#shelli talks about trains again
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shelli-gator · 2 years ago
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There really isn’t enough talk about Toad’s Adventure being an amazing fucking episode for James as a character so here we go I’m doing it.
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“Thank you very much, sir!” “Call me James.”
This is so fucking important- This whole time Toad acts like he’s a second class citizen, some simple sidekick. Toad calls everyone Mister and sir to be subservient, putting them on a level above himself. But James levels with him, insisting on him just calling him James. He doesn’t want his ego stroked this time. THAT’S SO CUTE WHAT!?
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“Actually Oliver, I think you should ask Toad about the adventure he had today.”
Even more important than that, James shows profound empathy here. Toad never had to tell him that he doesn’t feel listened to, doesn’t get to have his own story to tell. He picked it up on his own, especially after the way he treated him himself. And here’s the fucking kicker. James leaves right after to let TOAD tell the story without him. Not only does he relinquish any and all claim of the spotlight he might have had, but he also gives up control of the narrative. He can’t make himself look good, can’t hide his mistakes. He willingly gives up ‘looking good’ and embraces most likely being painted as the party at fault. None of that matters to him- he wanted Toad to have his moment in the sun. Because HE was the hero of this story, not him. It’s so fucking profound and wonderful, and speaks volumes of James as a character. More than just praising Toad for his work, he stands up for him and encourages him to have his MomentTM. That’s so fucking good. He’s a GOOD BOY. And more empathetic than people give him credit for. He has a big heart.
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Other than that, it was just a really good episode! James and Toad were super funny, and I’m weak for James taking the hill at a dead out run. Very cool very impressive what a noble powerful creature. :]
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Hehehe smol. <3
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“You? What’s so special about you?” WHEEZE eat shit you’re about to get fucked up by a stick Mr. I Never Have Accidents.
Side note: James looking down at Toad’s brakes when he says they’re strong. What, you suddenly the expert on brakes now, James? Hmm? Stupid cunt <3 Shut up and take the brakevan.
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“Oomf!” HAHAHA CRUNCH GOES THE KARMA STICK SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (affectionate).
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And then there was trouble. Poor Toad getting roped into James’ comeuppance. BUT! What I love about the whole affair is James comes running back down the hill, and is immediately taking the blame. “I’m sorry Thomas, I lost my train on the hill!” The way he words it is important, already taking ownership. Straight away he’s trying to make sure everyone is alright, very sincerely concerned and mournful for the trouble he’s caused. Sweetheart!
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James very clearly still sure it was his fault regardless of what Toad said and WOW does he feel bad about it. He’s not used to not getting chewed out when he fucks up. ^^^^^^^^
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Patting himself on the back for his character growth. Maybe he’ll even get a biscuit. That’s the face of an engine on his way to get a biscuit.
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shelli-gator · 2 years ago
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HOOOO my turn!
1. Oh my beloved! The Midland Compound 1000 class, built for passenger work, and rather than building larger locos when demand increased, they would simply double head these babies.❤️❤️ Loved since 2013
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2. S&DJR 7F 2-8-0 - strong and beautiful hard working steamers designed for heavy goods work. I'm charmed by their history and build, look at them! Another one of my longest standing loves 💙🥺
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3. South African Class 26 4-8-4 'Red Devil' - Local is Lekker, look at this big boy! I see them when I drive past the harbour ❤️🇿🇦
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4. GER Class Y14 - fondly called a 'maid of all work', I think it's so damn cool that they set the world record for building a whole steam Loco in 9 hours and 47 minutes. And they went on to live a long and healthy life!
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5. L&YR Barton Wrights - fond of these guys thanks to my backstory for James. They would go on to be redesigned several times, and yet were never rebuilt to match the Aspinall Class 2 'Peacocks' that followed. Poor lads.
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Alright people! I have a question for you all.
What locomotive (Steam/Diesel/Electric/Whatever) do you love like it's a favourite of yours, or love so much that it could almost be call an obsession?
(That's a bad thing btw)
For me it's the:
NBR H Class Atlantics
GWR 4000 Class
PRR T1
LNER A1/A3's
VR S Class
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slvttysstuff · 11 months ago
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REBOUND chapter 3
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(jay jo x reader)
Chapter 1:
https://www.tumblr.com/slvttysstuff/738042134255583232/rebound?source=share
chapter 2:
https://www.tumblr.com/slvttysstuff/738478643741884416/rebound?source=share
summary: months after shelly and jay broke up he found himself in a relationship with you while he hasn't moved on yet from his past lover (shelly)
Warning: angst, grammatical errors
Note: I'll be taking some scenes from the original story line of wb and I'll be changing some of it also^^
⊹¤.•⨳•.*☆✬✬☆*.•⨳•.¤⊹
Weekend ended as fast as I thought and now I'm standing outside the room debating whether I should enter or leave and stay at home for a couple of days, Im not ready to see him yet..
Recalling what Vinny told me I closed my eyes as I hold my breath, slowly opening the door, Suddenly before I could fully opened it someone already did it for me, Dom screamed as soon as he saw me
" ahh- god! You scared me! " Dom yelled as he put his hands on his chest, I mumbled a small sorry to him " what are you even doing outside the door? " Dom asked " anyways, you're nerdy boyfriend is waiting for you " Dom continue as my eyes completely went from Dom to jay who was already looking at me though his glasses, I Immediately looked away not wanting to have staring contest with him
' just ignore him, what's so hard on ignoring someone..or just act normal like before when you were still on your right mind '
Suddenly vinny's words rang through my head, I grip my bag tightly, I looked back at Dom and giving him a small smile before walking inside the room, I sat on my chair that was near at the window, once I sat there, I took my books and start studying before the class started
I feel a pair of eyes looking at my way but I didn't bother to look who it was, it's pretty obvious that it was jay
Dismissal time appered and everyone was now leaving the room while the others were packing up their bags, I was currently putting my belongings back to my bag when minu entered the room and talking about having a training after class today as he asked if the others will be attending
" hey nerd you going? " Minu asked, " yeah " jay answered which made me feel nervous, I'll be training with him fuck.
" you're being quiet today y/n? Are you okay? " Yuna suddenly went to my side as she holds my shoulder looking at me, " i-im fine Yuna thank you " I answered smiling at her gently her worried look hasn't vanished yet, she looks like she's not believing what I said
" what about you y/n? You going? " Dom asked I looked at them who were already looking at me, I nodded my head as an answer " did something happened to the two of you? " Minu asked as he keeps on looking at jay and me " you haven't Interacted yet since this morning " Dom said agreeing on what minu said
maybe I should tell them now
Silence engulfed us, no one dared to talk or speak, I sighed feeling uncomfortable
" we broke up " I answered earning a shocking look from Dom, minu, yuna and Mia while jay was only looking down at his book pretending not to be bother by what I've said
" we should get going now guys so we can practice " I said I acted as if my words didn't hurt me, I gave them a small smile " don't think about what I said, it's completely fine, jay and I talked about it " we did not " right jay? " I said as I looked over to jay who looked at me after I called out his name, everyone looks at him waiting for his answer " yeah.." he answered
" I hope June recovers quickly" minu said as he sighed, last week June was gang up with some dudes, they beat him up and his bike then after some day jay also encountered the same guys who beaten June, luckily we were there to help jay
" I'll beat those motherfuckers when I saw them again " Dom said as he clenched his fists but only to received a slap on the head by Yuna " you idiot! Will you stop acting so though? Stop getting into fight! All of you " yuna said scolding us
" the tournament again was near, who do you think we will race next? " Minu brought up while everyone just shrugged their shoulders, I looked over to jay who was busy ready his book, we were currently having a rest that's why he took the opportunity to study again
" how can you move on when you kept on looking at him? "
Vinny suddenly said, I looked at him annoyed " I'm not looking at him " I lied " who are you looking at then huh? Idiot " Vinny said once again, I bit my lips not knowing what to say " t-the.." I stutter as I looked back at jay and starts looking for something to answer at vinny's question " yeah right! I was looking at the tree there! It was beautiful!" I said and pointed the tree, Vinny's looks turned sour as he gave me a ' the fuck are you saying ' look
" I swear! I was looking over the tree " I repeated as he rolled his eyes " idiot " he muttered, " I'm not an idiot" I said looking at him with full annoyance " I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the tree " he said sarcastically, pointing the tree behind me I looked over to the tree and looked back at him only to see his finger pointing at me already, I slap his arms I was too bothered to not notice the eyes of the others looking at our way
" since when the two became so close? " Dom muttered receiving a ' I don't know either' from minu, yuna, and Mia
You also didn't noticed the looks that jay was giving at the two of you, and he can't help but to feel jealous at the scene...
im debating whether to let you ended up with Vinny or still at jay😭 what do you think?
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lostbetweenvampiresandmusic · 2 months ago
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Maria was quiet as she sat in her cell, legs curled up beneath her. As scary as it had been, being taken and being brought here, it had been bearable with Shelly. Simply knowing that she wasn't alone, that she had someone to talk to or to cry with when things got bad. Now she was alone.
She sighed, her arm still aching as she remembered that afternoon. The doctor had had a gleeful smile on his face when he injected his needle into her skin, mumbling things like "interesting" and "it wasn't supposed to do that" when she started to scream in pain, and her skin started to bubble.
Now, although her arm had returned to the normal colour and size, it still hurt.
She jumped up as she heard the celldoors next to her slam open, the metal door clanging against her own. She looked on as she saw two bodies being dropped inside, freezing when she realised who they were. The second the soldiers left, she moved towards the edge of her cell, reaching her good arm out to try and wake the boys.
"Paul?" She shook him softly. "Marko?"
They didn't wake up. Maria sighed, nodding to herself. That they were here meant something bigger was going on. They - their group - was one that took care of their own. So either they went missing, and the others would come and get them out - a thought that slightly comforter Maria, seeing she had a good understanding with the boys. Or, and this thought did scare her, they were the rescue crew and somehow got beat.
Blindfolded, arms tied behind her back, tied to a chair - that's how Julie woke up. Her head was throbbing, her limbs aching. Somewhere along the way, from the van to this room, pne of the soldiers must have knocked her out again. They probably thought she'd be too much trouble otherwise - not a lie, necessarily. She did come here to kill her sire, after all. Being blindfolded, however, made it difficult to pinpoint where in the building she was. The smell of the room she was in was sterile, but that didn't say much. Almost every room at COL was sterile or would be kept that way.
She didn't try to remove her binds, and she didn't try to remove the cap over her head. She had talked with Max about this. They needed to think she was still scared, that she was horrified to be back here - just so she could seize the moment and attack. Max biggest piece of advice had been to let them underestimate her. They had seen her fight, they had seen her weaknesses - but they didn't know that she'd been training now. That she'd been getting stronger and better and that she had back up.
She stilled her movements as the door opened, heavy footsteps echoing through the room as the man - she assumed it was a man - stepped further into the room.
"It's so convenient, not having to gag you."
Julie froze. She recognised that voice. She tried to remember, tried to bring the voice back - She knew she had heard it before. But who it belonged to? She had no clue.
"My men were convinced you'd attack me," he continued, "but I don't think these binds are needed, right? No, I think you'll do exactly as I say."
Julie felt an uncomfortable shiver roll down her spine as the man stepped behind her, untying her arms. He removed the blindfold from her eyes.
