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ilavsanrio · 7 months ago

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Kissing an idol | Yoongi oneshot

•——————•°•✿•°•——————• idol au, vacation au, fem reader, yoongi x reader, oneshot, fluff •——————•°•✿•°•——————• You're on vacation to Korea, you're outside in a park that's right in front of the house you're staying in, taking in your surroundings. Yoongi is casually walking his dog, Holly, until he notices a foreigner who seems to be walking around. He watches you sit down on a bench near the lake, watching the view. Yoongi looks down at Holly who suddenly tugs at the leash, causing him to stumble and we he looks up again to see where the dog was pulling him he sees the foreigner closer and closer.

You suddenly feel something against your leg, you look down and your eyes widen in adoration. You quickly start to pet the little dog, not noticing who's holding the leash. "Hi there!!", you say to the dog who's clearly enjoying your touch. You hear a chuckle, "Hey, she seems to like you".

"She does, huh?", you respond without looking up, still focused on the dog. "Yeah she does", he replies with another chuckle. As you keep petting her you eventually look up to say something to the owner. You face immediately goes into shock, your lips slightly parted. He bites into his lower lip to hold back a laugh.

"Oh my god.. I..", with that Holly suddenly jumps into your lap. Yoongi is about to tell her off, but you start to cuddle her. "I uh.. god.. I love your music..", you say as you're giving Holly scratches, which she's clearly enjoying. "I appreciate that", he responds in Korean. "I have no idea what you just said". A giggle escapes your lips. He chuckles and replies, "I said that I appreciate hearing that you love my music". You feel like an idiot and let out a soft laugh, "I was super confident in my Korean when I came here, but I'm absolutely terrible at it".

He chuckled once more. "It's a difficult language to learn, especially with the different levels of politeness and such". "Yeah I barely understand any of it!", you scoot a little to the side, Holly still in your lap, making space for him to sit down on the bench next to you. He watches you scoot to the side and he smiles widely, taking a seat next to you and giving Holly's head a small rub. "Is she always so cuddly with strangers?". He chuckles, "No, not really. She's always been friendly but not usually this cuddly". You let out a soft chuckle as well, "Well I love it". He smiles at you and watches your reaction to Holly.

"I think she might like you more than me right now". You laugh and give Holly a good cuddle. "I mean, I am very cool". He laughs at that comment, "I can see that, but I wonder, how did such a cool person end up in Korea? Especially this park?".

"I've always wanted to visit Korea, and I'm staying right across from this park", you point towards the little house. "I want to travel the whole world at one point". He gives you a soft smile, "How long are you staying here for?". "A month".

"A month isn't a bad amount of time", he watches you as Holly starts to lick your hand. You let out a giggle at the feeling. "It wouldn't be that bad if I was actually decent at Korean". He lets out a chuckle and tilts his head slightly, "I'm sure you'll get the hang of it eventually. It's not an easy language, sure, but I'm sure that you'll learn enough to get by comfortably while you're here.

Holly gets even more comfortable in your lap, "She's such a sweet girl". He grins as he watches Holly get more comfortable on your lap, clearly enjoying the attention. "Yeah she really is. She's normally a little more shy with strangers so I'm quite surprised at how she's being with you". "I tend to have that affect on animals", you give him a smile but quickly look back to Holly, feeling shy.

He lets out a small laugh as he notices you shyly look away, he finds it quite adorable, "Yeah I can tell, she has officially chosen you". "Chosen me as her favourite person, too bad for you". He puts a faux hurt expression on his face when you said that, "I can't believe my dog likes you more than me now". You giggle and move your hand to pet Holly again, your shoulder accidentally touching his.

He can't deny that the brief contact had an effect on him, he looks at you with an amused expression. "Yeah, yeah, you're so cool". You let out a small giggle, "Not as cool as you though". He raises an eyebrow at your response and chuckles, still amused by you but also quite surprised you said that. "Oh really? I'm cooler than you?". "Which one of us is the world famous idol, hm?".

He laughs when you said that and shakes his head in disbelief, finding it funny how direct you are. "Okay, okay, you have a point.. But what about personality wise, hm? Who's the coolest then?". "Hm.. I don't know you enough personally to make that decision yet". You look at him and once again quickly look away.

"Well.. maybe you should get to know me then, hm?". You feel your heart beating faster, "Would you let me?". He chuckles at your response and nods, "Why wouldn't I?". You bite your lip in nervousness for a second before replying, "Hm.. Might be scared that Holly will leave you for me? That's a pretty good reason not to". "Yeah that's probably true.. Can't risk that".

Holly has closed her eyes at this point, laying comfortably in your lap. "I guess she's officially claimed you as her favourite person". "Now you can't get rid of me anymore". He laughs and looks into your eyes, "Hmm, what a shame. Guess I'll have to deal with having you around now", he slightly leaned in when he said that, teasing you. You bite the inside of your cheek, "Just to be clear, you actually want to be my friend, right?". He laughs at you, "Of course I do. I don't just sit on benches with everyone".

"So I'm special, hm?". He leans his side against yours, his arm and leg pressed against yours, "I guess you could say special.. But also just beautiful". You blush heavily at his words. Did the Min Yoongi just call me beautiful?? "T-thanks.."

He purses his lips and lets out a breath, "I don't think a thanks will do it. Y'know, not a lot of people get compliments from me". You frown your eyebrows, "What do you mean?". He gives you a cheeky smile. "Just saying that.. There's other ways you can thank me". Your lips part slightly, "You're not talking about sex, right?".

His eyes widen and his body stiffens up, "No! No. Not.. Not that.." You start to feel embarrassed, "Oh my god.. Sorry I thought that-". He moves his hand up to cup your cheek. "No it's my fault, I can't flirt for shit". "You were flirting with me?", you look at him with shock, your cheeks burning up. "Yes.."

You're speechless for a bit, just string at him. "I was trying to get a kiss from you", he says quietly, his voice basically a whisper. Without thinking you respond to him, "Maybe you should try it again". He gives you a small smirk, feeling confident. "Then I will..", he leans his face towards yours, his breath tickling your skin. "Do you want me to?", he asks, his lips almost touching yours.

"Please..", it's the only thing you manage to get out of your throat. He presses his lips against yours gently, moving in a loving pattern. You never imagined that his lips would be this soft. You kiss him back, softly deepening the kiss. His thumb caresses your cheek, yours moving to the back of his head, your flingers intertwining with his hair.

Your kiss gets cut short by Holly moving around, wanting attention. Yoongi lets out a low chuckle, "So uhm.. Could I have your number?".

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seraphicloves · 4 months ago

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𝒊 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 "𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆" 𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏!

⊱✿⊰ summary: headcanons of momo ayase dating a girl for the first time!

⊱✿⊰ warnings: fem pov, wlw, SAPPHIC, LESBIAN, GAY GAY GAY, suggestive content, fluff cuteness

⊱✿⊰ notes: this is a cute request! sorry it took me so long to do lol, i hope you enjoy <3 @budozone

❀ she was totally done with guys. everytime she tried dating one, they were a cheater or toxic or just a total asshole. she was done with loser guys breaking her heart into a million pieces.

❀ so meeting you, this stunning goregous girl in her homeroom, was like a dream come true. she hadn't even fully considered girls as a romantic option before. sure she admired the girls on tv and imagined kissing them and holding their hands...but she had assumed that was normal admiration!.

❀ momo sauntered up to you, a big smile on her face as she introduced herself. she was pretty confident, so it was easy for her to talk to you and convince you to let her show you around.

❀ thus beginning your relationship that seemed to toe the line of friendly and flirty. she couldn't help the way she developed a crush so quickly, you were attractive in every way possible!

❀ after an awkward confession/conversation you guys start dating!! she jst sort of admitted to liking you and hoped that you liked her back

❀ she's surprisingly awkward for the first little while. though its less surprising when you think about how this is her first wlw relationship. if you've dated a girl before she 100% wants you to sort of lead the relationship until she understands

❀ momo just doesn't know if a relationship is any different than dating a guy and she rlly doesn't want to mess it up. do you like kissing? whats it like to kiss a girl- to kiss you? do youwant to do makeup and stuff like that- or does that seem too friendly?

❀ your first kiss happens when you were hanging out in her room. she just stared at you, suddenly having an overwhelming urge to taste your chapstick. so she swallowed her nerves and kissed you. it was a bit awkward at first but soo perfect.

❀ she's super cuddly and physically affectionate. she would have been like that with her exes but they always took that as a hint to get in her pants, even though she means it innocently. she trusts you though, so she is always kissing and hugging you

❀ you guys always have the coolest dates. she somehow knows all the best spots to hang out and takes you there often. momo is very much for quality time so she plans dates often. sometimes inside and other times outdoors.

❀ she loves making out with you. your so soft and taste so good, way better than kissing some stinky guy. momo is practically obsessed with the feel and taste of you aganist her. she can't get enough, she always wants more more more. but she restrains herself (barely)

❀ i feel like she loves calling you babe, baby, pookie, and some variation of your name.

❀ you two are such a model couple. you're both attractive, fun, and have a healthy relationship. everybody: boys, girls, and anything in between are mad jealous of your relationship.

❀ ofc some guys at school try to be creepy but momo uses her powers to make them regret it. nobody hurts her baby.

#❀ lori writes #momo ayase #momo x reader #momo ayase x reader #dandadan #dandadan x reader #dandadan x you #dandadan anime #fanfiction #headcanons post #dandadan headcanons

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chaoticyumelikes · 9 months ago

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Sweet!! I have a request..fanfic! I wasn’t sure which character you write for but I’m leaning towards redson from lmk ( love me a tsundere ) who has a fem partner who’s very shy yet cuddly and wants affection from him since he’s busy with his machines but of course this is making the fire prince flustered since he’s never seen her that way and it gets worse when she says with a cute sad doe eyes “ please kiss me ” and boom. The rest is up to you! Hopefully this was okay!

Alright!!

Redson x shy!reader

Weeeeeellll opposites do attract but oh boy.

