#shes literally beel and im belphie

[microwavestim]

born to show my sister obey me duos and say "this is so us" forced to hide the fact that i play obey me from her because it is cringe 😓😓

[anna-the-undertaker]

Eldest Daughter MC who is completely unfazed by the chaos and shenanigans that go on in the HoL from the very first time she stepped into the boys' lives.

Shits going down in the HoL one day, and Lucifer is perturbed by MCs nonchalant attitude -

MC, as she looks at Lucifers expression in confusion: What? My house with my family was much worse than this. This is a typical/ideal day for me.

Satan is raging again, but when MC looks at him with zero amount of fear, she doesn't bother to move from where she is and just goes back to what she was doing, all his rage dissipates because he truly can't fathom what is going on in that moment -

MC, without looking up: My Mom/Dad/Sibling/Siblings raged much worse than you. Once you gather your thoughts, we can talk about what upset you if you want to.

Mammon and Levi are arguing again because the Avatar of Greed stole Envy's figures again, and something gets thrown in MCs direction on accident, but MC catches/dodges (depending on what it was) on reflex after barely looking up. The boys stop their fight, it momentarily forgotten, as they stare in shock or awe at what happened -

MC, just sighs: I have a brother/sister/siblings, remember? Getting shit thrown at me isn't anything new. Hell, my sister/brother/siblings and I used to literally throw each other across the room when we fought. Now, if you would, please take the fight somewhere other than my room. Im trying to study.

MC fell asleep on the couch while reading/studying, and Beel started to go on a hungry rampage but MC isn't at all stirred from her slumber even as walls were literally knocked down. Sleeping right through it as if it were a normal, quiet afternoon -

The brother/s who came looking for her to make sure she was okay are dumbfounded to find her sleeping soundly. The image of Belphie and his ability/sheer force of will to sleep through anything coming to mind.

Lucifer tries to kill them -

MC: Honestly, I think you should have learned by now that you aren't really terrifying to me. I've stood toe to toe with my own father/mother and won. What makes you think im scared of you?

Belphie kills them, but MC survives -

MC: Are you done throwing your tantrum now? Killing me wouldn't have solved your problem anyway. *mc just walks away*

I couldn't think of anything for Asmo 😞

[vampirevatican]

Scrap the last one bestie!

The brothers with a black gf black n wash day, hair redone day, and styles they like on her!!

Enjoy so self indulgent content 😘

omg tytytyty so much!! since it's self indulgent, ima write (w/ my hair, 3b - 4a, and self in mind) my faves and what comes to mind uwu

Wash day, Styling and Fave Style

The ones who help w/ the process:

Satan goes the whole nine yards. Conditioning, rinsing, detangling, shampoo, rinse, and style. If braids, ofc blow dry then style but if not? Then he does everything to keep her curls intact. Usually sections the hair so it's easier on her. On days where he's pissed but it's also wash day, it soothes him. Seeing her smile as he shampoos her hair, the fact she trusts him with her hair. You know this demon did research, like heavy research.

Beel would help with the detangle but feels bad seeing her wince when he has to brush it out, so he helps with washing and lets her detangle but always reminds her to section it off so it's easier. Also helps with styling but there are quite a few snack breaks where she ends up doing it herself for a bit before he gets back to it. Belphie is usually there, seemingly knocked out, and will say something out of the blue like. "If you keep it sectioned off then it's easier." or "Beel she's fine, the braids are supposed to be tight." If im thinking black-hispanic twins? then they've got her set, no research needed. though Beel is still Beel, so Belphie does the detangling instead.

Levi would be able to help with a lace front and you can't tell me otherwise. It's the cosplay. I know this demon don't play when it comes to cosplay. Now if we're talking blasian levi, i feel like he could do the whole process w/o research but would have to slip into a hairstylist persona. Same goes for Levi as is, but once he does, seeing you trust him is enough to put his confidence through the rough. "Me? Really? You want a filthy, loser, shut-in, otaku like me to do your hair?" trust me he's good at it, would need to do some research to figure out styles and how but he's p good.

Asmo would do it no questions asked and fully eager too. Already has a list of styles ready, just needs you to pick though he definitely has his favorite.

The ones who give support:

Mammon is my silly mfer. my goofy ahh nigga. so he's here to keep her sane through the process, to keep her from doing the 'i remember you was conflicted' kendrick scream. ESPECIALLY when it's any hairstyle that has many parts/sections, like (god forbid) micro braids. Oh yes and although he is my black man, i like to think he only knows how to do his hair. Gotta keep up the appearance, after all his face card makes dollars so he doesn't have to make sense/cents. You'd let him comb through, detangle, your shit once and he immediately puts the brush down when you shout about the ouch because he fucked up the order.

Lucifer would literally pay someone to get it done for her and if they ever fucked up the process? May Lord Diavolo help the poor lesser demon, or human. Honestly I feel like he'd make a big deal out of it and even travel to the human world with her, especially if it made her more comfortable.

Belphie could do her hair... he just doesn't want to. He loves to touch whenever it's just out and mutter about how soft it is when it's washed then dried, but he is not dealing with that mass of hair. Hell even if im talking black-hispanic belphie?? he still wouldn't. He has Asmo do his hair for him, and as sloth why tf would he? So his purpose is to say something to encourage and reassure Beel, pull her out of dreams when Beel needs a break from styling or hold conversation with her to keep her awake while doing hair.

Their favorite hairstyles... and why! ☝🏾🤓:

Asmo loves french curl braids. They're very pretty, long, come in many colors and combinations, the curl!!! like, come on now. Versatile too because of how long it is, there's multiple ways to put it up and wear it. A second favorite is box braids but curling the ends when sealing them. Because it's just as pretty and versatile but sometimes shorter than the french curls.

Mammon likes loves fulani braids, bantu knots, jaded braids, triangle box braids, knot less braids, yarn braids and whenever she styles her fro into a shape. He love, love, love, loves seeing you being expressive with your hair. Second to that is whenever she wears a style that matches his. (yes actual black hairstyles, yes im talking about fan art.)

Beel doesn't have much of an opinion, she looks pretty no matter what in his eyes. However there are styles he thinks are cool or add to her cuteness like: afro, bantu knots, jaded braids, bubble braids, goddess braids

Belphie also doesn't have a preference, protective style or just out he loves it... BUT he likes it when it's easier for her to put a bonnet on or just lay down so he's biased to: twists, braids, faux locs, and box braids

Levi likes twists of all kinds and snake braids, or as i like to call it zig zag cornrows. He also likes whenever you just wear a wig/weave/sew-in because he has a hand in making it look like your actual hair, again cosplay lace front skills to the rescue. But also because he enjoys the ease of taking it off, depending on installment, and switching it out. Loves you being able to cosplay at the drop of a hat or embodying his favorite visual novel girls. "She gon' be black today." her and blasian levi say in unison.

Satan loves anything that shows off her natural hair. Not like adding hair ruins it for him, he loves her in any style but adores seeing it with little manipulation. With that said, afro or poof(s). Find it endearing and thinks she's adorable whenever she fashions the fro or twin poofs into cat ears. He also loves it when she does that with her box braids but just adores the floof.

Lucifer wouldn't say he has a preference but it's just known he loves elegance so: goddess braids, box braids with curls, french curl braids, micro braids, sew-in, lemonade braids, and nubian twists. Because he's pride, he loves to show her off and regardless of the style? whenever he decides to take her out and show her off he's gonna make sure she looks stunning.

