#shes def getting takeout for everyone

[nadvs]

Who contacts Who the first time after the hook up? What is it like the first time max sees them together?

based on this fic

rafe texts her the very next day, he’s shameless 🙂‍↕️ and he starts to get rly hyped for games at her college because he knows he’s going to see her. they start to hook up almost every weekend, sometimes over the week too, and it’s through their pillow talk and post-sex takeout meals that they realize they’re actually very alike and that’s what leads to them becoming good friends (who hook up on the side).

after the first time max sees them together (that’s the second time they hooked up), her ex still tries to get back together with her but she gives him a hard no and eventually he get pissed and he tells everyone on his team that she’s hooking up with rafe. a lot of them already saw them together and consider her a ‘traitor’ but max turns a bunch of people against her even harder. she doesn’t care much and just focuses on the friends she does have that don’t feed into the rivalry. she also eventually becomes a part of rafe’s friend group and def has a sense of found family within his team 🥰

[thatofabeavers]

uuuh cooking headcanons, because no one can decide so I'm deciding for myself

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Dick: can cook. But like... simple shit, that can get you by. He can use the microwave, cook eggs, boil pasta- anything like that, made in simple steps, he can do. But something like cake or lasagna? Not at all, he'd burn the building down. He lived with the titans and had an apartment, on a shit salary, like. There was no way he was affording takeout every night. He can cook.

Bruce: can cook! Kind of. He can... put things together. Like sandwiches and toast and cereal and salad. But that is it. Your boy was not cooking properly, not when he had Alfred doin it for him and he had a batsuit to put on.

Jason: Probably the best cook out of everyone- can bake complex foods like lasagna! Nevermind helping alfred out in the kitchen- though that def helped, but he spent most of his life away from the bat, and does it as a hobby (in the games i think?)

Tim: yeees? He's bad at it. Serviceable. He'd burn toast just because he forgot he put it in the toaster and push the thing down again. He'd never had anyone to show him to cook, so he probably always just took snacks, takeout, or things that could fill him without burning the house down. His food experiments are more like how Nilered does it, and he doesn't really have the energy to spend on getting good at it.

Damian: Can NOT cook, he is like 12, raised in a cult where the only thing that judged your worth is fighting, currently being raised by Bruce and fed by Alfred. He'd use an entire sword to cut tomatoes.

Cass: can't cook for similar reasons Damian can't. She'd get too eager, I think, and put in a bunch of stuff that only go good separately.

Duke: Can follow instructions! He's at Dick levels of cooking but can do complicated stuff as long as there's a guide.

Steph: eeeeeh- she's a takeout queen who just gets everyone else to cook for her. She CAN cook, she just never wants to.

Barbara: I FInally figured it out!!

yeah she can cook! Courtesy of Gordon, it was a bondin thing, when they both had time. Losing her ability to walk made cooking- really, really hard, for a time, before she could get a more accessible apartment, as she couldn't reach a lot of ingredients and spices or navigate her kitchen. But it's better, now, with the extra space and relocated items. When she's being obsessive over her work as Oracle, she just orders takeout, though.

Alfred: Yeah (godly implications)

[brook1yn-baby]

all mine

main 4 dating hcs <3

characters; kyle broflovski, stan marsh, kenny mccormick, eric cartman x gender-neutral reader

warnings; just a smidge of smut :3

a/n; first actual post 😱 also theyre like 18/19 in this

kyle broflovski:

he’s absolutely lovesick.

bro wrote and performed a love song for rebecca when he was in 3rd grade

you can be damn sure he’s doing that and more for you

only in private though, not big on pda, especially when you’re around his friends

you both know how much he likes you, so he doesn’t feel the need to put on a show when you’re in public

he’ll sling a loose arm around your shoulders while he’s talking to the guys or sit next to you during lunch, little things that tell you he’s still yours

his jealousy does sometimes get the better of him though

probably a little insecure in the relationship, scared he’s gonna lose you to cartman like he did with heidi

one time the five of you were at a party and kyle started squaring up to guy who’d asked you if you were single

sorta gave you the ick but he made up for it by walking you home, giving you a tipsy goodnight kiss and a lopsided grin before stumbling over your porch steps and heading back to stan’s place, the other guys having to hold him up the whole way there

that was the first and last time you’d seen him drink

after you told him about his attempt to fight some random guy, he decided that it’d probably be better for everyone if he stuck to being the designated driver

oh and he loves how close you are with his family

the first time he invited you over for dinner, he was terrified about his parents embarrassing him

almost cancelled when his mom wouldn’t stop saying that her ‘little bubaleh’ was in love

still, you managed to charm them the whole night, asking questions about gerald’s job and helping sheila clean up after dinner, even enduring ike’s constant questioning about if you and kyle were gonna get married

that’s when he knew he’d found the right one

definitely ended the night with your guys’ first kiss <3

stan marsh:

i’m gonna be honest he’s a fucking loser

definitely not the most attentive boyfriend you’ve ever had, but probably the best you were gonna get in south park

it’s a small town and options are slim, so you often had to give stan the benefit of the doubt

absolutely terrible at replying to messages

if you two aren’t physically together, you probably don’t talk

luckily for you, he’s a whiny bitch and will most definitely complain when he’s not with you

meaning most of your free time is spent at his house, listening as he practices guitar, playing video games or just laying in his arms

you could go to his and just nap the whole time and he’d still be happier than if you weren’t with him

you know his relationship with his dad isn’t the best, so you have to be prepared for many late-night ‘can i come over’ texts

most of the time it’s because randy’s drunk or just being a dick and he can’t stand to be around him

and obviously, you’re his safe place

sometimes though, his messages are a little less innocent

he’s a teenage boy at the end of the day, and he has needs

(as do you ;))

you and stan have a pretty stable relationship in comparison to him and wendy, but there’s been times when you two had to go on a break

whether it’s because of his constant need to be around you or his drinking, sometimes you just needed space

you and shelley def complain about him together when you’re on a break

she’s a couple years older but she gets it better than anyone

her own relationship was pretty rocky too, so it was nice to just vent to eachother, probably with a bottle of wine and takeout

it was probably a little weird that you still hung out with his sister when you and him were on a break, but you honestly didn’t care

you and stan never stay broken up for long though, the both of you eventually crawling back

maybe it was a little toxic, maybe you knew it wasn’t really gonna last, but for now, you had him and he had you

that’s all that mattered <3

kenny mccormick:

good old kenny mcwhoremick.

despite the rumours of his promiscuous lifestyle, his body count was actually significantly lower than you expected

not that you cared; you were actually quite happy that he was so experienced- not many boys your age knew how to pleasure both themselves and their partner

he wasn’t just great in bed, either

he’s quick to fall for you, infatuated with you after just a few meetings

immediately takes on a sort of caring role in the relationship, definitely protective, similarly to how he looks after karen

it was nice to have someone so doting, though you had to remind him a few times that you could take care of yourself

he simply shakes his head, stubborn as ever

speaking of karen, you adored her

anytime kenny invited you to his house, you spent most of your time playing dolls with her or letting her do your hair

he loved how motherly you acted towards her

probably got him thinking about starting a family with you tbh

he absolutely loves showing you off, be it with pda, on social media, whatever

you were his and he wanted everyone to know

definitely has a highlight on insta dedicated to photos of you, and a playlist of songs that remind him of you

(also of songs that he’d thought about fucking you to)

though you do spend lots of time at his house now, he was really against the idea when you first started dating

you’d suggest watching a movie at his place and he’d come up with some excuse to do it at yours instead

it wasn’t that he didn’t want to spend time with you, he was just embarrassed of where he lived after years of teasing from the other boys

one day you decided to show up out of the blue, wanting to surprise him for his birthday with presents

he’s gobsmacked when he opens the door, quickly trying to divert your attention away from the mess in his living room, his parents passed out on the couch

you reassure him that you don’t mind, asking if he wanted you to go; you really wanted to stay and see his reactions to your gifts, but you weren’t going to push him if he was uncomfortable

he was relieved when you said you didn’t mind, finally inviting you in

it was the first time he’d let a partner into his house which was terrifying in itself, but he calmed down when he saw how relaxed you seemed, getting comfy on his bed and waiting for him to open his presents

you obviously didn’t care how messy his home was, or how his parents weren’t the best at looking after their kids

you only cared about him <3

eric cartman:

listen, as much as i love the enemies to lovers trope with cartman, i love the fake dating trope even more

(and i love combining the two the most teehee)

cartman had recently received some pretty embarrassing information about you, and decided to make the most of it while he’s coming up with his newest scheme

you had had a crush on one of the other boys in your class for a few months and, even though you’d only told your closest friends, somehow he’d found out

so, in order to make heidi jealous, he’d forced you to be his pretend partner in exchange for not telling your crush you liked him

it was humiliating- having to hold his hand as he walked you to class, sitting with him at lunch, enduring his sickly-sweet pet names..