To have fallen in love with you was not easy on the flaming prince. He was of royal status. He couldn't waste his time with peasants much less so when he has the duty to build and conquer to gain the favor of his own parents. But then he meets you, a shy little mortal peasant and he scowls. When he isn't able to hear you he is LOUD and curt.

"SPEAK UP PEASANT!"

Your hurt expression does give him pause and he readjusts his temper slightly. A veeeeery tiny fraction. At first.

He does begin to like your presence though. You actually listen to him to all his ramblings, you grow fascinated at his technology and even though you don't understand his more technical terms you edge him on. So he begins to search for you when he has brilliant ideas for new mech. If he has your phone number expect him to call you at odd hours and rant to you about his latest invention and plans all the while on his bed kicking his legs with a huge smile on his face. If you complain about the hour he will get a bit snappy after all why should he respect your weak sleeping schedule. He does take note of it and kiiiinda tries to respect it. When he remembers that is. This man/demon is full of work so he's going to forget what hour and what day it even is. But he does feel fortunate to have you. While his parents treated him as a disappointment you were there fascinated and loving his every invention.

As time passes he drops the "peasant" around you.

MK tired: Stop calling us peasants...

Redson with a greatly offended expression: Excuuuuuse you Noodle Boy! I called you all peasants! *points at you with his hand* They are superior to you. In fact! *he shoos away MK from around you with a disgusted look on his face while gently dusting you off the Noodle Boy's germs off you* Stay away from them, don't bother them, don't look at them, don't infect them with your very presence. Come along dear let's go enjoy civilised company together.

Yeah... He is trying... If you point out he was rude to MK be prepared to chase a flaming Redson after MK on accounts on trying to poison you against him.

You: Please stop trying to hurt MK.

Redson smiling after a while of this repeated topic of conversation: I wouldn't dream of it *secretly presses a button to deploy several robots and weapons to carry out the job*

Invitations to his home and workshop, feel pride my shy human mortal, for you get to see the genious at work! You even try to help out when he vehemently prohibits so. You are his guest and his workshop isn't exactly... Mortal friendly. He will treat you like royalty in return for you caring about him all the while denying it. Point out his blush and he will snap that it's just the heat from the lava. And speaking of this, he will sometimes work without a shirt on and then it's your turn to blame your rosy cheeks on the general heat.

Redson: Excuse me, they asked for no pickles *now threatening the clerk* IS THAT SO HARD FOR YOUR PUNY MORTAL PEASANT BRAIN TO COMPREHEND?!

Yeeeeah he has a temper and it causes problems in his everyday life including you. He will not apologise.... By words I mean. He will leave you trinkets and acts of service. Builds you a robot for protection or build you a super cool (and deadly) vehicle.

Now about trying to show this man physical affection... Will be hard. Redson's not a very touchy person as he is deeply indoctrinated into his noble ways. And nobles do not touch unless a specific protocol is followed. So it has to be introduced in small baby steps.... You know.... Gently.... Like trying to disable a bomb.

He won't hurt you but he will flinch away and give you a look of discomfort and suspicion. Insist and be prepared for a lecture on proper etiquette.

When he FINALLY gets that he loves you... Well his world shatters. He starts to overthink and have panic attacks. How would his parents react (they have known for the longest time)? How would he court you? Should he stick to ancient demon ways to court a human? By formal kidnapping? Should he learn the human peasant ways? Eugh! But should he? Etc, etc.

He begins to shower you in gifts made by him. Super cool armor to protect you that ends up with so many functions and customization that you can't move at how heavy it is. Like I mentioned before a robot buttler, a robot bodyguard, a robot cook.... You know what? Just move in the mansion and you get a robot army. You think he is kidding... He is definitely not. The mansion has room and protection and he will make sure to attend to your every need plus you will stay close to your one only genius. Deny him and he will do as he always does..... Makes even more effort that ends in new explosive failures. One time the Monkey Crew even asked him if he was trying to actively kill you.

When you two finally get together.... You're not able to touch him, even get near him thanks to his fire powers go out of control at how happy he is. Even his parents thought for a second that he had the Samadi fire back.

He is a demon while you're human so it is a relationship that has a learning curve on the both of you. Most intimacy happens behind closed doors. On one hand you have to initiate by verbal statements.... Which due to your shy nature it's hard. Plus he is more often working than not and so you don't want to bother him. But once you do say your piece he will finish his project fast to give you the cuddles you crave.... Well almost, as he is still stiff trying to engage in less formal ways. So be prepared for him to be like a stiff manequin as you're the one that have to whether tell him or put his arms around you to what you find acceptable. Say you want kisses and I hope you're wearing layers of non-inflamable cloth or you may get burned by his embarrassment or even eagerness. He controls it with time thanks to "training" (constant cuddles and kisses). Nonetheless you'll sometimes look like a freaking forge master as he tries to reign in his flames while you try anything new. Every Winter is a blessing, 10 out of 10 cuddles, while every Summer you'll need to crank up the AC or you will die (and yes you are forbidden to deny him affection. It is LAW).

Either way once he gets the hang of it..... Be prepared to have a very clingy boyfriend as he is extremely touch starved. He, formal and set in his ways as he is, WILL include in the daily schedule hours for cuddles and other forms of affection... If you get yourself a minute or micro second late you WILL be scolded. Initiate your best affection or you'll never hear the end of it.

#fanfiction #Redson x gn!reader #lmk redson #lego monkie kid #lmk mk #Ask #And you may receive #Hope you like it #redson x reader

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a3rosp4ce · 3 months ago

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bkdk picking out a pet for their new shared apartment and they come across this very pretty longhaired kitty with pale yellow-colored fur that seems super friendly and well-behaved in her cage. izuku turns to katsuki with sparkling eyes, no words needed.

"hell no," katsuki frowns as he walks over to the kitty, "the fur'll be a pain to clean." she almost instantly nuzzles her head against katsuki's hand, and izuku coos at the sight.

"c'mon, kacchan. every animal here sheds fur!" izuku tries to reason. he walks over to the cage and beckons the kitty over. "and look! she's such a sweethea—"

the kitty suddenly swats izuku's hand away, her claws leaving scratch marks against his already plenty scarred hand. izuku jolts back, slowly turning to look at the cat, to katsuki, then back at the cat.

".. let's look for a different pet," izuku suggests blankly.

"nope," a wide grin begins to grow on katsuki's face. "i love how feisty she is. let's keep her."

and izuku fights for his life everytime he tries to be affectionate to their new cat. he learns not to bother her when she first wakes up and that she gets cuddly after food. she needs at least two hours straight of playtime or she'll meow non-stop. she always has her ears folded back whenever she's approached so you can never tell if she's actually upset or not. she acts like she barely cares about izuku, yet still ends up rushing into the room and nudging her head by his leg whenever she hears him crying from a rough day at work.

'huh,' izuku thinks to himself. 'it's like there's two kacchans.'

#inspired by my own kitty lmao #katsuki would probably name her grenade launcher or something #midoriya izuku #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki #aeroideas #izkt #izukatsu

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am-i-the-asshole-official · 11 months ago

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AITA for taking my dog to sniff in the grass near an apartment building?

🐶 for reference so i can come back to it

I (20) am back in my home city for the summer while i'm away from college, and i'm staying with my family which includes my dog (almost 4f) who is the love of my life. she's very sweet and cuddly around people but requires a lot of exercise and LOVES to sniff around, but we can't take her to dog parks because she was a covid puppy and was never socialized properly and thus ends up pretty aggressive towards other dogs. (this is an us problem and i am trying to work on this with her this summer).

i'm trying to reinforce some of the training i did with her before i left for college, which my family hasn't really kept up. part of this is recall training, which she always responds to if there's treats involved. i want to keep that ingrained in her in case of an emergency.

there is an apartment about a block away from my house, which has this huge lawn right next to it and a couple of benches. i never see anyone there, but it's a really nice grassy area and my dog loves to go sniffing around there. since there aren't any significant triggers for her around, usually what i do is drop the leash (i keep it connected to her) and follow her around for a bit. i also always call her back every so often and treat when she comes to reinforce her recall. it's a fun time for both of us: for her because she likes to sniff and roll around in the grass, and for me because i like spending time with her!

today we were doing what we normally do when i heard some knocking. i looked around and saw an old lady in one of the ground floor apartments knocking at me (i knew it was at me because nobody else was there). once i finally made eye contact with her, she made this aggressive pointing motion with her hand for us to go away. she kept doing that until we left (i'm super conflict-avoidant so it didn't take much).

i'm worried that i might have accidentally broken a law or something. as far as i'm aware, anyone is allowed to just go hang out there. my dad says he's seen other people and their dogs there as well, and i also know for a fact that the building is pet-friendly as there are a couple of dogs who bark from inside sometimes when my dog and i walk by (this doesn't bother her). i also am never more than 15ft away from her at any given moment, and she's very well behaved and comes when she's called. the worst she'll do is pee on the lawn or poop, in which case i'll pick it up and throw it away. i think i'm a responsible dog handler, and i don't do anything with my dog that could potentially danger her or someone else.

so AITA?

#aita #am i the asshole

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slime-sandwhich-nom · 1 year ago

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Haha..new tawog hcs <3

(also my mom always told me I was exactly like Gumball and I never forgot about it)

- gumball loves horror, horror films, games anything. Darwin does not.

- gumball standard face is :3, the problem is that people can't understand if he's smiling mischievously or if it's his normal face.

- gumball when he was younger liked to snooze in Darwin's bowl.

Darwin had to sleep in the bathtub sometimes for it

- Carrie feels lonely because she can't touch anything, not even Darwin. She feels alone despite being in a room with so many people.

- penny flirts, Gumball gets flustered.

- gumball enjoys saying words in different languages, he likes to say ciao, hola, excusez-moi,Nǐ hǎo and more. It's simple words really, hello, excuse me, or words of objects like pants, paper, anything. He just likes to do that.

- Darwin likes to hum parts of songs, while instead gumball likes to make little noises.

