pillow #;; ANYWAYS I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS #;; i still think it would be hot if dany got this massive flaming sword but LOOK--#♕░░ queen of the summer isles ( LUXX SPEAKING )#;; tbd.

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kuromi-hoemie · 1 year

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bleh i wish hearing was something u could turn off 100% at will (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) how am i overstimulated at 12:15am

#i mean #i know why lol last night and today gave been HELL and it's hot and i didn't eat enough and have been suuuuper busy n things r taking #SO MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SHOULD'VE!! SIMPLE STUPID THINGS!! I HAD TO GO TO 8 DIFFERENT STORES FOR #A FUCKING APRON!! at first only 2 had a single kind of apron for $15 before fucking Daiso saved the day finally #and then i was busy until like 11:30 making an ad-hoc mount for my switch's dock so i can play it on the projector #and I'm glad that's there now. but (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) i still also have to bake and shower n make frosting and then frost the cupcakes #and it won't rly b until that's done that I can truly relax but rn “everyone and everything shut the fuck UP!!!!!!” is such a BIG mood #i need 30m-1hr of absolute silence with nothing bothering me at all. we'll see if Bandit will cooperate e.e she has def not been helping #aaaaaaaaaa #I'll feel better after sleeping but I'm also NOT sleeping out of spite bc I've been so busy n had so much time wasted like nah #i gotta enjoy at least A Bit of my night. Sunday can't be my only good day this weekend before i gotta work for a whole week again.#technically by now Sunday will be the only good day (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)#my only silver linings r the ppl who were nicey 2 me yesterday ‚ the cutie at the body jewelry shop today n the con tomorrow #(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) kinda want to schedule at least one day off this week actually... like nah...

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moth--knight · 1 year

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gender is a circus and I am its most pathetic clown

#moth speaks #there is nothing funnier than the fact that being on T helped so much of my dysphoria BUT ALSO #the resulting facial hair is dysphoria hell x10000 BUT ALSO #shaving said facial hair is somehow so euphoric BUT ALSO #in order to shave the hair I must first grow the hair which makes me dysphoric BUT ALSO #if I was a complete nutcase and saved up enough to get electrolysis or something that would be like playing 4D gender chess #being a transmasc lesbian is soooooo hard <- guy who is ridiculous and insufferable #other dykes look so hot with facial hair!!!! but alas. i look terrible with it. god knew i would be too powerful so she made me mid.

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ddurandals · 2 months

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whenever i get scared of being in the dark I think ''no self-respecting ghost would ever possess a crazy bitch like me'' and suddenly everything is alright.

#sometimes self depreciation might be your self saving system. or smth idk I'm stressor #but like seriously ''no ms. ghost dont go as low as possessing me #you deserve to have nice possessions (both ways)''#the only drawback is that i think the ghost would be confident enough and start hyping me up and when we reach equilibrium since we are bot #'up to standard' for each other she possesses me #tbh i wouldnt mind if its a hot ghost lady

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justyncase · 3 months

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women who say the i'll show you mine if you show me yours are incredibly hot

#WHY ARE IVY AND BART STRIPPING WTF #WHY IS SHE SLEEPING WITH EVERY MAN OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER #ivy is no longer hot actually #justyn rambles #gossip girl #ep: save the last chance (6x07)

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