..only at first, though

after a few weeks, you’d come to enjoy the routine the fake relationship provided

you also found that you actually liked spending time with eric, and he could be pretty funny when it was just you two

you did your best to shove your feelings down, slightly ashamed and pissed off that you liked him, of all people

still, it couldn’t be helped- you had stopped staring longingly at your crush during class, eyes fixed on cartman across the room

it didn’t help that heidi didn’t seem too jealous either, causing him to ramp up the ‘pretend’ affection

when you were around him, he acted like he couldn’t get enough of you; playing with your hair, caressing your face, all the while keeping a strong arm around your shoulders, like he wanted to keep you close to him

as much as you liked the attention he was giving you, it was infuriating knowing he was only like this to get heidi back

it all came to a head when he tried to kiss you as she walked past you both in the hallway

you pushed him back, all of the feelings you’d been forcing down suddenly overflowing, choking on tears as you walked away

you knew when he didn’t bother following you that this relationship really was just pretend to him

it wasn’t until later that night when he showed up on your doorstep, hands in his pockets, sighing, that you realised maybe you were wrong

he obviously wasn’t big on apologising but tried his best, looking slightly annoyed as he admitted that he’d only blackmailed you into being his fake partner because he knew you’d say no if he actually asked you out

his logic was completely insane to you, but from eric’s point of view, he genuinely saw it as his only option to call you his partner

your heart melted as you thought about how he went through all that just because he had a crush on you

you don’t say anything in response, shocking him a little as you walk towards him, wrapping your arms around him and laying your head on his chest

sure, you’d hugged before, but it was awkward and emotionless, just pretend

this was different- his arms enveloped you, pulling you close as you felt him laugh

he was most definitely gonna tease you later for being ‘obsessed’ with him, but you could deal with it

after all, you were really, actually his <3

[teatitty]

In my own Transformers AU's where they land on Earth I really like to play around with the idea of everyone gunning for the final working space bridge in their alt modes and they all get caught up in it Going Wrong so they get stuck on earth unable to transform for a while because of low energy [alt modes being their 'battery saver mode' essentially], scattered all over the place in different countries. Just committing completely to the "robots in disguise" bit of it

Sunstreaker gets picked up by some hollywood dudes to be used as a stunt car and quickly gets a reputation for being a 'cursed object on set' because the car is always moving, has a habit of being "hard to control" for drivers and sometimes revs a little too loudly comfort but on the flipside almost always comes away from said car stunts completely fine with everyone else in tact

Ironhide gets picked up by a single parent juggling 4 kids of varying ages in Thailand and starts off hating every second of it but grudgingly comes to care for this little family just trying to get by with what they can

Arcee ends up with Jem and the Holograms because you know I gotta have that in here, Jemcee is everything. She's also one of the first formers to get her energon back up bc of the synergy tech [which is based on cybertron tech but nobody knows that yet]

Optimus is a young woman's first truck in Australia and he is Stressed The Hell Out about keeping her safe she is his daughter now holy shit he wasn't prepared for this!!! He hates her boyfriend not because the boyfriend is an asshole but because he finds the guy super annoying. Boyfriend left empty takeout trash in his seats one time and has been on his list for life ever since. The boyfriend thinks Optimus is a cursed truck but the young lady scoffs and rolls her eyes because her truck has never caused problems for her

Bumblebee is involved in some Herbie levels of shenanigans probably. Touring all over Europe. Elita-1 is being used by heavy leather bikers and the rescue bots [including our medbots!!!] are of course in their respective fields all over the globe, always somehow getting to where they need to be perfectly timed regardless of conditions and saving many many lives

NASA and other such space places are def fully aware of the robot aliens. They're probably housing a few of them in secret wholesale lying to the government about it lol [space science people are the good guys of course they just wanna help and geek out]

I have no idea how they would all end up banding back together again I just want them to be living that superhero double-life and dealing with the horrors of timezone differences and spotty connections. The inherent hilarity of Starscream tryna talk shit to Megatron on a video call but he keeps cutting out and freezing

[imagoddamnonionmason]

Jodie/Frank and [bath]

😁🙏🏽

👀 T'would be my pleasure to write this <3 and it's not going to be romantic. It's instead going to be second hand embarrassment. I am also personally installing a bath at the CIA Safe House just so this can make sense. -

It hadn't been too long since Woods had made it back from his little errand run, as asked for by Adler - apparently the coffee was lasting less and less, and it was becoming pretty clear that the team was sustaining itself entirely on a mixture of fast food, cigarettes and caffeine. When he pushed through the safe house doors, their most recent fast food order tucked close to his chest as the warmth of the Chinese takeout fed through his shirt and to his skin, he called out to those who were immediately in sight.

Adler barely looked up from his seat, the ash at the end of his cigarette falling haphazardly into the ashtray on the tabletop, and in his hands were multiple sheets of paper. Woods didn't care to sneak a look at what they were, but rather dumped the takeout on the table a little too close to where Adler had his coffee, offering the other a tight smile.

Adler shot one back, but the upturn of his lips did not reach his eyes behind the sunglasses.

"Come eat, I ain't dishing it out for you," Woods huffed, before abandoning the area and heading to the bathroom. Woods was pretty certain he'd been holding in his piss for longer than was healthy, but traffic had been ass and there had been no where to pull over.

He pushed through that door, instantly met by a humid cloud of wet air, hot and steamy; someone must have been in not too long ago. He'd barely gotten through the door, the edge of it pressed against his side as he looked up from his feet to catch a rather flustered sight before him.

There was silence, for a few long seconds, where two people stood in a stalemate of panic. Bell was laid, bathing, naked, very naked- ok Woods stop staring at her, stop staring-

"Uh, sorry-"

A panicked yell sounded from the Bell's lungs, as she grabbed the nearest thing to her, a solid bar of soap; she launched it, throwing it full force at the spot where Woods' head would have been, had he not ducked to avoid the soapy weapon.

"Get out! Doesn't anyone know how to knock in this building?!" Was all he heard, as he quickly retreated and slammed the door shut. Her tones had faded as he did so, but the frustration was palpable.

I'll go piss out back...

Woods made it back to the main room, where everyone was silently eating their food, trying their best not to meet his eye. Except Mason, who looked him dead on and grinned.

"Not a fuckin' word," Woods said as he walked past the younger man, who simply laughed.

It was a little later that evening that Woods and Bell crossed paths. Bell was stood outside the Safe House, back against the damp wall as a slight drizzle of rain drift down from the dark, heavy clouds about. The spotlight highlighted the water haze, as it came down diagonally, the direction moving away from the building.

Where she had settled herself was protected from most of the downpour, but not from the slight wind that bit at her body. In her right hand was a lit cigarette, half burnt. As he approached her, she brought it to her lips and took a lengthy drag.

Woods was unable to look her in the eye, instead keeping his eyes on his shoes as he huffed a little, not sure if he should say anything. He opted not to, instead leaning against the wall alongside her.

"Here," she offered him a cigarette, then her lighter.

He took it, eagerly, and the heat in his chest calmed whatever nerves were on edge. After another moment, he shot a glance her way, her features first, taking in her side profile, then to her crossed arms, how they rested over her chest.

He cleared his throat, then looked out into the distance.

"Get whatever image you have of me in that bathroom out of your head," she demanded, but with a slight lilt of a teasing tone.

"I'm not!" Woods replied, somewhat defensively.