"I command you to not look at me. You do not see me."
A sudden cloudiness came into vision, the man being no more than a blurred spot. Julie realised finally who it was that was speaking to her. It was the man who had made her who she was. It was the man who had commanded her to be silent after she had cried out in pain and agony. It was the man who had robbed her of the mortal life she had wanted to live.
Julie tried to remember, tried to envision his face, his voice, his eyes - but nothing came to mind. It was as if he did not exist in either time or memory. Even though he was standing right in front of her, she wasn't able to describe him if she'd had to.
"It was a shame I never took you back. You always managed to stay out of my hands - until now." He chuckled. "Well, I can't blame you for trying." The man chuckled. "Of course, the fighting ring wasn't the same after. People loved betting on you. You made us richer than you probably could have imagined. That poor little kid, with those ugly scars, fighting against those big bad horned monsters? Ha!" He laughed, "It was the best decision the big boss ever made."
Julie looked at her hands, folded neatly in her lap. They got rich while she'd suffered. It was to be expected, she thought bitterly. She remembered the first time she had been in that ring. She didn't know how to fight. She hadn't had a single hour of training. Across from her stood a minotaur, angry and stressed, ready to fight to take any mercy they would grant him. That first fight she didn't stand a chance. She tried to defend herself, evade attacks - but in the end, it was fruitless. The minotaur had launched at her, horns first, pinning her to the wall - one of his horns piercing fully through her upper arm. It had taken her weeks to even remotely heal from that. She shook her head softly, trying to stop remembering. That was then. She hadn't known how to fight. After that first fight, after healing and recovering from it, she had fought many more times. Multiple times per week, she had been thrown into that ring, forced to fight, forced to do what she could to gain a favour. A shower, some food, water if you were lucky. A little extra for being good entertainment.
"Don't look so sad. You could have been a star if you'd stuck around." The man cupped her face, the feeling sending shivers down her spine. "Of course, that isn't going to happen now. No, you were always a good experiment - especially after I resolved that sound issue you'd been having. Poor doctor Gregory couldn't work with all of your screaming. I'm all about a positive working environment, you see, so you understand that it was a necessary job to make sure working here was a positive experience for dear old Gregory."
Tears welled up in her eyes. She needed to focus. Don't listen to your sire, listen to your own mind, your own thoughts. Remember what the boys said. Keep him busy, and keep him distracted. That's how you can win.
"The poor thing is crying!" Her sire laughed, taking her hands and forcing her out of the chair she was sitting on. "Let's give you a reason to-"
Julie lunged at him. She jumped up, slamming down onto his chest, sending him to the ground. She moved quickly, curling her legs around his head, grabbing his head with her hands, twisting and pulling - only to be thrown backwards, a loud crack echoing through the room.
If she had been capable of producing any noise, she would have cried out, screamed a heartstopping scream of guttural pain and desperation. Hissing and whimpering, she got up, ignoring the electric shocks going through her with every movement she made.
"You got guts, I've got to give you that," the man laughed. "But how about you stop fighting?"
Julie froze, not moving anymore. Not fighting sounded nice. It sounded peaceful. No more pain, no more hurt. Calm. Warmth. Peace.
No! She shook her head. She had to fight it, she had to fight him, she had to- think of peace. Had to think of no more fighting, of no more strain, of no more injuries, of - ripping his head off, staking him through the heart, remembering what he had done to her and - be at peace.
Her sire was strong, Julie realised. She had known that, of course she had. But she had never assumed that she would be fighting him alone. She needed to be stronger. She needed to fight him, and she needed to get out of this alive. With a sudden serge of determination, she moved forward, rushing towards him, pushing him off balance. Julie pinned him to the ground, ready to rip his heart out, when suddenly he spoke again.
"I command you to look at me. See me."
Julie couldn't help but do as he demanded. She looked at him. She saw his face. She noticed the tattoos on his hand, his arms, his neck. She saw his black hair, the brown eyes. She had seen them before, not too long ago.
Julie stumbled backwards, falling down on the ground, her face contorted in pain. She knew this face, she knew this voice, she knew this man. She had trusted him. Tears welled up in her eyes as realisation dawned on her.
The man who she had seen as her saviour was the man who destroyed her.
Her sire rose to his feet, a sickening grin on his face. "It's nice to see you still know who I am, Julie. After all," he chuckled, "I went to such lengths to mess with you. What did you think of the head? My witch worked on it for days."
He laughed, shaking his head as if he just told the best joke in the world. He looked at Julie, noticing her panicked expression. "No, poor thing, you really thought I was dead? No, one as old as me doesn't die that quickly. Many have tried."
Julie tried to crawl backwards, wanting to get away.
"Stay, Julie. You still haven't thanked me for getting you out of here in the first place. Then, of course," he grinned, "I made that kind of hard for you, isn't it? Hell, I made everything hard for you. I fucked with your brain more times than you could think. Adding memories, removing them, removing senses - you were a fun test subject Jules. It's been so much fun to see you struggle to see you try and be okay with this. I was waiting for the moment you would break and they would abandon you or kill you - hell, I expected you to go on a killing spree and kill the whole of Santa Carla!" He smirked. "I guess you're a bit tougher than I thought. My mistake."
The man stepped closer to her, caressing her cheek.
"But playtime is over. It's time to say goodbye to your sweet old life, and to -"
Julie didn't hear him, didn't want to hear him. Lucien was alive. Lucien, who had saved her. Lucien, who had brought her to her new family. But also the one who had ruined her life. He was also the one who had taken her voice. Who had taken memories, who had messed with her just for his own fun. He was the one who let her change take place over the course of fifteen months, tormenting her whenever she experienced the bloodlust. Lucien was behind her pain, her nightmares, her fears.
Dazed, she stared at the wall in front of her. This couldn't be happening. This couldn't be real.
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angelsdevils · 11 months ago
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Nanami Kento
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Title: Bodyguard's Embrace SFW Word Count: 808 Requested by: @shelly-ya
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You stood in front of your now ex-boyfriend, he had been cheating on you for quite some time and you had just learned of the truth. He tried to convince you he wasn’t cheating but you had seen it with your own eyes. Not far, Nanami stood there watching the interaction. He stayed out of sight to give you privacy but he was still there. 
“I think you are overreacting, (Y/N).” 
“I am not overreacting, we are done. I have the photos, and people who saw you told me. Then you brought her to my home.”
“(Y/N), it meant nothing. Just a mistake,” 
“Stop it, (ex), we are done.” 
You turned away from him, but he growled and grabbed your wrist pulling you back. Nanami was there in a flash, gripping your ex’s wrist tightly.
“Let. Her. Go.” 
“Nanami,” you said softly. He looked at you behind his glasses and motioned for you to get in the car the moment your ex let go. You got into the car without saying anything. Nanami was furious as he shoved your ex against the wall.
“You come near her again, and I will break every bone in your body.”
“Chill dude, I am just trying to talk with her.”
“She is done talking, and made it clear. Stay away from her.” 
Nanami’s voice was harsh, direct, and professional. Yet above all else, his voice gave off a warning, a deadly warning. Nanami got into the driver’s side and started to drive off. 
“You know, Nanami, you didn’t have to do that.”
“I take my duties as your bodyguard very seriously. I thought I told you to tell me where you are going, what if I wasn’t there?”
“He wouldn’t have hurt me.”
“He already did,”
“Wh- oh, you heard the conversation.”
“Indeed, I did. I wasn’t going to step in, but then he grabbed you.”
You fell silent, it was embarrassing that he knew about what happened. You looked out the window, as Nanami drove you back home. He got out of the car and opened it for you, helping you out. He was always a gentleman to you. He walked you to the door as you unlocked it. You walked in, and Nanami turned to leave but you gently grasped his wrist.
“Wait… Nanami.”
“Yes, (Y/N)?”
“Can you stay? I don’t really want to be alone right now.” 
Nanami was silent as he stared at you, his eyes only saw pain. He nodded his head walking into the house. 
“I will stay as long as you want me too.”
“Thank you, I know it's outside of your pay rate to comfort someone with a broken heart. But I ju-”
Nanami pulled you into his chest, you let a surprise gasp. Nanami had found it hard to maintain his stoic facade since he had trained himself to be an impassive guardian. But he had gotten to know you over the years and couldn’t help but fall in love with you. 
You relaxed against him, gripping his suit’s jacket, balling it in your fists.
“I don’t care about what's inside my pay rate when it comes to you. I will stay as long as you want me to. Even if it means doing overtime.” 
“You hate overtime.”
“I know, but for you, I don’t mind.” He mumbled, stroking your hair. You relaxed against his hold, hugging him tightly.
“Thank you, Nanami.” 
“You are welcome, (Y/N). Promise me one thing though.”
“What?”
“Don’t stay hung up on him for too long. He didn’t deserve you, and he isn’t worth your tears.” Nanami said, his voice was rough but gentle, his large frame covered you entirely, and his scent filled your nostrils. You couldn’t help but melt into him. 
“I promise, Nanami.”
He pulled back slightly, and looked into your eyes. His hands gently stroked your cheeks, he didn’t need to say words because the look in his eyes said everything you needed to know. You gave him a small smile, and he slowly leaned down pressing his lips to yours. 
Your heart skipped a beat,but you slowly started to kiss back. His lips were gentle, and the way his hands cupped your face, had you forgetting every bad thing in your life. He parted from the kiss and casually nudged his nose with yours before parting. 
You tried to lean up to kiss him, but he pressed a finger to your lips. 
“Get over your ex first, and then I will give you all the kisses you want.”
You pouted slightly but smiled nodding your head. He led you to the living room, before he made you a bowl of ice cream. He set it in your lap and clicked on your favorite movie. He wrapped an arm around your shoulders, so you could lean against him.
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c00pswhore · 2 years ago
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South Park headcanons
these are my personal takes pls dont burn me with a torch <3
edit: was written and posted before s26 ep 5
Main 4 and Butters!
Stan is “the boy next door” trope and that is one of the millions of reasons he hates living on the farm
SPECIFICALLY: because it makes him the stereotypical redneck that lives in a small town and happens to live on a farm.
Wendy is the one who introduced him to the trope in the first place because she was "the girl next door and my boyfriend is the boy next door!!"
He wasn't really big on books and took Wendy literally hence moving away from Wendy totally convinced him they were over.
He cried about it until Wendy showed up for game night (board games) and she was gushing about the boy next door moving "fit perfectly" for their relationship.
Then they broke up over a game of monopoly (they usually get back together over the weekend)
Shelly found out about his hidden alcohol and then immediately showed him her stash. She still threatened to snitch because he was too young to be drinking.
He and Shelly have a game where they take a shot every time Randy says something about weed.
Randy's middle initial is S, I like to believe that his middle name is Stanley, and Stan is named after him :P
Stan’s middle name is Francis because that was Sharon's first option but Randy thought it would be hilarious if all of them had S in their names.
Eric "Theodore" Cartman makes fun of Stan for his middle name because "Fuck kind of name is Francis??"
Kyle has refused to utter his middle name to anyone. Not even Stan. Apparently it starts with a U.
The boys only know this because once when they were playing over at Kyle's house and his cousin Kyle's family came to visit and Sheila was calling for Kyle to get his cousin to join them.
Kyle didn't answer the first few times so when Shelia burst into his room and started yelling "Kyle U-" Broflovski screamed and followed her to the living room, leaving the other 3 in absolute bewilderment.