[torchvic]

fuck this *flicks my little magic wand* your obey me cast is all transgender. here are my personal headcanons for that (putting this under a read more because this is A LOT)

the brothers r first because i was thinking abt this for one billion hours:

asmo is genderfluid and i think he'd use she/he pronouns. (we could also argue bigender asmo because that'd be cool also)

he/they transmasc mammon. literally they/them'd in a call and i saw a transmasc mammon headcanon and i think abt it all the time now.

it's been discussed here before but levi is nonbinary transfem. she uses they/she pronouns and i will die on this hill. also uses some type of neopronouns. gamer girlfailure /j (might be femcel. idk it might be the amount of times they use "normie") (i'm in love with her)

belphie is too tired to give a shit about gender. he says "no" if asked. they/it/he maybe. probably uses star/starself neos too cuz that stuff rocks (agender belphie anyone???)

beel uses any pronouns and doesn't rly label his gender i don't think. never really gave it much thought probably but i don't think he cares. love them lots. :3

i don't think satan really cares about gender either BUT i think he could identify with catgender (he/cat pronouns (maybe more) he'd use cat-centric neopronouns this has to be canon)

nonbinary lucifer is canon on my SOUL. they use they/she/he pronouns because they can and will.

then we got the silly goober dateables + small child luke:

diavolo got that demiboy swag and once he discovers neopronouns it's gonna be awesome. he/they/prince pronouns (or any other royal-centric ones)

barbatos is agender. bro is a time master lord guy they do NOT give a shit. they/them and maybe it/its depending on the day

solomon uses them all. every single pronoun. they've lived so fucking long that they just said "fuck it" or something and claimed all of them. he made the genderfluid in his cauldron and promptly drank it. uses neos too but there's a lot that fit here. maybe it's all of them too. i do think xe/xem (and other variations) are used though because i said so

i don't know if angels have a concept of gender or not. they/he simeon though something about him is nonbinary af luv u simeon

i'm not sure for luke because he's like... 10... but again idk if angels really have the gender concept at all (probably not they're supernatural beings. they all are actually). might be a mainly he/him user but doesn't mind it when other pronouns are used. idk the gender because hes a child but maybe he'll figure it out later in life cuz rn he's worried about baking really good treats for michael

last but not least the characters they refuse to add to the system (please im in love with thirteen please PLEASE):

mephisto got that bigender swag idk something about them screams it. i do think they use they/he pronouns though (maybe she/her also, but it depends on the day lawl)

thirteen is transfem i feel it in my bones. she/it/they pronouns. i love her so much. it's my favorite character ever look everyone. obey me devs add thirteen to the intimacy system NOW PLEASE.

raphael is agender bro does not care they will rain their spears on you and then eat solomon's cooking right after to make you physically ill (/lh). uses they/xe :)

thank you for coming to my ted talk and im sorry for the intense rambling <:)

[journey-to-the-attic]

eeee okay!! i was gonna ask about the actor au i know its from ages ago but im a sucker for that kind of au 😭 thinking about the cast all taking care of each other on set and stuff and everyone is ik's biggest hypeman/woman, after all shes carrying the whole show on her back. ik falling asleep mid-scene and belphie carrying her back to her trailer and telling off the directors for pushing her... beel sneaking her snacks on set just in case.... mammon and ik making each other crack up while theyre trying to film........

i do have a soft spot for this genre of au, especially since here the actors just get to be regular people... allow me!! (this ended up being more au framework than cast interactions so feel free to ask for more of those haha)

okay so quick refresher on what i'd previously established: jtta is a show, and everyone's an actor in it

for simplicity's sake, they all have keep their names, and the character they play within the show is just named for their sin/role

so lucifer's character's is Pride, mammon's is Greed, so on for the other brothers - diavolo is The Prince, barbatos is The Butler, etc

of the brothers, in this au, only beel+belphie are still twins, and satan+lucifer are cousins, but the rest aren't blood-related

now starting to add some stuff...

diavolo's already very well-known before being cast, he'd be the Big Celebrity Name that draws in people

they're all from varying backgrounds - lucifer used to be a concert pianist, solomon was in stage magic, asmo's an idol, satan and simeon were both in theatre, luke started out in local pantomimes and got scouted, etc.

of everyone, simeon, levi, ik and luke are regarded as 'newbies' to showbiz

ik and luke because they're young, though luke has more acting experience (ik got called to audition purely by chance so this is her first role)

simeon because he came into acting from having been a nurse, which doesn't really prepare you for the job

and levi because this is his first role, his previous work has always been on practical effects and such (so he ends up being the most nervous in interviews)

before being cast in the show, lucifer and mammon were already acquainted - lucifer was mammon's mentor when he first got into acting, so they're under the same agency (they get called 'double threat' because they tend to appear in the same productions)

satan and lucifer are fairly distant emotionally, but they aren't on bad terms, they just had different trajectories in life before both ending up in acting

(satan starts a faux-rivalry with lucifer to prepare for their roles as wrath and pride feat. all the baggage from obey me, and it turns out they're actually very good at annoying each other in real life)

everyone has the same base personalities - mammon is still loud and impulsive, levi is still self-conscious but passionate, diavolo's still cheerful and confident

but with some elements softened (for example, barbatos isn't a super dedicated butler who literally lives to serve diavolo, he's just a good friend of his)

partially because the different setting means there's a different sort of social hierarchy, partially because they're all humans who lived mundane human lives and experienced a lot less trauma

e.g. lucifer is still fairly formal, stern, and not exactly cuddly, but he's much softer by default, has less sophisticated speech patterns, and has a higher tendency to joke around with the others

before they start filming, they get the cast to spend a few weeks together to get a feel for their chemistry

the seven 'brothers' click fairly quickly, but it takes a bit longer for the purgatrio to do so because for some reason simeon and solomon can't STAND each other in the beginning

it's so bad at some point that they almost consider recasting, but then one night they get drunk together and suddenly they're best friends the next day

ik's probably under a lot of pressure, since she's completely new to all this and is now expected to shoulder basically the whole show

diavolo and barbatos would be the quickest to take her under their wing

but ik is a little (a lot) intimidated by her new co-star, given that diavolo is like a ss-tier celebrity (as is asmo, solomon (though he's less mainstream and more cult-following), and lucifer to some degree

so at first she gravitates towards levi instead - who is similarly new to the scene, and not too busy arguing with solomon like simeon

and since levi's also spending time with his 'brothers', at that point ik gets pulled into the group

it's only after getting used to lucifer that ik can graduate to just accepting diavolo's support without freezing up

anyway by the time filming starts the entire rest of the cast has agreed: ik must NOT be bullied by the directors, we are going to make her first acting job go as SMOOTH as possible

there's actually a bit of an issue where they film scenes from earlier in the season before the characters have actually bonded in canon, but because ik's already formed a very strong bond with the 'brothers', their acting ends up being too familiar

the scene will call for pride to very haughtily look down his nose at the lost kid (ik's character name) and say something scathing, and instead lucifer will look at ik with the Gentlest eyes and deliver the line with entirely the wrong vibes

they're still actors at the end of the day though, so once suitably scolded they do know to ignore their real life relationships and play the roles as directed

one time ik accidentally breaks a prop mid-scene, which mammon notices before the directors can, so he grabs it and makes it look like he did it instead (he gets a reprimand for not being careful, but nothing otherwise. even so ik feels so bad that mammon has to distract her with card game)

later they figure out what happened while reviewing the footage, and when they go to ask mammon about it he's like "yo you stay QUIET about this, understand?!!"

beel is ik's designated hide-behind person when she gets nervous/uncomfortable in interviews, while belphie is the designated deflect-the-questions or tell-the-interviewer-to-fuck-off person

[symphonicmetal101]

When Stormy Weather Hits

Lucifer - its time to bask in the warmth of the fireplace, sipping bitter coffee and listening to the haunting melody of a cursed record. With you tucked under his chin and sitting in his lap, his world is as still and perfect as he needs it.

Mammon - the first rumble of thunder means the two of you are BOOKING it to the nearest sheltered area. His jacket becomes your umbrella until you get inside somewhere. He holds your face gently to make sure you really are ok, those are not teardrops.