"I'm pulling your leg, big guy," she turned to him, as she stubbed her cigarette out on the wall, "don't worry too much about it, it was an accident."

A beat.

"I am sorry about launching the soap at you, though."

"Don't worry about it," he replied, scoffing a little, as he allowed himself to look at her again. Her eyes were settled on him and she was watching him carefully, as she said, "though I can't say I would have been sorry if it had hit you."

"Would'a deserved it," he chuckled, "you have a good arm on you."

"That I do," she smiled, "so keep that in mind for the next time you think about barging in."

She patted his upper arm, playfully, before disappearing back inside.

[blank-house]

What do they smell like? Do you think there's specific shampoos, perfumes or anything else everyone would use?

I had to think about this one since I never really gave it any or much thought before.

But after a serious chat with a writer on the team we think that:

Deja

She would rarely use perfume. If she does then it’s the kind that you can’t put a name on it. Like— it just smells sharp and nice, good but not memorable. And it’s because she wouldn’t wanna have a lingering heavy scent.

We also think she would smell like cookies. Not vanilla, or chocolate, but cocoa because of the product she would use for her hair and her lotion. Cocoa butter is very good on her.

Reynah

She would def use perfume that has a fruity smell. Strawberries, oranges, a Spring picnic basket lmao. If not from her perfume then definitely from her shampoo and lotion.

I think it changes often though. Like one day you’d smell watermelon on her then the next it’s cherries. Idk I think I’d get like hungry if I’m to sit next to her.

Cameron

haha, we joke that they smell like fries because of the amount of takeout they get.

But in all seriousness, they probably would smell of lavender. Though not from any hair products and not from any perfume or cologne either. It’s from their aromatherapy, calms them.

Percy

Sorry for the total lack of description here- but we think he smells cold. You know how winter air feels when you breathe in? Yeah, that.

Something more descriptive is cucumber. It’s subtle but fresh, refreshing. His scent’s probably from his shampoo. He just wouldn’t really use cologne.

Jamie

He does use cologne. But it’s the same case as Deja. It just smells clean. Specifics though would be sandalwood, fresh linen, and eucalyptus.

Jamie wouldn’t be a fan of any powerful scents either. He just wants something light.

Lilly, my writer pal, pulled up Palo Santo and Sage from B&BW, and like I never smelled it before but that feels right.

Elio

HEAR US OUT: SUMMER

Like we’re joking, but we both agree that he just smells like the sun. Which is funny because in Tagalog we have a phrase for that but it’s not as cute sounding. But I still think it applies since he would be out and about often.

Other than that, apples and citrus came to mind too. Lilly says, Yuzu fruits smell like that so we’re rolling with it! Oh, and ocean spray- that also feels like Elio.

This question really did stump me haha I’m like- gonna go visit a local candle store or something soon for research. But all in all we don’t think the cast would overall care about using perfume or cologne save for Reynah and Jamie!

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

So for once, nothing angsty, but something more fluffy! ANd its based on food!

So I think, if I remember right anyway, canon Alastor does not like fast food or like food similar to it, and that kind of implies to Radio Guard Alastor too. To a degree tho. He very much would rather cook than have take-out, but also he is not complaining if you wanna give him the egg and spring rolls from the Chinese takeout. It is mainly when he super tired though or had an exhausting day and just has no energy to cook for the gang, since I imagine he may have took over the cooking duties of the hotel.

And now for everyone's favorite types of foods and or flavors of stuff! Alastor-Def prefers more homecooked meals, doesn't matter what, if its homecooked, he will probably enjoy. Does however lean more towards spicy stuff. Man loves spicy dishes, be it a painful spice or a comforting one. Def knows all types of Louisiana cooking and is so happy to share them to others.

Charlie-More on the sweeter side of things. Probably has a love of homecooked food too, mainly like breakfast foods I imagine. But probably also likes fruity stuff too (haha get it because she's the daughter of the Morningstar aka the Devil, the one responsible for Adam and Eve eating the Forbidden Fruit //bonked). Probably loves more baked good spices too? So like cinnamon apple stuff would be her favs

Vaggie-Spice and bitter girlie I imagine personally. She will take her coffee black with a spot of cream or milk while chomping on ghost pepper dusted chips like it was nothing. Can also, for some reason, see Vaggie was a soup girlie. Idk, she gives soup girl vibes. Probably loves spicy veggie soups that just warm you up. Ignoring the fact they are in hell and hell is probably already super hot.

Angel Dust-Def ate like junkie munchie foods. Like cheap, really gross and greasy food. Didn't like it, but it hit the spot. If not that, then super healthier, lean foods, since lets be honest, Valentino would his workers on extreme health diets so they would stay "pretty", so the whiplash of foods probs wrecked Angel's stomach. Now, while trying to go sober and in a safer and healthier environment, Angel def enjoys trying to cook Italian food he remembers his pa or ma making. Would like baking more me thinks

Husk-Bar food. Husk is like Angel, he is eating junkie bar food to use the grease to curve his later hangover. Maybe not as much anymore, but its still there. Alastor does get on him, now more so in a place of concern for Husk's well being. Honestly probs better just making drinks but I can see Husk knowing how to work the kitchen too. Def the type to go to if you have the late night munchies since he knows how to make the most killer late night meals

Nifty-Sugar. Just. Pure. Sugar. She is the type to dump marshmallow fluff on a pizza its that insane. She knows how to cook, sure! And she can cook well with others, yes! Alone in the kitchen? Haha no. Your food is gonna somehow end up in lime jello and taste like you liked the bottom of Willy Wonka's boot. Just dont.

Sir Pentious-Probably doesnt really mind anything. As a snack he def has a more meat based diet which took some time to get used too. Probably likes more mild to bitter foods than anything else. Like the Brit he is, he is def drinking tea with everything. Probs also likes egg based dishes since some snakes do eat eggs. Probably mainly bird eggs, like quill or chicken. So egg bois are safe!

Lucifer-Dont think Luci has a pref. For a good long while it was just whatever he could find in the kitchen after staying locked up in his workshop for days on end. So bowls of dry cereal or pb&js to name a few. It took being forced out of his workshop by Alastor (and seeking therapy by Alastor and Charlie's request yeas later) that Lucifer started to eat more. Like his daughter he loves fruity sweets, and as a given likes pancakes. Probs makes killer cinnamon apple pancakes.

Vox-Probs cheating to say Alastor's cooking, but it is Alastor's cooking. Def has more of a spice tolerance than other Voxs hfdsjkf. Outside of that, probably any more homey foods. Or cheaper stuff like ramen since he never wanted to leave his room at V Towers. Def survived on energy drinks that tasted horribly sweet but kept him going at the tower too. You can imagine his utter joy when at the hotel when he just got to eat proper cooked food again, especially Alastor's

-⚔️ anon

Cinnamon apple for Charlie makes so much sense, she'd probably have begged to get that one cereal that claimed to be cinnamon apple but was kinda mid

All of this feels so incredibly canon and accurate, your MIND

[perfectsunlight]

just like jennie’s managers then, they’re with her but don’t go in and then ft her too see her waking the carpet, yn would be so cute ft jennie and being all happy for her but would she go to the after party??

i think since y/n is older now than she was back then, YES! she would def take her this time around. y/n would be following her sister around like a damn dog tbh 😭 the poor girl is surrounded by A listers and she's just doing her best to be polite and meet everyone jennie wants her to meet

but i can def see them getting some late night takeout or smth after they're done bc y/n is gonna be STARVING

just the two not even bothering waiting to eat back at the hotel bc they're starving so they just sit on the curb and eat at like 2 am LMFOISDFJIO

[heavenknowsffs]

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hii! thank you <3

11. Are you happy?

Here and there, i've come to accept there's no such thing as being happy, there's happy moments in between your life, there's dull moments which are the most part of it and there's sad moments. I think what counts is make the most of happy moments and make the dull ones turn happy whenever you can so they trump the sad parts. There's no sunshine without rain as they say

13. Dogs or Cats?

Dogs since i've always only had dogs but i actually love both

43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city?