Kyle's middle name is Uziah. His parents call him that ONLY when family comes to visit because of his cousin Kyle S. or when he's in HUGE trouble.
Whenever his cousin first came to visit, he begged his mom not to call him by his middle name because
1. Cartman 2. Cartman and 3. Cartman
So Kyle 2 was settled that fateful day.
Kyle plays knight's in training with his knighted brother because he secretly thinks it's so cool.
Like he sat and read up on everything he could learn about Canadian knight's for Ike just to make their play more accurate. And he will never admit it to anyone.
Kenny's middle name is Logan. Cartman claims that his middle name is the most common name for poor people.
Kenny got his first phone (iPhone 7) from Kyle and all of his usernames use his middle name
Logang.McC1 is his main iteration and he absolutely cyberbullies anyone who interacts from the Logan Paul side of the internet
Also laughs at Cartman for getting pissed off that Kenny doesn't care if his middle name is for poor people because again, Logan Paul is living proof it isn't.
Kenny knows sign language and is fluent. He has selective mutism due to trauma (negligent parents, immortal, foster care) and uses it to talk.
Sometimes he just doesn't wanna talk and he'll just start signing and nobody knows what he said. Ironically.
Taught Butters sign language to solely shit talk Cartman with him.
Cartman swears that he can feel them talking about him, but doesn't care enough to learn to find out.
Kyle and Stan know some basic communication signs and they use it sparingly. Otherwise they'll just text him.
Kenny and Karen have a secret language that they speak to each other in.
It started whenever their parents would get drunk/high and start to fight, which scared Karen, so Kenny invented their secret language to make her laugh without drawing too much attention to them.
Kenny loves playing tea time and princesses with Karen (hence why he loves being Princess Kenny) even though they don't have all the materials
The reason the other boys don't laugh at Kenny for being into "girly" things is because Clyde made the mistake of laughing at him, after going to get him to play superhero's and 15 ish mins later in Cartman's basement Mysterion showed up and beat the actual shit out of Mosquito.
Cartman is currently attempting to convince Liane to get their house open and going for extra money to move out.
Liane told him to make a unique hot dog and maybe she would consider it.
Cartman determined to revive Cartman Burgers (R.I.P) came up with his world "famous" chili dog recipe.
Liane was mortified that Cartman even considered using chili and told him never mind.
He was pissed off for weeks.
Cartman is surprisingly good at cooking, and before his untimely demise, he used to cook for Clyde Frog.
When he isn't being a complete psychopath, Cartman streams and records on Twitch for money, using his hotdog house as guilt bait.
The only people who watch are the Boys and they all make fun of him in the chat. He always reads them out loud and cusses them out.
Cartman uploads clips of his twitch streams to TikTok, as a joke to make fun of Kyle, and they blew up.
The reason? Fat kid screaming at chat for bullying him and uses racist remarks as a comeback. Perfect gamer material.
His Twitch channel now has 1,000 subs and a dedicated subreddit.
The boys were initially jealous, but laugh whenever they find out Cartman started the subreddit.
Cartman's dream job at one point was to be a sniper.
Butters loves Kyle's afro because his parents only let him have shaved sides.
Butters hair naturally is sorta wavy so he harasses Kyle about his hair routine. Kyle told Butters he had one more time before he would karate chop the shit out of him. (Kyle ended up spilling his 35 step care routine though)
Butters and Stan both have honorary access to the girls board game club and Butters only goes to offer Stan moral support
Butters, Kyle and Stan all stay after school for football and soccer practice and he usually invites the two boys over to his house to watch Terrance and Phillip.
Butters got his nickname because his hair is the color of Butter.
JK: In preschool he brought a stick of butter for show and tell and tried to explain that it was his pet butterfly, because earlier that week his father told him the butter flies joke.
Butters joins Kenny and Karen sometimes for princesses and tea but he dresses up as a pretty ballerina.
That's all I got really. :P
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lightlia · 2 years ago
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Priority Needed - Wind Breaker Joker ff series
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Part 1 
[more parts will be there soon]
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“You know what would be cool?”
“Like what?”
Turning to face the front, “Jumping off this building right now.”
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εїз Sunny High School εїз
“Hey, sis. My baby sister! You got some money on you right now? I really need some money to pay for something.” 
“No.”
“Oh, c’mon, Lily. I need some to get some movie tickets for my date.”
“With Jordan?”
“LILY, PLEASE. YOUR BROTHER REALLY NEEDS IT!”
“Call dad and get him to send money to you.”
Walking away from her brother, Dom, Lily walked to the bathroom to find Aria who told her to meet there. Lily, whose full name is Kang Nali and the younger sister of Dom Kang, had no idea why Aria wanted to meet her there because there were more locations to talk at. But whatever Aria thought to talk in secret then Lily had no objection to it.
“Hey, Aria. What do you want to talk about?” Lily asked out loud upon entering the bathroom but got her mouth covered up by Aria when she came rushing at her.
“Lower your volume. Shelly is in here and I don’t want her to know what we’re gonna talk about.”
“Mmpf mmpf mfpf?” Lily mumbled as Aria’s hand was still on her mouth which could be translated to Shelly’s in here?
“Shushhhh~~”
“Wait, I heard Lily’s voice. Lily, are you out there?” Shelly’s voice came from one of the bathroom stalls caused Aria and Lily to look at each other.
“I told you to keep it quiet when you walk in here, Lily.” Aria nagged Lily as the latter gave her a confused look before answering Shelly’s calling her.
“Yeah, I’m here.” Lily answered.
“Great, Lily. Don’t go anywhere. I need to tell you something.” Shelly responded back as the two girls outside heard her flushing down the toilet and hurrying from the inside. 
Shelly opened the door and got out with her bag in hand, stepping quickly to where Lily was standing and showed the latter what was on her phone. “You’ve gotta tell your dad what Dom has been getting on lately. I swear he doesn’t go training with all of us anymore, he goes somewhere else, skipping our routine practices.”
“Send those pictures to me; I’ll show dad about this to get more money to my bank account. Hehehe.” 
“You two are exactly the same.” Shelly uttered as she airdropped the pictures to Lily’s phone and messed her hair in the process. “Gotta go. I need to go bother someone real quick.”
She winked as Lily got what she meant and Shelly ran out of the bathroom with a smile on her face. Lily then turned back to Aria and saw that she was upset about something. “Hey, what’s wrong? You can tell me everything that bothers you.”
Aria sighed, chasing away all the bad energies surrounding her. “It’s just that Jay thinks of me as a random underclassman. Nothing more than that.”
“I’ll ask my brother what Jay thinks of you, Aria. I’m sure he wouldn’t think of you this way.”
“I tried everything to get his attention but his attention is always on the competition and Shelly. I don’t know why he wouldn’t pay attention to me even a little bit. I just want him to look at me like he looks at Shelly.” Aria cried into her arms and Lily had no other options but to console her; though she never understood the one-sided love, she felt the pain of Aria as she didn’t want her to lose herself for loving Jay when he didn’t even pay any attention to the girl at all.
Her brother was also a lovesick puppy as well; He, who had a crush on the twin sister of Minu, cried to Lily all the time about her ignoring him. He even went to sleep in her room because he said he wanted to get comfort from her. He’d been like this since they were kids, even their dad said nothing about it.
εїз Hallway εїз
“LILY!! MY BABY SISTER!! COME AND GIVE YOUR BROTHER A HUG!” Lily heard her brother yell out to her while she was on her way with Aria back to class but she guessed her brother came looking for her or something again this time. Lily watched her brother, Dom, running up to her and jumped to hug her as she couldn’t get away from him.
“LILY!! I want you to know that I always love you and I will always protect you from any harm coming your way. Trust me, my baby sister.” As Dom said that, he brushed his face with hers which to Lily who used to it already, seemed normal but to others, it looked like a creep.
Lily had to push her brother off so that everyone wouldn’t whisper so loud around them, “You gotta stop doing this when we’re in school. These people are whispering loudly among themselves.”
As she said that, Dom looked around the hallway and saw that everyone was looking at them and some had their phones up recording them like they were animals. He walked up to them and,
“Did you get good pictures of us together? Send them to me!” Dom exclaimed as he hopped around to look at others’ phones as Lily deadpanned at her brother’s excitement over their pictures being taken.
“I can’t believe we are twins.”
Minu stood next to Lily, agreeing with what she said. “People can really tell you two apart because even though you two are twins, they would know that you are you and Dom is Dom.”
“You’re just saying the same thing.”
“Right, but people from the outside wouldn’t know that you two are twins until they see you and him with your dad.”
Lily shrugged, “I rather have people not knowing me and Dom are twins than anything.”
“What happened? What’s wrong?” He asked.
“Those three idiots keep bugging me to ask Dom to let them into The Hummingbird Crew. I told them to talk with Dom themselves but they kept bugging me until I exploded on them last week.”
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“Please, Lily. Tell your brother to let us in too. We’re also good at cycling as well. We can do what they are doing too.” One of the three kids in her class begged her after they found her walking home with Jordan from the usual hangout with him. And they had to stop her as she wanted to go home and sleep the entire day off but these three kids had to run up to her and almost knocked her to the other side when they couldn’t stop running to her.
“What do you want? Also, did you just stalk me so that you can come and tell me to talk to my brother?”
“Not that kind of stalking. We just happened to find you here and…”
“And what? Why don’t you go and talk with him alone and not get me involved in this? WHY ARE YOU BEING A COWARD AND NOT GO TO HIM YOURSELF? I’M FUCKING TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOU BEGGING ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHEN YOU SHOULD’VE USED ALL THOSE TIMES TO GO TALK TO DOM!!?!”
The three guys stepped away as Lily pushed them out of the way and Jordan almost jumped to bite them but she pulled him off and went home, being so angry about it.
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“You’re going home alone again, Lily?” Dom asked her as he was waiting by his bike with his friends ready to go train. He wanted to see his baby sister get out of school so that he could go train with a relaxed mind. 
“Yeah. You go and train now after I told Dad about it?” She smirked as Dom’s face turned sour after being scolded by his dad through the phone during his break time.
He laid his hand on Lily’s shoulder, “You know you don’t have to tell Dad what I did or didn’t do, Lily.”
“But I got money out of this, anyway. So, no.”
“WHAT?!?”
“Anyway, I have to go now. See ya at home, big brother!” Lily made a big heart over her head and hopped off the school ground, walking the opposite way to somewhere.
“WAIT!! WHAT!! DID YOU JUST SAY YOU MAKE MONEY OUT OF SNITCHING TO DAD!? LILY!! KANG NALI!!”
“Dom, calm down.” Minu and June tried to calm the guy down and it seemed to be ineffective.
“CALM DOWN!? HOW AM I CALMING DOWN WHEN MY TWIN SISTER SNITCHED ON ME TO GET SOME MONEY?!? KANG NALI, YOU COME BACK HERE!”
She heard her brother yell out as she hopped around excitedly. With the money that her dad sent to her this afternoon, she had the opportunity to go somewhere and buy something for someone she liked. It was laughable to see that the daughter of a gang leader had a crush on someone that could be considered to be an enemy to the gang because he beat up her brother. 
And if Dom were to know about her crush on the person who had a fight with him, he wouldn’t stay still and would cause something between the two of them. It was only a matter of time until Dom would find out about his baby sister’s immense feeling for the underground fighter. 