Levi - LOVES the rain, water is everywhere!!! And people are running inside!! Its the perfect time to go play outside- his child like joy emerges in the confort of the backyard of the HoL, the sea serpant in him joyously stomping and jumping in muddy puddles, imploring you to join him until your both so exhauseted, you can barely stand...so its time to watch a movie :D

Satan - has used his books and blankets to create a fort. He likes to block out the noise as much as he can - the thunder evokes memories that make him upset, but the rain is alright. Fairy lights provide enough light for him to read to you, or vice versa in your cozy fort. Absolutely has hot chocolate.

Asmo - if hes just at home? Time for a photoshoot. Might be angsty, might be fluffy, might be horror- but he needs you to take pictures of him please- or one of his siblings to take photos of the both of you. Anywhere else though? Humidity needs to fuck off, its not fair to his hair!!

Beel - he loves the rain. Its grounding for him. So much so that he just goes outside and lies down on the grass and just...exists for a little while.

Belphie - also loves the rain. Its a good excuse for convincing you to join him all cozy and warm in bed- does it work?

Diavolo - reflecting by the lake. Literally and figuratively. Looking into the water, how every drop alters his reflection, he wonders how many minuscule choices it takes for it to be as noticeable as the dimpled lake, as opposed to its usual glassiness.

Barb - in his gardens. He allows this time for himself to literally watch the flowes grow- it is therapeutic and calming to know his work is paying off, in that it will continue to grow with or without him.

Mephistopheles - in the stables, doing his best to keep his horses calm. This in turn, keeps him calm. Sometimes he sits at the back of the stalls and plays guitar and sings to them.

Simeon + Luke - its Simeon who hates storms. The thunder reminds him of the war, and even more recent, when his um..higher ups get angry. Luke noticed that the storms make Simeon uneasy, so he plays board games with him, then has tea and cookies.

Raphael - he just sits and broods in his room. Sits on the edge of his bed, his chin resting on his folded hands. Thinking.

Solomon - he flops on you with the "Im bored" excuse, mostly to be a shit bc the boi can do like...anything he wants. But he enjoys your company nonetheless, and might learn something from ya!

Thirteen - she hates the rain also, her hair shows it. But she put on multiple part plays by herself for the candles she watches over...again she was fuckinng lonely for a long time, dont judge my wife.

[jijimoons]

obey me boys' favourite ghibli films

summary: what i think the obey me characters' favourite ghibli films would be! this is purely self-indulgent nonsense - if you couldn't tell by my username and pfp, i am a huge ghibli fan<3

characters: lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor, diavolo, barbatos, simeon, solomon, luke

format: headcanons

warnings: swearing, brief mentions of sad subjects, maybe spoilers for some films? not entirely sure! mostly just jay ranting about how much he loves ghibli (teehee)

LUCIFER - Tales from Earthsea

this film is based on the earthsea quartet, a book series by ursula le guin (such a good series, pls go read it it's amazing)

i just feel like the high fantasy aspects and wizardry give me lucifer vibes

it's high on escapism as well, and i can just imagine lucifer after a long day of overworking himself sitting down and putting on this film

(psst- im aware this film isnt too popular generally, and that's ok! let people enjoy what they want to :D)

MAMMON - Arietty

another film based on a book (the borrowers by mary norton) and generally closer to the original plotline than tales from earthsea was tbh

but, i digress!

this film is super nice and sweet (even though it deals with some heavier themes) and i think mammon would really enjoy it!

also he's kinda similar to the borrowers in a way, what with... stealing from his brothers i guess

LEVIATHAN - When Marnie Was There

sad. sad film, so sad but so happy as well? ugh i love it <33

levi is absolutely a film nerd and would definitely appreciate the complexities of the characters and story

and how it deals with heavy subjects like trauma and loss in such a sweet yet hard-hitting way? im crying

i feel like he'd definitely relate to anna in some ways

me too levi, me too

it's so beautiful!

SATAN - Howl's Moving Castle

this is my all-time favourite movie so i may be slightly biased

i am guilty of imagining satan as film!howl more than once 😳

i just. beautiful wizard man + beautiful demon man = jay's entire heart

he would love that movie. he'd definitely have read the book first i feel, and although the film isn't an exact replica, it's surprisingly story-accurate?

not howl's character though, we skip over that ahaha

but anyways. the vibes are immaculate, animation, story, everything. love itttt

ASMODEUS - The Tale of Princess Kaguya

okay, i have only seen this once and it was a few years ago so my memory may be rusty

but from what i remember, it is such a beautiful film! just like beautiful boy asmo!

very unique compared to other ghibli films, it really stands out in my memory

it's so ethereal and pretty, i really feel like he'd appreciate the beauty in the visuals and the story.

BEELZEBUB - Ponyo

such a cute and wholesome film! i think he'd be hooked

a little strange as well? i've watched it a few times and never quite understood what was going on

but honestly i don't really think you have to! stunning film (like all of them) and a really cute story

there's definitely themes of family and home there, and i think beel would relate to that

and the ramen that sosuke's mum makes? ugh i want it! he would definitely appreciate the yummy food

BELPHEGOR - My Neighbour Totoro

cosy film! very warm and nice, perfect to fall asleep to.

belphie would definitely be jealous of mei when she got to lie on totoro. i know i was >:(

the catbus! oh my gosh he'd love the catbus.

this film also has themes of family and togetherness, and i think belphie would like that as he's struggled with it in the past.

why am i just now realising that literally all ghibli films have really sad undertones :/

DIAVOLO - The Cat Returns

diavolo LOVES cats. you cannot change my mind. don't even try

i just love the idea of this fucking massive demon prince being absolutely stoked at the funny little cats in suits

it's got such a weird story but honestly that just makes it even better

this film is so nostalgic for me cause it was one of the first i watched when i was about 7 and it holds a special place in my heart:')

BARBATOS

i'm sorry barbatos lovers, he simply does not have the time to have a favourite ghibli film

however, if you ask him to sit down and watch one with you he will happily oblige when he has a free evening!

he's intelligent enough to be able to give thoughts on the characters, themes and film as a whole

he will especially like the nice, easy ones like totoro or kiki's delivery service - films like that let him relax for a couple hours :)

SIMEON - Grave of the Fireflies

i hc that simeon really likes sad movies, and this film absolutely broke me.

i'm serious (for once) - the most heart wrenching film i have ever seen, and i've watched a good few

he's strange though - he'll be sitting through the saddest scene ever, like someone's just died, and he will not shed a single tear. fuckin weirdo

what can i say, the angel likes emotional pain. idk why. go to therapy instead maybe

however, i would quite like to cry on simeon's beautiful shoulders for him to comfort me<3

SOLOMON - Spirited Away

he's just a bit weird honestly, and so is this film

don't get me wrong, i love it, amazing movie

but it's just... strange?

like, her parents turn into pigs, a witch steals her name and then some dude with cool hair comes and gives her food

there's definitely more to it than that but those are the key points in my head

but yeah. solomon's weird, therefore this film fits him.

LUKE - Kiki's Delivery Service

such a good film. omg

it's so feel-good and cute! perfect for my wonderful child

luke would definitely try and make some of the things in the bakery! they'd be so good hhh

he would love jiji and how sarcastic he is (aw thanks luke)

i think he'd be really interested in how the witches in that world work as well

aah i hope you guys enjoyed this as much as i did, likes & reblogs are always appreciated! can you tell that i wrote these at 2am😳

i'm aware that the niche of obey me enjoyers and ghibli fans may be small but there's gotta be some of you out there right? if there is then maybe consider dropping a follow - pls i need more friends :')

- jay<3

[books-and-catears]

I’m back to cause more chaos! :D (You did my Savage MC so well, how could I not return?)