I've done both so... it's hard tbh the city has much more career opportunities and the countryside is calmer/safer but living in the countryside is a nightmare because: everyone knows you and gossip ensues because there's literally not much else to do except drink, smoke, sleep and gossip; no career opportunities so either live off a farm or nothing else; not a lot to do unless in summer it's cool to go to the river. the city also sucks for some reasons like too many people, the rent is too expensive, but there's also more to do

so bottom line is i love my village and would love to retire and die there but i want to explore while i'm young and find my career goals which i can only do in a city (also my hometown is pretty much a mix between city and countryside so that's kinda cool)

54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind always that's why i became a photographer adkjals

55. Do you have a collection of anything?

I collect coasters, cds and started my record collection

56. Do you save money or spend it?

I try to save but.. in this economy... if you save something and you want to treat yourself a tiny bit .... well there it goes and mind you the definition of "treat yoself" for me personally doesn't usually extend past 20€, one meal out/takeout and a snack at the supermarket

57. What would your dream house be like?

Simply a house i could call my own. Don't even want a big house or anything, a tiny appartment that was 100% mine would make me happy af. but if i had to dream "big" i'd say a couple of bedrooms so i could have people over, a good garden for summer get togethers, a nice spacious kitchen like those youtubers that cook have, a music studio and a living room that's like a rock star living room (think guitars in the walls, record player etc) a kind of dinning room just for get togethers and stuff, bathroom and all those other necessary rooms, maybe a craft room (the garage?) and a hidden library like in a movie

61. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) maybe? maybe not b) i think i'd gather all my money and go travel or go to a concert (depending on the month), would def quit my job, and would prob drink too much only to then find out i lived more than a month because you never know these things c) can't say tbh

70. What is your ideal partner like?

Someone kind, funny, same political views (just like in terms of human rights lmao, a lot of people don't believe in human rights tho so gotta specify), same music taste or similar (because we need to go to concerts together ofc), same interests, and good vibes

71. Do you want to get married?

not really

72. Do you want to have kids?

absolutely not

thank you for the asks!

[macncherries]

RAHHHHHH MORE OF IT HAS ARRIVED. I READ THROUGH ALREADY. IM DOING IT AGAIN. RAH. MORE COLLEGE AU FOR VASH + WOLFWOOD AND NOW MILLY AND MERYL. BELOW THE CUT ARE SOME HORRIFICALLY LONG DRABBLES IN RESPONSE.

i wish i could speak more about meryl and milly. don't get me wrong, I love them but I haven't done like true character analysis of them yet. THAT BEING SAID!!! THIS IS VERY TRUE AND VERY CUTE!! for meryl; the coffee addiction? so true. i think she still likes to TASTE the coffee. like, not caramel ribbon crunch kinda girl. but the addiction is there and the addiction is REAL. shes definitely the comfort > style person. fo sho. that 90s mom vibe. agree. she LIKES looking good, but she also likes looking comfy asf. she def likes all the new-age technology things, like an apple watch. and hear me out. i know we talking college, but as a college student, having expensive headphones is like very much still a fake-popular thing. so I just think that she would have those mf apple headphones. like the pro version or some shit. she just seems like the type to favour classy, modern tech stuff. upgrades her phone every time, too. for MILLY!!! that kind of athletic wear style is so real. she would, and I can see it in my mind palace. the MEAL PLANS. RAGGHH. they are so., so adorable. the fact that they do organized necessary tasks together. just meal planning. i know its just meal planning,. but its so cute. i don't know why.

oh my gosh VASH!!!! him being invited to parties. absolutely. you have to remember my friend. this guy (in the of trigun at least) is a huge drunk. he goes out and is batshit crazy like, regularly. every time they stop at a town? bar. he likes having a good time, absolutely. getting overwhelmed is so real though. i think hed be a fucking HOOT for the first couple hours of the party and then someone like, half way through finally goes "hey has anyone seen vash?" bros BOOKED it and no one had noticed for 30 minutes. either that or he's been sitting in the bathtub with the local cat and again, no ones noticed for 30 minutes. him being popular too?!??! ABSOLUTELY. DAWG. absolutely. he's gorgeous, he's tall and blonde and has an automatically kind disposition. people, no matter ND or not, flock to that boy. you cannot convince me otherwise. AND THE MUSIC TASTE. LOL. ABSOLUTELY. as a retired EDM listener. can confirm. sped-up phonk, hyperpop, even dubstep? vash type shit. fo real. the nai name drop <3 I hate dat bitch just a cute amount but I love when brothers fight. so tasty and good. nai being good at cooking agenda. nai being Gordon fucking Ramsey agenda. nai yelling at vash for having ramen two nights in a row agenda. him being a good teacher, too. he's very earnest. i don't think people often give enough credit to the fact he dotes on people so much. yes very in-tune to the discrepancies of other people. everyone is unique. he values the way that everyone learns differently. i think at one time, he struggled with finding what works best for him too. love him sm. THE... THE TENNIS.... YOU CANT JUST LAY THAT ON ME LIKE THAT... MY HEART ALMOST BURST. THINKING THOUGHTS. THINKING SO MANY THOUGHTS. chicken scratch handwriting. yeah. i think its one of those that is like. cursive bad. like not even normally illegible kindergarten handwriting. every single letter is connected and they all look the same. looks like the mf declaration of Independence up in this bitch. WOLFWOOD. RAHHH. dude. the way you unintentionally insert more of my type shit into wolfwood every time you write him. teehee. kicking my feet. THE FACT THAT THE RIP-OFF SANDAL ANECDOTE MEANS.... THAT THEY ALL HAVE MATCHING SANDALS? OH MY GOD. OH GOHWUH UGUGGUUUU. get vash a pair rn. RIGHT NOW. wolfwoods eating habits. me too buddy. love you. please get some help. love you. i too indulge in takeout/ramen/pizza 6/7 days of the week. my metabolism also works too well for its own good. I'm suck at this weight forever baby. i haven't moved from it since freshman year of highschool baby. you my friend are so real for that one. now, I don't think ww is "banned from the kitchen" levels of bad cooking. like you said. he can shop. but 1. he's definitely an improviser. and 2. hates reading recipes and 3. was never formally taught how to cook. this creates some really weird shit specific to his tastes. salads with only lettuce and spinach. scrambled eggs + cheese that are BARELY cooked to a gooey, slimy mush. is it good? of course! to him. only to him. there are some occasional winners, like hashbrown salad. (diced square hashbrowns, shredded hashbrowns, and puck hashbrowns. in a bowl. cursed, and very starchy. but a delicacy among men.) but overall. that is the extent of his cooking. which is why he settles with takeout/trash food. and frankly, no one can complain. that is my take, anyways. MUSIC TASTE, YEA. i gotta hear more about specific genres. this is love by air traffic controller is a REALLL one though. more real than real. shits on my playlist too. hear me out, mans has definitely gotta listen to some metal. not death metal, or like, straight screamo, but the good shit. Volbeat, Ghost, Slipknot (of course), Korn, MUSE? definitely muse. (no im not biased. teehee.) green day, naturally. cant think of anything else atm.

THE DRINK PREFERENCE. DUDE. I COULD DO TED-TALK LENGTH THEORIES ABOUT PEOPLES STARBUCKS ORDERS. wolfwood. exclusively refreshers with coconut milk + cold brews. nothing else. absolutely nothing else. "why don't you try something else" no. eat shit and die. how dare you let those words come out of your mouth. blasphemy. his favourite, imo. FEEL FREE TO DISCUSS... salted caramel cold brew, pumpkin spice cold brew. for refreshers, yea pink drink, absolutely. the dragonfruit coconut one too. he doesn't like the lemonades because they tend to be too KICK-y. too powerful of a flavour. coconut milk good. 

i wrote so much that tumblr is lagging. have a good day. im glad you like the arts of this au too.

College AU Thoughts (cont.)