Lily walked close to where she would see the guy and his team hanging around and as she turned the corner at the convenient store, she finally saw them, especially the guy that she had a huge crush on.
Joker of the Sabbath Team.
“Hey! Where have you been off this whole day?” Lily asked as she walked up to them, seeing that Wooin gave half of the money to Joker and the latter counted the money. She then walked closer to stand next to Joker who hadn’t noticed her yet.
“Oh, Lily. Didn’t see ya there, princess.” Wooin uttered as he gazed at Lily with the usual smile on his face, pulling a candy out from his pocket to give to her. She accepted it because the only thing that could actually connect her and Wooin together other than the adrenaline rush was candies. It was the thing that tied them to tolerate each other.
Wooin continued, “School's done for today?”
“Yeah, what about you guys? Done with your errands?”
This remark made Wooin smirked at Lily; it’s becoming clearer to him that she knew what he and his team were doing. It had become apparent for him to start getting really, really close to her so that he could get a job with her dad. 
He had a purpose and by engaging with the daughter of a gang leader would benefit him in the long term. He then had his arm around Lily’s shoulder, getting real close to her when she wasn’t really paying much attention to him but to only Joker. “So, your dad…Does he need any errand completed for him?”
“No, all the errands are being done by his gang. I don’t think he needs your help but thanks for asking, Wooin.”
“I’m going home.” Joker uttered as he turned back, not even looking or speaking to Lily once.
Lily saw this and became quite sad that he didn’t pay much attention to her. And while Lily was feeling sad about it, Wooin exclaimed to Joker, “Dude, we’re going to some barbecue and you decided to dip out?”
“I gotta make food for my younger brothers.”
Without saying anything else, he walked off to his house probably as Lily watched him walking away without saying anything to her. She felt all kinds of emotions right now and Wooin cursed under his breath but she didn’t really care about him; her crush wasn’t him, Joker was her crush.
“I’m going home too.” Lily uttered as she walked away from Wooin when he was quick to grab her wrist.
“Hold on, you’re not going home so fast.” He said, pulling the money out of his pocket. “We’re going to barbecue together.”
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“You want to get with Joker so bad, don’t you?” Wooin asked, sipping on his coke while his hands were busy with grilling the meat.
“How do you know?”
“Everyone knows among us, even Joker knows that himself.” 
Lily, after hearing that, accidentally swallowed water into the wrong hole which caused her to cough until she got a red face. “What?!”
“You thought he wouldn’t get the hint, didn’t you? The tall idiot sees and hears everything; it’s just that he doesn’t talk that much. He keeps a lot to himself so if he were to talk about you crushing on him, that would be just a dream.”
“Oh god…How am I going to face him now?”
Wooin chuckled, “Just let it go with the flow. Everything will be fine.”
“How would you know that?”
Without saying anything else, Wooin just smirked as he plopped a piece of meat into his mouth.
εїз Home; Dinner Time εїз
“Dad, listen to me. Lily didn’t mean what she said when she told you about me not training with the team. She’s obviously lying to get money out of you.” Dom tried to talk to their dad as they were having their dinner together after not having one for a very long time. Pulling all types of faces to convince their dad, Dom kinda gave up along the way because it looked like their dad was really paying much attention to the subject.
“Lily, you’re not having a second?” Their dad asked.
She shook her head, “No, I’m full. Thanks, Dad.” She then turned to face Dom and made a mocking expression, “Enjoy your dinner with Dad, big brother!” and hopped to her bedroom excitedly.
As Lily finally arrived at her bedroom, she immediately locked the door as she didn’t want Dom to come in and sleep in her room again this time. She had something to say to Joker and she didn’t want her brother to know about this or he might go and finish his business with Joker. After all, no brothers would want their sisters to date someone whom they had issues with. Especially guys like Joker who Dom tried to warn Lily a lot.
She grabbed her phone and immediately went to text Joker whom she was fortunate enough to get directly from. She wanted to know if he did know about her crushing on him. She needed to hear it from him instead and not from Wooin who could be saying anything because he wanted to tease her about this.
Hi! I’m not bothering you right now, am I?
Read 8:48pm
Yeah, Joker wasn’t the type to text someone back. He was more keen on talking instead of texting. She knew that but she didn’t want other ears to hear what she was going to say anyway.
Sorry, didn’t mean to bother you. Good night.
Uhh, stupid Lily! Why would you go and text him when you know he won’t answer back? Lily cursed herself as she put down her phone and slipped herself under the cover. She was shaken inside as the consequence of her action finally caught up to her. Why would she go and text Joker? What, trying to get him to tell her that he knows she was having a crush on him?
This was so stupid; why would you do that, Lily Kang?!!
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Lily turned to her side and picked the phone up and widened her eyes before getting up and clearing her throat. She swiped to answer and put the phone close to her ears.
“Hello, Joker.”
“Sorry, I was busy putting my brothers to sleep. What do you want to talk about?” His voice was very enticing; it could literally put her to sleep if he continued to talk like this on the phone with her. 
Then, she came back from reality and started speaking straight to the point as she knew Joker didn’t like it if someone wasted his time by not getting to the point. “Wooin told me that you knew that I like you more than friends.”
“Hmm..”
“Did you? I mean it’s cool that you know, y’know? It’s probably whatever, anyway. You probably don’t have the time to think about getting into a relationship with anyone right now. So, hahah.” Lily rambled on and Joker just kept listening to her talking when his mouth curved up into a smile at her rambling.
“So, uhh. What are you up to now?” She changed the subject as she felt embarrassed after rambling on about her crush on him. She could feel her cheeks burning up after indirectly confessing to him on the phone and whatnot. 
“I’d like to try going on a date with you.”
“Oohh, a date.. That’s what you're up to.” She smiled before the realization started to hit her. “Wait, a date with me?!?”
“Yeah, Wooin told me to get together with you so that I could learn a thing or two from you.”
“Wait, Wooin told you to do that?” That fucking asshole, I swear I will beat his ass when I see him. Lily thought to herself as she heard Joker respond.
“Not that it was an obligation to get with you. He just threw that sentence out just for fun and I picked it up and acted on it. Besides, you were trying so hard to get my attention.”
Then she heard a small chuckle coming from him and she swore she could float to the sky. Must be god’s gift to finally hear him chuckle, even if it was just a small one, it was enough to make her heart skip a beat. But, hey, did he just take a jab at her trying to get his attention all these times?
“Hey, I did that because I wanted you to notice me. Even this evening, I stood next to you but you didn’t notice me. Only Wooin noticed me and gave me candy.” She retorted as she heard him sigh through the phone.
“Sorry about that. I was thinking about my brothers so I wasn’t paying any attention to my surroundings.”
“So, uhh. When is your next fight? I want to come and support you.” She questioned, pulling a move that her brother taught her so many times and those many times, she ignored it because it sounded so stupid to her and now look at her, she used that technique to be with Joker all the time.
“It’s two days from now. If you wanna come, I’ll tell the guys in the front to let you in.”
“Great!! I want to. Just text me the location and I’ll be at your every fight!”
“Hmm…” He hummed and before the two of them hung up, Joker had one last thing to tell her. “Lily, let’s go on a date tomorrow. I’ll pick you up at your school if you want.”
Lily genuinely smiled and uttered calmly which put his heart on a treadmill. “Alright, I’ll text you my school’s location. See you tomorrow.”
“Alright, bye. Good night.”
She smiled widely at his words, “Good night.”
Bidding each other goodnight, Joker went to bed with a smile on his face for the first time in a long time while Lily was screaming in excitement under her blanket so loud that Dom ran to check on her.
“BABY SISTER!! WHAT HAPPENS?? IS SOMEONE INSIDE OF YOUR ROOM AND TRYING TO ATTACK YOU?”
Lily heard that outside of her room and then Dom shouted for someone to get a spare key from Dad’s room. “Get me the spare key; My baby sister is getting attacked!!” 
“STAY AWAY FROM MY ROOM!! I’M DOING OK AND THERE’S NO ONE IN HERE WITH ME!!”
“GET ME THE FUCKING KEY!!”
“STAY AWAY!!!!”
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As on Joker’s side, he was still looking at his screen that showed Lily’s number. If it was one thing that got him to be able to smile even if it was just a small one, it was Lily and it was enough to get him to smile. For someone like him who was considered the freak and the money-chasing asshole, he never thought to have someone like him and bypass all of his negative traits. And for someone like Lily who was a level higher than him, he felt like he was blessed to have her like him. 
As for the date thing, of course, Wooin told him to get close to Lily and date her but Joker didn’t do that because he wanted something benefiting them. He really wanted to have a relationship and Lily was the one that he wanted to get with. Maybe he could try to learn how to read people’s moods from Lily.
“Date Lily and maybe you could get her to tell her brother that you want to have a talk with him.” Wooin uttered as he stood next to the tall guy, looking elsewhere.
“Her brother’s Dom?”
“Yeah and they’re twins. Everytime you look at Lily’s face, you would see her brother’s face too.”
Joker scoffed as he pushed his phone into his pocket, “Me dating her would be a real thing and not for our benefits. It’s mine.”
“Yeah, whatever you say, man. She’s gonna beat my ass when she sees me tomorrow or something. Aish, why would you say that I told you to get together with her?” 
Saying that, Wooin walked to step on one of the guys that ambushed them as Joker slightly smiled at the thought of him going to pick Lily up from school before he went on to fight some more. 
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Walking down the hallway with her brother’s arm around her shoulders, Lily was feeling pumped up as she was excited for the later day. It was the usual scene for students to see upon seeing the twins walking down the hallway and being super close to one another; the one thing that was quite unusual for them to see was that Lily and Dom didn’t come to school together and walk down the hallway with their arms around their shoulders. That was the only unusual thing to see the Kangs being like this.
“What’re you gonna do if your score doesn’t reflect well on your report card?” Lily asked, looking at her phone while Dom turned upset about his report card last month.
“I don’t even want to know what I’m gonna do. My dream of making music would look dark to me.”
“You just gotta have Yuna around you all the time to encourage you to learn, brother. I’m not gonna help you all the time when you don’t even want my help.”
Dom groaned, “Yeah, but what can you say about my character? I don’t want to study so…”
“Then say goodbye to your music-making career.” She stuck her tongue out at Dom and walked into their classroom, taking a seat next to each other.
“Morning, Lily!! Did you get my Kakao this morning?” Shelly came into the classroom and shouted for Lily as she waved her hand at the latter.
Lily then winked, “Do you really wanna do this, Shelly? Would he get so embarrassed to not want to come to class?”
“LILY!!”
“Kidding… Ooh, Jay.” Lily had her hand out for Jay to drop something and Jay grumbled under his breath as he took his notebook from yesterday’s lesson and gave it to Lily.
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Lily got up as the bell rang across the school when her brother, Dom, asked her. “Where are you going? I thought we’re going to get something to eat with the team.”
“I’ll be back soon. I need to go somewhere.”
“Where… Lily?” Dom watched his sister walk out of the classroom, making a beeline for something.
“Where’s she going?” Minu walked to Dom’s chair, asking about Lily since they were both needed to complete an assignment with his older twin sister, Yuna.
“She wouldn’t tell me, dude. We’re just gonna have to wait for her at our usual spot.”