My idea for this request shall be head cannons of the Brothers reacting to an Mc that’s just over everything. Threats from other demons (including the brothers) don’t phase her. She’ll either have a blank expression or say something like:

Demon: I could kill you right now! 👿

MC:*smiles and raises eyebrows* Then do it. Put me out of my misery right now 😃

Since MC’s died before, she’s just not concerned about her life anymore and would say concerning things like:

“How messy do you think my corpse would leave the ground if I jumped from this ledge? 🤔”

“Go ahead and kill me, you’re making things easier for both of us ☺️”

“I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t for my relation with Lilith, I would still be dead....So close *pouts* ”

When someone asks why she’s like this she just explains with a soft smile and empty eyes about the shit she went through in the Devildom and that she’ll never be the same person she was before she was forced there. “You can’t blame me for being fucked up. I’m just accepting it 😀”

(This is only if you feel comfortable doing this, I understand if you’re not since this can be touchy to other readers)

Oh my god. I was literally thinking about writing something like this three days ago but I got stupid college assignments and completely forgot. I relate to this so much I feel like you and I share a good amount of brain cells thank you so much for this ❣️❣️

Warning: Mention of death, suicidal thoughts

Lucifer: MC, you're late again. How many times do I have to tell you to maintain curfew?

MC: I was busy helping Solomon, Lucifer so lay off me and go scare someone else.

Lucifer: You dare talk to me in that tone of voice?! Is that how you're supposed to talk to me?!

MC: Oh great Sir Lucifer, I've seen death, you see. You will have to do more than just threaten me now.

Lucifer: *shocked* MC... I wasn't....

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Mammon: *seeing MC in a scuffle with a lower demon*

Mammon: MC! How many times do I have to tell ya to not pick fights with other demons!?

MC: *laughs* Why? Cause they aren't related to Lilith and so won't spare my life?

Mammon: MC...no...

MC: Honestly I'd rather be killed for being me than be kept alive in someone else's memory so go away Mammon.

Mammon: *tearing up* MC don't say that... *Holds your hand tight while taking you back home*

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Levi: MC for the last time, stop killing your character within 5 minutes of playing!!

MC: Sorry I can't help it. It's not like I can die that easy in real life!

Levi: ...what?

MC: Ah man these characters are lucky! Look just one little bomb and dead! *kills character again*

Levi: *quitting the game, hanging his head low* Let's a play a different game, okay?

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Asmo: MC, would you like to join me in bed tonight? ;)

MC: Sure only if you choke me.

Asmo: Ah that's kinda kinky-

MC: Choke me like Belphie did.

Asmo: *horrified* MC, honey, no!

MC: Come on! Think of it as a kink!

Asmo: *distraught* Stop it MC! We're going to cuddle and kiss and you'll stop talking about this! *drags you and cuddles you tight to himself, softly sobbing*

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Beel: MC, you're standing too close to the edge there!

MC: How messy do you think my corpse will be if I drop from here, Beel?

Beel: *wide eyed* MC what-

MC: Oh my bad, can't have you watch your sister die in front of you again, can we? Ah man *pouts* why did I have to have her bloodline... You could have eaten me so long ago!

Beel: *breaking down in tears* MC no... please...MC just come back inside...*picks you and holds you tight to safety*... MC I would never eat you...

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Belphie: MC what's wrong? Why won't you hug me back?

MC: *dry laugh* Sorry Belphie, it's just not the same without you berating my worth and choking me to death.

Belphie: *looks away hurt* ... I'm sorry.

MC: Maybe you can do me a favour instead of half assed apologies.

Belphie: Favour? Sure I can do that.

MC: Do us both a favour and kill me, will you? No more apologies for you, no more worthless living for me, how about that?

Belphie: *buries his head into his pillow* I'm sorry MC... I'm sorry...

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Simeon: MC this is the third day you've eaten Solomon's cooking.

MC: Well it's not death, but it's close enough.

Solomon: Wait what?

Simeon: MC...

Luke: *crying and screaming* IM GOING TO KILL THOSE DEMONS! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MC!

MC: *pats Luke's head* It's okay Luke, I'm safe here with you guys right?

Luke: YES! THOSE DEMONS WON'T SEE YOU AGAIN!

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Satan: MC I'm worried about the books you've been borrowing from the library lately.

MC: *sitting in the middle of books about lethal poisons and easy killing methods* Ah I wonder why~

Satan: Do you think I didn't notice how much you changed after your ressurection?

MC: Well good for you Sherlock. Say have you ever rage killed anyone? Cause I would love to volunteer.

Satan: MC stop. *Holds their hand* Don't be this way.

MC: *lifeless eyes and softly smiling* Try being brought to a whole new world without warning, getting ridiculed and threatened and made to feel weak by people you clearly you want to cherish, and then getting manipulated and killed by the person you only wanted to save.

Satan: *runs his fingers on your palm, listening*

MC: And then! Being brought back to life and told that you were spared for the sake of a dead stranger, who you have to replace.

Satan: *smiles sadly* Does being thrust into existence with a head full of memories and a heart of full anger and pain that isn't yours come close enough?

MC: ... Well a little. *holds his hand back*

Satan: You and I are more similar than you think. Our voices are but echoes of someone else's call. But it doesn't have to be that way always. Don't let it damage you like this.

MC: Ah well the damage is done. And I'm too tired to fix it, so I accept it instead. *dry laugh*

Satan: Well let me watch over this damaged soul then. *Brings out their favourite book* And for now let's read this instead.

MC: Can we go play with the cats later?

Satan: Of course, MC.

Hope this was okay! :') Really loved writing this thank you for the asks 😭😭😭😊😊😊😊

[cyath]

AYO cool blog, anyway do u mind if I frequent your request box?

Anyway, my MC is a Nine Tailed Fox spirit reincarnated in a human body. I’m interested to see others interpretations of their powers and such. Also have the boys and/or reaper react u choose who.

Have fun =>

Your welcome to become a frequent here! I had fun researching and writing for this

(And btw your mc sounds very cool)

Anyway I hope you enjoy ~(｀･ ω･´ )~

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Abilities;

shape shifting

Smarts

Stealth

Agility

Fire summoning

Heighten sight and hearing

Agility

Swiftness

Astral projection (this is explained later)

Also has the ability to conceal their nine tailed fox form

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Abilities increase in power when one gets older

10 years old- 1 tail

20 years old- 2 tails

30 years old- 3 tails

40 years old- 4 tails

50 years old- 5 tails

60 years old- 6 tails

70 years old- 7 tails

80 years old- 8 tails

90 years old- 9 tails

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How the brothers react, ft: Lucifer, levi, and satan:

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Lucifer:

Great another headache/hj

He was caught off guard by your abilities thinking you were a magicaless human.

And look, Lucifer likes to think that he is very aware of his surroundings. So he doesn't like how you manage to sneak up on him without him noticing. He literally tenses up each time you sneak on him (it is very amusing to watch)

He probably found out by either

1.observing you

2.you standing up to him when he tried to attack Beel and Luke ;-;

He swear that he has gotten more grey hairs from you alone (ha old man)

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Levi:

He found out the hard way ,almost Turning Into fried fish at the tsl quiz. But after that whole.. incident.. he thought you were the coolest human ever. When you revealed your nine tailed fox form, he was murderous snake to Fan boy. Kinda reminds him of that one anime "omg im a demon and i fell in love with a human thats secretly the reincarnation of the nine tailed fox"

He also dislikes when you sneak up on him, intentional or not he just be like:

Levi in his room: ACHOO

Mc:*right next to him*bless you:)

Levi:HOW TF DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM??

MC:Through the door?🧍‍♂️

Your gonna kill him one day istg. <3 affectionately tho

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Satan:

He probably found out by you transforming into your nine tailed fox form to defend yourself from one of the brothers. But when he did find out he was curious, like of your abilities , your past life, (your ears and tails..)