Writing more college au solely because ONE OF THE COOLEST PPL EVER @macncherries did Wolfwood art (here check it out), but have some more random college au thoughts

TAGS: @lune010 @h4venpha @vashfantasy

-Meryl probably has some really nice gel, ballpoint, colored pens that she literally abuses all the time. Sometimes her notes aren’t even totally neat she’s just sleep deprived and highlighting/underlining the important areas of her textbook as she listens to her lecture

-Vash definitely has to listen to audio playback of lectures- does he try to take notes in class? Yeah. But they look like chicken scratch, his handwriting pales in comparison to literally anyone else’s T<T listening while he does smth else really helps w/ how he learns (autistic vash) (cough)

-Meryl and Milly have matching pairs of rip-off Birkenstocks they found at like Marshall’s then saw a pair w a marijuana leaf and Milly went, “Reminds me of Wolfwood!” So they got it (to Meryl’s amusement and dismay). Wolfwood wears them often

-Ok, I’ve been debating on this hc that Vash sometimes gets invited to parties, considering he’s a bit of a campus celeb. Handsome, athletic (tennis player legend), but he can easily get overwhelmed. He’s having fun with the fame for like a good 30 minutes to an hour and then he just kinda tires out more as the night drags on.

-Meryl’s outfits consist of her wanting comfort yet maintaining her usual feminine flair. Yoga pants with a cami and a simple jacket, or on nicer days more of a fitted sweater. Perhaps a jumper and a baby tee/turtleneck underneath- I think when she’s feeling it she def likes Monica Helper’s looks from Friends. A casual, yet still sweet vibe.

-for accessories she probably has an Apple Watch and the staples- hoop earrings, her classic dangle/rectangular earrings, some silver hardware if she’s feelin extra funky and a classic black belt because I do believe she hates it when her jeans are too low it’s a big thing that annoys her to no end.

-On the other hand, Milly’s outfits are less fitted and I think she’s more laid back in her appearance, preferring some of the crew necks she’s collected from several events her siblings have been to or hand me downs from her country family. She wears vintage athletic wear though, it’s cute on her and it suits her well.

-she has a few simple scrunchies she remains loyal to, not wanting to cut her hair short and often tying it up. When she feels more femme she’s got some cute necklaces that pair well with any cute sweaters she has- she also has some maxi skirts she wears too! :) (can’t find an exact image of what I have in mind + I have a 10 image limit on mobile lol)

-Meryl avidly has to live off of coffee. Girl is always so organized but truthfully she’s half alive due to the fact she’s a frequent visitor at the campus cafe and is familiar w/ some of the baristas who often cut her slack if she ever needs a pick me up.

-Vash is like a crazy good teacher, to some people’s surprise. He can word concepts in a way that breaks them down easier, sometimes he even has some little memory hints he uses lol. For any other ND kid in class who’s a bit bashful they usually flock to him, he’s got such a charming aura and never fails to make anyone feel a bit more comfortable.

-Wolfwood teases Meryl for her aforementioned coffee addiction, but I’d imagine he takes a liking to something like a pink drink. Like- usually that stuff is too sugary for him, but smth about it has him coming back for more!!

-Meryl has an array of podcasts she listens to- I think she def dabbled in true crime maybe?

-Milly and Meryl’s shared dorm is actually really chill. There’s some clutter on each side but they’ve got a shared mini fridge (Meryl got it but doesn’t mind Milly using it because she likes her) it’s stocked with pudding cups

-Milly got Pinterest after Meryl wanted to share ideas for food ideas on weekends (they’re both on a meal plan but still need to eat on Saturdays and Sunday’s lol) so they usually end up going out for some cheap takeout w/ Vash and Wolfwood or make something in a rice cooker they found at a thrift store that works kinda ok… for the price they got it.

-Like they’re cutting up spam, eggs, tossing rice on there, some veggies they got and sometimes they splurge on cheap fruit like bananas and apples

-They both like to eat well and unlike Vash and Wolfwood they won’t live off of instant ramen and takeout (although Vash eats pretty well considering he lives with Nai, who makes sure he regulates his diet due to sports and Vash’s long list of medical concerns)

-Wolfwood eats like shit though I’ll be completely honest

-The guy knows how to shop. But he doesn’t want to. So he lives off of cup noodles and old pizza, takeout and shit, and thanks to crazy fast metabolism he works it off whenever he does some form of working out and whatnot.

-Will agree that he has the best of the best songs, his music taste is unparalleled. Like he’ll be busting it down to 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will Wood from his middle school days then some new metal he’s gotten into (he peeked over Knives’ Spotify playlists) OO OR OR THIS IS LOVE BY AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER (I’m def not protecting w/ what’s on my Spotify rn I’m shit at song names I just know vibes)

-Vash likes hyperpop and rave typa stuff it stimulates his brain in just the right way tbh

[graedari]

I think now’s a good as time as ever to absolutely love Wrightworth and their like 9 daughters. This is canon- no I will not be taking criticism. 

[Image ID: A digital drawing of various Ace Attorney characters. They are having a sleep-over in what appears to be the Wright-Edgeworth household. Phoenix sits to the left of the page. He is wearing a pink tanktop with a fanmade logo for “Ivy University” as well as grey sweatpants and blue socks with cat heads printed on them. His hair is pushed back with a purple cloth headband that is patterned with the Gavinners’ logo. Under his eyes are two eyebag masks. Leaning on his right shoulder over a beanbag is Rayfa. She is wearing a seafoam green hoodie and is listening to him Phoenix talk with a bored expression. On Phoenix’s left shoulder is Pearl. She is wearing a set of pink pajamas, a look of content on her face while she listening to Phoenix. Trucy is sat to Pearl’s side, holding Phoenix’ left hand in hers as she attempts to paint his nails a hot pink. She is wearing a yellow tee-shirt and black shorts, her hair braided over her shoulder. She is wearing white crew socks that has card suits decorating the tops. Leaning against her back is Athena, who is stretching her arms. She is dressed in a set of light blue GYAXA pajamas and a pair of yellow slippers. Her nails have already been painted the same shade as Phoenix’s and on her right wrist is a set of friendship bracelets. Her hair is over her shoulder in Juniper’s hands. Juniper is sat behind Athena in a peach-colored nightdress. Her hair is up in a ponytail with a blue ribbon while she braids Athena’s hair. To Juniper’s right is Vera, who is sat facing the group, her sketchbook in her lap. She is wearing a purple nightdress that has the Troupe Gramayre logo across the font. In her sketchbook she has begun to sketch Athena. Next to Vera, Pess, the family dog is laying down. Pess is depicted as a white borzoi. Behind the group seating in the front on the floor is the kitchen where Kay, Emma, and Jinxie are seating at the kitchen bar. Kay is leaning dangerously off her barstool, dressed in a teal tank top and black pajama bottoms that are patterned with teal feathers. In the stool next to her is Emma who is wearing Blue Badger themed pajamas, a red “x” having been drawn over the logo on the front. She is wearing her hair in a low ponytail and has her hand in a bag of Snakoos. To the right, Jinxie is sitting with a dark blue patterned pillow that is patterned with yellow flowers. She is wearing a long, pink, nightgown, with her hair up in a ponytail. Behind the bar, in the kitchen, is Edgworth with his back turned to all the chaos. He is wearing a maroon turtleneck and his glasses. /End ID]

[pyro-tf2-but-trans]

loved your general headcanons :D may I now request general tf2 merc x reader romantic relationship headcanons, if thats okay?

Yes of course!!

Scout- #1 most corny s/o you'll ever have. REALLY big on PDA, a lot of "oh yeah! this is MY partner!!!" He means well, if you're not a big fan of PDA he's gonna have a hard time figuring it out. He means well tho!! Expect a lot of movie dates too

Soldier- He's gotta be a CLOSE second on the corniest s/o. Again, a lot of "oh yeah! this is MY partner!!!" the difference between him and scout though is how much he brings it up and how much he just... openly adores you?? he brings you more goodies too. def a big gift giver. Expect a lot of gym dates or picnics

Pyro- Pyro is a little less dramatic with their undying love for you, but it's still very much there!!! She loves hugs and kisses and he's just like openly the most positive person you'll ever meet. Also a big gift giver. Expect a lot of picnics and movie nights.