Lily walked down to find Aria as she had something to tell her since the last incident Aria had with Jay and Lily didn’t want Aria to feel sad that her crush on Jay wasn’t going as well as she wanted to. She needed to console the poor girl–
“Without any pain, you wouldn’t get the gain. You need to persist more. No pain, no gain.” Lily heard someone talking behind the wall to the stairs to another floor.
“Sure, I’ll keep fighting for the love I have for Jay.” Then she heard Aria’s voice so clearly and without a doubt, she ran to see Aria and saw that she was with this Owen guy who was infatuated with Shelly.
Upon seeing him, Lily groaned. “Uhh, it’s you.”
“You got a problem with me?”
“Very much indeed.”
“Well, that’s unfortunate because I don’t interact with those who aren’t in my field of interest.” Owen retorted and Lily took another jab at him.
“Neither do I but here we are.” Then Lily paid no more attention to Owen and grabbed Aria’s wrist, trying to pull her away from him. “Let’s go, Aria. You’re not gonna get any good from this guy.”
“You aren’t going anywhere with her. I still have something more with her.” Owen tried to stop Lily by grabbing Aria’s other wrist.
“With what? Encourage her to be persistent with her crushing on Jay or something else? Because I doubt you would have any good ideas.”
Owen scowled, “Did you just insult my intelligence?”
“When did I ever do that?”
“They look like they are fighting for Aria. Why is Aria in the middle of them arguing? Do you get what they are talking about?”
Lily and Aria heard the students’ talking about the scene in front of them but for Lily, she didn’t give a damn about it and continued on.
“You think by pushing this phrase No pain, No gain is gonna help her when clearly everyone could see the opposite of it.”
“There’s nothing wrong with giving her the motivation to get what she wants. I want Shelly and she wants Jay.”
“You sound like an obsessed freak. You gotta stop. This isn’t good for your mental health.”
He frowned, “Me? An obsessed freak?”
“Yes, do you need Shelly to say it to you for you to realize the reality? She loves someone else and not you. Geez, this idiot.” Lily spoke Korean in the last sentence because she was frustrated with this guy.
“Did you just call me an idiot in Korean?” Owen asked her as the sentence that she pronounced made sense to him.
“Oh, you do understand that? I thought you didn’t because it seemed to me that you don’t have the brain to realize the reality.”
“You!” 
“Let’s go, Aria. You don’t need to take his words into account. Everything this guy said was just rubbish.” Lily told Aria as she was finally able to pull her out of the situation and she didn’t notice the glare from Owen. 
This guy wouldn’t hold grudges but for this girl, Lily, he held grudges against her.
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After the bell finally rang as the signal for students to go home, the teacher teaching in the Hummingbird Crew’s (except Vinny) classroom still had a lot more to tell the students.
“Before you go home, I want you to fully focus on the group assignment that I put last week. Don’t forget that and the exam test will be here sooner than later so be paranoid about it.” 
After he said that, all the students groaned in their seats because when they wanted a free time to relax, the teacher had to tell them the bad news to drop that relaxing thought.
Then Dom turned to his sister with the puppy eyes he could garner, “Baby sister… Help me with the upcoming exam.”
Without looking at him, Lily denied. “No.”
“Oh, c’mon. I’ll pay you 150,000 won an hour.”
“200,000 won an hour.”
“That’s a deal.” Dom then grabbed his sister’s hand and shook it to seal the deal. 
That was also the usual sibling’s interaction, using money as a way to make a deal with the closest people. People started to get used to that already.
Then she suddenly stood up as the excitement of going out on a date with her crush bubbled up inside of her so Lily went out of the classroom in a hurry while her brother and her friends were shouting for her but she paid no heed to it and ran for the front gate.
Dom and his friends, on the other hand, went to the window and tried to find Lily among the students who got out of school and finally saw Lily rushing to the outside of the school gate with a huge smile on her face which got Dom to be curious about it. 
“What made her smile like that?”
Then Shelly went to the window, standing near him. “Maybe she finally got a boyfriend?”
“WHAT?!?”
“I mean it can be possible. Seeing how her smile stretches itself almost to her ears could mean several things and one of them is her boyfriend.”
“If my baby sister has a boyfriend, she would tell dad and me and not keep it a secret to herself, Shelly. I know my sister well.” Dom uttered as his eyes landed on Lily who unconsciously looked over to the window of her classroom and they both met eyes until Dom saw that his sister was sticking her tongue out at him.
“Why,,,she,,. This girl! I’m coming down to beat your ass, Lily!!” He shouted as soon as his hand unlatched the lock on the window and scared the hell out of the students who walked through the gate.
“Dom, no!” Shelly and Minu each grabbed Dom’s arms while Jay was ready with his book swinging at Dom.
It was like a miracle for Jay to join in with the shenanigans with the team so whenever Dom tried to stop Lily from doing anything, the gang was ready to stop him at all costs.
Lily went to the corner of the school as she saw a tall figure out of the normal height of all students there so she ran up to the guy that she always had her eyes on. The moment was very monumental for her so the fact that Joker picked her up from school to go on a date with him was like a dream come true for Lily. She had achieved one of her ultimate goals; now she has got to hide this thing from her brother especially because she didn’t think he would appreciate seeing his sister dating the enemy(?).
When she finally arrived at the place where Joker waited for her, it was behind a big tree at the corner of the school wall and this spot was the best to hide from her brother’s eagle eyes. Didn’t want him to see who she’s going with.
“Hi!” She exclaimed as the moment had finally arrived. “Shall we go now?”
Joker waved his hand, nodding and offering to hold Lily’s hand. “Sure. I found a place that would suit your taste.”
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To be continued [if this goes well]
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darkx-the-dragon-kn1ght · 3 months ago
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Chapter 35- Part 19
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Is this doing anything? I mean I can see it's changing the rail connections, but- for what purpose?
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Well isn't that appropriate. 
I see the group gathered again, and…oh dear, there's a blockage. Uh- Cain? Any insight?
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Ah…I see, this is still happening. Not surprising though, given what's happened to her.
I wonder…what would have happened if we'd said “Yes” to Connal? I mean, I'm sure we would have fought him, but I’m talking about besides that. Would Sirius have done something to Anna while we were distracted with Connal? Or would it have been better to free Heather from Connal right away instead of making her wait longer? Then again, I guess if we didn't go up to Sirius' office, we wouldn't have learned about Anna and Noel’s father, and we wouldn't have blown up Sirius at the end there. So thinking about it like that, maybe saying “No” was the better option…?
And yet…I don't know. I just don't feel as satisfied as I thought I would, coming out of that. Maybe I'm still kinda salty about not being able to beat up both Connal and Sirius, maybe I'm upset about not being able to get the Ruby Ring or the Amethyst Pendant back despite everything, or maybe…maybe it's some gut instinct telling me “No” was the wrong choice in actuality. I haven't felt like…this before while playing this game, even after something like the Pyrous Mountain incident. And that's what concerns me…
Now, going back to a narrative for this- while I'm feeling all kinds of mixed in the gut, Xera herself in-universe probably…is not. I mean sure, Team Meteor still having the ring and the pendant isn't good, I'm sure she's not satisfied with Connal getting away scot-free without a fight, and Heather still being catatonic isn't good either, but even so? I think she's just grateful that something finally went about as right as it could've. No allies getting badly injured or killed this time, Heather and the other kids are out of Team Meteor's clutches…sure, the gems are still gone, but those can probably (hopefully) be stolen back at some point. The kids (most importantly Heather) are more or less safe again, there's now potential for Heather to properly recover…those are the most important things, and I think that's enough for Xera right now. 
Anyways, speaking of the others…they're still here to talk to! Like Shelly, let's start with her!
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No need to remind me, I already talked about that just a few screenshots ago-
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Oooh, is that what those switches are for? We're gonna need to make a path for the train to get to the rubble? Well sign me up for a surprise puzzle after a stressful battle!
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blackwood-library · 5 months ago
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Night Of: 7/7/24
Dream Type: Lucid
Subject: Confession, Michael Shelly, Jon Sims, Tim Stoker
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I am sitting on my couch, comfortable in my new apartment with my fiancé and our friend. The three of us have just had a very long, very intense talk. We have been smoking since it ended.
Jon is sitting on the floor in front of me with his head in my lap. He holds a glass bong in both of his small hands. He’s never used one before until tonight. He coughs every time he takes a hit. He’s pathetic. I want to tell him so.
He passes the glass to Tim, and my finger curl gently into his hair once he settles again. Tim looks distant, and tired. I’ll get him to sleep soon- won’t take long for him to doze off.
Michael will be here soon. It’s best Tim doesn’t hear what I am going to tell him. I’ve already told Tim a little bit, but I don’t know how much he believed me.
By the time I hear Michael’s key to my apartment in the door, I’ve tucked Tim gently under a blanket after lifting him up onto the couch. I look over as my Michael enters, and I smile at him.
I usher my Jon into the kitchen, motioning for Michael to follow. He does. I get the promised sweets for Mikey, make myself coffee, and I sit at the table.
I don’t get into everything immediately. Jon is watching me intently in the way I know means he’s eager.
“I need you to know what you’re in for with me. I need you to know everything.” I say.
Michael looks confused- he looks like he’s going to ask me to stop trying to scare him off.
“I’m a serial killer.” I say. “I’ve taken five lives.”
Michael stares at me, so I explain. I tell him about the priest when I was young, the man I led in front of a speeding car at night, the man I killed with a broken bottle, my boss, the stranger on the train platform.
Michael asks me for my pen.
I give it to him.
We smoke. And we smoke. And we smoke.
I wake up.
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penhive · 7 months ago
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A Spy Story
Borges pen is a spy in an enemy territory. He checks out from the hotel Aphrodite.  He watches a bird dancing in the sky deliriously and fashionably. He rummages his wallet and finds a 5 cent coin and a Jungian mandala. A bird shits from the sky making a plop sound. He is furtive and looks backwards and forwards to see if he is being followed. Soon he arrives at the railway station and boards a train to unknown destination. The carriage is filled with sad and gloomy people. Soon he alights from the station and goes to the house of Prof. Umberto Eco who greets him cordially. The house is a labyrinth, a maze with gardens leading to nowhere. Borges Pen asks him to write in Chinese calligraphy and he offers him a postcard. He willingly does it and Borges admires the style of writing. Then they start talking about Metaphysics. Is God dead or not? God has been expunged with Nietzsche killing God. Then they discuss the occult significance of the labyrinth. The labyrinth is structure built in Greece to imprison the Minotaur. Now the labyrinth has become a world of ideas. The labyrinth is a mysterious enigma.  Their then thoughts drift James Joyce and his streams of consciousness. Then again they talk about romanticism about Shelly, Keats and Wordsworth. Romanticism is a symbolic edification, a life to live in the extremes of passion. Then they discuss Kafka and the metamorphosis and they discuss the wounded and traumatized soul of Kafka. Again they define existentialism in an adage: life is the celebration of meaning. Then they talk about T S Eliot’s Waste Land and they mention it as decadence of society. Then they discuss Dali and surrealism. What do the melting clocks symbolize? Can they be time in the streams of consciousness? What about the embryo? Does it show an oedipal conflict?  Then they discuss Rodin the Thinker. The thinker with clenched fists and frown on his face portrays the age of reason and rationality. Then to the surprise of Borges: Umberto Eco opens a drawer and takes out a revolver and says: I knew that he was a spy all along and he took is life as  a risk for the love of literature. He shoots him on the head.