Darwin says that if he hears weird noises around him he knows he's not going crazy it's just gumball.

- gumball speaks alone, he just speaks out loud to himself (got it from his grandma.), Darwin instead likes to write (no matter how bad his handwriting is.) he just keeps a diary no one can read and instead looks like some kind of secret code.

- Richard knows how to cook, he's just too lazy to do so. Sometimes he does cook whenever Nicole can't because she's too tired.

- Nicole suffers of insomnia.

- gumball is he sits still for too long will start rocking slightly unconsciously, he doesn't even notice it when he does it.

- Darwin has abandonment issues, which explains his jealousy whenever gumball and penny hang out.

it surely does annoy gumball because he can't properly enjoy some time alone with his girlfriend, but he gets where Darwin comes from, so he doesn't get mad, but he gets annoyed still.

Gumball makes up for Darwin by hanging out with him the next day.

- Anais is.. lonely. The only time she ever gets someone to hang out with is Polly. Whenever gumball is babysitting her.

But it's still lonely for Anais since it's not that often.

- when people say Gumball is anxious and paranoid, they ain't joking. Gumball is genuinely anxious about anything, talking to people he doesn't know, going in public, coming in late, coming in too early, what if this happens, what if that happens. He just pretends he's all good (he is very much not)

- Darwin always wonders what would happen if they were fictional, who would be he shipped with.

Gumball knows that answer very well. He decides to stay silent for his brother's mental health. (He saw things that he shouldn't have)

- gumball is the kid who says romance is disgusting but then gets all lovely dovely with his girlfriend

- gumball originally wanted the bed on top because he enjoyed watching everyone from up there but Darwin wanted him by his side at night so he just got the bottom one.

- gumball is the one asking "would you still love me if I was a worm" in the relationship.

- Nicole is not a cat person, and it's actually a thing between cats. For example my eldest cat HATES other cats, it took him ages to get used to the new kitten. Oh but he's super friendly and cuddly with new people! He loves anything that isn't a cat. He purrs and cuddles.

So yeah. Nicole doesn't enjoy the presence of other cats around, unless it's a cat she knows, like her parents or his son. (It's a territory thing for cats, btw.)

- Darwin sometime pets gumball with his feet. Gumball lets him until it gets annoying.

- gumball sometimes joins in the gossip between masami and Leslie.

- Penny's dad is tormented by gumball. He's like when a cat goes specifically to the people who don't like cats and ignore everyone else. That's exactly their relationship.

Y'know the whole "I bought a cat despite my dad not wanting it" situation? Yeah. That's gumball and penny's family.

- Anais once ran a business where she sold candy, and she got money instead. Didn't run for long because president brown treated it like some illegal drug situation or something

- gumball when he was younger was that one kid who looks cute and acts innocent around adults but he's a nightmare to the other kids his age. He still is, he's just everyone's problem now.

- once in class they talked about scoliosis or any problem of posture and it took weeks for gumball to convince Darwin that he did not have scoliosis or any of the other things, he's just a cat and cats are built weird. It's normal.

- whenever Gumball coughs he sounds like a dying man who has smoked for 30 years, no one knows why but it scares the shit out of everyone each time.

- gumball thrives in dresses. He's the prettiest girl at the party.

- honestly gumball is just a crazy bastard, in the real sense. Like he's fully unhinged and it's not even funny, penny is dating some kind of maniac who will literally kill people just because he wants to prove a point (and he did already in the show. Multiple times.)

And..she still loves him and she just says "it's part of his charm."

- gumball whenever he has to go to the doctor (or vet, in his case.) has to be tied up and sedated real hard because he just hates hospitals. He just hates any hospital, doctor, vet, anything. He hates being there, it makes him super uncomfortable and he has tried before to escape but ended up doing more damage than anything

Anais Is only scared like a little kid, nothing wrong with that, usually it's Darwin to hold her hands (gumball can't because he's busy not being at the doctor. He doesn't wanna go near anything that relates to a doctor or a hospital.)

Darwin is relatively calm at the doctor's appointment (he cries after because he was real scared but was very brave.)

- the reason why gumball hardly gets sick (and if he does is because he makes himself sick just to skip school.) is because he was basically FED antibiotics when he was a toddler. His mother was just very anxious about gumball and his health.

then there's Anais, getting sick once a week.

- Gumball ironically thought of becoming a doctor once, simply because the subject itself is interesting. buttt he gave it up because he's too lazy to actually study all that crap.

- gumball either doesn't remember any of his dreams, or if he does it feels like something that actually happen (it didn't) or he was high or something.

Darwin remembers them very clearly and enjoys talking about it! They are nonsensical though.

Anais actually has.. somewhat..normal dreams? She dreams about daisy anyway.

- sometimes Leslie asks gumball genuine opinion on boys in terms of dating, since Leslie only knows gumball who (as a guy) likes guys. The rest seem to be straight (therefore will only talk to you about girls, instead of boys) or just aren't interested in dating.

..only because gumball actually has good points and good taste. In both boys and girls. (But Leslie is interested in boys.)

- gumball sometimes says that penny looks like a sunset and that he would prefer seeing her over the actual sunset, she hasn't recovered from it still.

- gumball figured out he was bisex because before he had a crush on penny he actively thought a few guys in his school were cute and he would date them if he had the chance. Probably had a crush on one or two of 'em.

- in the Wattersons house there's this rule of "don't trust gumball if he's either sleep deprived or after 8pm" because he'll start spitting stuff like "your nervous system has no idea your eyes exist so once they find out, you are already blind because the nervous system sees them as a threat." Or "you can get an aneurysm at any time no matter how healthy you are" and it freaks Darwin out to the point he can't sleep.

so they told Darwin, gumball just lies by 8pm and doesn't think straight when sleep deprived. Just so Darwin can sleep.

- penny is a gumball apologist. Yes her boyfriend is a dumbass and yes he did nothing wrong (she absolutely knows gumball is totally in the wrong most of the time but she defends him nonetheless.)

- gumball is normally on his tippy toes, like any cat. So to reach Penny's cheek to kiss her he has to get on a stool, needs her to crouch down or she needs to pick him up.

- penny is going insane with the whole red flag, green flag, situationship, one month rule this one month rule that.. gumball instead has NO idea how to date or what to do but he's doing a better job than any guy in existence.

- Carrie and gumball hang around in hunted houses. For fun. Gumball is the "hey ghosts! It's ya boy!" Type.

- penny enjoys getting all dressed up whenever it's for a date and gumball is Adam Sandler walking around with his clothing style

- usually it's gumball who makes a ponytail for Anais with her ears.

- yeah gumball has a sister, you know he's well educated on periods and all that shit. (His mother got him ready before Anais was born for when she'll need help.)

- gumball is just not innocent. Not in the sense that he's dirty minded, it's that he just knows stuff normal kids his age don't.

He just acts clueless and dumb so people don't expect much from him, he's too lazy to get high expectations. but he's actually smart and more mature mentally than kids his age.

- Darwin HATES vomiting. Vomit. Anything related to that. He's not scared but really REALLY grossed out, can't even think about it he gets nauseous himself.

- Darwin takes ages to type on phone so he always asks gumball who's relatively fast.

- Darwin.. can't spell. Or at least, has difficulties in it. Gumball always messes with him by giving him the wrong spelling. Darwin never realizes.

- gumball has big difficulties in math. and ms. Simian doesn't make it easier for him.

- Darwin info dumps about sea animals. Gumball now know useless facts about sea animals. (Does not complain)

- gumball likes lemons...again something he shouldn't eat but he does anyway.

- the nickname gumball is from the fact that he tends to sleep tucked in like a ball, which looks like a blue gumball. People just started calling him constantly 'gumball' because it's funny when a cat has a stupid name. (Realistic to irl anyway)

- gumball has a problem with texture.

gumball has both problems with texture AND picky on his own, his mother is going insane with it.

- gumball and Nicole are the fastest in the family, gumball is the fastest in his class if we don't count bobert.

while Nicole shows often how fast she is, gumball is too lazy for that. At least for P.E.

Normally he slows down so Darwin can keep up with him.

- gumball enjoyed eating fish but since it made Darwin uncomfortable he stopped altogether.

- sometimes people tell Darwin that his brother doesn't love him, because cats "don't love you", and that most likely if Darwin dies gumball will eat him.

Darwin response is "okay, I'll let him. He's gotta eat if he's hungry."

- yes gumball often ignores everyone like general cats do. He moves his ears towards your direction but god forbid him to stop his session of watching people from the window and stalk them.

- the coach has to literally give gumball an extra prize (food for free for example) to "motivate him" to do any kind of exercise during P.E. otherwise that cat will never feel like doing unnecessary exercise.

(20% of the time it works.)

- having gumball as a student is like having this guy hang around without a care of the fact that you're here.

Darwin instead will follow instructions CONSTANTLY, sometimes too literally though.

- gumball when he was little used to grab birds or small animals and bring the home, he never really "hunted" them, he just wanted them as a friend in the house.

- gumball is just an average cat just with the ability to talk.

So this small little thing with a massive ego. Y'know, kitty cats!

Nicole is more traumatized than anything, she's the opposite of gumball but that's just because of trauma, really. She still hasn't healed fully from it.

- when gumball was younger he used to bring random food to Darwin because he thought his little brother wasn't capable of doing it himself- like when a cat hunts for you and brings you birds or mice. He's just tryna help.

Sometimes he still does.

- gumball tilts his head when he's confused and trying to understand something.

- cats..play with their food.

You know damn well gumball dies that too. Just not with food, he plays around with people. By making shenanigans and chaos around of course, all in good fun! So yeah he's entertaining himself while everyone screams around.

- gumball stress eats

- when gumball, or any of the Watterson kids need comfort, they go to their father. If they need advice and someone to kick ass, they go to their mother.

- gumball would rather adopt than getting Penny's pregnant. He knows what kind of stuff can happen with a pregnancy or giving birth (death, specifically.) and his anxious ass will not put his girlfriend through that.

- gumball is secretly a nerd. He particularly likes biology and psychology.