Heavy- Heavy is the most gentle person on the planet. He loves it when you tell him you love him, and he'll do the same. Hell, he might even bring you to his knitting seshes* with demo if you want. He also definitely knits things for you. Makes food for you too. Expect lots of cooking dates

Engie- Engie is the best hugger!! And kisser!!! Please love him!!! it gets him off work!!! but actually yeah. He's a big workaholic, but you're a really good remedy for him. you might even be able to convince him to get a full night's rest! Remember that pecan pie* I mentioned? Well if hes off work, and he has the time, you will get to get a rare sighting of engie making some! he might even let you help him :). Expect lots of picnics, dinner dates, and just hanging out a lot when you can drag him away. oh yeah and guitar. lots and lots of cheesy love songs on guitar

Demo- Another big hugger and kisser and whatnot. Loves hanging around you two just being the light of each other's lives. Big on just existing together, think like everyone thinks ur just besties, and then out of nowhere you kiss and everyone's like "oh ok then" lmao. Expect lots of takeout dates and movie nights.

Medic- Another workaholic. But a lot easier to drag away from his work. He Falls in love when you baby talk his birds. Loves dancing with you, loves just existing with you. Sometimes hell call you for a "checkup" and then hell be all like "lmao ur fine I just wanted to hang out with you for a while". Expect a lot of dinner dates and dancing in the kitchen.

Sniper- He's real shy on PDA, but will occasionally sneak in a "did you find it, Love?"'s and "Take care of the camper while I'm out, Darling"'s But that's IT. Real clingy too, you can't be in a room alone for longer than 5 minutes without snipes ominously looming over your shoulder. But alone he's definitely more touchy, with lots of handholding and kisses. Expect lots of just cuddling, camping, and the occasional movie nights.

Spy- Spy has one rule in a relationship, Never, under any circumstances, use PDA. He hates it. But if it's any consolation it's for good reason. He doesn't want you or him getting hurt because somebody who didn't like him saw. But behind closed doors? Biggest puppy dog in the world. You couldn't fight his hands off you if you tried. It's just buildup from what he couldn't give you under eyes. Anyways 10/10 s/o would recommend. Expect lots of dinner dates and just dancing together.

[moonchildstyles]

older h meeting her parents!!! And she’s nervous cause she’s never introduced a boy to them let alone a MAN! And he’s just the sweetest helping her around the flat preparing everything with her just kissing her “do they even know I exist?” He as,s her and she’s all 😮 “of course they do h!” And he brings her into him calming her telling her to take a deep breath “if they ask we are not having sex” she blurts out and he’s full on laughing “why would that even be brought up?” She shrugs her shoulder “just making sure” he kisses her lips “you are old enough I’m sure they know you’ve done it by now” he’s smirking she hits his shoulder “stop they don’t! Do they?” She asks he smiles “i don’t know you tell me” kissing her neck just kissing everywhere he can besides her face since she has on some makeup and he was threatened not to ‘ruin it’ “stop messing with m-me they don’t know” and he’s focusing on a spot he knows she likes “Harry don’t leave a mark I’m not changing p-please” he stops “okay let’s get ready for your parents and tell them how I’m your boyfriend and pretend I have never seen you naked” pecking her lips

Literally so obsessed w this idea I’ve read it SOOOOOOOO many times since u sent it in I’m def def def going to be writing a whole blurb w a moment like this soooo obsessed🥺 like it’s so obvi she’s nervous fluttering around the place trying to straighten pillows and dust shelves and keeps checking in the status of the takeout she ordered for lunch that she’s going to pretend she made and every time h asks her if she wants help or if she’ll sit w him she just is like oh no I’m okay thank you!!! All smiley even tho he can see she’s soooo nervous and like she already told him he’s the first guy she’s introduced to her parents so there just lots of extra tension in her bc of that and h is just leaning against the counter while she fussed around in the kitchen and “love they know who I am right?” Bc now he’s getting nervous that this is all a big mess that is going to surprise everyone but that’s the first thing that gets her attention and ofccthey know ab u h! I talk ab u all the time! And they follow me on insta so they’ve seen all of our pics!! And he just relaxes after that feeling a little better before she’s all stiff and just when he’s ab to ask what happened she’s like “we also have never had sex before and I’m still a virgin if anyone asks” and he’s so ?????? Bc “who’s going to ask that?” And she’s just idk!! I just want to make sure in case my mom says something idk! And h is just so endeared by her bc what a cutie she is all nervous over this and he stops her from flirting out of the kitchen w his hands on her hips and he’s got a smile on his face and “darling I don’t think u need to worry about that okay? I don’t think they’re gonna ask and besides ur old enough to make those choice I’m sure they’ve already assumed as much” and she just deadass 🧍🏼‍♀️ u think they know? Are u serious? And he just can’t help himself before he’s teasing her and idk baby do they??? Have u said anything that might make them think that???? And then she’s all omg eyes wide and omg I think I might have told my mom I stayed the night at ur house a few weeks ago omg they totally know oh no and he just shakes his head and can’t help himself before kissing over her neck to leave her makeup alone and he’s like ooooh you’ve definitely done it now making it clear he’s teasing her and that’s when she pushes him away a little tho it barely does anything since she keeps laughing and h stop teasing ur being meannnnn and he’s just being annoying and cute before he’s pulling back and chancing a kiss over her lips and alright alright they don’t know so I guess we’ll all have to play the game where I pretend I don’t know you have a body under ur clothes and I only hold ur hand when u stay the night and she can’t help but laugh at him bc he’s being so annoying but cute and it’s just the biggest stress reliever to have him there w her:(

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Call of Duty: Wedding Headcanons

Price:

+it was a rather simple wedding.

+The After party was killer tho

+Booze everywhere, a big bottle of Prices Favorite whiskey.

+you wore a very flowey dress that wrapped around your figure nicely.

+yall played some oldies at the reception.

+let's just say it was crazy and definitely memorable. For the most part.

+atleast before you were wasted.

Soap

+OUTDOOR WEDDING IN THE SCOTTISH COUNTRY SIDE

+it was a rather big wedding. Not only does soap have a large family but also the 141, family friends. Not to forget your family.

+lots of food for sure.

+his family was a bit iffy about it not being in the church. But you both made sure the local pastor was doing the vows.

+the reception was rather tame due to your families being there. Still memorable tho.

+back in the hotel room with the  best men as well as the maids were fun! They got tipsy. You and soap were fucking hammering yourselves.

Ghost

+if it was his choice he would of passed on having a wedding.

+you nagged him otherwise. Saying "you cant rob me of this experience simon! I wanna feel like a princess!"

+he tried to say how you are already his queen. While you are flattered your opinion doesn't change.

+yall settle with a small wedding with your immediate family and the 141 were invited. At you favorite Gazebo.

+he refused to take off his mask

+despite it all he wrote custom vows that made everyone awe and you, cry. (Of joy)

+you also did custom vows and explained how much this meant to you. Thanking him.

+yall didnt have a reception but you both just got takeout, went into the hotel,  and enjoyed eachother first moments into this new way of life.

+yall tease eachother saying mr./Ms. Riley back and forth.

Gaz

+GAZ WANTED A FUN WEDDING

+Man he went all out for the reception.

+games, amazing food, amazing venue and service. The reception was def the most expensive thing ever.

+he wanted his first moments after marrying you to be unforgettable and damn they def were.

+you both are the couple to shove eachother into the cake. (He started it)

+yall didnt really drink much but there was booze available.

+you can bet the 141 are teasing him the entire time for his generally bashful nature.

+gaz made the mistake of letting Price say the best man speech. Story after story more of his will to exist left his body.

+yall didnt do a slow dance. Nah nah nah nah. Yall point out some hard s h I t

Roach

+BABY BOIIIIIII IS GETTING MARRIEDDDDDD

+you could hear the boys going off in chants from your dressing room.

+I mean the baby is getting married you didnt blame them.

+so... you didn't have anyone to walk you down so yall thought it be funny to do a think.

+so you were the at the altar and he with Price was walking down the aisle.

+you can over hear the best Ken singing "her come the groom, here comes the groom"

+It was so bizarre and fitting that no one dared questioned it.

+you both agreed on having a very small reception. Wanting to save most of the money for the honey moon.

+the reception was dance, photos, food, speech and that it.