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cassedyevihtt · 1 year ago
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The secret's that you keep
Vanessa x Mike fnaf movie fanfic (slowburn romance, wholesome)
The time between when they meet and when Vanessa tells Mike who she is and who the killer is is much farther apart. Which means they have a lot more time to get to know each other.
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Part 2 of 8: "He'd have no chance"
Yesterday, Vanessa was at Mike's doorstep. The restaurant had been crashed by some people. A break in. His responsabilety, even though it was in the middle of the day that it happened. Her lips had been tight like a straight line. Disappointed. She'd wondered what the fuck he'd been up to. How could he forget to lock up the place?
The only time she smiled was when she saw Abbie. Mike's little sister. There'd been a hidden dread there. Behind her smile she seemed scared- of what? For the kid perhaps?
They'd walked to a river. Mike told her about his brother. How he got kidnapped. Thats why Mike lost his last job, and thats why he sleeps at his current job. That is also why he struggles to make ends meet. She listens and she understands. "I've seen crazy, and this isn't it" that's what she'd said. She threw his medicine in the river after that. The proof of why he could've forgotten to lock the old restaurant. They talked about that on the way back. He appreciated it but maybe think a bit more about the environment next time as what she was littering. She laughed at this.
Nowadays she helps him with abby. One time he wanted to ask her if she could babysit abbie that day she didn't answer. He was unable to get ahold of her over the phone so he went to the policestation.
Mike walks up to the counter, a guy with an impressive mustache looks up from his papers. "Um i am looking for Vanessa shelly." Mike itches the back of his head
"And? What do you want with her?" The guy mumbles a bit grumply. "Well I'm her friend and she didnt pick up her phone all day so i just wonder if she is okay or if any of you know anything?" Mike catches himself fiddling with his hoodie. "Ah yeah well, friend? Alright, she is down in the basement doing some training." As he explains a new officer goes behind the counter. "I was headin' down there for mah lunch anyway so i could show you, but ya can't disturb 'em" he gets out of his chair and takes a box of food with him. "Great, yes alright" Mike nods and follows along.
As they walk down to the basement the walls go from wood to concrete. The noises of people talking goes over to shots being fired. The guy gives Mike a headset to protect his ears. He sits down on a chair and eats his food. Mike looks at the long shooting ground in front of him. The policepeople shoot strategically and with concideration of one another's positions. Among them Mike spots Vanessa's blond hair. How long has she been practicing like this? He'd tried to call her all day. Mike places himself so she can see her face too, her profile. Her green eyes are determined. Focused. She fires a shot. He looks at where it lands. In the middle! He looks back at her face. She fires the next. Almost in the middle. And she continues like that. Mike can't help but stare. Study how she stands, how her arms move and tense up as she fires. Sometimes she grits her teeth. Her and the other police people all unload their guns and take 30 pushups before they run back and load their guns again. Truly training. They continue with this for 30 minutes. Vanessa finally spots Mike. He is sitting in a chair now after the guy with the beard left. She grabs a towell and slings it over her shoulder, dries her face. "What are you doing here?" She mumbles in her towell. She puts it down and looks at Mike. Mike stands up. "Yeah, no you didn't answer your phone all day so I wondered what was going on"
"Hm" she nods lightely. "What did you want then?"
"Would you be able to babysit abbie? She likes you more than our aunt"
"Hahaha well i would hope that. I might have time yes" she sighs with a smile.
"Alright! Um are you hungry? I promised Abbie pizza today"
"Sure yes, pizza sounds good" she answers as if she'd forgotten hunger was a thing.
An hour later they're in Mike's drive way. Vanessa is driving behind Mike in her police car. Mike has a pizza on the seat beside him. It somehow reminds him of Freddy's how was that pizza like? Better? Worse than this one maybe? Mike looks ahead in the mirror. Vanessa stops her car behind Mike's. Mike thinks back to the shooting hall. She was so confident. As if she was lost in 'the zone'. As Mike grabs the pizza and walks out he finds himself thinking a silent prayer. May this lady never be an enemy of his.
He'd have no chance.
Abbie, Vanessa and Mike sit around the table. Abbie shows Vanessa her latest drawing and happily eats her slices of pizza. Later, in the evening, Abbie takes slices of pizza to her room to share with her 'friends'. Mike sighs and let's her go. "She is a bit of a sunshine isn't she?" Vanessa chuckles.
"Yes well, she's all yours" mike stands up and gets ready for his night shift. "Sure, than you".
Mike nods and opens the door. "And mike?"
"Hm?"
"Stay out of trouble".
"Ofcource" his breath turns to a small cloud of fog in the cold evening air. Winter was on its way. He closes the door and Vanessa heads to abbie's room.
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shelli-gator · 2 years ago
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Theory that there is a stray cat that lives in the yards at Tidmouth Sheds and it's very fond of the engines. The cat is simply called Cat, as named by the engines.
Here are some completely unedited, totally legit pictures to support my theory of Cat's existence.
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If anyone asked the engines, they would tell you Cat is a noble, but incredibly useless creature. Cat is a brown cat, nimble and swift of paw, and likes to rub against their faces sometimes, which makes Cat vibrate and rumble in a decidedly pleasant way. No matter how they argue about who should get to sleep with Cat, only Cat will choose who it will sleep with on any given night.
Every engine is convinced they are Cat's favourite engine.
There are no questions as to Cat's gender. Cat is simply a brown cat. A request for a more detailed description will get you a brown cat with black stripes.
Cat's favorite sleeping spot is either in the cab, in the cradles and crevices of sandboxes, or on the running board beneath an engine's chin. Cat makes some engines sneeze when it sleeps there. Gordon sneezes the most.
Sometimes the engines will catch Cat lying in the sun. Cat is a very lazy animal indeed and cannot be roused to do anything, but Edward proposes Cat keeps the yard clear of rats. This is only hearsay and rumor until anyone actually sees Cat catch anything.
One thing they can all agree on is Cat is unlike any other cat out there.
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afterthegreatunknown · 1 year ago
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random moment in mrs. quagmire’s life (before she was mrs. quagmire):
q’s cousin ernest recently told joan that she’s an envious person. joan has no idea why he would bring it up suddenly and randomly. besides, being envious implies joan has the desire to have possession of something she doesn’t have, like an item or a person. being envious implies joan is resentful and bitter towards the person who has what she desires to have possession of.
(”maybe you’re thinking of jealous, ernest,” said joan, taking a small bite of her blueberry muffin. “even then, you’re wrong. i’m not the jealous sorts.”)
but as joan sits down on the wet park bench, joan rethinks on what ernest said. as joan picks up the bottle of brandy besides her that jacques likes and always asked for at meetings and after dinner conversations, she thinks of ernest’s words. ernest’s truthful words that shot through joan’s heart in a way she didn’t think possible.
(”i’m not thinking of jealous, joan,” replied ernest, setting down the coffee cup. “if i thought you were the jealous type, i wouldn’t be having this conversation with you right now to avoid your ire.”)
joan thinks of the day she and jacques got to know each other better. it was their fifth mission together. the mission required them to not communicate with one another, unless it was in code. yet jacques one day talked to her. they spoke to one another not as volunteers, but as two people who bonded on the fact they weren’t hallucinating an english dub of a japanese animation about a vehicle name mach five, and its owner with a punny name.
(“the only ire you get from me is whenever you borrowed something of mine without permission,” asked joan, setting the muffin down. “speaking of borrowing, why do you need my ice axe? you don’t know how to use an ice axe. so you asking for one is quite odd.”)
since then, joan and jacques began talking to one another outside of missions. they hung out with one another, and not as volunteers. in fact, the two were supposed to hang out together today, for a belated birthday party at the agatha shelly’s bowling alley. jacques had missed out on her (and her sisters) birthday on account of a delay train due to a cow and tractor. jacques promised her they would celebrate later, on this date.
(ernest gave her an almost apologetic expression. his eyes, his smile... it’s like he was sorry for something. “i’m not at liberty to tell you. at least not now. all you need to know it’s for a mission i was told of rather recently. i’m not partaking in the mission, so i’m not asking for your ice axe for myself. i’m asking on someone’s else behalf who can’t ask you for...reasons.”)
joan never once had feelings of resentment and bitterness towards miss baudelaire and bertrand b, and r, and jacques own sister and little brother. joan doesn’t think ill to those jacques are close with. they are all wonderful, intelligent people who joan thinks only of in a positive matter of, even if she doesn’t know them as well as she could know them, or knows them far better than she would like too.
(“alright then. can i guess who? it is baudelaire? oh, it is baudelaire, isn’t it! she’s the only one that isn’t my sisters, me, and jacques who likes that particular model of ice axe! we been for friends for years now! does she still think me intimating when it comes to asking me things?”
“it’s associates. you been a volunteer long enough to know this, joan.”)
but joan can’t help feel resentful and bitter towards them right now.
as joan brings the brandy bottle to her lips, she looks upward at the grey clouds still lingering around. joan couldn’t help but hope it rains again. she wants people to think she was soak in the rain for far too long, instead of crying over something she never had to begin with.
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l-pandamatic-l · 2 years ago
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Young Sheldon OC introduction. ( Don't judge me. I have Asperger's and relate highly to Sheldon's character )
It was a typical Sunday morning. I was woken up by the complaints of my little brother as momma shook him awake, leaving me to drag myself sluggishly out of my own bed.
I pulled on my usual Sunday dress, a light purple with little lace ruffles around the bell-shaped sleeves. Then, my Mary Janes and my typical piggy-tails were next. My favourite bows dawned the top of each one.
My family, after clambering into the crowded minivan, scrambled into the church, momma finding her friends to gossip as they stood outside, my dad finding a pew near Mr. Vince and his buddies. My brother was dropped off at the kids section and I was left alone, next to the Coopers. Again. They had been the talk of the town lately. Georgie apparently knocked up some older girl. It was insane the things people 'round here said about the Coopers because of it. I kinda felt bad.
I turn to see Sheldon. He lived a few houses down from me. I hang around his grandma's video store pretty often. Especially since Missy comes around sometimes. She's in my class with me at school and we hang out a lot. She constantly complains that I'm too much like her brother. Mainly because I watch the shows he does too. Things like Star-Trek, or StarWars. Yoda is my favourite character. Either him or Han Solo, I always liked the rebellious ones.
Missy says 'hi' but she's alot more quiet than usual. Really skittish, too. Must be the rumours that've been flying around. I smile and say 'hi', giving her a hug before I hear my momma gasp, pulling me out of the seat and away from the Coopers. I roll my eyes and follow her, unfortunately sitting across from my friends.
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Sheldon's outburst surprised the church, and everyone inside it was silent for the rest of the sermon. I went home, his words curling around my head, momma's too. Everything he said made so much sense. Why did we preach about loving everyone no matter the circumstances but treat the Coopers this way?
I glanced at Momma and frowned. She was such a hypocrite. I spent the rest of that day locked up in my room, reading through my bible. It didn't make any sense to me anymore. I couldn't figure out specifically why, though. Like everything I'd known was suddenly just some story in some old book.
I had to get help. I knew just where to go, too.
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I knocked on the Coopers' door. Mrs. Cooper opened it with her usual smile, eyes slightly red, either from anger or crying. I didn't want to find out.