He hides this fact about him though, being a nerd at a middle school is like asking to be killed on the spot.

- just like for Darwin watching gumball's ears move individually and can do a 180° is freaky, for gumball it's weird looking at Darwin move his little fish tail at will.

- Darwin taught gumball how to swim like gumball taught Darwin how to walk.

- gumball's grandma (Nicole's mom) has definitely cried like once or twice just by looking at gumball. Because that's HER GRANDSON. And he's just so similar to her child, it's like watching both her little girl in front of her again and watching how much she has missed of Nicole's life.

Gumball's grandpa just calls gumball "Nicole."

"hey Nicole!"

"I'm gumball"

"same thing"

- gumball remembers everything. He pretends not to, but he does. Even if sometimes people say something else happened or have no memory of it, he just remembers it.

This means he remembers when rob killed his entire family in front of him, and gumball is still not fucking over it.

right after it he couldn't sleep or just HAD to cling to Darwin because he thought nothing would happen if he did. If gumball can't die because he's the protagonist, then if he clings to Darwin then neither can he.

Took weeks, painful weeks, of gumball recovering from a trauma only he remembers. His own family tried their best to help him while not even knowing what was bothering him.

Gumball doesn't hate rob but in that moment he wanted to kill him so bad, and he tried too (the only time gumball hates that his own show is family friendly and restrained him from hurting seriously rob)

- gumball wears clothes from the girl section because not only does they fit him better but because they are just more fun to pick (the boy section is just copy and paste. It's boring.)

- yes, Darwin's shoes are STILL the same one gumball gave him all those years ago. They are kind of falling apart but he always fixes them or changes them in order for them to fit

- gumball has a group chat but its members are all the characters that exists on cartoon network. Like yeah gumball is friends with uncle grandpa, yes with Clarence, yes with any character you can think of. They are all friends.

- gumball is the one who says "hear me out" to the most disgusting creatures ever existed.

In fact he constantly says hear me out to penny whenever she transforms into something she finds "ugly and disgusting"

he never means it sexually or anything, on one side it's a joke he likes to do to see people's reaction, on the other, he genuinely loves penny despite on how she looks and it makes her feel better whenever he says that, so.

(he literally fell in love with a walking peanut, if her turning into a dragon doesn't bring him to his knees then idk what does)

- gumball was the one kicking his feet whenever penny texted him or paid attention to him. he still does.

- people think gumball is insane, like genuinely he's mad. And he agrees

- honest I like to believe that in gumball's universe every other animal evolved, cats, bunnies, ect but humans did not or if they did, they are rare asf (reason why humans are "weird" in the gumball world) then other things started to appear, probably from radiations or something and that's where the objects started to walk around.

So everything is still modern but built not for humans but for animals/objects walking around

- Tobias and Leslie did date for a short,in secret, didn't work out too well.

Now for headcanons that I do have and did said before but saying them again

- gumball likes to hang out at Penny's just to loaf and sleep on her chest. She plays on his phone instead (Penny's dad is always worried they might be doing something freaky but that's all he sees.)

- gumball is that type of cat who sits weird as fuck. Like no he doesn't sit like a standard cat he SITS CRISS CROSS APPLESAUCE.

- Darwin has HUMAN feet. the rest is fish. Like when you glue two pieces of different toys together

- gumball is a lanky dude, like for cats he's a tall and lanky motherfucker (like his mother, for cats she's super tall just like her mother.) he just wears baggy clothes so he looks tiny (because he's a young kitten)

- gumball says ominous shit for fun

- gumball constantly slow blinks at penny, she thinks he's high or sleep deprived

- when gumball, or any character that has legs like a cat, deer, horse ect. Wears pants they look like "normal legs" (human legs.)

- gumball's tail is usually down, he's not sad or anything, he's neutral, but oh if he sees penny you see that tail raise AND vibrate (for a cat it means he's EXTRA happy to see you and that he missed you as well.)

- gumball is aware that he's in a cartoon, it's all he ever knew so he can't be upset at that if you never saw the world differently.

Ok I'm done Tumblr is starting to lag when I type on this

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thefiery-phoenix · 2 years ago

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YANDERE BIG THREE HEADCANONS

Ight, so just imagine that you were there along with the Big 3 and Deku at the Eri mission, but you didn't go to the UA. After you saved Eri, she had taken a liking to you and pretty soon, you got an invite from All Might himself to join UA'S hero course and yeah, you became a part of the Big 3 pretty quick

During the mission when you didn't know anyone, Mirio saw you trying to protect Eri with you super fabulous quirk and the way you were so.... brave.....

Tamaki and Nejire see you too and they stare at you in shock and wonder..... you were PERFECT for them and they HAD to rescue you from the horrors of the world no matter what

So, when you got into the UA, they ALWAYS made sure that you stayed with them and yeah, they were kinda clingy to you. Like, KOALA BEAR kinda clingy, and that's when 3 delusional obsessed yanderes get added to the mix of your fan club

Tamaki doesn't go insane so quickly, but he agrees that you're very cute and fragile and despite you being strong with a powerful quirk, you could get hurt and that's why Mirio, Nejire and Tamaki wanted to protect you at ANY cost and YES, that also includes kidnapping you but we'll get to that later. You're patient and friendly with him and you like his shy manner and his cute elf ears (lol, who doesn't?) And as you grow closer and closer to them, Tamaki can't help but think and wonder how blissful and amazing life would be with JUST you, him, Nejire and Mirio and no other distractions in the way

Nejire, on the other side, decides that you were MADE for each other after she sees you in action. She and the others CANT allow their darling to hurt themselves!! So, expect them being all fussy over you. She is the DEFINITION of clinginess; She'll either be holding your hand or hugging you like a koala or something else. You are of course, oblivious to her signs of actions and you think they're just friendly gestures from a friend, but she sees it as you liking her back and YES, I mean the romantic way. If you do something nice for her, she'll think that you're doing this for HER out of love (WHEEZE- OMG I CANT!!!! XD )

Compliment her dress? You must have a crush on her and love her. Invite her for a sleepover or to go out for a snack? She loves you as well. Going for a walk in the park with her? Are you planning on PROPOSING to her? She doesn't bring up whatever you do since she thinks that your gestures are really cute and adorable and you're just shy to cane in to your feelings. And THAT'S why Mirio, Tamaki and she are there to ''HELP'' you understand yourself better and take care of you. On the outside, she just thinks that you're shy but inside, she's BURSTING with her feelings of how cute and shy you are and she starts cooing and squealing all over the place till Mirio and Tamaki have to calm her the FRICK down

Mirio, on the other hand comes up with thousand and one nicknames for you and spends ALL his time thinking about you. Since Mirio is kinda muscular and strong, he'll just smile and stare creepily at the person you're talking to. If it's a girl, Nejire does the honors and if it's a guy... well... He'll make sure you stay away from him. Expect Mirio to be VERY VERY OVERPROTECTIVE of you and yeah, don't forget.... he likes hugging the HELL out of you so don't be shocked when this cuddly hug monster hugs you out of nowhere

Well, they pretty much team up together to keep you safe, but they HATE it when you smile with others. Tamaki is good at manipulating you since his shy personality can come into place (Oh, this boi KNOWS how to play dirty) whereas Mirio and Nejire prefer coaxing the hell out of you like some puppy. If you get hurt, they will by absolute means not leave your side like, AT ALL, and they'll get even MORE clingy than usual. And if it's because of someone, well.... they can kiss the world Sayonara~

But.... yes, every story DOES need some action and drama and kidnapping and all that, so *POOF* (Insert dramatic drumroll here please and cue the suspense music) The LOV KIDNAPS YOU!!!!!!!!!

Well, after the initial freaking the HELL out and after Tamaki crying and everything, they DO eventually manage to save you but they're convinced that their WORST fears of you not being safe anymore is confirmed so they do the only LOGICAL thing that your everyday yandere does: Kidnap you

But... on the bright side, you get to see Eri and WHAT A SHOCKER: SHE'S A PART OF IT TOO!!!!!!! She liked you ever since you saved her and yeah, she likes clinging on to you since she feels safe when she's with you and the Big 3

And yeah, so they kidnap you and assure you that it's for your own good and safety and they put a quirk cancelling cuff on your wrists and baby-proofed the entire house since they obviously don't want their precious little sweetheart (ie, YOU) to get hurt

''It's only a matter of time sunshine that you realize you aren't safe out there''

''Bunny, don't worry, everything's going to be all right''

''Oh sweetie, we'll ALWAYS protect you no matter WHAT and NO ONE is going to get in our way....''

#yandere bnha #yandere bnha x reader #yandere bnha characters x reader #yandere big 3 #yandere big three x reader #yandere big three scenarios #yandere big 3 oneshots #yandere big 3 imagines #yandere tamaki amajiki x reader #yandere mirio togata #yandere nejire hado x reader

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catsofcalifornia · 6 months ago

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Autumn Leaf from The Cat Posse in Pasadena, California

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Autumn Leaf - was trapped at about 3 months old of age when she showed up at a managed feral colony. She was initially shy but it was apparent that she was not feral, she just needed to learn how to trust people. She has become super sweet and cuddly and is also very talkative. She particularly likes to sit in the kitchen and talk with her foster mom while dinner is being made. Her other favorite things are wet food and napping in her hammock. She is FIV/FeL negative and has already been spayed and completed all of her kitten immunizations. Although Autumn Leaf is friendly with the other foster cats she is not particularly bonded with anyone and would also do well as an only cat.

#cats #california #pasadena #adoption #adoptnotshop

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lightofraye · 7 months ago

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Hi there!

First, thank you for being understanding that these replies may take time! I appreciate a follower/fan that is kind and respectful!

Second, to respond! Doing it in pieces to respond to each section you've said.

I wanted to weigh in on this anon's ask. But, I will preface this by saying I don’t know Jared or Gen, or Danneel or Jensen personally at all, so it’s pure speculation based off of observation.

Understood. Honestly that's all any of us can really say, unless we did know them. I speculate, you speculate, everyone speculates.