+most likely to do a disney wedding let's be honest here.

Adler

+very traditional wedding in a church.

+you both didnt bother with a reception. Yall just invited them over for some booze, some smokes, and a tad bit of catering.

+your dress was a beautiful, slightly puffy floral imprinted gown. Of course long sleeved.

+adler surprisingly made custom vows. You actually didnt know he was gonna do that. It was touching.

Park

+park isnt fond of big social gatherings. And so yall just went to the courts.

+all that mattered to her was she could spend of the rest of her days with you.

(For specifically female readers)

+having the courts to fucking agree was a fucking bother. And so, with some bribes and Parks whose choice of words yall were able to get the lisence.

+cold war times were rough as shit but who gives a flying fuck.

Lazar

+you did the wedding in his tradition. And he was very happy you agreed.

+he takes his culture very seriously.

+Learning all the proper manners and events was definitely a culture shock of and experience. But you had not only Lazar but some really nice ladies helping out.

+very colorful wedding you both had.

Woods 

+yall had your wedding in the Philadelphia. In the family homes back yard.

+his entire family was present and so was yours.

+they have a huge fucling tard.

+speeches were spent as wood would tightly curl himself into a ball tighter and tighter with every speech.

+"one time I rember frank went into the front and tripped over some wagon and fell right in and rolled off into the sunset! Man we chased for atleast a mile" (cues the chronic laughter from you.)

+karma is a bitch. And he laughs at your stupid family stories.

Mason 

+private wedding with you close family and Masons family. Woods was also invited

+you two got married cause you were already pregnant. Not like you didnt want to anyways.

+the music consisted of 50s tunes played by a local jazz band you enjoyed.

+mason really did spoil you with the wedding. Got everything you desired. To the tiniest decor detail.

+you fav part was you slow dance since mason is just such a sweetheart. And an amazing dancer.

+"PUT YOU HEAD ON MY SHOOOUUULDDEEER, HOLD ME IN YOU ARMSS, BABBBYYYYY"

+Yall are both teasing eachother the entire reception.

+you both had to help wood home since he was bloody fucked.

Hudson

+To everyone's surprise he actually had a big wedding. You both had large families so it made sense.

+yall know he do a church wedding. He may be a war criminal but he still a man of god.

+his best men which were mason, woods, adler and one other you were unaware about were crying not of joy but of sadness of losing one of "The Boys"

+in his vows he apologized for his dumbass best men.

+you found the whole thing funny and knew Hudson still loved those guys to his grave. Tho he may never show it.

[cozycryptidcorner]

Monster Match #10

A monster match for the positively wonderful and incredible @severedreamerbeard

Well, you know me fairly well by this point 😂. I'm in junior year of college for a history/political science degree, personal emphasis on the history cuz I love learning about history to death. I even wanna go to grad school just so I can learn more about it. I try to be a sweet and kindhearted person but the class clown side of me that mostly wants to make people laugh overtakes that sometimes.

As far as preferences, I'm bi but lately I've most been in the mood for domme-y ladies, I'm sure my partner could attest to that 😅. I like them sweet and kindhearted as well but buff and dominant are def bonus points, but otherwise any type of monstrous love interest will do it for me tbh, I like seeing what people come up with

Mercedes Sylvia Hilde Buchannon the First, or “Sadie” for short, is a rambunctious werewolf flourishing in a small Pacific Northwest town. No one fucks with that girl, everyone knows better. She’ll chew you up and spit you out (literally!) faster than you can say “oh shit is that a wolf?”

In human form, she’s five foot four inches of whoop-ass, freckles across her slightly sunburned nose, with short sandy blond hair she desperately tries to keep out of her face. One skeezy motherfucker might see the petite stature and soft features and think “easy prey,” but they would be mistaken. Without any further thought, any unwelcome harasser will quickly find his family jewels flattened beneath her scuffed heavy-duty work boots. She’s a lean, mean, athletic machine, with bones and muscles forged from pure dynamite. She’ll bite you, your dog, and your mom, just to make a point, instinct high and impulse control low.

For all her attack-dog aggression, she’s just as much a sweetheart to those she adores. It’s difficult to say how Sadie picks out people she wants to be friends with, but it could very well be on the “vibe.” Somehow, she’s an excellent judge of character, picking up on people’s energies better than a psychoanalyst working as an FBI profiler. The people that she likes, she likes wholeheartedly, like a wild, whirlwind of affection. All you have to say is that you kind of like french fries, and the next thing you know, she’s bringing a box of takeout fries from the local diner every time the two of you meet… usually half full by the time she gets to you.

Everyone in town knows her, and the people who like her, love her, the ball of sunshine so easy to adore. The people who don’t tend to be a touch shady themselves, or just overwhelmed by her unending cheerfulness. At four in the morning, before any sort of caffeine, it can be easy to be blown away by her outstanding chipperness. But with some unending cheer and donuts, she can win over any person who considers themselves to be a night owl. Her coworkers love her, especially since they know that she’ll take care of any stupid pissbaby trying to ruin their hard work. All it takes is a couple of harsh growls and some teeth baring, usually that’s enough to chase away some holier-than-thou dickhole who thinks that nature’s for the taking.

It happens more often than not. Sadie works at a forestry reserve, and is actually a botanist! Most people look at her and think… lumberjack, maybe, or something that requires muscle, but she loves to study the surrounding landscape in the name of conservation and replanting. Sometimes, she even gives tours if the usual guy’s out sick or on vacation (or really just had a rough day with some of the people wandering off the correct path). She has a lot of knowledge up those buff and tight flannel sleeves, but she’s mostly booked to the teeth with ideas and plans to reforest parts of the area. She is also very well-read and skilled at mushroom hunting, for both perfectly legal and… other reasons.

She tends to spend her free time in the forest, whether or not she’s working. There’s a trail she tends to run through first thing in the morning in wolf form, bursting through the foliage and scaring any stray tourists shitless. Though she’s not mean about it, she does find a bit of a perverse pleasure in ruining the days of awful people. Already there’s a legend about a pack of unusually large wolves roaming the area, but that’s just Sadie and the rest of the Buchannon family.

Most of her family is just as welcoming and bright as Sadie is, smothering those they love with affection. They aren’t cult-y or weirdly secretive, since most people know this area is crawling with other werewolves, but they are rather territorial. Not territorial in the sense where they’ll flay trespassers, but cherish the land they live on and refuse to allow pollution to muddy up their waters. Several different developers have tried to destroy a portion of the forest in favor of resorts, but find their efforts mysteriously ruined within moments of stepping foot in that sleepy town.

Sadie’s the kind of girl who would lose her head if it wasn’t attached to her neck. She’s steady and reliable when it comes to other people, but sometimes she can forget to eat lunch because she’s so deeply enthralled in whatever she’s doing. You sometimes keep track of time for her, bringing her the forgotten lunch she left on the kitchen counter when she left for work. It’s a hit or miss when you go to the conservation center, sometimes she’s spinning herself around in a cubicle chair, but most of the time she’s out and about in the forest.

Since she’s part wolf, she tends to go above and beyond the call of duty with her job. Not only does she make sure the trails are clean and poisonous plants are given clear warnings, but she also helps birds re-nest if they’re too close to careless tourists. She directs beaver traffic, helps lost deer regain their footing, makes sure the migrating butterflies have plenty of flowers, and continuously tries to make peace between three warmongering ant colonies. If she’s in range, she’ll get a text from you, but sometimes you have to utilize the center’s radio to let her know that you brought the leftover chili.

God, she loves chili.

Sadie is exceptionally tuned into nature, and you essentially depend on her nose for the weather forecast more than phone apps. The girl looks up and sniffs the air first thing in the morning, and lets you know rain or shine. Sometimes it’s clear, thick, heavy fog descending on the sleepy mountain town singing of rain long before the drops come, but sometimes it completely blindsides you, the dawn bright and clear as it could possibly be until a flash of clouds appears from seemingly nowhere. Sadie’s nose knows, and people often ask you what her forecast is.