If you are more on the mechivious side; you, Satan, and belphie make Lucifer life more of a living hell.

Just saying that your shape shifting and illusionary abilities do make for some great pranks >:)))

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Additional headcannons :D

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•I'm guessing since your basically a nine tailed fox spirit you have longer life span then the average human

Astral projection definition:Astral projection is where the consciousness can function separately from the physical body and travel throughout the astral plane.

in mythology it is said that nine tailed foxes have strong connection to the spiritual world.

I also took inspiration from the movie wolf walkers(it has beautiful animation I would recommend a wacth)

For those who haven't watched the movie it where where the main character Robyn got turned into a wolfwalker: when she is awake she is human but when she falls asleep her consciousness transfers to a wolf

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I hoped you liked my version of this Mc :D

It was certainly interesting researching about the nine tailed fox for this post

Anyway until next time

Adios

-dev

[archived-kin]

hi there !!! how r u?? so um, i hope i dont mind me rambling here about a obey me x genshin crossover i kinda came up with- basically i was imagining genshin characters as the exchange student in devildom- like how would they react to venti? maybe he would pretend to be a human and only reveal his true powers if he'd get attacked- or what about xiao? would he try to attack them? (yknow cuz he kills demons xD) uh that's it for now (im running out of space) !! thanks for listening xD

hello!! i’m doing alright, got a bit of a cold but it’s relatively mild ^^

this is an interesting premise!! jotted down some ideas under the cut ^^

xiao’s based in chinese culture so the kind of demons he conquers aren't quite the same as the theological demons that the om demons are based on, so he wouldn’t automatically sense and attack them or anything, but he’s still very cautious (levi thinks he’s the coolest because he’s like a badass anime character complete with tragic backstory in real life)

knowing who supposedly ‘fathered’ the om brothers, they’d probably be very unsettled by having a god among them, so if any of the archons ended up being the transfer, they’d be best off keeping their godhood a secret until they’re more familiar with everyone

asmo and lisa would be best pals. two pretty best friends. they have like little gossip sessions over tea and asmo helps lisa make excuses for skipping work in return for her providing cool electro lighting for his photos

lisa would also get along with satan - she's a librarian and he loves reading, and he can understand why she's so strict about books being returned on time. that aside he also respects how clever she is

xingqiu, however, would NOT get along with satan, despite the two both being bookworms. they'd get into heated debates over their books and would absolutely brawl over it

(xingqiu pulls a sword out of nowhere and suggests they 'take this outside like gentlemen' while satan just straight up flings a chair at him)

satan would also immediately take diona under his wing if she was the transfer student. he just adopts her as his kid and can and would beat up anyone who looks at her funny (would also be 100% willing to help take down the wine industry with her)

mammon and zhongli have a mutual lack of money and mammon keeps attempting to drag zhongli into money-making schemes while the gentleman is completely oblivious to what he's up to

childe keeps challenging beel to battles because he's got the physique of a good fighter and childe wants to know if he could realistically beat up someone that beefy without his vision

xiangling is intimidated by the sheer amount of tall men at first but soon enough settles right in and is fascinated by devildom cuisine. beel never wants her to leave because she is literally incapable of making anything that doesn't taste good to him

luke and barbara become best friends (simeon jokingly comments that they look like a set of twins). they cook and bake together and barbara teaches luke some of her simpler dance routines and they just have a lot of fun

yanfei is capable of talking circles around lucifer and diavolo for hours so she never gets into trouble for anything. satan enjoys listening to her law lectures because he finds the subject genuinely fascinating, while belphie’s mainly interested in getting her to help him prank lucifer without consequence

venti keeps thinking he’s being addressed whenever someone talks to barbatos and he jumps out of his skin whenever it happens because no one down here is supposed to know that he’s a god (they all just think he’s some very young-looking music nerd)

[still-a-morosexual-help]

why tf raphael lookin baby faced?? how can i take his rumored-assholish personality seriously?!??? /lh

side note: im intrigued with this...enemies to lovers route with these three new LIs esp raphael's. I feel like we wouldn't get that with thirteen but she would prob be curious abt mc's whole existence, and mephisto, depending on how he treats mc, would get along midway. but raph???? boi *inhales deeply* finally an obey me angst!!!!

I had such a different (physical) perception of Raphael??? The only thing I got somewhat close is his skin colour and cause of that I'm still not used to this young, pouty version of him (he do be cute tho he also looks a tad like Mammon so maybe I'm just biased)

Technically weren't all the routes with the brothers enemies-to-friends-to-lovers ? I mean Belphie literally killed MC......

Also I have no idea what Thirteen's deal with MC will be but consider:

MC broke into her house with one of the people Thirteen hates, unconsciously counteracted all her traps allowing the brothers to break all the rules of her traps, turned a blind eye when Solomon stole from her and then helped Beel cheat death, which is probably a huge breach of contract.

She might wanna punch them in the face

But yeah, definitely want this season to be more angsty, specially where Raphael is concerned.

[fading-lace]

how the demons bros would react to you just randomly screaming-

ok i can explain...im in a really hyper, crackhead mood. so dont @ me-

warnings: screaming, scared demons, crack, swearing-

you both were chilling in his office 

complete silence 

lucifer was working on paperwork and you were sitting there, bored.

so bored you decided to do what no one else dared-

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHhhhHHHh” you literally screamed at the top of your lungs

lucifer jumped and his knees hit his desk as a huge ass stack of papers fell on the floor.

“(Y/N)!!! are you ok??”

“haha, yea im fine”

“...?”

you actually like scared him.

like he thought you were dying or something or that belphie killed you again-

he clicked his tongue and glared at you

“you made my papers fall..”

you looked over to his sTacK of PaPers and frowned

“sorry..”

“your fine, now come help me clean this up”

you and mammon were hanging out in his room 

until you got a amazing idea

you pulled a guitar out of your ass-

no jk jk jk you just grabbed one like a normal person 

mammon was confused, what were you doing??

you sat in front of him and held the guitar like you were going to play it

“mammon, im going to sing a song about how i feel as a human 😌”

“...?? ok...”

you strummed one note and S C R E A M E D

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

dude this man jumped like six feet into the air

you scared him shitless 

he might need new pants and underwear now-

“(Y-Y/N)?? what was that for?!?”

“its the desperate calls of depression, stress, anxiety, and overall being a human for help-”

“wha-”

“go get some new pants...i can smell you-”

“(Y-Y/N)!!! NO YOU CAN’T!! I SMELL FINE!!!”

“you sure? it smells pretty bad-”

his face went so red omg-

“your teasing me”

“nope.”

he didn’t talk to you for a entire month-

both of you were watching anime, a fun thing to do right?

wrong.

both of you were fighting over who was more useless, sakura or ino

“LEVI IM TELLING YOU, SAKURA IS SO UNBELIEVABLY USLESS ITS SAD”

“NO ITS INO, WHAT HAS SHE DONE??

“RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLAKJFLAKFAKHJHJ”

“...”

 levi was speechless 

“what the fuck...”

“what?”

“why?”

“why what?”

“why did you scream”

“...”

“...”

“i dont...know?”

“...”

he simply got up and walked away

“wait!! levi!!!”

you and satan were readings books, what else is new-

you were honestly really tired and didn’t want to read anymore 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

satan jumped and looked at you

“is there something wrong?”

“....no-”

“then why did you scream”

“the same exact reason why you scream at lucifer”

“...”

he looked at you and closed his book.

“alright, what do you wanna do?”

“....”

he sighed and walked over to you

“what. do you. wanna. do.” he asked again

“...hehe-”

he sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose

“fuck?”

“fuck.”

you were getting pissed off at asmo

“you look so beautiful!! but not as beautiful as me of course!!”

“i mean look at me (Y/N)!! im so beautiful!!”

 “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

he flinched and looked at you with the most concerned face

“whats the matter?”

