#she's so cringe

[blackmetalsnake]

Damn, I remembered a super stupid thing my mother once told me

It was the beginning of 2020, I started experimenting with my hair color. I dyed it black (my natural color is dark brown) and this is what I heard when she saw it:

"Why did you do that? Ugghhh, now you look like a non-Russian (=non-slavic in the language of neo-nazis) 🙄🙄🙄"

UMMM EXCUSE ME??? Do you remember who YOU chose as a father for my older sister and ME?? You chose a Georgian as your husband and you complain that your child DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SLAV?

Ma'am, are you okay?

As a child I even had much more tanned skin and for some reason it wasn't a problem for you then 🤨 But black hair now is too much. Ok.

She also very approved when I bleached my hair blonde, so you see the whole picture.

[one-winged-angels-world]

WHAT THE FU-

[p0rkbun]

amber is the type of person to say "you don't wanna see my dark side..." when she's mad

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[purplerakath]

So this character has no card, art, or appearance in the sets attached to her appearance in the story. But during Kaladesh block there's an Elf who works with the rogue artificers to try and overthrow the Consuls named Shadowblayde (yes with a y). She becomes Ajani's sidekick during a number of stories and is a chipper upbeat tryhard and I want her printed so badly.

She also is very trusting for a underground rogue so she trusts that Liliana's codename for Gideon being beefslab is entirely on the up and up.

MTG LORE FANS, please tell me about (random) characters from mtg stories you're obsessed with/a fan of/you just think they're neat, i'm trying to find the most fun bits of mtg lore

[anna-scribbles]

last one i promise(<—lie)

[magic-worms]

trying to articulate my thoughts on the 7th tf2 comic confirmation by using the tf2 characters to articulate those thoughts

[burr-ell]

it's genuinely SUCH a choice for vex to be like ok hear me out. what if we keep having emotionally charged conversations where we confess our deepest fears and longings and also pork each other about it...but ok here's the thing, here's the thing: we CALL IT friends with benefits so no one really gets attached enough to be hurt! it's foolproof! and percy's like that doesn't sound right but i don't know enough about healthy relationships to dispute it

[gaiaspoken]

"I've actually never heard of the term! So, I assumed you meant dinosaurs."

"Y'know, you're right!" After some thought, Aerith finally turned to the shopkeeper, who seemed to be keeping a keen eye on Keigo's army of ducks and making sure that none of them fell. "I want a puppy with wings!" With that request, they're all too happy to oblige even if it's a bit unconventional.

As they get to work on her custom animal, Aerith ends up taking one of the glass ducks and sliding it along Keigo's arm as if it's some sort of race car while they wait. "Nyoooom..."

"Hey, hey! Careful with the merchandise!" says the keeper as they work, but Aerith's not paying much attention. She's way too preoccupied with being silly.

｢𓆄｣ "Falcons and hawks are raptors, aren't they?"

"Eh, I don't think they'd know they'd be left out." Hawks looked over from his duck army, "Nothin' wrong with being unoriginal. Pick whatever your heart desires. Or go crazy and mash two animals together."

[mipmoth]

It's only me and you in this cruel world walking radiator

[starleska]

as a cringe selfshipper who's been in fandom for decades and draws nothing but blushy ship art, i feel so seen and so attacked right now 😂💖💖💖

[skyrigel]

Simon had him and you all convinced that it was just sex and nothing more.

“No attachment.” He always said, everytime — sometimes so hurried and forgotten that it's just mumbled against your mouth before he's shoving his tongue down your throat.

Sometimes with so much urgency that it's lost between your moans, no attachment, babe, no attachment. And you believed him because it was really just sex, wasn't it ? There were no pretty dates and no fancy dinner at ritz, maybe those poorly wrapped ones he pretended he had not ordered and takeouts he brought along...but oh please, no attachments!

But maybe sometimes about those walks in the city where he would not so subtly grasp your hand, and you would catch him stealing glances at you while a teenager fiddled with his guitar, rhyming she came, my world lit with narcotic, I am addict.

No attachment but Simon's standing outside your workspace when it's raining —“I thought you might need it.” holding up the umbrella but those two words were there again when you were knee deep in the passanger seat and he was eating you out... because it was casual, right ? No attachment.

And it really didn't burn and ached until you got sick, real sick — puking your guts out and coughing until your ribs gave up, surely he wasn't the best role model of no attachment when he was panting to death as he picked your unconscious frame from the floor, you still remember the faint whisper of his ‘please don't leave me, please, please don't —’ over and over.

And if he wanted for no attachment then he should be gone. Gone and not come back because it was just sex...

Simon shouldn't be mopping the floor, and stirring your soup and touching your forehead every five minutes.

No attachment then why he's loading your grocery and taking out trash and doing your laundry, why he's wiping your tears and telling you it's going to be alright.

Why he's not leaving like he always did because there were no attachment right, but he's right here, tucking you in bed and washing your hair and reading you book.

“Is it some eccentric joke ? Why this Zaid is always growling ?—also when you get alright... we're gonna try it out, lovie.”

You blushed, but it wasn't just what he was suggesting but that word, it felt good.

“S-say it again.” You whispered, shifting your head in pillow. Simon turned back a page he was reading from, your scrunchie on his wrist.

“Zaid growled—” You screwed your face,“—oh, we'll try it—”

“last word. Your last word.”

“Oh.” He said, “Lovie...you don't like it ?”

You shaked your head, sniffing very unsexy-ly

“Call me that...I love it.” Simon pushed up the book up his face, his neck was pulsing with his many veins and you knew the blush that would be blooming on his hard face. Cute.

“Again.” You tilted your head, to get a look at his flushed out face.

“Okay Lovie...sleep now.” He grumbled, flicking your bedside lamp off and bookmarking the book with one of your scrunchie he removed from his wrist.

“Huh...Good night baby.” You said, waiting to be corrected, waiting for those two words to come and upside down it all.

But they never came, like they never even existed, never had a meaning to them at all.

No attachment, lost forever in darkness.

“G'night lovie.” He said so sweetly, and when you closed your eyes this time, you only saw daylight.

Grim Reaper! Simon

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[gaiaspoken]

"Hm..." Again, that's a bit of a hard question for her to answer on the spot. "Don't know, really. I just want one that has a happy ending." but that's much too obvious of an answer, so she goes silent again after saying so.

Aerith hugs her knees to her chest, hand reaching forward to graze over the flowers in front of them as she starts up again, "It should be full of adventure, too, I think. Bit hard to say what role I'd play...do you fancy me much of a heroine? I think I've got the personality for it and the traits. Tragic backstory, sort of a dreamgirl personality, and manages to get the leading man to fall in with her somehow! I think you've got protagonist energy, too."

｢𓆄｣ "Oh! Do you like games? We can go to an arcade. Whenever you want." He just assumed she wasn't interested! Whoops!

"Your story here, ya goof." Hawks could only snort a laugh, he thought his question was obvious, but, maybe not. That was okay though, "Who all plays what parts, and what're your goals in this city, anyway."

[wintergrofyuri]

kabru andhis failmom. amen

[mirrorhouse]

obsessed with this fuckin. little eye roll movement thing he does when karlach is talking to him. girl kill him

[kit-kat-jo]

fuck it, uploading my absolute favorite scene of the finale by itself bc i cannot stop watching it