There are some guys (and gals or whoever, but I especially notice with guys), who meet someone and that’s it. They are in, hook, line and sinker. The are head over heels for their partner. Jared strikes me as one of those guys. He’s said himself that he’s not necessarily big on mushy words and things like that, which I think accounts for some of the coupley pics that Gen posts of them coming off a tad awkward. But he’s seemed settled ever since he got married, talking up being married and always mentioning Gen showing up as the best time on SPN for him (I also understsnd that this is any easy answer to give, so why not stick with it).

Oh yes. There are some people who are done, as it were, once they're married. That's it, that's their person, and no need to look elsewhere. They're loyal to a fault, loving, and dedicated. You're right, Jared strikes me as the type.

Also, I heard a rumor once that some people he worked with (I wanna say SPN cast or crew, or handlers) called Jared "very loyal," and almost kind of insinuated that he, unlike others, doesn’t mess around on his partner. In almost a condescending way. But, certainly don’t take my word on that because I can’t remember where I heard it. He also vibes as super uninterested in person (sexually, not indifferent as a person), almost like he views all fans as nice, momentary friends and that’s it. He gives no vibe of … availability. And granted, he’d be dumb to project interest on fans of all people, but it’s just a feeling I get from him (I’ve had some photo ops and meet & greets with him).

Oh how interesting! I think you're right. He may be friendly with fans, funny if the shares on Twitter are any indication, but I've never heard of him going beyond that. He maintains those boundaries, even if fans don't (I'm reminded of an op, I believe, being canceled because a fan had the audacity to grab his ass!).

I won’t belabor this point, but in contrast, Jensen vibes totally different than Jared. First, even early into his marriage, he’s made "jokes" about not liking being married. And there was that blind item about he and Danneel swinging or something. Danneel also has more cuddly chemistry with his friend Steve than Jensen. I would bet on it that Jensen and Danneel aren’t "loyal" to each other, but I think it’s more likely they have an open marriage than it being cut-and-dried cheating.

Unfortunately, yes... Jensen's never come across as someone madly in love with Danneel. In the early interviews, pre-marriage, he'd just gloss over "Yeah, we're together, been a year" and change the subject. Or one interview... hang on, let me get it.

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Where when he's asked about marriage, he looked nervous and uninterested. Even though he'd been with Danneel for two and a half years by then. Most men will know they're going to marry someone within months of dating. Two and a half years and he still isn't sure? Oh boy.

As for the swinging... wow. I never heard of that one. I do remember that guy who tweeted about an orgy, got hit by Danneel to shut up or be sued, and he hastily removed the tweet. (Way to validate the claim, Danneel!)

As for Danneel and Steve, yep. They're far more like a couple than Danneel ever appeared to be with Jensen. Though I hear (from my industry expert) that it may be over between Steve and Danneel, which may be why she wanted to move far, far away. Steve probably got fed up with being the side piece instead of the main interest. But since we know Danneel won't give up Jensen's fortune without a fight....

Jensen also has a certain vibe of availability, again not to fangirls, but he seems more open on an attraction level. I don’t know how better to explain it, and again it’s just the vibes I get, so I’m not trying to say I "know" anything but just a feeling. Like, I find both J2 very attractive, and I find them funny, I even like Jared slightly more, but they literally feel different to me in person.

I think I get what you mean by vibes. I do hope, if he is having flings and one night stands, that Jensen isn't aiming for the easily available fans who are probably more than willing to have that opportunity. Is he actually having affairs? I heard of one rumor during one Bacchus event that he possibly had a one night stand with a girl there.

If he is... I can't judge him. As I mentioned, finding comfort in the quicksilver rush of an affair... sometimes that's all anyone can get in Hollywood. (And we know what kind of wife Danneel is--I doubt Jensen even seeks comfort in her arms.)

I’m going to stop now because I've veered off course and and starting to sound silly. I also get that these people are actors, so the vibe they give off could be manufactured, anyway. Anyway, thanks for taking the time to respond (if you do).

Hey, rambling is okay! That's the title of my blog! I ramble too!

Truth. We can only speculate on vibes. I had a mutual who attended a con recently and she said Jensen came across as very reserved, shy even, and uncomfortable with being in the spotlight. That was one con. Other cons, we heard of him being warm and friendly with fans, even going as far as to joking with them.

We're all very different day to day. There may be an underlying true pattern, but even shy people have times when they're comfortable in their skin to talk to others openly. Even flirty.

I appreciate your insight very much!

Thanks for the ask!

(Note to followers/fans: I do have asks on. Not anon asks. If you want your identity kept secret, ask and it's done. I only share names of those who are rude as they violated the right to respect and secrecy.

I also hope to get around to all the other asks! Life is busy!)

#ask box #celebrity speculation #fan experiences #fan insight #Youtube

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would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend · 1 year ago

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Evolution Line Spotlight: Vulpix and Ninetales (037-038)

There is, obviously, quite a contrast between these two pokémon. Let me just say this right off the bat: if you are a vulpix owner or are looking to adopt one, I would highly recommend not evolving them into a ninetales. The contrast in both safety risk and difficulty of care between the two stages is going to be more than most inexperienced owners could be expected to handle, as I’ll get into in a moment. Thankfully, an accidental evolution is pretty easy to avoid in this case, since vulpixes only evolve when brought into contact with a fire stone; so long as you don’t have fire stones laying around your home, you should be ok.

Anybody who has been reading this blog for a while knows that fire-type pokémon don’t tend to score very high in the pet-viability algorithm. Vulpixes score pretty highly for a few reasons, so I could recommend them to people looking to adopt this tricky type. As mentioned in the vulpix post (linked at the bottom of this one), they don’t have any open flames on their body, making them less of a fire hazard than most. I will caution you, though, that they do exhale flames when they feel like they need to cool off, so a vulpix would be a safer pet for someone who likes to keep their home nice and cool. The species’ friendly, non-violent nature indicates that they would be pretty easy to train, which is good when it comes to any pokémon with fire-type moves that could, you know, burn down a home. Overall, vulpixes would make pretty good pets!

When we turn to ninetales, however, it’s a different story. I really must warn you not to adopt a ninetales as a house pet unless you are an experienced trainer! This species is known in equal parts for their bitter, vindictive attitude and supernatural powers. From their ability to generate and control raging infernos, to their mind control power, to their alleged propensity for dishing out 1000 year curses, risking getting on one’s bad side in any way is a bad idea. No pet owner is perfect! I would not want my cat, who occasionally gets mad if she doesn’t get fed dinner twice, to put a 1000 year curse on me! Added on to all of this is the fact that ninetales are said to have a lifespan of 1000 years. I, like many pet owners, would love for my pet to live forever. When you really think about it, though, a pet that’s almost guaranteed to outlive you is a pet that you need to have a plan for after your death. A ninetales is a high-maintenance pet that you will need to pass down to another person, who then would have to pass it on to someone else, and so on. It would be a massive headache, and opens up plenty of opportunities for your pokémon to get abandoned or left at a shelter that may be ill-equipped for caring for fire-types.

I am a fan of both of these pokémon, but I would never consider adopting a ninetales as a house pet. A vulpix? Sure! I think they’re super cute, and they look like they’d be nice and warm and cuddly. I personally am pretty unlikely to go for a fire-type pokémon though, just because I’m in no financial position to risk a house fire! Call me over-cautious, I guess. Oh, and as an extra note: if you come across a vulpix in the wild, be very careful about approaching them! This is an evolution line where one must be cautious of protective later-stages like ninetales who might attack to protect the younger, less experienced members of their group.

The Vulpix Post:

The Ninetales Post:

#pokémon #pokemon #vulpix #ninetales #pkmn irl

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yandere-paramour · 7 months ago

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Hi! Oh my goodness I missed asking questions…But now I’m going to! And one question that has been on my mind is what the yanderes do for Halloween since it is spooky month and also my birthday was 2 weeks ago on the 1st! Anyways that’s all

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY CAMMIE!! I missed you :)

Atalanta unfortunately has a gala to go to. The annual city Halloween gala that she is required to go to every single year. She hates it and wishes she could get out of it, but it generates a lot of revenue for the city and it's her duty. And because you will be a Montclair, it's your duty too. Atalanta always gets the city's fashion college to make her costume (and part of the money is donated to the college), and they will make your costume too. You can pick whatever you like as long as your costumes match like a knight and her princess, pirates, Gomez and Morticia. The costumes are GORGEOUS, and they make you both look amazing. You spend the night eating expensive treats and fending off socialites who are trying to suck up to you. It's not super fun but Ata promises she will make it up to you.

Vivien goes out on the town for Halloween. By this, I mean he mans the flower shop. Every Halloween Night on Main Street where the shop is, the suburb part of the city does a little party/festival for kids and families. Every shop/store has candy and a little activity set up (Vivien does flower crowns), and the street is blocked off so everything is safe for the kids. There is food and music and everyone is dressed up. It's a super cute family-friendly event, and Vivien would LOVE if you came to help him out with it. You both can dress up as flower fairies (to match the shop), and you can assist him with showing toddlers how to use their tiny hands to weave flowers together. His shift isn't even the whole time so you both can leave halfway through to enjoy the rest of the night listening to music and dancing, eating amazing street food, and generally having a great night. In my opinion, this is the best Halloween night ever.

Y'all know Noelle hates letting you go outside, so she's going to have to put on an activity so fun and interesting that your sweet little mind will be so entertained and happy that you won't even think of going out. Of course, she's getting you a costume. She might even encourage you to sew/make your own costume to keep you busy the whole month of October. She will order lots of treats for you both to snack on and get some candy for the few trick-or-treaters who might come by your door. You and Noelle will spend the evening doing a cute little activity like carving pumpkins or playing a silly game or painting monster rocks while you watch scary movies. It's a very nice and cuddly night, and Noelle lets you have as many treats as you want.