“the matter is your narcissistic ass”

he gasped and looked at you with a offended face 

“how dare you call me narcissistic!!”

“how dare you call me the truth”

“what that your beautiful”

“no, that im ugly and nasty”

“...”

“you now im half-joking right?”

“...”

“asmo”

“...human humor is weird-”

“your the one to talk-”

you walkedto beels room and S L A M M ED open the door and S C R E A M E D

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

beel flinched and looked at you with a worried face

“whats wrong?”

“WHATS WRONG IS THAT YOU ATE ALL OF MY CHIPS”

“n-no i didn’t”

“YES YOU DID”

“ok fine...maybe i did, i was hungry ok?”

“YOU FUCKING SEALED UP THE EMPTY BAG”

“I FELT BAD OK?”

“THATS NO EXCUSE!!!”

“YES IT IS”

“I WAS H U N G R Y”

“WELL I WAS TOO!!!”

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“RAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-”

belphie was sleeping and you were PISSED at lucifer 

you needed to just...scream

so you found a empty bottle and screamed into it

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

belphie woke up casually and yawned 

“pisses off again?”

“yea, lucifer is making me angry...so im bottling up all my screams into this bottle”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” you screamed again before quickly closing the bottle 

“its fine everything is ok-”

“can i join in?

“find a bottle and yea”

“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

he straight up just screamed into his pillow

“i do this everyday, i dont need a bottle-”

“o-ok..”

A/N: i started getting anxious and rushed to finish this, so it may be to short or just trash-

[mammonsvulva]

Hi there! I just discovered your page and i loved the bachata headcannon!

On that same line, can you do a female latina headcannon? Like, more specifically, Colombian, you know, an MC that's like normally fluent in english but when mad she just burst on angry spanish screaming session with latin curses and a strong accent and also just getting really mad if deemed as Mexican by default? I'd love that! Thank youuuu (also feel free to ignored this if it's not of your fancy)

I hope you have a great day!

Of course! I really hope you like it! :)

(I tried to incorporate things some of my relatives say as Colombians please don’t hate me🥲)

The Brothers + Datables and a Latina MC with Colombian Habits

Lucifer❤️

Lucifer has always been amused by the boldness MC portrayed, that is until Mammon pissed her off

MC actually f*cking explodes, calling Mammon “culicagao” (like a bratty kid) and a bunch of profanities out of rage

Actually leaves Lucifer surprised, who could she hate so much that she’d put a curse on them?

Is actually kind of scared to speak up after she went silent, kinda just stares at her like “what the fuck do I do”

“I’ve told Mammon A THOUSAND TIMES. IM NOT F*CKING MEXICAN”

(Oooohh Mammons gonna get his ASS WHOOPED)

“MAAAAAAMMMMOOOOONNN????”

Mammon💛

Could learn a thing or two from MC, had some strong clap backs

Is counting his money when OUT OF NOWHERE MC just starts incanting a literal curse

Literally has his quaking in his boots dude, like he’s genuinely terrified

He can’t keep up with anything she’s saying and feels like his time to die has come

Doesn’t say A WORD when she calms down, jumps when she starts apologizing for reacting like that

“W-w-what happened? ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )”

“I LOST 10 GRAND IN BLACK JACK! ITS FUCKING RIGGED!”

Is genuinely more cautious for a while, kind of traumatized him

Mammon thought it’d be a great Idea to take her to meet one of his witches, MC already didn’t like her but listen to this

First thing the witch said was “Aren’t you that Mexican transfer student or whatever?”

(‘Oooh Ms. Girl you fucked up’)

Leviathan💙

Wishes he could have MCs confidence, ‘how does she respond like that 0•0’

He’s reading Manga while MC just lost on the same level for the 5th time

Accidentally shifts to his demon for he got so scared

Has to whip his tail up and grab the controller before she could slam it, genuinely terrified for his well being

Once she calms down she goes to give him a hug, to help with her frustration

*PANICS* “I-I can h-help you with that level, if y-you want..”

MC watches as he beats it with ease and heaves a sigh of relief, literally such a stupid game

Gets just as offended as MC when somebody said “I went to Mexico on vacation once, what was it like growing up there?”

Will let her handle it and he’ll be her Moral Support <3

Satan💚

Loved that MC was always ready, he was like that too being the Avatar of Wrath

Is genuinely amused when MC burst out swearing because she got a bad grade, he actually thought it was hilarious

Thinks of like a game to keep up with everything she’s shouting, makes her more upset

“What the fuck are you laughing at juemadre de la-“

“You’re Hot when you’re mad, Did you know that?”

Makes her go silent immediately, why is he like this, making people wanna act up on DIAVOLO

When they’re BOTH mad at something it’s like a f*cking BOMB RAID bro

They both just keep adding more, even when Satans speaking a Demon Dialect and MC is speaking Spanish LMAOO

When an arrogant soul decides to purposely mislabel MC as Mexican, the fool needs to count his seconds with MC and Satan both getting on his ass

Asmodeus💞

Has always liked the spunk MC had, it entertained him to watch her bicker with his brothers

Surprised, but not happy AT ALL with the fact that MC could blow up like that

Gets on MC for lashing out, “MC! THIS IS TERRIBLE FOR YOUR SKIN, DO YOU WANT WRINKLES?”

Gets MC to tell him what made her loose her cool like that

“That stupid b*tch from class posted saying “That Mexican transfer student isn’t pretty enough to be this annoying”

Almost explodes as bad as MC did

“MS. GIRL SHE SAID WHAT? Lemme hop on Devilgram and end her career real quick💖”

Devilgram post- Asmodeus 19:34: “Aw sweetie, Not everybody can be as gorgeous as MC and muah, but don’t go trying to drag her in the dirt with you. Filthy🥱”

No mercy on the haters💔

Beelzebub🧡

Like Asmo, found it entertaining to see MC bicker with his brothers every now and then

MC just couldn’t keep calm anymore when she messed up the recipe she was working on AGAIN

Beel becomes more concerned than scared, ‘Is she ok? :(‘

Gets up to hug MC, hoping it’ll help calm her down a bit

She explains that she kept ruining the dessert no matter how hard she tried

“MC, it’s ok to do it wrong, because it helps you learn how to do it right :)”

She’s tried again, except this time with Beel to help her :)

Gets upset when someone defaults MC as Mexican, knowing how much she hates it

He may be a teddy bear but man don’t f*ck with his Chef

Belphegor💜

Thought MC was amusing with the way she made sure everyone knew she wouldn’t take any BS

MC just happened to stub her toe while Belphie was sleeping, and now he’s awake, and heated

“What the f*ck happened?”

Is actually more concerned than upset, she wouldn’t lash out like that for no reason

When MC explains that a picture of her in the RAD Catalog still ended up being there even though she made it clear she was against it

“Oh, MC- you look good in every photo, I wouldn’t be upset about it”

Assures her it’s not a big deal and then invites her to come take a nap with him

Will mean mug the f*ck out of anyone who assumes MC is Mexican, because he finds extremely disrespectful (as it is)

Might commit homicide if they keep saying Mexican but I ain’t no snitch

+

Diavolo♥️

At first took MC as disrespectful, but learned it was only when she felt she was being disrespected (then by all means, go off)

Surprisingly, Diavolo speaks Spanish, but he still kind of struggles to keep up

He’s just laughing the whole time too, like MC isn’t furious

Later, MC calmly explains just some random student pissed her off again

“Who is this student you say? Do I need to have a chat with them as the Demon Lord of The Devildom? :)?”

Dia actually admires how passionate MC is about her home country, agrees that it’s disrespectful to mislabel someone

Because he can, Dia starts to learn about Colombian culture and throwing parties just for MC

Starts saying shit like “politas pa la rumba!” (I’ll buy beers for everyone¿) just to sound cool to MC

Barbatos💟

Barb doesn’t understand how someone could be so beautiful but so hostile sometimes, overall doesn’t really mind though

Is surprised that such things could conde from MC, kind of chuckles thinking about it

He figured he should try and step in to calm the situation

“Is there anything I can do to ease you, MC?”