"Is... Is Sheldon here?" I asked, cheeks pink. It must've been awkward,. showing up like this after all that happened yesterday.
"Shelly," Mrs. Cooper called through the house, "That nice girl from down the street's here to see you!"
She welcomed me inside and I was met with a begrudging Sheldon walking down the hall, a look of surprise on his face when he saw me.
"Oh, hello, Maggie." He said, monotone voice ringing through the empty living room.
"Hey, Sheldon. I uh... I need some help." I say, pulling out my bible, "With this. I thought about what you said on Sunday. And I think you have a point. I'm confused. And I need your... sciencey things explained to help."
His face lit up and suddenly I was whisked away to his room, filled with trains and Professor Proton posters, missing the way his mother leaned over to her husband and said,
"Oh George, he's got a friend. Maybe there still are some good people at church."
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cursezoroark · 1 month ago
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ok. Something is somewhat cemented about Mercury. I was rlly having trouble about their personality.
Beginning notes were
- has a good read on what people want to hear, uses this to their advantage.
- being honest is not a strong trait.
- Very self conscious about their own image
- Was kicked to Reborn City after an incident and is determined to do anything to claw their position up again.
- yes this means even kicking themselves into more dirt. They can and will curry favor with anyone and anything that serves benefit.
- Very Strange about the nature of Pokemon. Has an early degree in Pokemon behavior and environmentalism (obtained at a young age)
And the notes so far (Post-Laura gets kidnapped)
- Despises Corey for dumping them with another responsibility. (They couldn’t rlly ignore a dying wish.)
- Dr. Sigmund is Aware of what incident caused Mercury to get to Reborn City. Because of this Mercury was little problem kicking him to a curb.
- Is as fascinated as despising Fern. Very Gleeful everytime he kicks him down a notch and sees him flail around with Ego laced excuses. Yet, they act innocent otherwise.
- They feel sympathy for Cain, but not much guidance or help. Not talking is probably the kindest thing they could do.
- Speaking of which, the flirtations are so easily reflected off of Mercury, they kind of recognized it as false from the first three meetings. (Besides, they have high standards.)
- Gets along rlly well w Bennett and Shelly. Particularly because they also adore Bug pokemon.
specific Pokemon Notes:
- Turnip the Decidueye: Starter, abnormally quiet, but hides a very Shy personality. Mercury cares for him in the efforts to not let Reborn City’s environment harm his health.
- Clementine the Cinccino: Has a torn ear via Previous Owners’ negligence. Very Sweet, and Mercury dotes on her. They do Haircare together!
- Dynamite the Ampharos: Skittish, but trying to be brave. They’re very brave about being here. They totally didn’t short circuit a building before. promise.
- Corkscrew the Sharpedo: A present from the Aqua Gang, which Mercury decided to befriend while running from Sigmund. (Didn’t help much in the end.) Very affectionate shark who adores Mercury to bits. Which includes chewing on her. Mercury is trying to train him out of it.
- Lula the Kricketune: Picked up via Shelly’s request, but enjoys battling the least. Usually just a set upper. Mercury is fine with this, and just enjoys studying her. He brings her out to Calm Shelly if she gets too anxious.
In terms of battle skills, Mercury is just a bit lower than Mona, which is saying a lot.
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filmfirecr4cker · 1 year ago
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PART 2!!
here are my notes for episodes 2 and 3.
episode 2:
“some ideas are destructive and some are constructive. some ideas arrive in the form of a dream. i can say it again: some ideas arrive in the form of a dream.” 
jerry is a character thats for sure 
one-eyed jack’s seems to be some sort of brothel? and benjamin said that there is a new girl there “freshly scented from the perfume counter”
this ties back to ronette pulaski bc she worked at the perfume counter at the horne’s department store. is there some kind of sex-work scheme happening here with the girls at the perfume counter and one-eyed jack’s?
it should make sense bc we already saw ronette in the skin world mag so maybe
that being said, this new girl is probably underage too considering ronette is too which is super fucking gross 
donna also comes from a religious family 
i will say that the girls at one-eyed jack’s are dressed super cunty
yeah dude this new girl looks barely twenty if that godddddd  
benjamin is most likely having relations with a girl his daughter’s age dude wtf 
COOP IS HERE WITH HIS NEW WHISTLE HE MADE 
hmm okay so ronette had recently quit her job at the perfume counter.. i wonder is this has something to do with how she ended up 
audrey left coop a clueeeeee
there’s another person in the woods!! uh oh- maybe it’s dr. jacoby again???
“laura was a wild girl” (leo to bobby) 
ed and nadine dont have the healthiest relationship which obviously doesn’t excuse the cheating but it def seems like the only reason ed has stayed with her is because nadine is mentally unstable and he’s scared she might do something drastic 
YESSSS THE GIRLS ARE PLAYING OUTSIDE 
bobby stop grabbing shelly’s face challenge???? she literally has fucking bruises 
awwww everyone crowding around lucy when she offers to pour them coffee :(((
they are all best friends i love them sm
BWHAHHA THE WAY THEY ALL LEAN FORWARD TO HEAR HIM TALK ABOUT TIBET
coop is so eccentric i love him so much 
the bottle was hit but didn’t break when they said dr. jacoby’s name
coop’s idea for this deduction technique came from a dream just like what the log lady said in the intro
the glass broke when they said leo’s name 
shelly cant be too much older than the other girls so im guessing she and leo must have gotten married after she graduated 
audrey said came by church because of laura, i wonder why?
“there were things about laura i didn’t like, but she did help take care of my bother johnny. guess i sort of loved her for that.” (audrey to donna) 
audrey asked donna if laura ever talked about her father and when asked why she said “he used to sing to her” WHAT THE FUCK????? 
now im wondering, if laura worked at the perfume counter and one-eyed jack’s bc that would connect ronette and her together and also to mr. horne 
maybe the reason audrey and her father aren’t close and she causes problems for him is because she knows about his relations with younger girls at one-eyed jacks??? 
audrey dancing in the middle of the diner was so real of her to do 
she’s winning the idgaf war 
hawk found a very bloody rag a little ways away from the crime scene in the train car. i wonder if it has any correlation to leo’s bloody shirt
i love that lucy stuck her tongue out at albert after he was being a dick to her 
WAAAA SHE’S READING A BOOK ON TIBET NOW BC OF COOP 
mama bear harry came out HEHEHHEHEHE GET HIS ASS 
coop’s little thumbs up he gave him oh my god they’re in love actually 
why does nadine put emphasis on BALLS when she says cotton balls LMAOO ITS CRACKING ME UP 
josie found that katherine is keeping two ledgers in a safe behind a bookcase 
oh god leland is breaking down 
jesus christ girl shut the fuck up????? he’s losing it fr 
leland cut his hand when they broke that picture of laura and now hes wiping his blood all over it….. what the fuck 
sarah keeps screaming “what is going on in this house” and i could not agree more 
something super fucking weird is happening there 
coop is having a weird dream rn. first we see him but a little older in a red room and there’s a little man in a red vibrating/shaking profusely in the corner of what looks like the same room, and then there’s some flashes of sarah running around looking for laura, the creepy man crouching at the foot of the bed that sarah saw earlier, laura’s corpse, and now some guy’s voice is saying “through the darkness of future pasts, the magician longs to see. one chants between two worlds ‘fire, walk with me’” 
there’s “fire walk with me” again 
the guy speaking is the one armed man from earlier!!
the one armed man is talking about how “we lived among the people.” above a convenience store
“i, too, have been touched by the devilish one. tattoo on the left shoulder. ah, but when i saw the face of god, i was changed. i took the entire arm off.” 
he then goes to introduce himself as mike and the creepy guy as bob 
“catch you with my death bag. you may think ive gone insane. but i promise i will kill again.” (bob) 
okay this might be a stretch but is it really a coincidence that those two guys’ names are mike and bob??? could they be bobby and snake but from the future somehow maybe??? 
laura’s in the red room now!!
the man in the red suit stopped shaking/vibrating, said “lets rock”, and started rubbing his hands together which seems to be making this high-pitches ringing sound like when you wet your finger and trace it around the rim of a glass
i love the choice of having them talk in reverse as well as their blocking. it makes it so much more unsettling
laura looks at coop knowingly and touches the side of her nose, which is known as a sign of secrecy or conspiracy. i wonder what she’s referring to with that? 
something floats by the curtains in the background of the red room. i guess they’re covering windows of some sorts 
the little man tells coop that “the gum you like is going to come back in style.” then turns to laura and says “she’s my cousin. but doesn’t she look almost exactly like laura palmer?”
coop is the only one not talking in reverse
when he asked ‘not-laura’ if she was laura palmer, she replied with “i feel like i know her, but sometimes my arms bend back.” 
talking about her arms bending backwards, her face contorts in pain 
the man in the red suit says “she’s filled with secrets.” 
he then says “where we’re from, the birds sing a pretty song and there’s always music in the air.” and music starts playing and he starts to dance  (not in reverse this time) 
not-laura gets up and kisses coop (kiss of death maybe???) then whispers something to him 
girl what the fuck 
LMAOOOO HIS HAIRRRRRRR 
i’m guessing coop could still hear the music from his dream bc after he got off the phone with harry, he started snapping to the beat 
off topic, but im wondering if the little red dancing devil in soul eater is based off of the little man in the red suit. if so, thats a cool nod to the show 
episode 3:
“we are ignorant of many beautiful things. things like the truth.” 
“one day the sadness will end” 
audrey said that she slipped the note about one-eyed jack’s under coop’s door to help with the investigation and when he said that he thought they weren’t friends, she goes “ we weren’t friends, but i understood her better than most.” she is so intriguing to me!! i cant wait to they reveal more about her relationship with laura 
so laura did work at the perfume counter as well I FUCKING KNEW IT 
“my dream is a code waiting to be broken. break the code, salve the crime” 
so coop’s dream elaborates a bit more than we saw in the episode prior. he knows about sarah’s vision of bob, and that mike cut off his arm bc he found god and wanted to stop killing. and when bob vowed to kill again, mike shot him. 
apparently not-laura whispered the name of her killer in his ear but he cant remember 
lucy copying harry :((
okay now why is benjamin here in the morgue???? 
okay but albert ate him up 
YASSS BEAT HIS ASS HARRY 
okayyyyy mr boss man coop 
invitation to love is an in universe show that may or may not have any significance but im noting it incase it is 
so laura has a cousin named Madeline who looks exactly like her (she’s played by the same actress) 
OMG IS THIS CALLING BACK TO NOT-LAURA!!
norma’s husband, hank, has a parole hearing tomorrow 
COOP AND THE DUCKSSSSSS <333
the briggs gotta be catholic 
when major briggs sat down next to bobby, their arms bumped against each other and bobby instantly shifted away 
you they’re catholic. betty had a rosary in her hands 
okay so im assuming major briggs wasn’t around for a majority of bobby’s childhood, hence their estranged relationship and how major briggs seems to want to build a connection between them 
god his dad is a military man AND a catholic? no wonder he has issues LMAOOO
laura was tied up two separate times on the night of her death 
her were bent back, just like in coop’s dream 
the “bites” on laura’s shoulders are very odd and have to be from some creature of some sort 
the letter ‘j’ was also found in laura’s stomach 
i love andy’s voice so much 
awww it looks like coop wants to retire in twin peaks :((((
ed and norma dated in high school so they have had feelings for each other for a while 
ed and nadine make me sad bc you can tell nadine really loved ed but his heart just isn’t in it anymore
there’s secret passages in the lodge!! 