[totallytododeku]

☁ studying together ( x reader hc's) ☁

characters: midoriya, bakugou, todoroki, kirishima, yaoyorozu, uraraka, + ashido

genre: fluff  <33

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I. Midoriya 🌳🍀🌻

this poor boy is so excited to be spending time with you

but he will not take his nose out of his textbook

he can't help it

he's so happy to be in the hero course he takes his schoolwork a little too seriously

however, you can use this to your advantage ;)

normally you're almost as invested in his journey to becoming the next Symbol of Peace and achieving his dream as he is

and you would never dream of doing anything that could jeopardize it

So you were silently bouncing off the walls with glee when you realized he was impervious to distractions when it came to studying

literally anything is fair game

which is why studying with him is your new favorite time of day

pet his hair

kiss his cheeks

climb into his lap

pat his head

hold his non-dominant hand

hug him from behind his chair

rest your head on his shoulder and take a nap

do whatever you want

you can basically do anything to him while he's studying without having to worry about distracting him

he will blush a little bit of you kiss him but but you think it's adorable

lol turn on whatever tv or music you want

but only if you're done with your work!!

hes very adamant that you keep up with your work as best you can do you can graduate side by side and be pro heroes together someday

K. Bakugou 💣💥 📢

he would totally be the one to invite you to study and he would probably want to study in his dorm

it's super quiet and nobody will bother you guys because they know it's that spiky gremlin's room

overall his room just has a really relaxing atmosphere

you love being near him as much as possible

and he's much more affectionate in the comfort of his dorm room

but that doesn't mean he's gonna go easy on u ;-;

he still has his gruff attitude and will make sure you're studying every day

or else he will call u baka and force you to sit down and study until you know all your material

he's actually a great tutor tho

he writes out all the work for each problem and explains them thoroughly

all while holding in you in his arms while you sit in his lap

sometimes you can convince him to play a game with you where every time you get an answer right he gives you a kiss

but you whine when you get one wrong and he won't kiss you

he huffs before giving you a kiss while still trying to look annoyed

stupid girl he mutters

but he pulls you a bit closer to him to hide his blush and moves on to the next problem despite your giggles

S. Todoroki ❄🔥🍜

he doesn't really need to study but he doesn't know how to just .. relax

like he doesn't know how to not do what his dad tells him to do

and his dad wants him to study

it's just easier for Todoroki to do what his dad wants than to rebel

that is, it was

Until he met you and the dekusquad

obviously everyone cares about their homework and wants to graduate well and go Plus Ultra!

but study sessions with Todoroki usually end up just being you guys trying to help him be less hard on himself while you have him as a captive audience

he doesn't really mind, though, especially when it's just you two

the intimacy of studying together in comfortable silence and just

enjoying each other's company

makes his heart go (*￣∇￣*)

like i said he doesn't really need to study so he'll just end up helping you review material

please just ... hold his hand :)

after you're done studying for the day just pull him into a hug and over to your bed

he needs a nap

you feel warm fuzzies inside from how caring he's been to sit with you while you finished your homework and bring you warm tea

you don't even think you just

Time for cuddles :3

it becomes your daily ritual to study together and then cuddle

he always falls asleep in your arms with a small smile

E. Kirishima 🗿🗿🗿

(HAHAHSHNSJ THE 🗿 EMOJI OMG I'M LITERALLY SO FUNNY LOL I'M CRYING)

"Okay, Y/N, let's study hard and do our homework like men!" *fist-pumping the air and grinning like an idiot*

"...what's so funny? "

he doesn't care if you're not a man it's his trademark

he likes to study at his desk because he says it's "important to stay focused and work diligently"

generally he is the least focused person, ever. besides kaminari.

however, he's so energetic and enthusiastic that once you sit down and start studying he'll be able to keep your motivation up until you've finished all your homework

GREAT at studying for tests and quizzes (in theory)

he will never give up

like I said he could keep studying for hours once he sets his mind to it

So you have to compromise and get him to study in short bursts throughout the day to help him have a better chance of remembering anything ;-;

his memory is not great but it's kinda cute

you, being the smart cookie that u are, realized the best way to help him memorize things was to study with flashcards frequently throughout the weekend while doing other activities

so you plan to hang out together and do something fun every week while having your study material on index cards in your back pockets

it's a literal study date.

a weekly date out to the mall or the park or a little coffee shop but with math trivia thrown in randomly throughout the afternoon!! :D

Of course he was ready to turn it into a game he's a literal puppy

he just wants to show you you can be proud of him

you giggle lightly when you hear him say that and let him know that you'll always be proud of him, no matter what

M. Yaoyorozu 👑🏆☕

studyblr wants what u have.

studying in momo's room makes you feel like a Victorian young lady studying moral philosophy, writing poetry about the mourning doves outside the garden window, and waiting for her husband to come home from sailing the seven seas

it's your Belle moment where she's in the royal library except it's every day

stacks of beautiful, old books

the smell of the crisp, white pages

soft classical music floating through the air

the window cracked open slightly

and you are the luckiest student in all of UA because you get to study with the smartest girl in the whole school

she's also gorgeous and sweet and perfect which def doesn't hurt

u know that joke that ur teacher can spend a year explaining something and u never understand but then a random indian guy on YouTube explains it in 2 minutes and you finally get it

she is that random indian guy

you will never struggle with a single concept after you start studying with her

And she's so proud of you for every little question you answer correctly

(even thought she's the one that explained it all so well in the first place)

it's the definition of comfortable silence

she insists that neither of you study too hard and that you take lots of breaks to stretch

she says its to help you stay concentrated but really she just wants to feel your gentle hands on her shoulders as you massage out the knots

you take turns kneading the tension out of each other's shoulders

you feel a pleasant tingle down your spine at the feeling of her soft breath on the back of your neck

She pulls away and you share awkward smiles, neither of you realizing the other one of blushing, too

(((*≧艸≦)ﾌﾟﾌﾟｯ

O. Uraraka 🌜🚀🙏

ur actually super productive study buddies

Like u started studying together and then all of a sudden you were almost at the top of your class

she's just so sweet that being with her gives you the energy you need to write that essay all in one sitting instead of procrastinating like a normal person

Shows up at your dorm with snacks and drinks to keep your energy up!! :D

even though she's still going to end up getting sleepy anyway later in the afternoon

You get most of your studying done at the beginning of your study date so it's not really a problem

you know she doesn't have a lot of money to be throwing around so you pay for dinner every night

It's usually takeout but sometimes you guys make your own dinner for fun!

it always turns out almost inedible and burned because neither of you were paying attention to the stove

don't let baku see it or he'll start screaming about how you need to try your best at everything so he can beat you fair and square and that includes cooking too

neither you nor uraraka can handle spicey food so you never eat what Bakugou cooks for the class

You grab a few bags of chips and some sushi and shut yourselves in your dorm to pull an all-nighter study session about once a month

it should make you tired but, again, studying with her is so enjoyable that you don't mind

u two enjoy each others company in studying so much that you sometimes read ahead in your textbooks just to be able to study more

overall, hanging out with her is just lighthearted and filled with giggles

and you just so happen to get all your homework done along the way

M. Ashido 👾👽🚿

"studying" with her is so much fun

Hanging out with Mina in general is so much fun

it's impossible not to smile when she's around so even if you have a huge exam tomorrow, all your worries fade away just from being with her

She is pretty distracting in cases where you actually wanted to get stuff done

But you don't care

Change of plans

you're doing mani pedi's with Mina

No more studying

it's not as bad as it sounds though

You're not slacking off or anything and you can still keep your grades up with help from your other friends like Momo and Iida

you guys are just goofing off in the privacy of your dorm room when you should be studying

"It's not a crime to be young, Y/ N ;)"

she's just so energetic and happy like a little pink ball of sunshine

you can't help but laugh at her silliness and cute antics after a long day of classes

she makes your heart beat faster like you're on a roller coaster but without the nerves

somehow you feel giddy and comfortable in her presence at the same time

it doesn't matter what you two are doing, you always have fun

make sure she goes to bed on time, though, or she might end up baking a seven-tier cake at 3 am and Bakugou will scream at you for waking him up

don't feed her after midnight lmao

i started writing this after i almost died of boredom in my online calc class. my senioritis is already kicking in and it's still September (｡-ω-)