It ended up being that Diavolo was completely ignoring her and brushing her aside when he never did that with Solomon

Asks if she’d like him to talk to Dia about it, since he may approach it better than she will

Barb will quietly correct anybody who believes her to be Mexican, just so MC won’t have to deal with their arrogance herself

Takes his free time and makes dishes from Colombia, or Colombian themed cookies or cupcakes to make MC happy :)

Simeon🤍

Is trying to teach MC better ways to respond to idiots, more Angelic ways

When MC blows up for the first time in front of him, the literal shock she sent him into omfg

*GASP* “MC?! WHY ARE YOU SAYING SUCH VILE THINGS?”

Like, HELLOOO? SHE DARES TO SAY SUCH THINGS IN AN ANGELS PRESENCE?

Helps to calm her down after showing distaste for her words

“You’re lips are to beautiful to speak such sinful things”

Will go on to give MC a long but kind lecture about why exploding like that is bad for her Aura and whatever

Will politely make it known that someone was wrong for assuming MC is Mexican, does get a bit irritated though

He now goes up to MC when she’s getting upset, to remind her to breathe and comfort her with a deep hug :)

“See? It’s ok MC~ just breathe in and out for me, ok? :)”

Solomon⚛️

Will piss MC off on purpose just to see her pop off, he LOVES it

Literally her #1 cheerleader when she blows up, adding on to what she’s upset about

“Period MC” “No way she said that! What a fugly b*tch” “Right, she’s just a hater”

Hypes her up all the time, even when she’s obviously in the wrong

Sol needs ALL the tea, pulls up like “who we talking shit about?”

Will get on someone’s ass just because, now think about when someone mislabels MC😳💥

Gives MC a sense of pride hearing him say “Cagué” when he messes up a potion, he obviously picked that up from her

Luke⛅️

Gets kinda (really) scared when MC becomes a little aggressive

Actually bursts out crying because he was scared MC was mas at him

MC traumatized this kid so bad, he ran to Simeon like he was getting chased be some demons

“M-m-mom is really m-mad and *sobs* I’m s-scared *sobs more*”

MC IMMEDIATELY feels super bad because she scared away his soul

Simeon, having talked to her about it already, mouthed “Apologize now.” In a very not polite manner, kinda scaring MC too🚫🧢

Has MC apologizing PROFUSELY, trying to explain it wasn’t Luke’s fault

Once he calms down, they go to bake cookies like usual, except this time he’s sniffing the whole time :( 💔

I really hope this fit what you asked for :( </3

[journey-to-the-attic]

Dragon IK AU:

Im glad that you like the idea, it has been brewing in my head for a good while now. About Bailu, you dont need to know about her, what i meant is Bailu’s design is what i imagine Ik would look like with visible dragon traits. Just search up Bailu in google and see her design, it would somewhat fit Ik.

Now i originally imagine her to be a small bby dragon when she goes full dragon but i like the idea of Ik being able to be a BIG and little dragon because it would hilarious. Like the small human you’re trying to kill is suddenly a huge ass dragon, easily beat you up, then after beating you up, become a small little baby dragon. (Also do you know that small dragon zhongli merch plush? Yeah that’s small bby dragon Ik)

Now that you mention her powers that comes with being a chinese dragon, i feel like Levi would be the most helpful on trying to understand it. I dont think i mention this but Ik doesnt know she was half human and half dragon at all. All her life, she thought she was fully human, now she is actually a dragon with all these cool powers. But not everything comes easy the first time. Ik might have some crisis with the revelation she is a dragon (maybe??? I mean being an actual dragon that your home country worship isnt a small revelation). With Levi’s connection to the sea and such and also having Lotan, Levi can help Ik control her powers and Lotan can help with her getting used to her new form since hydra and chinese dragon are somewhat similar. (Also about the wish granting magic idea, maybe it’s best that Ik doesnt have that because Mammon would definitely use it to get more grimm or pay off his debts)

And about the god thing, wouldnt that make Ik a demigod? She’s half human from Zhao and half dragon from her mom, that’s essentially what a demigod is right? But tbh, i just see it like a half adeptus thing with Ganyu and Yanfei. Also the celestial realm… idk how they would feel with a demigod(?) being in devildom but what i do know it wouldnt be a pleasant one

What do you personally think the brothers feel about Ik being a dragon?

- 🐧 Anon

ah, gotcha! i'm always a sucker for this specific kind of dragon horn, so definitely a fan of this design (though not sure how to feel about the fact that bailu apparently isn't a child and just looks like that)

i think levi would definitely be ik's main guide for figuring out her new dragon abilities! they'd go out on a trip to the sea and just spend ages playing around with the water (though ik's control isn't great, so sometimes she'll accidentally start summoning a tsunami and levi has to jump in to get things under control)

i definitely wouldn't use the god aspect of chinese in a literal sense, but the celestial realm hearing of a 'functional demigod' appearing in the devildom would probably be cause for alarm. unlike the angel hybrid au though, they've got no claim to her custody despite the divine heritage, so i guess they'd just have to stew in it until they think of something...

as for the brothers, levi of course is super hyped!! mammon is similarly so ("hell yeah we can go flying together now!!!"), while satan is reassessing his animal tier list because ik's little dragon form might actually be even cuter than a cat. asmo's delighted by both big and little forms, because the former is magnificent and he loves getting to help shine her scales, and of course the latter is adorable

belphie probably tries to get ik to conjure up storms so that they'll cancel school. he basically uses her little dragon form as a hot water bottle, and meanwhile beel likes getting flown about when she's in Big form because he's normally the one doing the carrying, so this is a breath of fresh air!

lucifer's probably the only one who even considers the celestial realm's thoughts on this, but ultimately he's like "who gives a shit what they think" and starts a little diary to keep track of ik's growth (which he's very proud of)

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I was excited for this lesson and then they were immediately like Mandatory Sports Thing and my heart dropped.

It was nice that they finally introduced us to the new characters except I don't like Thirteen 😭. I wanted to like her so bad!! She just reminds me of my primary school bullies. Its good that the new characters aren't immediately fawning over MC, don't get me wrong, but I fully would've cried during that meeting tbh. I am feeling a bit better about her design after seeing her with other characters surprisingly??

Anyway.. The trial is to get Thirteen and Raph to work together on the scavenger hunt?? MC's trial... Yknow the one who actually helped improve Satan and Lucifer's relationship? Who spent the entire first season mending the brothers relationships to each other? Their trial is to smooth out a relationship???

And then!! They went ahead and made the object of their scavenger hunt something that Thirteen has no problem doing?? At that point MC just needs to convince Raph to participate, and ensure that they can agree on a plan.

And maybe I'm dumb but Solomon's grimoire? Is that a reference to the Key of Solomon? Or Barbatos' grimoire which was given to Solomon? The wording makes me suspect the former, but also has that been set up in the main story at all?? Was I not paying attention and missed it?? And if a demon's grimoire can control them, what does a sorcerer's grimoire do?

Also what's with the way Asmo and Satan and Beel were acting?? On one hand the writers remembered that Satan has more to him than just cats, but on the other hand Asmo and Beel were just shoved into their own stereotypes??

Uhh all that to say it could've been worse I guess?? Though this lesson felt really short to me for some reason.

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NONNIE SAME THOUGHTS so many same thought... I was willing to be okay with not being immediately told what the special mission was but then... Sports week? You're telling me I gotta relive memories of motherfucking intramurals with this arc????? When I said something about one of the trials being related to building/proving better relations with the denizens of the Devildom, this is absolutely NOT what I meant at all!!