dr jacoby also treats johnny horne 
bobby has a black eye!! from what? his dad maybe? 
bobby said that “we killed her” in reference to laura and seemed genuinely upset. so i guess you can say that he did truly care for her 
oh my god leland jumped on top of the casket…. GET A GRIP ACTUALLY!! BE A MAN
sarah told him to not “ruin this too” what else has he ruined?
i love how coop is so good at picking up on other people’s body language that he spooks everyone when he calls them out on it LMAOOO  
jacques renault is a bartender at the roadhouse and was mentioned a couple episode earlier. apparently he is apart of the drug ring in twin peaks. harry, hawk, and big ed have been working on trying to bust everyone involved for 6 months 
“this must be where pies go when they die” COOOOOOOP NUMBER ONE GIRL 
okay the little sign used by ed and hawk a couple episodes earlier is them dragging their fingers from their temples down their cheeks. its a code of acknowledgement within their secret society (harry is apart of it too) that keeps an watchful eye concerning the darkness surrounding the woods of twin peaks 
they call themselves the bookhouse boys (they were referenced earlier as well but i thought they were just a biker gang or something) 
coop is so excited about this lol 
they say that the evil in the woods “takes many forms”….
so james and joey paulson are apart of it too 
the renaults are in the drug ring with leo 
shelly’s got a gun!!! and she’s hidden it with leo’s bloody shirt 
oooooooooh josie confides to harry that she believes that katherine and leland had something to do with her late husband’s death and thinks they might hurt her too 
dr. jacoby’s actor is honestly really good 
harry and josie are actually so sweet im gonna kms :((((
hawk talks about dream souls to cooper and how they wander to “faraway places. the land of the dead.” 
god here leland goes making another scene… 
twin peaks notes!!!
okay so these are all my notes and thoughts on the pilot and the first episode :3 enjoy.
pilot:
“it (the story) encompasses the all. it is beyond the fire, though few would know that meaning” 
“laura is the one” 
god josie is actually so beautiful 
sarah's paranoid has everyone caught off guard. i wonder if she knows something we dont
i love the choice they made having pete’s pov of finding laura be shot handheld. it makes it so much more off-putting and found-footagey
I LOVE LUCY SHES SO CUTE
sheriff harry truman you are so beautiful to me <3 
poor andy :(
the shot of the palmer’s stairwell is so off-putting i love it 
AUDREYYYYY god shes so cunty 
the way leland holds onto harry’s jacket was such a good character choice 
goddd shelly is so gorgeous 
all the ladies are so beautiful lets be real 
shelly and bobby are linking 
bobby and laura were dating 
laura was 17 when she died 
i like the detail of aurdey changing from her oxfords to red heels when she gets to school 
james’s goofy ass haircut.. like girl whatever
the last time mrs. palmer saw laura was 9pm 
she had just come from bobby’s 
laura’s phone rang sometime that night 
the wide shot of the pulaski girl walking across the bridge is so fucking good 
james said “laura was the one” which is probably referencing the fact that she was the one for him but its also an echo of the log lady said in the intro as well sooo
AHHHHHHHHHH SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER FBI MY POOKIE BUTTTTTTTT 
oh my god i love him so so much actually 
i like how harry and coop meet at the end of the hallway and walk towards the camera and then the camera starts moving with them 
coop is actually so funny i love him. him and his trees 
you can tell harry fell for him right when he asked about the firs BWHAHAHA
while they were in the elevator, there was a man with one arm 
ronette repeated “dont go there” 
laura was dr jacoby’s patient 
laura’s parents didn’t know she was seeing him.. i wonder why?
i dont know if this was intentional or not but while dr. jacoby was talking to coop and harry, he was touching the hula girl on his tie under her skirt. idk i just noticed it and it weirded me out. fucking freak 
laura had a letter "r" under her nail on her ring finger. it seems like the killer is leaving a clue maybe??
apparently this is something coop has seen before 
snake and donna are dating 
laura’s last diary entry was “asparagus for dinner again. i hate asparagus. does this mean ill never grow up? nervous about meeting j tonight.” 
i love how lynch creates the atmosphere of twin peaks. it feels wet and cold 
“tell harry i didn’t cry.” oh andyyyyyy he’s so sweet. poor thing 
the video tape of donna and laura is so cute 
coop is so good at his job. thats my man
“you didn’t love her anyway” YEAH GET HIS ASS GET HIM 
audrey loves to cause problems on purpose and i support her 
snake and that gayass pose he does up against the wall 
laura was cheating on bobby with james 
donna definitely had feelings for laura and she fell into the trap of being in love with her best friend then hooking up with the boy she was with to feel close to her “i wanna kiss his lips bc they taste like you” kind of vibe yk?
love all the shots of the woods 
did ronette escape or was she let go?
the found laura’s half heart necklace and a note that says “fire walk with me” written in blood
james has the other half  
in the deposit box they found a flesh world magazine with ronette’s picture circled inside it and about $10,000 cash 
and there’s a pic of leo’s truck in the mag as well 
leo is shelly’s abusive ugly fucking husband. i hope he dies 
shelly is cheating on him with bobby 
the actor that plays leo is so bad LMAOOO 
the snowshoe rabbit :((((
coop is so fascinated by the flora and fauna of twin peaks and i love how he tells harry all about it (asking him questions and stuff). its so sweet
andrew packard was josie’s late husband who died in a boating accident a little over a year prior and he was katherine's brother. josie ended up inheriting everything that katherine would have so i guess that explains why she has a stick up her ass...
log lady is here!!! love her 
harry and coop are literally “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” LMAOOOO
i love harry sm. he's always looking out for everyone; hes such a good sheriff <3
teresa banks was the case that coop had mentioned earlier that made him think that laura’s death was connected somehow 
donna’s sister harriet is so cute. her being a poet and everything 
bobby is so annoying smhhhh 
“oh we’ll find her. dont you worry about that.” now why would you say it like that TO HER DAD YOU FREAK oh my god boys are so fucking stupid and creepy 
i wonder why snake and bobby are called “mutt” and “jeff” by joey and scotty????
ed and norma are having an affair and it seems like they’ve had feelings for each other for a while 
norma’s husband is in jail for manslaughter (yikes bitch)
oh coop is whittling i love him :(( 
HIS LITTLE THUMBS UP GOD
he’s by best friend guys like actually 
“you think they spotted us?” “gimme a donut.” LMAOOOOO LIKE???
laura was wrapped up in some fucked up stuff apparently 
“i knew her more that she thought i did.” ughhhhhhhhh kms
bobby killed somebody!! 
OOOOO THEY KISSED DONNA AND JAMES KISSED!! god it kinda was gross like they were literally eating each other’s faces BWHAHHA 
they buried their half of the necklace 
bobby is such a punk bitch 
OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE THOSE FUCKING CRAZY EYES DAMN
james looks like a cornered dog 
awww doc hayward and donna’s relationship is so sweet smhhh
lucy is such an angel with her little donut buffet 
EWWWWWWW WHY ARE THEY (snake and bobby) BARKING FUCKING TWEAKERS GODDAMN?!??!??!
josie and harry are so so cuteeeeeeee i love them 
harry literally pulled the baddest bitches in the entire show 
katherine is plotting evilly in her armchair WITH MR HORNE
god i love how foreboding the shot of the palmers stairwell is 
someone found the necklace donna and james buried and it looks like mrs. palmer had a vision about that or something??
lots of cheaters in this town LMAOOO
"it's beyond the fire" and "fire walk with me" what is the fire???
episode 1:
“behind all things are reasons. reasons can even explain the absurd.”  
HIS ASS IS UPSIDE DOWN LMAOOO
his fucking sock garters COME ON
“diane, it struck me again earlier this morning. there are two things that continue to trouble me and im speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau but also as a human being. what really went on between marilyn monroe and the kennedys? and who really pulled the trigger on jfk?” LIKE BITCH!!! I HATE HIM (affectionately)
coop is so real for being transfixed with audrey bc me too
laura tutored audrey’s brother johnny 
johnny is said to have “emotional problems” bc he’s 27 and in the third grade. im assuming its some mental disability 
audrey said that “emotional problems” run in the family 
audrey you are so strange girl. love you tho
i love how everybody in the station has donuts in their mouths LMAOOOO 
i also love how coop says "three for three" after he sees andy, lucy, and harry all eating donuts
laura’s cause of death was blood loss
leo has a big old blood stain on one of his shirts :0
EW YOU FREAK LET GO OF HER GOD 
his nasty ass ponytail fucking barf
laura was doing cocaine 
james has been the only one who seems to have been the most honest whilst being interrogated (yk excluding the part about the locket) 
laura, bobby, and snake have been in cahoots with leo. im guessing it has to do with drugs 
laura’s video played again and it stopped on a frame of her face and her voice whispered “help me” 
big ed is james’s uncle 
harry knows about ed and norma
someone drugged ed at the roadhouse 
coop has some of his FBI guys coming down to examine laura’s body 
ed gave a little gesture to hawk when he returned james back to him, which hawk mirrored back to him. they seem to be touching the side of their eyes/temples? and wiping down, like a tear maybe??? what’s up with that?
james’s mom is out of town 
HEHEHHEHE HARRY CALLING THEM SHERLOCK AND WATSON 
pete and josie have a sweet relationship too :((
pete kind of reminds me of my dad a little bit 
laura helped josie with her english 
she aid that the last time she saw laura, she was upset about something but they didn’t talk about it. laura then told josie “i think i now understand how you feel about your husbands death.” whatever that means
katherine is such a cunt i hate her so much
of course cooper would know what shenanigans means 
katherine is cheating on pete with benjamin horne. gross. 
she and mr. horne are trying to bankrupt the mill. he also suggests that they burn it down
EWWWWW OH MY GOD HES KISSING/SUCKING HER TOESSSSS NOOOOOOOOO
so donna went over to the palmer’s house, and sarah suddenly hallucinated and thought donna was laura. then she saw a creepy guy crouching and looking up at her from a bed? and promptly started freaking out
rosette worked at the horne’s department store as a salesgirl at the perfume counter and joked it was “the sweet job she ever had”
the one armed man is back!!!
“laura died two days ago. i lost you years ago.” mr. horne said this to audrey and it gives us some insight into their relationship (i hope they elaborate on this more in the future)
okay so it looks like bobby comes from a religious and military home
his father is def the dominant head of the family. he has a strong presence and his wife seems to be more meek compared to him. very “good christian wife” core. thats not a dig at her, she seems sweet enough, but when general briggs slaps bobby for putting a cigarette in his mouth at dinner, she does nothing about it 
laura helped norma with the “meals on wheels program” that laura helped organize. she really does seem like such a golden child
the log apparently saw something the night laura died  
god, the way shelly’s face dropped when leo asked about his shirt gave me chills
laura recorded tapes for dr. jacoby
“i just know im gonna get lost in those woods again tonight. i just know it.” (laura on one of her tapes)
she also mentioned a  “mystery man”. i wonder if its the creepy guy sarah hallucinated or something
ohhhhh so it was dr. jacoby who found the other half of the necklace 
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