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storiesofsvu · 10 months ago

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Heather Dunbar SFW Alphabet

Heather Dunbar x reader warnings: language, minor flaws, alcohol mentioned, nsfw subject briefly mentioned lol I do NOT know how it happened that I've been writing for Heather for so long and somehow never did this alphabet, so... here we go! It was honestly nice to get back writing for her again!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

We all know Ms Ma’am’s first go to love language is gift giving, she’s busy with work, constantly, and she’s got the money to throw around so it’s very likely that you’ve got fresh flowers on your porch every week, dinner being delivered if she can’t be here and all the luxury items you could ever want. She’s also an acts of service; even if she’s not the one personally doing them, she makes sure someone on her staff is like, picking up your groceries as well as hers kinda thing.

She’s not overly affectionate in public, it’s much more private. She’ll do a quick hug, kiss on the cheek, little peck kinda thing but that’s about it. She’s more than aware that she’s a public figure and prefers to keep her private life private. It’s when you’re at home that she gets softer and she’ll be more touchy/cuddly.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Most of her friendships are going to start through work, or like, a weekly workout class/at the country club kinda thing. I like to think that Heather’s someone who is super polite and friendly to 99% of the people she comes across, especially at first, but she’s really just sitting there waiting for you to slip up. She keeps people at an arms reach until they start to show their true colours and that’s when she’ll either let them in or keep them on a leash.

That being said, once you’re in, you’re in. She’s a solid friend, she’s loyal, trustworthy, and will always have some kind of get together/party/event for you to join her at on the weekends. She’s always only one phone call away if something goes awry on a night out, you have a bad date, or get too drunk. While she might not have the time/effort to come herself, she’ll send someone to make sure you get home safely.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

She’s generally the big spoon, likes to have an arm around you on the couch while watching movies, loves when you lay your head in her lap so she can play with your hair. She’s not *huge* on cuddling, but she enjoys it more than she thought she would, always forgets how much physical touch can actually release endorphins and calm her down.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Has no interest in getting married again, but prefers a secure, long term relationship. She doesn’t have the time or energy to waste on casual dating so when she finds a partner and things actually work out, she’s gonna keep you around.

She’s a fantastic cook and incredible baker. Despite having nannies and a pretty large personal staff, she can do a lot of things from scratch and really enjoys her “me time” in the kitchen, relaxing and getting to just focus on the task at hand instead of everything firing through her brain.

Heather’s space is always tidy, keeping up with clutter was the bane of her existence when the kids were kids until she confined all the toys to the playroom kinda thing. She prefers things have a home and when they’re done being used, they get put back in said home. When it comes to the actual cleaning she’ll do the bare minimum but is pretty busy so a lot of that does end up falling to a housekeeper.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) She’s likely going to do it in person, especially considering she doesn’t really casually date. If it was something more casual, or just a recurring hook up, she’s not afraid to ghost or just shoot of a quick text saying she’s done. It’s super brief, curt and almost professional when she does it, she finds herself almost falling into work mode for things like that to take the edge off/take the emotion completely out of it.

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) Already been married and doesn’t have any major interest in going back down that road in the future. She knows how much of a legal/financial hassle it can be, knows that even bringing up a prenup sometimes destroys relationships and doesn’t want to have to deal with all of that. She tried it, it didn’t work, why bother trying it again? She absolutely *will* however buy you a fancy ring, a pretty dress and host the year’s best party to celebrate you/your love though. G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) Heather’s gentleness is hidden under many layers, especially after years of having to be so cut throat in her industry among so many men. She’s built up these walls through strength, strategy and a bit of cunning and she knows that showing hurt/emotion/weakness at certain times is not optional, so it takes a bit to come out. If she’s had a bad/long/tedious day and comes home right away without decompressing she might end up snapping when she doesn’t mean it. Her alone time before going about anything else is super important to her so she can melt down all those walls and shed that professional personality before shaking it off and greeting you with a smile.

Once that side is gone though, she’s a softie under it all.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Her mom hugs are the absolute best, deep, warm, she’s not gonna let go until you’re ready. Though she’s not a big hugger, esp in public as stated previously. For a greeting/farewell she’s much more likely to kiss you quickly, drop a kiss to the top of your head with a tender shoulder squeeze, or something of the like rather than a full blown hug.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) I think it take a bit for her, we’ve discussed already about her keeping her walls up until she’s absolutely sure and I think that goes for dropping the love bomb as well. While she is absolute fire with words when it comes to the courtroom/political debate/world stage, she struggles a bit with accurately expressing her emotions with words. She’ll feel the blooming in her chest, know that she adores waking up with you, cooking with you and the like, and she’ll likely even know that she’s falling in love but it isn’t coming out right away.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Heather’s definitely the jealous type, and she’s the angry jealous type. She sees you across the room getting hit on and the first tell is that her lips are pursed, her jawline tight and when you do find your way back to her, her responses are short and clipped. This is especially true if she knows you’re doing it *on purpose* because that means you’re being bratty and she is absolutely going to punish you the second you get home. K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) Her quick kisses are soft, gentle, a small smile on her cheeks. Her private kisses are passionate, full of fire, dominance, hands tangling into your hair, teeth nipping at your lip, tongue surging into your mouth. She loves how quickly she can turn you to mush by kissing your neck, and absolutely loves to leave marks on your inner thighs where no one else can see them

She’s partial to the way you’ll kiss her collarbone, it’s something no one else has ever really done and that makes it special to the two of you and her love it more. As much as she loves the kinky stuff, it’s how soft and tender you are with her that really melts her heart, so it’s those kind of kisses.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) She’s fantastic with kids. While she always had a nanny on hand and did send her kids to boarding school she’s still their mom and they’ll show up whenever they’re sick or need an adult kinda thing and she’s never going to send them away. She’s not the biggest fan of babies, especially because of the mess and the volume, but you cannot tell me this woman is not super excited about being a grandparent now that her own kids are grown.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) They’re quiet, but efficient, she’s likely got the news on in the background, coffee brewing and a quick breakfast made while she’s already skimming through emails and her agenda, figuring out what’s the priority for the day and what she needs to focus on and where she’ll be able to take a couple of breathers. She’s an early riser, even on weekends, and if she’s not working she’s trying to beat the rush to the gym/wherever to get her workout in and be able to check one thing off the list before sunrise kinda thing. She’ll always kiss your forehead before slipping out of bed and if she’s gone by the time you’re up there’s still hot coffee and likely a plate of breakfast waiting in the oven.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) There’s going to be a small amount that is spent working, whether working late at the office, or bringing work home. But she always makes sure that she’s present once you need her, have dinner ready, or something of the like. She’ll put work away and come eat with you, catching up on your days, help you with dishes, stealing as many kisses as she can get before curling up on the couch with you to catch up on your most recent binge with a glass or two of wine. And obviously most weekend nights end up with clothes gone and bodies tangled together for a few hours…

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) Heather keeps her secrets, especially with new people. It’s just part of being a politician, she’s going to let you know the basics and very specific details at first. She’s also cautious about things like that/you seeing her house because she comes from old/family money and knows just how quick that can sway someone’s opinion of her. She’s gotten trapped in the sugar babies taking advantage before so now when she indulges in that, she keeps them at an arms length. P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) Not necessarily angry, but she is relatively easily annoyed. That being said, she is also our resident brat tamer and does enjoy getting riled up a bit because she knows she can punish it out of you. If she’s been working/told you she doesn’t want to be interrupted she has a shorter fuse, she can and will snap and sometimes it comes off pretty harshly. Sometimes she’ll apologize, sometimes she won’t, but she’ll make sure you know she’s not mad at you and if you haven’t been able to figure it out, she’ll explain why and things will be fine.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing or do they kind of forget everything?) She remembers most things, but she’s also got such a detailed schedule/calendar/agenda that has a MILLION and a half reminders. Like, homegirl is so fucking organized it baffles people. So she always has the reminders for things like date nights, anniversaries, birthdays, etc far in advance. When it comes to stories, your favourite treats/colour/shows/etc she does generally remember exactly what you like, sometimes even when it’s only mentioned once or in passing. Those more random ones are usually remembered because she also really enjoys them herself, or she can connect it to someone else in her family who’s a huge fan kinda thing.

R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?) It’s likely going to be one of the first times that you welcomed her into your home and urged her to make herself at home/left her alone in your space. She knew in that moment that you trusted her and wanted her in your space and that finally knocks down that final wall of hesitancy of hers. It also could go the other way and very likely be when it gets revealed to you just how rich she is/the first time you’re at her house. She’s nervous, but incredibly happy at your response. You’re not in utter awe, but you’re also not reacting like it’s something you’ve seen every day, you’re reaction is right in the middle where she was hoping it would be. You acknowledge her lifestyle and accept it, but aren’t leaning too hard into it or away from it, you’re here to stay.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Heather is one protective bitch. If you don’t already have a security system at home, she’s getting one installed for you. She doesn’t like you taking public transport, especially after dark. If you don’t have a car, she’s giving you one, if you don’t drive, she’s supplying you with a driver. Out late at night and can’t get home? She’s outside waiting for you/sending a car before you can even send the text. If you’re out together and some prick is flirting with you, she’ll tightly wrap an arm around your waist and pull you to her, asking if you’re alright while staring daggers at the guy. She’s not about to throw hands, but she exudes enough power that the tiniest threat uttered from her lips is more than enough to have someone running.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) She absolutely loves lavish, luxury experiences and puts all of that into her dates, especially the important ones. Once Heather realizes she’s in love, she loves incredibly hard and will go above and beyond to make sure you know you’re loved because she’s also more than well aware of her flaws. Birthdays, anniversaries and the like she’ll always send you on a shopping spree with her credit card the week before, telling you to pick out whatever you want, but always to make sure there’s a new lingerie set too. Dress, heels, jewels, nails, make up, tan, hair appointment, literally whatever you want. If it’s a BIG event, she’s taking you on vacation, it’s gonna be all inclusive, private suite, water front château kinda thing, rose petals on the bed, endless champagne and gifts that are so incredibly perfect and tailored just for you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) Her flaws are present and she knows they are, no matter how much she tries to avoid them. Work can absolutely consume her and thanks to her line of work, that can make her pretty irritable and short fused. Especially because she will likely also forgo sleeping the amount she needs and other daily necessities. Heather also tends to isolate, and attempt to do everything/fix everything on her own, she has trouble reaching out for help, even if she desperately needs it, she’d rather suffer through it alone than admit she needs help.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Heather is the one most concerned with her looks. She’s likely had a very strict skincare routine from a young age that she does every day without fail. 90% of her closet is designer and if it needs a couple of alterations, she’s sure to get those done in order for things to fit her perfectly. She puts time and effort into her appearance including hair and makeup and has a range of looks depending on exactly what she’s doing professionally that day (if that makes sense lol). She keeps active through various workouts and maintains a healthy diet, she’s not obsessive over it, but makes sure to stay healthy. Heather’s also definitely not against getting small amounts of not super invasive work done, nothing crazy, but just little bits to boost her confidence a bit over the years.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) 10000%. She doesn’t need another person to feel whole. She’s someone who isn’t particularly lonely when single, she’s content. She does miss the sex, but obviously has her way of getting that without a full relationship. It’s only once she has found someone that she truly loves that she does realize that it is really nice to have someone to come home to.