(also my goodness I just ended up ranting even more under the cut hsdjkhsfdkg man Im so Sick of Being In RAD and Stuck As Mediator For Everything)

And gosh, I'm so sorry she reminds you of such awful times :(( I liked her when she started cooperating and all but that initial meeting gave me mixed feelings. Personally I understand why she's pissed at MC because Solomon gushes about them (and she fucking hates Solomon) AND they broke into her home AND messed with her candles, plus Solomon did steal something from her while in there... But trying to kill MC right off the bat??? At least Belphie gave MC some time to catch on and ponder about how dangerous and untrustworthy he is sdfhkjghsdfg

Though re: her design, being able to see the style differences in HD on my phone up close has actually made me dislike seeing her + Raph's sprite even MORE dkshdfg Sorry, I just... I have such a huge issue with differences in style like that (not just with the overabundance of color on her but just the way her sprite is drawn too >.>;;)

(Also it's not just me who thinks that Raph vibes like Belphie a lot, right? Except... A but more pathetic?? adhfjdf)

THEN YES THE ACTUAL TRIAL!! My head was in my hands and I honest to god just... had to stop playing for a while and go do something else because I was SO full of salt and vinegar. Like??? Diavolo, was it not enough that canon MC was instantly willing to help Belphie patch things up with his brothers the day after he killed MC?? Was the fact that MC was able to get Satan to calm down some about his hatred of Lucifer not enough? Or helping you and Belphie get along? I'm so??? Literally the main thing MC's had to do is helping the brothers get along??? Like heck, MC helped Luke grow out of his indiscriminate hate for demons like come onnnnnnnnnn

And dw nonnie I got so lost during that part too... I could've sworn it said 'the grimoire in Solomon's possession' but then they started talking like it meant Solomon's personal grimoire which I have no idea if it's a real thing? How is it that for all the exposition they love giving us, they don't give us exposition that THAT? Unless this is something that's been messed up in translation? My best guess is also the Key of Solomon because absolutely nothing has been said about humans having a grimoire beyond Beel acknowledging the Nightmare app on the DDD as being a super basic one aaaaall the way back during the time Lucifer nearly killed him and Luke voer Luke touching their grimoire. So I suppose it's a grimoire that, instead of controlling Solomon, would grant some level of control over the demons he has a pact with? Could've done with some exposition there for once, game... All the times you make MC look so stupid with giving us no choice but to ask for exposition when the explanation can be surmised from the name of what they're asking about, yet the one time I actually want an explanation I get none??

AND YEAH wtf I swear, personality and intelligence is something that no character gets to keep because they lose it the instant the plot needs the conflict extended or conflict lessened... Because Satan, Asmo, and Beel together in one team? That's a powerhouse right there. Satan the intelligent strategist, Asmo who can easily charm anyone into helping them out, Beel the muscle??? Give them brain cells and they'll be a formidable foe, but alas... We can't give MC too hard of a time :/

(Can you tell I'm particularly salty about this? Like don't get me wrong, thank you for the actual food, finally, but I'm still left like... Sour. The meeting of MC, Thirteen, Raph, Lucifer, and Sol in the student council room was SO good because we got little bombs of info and implied realizations with how they interacted. You mean to say Sol had more students than the one apprentice he had a nasty falling out with? And they supposedly always turn out to be awful? And Raph's likely only seen Lucifer now and is thoroughly surprised by how normal he is?

Also I can't be the only one who thinks that Solomon did more than just giving the reaper bad food to piss her off like. Pulling out a weapon and yelling at him to stay back right on sight??? Maybe the fact that she's never been able to win a single game against him in the thousand years they've known each other has freaked her out or something)

This lesson felt short too, but I think this time it's because a fair amount of stuff actually happened but didn't get to go far since it's all setup for next chapter? Also some of the little chapters were legitimately just too short, which I hate because they're proven several times that they can easily make them much longer.

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Do you do poly reactions for the obey me boys. I mean in the game MC is basicly fucking all of them and they must know that

Oh, do I do poly ships? Heh...well *glances at my mc that I ship with Satan and sometimes with Beel others with Belphie* Indeed I do! : D

And now, without further ado, the boys reaction when Mc tells them she loves them all-

Note: I do not know much poly relationships work, but i wanted to add some of the brothers personalities soi apologize if i wrote something that is offensive in any way.

Lucifer:

Not gonna lie, he was kinda offended by this

Like, you have HIM, the avatar of Pride, first born and one of the most powerful demons...and he has to be in the same position as his brothers?!

After the initial shock he would have actually be kind of okay with the idea of "sharing." After all, that way they all won't need to be fighthing for who gets Mc, instead all of them get Mc.

This man legit set up a schedule for who and when gets to spend time with you.

Which didn't last 3 days because...c'mon on, he wanted more than just a day with Mc!

Mammon:

Excuse you?! You wanted him, The Great Mammon, avatar of GREED to SHARE?!

It takes some convincing, but o ce he sees that the dynamic between y'all doesn't change much he doesn't mind it as much when you get lovey with his brothers.

He did discover that if he gets pouty it will get him a kiss on the cheek.

Tho, he is constantly butting in when you want to have 1 on 1 with the other brothers.

He actually walked in on you and Asmodeus making out, and refused to leave until he got a kiss of his own. (Of course he got the kiss, you can't resist any of those adorable demons)

Levi:

"Of course, why would you love only me when it's clear I'm just a worthless Otaku? Im sure you don't even actually want me-" he gets cut off by a kiss.

Being the avatar of envy, and it all mixing with his insecurities, it wasn't surprising that he was the most time that took to understand you loved him just as much as the others and not less.

But, after he got it, he found it pleasant to be able to just hang with you as a "date" without needing to stress over his next move with basically his brothers were also doing moves on you.

Actually, the fact that he had his brothers around to waiting to spend time with you made him a bit more daring.

He didn't want to waste any of the time you spent with him so he used it to the fullest now!

Satan:

Next to Asmodeus, he was one of the best one who took it! This was an ideal solution for all of them to have the person they loved without having any fights!

Tho, he hated the fact that this meant he had to "share" with Lucifer.

"Why did you had add him to the mix? He is just going to want you all do himself..."

Satan knows how much his brothers can be, so when you go to him he knows you are looking for something less chaotic than usual and he just smiles and takes you on cute lil dates which always end up with the others butting in.

Sometimes he just hides with you in his room to get some peace, sometimes he just shares a look with you when his brothers are being annoying.

Asmodeus:

This boy wouldn't even bat an eye at this. He would just chuckle, look at you and say "As long as you know I'm the cutest one I'm okay!"

He actually helps his brothers plan small dates with you!

He sometimes gets a little jelaous when you compliment any of the others but he knows you still love him lots

One of his fave things to do with you when you get alone time is cuddle

Which always gets interrupted, ALWAYS, by either Leviathan of Mammon looking for you.

Beel and Belphie:

Well...considering they have a literal chatroom called “Sandwish attic club” you know those two took it well.

Heck, Beel actually got really happy when he found out you had feelings for all of them. He loves you and he loves his family a lot, so the idea that all of them can be just as happy as he is with you made him happy!

Belphie on the other hand...he had no problems “sharing” with Beel, or even Satan and Levi. But c’mon...Asmodeus, Mammon and Lucifer? He wasnt that excited about it.

But as long as he didnt see you kissing them while he was around it was more than okay.

The two have a system. Which all the brothers are aware of and wont interrupt. It consist of Beel taking you out to eat with him, and bringing them back so they can nap with Belphie.

Sometimes the others try to sneak you away from them but it doesn't work most of the time. If they are lucky tho, Satan and Levi would be in the room doing their own thing and just enjoying the  peace.

Aighty! This was fun to write and imagining what the boys might do to try and sabotages the others “Mc time”. Hope this is what you wanted anon! Stay safe people!!