X = Xtra (A random head canon for them.) Was an equestrian growing up and was super good at it. She stopped after she was thrown off a horse during a practice and ended up with a nasty cut (that she still has the scar from) and a minor fracture somewhere in her leg/ankle/foot.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) She absolutely cannot stand lack of motivation/laziness/super dependent people. While she is completely content and enjoys being the dom in relationships, she needs her sub to be content by themselves while she’s busy. She will *always* reward them for it when she has the time, and as much of a brat tamer she is, the neediness can go past a level that she cannot stand. She also needs someone with at least somewhat of their own drive, she doesn’t care if you’re flipping burgers at mcdonald’s or a CEO on wallstreet, but you need *something* that is the reason to wake up in the morning and be a human, ya know? (though she is probably low key gonna judge you if you’re flipping burgers lol, but she’ll help guide you in the direction of a job you like more/earn more)

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

*Always* has a glass of wine before bed. If there’s some reason she can’t have one she’s having one of those sleepytime girlie mocktails that have been trending (they’ve got cherry juice and I think magnesium lol). And she likely has another couple of vitamins/supplements to help with rest/recovery/etc overnight.

Heather also either indulges in something very fantasy based right before bed, whether that be a show or a book. She started out reading fiction before bed nightly but found even some of it was too realistic/close to her daily career life so she swapped to fantasy to truly distract herself from life before sleeping.

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#heather dunbar #heather dunbar x reader #house of cards #heather dunbar head canons

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demigodsanswer · 5 months ago

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Percabeth did they or didn’t they/vacation AU

This would probably be a multichapter fic, so I'll just explain what I would do with it:

The backstory: Percy and Annabeth meet in college in New York. He's at Hunter College, she's at Columbia, they have some mutual friends, they hit it off at a party.

Neither of them are big partiers, so they kind of just stick together whenever they're at the same party. They are always the two making friends with the house cat, or getting high on the roof, or sharing a bottle of wine somewhere. They also hang out together one-on-one all the time.

So there's never a time where they are friends that their other friends don't think they're together. But in reality, they never commit to each other, because Annabeth knows Percy wants to stay in New York and teach high school and get his MA in either education or social work, and she wants to go to Harvard for her Masters and continue her architecture career. They end up dating other people through junior and senior year. They're bi, so at one point, Annabeth has a girlfriend and he has a boyfriend, and so people are kind of like "oh guess that's why they never got together" (it's not, but biphobia, ya know?)

Annabeth sticks to her career plan and moves to Boston after graduation. She stays in touch with her New York friends and visits occasionally, but she and Percy become pretty distant.

Ten years pass. Neither Percy or Annabeth are married. And now they are both headed out to Long Island for Jason and Leo's wedding. Annabeth keeps thinking about how, when they were 19, she and Percy made a pact that if they weren't married by 35, they'd marry each other (back when 35 still seemed too old). But mostly she misses her best friend.

They're all sharing one big beach house, and Percy and Annabeth, as the only two single people, are put in the room with two beds.

Percy and Annabeth feel like they've picked up exactly where they've left off. There is that instant friendship and ease they always had. And he's a super handsome 32-year-old. Annabeth is like oh yeah I could do a marriage of convenience and have his kids, no problem.

Everyone else in the house is now just sitting around and waiting for them to finally get together. And they might be sleeping together. But they haven't been caught. They seem very friendly and cuddly when they are hanging out with everyone else, but not enough to confirm anything.

Turns out, Percy wants to make a move, but he keeps catching her texting some guy named Luke. She's been on her phone a lot, taking phone calls, smiling. So, he just assumes she's got a boyfriend and doesn't do anything.

Finally, at the wedding reception, she mentions their wedding pact, and he asks about Luke and kind of just leaves her there to walk out to the beach. She catches up with him, and he does a big When Harry Met Sally speech.

Annabeth explains that Luke was her graduate mentor at Harvard. "But now he's a partner at a firm in New York. He's poaching me."

"I don't need to know what kind of weird sex things you do."

"No, he's offering me a job, you dummy. I've been trying to get it all sorted, but the contracts, and start dates, and all of that have been kind of a hassle."

"You're ... moving back to New York?"

"Yes."

The did-they-didn't they debate is settled the next morning, because Percy's eyes are basically heart shaped and Annabeth is an insane lover girl who won't stand to be more than a few feet away from him the whole day. So no, they hadn't been. But they are now.

#i feel like this has such emily henry novel vibes #percabeth #ask game #percy jackson #annabeth chase #My writing

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anxious-acorn · 3 months ago

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I Turned the Corner 🔞

Chapter 3: Deal or Date? (Part 1)

Summary: Alastor preps for his nerve wracking brunch date. NOT a date, and tries to get a better read on Vixen.

(This goes with ch. 3 of Black Coffee- you can find everything easier on my Ao3 (in my bio))

The morning had come far too quickly for Alastor. Why? Why had he gone and asked her out? What the hell had he been thinking?

Alastor’s nerves were frayed and frazzled the closer the time came to his date (NOT a date!) His mind kept oscillating between what he actually wanted from the interaction- what result would benefit him most. Did he want to open with a deal and keep this brunch business? Or did he actually want to court the little vixen? The most important thing when forming a romantic relationship was to be clear and up front with such intentions. If it were just a business meeting, he could be as vague or, as dear Charlie had put it, shady as he pleased. If he wanted to woo her, however, it would only be fair to let her know before moving forward. A misunderstanding could be quite distressing- he’d learned that lesson the hard way.

He noticed Angel’s aura coming home, most likely from work, and decided to gain some more intelligence. He had less than an hour before his date arrived. NOT a date. A business meeting? Courtship proposal? Never mind it. Fading into his shadows, he slithered under his door, down the stairs, and in front of the spider.

“Fuckin’— Oh come on! Ya can’t go around scarin’ people like that,” Angel screeched out as he jumped, and Alastor couldn’t help the sadistic turn of his smile. How he loved to savor fear. Fixing his face to be more pleasant, Alastor cocked his head and placed both hands on his cane in front of him.

“Oh but dear Angel, I do so enjoy the hobby!” His reply made the spider frown and cross his arms. “Yeah, well I don’t, so keep your creepin’ away from me.”

Alastor gave a hum of acknowledgment, but no promises. Walking over to the bar to take a seat, he manifested a glass of rye and offered one to Angel. The spider deflated a bit and settled onto the seat next to him, casting a soft glance to the snoring Husker on the counter. A true talent, to be able to sleep anywhere.

“I’m quite pleased to find you up and about, Angel dear. I just so happened to run into your costar yesterday and set up a brunch for this morning. I’d like to pick your brain- do you think she would be inclined to accept an offer of pelt removal without any intimacy? I would like to offer her my service as a butcher- perhaps get to know each other. I find this all very fascinating!”

That got Angel very interested, eyes narrowing as his lips turned up in a sly grin.

“Oh? Well, since you’re askin’ so nice like, I suppose I can humor a few questions. It might not be a for sure sex thing, but you’d have to ask her about that. We’ve known each other for a while, but she tends not to talk about herself much. I know she’s super cuddly and sweet though. And ya know…”

Angel took a sip of his drink before leaning in as if to share a most precious secret. “She’s got a thing for tentacles, if you would rather keep from gettin’… intimate…”

Radio static escaped as Alastor stiffened. What was that supposed to mean? Did she prefer to be squeezed and skewered, or perhaps, did she want… surely not. What was he getting himself into? His mind began racing at the different possibilities for a deal arrangement, lips slightly lowering as each thought became more unappetizing. What’s worse, some of the images were actually appealing. He needed to think of something else. No, he needed to say something. How long had he been silently stewing in front of the smiling spider?

Clearing static from his throat, Alastor took a long swig of his drink before taking a calming breath. “My hope is to keep things friendly for a deal. As I’ve stated before-“

“Yeah, yeah. Sex ain’t your thing. Don’t worry Smiles. Vixy’s all about consent and stuff. She ain’t the type to make you do anything you don’t wanna do.”

Now that was a good piece of information- that he could use to his advantage. A plan was finally beginning to take form as the two conversed.

When not sexually baiting others, Angel Dust was actually quite a fun personality. He’d almost completely forgotten his nervous stomach when he noticed her aura nearing, and the hellcrows took flight once more.

His shadow warbled excitedly under him and he sent him to answer the door. He heard her thanking the creature and stiffened when the shade chittered back, “You’re most welcome, ma belle.” He’d need to make sure the wretched thing kept his affections to himself. He’d not have the shadow ruining his plans; at least she wouldn’t be able to understand the flirtatious words.

Doing his best to appear casual and comfortable, he kept his gaze on Angel as he prattled on about something. His concentration was suddenly sorely lacking. What was the dear spider saying? Never mind it. The vixen was entering the lobby and when his eyes found her, he couldn’t help the widening of his smile as his chest constricted.

“Good morning, my dear! What a lovely vision you make in that dress!”

She was the very picture of nostalgic elegance! She could be a silent film starlet with the lovely ensemble- a black and white flared day dress fit her silhouette perfectly, accompanied with short black gloves and strapped heels. She’d styled her hair in a low side bun, soft waves framing her heart shaped face. Quite impressive, really- with the amount of hair she was working with, it shouldn’t look as neat as it did. Perhaps magically altered?

‘Focus,’ he told himself, rising to meet the woman halfway to spin her. Her lovely dress flared and she looked happy at the compliment, but as she spun he heard a short series of yelping barks, and loosened his hold on her. Had he upset her? Her tail was wagging, but her sounds were almost pained.

The vixen looked up at his concerned features and giggled. “Don’t mind my yappies, your flattery has made me quite happy! And good morning to you! What a pleasant surprise to see such dashing gentlemen before I’m even awake.”

Alastor deflated at her words. Good, those were happy sounds. He filed the noise away in his mind- happy yappies. Adorable.

“Heya Vixy! I’m glad you guys met; I had a feeling you guys would get on like flies on a carcass,” Angel greeted, lifting the much shorter demon in a warm hug.

“I can’t believe this is who you thought about asking to be my scene partner. No offense, sir,” she directed to Alastor.

‘He what now?’

Husker was rousing from his drunken dozing, grumbling about the noise. Alastor couldn’t help but imagine himself in Angel’s place in that picture show- flaying, kissing, caressing…

“I… guess you decided that one wasn’t worth the respawn,” Vixen giggled as Angel rubbed at the back of his head, chuckling nervously as he tried his best not to meet Alastor’s gaze.

Alastor did his best to keep his features in check, but he could feel himself contorting as Husker smirked at Angel. He refused to be made a fool of.

“What an idea…” He let his features slip into a demonic, sinister display as he hitched his voice slowly to match. “Alas, I wouldn’t show up though, my dear. This

face was made for radio.”

He’d aimed his terrifying display at the smirking feline, but he couldn’t help but notice the little vixen’s reaction. She stiffened and swallowed hard; and was her shadow moving?

Filing the information away for later, he calmed his features and held his hand out as he spoke.

“And please, call me Alastor. It’s a pleasure to officially meet you, dear Vixy- or do you go by another name?” He cocked his head, and when the vixen held her hand out he brought the knuckles to his lips to kiss.

She was definitely pleased with the old fashioned greeting. Her lovely crimson eyes lit up as she smiled demurely.

“Well, my real name is Y/N, but I go by Vixen or Vixy most of the time,” she explained.

Alastor’s smiled widened at that. Good, he would have had a difficult time calling her anything else. “Well, how fitting for such a sweet little vixen,” he replied, and her large tail began wagging. He still had it.

Angel smirked over to Husker, and Vixen pointedly looked away from the spider to address the other demon. “What may I call you, sir?”

The grumbling feline gave a half hearted salute and said, “Name’s Husk.”

Not the most pleasant greeting, but better than what he could have said.

“Well my dear, shall we away? I know a fabulous place if you didn’t already have somewhere in mind,” he spoke, walking to open the door for Vixen. As she walked to pass him, he subtly took in her scent and his shadow warbled under him. As soft and lovely as she, a warm spice hinting underneath.

She replied as they began their walk. “Well, I was thinking of a diner in Cannibal Town. Have you heard of ‘Everything’s Thigh’? They have a decent special on bottomless mimosas. I’d like to hear your suggestion as well, should it be a tastier option.”

What a conscientious little sweetheart. “Hmm I tend to prefer a good rye myself, but I’m certainly willing to try new things. I had been thinking of Rosie’s. While not a true café, she’s always willing to treat a friend to a good meal. I’m certain she would have any liquor we desire. I’ll leave it to you, dear. I would be delighted with either option.”

‘Please choose-‘

“Oh I love Rosie’s food! Though I can’t say I’ve actually dined there. I must admit, I’m quite enamored with her, so every time she smiles or speaks to me, my throat dries up and I blush like a tomato! Hahaha!”

Alastor felt the sharp sting of disappointment, keeping his eyes ahead and features unbothered. Vixen’s laughed turned slightly nervous as she added a quick, “please don’t tell her I said that.”

Oh, not to worry. He wouldn’t. That would be a well kept secret.

“Haha! Well my dear, you’ve certainly given me quite the ammunition. I will keep your secret for you. Is… that common for you?” He did his best to not seem too interested, looking off at a hellcrow taking flight.

“Not really. I find many people attractive, however something about Rosie… Well, I guess it’s the idea that she tends to permanently end her lovers.”

Why would that cause her to bl-

“Not that I wouldn’t go down in pure ecstasy. Haha!”

‘Oh, for the love of all that is unholy, do not put that in my mind! Think of something- anything.’ Grabbing his monocle, he huffed his breath over it and brought a handkerchief to clean it. He needed to keep focus. His walking partner had also mentioned something else very important, and he would use it to find out what he needed to move forward with his plan.

“I must say, I’d never thought about it before.” A lie; in fact, he’d aided in a couple of those deaths. “But indeed you’re quite right. Our very own dear black widow!” He ended his sentence with a flourish of his hand before taking a pause. ‘Easy does it, ol’ boy.’

“Many people, you say? Is there anyone else I know? Hmm?”

He tried to make the question light- teasing, but he knew he was failing miserably. His eyes flitted nervously down to gauge her reaction.

“Want to know if you make the cut, Mistah Radio Demon?” True to her manifest, Vixen gave him a sly, heated stare. Her crimson, heart shaped irises brightened with a wicked glow, and his breath caught.

A record scratch escaped his chest as his stomach dropped. This demon was certainly giving him a run for his money. Along with new, interesting and not all appealing feelings. He’d merely asked a question- nothing inappropriate in the least, yet why was he feeling caught?

He hadn’t realized he’d stopped walking; the little vixen saw his discomfort and softened her face, pausing her steps as well- not quite pity, but a face he often received from Rosie. Hmm. What was it?

“Don’t worry Alastor. You certainly are an attractive demon, but I find consent more important than anything. I would never think to try anything untoward. Your virtue is safe in my presence,” she spoke softly, stepping further away. Was she… trying to reassure him?

“My… virtue.” He couldn’t help but think of one of the bodice rippers he’d read last night. A suave gentleman reassuring his suspicious heroine. The image brought a booming laughter from his chest, a laugh track joining in.

“Forgive me Vixy,” he worked to calm himself, “but you are quite the comedian! To think myself virtuous, well, that is a new one!”

His laughter died down and he noticed affection in Vixen’s gaze, a buttery smile on her obsidian lips. She’d called him attractive. She was attracted to him. He felt a thrum of giddy hope rise from his gut.

“Well, I prefer to make sure my friends feel safe around me. And as long as I’ve been down here, I’ve never seen you court another demon. Forgive my being so forward, but I feel romance and lust aren’t exactly your thing. I want you to be assured that I’ll be respectful of your boundaries,” she finished, and they resumed their walk.

Alastor hummed at her thoughtful response, and they fell into a comfortable silence as they walked. He wasn’t certain as to how it had made him feel. All of these soft feelings were familiar in some ways, but friends did not describe what he wanted- of that he was sure. In all his life and afterlife, he’d never experienced someone tell him they wanted him to feel safe. He thought of Angel’s words, and how he’d told him that moth overlord was afraid of her.

It was rare he could remain silent, often needing a bit of background music to soothe his swirling thoughts, but walking in silence felt easy with the thoughtful vixen. He’d become lost in thought, and though neither of them had verbally chosen a venue, soon enough he found himself approaching Rosie’s storefront. He sent his shadow to open the door for them, and noticed Vixen’s shadow warbling below her.

Before he could connect the dots, a shadowy silhouette zoomed over to swirl excitedly around him, zooming and circling his own shadow next, large smile adorning their face. His chest clenched- oh how adorable!

His shadow was momentarily stunned before giving chase, chirping and chittering at the other amorously. He sent a small, ‘behave yourself,’ to his shadow, and he chirped back, ‘they’re ours. Don’t fuck this up’.

“Oh how cute! They like each other,” he heard Vixen say. He couldn’t help the small blush as his chest swelled with giddy wrathworms, turning to hold the door open for her himself. She definitely noticed his heated face, but graciously said nothing as she walked through the door, and he silently thanked her for it.

He led her up the stairs and into Rosie’s parlor. “Rosie will be up in a moment. I’ll grab us some libations,” he spoke, leaving Vixen to stand awkwardly in the center of the room.

He knew Rosie knew they were there, and he knew that she’d be waiting to ambush him in the kitchen.

“Oh Alastor, you dog!” Rosie scream whispered excitedly as she yanked his arm along. “Do you know who that is you have sitting in my parlor?” Well, at least he wouldn’t need to worry about introductions, but his dear friend sounded a little too excited for his liking.

“I am well aware, Rosie dear. I hope you will make her comfortable while I prepare libations?”

Rosie’s face lit up before she crushed him in a quick hug. “I’m rootin’ for ya, sweetheart,” she said fondly, and then she was gone. Such a darling gem of a woman, though her excitement did concern him just a tad.

Alastor hummed as he went to work gathering and mixing libations. Rosie was a gin fan, and a mimosa… If he recalled correctly, it was simply a mixture of champagne and orange juice, so he filled up a pitcher (mostly Rosie’s finest champagne) and snapped an automatic refill spell on it before filling the designated glass. He assumed ‘bottomless’ meant ‘never ending’.

After pouring himself a rye, he set the three glasses on a serving tray, took a deep breath, and headed up the stairs. He could do this. He could do this. He. Could. Do. This.

End of Chapter

I hate making this a 2 parter, but the depression hit hard, so there are no more words coming. I tried to leave it at a place that made at least SOME sense. Hopefully this yuck time will pass soon and I’ll have more story to share. Anyway, thank you for reading and I’ll see you in the next one. ❤️

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